daphne or velma?
Daphne or velma?
For me - Velma, definitly. Smart, cute, and chubby (but not too chubby), and I have a thing for boish girls.
Traps
Daphne of course. I had a crush on her when I was little.
Yes
Daphne. Not even close.
I just really want to fuck
>Velma
>Chubby
She’s 95 pounds dude
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Velma is literally a fertility goddess in disguise, only a fag wouldn´t choose her
Velma. She has her charm.
Daphne or Velma? NO! Daphne AND Velma? YES!
Velma's probably better in the sack.
Rolled 25 (1d100)
she's ready
You don't know how ready!🐰
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>Whose skirt did you first imagine looking under when you hit puberty?
Daphne now and forever.
She needed the glasses or else she would have been too hot for a children's cartoon.
Yeah, 95 pounds of voluptuous curves.
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the glasses are what make her hotter
I have a filthy degenerate fantasy in which velma lives as a bondage sub and gets her glasses jizzed on when she misbehaves so eventually she can't see and can't enjoy her books until she's been a good enough girl that she's allowed to lick them clean.
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it's weird to think there was a time when being tomboyish and wearing glasses were seen as 100% unsexy traits and velma was just a "funny" design to hanna barbera.
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It's still shit tier in real life.
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I don't really like this very much.
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BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
>Zero likes hating on a guy with two likes
Don't be jealous.
Neither. I'll take Scooby. I love him.
>Forcing me to choose.
Fuck you nigga. I wanna see a sexy fusion of Daphne and Velma.
Vaphne or Delma?
I was a Velma fag before I hit puperty.
FRED!
We all were user
The redhead. What kind of stupid question is this?
Daphne is not that busty.
...Who cares?
Despite the fact that Daphne is ostensibly the "hot" one, I would argue that Velma is the one more men find attractive - precisely because they assume that less men find her attractive.
I'd argue you're an idiot. Velma is not hot. She's a fat, ugly and probably smells dreadful. And it's a sign of just how beta you are when even in fantasy you have to go for the doughy friend and try and reinvent memes to justify how unattractive she really is.
Here's a screencap from the very first episode of scooby-doo.
Velma has always had a stacked hourglass figure.
fusion definitely the way to go
good but feels a little too much like Velma just borrowing some of Daphne's clothes
Based
Velma
>becomes Mormon
Both
Velma's sister > Velma
daphne obvs.
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Daphne if we're going by the original character models
Velma if we're going with the modern, "draw Velma as sexily as humanly possible and then talk about how different you are for liking the nerdy girl"
>4'9
IMAGINE
>Velma or Daphne.
Velma is objectively the high-test patricians choice of female. Even inside the fantasy scape of a cartoonified articulation of a big titted, buxom assed, thick lipped, squish nosed breeding sow versus some no ass whore there is only one correct choice for the thinking man; the discerning man; the big dicked man; velma.
Daphne has never been sexier than Velma
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Velma is probably more fun
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I really like them both. Known 'em since we were younger, now they 25, kickin' it old style. Anyway, we go way back and I remember the shit Velma'd get into. She would always tell me about the times she snuck outta' the van and got into some shit. Daphne was a bit more clear cut and professional. It was strange I thought we were friends but she never brought down her walls. Eventually I was able to talk to her with something real and I found out where she was really at.
Rolled 75 (1d100)
i'm going to let the dice choose for me. Hey dice, how do you rate Velma?
depends on the artist
scooby dee>everyone elae
bump
daphne
Your fortune: Bad Luck
velma is for closet homos
bump
VELMA! all day, everyday
Live ACTION Velma💯
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>75
let's see if it's telling the truth
i love sluts
Fanart Velma
In-Canon Daphne
Looks like a human Starfire.
>4'9''
>15
>95 pounds
Daphne is the kind of girl who would bitch about getting cum on her face while Velma would let you nut in the butt then keep it in with a plug and tease you about it all day.
So Velma of course
Daphne. Velmafags always have to resort to fan art to make that frumpy dyke look attractive.
There are many screencaps from even the earliest Scooby-Doo stuff that show her as thicc and curvy.
Imagine manhandling her tiny body.
I'm a heterosexual woman. But get mad and accuse me of being a faggot because I gave an opinion on a cartoon character you didn't like, you autistic spaz.
Gay
Hmmmmm I'm still gonna need more evidence before I can make a decision
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An animation error led to Velma being drawn wearing lipstick.