What would he be like?

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*Insert witty comment*

edit: wow! thanks for the likes guys!

probably a neurotic fag

A being of pure sóy and retardation

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You deserve it! With that witty comment

A functional person, because their problems are so opposite mashing them together couldn't do anything but tone them down to normal behavior.

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Probably quickly defused.

Steven strikes me as someone Dipper wouldn't be able to stand. Now Steven and Mabel...

Oh god, why?

You know why

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Where is t a dislike button?! This does not need to exist!

Because you hate it or because it’s causing you confusing feelings?

hate it.

I mean, I'm imagining every obnoxious trait of both Mabel and Steven (I like steven, but the kid has obnoxious traits) and then magnified by a hundred in an echo chamber that is the two of them.

>One’s a 13 year old kid who can’t control his hormones, physically weak and barely survives against creatures, needs someone who’s supportive and isn’t Mabel
>Other Boy is 14 and probably hasn’t gone through the horny stages of puberty, never asks questions or thinks beyond, needs someone to challenge his worldview and not coddle him
It fits

confused feelings fuck

Sorry, bud.,

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This looks like one of Goku's friend from Dragonball

What traits would he receive from each?

> Steven
Gem strength + Diamond powers
> Dipper
A Sweet hat

He also gets sweatier and experiences teenage boy hormonea

Cute. Now I want the ultimate western shota fusion.

steven would be addicted to the fusion because he has never known the concept of 'asking questions' before

dipper would also go mad with power.

> Steven never asks questions
This hasn't been true since like season 4.

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Lose the shorts and this would be a hot design.

Who would we add?

Pretty well adjusted actually.

I feel like Steven would actually call out Mabel when she got too selfish.

user, they’re two kids mashed together

would literally be the most insufferable character animation has ever seen.

There has to be a fusion of just Mabel and Dipper

Penis size?

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I guess Steven/Dipper fusión wouldn’t have two dicks