I CAN'T WAIT TO BE A USELESS PIECE OF SHIT ALL DAY AND GET ALL THESE LIKES
I CAN'T WAIT TO BE A USELESS PIECE OF SHIT ALL DAY AND GET ALL THESE LIKES
Josiah Sanders
Cooper Parker
NEPILOGUE
#NEPILOGUE
Ryan Bennett
Rolled 84 (1d100)
Roll your numbers lads
Cooper Moore
I can't I need more (you)s and likes
Cameron Bell
like system isn't on clover or just regular mobile versions of Yea Forums. This could all just to find who gets the fewest likes for traffic to possibly mean what boards have the most mobile posters
Lincoln Reyes
I hope my epilogue bingo comes true!
Austin Powell
send help
Bentley Edwards
Honestly just gonna spend all of today at work casually giving likes to all the Storytimers and people giving download links for comics.
If we're stuck with a LIKE system might as well use it to promote the actually good parts of this board.
Juan Thomas
terrible tastw
Leo Martinez
based and niceposterpilled
Nolan Miller
Don't be a shitlord sweaty
Hudson Foster
Shai'Hulud.
Oliver Hernandez
What does Hussie smell like?
William Thomas
>#NEPILOGUE
THIS! THIS! A MILLION TIMES THIS!
Gabriel Wilson
But how can Hussie undo the wrongs that happened to Nep?
Jeremiah Price
Easy. The epilogue (if it'll happen at all) needs to be nothing else but wish-fulfilment stories for EVERYONE. Hussie had plenty of time to gauge and plan for what the fandom feels most disappointed about. Which is pretty much everything. Therefore he should make EVERYTHING right, by giving a happy end to everyone. Absolutely everyone.
You're obviously thinking that Hussie would never write anything like that. But maybe he would. Maybe he does feel at least a little bit bad for what he did and allowed to happen. Probably not. But he also knows that he needs to reignite the fires of hype if he still wants to make money off of this burning trash pile.
Eli Lopez
It’ll be nothing but toothless safe humor and davekat. And all 12 of the retards who still enjoy the comic will eat it up.
Mason Myers
you can't get likes as OP. Please like and subscribe because im not OP
Grayson Sanders
And now the inbred Homestuck horrors are invading...
Michael Johnson
As the eldar rangers say:
You cannot imagine what we have seen with our eyes.
Brandon Hall
>You cannot imagine what we have seen with our eyes.
And the mods know what eventually happens to MSPA/non-General Homestuck threads, why else would the earlier Homestuck thread get deleted? Also...
>Editing HIBY.
What a fucking embarrassment.
Hunter Powell
>why else would the earlier Homestuck thread get deleted
If they really were like that they wouldn't let any thread be around at all. And that is most certainly not the case. I don't really understand what you're trying to do here.
You are quite literally beating a dead fucking horse. And then pat yourself on the back like
>YEP fuckin TOLD those homestuck FAGGOTS what fuckin DEGENARATES they are! I sure am a badass!
Listen bruv. We've gone through these cycles of hate and criticism of ourselves and Hussie thousands and millions of times. There is absolutely nothing that you can add to any of this. Believe me. What you call 'Homestuck horrors' today, are NOTHING absolutely ZERO compared to what the Homestuck fandom was back in the day. You couldn't even comprehend what it was like. And you never will. You should feel lucky for that.
>What a fucking embarrassment.
Actually quite the opposite. It is completely ON PAR with Homestuck. Might as well be part of actual HS canon. Hell, fuckin SHREK is part of HS canon. Not even kidding.
Austin Fisher
:)
Matthew King
Aiden Campbell
We never let fucko
Sebastian Scott
>What you call 'Homestuck horrors' today, are NOTHING absolutely ZERO compared to what the Homestuck fandom was back in the day.
I'm well aware of 'em, grey bodypaint getting everywhere due to fandom's general lack of spatial awareness (and said instances getting them banned from some public spaces because of it) and bucket-spitting included.
The "horrors" comment is more directed at the fact of hanger-ons still being a thing despite the garbage that the fucking webcomic's been dredged through and not getting any sort of redemption factor since Hussie has long grown to hate the fandom surrounding his creation leaving the lunatics to run the asylum.
Joseph Rodriguez
>the fact of hanger-ons still being a thing
It will never release us. NEVER. It is truly a cursed, damned and doomed existence.
>leaving the lunatics to run the asylum.
I couldn't have put it better myself. Perfectly describes act 5.
Lincoln King
what happened to the last thread? anyone got a link?
Ethan King
>It will never release us. NEVER. It is truly a cursed, damned and doomed existence.
That's not an excuse, it just shows that you have a VERY weak will.
>I couldn't have put it better myself. Perfectly describes act 5.
The sam could be said for anything Homestuck-related released after that too.
I posted it in , it was deleted by the mods.
Gavin Smith
gesundheit
Sebastian Stewart
And the mods deleted the thread, here's the link again.
>desuarchive.org
Asher Reyes
>VERY weak will.
I can assure you, quitting was much, much easier. There were countless points where even the most hardened fans faltered in their steps. But what takes REAL autism, is STILL hanging on. Those are the real madmen.
>anything Homestuck-related released after that too
And the internet was never the same ever again...
Jose Harris
Yea Forums is now the place for HS threads since mods there can't tell the difference.
Either make an OP larping that sburb is a real game or a thread about Undertale, Deltarune or Toby Fox in any capacity and BAM. Guaranteed to be brought to bump limit by bitter ex-HS fans.
Leo Walker
If this post gets 50 likes I will shoot up Yea Forums HQ
Juan Edwards
Yea Forums admins can already figure out which boards get the most phoneposters from the user-agent string.
Jackson Long
you're stuck with davepeta and you will be happy
Owen Adams
>It will never release us. NEVER. It is truly a cursed, damned and doomed existence.
I honestly feel that I wasted years of my life on this fucking webcomic. I cringe every time I look back at them. One good thing about the mspa forums collapse is that it obliterated all evidence of me ever being a cringeworthy Homestuck autist, all my awful fanfiction and worse fanart, all those crappy jokes I pretended to find funny just because everyone else did.
Justin Kelly
Please post examples♦️
Robert Cooper
Wow this is epic♥️
Parker Anderson
I've only recently played Hiveswap. Am I the only one who actually thought it's a pity the entirety of Homestuck wasn't like this?
The game's not much in terms of gameplay, but it's got the clever and funny writing, the offbeat setting, the pretty art, the dense popcultural nostalgia soup, and cute characters, and uses it all to tell a fucking straightforward story instead of dissolving it all in some bullshit postmodern assault on the very concept of meaningful plot
Ryder Howard
Yesterday I finished homestuck for the first time and I can't understand why the hate I mean yeah it has some flaws with some interactions between characters and stuff but I think it's a pretty good comic overall
Luis Wood
People are just salty hey had to wait for it
So many entitled manchildren...🙁
Jonathan Martin
The game's main writer was fired, so you're not going to get anything like that when development begins again soon.
Jaxson Kelly
It's because you didn't have to endure all the pauses it had. Most of the people hating on it have just waited for too long.
Blake Howard
Act 6 is a huge departure from everything I liked about the comic
Adam Long
Why? What does it change that make you say that? I seriously can't see how it changes from the previous arcs I don't know if it's just me or something
Logan Gray
The story being hugely linear with less weird time shit annoys me greatly, as well as the majority of the cast not doing anything meaningful for like 3 years, SBURB's mechanics being less and less important, no good walkarounds (Openbound sucks because the dancestors aren't interesting), good dialogue becomes rarer because the Alphas suck for the most part, shitty teen drama starts happening, barely anything relating to the exiles, fast and loose art, jokes that drag on far too long (Tricksters, Caliborn hijacking the comic, characters with really long back and forth shots) , the whole retcon thing, and Vriska becoming the most important character in the entirety of Homestuck that solves everything
Elijah Cox
So did game over happen for the sole purpose of ending the comic sooner?
I actually liked the direction the comic was heading before Game over.
Jose Foster
It happened because Hussie commissioned Act 7 years before and the comic needed to get back on track to that or something
Brayden Phillips
This
Isaiah Cruz
No, you just have massive shit taste.
Pic not related.
Juan Hall
Jade!
Sebastian Russell
why do you word your posts like a 15 year old
Kayden White
Imagine paying some anime studio to make the last page of your shit comic.
What was he thinking?
Andrew Bennett
i'm glad tumblr is dying
Nolan Mitchell
>bugfuckers having any fucking place to shit on another man's taste
Matthew Rivera
cute spider
Logan White
So many annoying aspects to that design.
Nathan Parker
Why do so many people draw LE's pool ball eyes incorrectly?
Ayden Scott
He wasn't
Robert Baker
>implying even at its prime Homosuck was ever better than Hollow Knight
Just try to accept it for once.
Elijah Martinez
So does Andrew Hussie have any money left?
Hiveswap was funded out of pocket and it wasn't exactly a smash success.
Would you donate to his kickstarter AGAIN?
Liam Cooper
Like Nepeta for more Nepeta content, and remember to tell your friends about the Nepilogue using #Nepilogue.
Oliver Powell
#Nepilogue
Luis Diaz
Bless you
David Sanchez
Well if Homestuck was like that, then Homestuck wouldn't be Homestuck.
Grayson Morgan
so it wouldn't be shit?
Evan Rivera
I want to lick her F33T
Luke Bennett
It wouldn't have been shit, but it also wouldn't have reached its amazing highs.Homestuck has always been a story of dichotomies, it's only fitting that this is reflected in its quality.
Christian Bennett
Why is she so underdeveloped.
Daniel Thomas
Because she's 13 years old, of course she's going to be flat.
Alexander Ortiz
God Imagine Vriska sitting on your lap
Asher Long
I can't imagine anyone sitting in my lap.
Luke Martinez
Imagine breaking your pelvis from her sheer weight.
Brandon Cooper
I love Jade!
Noah Lewis
Jace Brown
Here's my prediction for #Nepilogue
Liam Taylor
>reddit
go away makin
Levi Bell
exilelogue when?
Mason Collins
Jade is cute! I want to tell Jade I love her!
Brody Brown
Brayden Brooks
God I hate you cringy Nepetafags, I fucking wish I wasn't born a Leo.
Julian Martin
how could you say that...
Owen Clark
I don't think any actual Leo likes Nep, myself included
Evan Scott
Asher Taylor
Well considering the kids got trolls outside of their birth months I think it works differently. Cause if it was based on birth month John would have Aradia chatting with him instead of Vriska and Jade, Dave, and Rose would share Equius
Brody Smith
>five year anniversary in approximately two months
Good golly.
Carter Morris
Because my Troll had to be a fucking autistic rolepaying obsessed furry, I fucking hate Nepeta with every fiber of my being.
Well that makes me feel a little better.
Colton Gomez
For me it's Vriska.
Liam Long
Justin Diaz
>Jade, Dave, and Rose would share Equius
That doesn't sound like that would work well
Dominic Harris
The forever waif.
Hudson James
Virska is best troll I wish she was my troll instead of that piece of shit Nepeta.
Nolan King
>tfw your patron saint troll is feferi
Pisces bros ww@?
Elijah Campbell
based
Aiden Hernandez
Christopher Richardson
Can someone explain to me why the hype for Vast Error? The art direction is decent enough and it apparently has the MC as side characters but apart from that I can't see why everybody is treating it as the second coming of Jesus.
Levi Phillips
>homestuck content
>no postmodern assault on the very concept of meaningful plot
what's the fucking point
Gabriel Mitchell
This is misogyny.
Elijah Hughes
No, it's femdom (AKA Hussie's fetish)
Isaac Hill
Wyatt Lewis
Bro is best guardian, don't fucking @ me.
Grayson Lewis
I will @ you right fucking now because John's dad is the best one
Ryan Jackson
Adam Wood
I don't see John's dad slicing meteorites in half. Bro is best guardian hands down, it's not even fucking close.
Cooper Robinson
He's still a fucking creep.
Charles Thompson
What is your favorite stupid head canon? I'm partial to FTM Dave cause it's fun
Charles Fisher
You just reminded me why I hated this fandom, thanks a lot faggot.
Brody Wilson
m8 he beat the shit outta his kid one the daily. just because they probably played video games after, and rapped and bro awkwardly hugged dave when he cries, and ruffles his hair and laughs when they share shitty comics, and gives him a cold bottle of aj when he gets ruffed up something brutualnasty at training because he does care, deeply, and has trouble express that doesn't negate how awful that shit was
Alexander Bennett
I mean it is pretty ironic and thus kinda fitting for his character
Adrian Campbell
IT
WAS
A
FUCKING
RETCON
Christian Brown
You have been following the Skaianwt ARG, right?
Ian Thomas
>hussie: trolls are aliens and dont know shit about human biology lol
>trannies: HUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF REPRESENTATIONNN *cums*
Evan Ramirez
Bro is perfect fuck you.
Charles Lopez
>it's got the clever and funny writing
Fucking where
Aaron Clark
Would you rather Tranny Jade or Transman Dave? Be honest this is the lesser and more fitting of two evils
Joseph Barnes
This is fucking disgusting.
Connor Adams
yeah pic related was not a retcon
that doesnt mean bro didnt care about dave. that shit was absolutely a retcon, and the conversation between dirk and dave at the end of the comic is still the worst thing hussie has ever done
Caleb Gray
I swear trannies ruin every fandom they touch.
Henry Johnson
Correct
Connor Johnson
wait fuck wrong response
meant for
Nicholas Sanders
>someone looked at this and thought dave was trans
Ryder Gray
They were being ironic m8
Noah Brooks
4/13 is rapidly approaching.
Cameron Watson
What's wrong with mutilating your genitals, bigot?
Easton Reed
Actually since penis surgery sucks many FTM are opting out until the tech gets better in other words lots of cuntguys
Lucas James
I can't tell what's ironic/satire when it comes to trans posts. That shit has been poisoned and polluted by loonies.
Andrew Scott
Why the fuck did the art get so shitty near the end?
Brayden Lee
because hussie wasn't drawing it, numbnuts
though FAST AND LOOSE was just as bad, so what am i really saying
Jordan Barnes
M8 all of those were jokes. Being ironically trans is up there
Dylan Anderson
And I'm supposed to tell that how?
Jaxson Murphy
Due to the amount of effort put into it to seem genuine
Ayden Rodriguez
i'll agree with the nice art, setting and cute characters but everything else about hiveswap fucking sucks mate
Adam Morgan
Give her a few years and those tits will get huge
Thomas Perry
FTM here you both give us a bad name and also pick the wrong character to be a transmale like it's obvious which character would be one if hussie was to pull a J.K Rowling and retcon in after the fact.
Carter White
what is the nepilogue? can I get a quick rundown? is nepeta back?
Jose Ramirez
I wonder why the surgery sucks? It's almost as if you can't actually change your sex.
Anthony Moore
i can somewhat deal with this since he at least looks like a teenage boy here
but it's when they start drawing shit like apeman jade that fucking disgusts me
Julian Cooper
Don't worry about it Nepeta is shit and will always be shit.
Jeremiah Sanchez
Sex≠Gender also shit is getting better
Wyatt Morris
That onl fuels the theory that whoever made it is batshit insane and full-on tumblrpilled.
Nathan Wood
When are we gonna see a not shitty version of Caliborn vs the kids?
Wyatt Flores
>apeman jade that fucking disgusts me
It also doesn't make sense cause if you wanna make her trans actually make her look trying to be feminine
Or being so Ironic you can't even see the irony
Liam Howard
who would it be user
Adrian Moore
>Or being so Ironic you can't even see the irony
IF they're that far up their own ass that's a problem in and of itself.
Samuel Cook
John not because it fits but because Hussie is Hussie
Gavin Murphy
Sure take the only straight male and turn him trans. I fucking hate trannies even more now.
Jaxson Hall
Why did Hussie feel the need to express his disdain of character arcs through Dave?
Sebastian Butler
You say that like I want my favorite characters to be post fact retconned into bullshit "representation" god know hussie would do that for those fucking uwu soft boi trenders cause he is on some woke mission now
Zachary Lee
Asher Rodriguez
Because dave was his double self^2 insert
Aiden Hughes
I have fixed Homestuck everyone
Gabriel Diaz
Because he knows that Dave can take it. Dave's personality and witty nature is so good that you can do anything to him and people will still like him.
Nicholas Martinez
>you can do anything to him and people will still like him.
except make him date karkat
Colton Allen
Jade expected in canon to get knocked up.
But then people who subscribe to trans headcanons don’t read the comic so whatever.
Lincoln Green
That's people hating the ship rather than people hating Dave himself.
Jordan Clark
Give John his lucky spider Queen, I will accept nothing less.
Henry Lee
Here he is with a spider
Aaron Reed
you didn't fix homestuck, you just made johnkat worse
except everyone in the fandom who isnt tumblr hates dave now. and justifiably, because that wit and personality has been grinded down into a fine dust and scattered to the cosmic fucking winds, and what we have now is some pale imitation coasting along in a meatsack approximating close to the living personification of fladerization
god, fuck dave, and fuck hussie for what he did to dave
Andrew Flores
>Jade expected in canon to get knocked up.
When? No really im curious
Charles Cooper
John is not a homosexual though
Nicholas Walker
Her conversation with Eridan.
Hunter Lopez
I want to kiss tyrian vantas!
Owen Williams
Nobody hates Dave or Karkat
We're just
Disappointed
Isaiah Harris
ew, bootleg spider. Where's Vri
Chase Young
>tumblr
And twitter now
Jaxson Miller
he is in the closet, user, come on now. his fanatic manlust is barely held by the chains of societal expectation, and he will soon unleash the most depraved and profane of homoerotic fantasies
Ryder Cruz
why the fuck did this get spoilered, goddammit hiro
Zachary Hill
Oi, yer a right cheeky cunt arent u m8?
Parker Ortiz
Because it's not John X Vriska fag
Caleb Foster
The credits, did you miss that entire sequence?
Juan Russell
I hate nuDave. Davekat is like the smallest part of why.
Josiah Rodriguez
Davekat is the biggest visible symptom of why.
And it attracts the worst kinds of people to the comic.
Grayson Hall
do NOT like this post or else aradia will come to your house.
Robert Martinez
both ships are good, you rotting cringe-worthy miasma of pure fucking failure. john deserves all the 8itches
Mason Fisher
good, i love aradia, i'm even an aries
Tyler Diaz
John is not a homosexual, and that's just the way it is.
Juan Ward
Reminder
Isaac Gray
he 100% tops karkat every tuesday and friday while vriska sits and jills in the corner. that much mangrit cannot be contained to a single gender, much less a single person. john has to spread his potent seed where he can
based and hussiepilled
Ryan Fisher
Fine but she has to share
Henry Cooper
Bloodswap is the second worst AU so you must obvious be making an April Fools day joke.
The worst is obviously humanstuck
Sebastian Cox
hi frens
Daniel Parker
I'm not your friend, faggot.
Luke Moore
>non-sburb AU
>coffeeshop/high school
>rosemary, davekat, roxycal
Nolan Martinez
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Samuel Morris
>human non-sburb au
ftfy
depends on who were swapping
Kayden Cox
are you fucking retarded? there's hundreds of worse ones
Matthew Phillips
I unironically love human Terezi.
Parker Anderson
Rose Strider/John Harley?
Carter Martinez
I like weeny Vriska cause she would be so pathetic
Matthew Bell
That's just Joey and Dammek
Adam Wright
>Rose
>John harem
What
Hunter Jones
Yeah
David Baker
Shut your fucking face faggot.
Benjamin Powell
yeah
David Wilson
Alexander Evans
I'll shut your face by fucking, faggot.
James Gray
SCUM G4NG
Matthew Campbell
She likes to sit on his face.
Isaiah Reed
All the trolls should have lived so that they each could creep John out in their own special way
Mason Ward
We're already treading on thin ice by having a Homestuck thread, user. Let's not get in each other's faces (literally).
Joseph Barnes
Why is she so good?
Jason Gutierrez
>he doesn't like johnrose
get a load of this faggot
Aaron Anderson
God I wish that was me
Owen Myers
Jaxson Bell
She's crazy, user. That's why.
Charles Taylor
Jose Rogers
Nep is useless
Luke King
You want to sit on John's face?
Brandon Campbell
Yes
Brandon Harris
Viral marketing by people who want to be picked up by What Pumpkin.
Jacob Diaz
Gamzee is an alpha male
He is literally the joker
Elijah Sullivan
>tiny little Rose domming big buff John
Yes please
Isaac Scott
every day I awake from fitful slumber and immediately begin to openlu weep over what Homestuck became after EOA5
what a fucking waste
Liam Harris
...
Charles Powell
David Collins
Why is Aradia in your pic?
Nathan Torres
Who else is gonna fluff John
Brody Lewis
Why wouldn't she be?
Michael Sullivan
Because they interacted like ONCE and it was so bad that John practically ran away from her
Luke Wood
johnkan
Joseph Hill
It wasn't so bad
Thomas Myers
user you cant just get my dick diamonds like that you gotta warn me first
now just have it be rose and dave double teaming john
Matthew White
Read the intermission.
Daniel Rivera
Nope just Rose. Dave's busy getting forcefully blown by Jade.
Bentley Hughes
Wouldn't that make Rose a cuck tho?
Nathaniel Ross
diamonds droog is the best of them all
Andrew Russell
>forcefully blown by jade
i am also okay with this though the real patricians choice is beta ot4 orgy
Colton King
Rolled 6 (1d6)
READ
the
INTERMISSION
Oliver Carter
Jade doesn't like to share food.
Nolan Sanchez
that only makes it better
Camden Wright
hell yes it would
Jose Campbell
boy this art has not aged well huh
Angel Price
lalondes are cuckqueans
Zachary Lopez
>implying jade doesnt top them all
if you wanted to be gay you couldve just gone to reddit
Robert Brooks
:33 < i am ur daddy now.
Jordan Ross
What do you hope happens on 4/13?
Leo Anderson
Yes that's what was implied.
She already kicked out Karcuck, the only thing coming between her and her prey of choice is said prey's penis.
Jason Moore
No
Jason Brown
Austin Ortiz
Sinking Davekat. Tumblr mass suicide. But with ipgd pulling the strings I doubt anything good will happen.
Leo Martinez
Ill try
Joseph Price
Grown up kids decide they're ready to face English and the we go to the final battle in the dream bubbles to see them appear to save the day
Justin Stewart
canwc time?
Luis Ramirez
The fate of those guys
Owen Perry
what is something supposed to happen?
Jace Watson
Oh yeah they never died right?, kinda weird maybe they just went to earth C?
Daniel Sanchez
total reboot of Homestuck, or a new fanventure. I'm tired of this ride; i just want Hussie to do something else
Jacob Long
I just want him to do something
Jose Smith
Old Huss' triumphant return.
Thomas Edwards
Why did Nep have to die?
Liam Hill
I never really knew where it came from, I liked their relationship when it was them being massive dicks to each other, then one exceedingly boring high school drama linear storyline later tumblr imploded because davekat... I honestly just did not see it coming
Jack White
And the fate of this guy too
Wyatt Walker
LIKE TO SEE MY GIRL WEINER!
Blake Carter
>grown up kids
>all the men are noticeably male while all the girls noticeable female
How would tumblr react
Samuel Young
Make them all Male so that's even more patriarchy
Landon Harris
They still cite the oujia dick thing as somehow a davekat conversation
Because apparently Karkat going ballistic and trying to bite him is an indicator of a good relationship.
Joshua Wood
Brown Jade is best Jade.
Henry Miller
she is a good jade.
Henry Wright
Brown Rose is better
Owen Martin
Only if she's also french.
Carson Bell
They wouldn't because no one uses tumblr anymore. If anything, twitter is now the annoying userbase that people hate for good reason
Xavier Gray
Aradia is the only reason to read this
Jayden Clark
Only 12 more days until Eridemption!
Josiah Gomez
i can't believe a site that rewards stupid opinions became the hub for stupid opinions
Easton Howard
Yeah I've started to see more and more 14 year old girls bitching about Davejade pop up. Shame that tumblr banning porn also drove them out.
Lincoln Gutierrez
She is truly the best
Jason Foster
Won't matter. This April she rides again.
#Nepilogue
Henry Watson
The best Jade is Hoshime's Jade
Carter Rodriguez
>267 posts
>60 unique posters
Evan Ramirez
do not
Nathaniel Davis
as it should be
Matthew Scott
Huh some of these are oddly fitting such as the Virgo
Jackson Moore
amen
Grayson Roberts
The best Jade is a brown shortstack Jade. With a bush.
Kayden Bennett
Haven't seen that image in quite some time. It used to be the OP of many generals.
Colton Nguyen
Or that Sagittarius
Mason Gray
Why is Hussie's femdom fetish so prominent?
Ian Edwards
It's true and you know it. I know you bust tons of nuts to Hoshime's Jade, don't you fucking lie to me.
Gavin Peterson
i jsut want to say I got to 100 PLEASE
Chase Howard
I do love a good scratch image.
Here's one I made myself.
Josiah Price
God that would be beautiful
Mason Taylor
I like my Jades a bit thiccer.
Jeremiah Morris
Sounds like a homestuck thread to me.
Jeremiah Lee
they should've made it the other way around so only phoneposters can use likes and then use that to track them down and ban them
Nathaniel Reed
...
Carson Jenkins
They already threw a fit with act 7 because Jade and Vriska had boobs there.
Ayden Richardson
>not liking Eridan
Angel Roberts
how do we even know we'll get some kind of 4/13 announcement
I expect nothing but disappointment
Caleb Cooper
Eri was a dumbass and tried to negotiate with a terrorist
Luis Peterson
>I expect nothing but disappointment
That's for the best.
Dominic Campbell
Eridan Is a terrorist and that's a good thing
Nathaniel Reyes
ipgd told us to expect something hiveswap and homestuck related, don't you trust her?
Jacob Rogers
There have been direct references to an Epilogue by Hussie and others. It's coming.
But yes, it will also be deeply, deeply disappointing.
Kevin Ward
Never again.
Aaron Gomez
Homestuck Funko Pops
Gabriel Richardson
based and feltpilled
Leo Green
>mfw I can remember the eridan and feferi trips
Kill me🙁
Robert Collins
Who drew this one?
Bentley Price
Eridan did nothing wwrong.
Connor Ward
Aaron Morgan
I honest to god just wish she would die already.
Thomas Robinson
newtypehero
Michael Jenkins
He murdered people and was so dumb he thought he could talk to the beast that so far never talked
Owen Moore
That face is disgusting.
Wyatt Carter
Adam Young
You're disgusting.
James Walker
>He murdered people
No shit that's what trolls do. What's next are you gonna get mad at a cat for killing a bird?
Kayden Wood
Jade should be playing Skyrim instead
Luke Hughes
OH SHIT IT'S VRISKANS UNDERSTUCK
Jason Anderson
I can understand about the Matriorb and kill Feferi when she was going to attack him for KO'ing Sollux. Compared to Vriska who lured Tavros and Gamzee who killed Equius in his rage, along with Nepeta. Terezi didn't do anything about Gamzee for decapitating her supposed 'friend'.
Ryan Bailey
Austin Wilson
>b-b-but he murder people.
By that logic you shouldn't like 80% of the troll race then.
Caleb Turner
She's catching up on all the videogames she missed out on.
Ryder Harris
>By that logic you shouldn't like 80% of the troll race then.
Exactly
Eli Turner
>jade never played super mario 64 or ever got to eat a burger
Benjamin Evans
Was this foreshadowing?
Kayden Turner
>Jake eats babies
>Jake drinks cum
Pottery
Connor Clark
the bow is a ceremonial weapon right?
Adam Torres
Is Aradia cute? Like this post to say Yes
Nathan Carter
I think Aradia is crazy!
Tyler Young
Vriska is a cute chad
Zachary Wilson
Juan Jackson
Does ANYONE like Jane?
Josiah Thomas
Land whales who want to self insert.
Cooper Brooks
she thicc
Nathan Collins
Sweet bro and hella Jeff sucks
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Nathaniel Brooks
not enough loli art
Isaiah Reyes
I would like Jane if Jade didn't already exist.
Brandon Torres
or ss
Logan Foster
Hoshime is your guy then.
Isaiah Reyes
Daniel Ramirez
was. she doesnt draw loli anymore
Jack Reed
But Jane and Jade aren't really alike besides some basic looks.
Jade is the girl next door you marry and start a family with, Jane is the fat camwhore whose videos you pirate.
Evan Morgan
That's a shame.
Jose Sullivan
I heard Hussie didn't like black people, is that true?
Jackson Bailey
Hussie doesn't like anyone anymore.
Nolan Price
this dino is for Vriska
Josiah Lee
:33 < niggers
Justin Edwards
Yes, it's why he made Dave so pathetic.
Jaxson Rogers
He said the kids were possibly all races except black one time on formspring
Brody Johnson
Couldn't be further from the truth.
Juan Sullivan
Nepeta no!
Levi Jenkins
Wow I used to look up to Hussie, but now I know he hates me just for my skin color. Never look up to people.
Camden Cook
hehehe
Jason Sanders
This isn't the content I wanted to see in the #Nepilogue.
Cameron Anderson
upvoted
stay strong sister!♣️
Ethan Rogers
William Foster
Woke John is shit.
Charles Mitchell
but don't you like woke homestuck? don't you like dave's speech about toxic masculinity.
Austin Jackson
Lucas Howard
Benjamin Cooper
Why does homestuck attract so many women?
Zachary Cooper
Do you like Vriska(Human)?
Carter Powell
>Homestuck
Yecch.
Jordan Taylor
>Fujoshits
>Women
Pick one.
Asher Hill
Gay ships, and women abuse. Both of which females love.
Sebastian Howard
I don't like Vriska(Anything)
Jack Allen
Jayden Morgan
Hair is too short. But other than that sure all Vriska is welcome.
Jordan Rivera
Those are fujoshit attractants, fujoshits are not real women.
Dominic Hill
Christian Rogers
Carson Bennett
How would that even work? her being raised on earth would make her totally not like comic Vriska? Or what did a human baby land on troll world and she just wore gray face the whole time?
Landon Roberts
Shhhh, don't question it, just enjoy.
Charles Lee
What if a troll baby landed on human world
Blake Morales
Feels so good to see this piece of shit 'webcomic' die the miserable death it deserves. Fuck Hussie and fuck you autistic hanger-ons.
Ayden Edwards
Michael Edwards
How can I enjoy when she would be nothing like Vriska? To call her vriska would be wrong at best she would be a human with a pirate fetish that throws dice at people like a sperg
Logan Nguyen
I like how you think we care. Nobody hates Homestuck more than us fucko, your hate reflects your height. You are small, so it is small.
Christopher Rogers
>He doesn't know
Benjamin Kelly
The sad part is she would treat Nep better than Rose
Kevin Morris
>How can I enjoy when she would be nothing like Vriska?
That's like most Homestuck fanart these days though. Everyone is basically just a crappy progressive OC with a Homestuck label.
Gavin Perez
So like what does it land on earth and Dad Egbert raises her along with John as his "sister"?
Adrian Bailey
She treated Rose fine, Rose is just an ungrateful bitch.
Brayden Jones
Parker Wright
Sure
Anthony Gomez
Brayden Ramirez
Still though rose would grow up resenting her troll sister thinking that her mom treated her better because she is special and rose wasn't
Liam Jones
Rose isn't special, we just established she's a bitch.
Aaron Jones
God not again.
Camden Murphy
No I was referring to nep as special I just fucked up my pronouns and used to female ones for two separate people because im retard
Chase Myers
I mean who cares?
Kayden Perry
you are sick
Justin Bailey
Brandon Murphy
LOL
1 like = 1 prayer
Thomas Phillips
WHY CANT I GET ANY FUCKING LIKES
Oliver Brown
Oh nep is "special" alright
Asher Long
Dear god her luck combined with an Egbert skill in pranking means her pranks always work
Aiden Barnes
I gotchu senpai
Nathan Wilson
newfags
Tyler Miller
Wait if Mom has nep grub what happened to baby rose?
Tyler Flores
This. It doesn't shock me anymore. I don't give a shit. If anything all it does is keep possible icels-tier crossposters out.
Cooper Flores
She's still there.
Samuel Cooper
the threads get deleted anyway who gives a shit
Isaac Gray
Look I was 15 back then let it go already
Matthew Bennett
Brayden Martinez
Jayden Stewart
>its a "fuck you degenerates, now im gonna post loli in the thread to show im not a degenerate" episode
autism at its finest, ladies and gentlemen
Logan James
i don't get it
Mason Roberts
Rose needs a therapist
Michael Thomas
Why autistic cat girl do nothing?
Aaron Cruz
Did he get banned?
Hudson Howard
Carson Carter
That's toddlercon, don't lump them with us decent lolicon folk.
Noah Ramirez
Why did Roxy and Jade stop using guns?
Connor Murphy
yeah, but he is a massive barney-tier faggot using a vpn to evade his bans, so don't worry, he'll surely be back
Ian Gutierrez
Cause super powers>guns
Joseph Lopez
The Bug Guy left her on the sidelines because she'd be too powerful.
Benjamin Wood
Connor Kelly
But Hussie hired a toddlercon artist!
Cameron Cox
because mass flanderization of characters and woke people dont use guns and bluh bluh fuck hussie
Carter Harris
>posts got deleted
Based mod. We love you.
Liam Cook
>hussie hired a toddlercon artist
doubt.png
alright, that's fair
Cooper Nelson
Why didnt she kill the clown and rape the crab?
Jaxon Ward
Guns aren't woke enough
Jeremiah Flores
They were going to.
Carter Myers
EQUIUS CHADS RISE UP
Ryder Mitchell
I liked act 6 up untill the retcon im sorry
Asher Peterson
>tfw want to do draw requests to draw but know the thread will die soon
This is what I get for sleeping until 2pm, sad world.
Jaxon Lee
He was rather shit and only thing good about him was he like Aradia and thus has good taste in troll
Easton Sanchez
Gimmee a big tiddy Jade if you're up for it
John Perry
Look I don't have an explanation for everything. Hussie is just a bad writer, and he only gets one chance to redeem himself.
#Nepilogue.
Isaac Carter
Draw your favorite land from the comic if you could
Justin Ross
Draw a big tiddied Terezi. I love Terezi.
Joshua Reed
there were sprites of them using them in Collide but they never got used
Aiden Carter
you, sir, are a man of taste and culture, and i am seconding this
Thomas Edwards
LOL
1 LIKE = 1 DEAD TRANNY
Nathaniel Johnson
Don't do requests
art requesters are cunts and don't deserve your talent
Leo Smith
>stonetoss
Luke Jones
>tfw getting like 30 requests a day now and couldn't possibly keep up with them
Nolan Gutierrez
Can a poor lad like me who had just got off work today get some likes Yea Forums?
Cooper Campbell
I can't wait for Karkat to fuck davepeta
Benjamin Morris
Have some likes, and a complimentary (You).
William Ross
Seriously Davepetakat makes more sense than anything.
Kevin Price
I appreciate the likes Yea Forumsmmerades
Grayson Sullivan
Thanks, friend.
Jace Parker
Does anyone have a scan of the book "wise guy"?
I'm on the verge of buying it just to see if this page is edited
Wyatt Watson
the page obviously references a small type of elf yet harry Anderson is 6'4"!!!!!
Ian Gonzalez
About as quick as I could make it.
Fuck off and don't tell me what to do faggot.
Leo Lee
>stonetoss
Lincoln Gomez
thx man
Christopher Green
With a single blow of my Barrels, I send rounds into the masonry. Andrew Hussie, one spoken of long ago, scrambles for purchase in fear. I lower my huge weapon, wondering if the time has come. Wondering if I should cast aside my truce of peace.
I've kicked the asses of many in darkness, writhing vapors of indistinct failure, only to suddenly find in the present, that these are phantom projections of the Homestuck lineage. Each cruel, merciless failer of those who deserved more was brought to justice by me, through a shade. All except Andrew Hussie.
I drop my gun, and raise my hands in thankful grief. I've done it, I've paid him 10fold. All that's left is the man himself. I suddenly reach and grab my gun - fire -....
But it was all a dream. The shades never fought, the one known as the disappointer of many never threatened with a large gun. It was a vision that came to me in my lonely walk across floating stone pathways. Good entertainment for the long pursuit, of fateful abyss.
Carson Fisher
Nice Jade
Jose Jones
Henry Martinez
How long do Cancer bloods even live?
Gavin Clark
Tyler Campbell
40 years. RIP Karkles
John Nguyen
davepeta will explode and nepeta will be inexplicably alive again and hook up with john
Hudson Roberts
>40 years
PFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
IMAGINE BEING KARKAT
Thomas Nelson
it's the 10th anniversary so something is most likely gonna happen. hussie's friend v who wrote for some friendsims is counting down to 4/13
Chase Reyes
Is it really much better being Dave?
Hunter Campbell
wait so ipgd is v? that fits
Grayson Gutierrez
that's not vriska thats aranea
Grayson Clark
I've never read Homestuck and I'm proud.
Jason Campbell
You're too much of a chad for me. I only have the small dice
Camden Adams
>loyal dogwife who adores you
>god of time
>patriarch to a legion of puppeople who think you're the coolest
He's living the good life.
Sebastian Rogers
you missed out
Isaac Perez
He really didn't.
Grayson Sullivan
get hype for friendsim 2😂
Christopher Stewart
>John is alone in his house watching paint dry or a movie or whatever
>"THIS ENDING SUCKS!"
>Thinks about that cute cat girl he saw dead
>Goes back and saves her
>Skip a few steps, all the murdered Trolls are alive, god-tiered, and ready to fuck shit up when they reach the Void session
>All the end game fights are even easier, dead Condy and Jacks everywhere
>Blah blah blah who cares
>Katnep wedding on Earth C
>John has more friends to hang out with and isn't locked in his house stewing like a shit head anymore
>Hey even AR made it somehow! What a cool guy. Almost as cool as The Mayor
>True Ending unlocked, thanks 4 playing chumpstick!
Cooper King
I'd stay here all the time if I could.
You're welcome user and thanks.
Asher Morgan
In terms of attractiveness
Male trolls:
Karkat>Gamzee>Tavros>equius>eridan>sollux
Female trolls:
Vriska>terezi>nepeta>aradia>feferi>kanaya
that being said they are all sexy in their own way
Charles Foster
Reminder that Jane and Jade are the most attractive females in canon, by virtue of being the most hit upon.
Blake Gonzalez
>Nepeta above Aradia
>Vriska top tier
>Karkat top tier
Jesus christ. This community really has fallen, huh?
Grayson Gonzalez
Everyone knows the most beautiful is Aranea.
Xavier Scott
Karkat has a winning personality
Nepeta is cute
Vriska is perfect in every way
Oliver Clark
True. THIS is human Vriska.
Ryan Murphy
Karkat has a whining personality.
Dominic Morgan
also Jake
J fetish
Luke Sullivan
robot arm?
fuck it just draw some lines
Camden Perry
And yet nobody loves Joey
Anthony Clark
Low Quality
Andrew Hall
Agreed.
Dominic Collins
Homestuck still has no muscle girls
Andrew Hall
Jade.
Elijah Sullivan
Based and horsepilled
James Morgan
Her Imperial Condescension sends her regards
Adrian Rodriguez
Michael Evans
Joey needs to come back on 4/13.
Liam King
Give Vriska 8 likes
Caleb Ramirez
I'll come on Joey on 4/13
Jason Martin
Excuse you. I know she's technically Hiveswap but still.
Also, I'd like to remind y'all that Nihkee flexed so hard that OTHER trolls' sleeves EXPLODED.
Brayden White
Kayden Martin
Maybe it's one of those sleeves
Why would she have wings?
Jacob Turner
Don't forget Chahut.
Lincoln Brooks
>Why would she have wings?
Because it's at tinkerbell outfit
Matthew Walker
Are there any fanfics or fanart about this? I love the idea for some reason.
Cameron Watson
There's some old stuff from HSG.
Caleb Edwards
Best I could do for now man
Liam Scott
but why would human her want it
Jaxson Morgan
Samuel Green
Because tinkerbell is still a thing in human worlds
Carter Morris
Nothing substantial is going to happen on 4/13 because any new information is going to be filtered through Viz advertising trying to scrape as much money as they can about this dead fad of a property.
At BEST there'll be a noncommittal announcement about some future form of content that will either get quietly shelved and never spoken of again (Homestuck 2.0) or take eons to come out just to be underwhelming shit (Hiveswap, Namco High, the snaps, the ending)
Hudson Anderson
Don't read it. You'll never find happiness afterwards. Look what's happened to us.
Angel Hall
nuh uh ipgd said they don't interfere, all the fuckups are on WP.
Dylan Hernandez
thank you based drawfag
Adam Sanders
Literally waiting for shit to possibly happen *is* what happens these days
For years now Hussie has stretching out his fading relevance by being vague as fuck about what happens next and it's pretty obnoxious when you actually think about it.
Daniel Peterson
All the fuckups sure, but Viz probably wants to make sure that all new content is properly advertised to drum up as much interest as possible, which doesn't fit with Hussie/WP's crazy culture of making people speculate about shit.
Brody Bailey
>culture
They're just lazy and fuckups.
Landon Cruz
One like
One smile
You feel me?
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Joshua Barnes
as long as i get your luck
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Eli Smith
John Fisher
it worked!❤️
Jaxson Baker
Vriska and caliborn yiffing in hell
Cameron Diaz
💯
Levi Myers
Ryder Bailey
Logan Harris
Luis Thomas
Dave's a lucky man.
Joshua Sanchez
What I would give to nestle myself between Jade's hefty breasts.
Nathaniel Smith
I never noticed that they're married.
Lucas Nguyen
>bunp limmit
Should I make a new thread?
Caleb Price
If you had a big tiddy dog girl like that, would you not marry that bitch asap?
Anthony Torres
No
Carter Robinson
I'm allergic to dogs
Brandon Smith
No! Fuck no. Wait like a day or so.
Samuel Morgan
You'd get over it for the sake of your beautiful new wife.
Adam Green
Why? Is there some rule against generals here?
Josiah Morris
Homestuck is... frowned upon here. Let's just say we earned it.
Michael Diaz
Yes
Plus it's like, what else is there to talk about? We all agree Davekat is shit, the comic went to hell, that ipgd/vfromhomestuck is awful, and that 4/13 is probably going to disappoint. There's nothing left except discussing how Karkat is a weenie, how Dave's going to fuck Jade's giant tits until he has a heart attack, or shitposts about Nep and Vriska.
Robert Mitchell
gimme likes before the thread dies
Jason Parker
>how Dave's going to fuck Jade's giant tits until he has a heart attack,
No sane man wouldn't.
Isaiah Mitchell
Earn them.
Alexander Bailey
discord.gg
Since thread hit bump limit ill post this
Just a small hst discord since threads get deleted so often, you dont gotta join if you dont want to though not like i can forceyou kekek
Were currently storytiming a bad fanventure if that interests you though
Aiden Flores
Right, that's why I'm saying. We're all in agreement.
Tfw want to right a fic of Dave trying to deal with Jade now has huge tiddies but can't get a good scenario in my head for it
Hudson Jackson
That terezi is actually really cute
Owen Kelly
It's almost like changing their race can work if you don't try to make them into hideous man-things.
Juan Morgan
cheer up /hst/
it won't be long now
Henry Butler
Jeremiah Harris
💙
Jack Sanchez
Good thread, guys. I'm gonna miss you!
See you on 4/13!
Noah Stewart
God the fujos on 4/13 are going to be unbearable.
Jace Taylor
I've got a nice bottle of vodka ready for it.
Andrew Morgan
You don't understand, it's people who are able to recognize how shit /hsg/ is that are able to make it the worst it could be.
I unironically love this au.
Alexander Adams
This AU? What is this AU? Zoomer gamer AU? Minecraft AU? Where's the Fortnite AU?
Isaac Perry
Yeah, Minecraft au. Where instead of Sburb they play Minecraft on a server together.
Also, where is there any mention of Fortnite in that pic? Rent Free.
Ayden Hernandez
Didn't know there was a minecraft AU. Also shut your mouth faggot.
Hudson Nelson
So this is where the Undertale AU garbage came from?
thanks assholes
Jose Rivera
goddammit i'm so close to spooky
Jaxson Davis
AUs have existed ever since there was fiction dunpass
Ryder Edwards
>Where's the Fortnite AU?
Can't wait for John to dab on Caliborn on 4/13
Hussie trying to include modern memes and outside jokes into later Homestuck acts was really awful to read, and Homestuck's references worked best when they were obeying their own logic. It also helped the kids feel more real as a group (and is also what the later groups were lacking), is that they basically had their own microcosm of culture referencing their interests, things they'd made, and past experiences.
Joseph King
fuck nevermind
Cameron Rodriguez
you just unlocked it
Luke Diaz
🐰
Christian Rogers
They meet up after the timeskip, to find that Jade is... endowed. Dave's embarrassed because he's into that but is Dave, while Jade keeps making excuses to squish her tits against him, or otherwise get them in his face and is intentionally trying to fluster him until he snaps and ravishes her.
David Powell
Matthew Robinson
Help me attain Dino Time.
youtube.com
Jaxon Johnson
Yeah okay that works.
Ian Thomas
Marquise Spinneret Mindfang is cool⚽
Jaxon Jackson
I love this cute little dinosaur man
Sebastian Bell
go to /fit/ and you can see him every day
Dylan Collins
🏴
Tyler Torres
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Connor Gonzalez
Justin Thompson
Homecucks fear the Underchad
Joseph Nguyen
Not so fast, boss.
Daniel Hall
youtube.com
Name a music team member more based than Tensei
James Cox
There aren't enough fics/pics about Jade using her Space Powers to give her and her friends huge tits.
>image limit
fuck, I'll link it then.
i41.tinypic.com
Jace Murphy
Big tiddy Jade is best when she's just naturally titted as such.
Jack Lewis
>i41.tinypic.com
Who the fuck still uses tinypic?
Chase Jenkins
*wwalks out of thread*
Evan Powell
>tinypic
Grandpa is that you
Adrian Cruz
I agree. But I love the idea of using space powers to enhance someone's body.
Justin Martinez
It was the first result on google under "jade harley breast expansion." This is my third pc, and I haven't transferred my photos from the old ones because 1 is broken and the other has too much on it so I need to buy an external harddrive.
Kayden Williams
.♨️
Joseph Johnson
Fish hitler did nothing wrong