What would you do with an irl omnitrix?

This right here

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Probably just fuck around with the aliens

Pick up chicks.

There has to be hot women who are into sex with Wildmutt right?

Scare my friends first, then fight criminals with 'em and proving to the world I have no bad intentions

Professional fighting at night, Normal Job during the day

I can't be the only one that would jerk off with an alien dick for an hour.

use Alien X to make all my degenerate fetish ideas based n copyrighted characters canon to their various works.

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Transform to pesky dust and fap. Also try a dildo