Who do you ship with Steven?

Connie/Peridot/Lapis harem.

Shipping and shippers are pure cancer so I don't

shipping faggots making shipping canon ruins everything

I could see it

Connie.

You must be fun at parties

t. assdevastated shipfaggot

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why, my peanus weenus of course :)

hahah!

it's my weeeeeenus peanus! hahah :)

Who do you ship with Steven? - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!

Anyone but Peridot because Peri is mine

Because of that one autistic anoon that would spam in every OTP thread I'm starting to ship them

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>God tier
Connie
Peedee
Mabel Pines
>Great Tier
Peridot
Lapis
Lars
>Everything else tier
Everyone else

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A knife.

That’s the spirit!

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A treadmill

Witcha fatass

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Pink'd Connie of course🌈

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>PLEASE LIKE MY SHIPPING! DONT YOU SEE THEY ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER?! WHY ARENT YOU LIKING MY FANFIC ON WATTPAD YOU FUCKING INCEL! IM GOING TO SPAM THE WRITERS TWITTER AND DEMAND THEM TO SHIP MY OP

Have fun with that

Pearl.

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I ship him with a fusion of Peridot and Lapis

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Steven? Pearl, Priyanka or Kiki.
Connie? Greg, Ronaldo and Lars.

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Lapis x Steven
Pearl x PD Steven

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>Lapis x Steven

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Based

Unironically no one

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Gotta get some bitter up in that sweet.

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😃

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I forgot to add for the tier list of Stevenshipping
>Crazy but good tier
Kevin

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with a bullet in his head

Your fortune: Average Luck

Based. I need to commission some sfw art of them, cause I’m emptyhanded whoops

Lapiven is also good

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What about this?

Based post. Watch mad faggots get mad.

The only correct post on this thread.

I'm fine with Connie.

But I do like Steven x Lapis and Steven x Pearl.

With the latter it's because it felt like they were on much more equal footing after Pale Pink Rose and gained a much deeper understanding. Namely how much they've both ultimately been fucked over by Rose's bullshit.

At the very least I'd like to see them drinking together.

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Beautiful user

Jaspeven is happening next season

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Connie. I mean their faces are designed in a way that they fit together like a jigsaw puzzle, they're made for each other. Plus whenever Steven gets too ditsy Connie is there to bring him back to down to Earth (or complacent, which is another problem he has from time to time).

>Shipping and shippers are pure
user is a faggot.

Fucking finally. I'd also have accepted gun, shotgun, bomb, acid, or the front end of a truck

heh

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For once I actually don't ship this character with anybody. He's too... I don't really have a word for it.

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Jenny Craig. Fat fucks don't deserve love or happiness.

No one, shipping is a cancer on fandoms due to people ALWAYS take it too damn seriously and will do anything short of killing another person (and yes, I know that being optimistic given he Zamii fiasco) if their headcanon ships aren't given preferential treatment.

I love how much a shitty children's cartoon makes people seethe on here, thank you for giving me the impetus to post it more.💛

>He deleted his post in this thread AND the thread he made
LMAO KEKOLD

nice

Dying💔

reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/b830be/remember_when_dewy_made_his_move/

That whole thread went full incel mode

All of which probably wouldn't do shit because he's part gem.

she's easily the best in the show. my favorite moment was in the episode "pearl hates the irish" when she came running up a hill really sweaty and salty, drenched from to toe, as if she were taking a gravelly, pacific ocean-esque shower under a lactating cow's udder. The way her scaly, lime green skin seem to open up when that archaic oil lamp floating among the cosmos basked his egalitarian electrical currents onto every serf below for free. It was during that solar flare, Peridot expanded her jagged neck during her bihourly warming session and slowly drove her injected human lips, that allow her to commune with humans, towards your lips. Driving her tongue down your naked body, she slowly descended upon your frothing hypercock, ready to be serviced. Like a python to her pray, Peridot began to suffocate your cock, shaking as if it were a boiler about to bust while your pre-cum steams out. It was at that moment that you realized Peridot was sucking your dick.

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Peridot

Pure?

Pearl looking over at Greg. I wonder if she wanted him to ask her to dance?

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>Peridot was sucking your dick.
how

a fucking meatgrinder

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there's only one right answer
they were even lovers in a past life

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And that’s how I met your mother

Lappy

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The Chad Greg vs the Virgin Dewey

Boring safe choice I know, but Connie. It is pretty obviously end game and Connie is the only one reasonably close to his age that makes sense. Also she's pretty cute.

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What was it?

>Priyanka
Top tier choice

Imagine being cucked by your mom.

Jesus the projection in that thread

Everything else Tier
Take it or leave it.

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Well, if you're curious about this, allow me to digress. I'm a queer woman. I'm not interested in men romantically at all. Recently, a man wrote me an introductory message claiming that he understood I am only looking for friends, and I told him that was great. He then followed up with another message, which I evidently did not answer fast enough, because within a couple of hours he had sent nine more communications--most of which were about how I probably was not talking to him because he is not rich, does not have a nice enough car, and does not have a muscular body. When I got around to writing him back, I basically said wtfbbq are you literally suggesting I expect my friends to look a certain way and spend money on me? He insisted that yes, women always do this, even if they only want friends, and went on to explain to me that women are "shallow" and he had been dumped once for having a shitty car and now he has a better car. When he began to send me details of his car and told me he is not rich but can afford to take me out to nice restaurants a few times a year, I gave up. This man was having a conversation with someone who wasn't me. An imaginary one, in his head.

(It sounds so absurd, like it couldn't have happened because no one's like that, but I assure you. This happened to me within the last month. Ended up just blocking the dude.)

My point is that this man had already decided there are qualities women value, no matter what they actually SAY they personally want, and he has done his best to get the closest he can to these ideals. He has independently decided that these are valuable traits, and he has independently decided DESPITE MY EXPLICIT STATEMENTS TO THE CONTRARY that I, as a woman, am judging men according to his imagined ideals. Even for friendships. Guys like that, who decide women need dudes to have a cool car, are going to rage when they put out no small effort to upgrade their car and the lady still doesn't want them because, for instance, they're weird judgy pricks themselves.

Dewey in this situation has tried to puff himself up and be impressive to Pearl ("You know, I WROTE this play...."), but beyond repeatedly dashing in the wrong direction and saying the wrong thing to make himself look cool (instead of listening to what others say they want), you're right, he's not exactly a huge jerk or anything. He decided it would be impressive to Pearl that he wrote the play (even though she thought the play was crap until she rewrote it for him). He decided the band would love it if he came out dressed as a ghost, or that the audience would like his participation if he barged into an in-progress improv scene without any clue of what was already set up and said something "funny" on the spot. He thought those things would earn him attention and respect. He never asked how those people would want him to participate, or if they wanted his input at all.

Damn, that’s pretty messed up. How fucked up for that guy to pull that shit on you

Yep, he wasn't a great mayor. Yep, he's kind of a dope. He tries to be cool because he wants to be liked. A lot of the problems in this conversation lie with the original commenter, who projected onto Dewey ideas for what he should do to deserve the affection he wants. Dewey himself is just kind of bumbling and clueless, and yeah, he's not a bad person. I like him where he is, enjoying his daily contact with the citizens of Beach City without the pressures of being mayor.
-/u/love-takes-work

He’s quoting a redditor user.

The guy she's talking about sounds like a lunatic. I think the weird dude in the thread is just really young though. It's kind of childish way of thinking about women, doing something heroic and getting kisses.

Guess that message can be for that redditor

For the record, Pearl's appeared either oblivious to Dewey's affections (ref: "Political Power") or explicitly uninterested in Dewey (ref: "Historical Friction"). Notice how in that last Dewey asks to sit next to Pearl and she grudgingly accepts his presence, but then when he begins trying to talk to her about how he wrote the play they're about to watch, she just gets up and changes her seat. Later, when he thanks her for helping preserve his legacy, she pats him on the head in an awkward gesture and pointedly refers to their interaction as being "between FRIENDS."

Which makes it worse if you think about it.
They’re berating a kid for having a kid’s idea of what romance is.
And yes is young. Like 15 the max.

All jokes aside, wishing the narrative would give Dewey an opportunity to impress Pearl and deserve a token of her gratitude (specifically, that she'll just be forced by circumstance to reward him with a kiss) just seems weird when she's made it clear she's utterly uninterested in him. Dewey displays this pattern of not understanding that he can't just do the dance and earn the points with most people, though--he painfully tries to be cool while expressing the need to "gank that youth vote, boyyyy!" ("Shirt Club"); wanders around trying to be included in tennis, improv theatre, his son's band performances, and planning meetings for the town after Nanefua's taken over as mayor ("Letters to Lars"), and seems despondent when his old bodyguards are jamming with Nanefua instead ("Reunited"). It's easy to sympathize with him because hey, everyone probably knows what it's like to be left out of something you want to be included in and nothing you do is right. But, as Dewey shows several times in "Letters to Lars," repeatedly doing things you think others want without checking what they'd actually appreciate just mostly results in people wanting you to go away.

Some things need to be nipped in the bud, not the nicest way to do it, but you still gotta

based

Guys like Dewey, in their relationships with women, tend to decide independently what their own definition of a good guy is. A good man does this, is this, has this, offers this. And then he does those things and seems baffled that the women he approaches aren't interested. It's mainly because he's decided--without asking the other person--that he is what they must want, what he's "logically" determined to be what they should want. But women should want me to do this and be this and have this! What's wrong, anyway? Why aren't they responding correctly?

Why the fuck are you dumping the contents of a LITERAL reddit thread here you autist

Because getting lectured by losers on a subreddit is totally a good way to do that.

Better than nothing.

It’s called having empathy user.

No, nothing is definitely better. They just started sperging out for no reason.

Parents exist for a reason

It's called flooding the thread with irrelevant bullshit that you're copying and pasting from a place that was already linked in the thread.

Yeah they do, but kids aren’t gonna tell their parents they think that stuff is right, they’ll tell somewhat anonymous people

And anonymous people can be assholes and tend to ignore people if they have wrong think.
Yes, I realize the irony in saying that

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Sorry if women standing up to men makes you feel uncomfortable

I agree. If he takes their advice he'll be way ahead of the game relationship wise. Go up to that girl you want to date, find out what they're looking for in a guy and then become that person. If you don't want to or can't, then move on with your life and find another girl. If I had learned that when I was 14 I would have saved myself years of misery chasing women I didn't even like once I got to know them.

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Because you didn't ask THEM. You didn't ask the person you supposedly want a relationship with. You didn't behave as if their desires are as relevant as yours.

user, taking dating advice from reddit is the worse thing you can ever do.
That’s not even a Yea Forums vs reddit thing, everyone agrees taking dating advice from Reddit is never practical

anonvote.com/strawpoll/ta16841fm
As my birthday present, Vote White Diamond!
Thank you.

Sometimes, probably pretty rarely, there are things men can do to become what their desired partner wants. But usually? It's not in their control. In the case of Pearl and Dewey, it's a stretch for her to even be interested in a human at all. So far, what we know about Pearl is that she's only even considered such things with women, and has been dismissive of Dewey's propositions. And frankly, the idea that women should always be open to giving positive responses to male attention is gross; people even sometimes apply this expectation to women who already have boyfriends/husbands, don't have partners but don't want one right now, aren't attracted to the available/offering parties, or are literally lesbians. In general women are treated like they have to have a good reason NOT to politely accept and feel flattered, but even when they DO have a reason, it's frequently treated as irrelevant. The male attraction is what matters. The male attraction should be carefully handled, humored if possible, and tenderly turned down with focus on letting him down easy if rejection is necessary. The woman's own interest or lack thereof isn't treated like it's ever an acceptable "reason." She's still supposed to provide opportunities to proposition her and keep her mind open.

Yeah, but nothing pisses women off like asking what they want. Except assuming to know what they want.
It occurs to me that I might be overthinking this.

peridot.
optimally, peridot, with connie as second wife.

Even if she's been a lesbian for literal millennia I guess.
-/u/love-takes-work
She also has a tumblr that’s really good

👌

It’s an SU fan.
You’re wasting too much thought process for nothing

>This entire thread

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what the fuck are you doing

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Showing solidarity

I don't want to dogpile too much but it's still amazing to me that "she still might!" is something people will say about a character who literally hasn't shown interest in men in over 6,000 years. Granted, most of that was when she was interested in a specific person, but since branching out, all her interest (and all the numbers she got) seemed to be focused on lady and ladyish humans. This Crew knows what it's doing when it shows her tendencies to us. It's not an accident that the numbers she's gotten had traditionally feminine names on them or even lipstick kisses.
-/u/love-takes-work

I'm not sure there's room in the box for anyone else.

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And yet, people will insist that characters are somehow bisexual even when they’re clearly straight. But god forbid someone suggest something similar to a gay character
This person is full of shit

You're just spamming shit from reddit, fuck off retard, "solidarity" my left testicle

I’m not really into the whole “woman isn’t interested in guy but he still finds a way to get her to show him affection”/“girl begrudgingly gives man affection for being a decent guy even though she has no interest because affection from disinterested women is a prize to be won” trope. Doubly so if the woman is a lesbian.

I’d prefer them just become friends and he learns to take rejection maturely and respects Pearl’s “no” and then finds someone else.

-/u/danighost

>I’d prefer them just become friends and he learns to take rejection maturely and respects Pearl’s “no” and then finds someone else.
Sounds like Pearl should be the one taking this to heart, not Dewey.

She CAN go both ways, as can everyone. But she’s only ever shown interest in women/non-binary women and not men.

-/u/danighost

The ultimate ship😃

A pity cause that pearl is gonna be Greg's property

No one. Shipping is awful

Pearl has a penis and is attracted to women, so that makes her straight.

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I think Greg is her endgame

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>Spam getting deleted
BASED JANNIES

I ship Stevonnie with everyone other than Greg and Kevin

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I ship his girlfriend with that Latin bull from SVTFOE.

It's inevitable in my opinion they're endgame

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Mrs Diaz? Bit of an age difference there but guess love finds a way

And soon a rock married to Greg Universe

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Himself

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yeah alright

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The Governor from Good Hunting

Too many hints, the crew wants to do that

the thrill of writing a heated essay is its own reward

Yeah, she literally said in her first AMA on Reddit to "ship everyone with everyone". She's old school Yea Forums shipper trash, she just pretends to be normal so she doesn't get fired.

Oh...I get it. Some months ago in a podcast several crew members including everybody who has written an episode with Pearl's plot in it explained Mystery Girl was not going to come back, never and it was never the plan for the character.

The character was like backpedaling Pearl's plot anyway

The hints began in the episode 20 in the first season so it has taken a long time.
And Mystery Girl was created by Lauren Zuke, the woman was fired cause she was pushing Lapidot and Amedot when her boss aka Rebecca Sugar or Ian told her it was not going to be canon and they didn't want those ships canon

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>It wasn't that Zuke was pushing a "ship" that they didn't approve of.
False. They didn't want those ships canon, it wasn't the plan but Zuke insisted with it even changing the meaning or focus of some episodes.
If there's an episode with Amedot it was written by Lauren Zuke, if there was an episode with Lapidot it was written by Lauren Zuke, Zuke herself said she was alone and nobody else in the crew wanted those ships

fpbp

Then why is there still shiptease in episodes without Zuke?

Nobody because Stephen is fat, ugly, stupid, and disgusting.

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it'd really explain things if it's true Zuke worked on Too Far, which was the only bad episode in the otherwise fine Peridot arc

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Why do people still cling onto a card board cut out of Rose and some random numbers instead of really characters?
I’d take Prose and Pewey over Pearl x MG anyday

What if she made Greg x Pearl canon for the hell of it

She did.
Her name is literally in the opening credits
You can find this information by googling
It's hardly a secret

I'd ship him to an early grave

While she's alive, Connie.

After Connie dies, Lapis.

Literally every single gem and Connie.

I also ship every single gem with Greg and Connie.

Honestly in my ideal scenario, Greg introduced the concept of sex to all 4 of the crystal gems early on. They of course became infatuated with it and went on to fucking humans and each other nonstop since sex to them is just another wierd human thing it doesn't really carry the same implications that it does when humans bang each other. No STDs, no pregnancy etc so they just do it without worrying.

Amethyst definitely took Stevens virginity at a very early age

>not posting adult Pink Connie

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They don't exist, there aren't episodes for Lapidot without Zuke

Zuke left because she wanted to push gay representation farther than the network was comfortable with. She wrote both Amidot and Lapidot episodes, but was upset that she couldn't make it more explicit. It had nothing to do with the crew disapproving her "ships". Sugar signed off on the episodes and the entire crew worked on the episodes. Sugar encourages shipping, as you can see in her first AMA on Reddit. It doesn't make any sense that she would fire someone for making ship-bait episodes.

When Zuke writes Amethyst she's an annoying person and selfish like when she felt jealous of Steven

>Zuke left because she wanted to push gay representation farther than the network was comfortable with
No, she was fired cause she didn't do what her boss Sugar said and the crew didn't give a damn about her quest and queer stuff

Isn’t Sugar always pushing queerstuff?

Is this a JoJo reference?

youtube.com/watch?v=AQx_KMoCgJU

Zuke repeatedly said that she left, and her mental condition was so fucking unstable towards the end of her run that I really wouldn't be surprised if she just walked out. She fucking missed seeing a relative in the hospital to draw some storyboards for her "important message" and was abusing her girlfriend at the time.

They seemed to be getting along just fine after reforming

>I also ship every single gem with Greg and Connie

ConnieDot is a very high-quality ship, user. Good on you.

This is probably the most realistic answer so of course no one will believe it.

you must be new and we have news for you. Sugar isn't so interested in LGBT things really but it's about what the network wants to push in their shows so Sugar is more a public face, she isn't lesbian or bi or something like that, she's straight and married to Ian, they have been together for 10 years now

Of course when your boss is angry at you cause you didn't obey you leave

Bi people can marry men too.

That's why the suggestion that she was fired for her ships is so absurd. The entire climax of the show is the kiss in Reunited. In the official podcast, Sugar says that the song "Change Your Mind" was written about her struggle to make this scene happen and how hard it was to convince the network to go with it. Zuke didn't get that and kept wanting to put in things that the network wouldn't approve of, which makes sense if you think about how hard Sugar worked to make a rather innocent kiss happen.

It just occurred to me; Sugar would hate working with Sabrina Cotugno for these exact reasons.

She was crazy if she thought she was going to go against the plans for a show she didn't create in first place and she was really sabotaging the characters and their real stories

Her usual story isn't about gays or something, the story she loves to tell is about a princess meet a boy who is gonna to rescue her. Look for Transylvania Hotel, the same happened with Flame Princess and Finn, Sugar shipped Marceline and Finn too and all those ships had the same dynamics. Hunson=FP's father

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I mean the show is fun but it kinda sucks, so I can't agree that it ruined the characters, since the crew obviously had no idea where any of them were going anyway. All of Zuke's episodes were ship-bait, but like I said earlier that was all part of Sugar's design and it would have never gotten through if Sugar and the crew didn't approve it. The idea that she "forced" ships into episodes ignores the entire process involved in making a cartoon and how impossible it would be to secretly insert something like that into an episode that takes 9 months to make.

*meets

Read it, there Zuke said nobody in the crew supported her. Sugar said No and nobody else wanted those queer ships

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Good, it's not her show and she shouldn't have final say in major character development

Getting along and being attracted each other are different things

>Connie and Peridot fighting over Steven and ending up making out

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It ruined the characters cause the crew had plans for them and Zuke knew, Zuke even took foreshadowing from other ships or future developments and used it in her episodes hinting her ships that weren't going to happen

>"I don't want people have to sit down and put together puzzle pieces to see if they were represented. Not in this day and age. That game is so tiring."
Notice how she says "if they were represented". She's not talking about shippers being represented, she's talking about gay people being represented. She wanted the relationships to be more obviously gay than what the network would allow. There's nothing there about the crew opposing her ships, just opposing making it obvious that gay people were being represented since it was such a struggle to get even mild gay representation approved by the network. She wanted to go too far too soon.

Canon gay relationships in Steven Universe don't exist properly

Zuke's famous words for Lapidot were "It was uprooted and destroyed" it isn't that Lapidot shouldn't be more obvious it is that Lapidot shouldn't exist at all. SU could have some "moments" of pandering for LGBTs but the real plot or characters didn't have those relationships

Amedot uprooted
Lapidot Uprooted and destroyed
Japis Sunk
PearlMG uprooted and destroyed
GarnetPearl it never existed despite the weird triangle with Amethyst in a Cry for help

Why not?

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>him

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The gay matter was not part of Steven Universe until CN noticed the merchandize wasn't selling well. It's a marketing strategy media has been using in recent years. You can look for "Marvel Diversity" all the characters like Iron-Man and Spider-Man were replaced by gays or black people

>It was uprooted
this will never not be funny

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all of them

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I don't disagree with you at all. My point was that it wasn't that the crew were crazy anti-Lapidot shippers, it's that they didn't want any real gay representation at all. The idea that the "ship" was opposed is nonsense. ALL gay ships were opposed because the network was fine with the hand-waving that Sugar employed, but wouldn't let ANY explicit gay relationships exist in the show.

It was so cowardly when she proclaimed that the Gems aren't women, they're mono-gendered aliens outside of human concepts like male and female.

I guess kids are supposed to keep that in mind while the Gems look like women, sound like women, and refer to themselves in feminine ways.

Yandere Lapis. Always fun

Amyven

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The gay hints, relationships or implications, the whole gay aspect of the show wasn't something Sugar or anybody else in the crew wanted in first place but something the network decided. If the crew had more freedom the episode Mr Greg would have been about Greg and Pearl in a romantic relationship.

Here the original scene was changed to put Rose-Pearl in that episode

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I love the guy but I don't care about ships involving him

His friend romance with Connie is cute but it's not something I think about while not watching the show

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YES.

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A bullet.

oh shit m8 I already masturbated this day

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Rose/Pearl is absolutely a thing Rebecca clearly has passion about and wanted to tell a tragic story about and if you think otherwise you're either trolling or delusional

That said, yes, they were originally going to have Pearl move on with Greg, but they changed that because of an awareness of how the angry gay rep crowd would react. But Rebecca is bisexual, and it would totally be in her interests

No, that's not edgy my Tumblrette friend.
Edgy would be methodically destroying fat gem, nigger gem and cum gem in front of him through rape before ripping out that faggy pink gem in his fat gut.

Steven/obesity🍆

>no pink diamond

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Oedipus?

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Hot

Blue Diamond has a
BIG
BLUE
BUTT

>Rose/Pearl is absolutely a thing Rebecca clearly has passion about
I don't think so. It was about what was convenient, what the network wanted to do, Sugar is an employee and if your boss is asking for a certain character included in something or a certain relationship for marketing you have to do it

>they changed that because of an awareness of how the angry gay rep crowd would react
Nope, there's going to be Greg/Pearl as a couple in the future, they have been hinting it a lot lately. I think CN is more intrested in the gay aspect of SU than the crew or Sugar. Greg/Pearl was the original story from the beginning.

>But Rebecca is bisexual
Nope, she's a public face for propaganda and her show was not about gay bullshit really, it became like that after for marketing

>being this delusional
look, man, we all wanted gregpearl to swoop in low from the fucking telephoto and crush the dreams of every single person on tumblr. that wouldve been great
but it isnt gonna happen. move on, my dude

>I think CN is more intrested in the gay aspect of SU than the crew or Sugar.
Well of course they are, it's more marketable. And that's not getting into how SU's GLAAD award win was shilled on various SU-related social media accounts.

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>Rebecca is bisexual
Bi is how you skip a bullet when people realize you are married, besides she comes out as something different each year in the conventions, at first she was gay, then she was bi, the last year she didn't know what she was. A haircut and everybody can say they're gay or bi

Mr Greg was an episode in season 3. What did happen after that?

The Zoo: Episode with this interesting foreshadowing, the gesture used in Mr Greg for Pearl and Greg was the same used to get married in the Zoo, the same gesture Greg didn't accept rejecting a woman (T10)

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And this

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>Greg/Pearl was the original story from the beginning.
You don't really think that, do you?

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They’d be cute

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shipping is for underage and/or women

>You don't really think that, do you?
yeah kek here 4:36-4:40

youtube.com/watch?v=H0vbJgUGFp0

She checked him out

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Sadie and Amethyst

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Men of culture

the GLAAD award is not a real award tho

I ship him with bones

And I never said that it was, only that it was something that they can use to try and sell merchandise to the demographic that THINKS it's one. But the joke's on them, the ones that believe it is don't actually have any money to spend.

What even counts as a real award nowadays anyway?

Hey magic 8 ball, will Steven's penis shrivel up and drop?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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No it isn't

Principal Skinner

Ness from Earthbound

It’s no different from Namekians

cringe and very reddit

she wanted meme barn lapidot, but sugar said nah lapis is going to the moon.

if she actually cared about gays in general she would have projected onto lapidot, but no one ecept sugar cares about garnet at this point

fpbp

Hiatus.

I’m literally going to fuck Peridot right up the ass
If there isn’t a hole I’ll make one

Chubby shota lovers?

kys pedo

Projection seems to be a trend here.
Both this thread and the garbage heap of that reddit thread

You first tranny

That thread was pure femcel

>Going to reddit
>going to a Stephen Universe reddit board
Cringe and yikespilled

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I think he's talking about how earlier in the thread, somebody was literally dumping the contents of a reddit thread in here. Scroll up a bit and you can see an absolute mountain of deleted posts.

How so?

another great mishanime post, misha!

Steven
After
Not
Surviving

Not much, frankly. People are coming around to realizing that most of those things are just industry awards and not worth half the acclaim. Even the Oscars are starting to get that reputation as being pointless and dated. I mean, the plumbing industry and the steel industry have similar award ceremonies, but it's not like the news showers attention on them .

I actually kind of like the Garnet pin, it has a mildly more clever design than just a pin of the rainbow flag by itself. If you're going toe express your views by way of pins, be effay about it.

Guess people can now say the GLAAD Awards are right up there’s with the Emmys and Oscars

This years Oscars lost all credibility that Oscar for Best Actress had a name on it already and she didn't get it. The Oscar for the best Film should have been for "The Wife" cause the film was better from the artistic point of view but the characters were too white and hetero

*year

Pure is a word for it, but not the right one.

Innocent, Young?

Lapiven always

Childish, I think. But in an innocent/pure way

>Fit Mommy GF
Cute

Dude I like GregPearl but come the fuck on.

Peridot

I keep Steven's ships to him being with Connie, and that's about it. I can see him and Kevin eventually reconciling and being buddies, but not boyfriends, and Lars is too into Sadie (and Steven would respect that) for him to get with either of them. The Gems are still too much like motherly figures or sisters, or grandmas in the Diamonds' cases. I'm not saying that they wouldn't somehow work, but Steven x Connie already works so well that it doesn't feel right to go with anything else.

A fucking grave because seeing this gross, ugly, manlet Jew reminds me that this is what the wannabe-female-overlords want to turn every male character into: an incompetent, whiny, constantly crying and cowardly failure of a fucking man.

this

peribot is the best character in the show and is the best thing to come out of it clearly steven deserves the best

Calm down buddy, the girls who picked on you can’t hurt you anymore

Who is the artist, i cannot see that fucking jpeg watermark.

But how does Sans fit into this?

I ship Steven with a loaded double barrel.
My favorite way to picture them is Steven gently kissing the lips of Double Barrel-kun, and then I pull the trigger and put him out of all our collective misery's.

Is talking about SU your way of breaking the ice at a party?

Based

Space Race was the first clear hint to GregPearl as a future couple. The picture here was a paralelism for them. Greg's uncle and aunt worked together building up planes

>They had a great love for aviation and each other
Pearl and Greg were building a spaceship in that episode and the sequel for this episode was at some degree "Reformed"

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Reformed is an interesting episode cause it's a combination of sequel for Maximum Capacity, SpaceRace and something new at the same time.
Amethyst has a curious relationship with Greg, in Maximum capacity she felt jealus of Rose and Steven himself cause Greg spent time with them

>Greg: I can't stay here and humor you. I have to be there for my son.
>Amethyst: I bet you'd stay for her.

In Reformed Amethyst is kind of depressed and again she used shapeshifting Pearl this time, the person was spending time with Greg

>Pearl! Pearl! Pearl! I'm sorry I'm not like Pearl with her fancy form

This episode is the reason why Mr Greg doesn't make sense as well. There wasn't a conflic between Greg and Pearl cause Pearl spended time with Greg cause she wanted in season 2

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Then we have the story in the episode 27 House Guest that did have a small sequel in the second season

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Then the Zoo in Season 4 had a parallelism with Mr Greg

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Peridot or Lapis
Or Older Steven with Pearl

Greg Pearl is really cute
Two single parents and widow/widowers trying to bond
The bit in Last One Out of Beach City where Greg is completely comfortable lending his van to Pearl was nice

Naisu
Not a big fan of the drool effect but I think an Adult Steven who bangs the upper echelon Gems would be cool

Isn't the line in the show "my greg"

It was the dondai and though I appreciate the feeling Greg was the widow

Not yet but soon, that line has been used a lot in this show

Female MC from P3P. I heard she's into little boy cock.

PBP?

People wondered for a while why Greg's color in Mr Greg was yellow, why yellow and blue and then in CYM we got an answer

>Poor Yellow. Her impurities absorb all the blue in her light. She's so strong... but so weak when it comes to Blue.
>Ah, and Blue -- her impurities soak up all of the warmth in her SPECTRUM (The RED). She thinks she needs you, Pink. As for me, I'm certain I don't need you. I'm every color of the light

Thanks to those lines we undertand in Steven Universe the spectrum of light is important. According to the spectrum of light Yellow + Blue = White, not green like when you mix paint. In Steven Universe the closest person to you in somebody creates white with you.

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Man, Kevin's sexy as shit.

there in CYM Saddie dyed her hair in green the color this pink boy needed to get White
Pink + Green = White

In this color wheel you can see more clearly opposed colors get you white

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When are Sadie and Lars gonna fuck?

The color wheel is read like this

R, G, B means Red, Green, Blue

(Red, Green, Blue), 255 is the maximum aka completely red, green or blue

Yellow = 255 (red), 255 (green), 0 (blue)
Blue =0 (red), 0 (green), 255 (blue)

White = 255 (red), 255 (green), 255 (blue)

Greg + Pearl = White

It's confirmed by White Diamond

>Blue's impurities soak up all the Warmth in HER SPECTRUM

Blue materials reflect a part of the white light and absorb the red part of it (though green light as well). That's the mechanism makes them blue. Perfection is White, something reflects the white light

And Yellow is weak when it comes to blue cause Blue is the color her imperfections absorb, what she needs to be perfect aka to reflect pure white.

I respect this ship

Must you always post these?

Lauren Zuke tried to force that combination gets you White making Peridot Yellow, that way her retard ship could be white, perfect. It shows Zuke knew there was a rule for the characters were in relationships

Zuke shipped some ships at that time but she followed the spectrum rule forcing things:

Lapidot (blue, yellow) --Foreshadowing in Camp Pining hearts sometimes

Jaspis (a kind of blue, orange)

Amedot (the only episodes where Amedot ocurred were written by Zuke) and you can see clearly Yellow linked to purple and blue

Garnet is alone cause it's a ship that by chance could be perfect if in a fusion with something green ( Zuke wrote that episode where Garnet almost fused with Peridot)

Pearl-Amethyst, Pearl became a kind of green to fit in the spectrum as the opposite to Amethyst

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Fucking excellent post.

Meh, heard bettwr

On coming traffic

this

My foot up his ass

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Connie, of course.

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based

Boring

Uncle Grandpa

I also have that fetish.

Kinky

/thread

He will die without love.
He's a fat bag of garbage.

Fuck this thread.

>Connie? Greg
The fuck?

Das it mane.

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Way to go, son.

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t. Lapidot fag

>and destroyed

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Poor Uncle Andy

>triggered

A shotgun to the head.

Andy was right.