Gets cheated on by girlfriend

>Gets cheated on by girlfriend
>He lets her off and holds no grudge
>She then plays around with Marco on the elevator
>Tom gets snapped at on elevator
Why's the show being so unfair to Tom?

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Because it's a board-driven show that wants to have the lore, serialization and character complexities of a script-driven show, but without hiring any writers. So surprise, the writing is bad and the whole thing is a mess.

According to Sabrina "/ll/" Cotugno, he has passing privilege. And as such, he's going to be brought down a peg or seven whether he deserves it or not.

unnecessary shipping drama the show

I mean, he did kinda let it go on without saying anything.

Dumb cucking drama, guess it was his turn this week. Also, Star was cursed to starco, so I guess he was just willing to wait five centuries. Maybe demons and mewmans live an absurdly long amount of time?

It's all a lead up to when Star finally cucks him and he goes back to being a rage filled asshole.

Better question is, why is the show going with this "poor Tom" bullshit when he literally was plotting date-rape in his first appearance?

His destiny is being a cuck along with Jackie and soon Kelly

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Tom deserves better than star. She’s a cunt.

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Yes. Thank you for this, user.

Has anyone posted the Mega yet?

Maybe? Blood Moon chooses, so I feel like it is compelled to choose those that would've gotten together, anyway. Tom made a gamble.

Still fucked up how this show acts like it's no big deal for Tom to have tried to brainwash Star into loving him. That's not the kind of thing that merits a "no harm no foul" reaction.

>still watching that shitty show

explain yourself, faggot

Does Nefcy get off to cu ckold? If so, will she cu ck her husband?

>tries to rape Star by magically binding their souls together
>her soul got bonded to somebody else
>dates Star for a year knowing her soul is bonded to somebody else
>expects Star to confess to cheating on him when he magically made her cheat on him in the first place
>single-handedly fucked up Star's, Marco's, and Jackie's lives

More like why the show is so unfair with the male characters, Marco lost almost everything and River still has the idiot ball, only Rafael and globgor are safe (for now).
>average female writer

It's too obvious that Tom isn't endgame.
We all know the endgame.

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Links to new eps, pls.

Damnation is a state of being, not a specific physical place. Hell is just where the damned get to hang out. Did you think demons were happy?

nothing else on

mega.nz/#F!uiQRCaJY!yjKm7FfCZYVN5OeOJS9Jig

You could turn the TV off and read a book or work out or jack off or pick a board at random to vist or anything else.

you could do that too instead of wasting your time in a thread about a show you don't even like

DId marco fall in love with kelly? Again? Thank god i dropped this show

Logic don't work on these fools, user. Your keystrokes and (you)'s are wasted.

Thanks user!

Tom thought Star knew what was up with the Blood Moon since literally every demon knows about it covered with the "I thought you knew" line. His context was two people proclaiming their eternal love to the blood moon like some freaky curse marriage.

Why is he stringing along a relationship with a girl who has trouble communicating and sharing her true feelings with him?

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This is unhealthy... I love manic crazies pixie girls... but if a cunt like her tries to fuck my feelings, I’ll drop her like a boyfriend and move on with my life.

Oh, you know, a certain group of people write for this show...

so what the hell is going to be globgor's role in this show, is he going to end up as a villain or just a guy who did the right thing but got his actions misinterpreted as commonplace monster savagery to discredit him?

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Maybe one of the new evil Orcams could be Tom's boyfriend. Then he wouldn't have to be alone or even good.

Funny how this show was at its best back BEFORE Disney started letting Nefcy have completely free rein to do whatever she wants.

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I think he's gonna be the final boss, and eclipsa's fine ass is going to drag him off to some other dimension as a soft lock so the butterflys get the throne back, it's pissing in the wind but, I'm just watching because my kids enjoy watch it.

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>morrowind crossover with Star vs
huh.... now I want this

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>you will never write a 145 pages pdf about shipping
drive.google.com/file/d/1qnAeFTU_WzyVcWf_NPPrUtESV3MtoHXl/view

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I'm just gonna thank everything I'm not autistic enough to write or read this shit

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Is he going to fuck Janna? Because they haven't burned that bridge yet

most of it are pictures though

If these hacks can't handle a continuing story-line why did't they make a lighter weight sillier show without any of that shit?

>Lava Lake House: Star and Tom sweep their problem under the rug, and lie to keep the illusion of everything is alright

>Curse of the Blood Moon: Star and Marco confront their problem, and have a honest talk about their feelings and fears of uncertainty of the future

I need art of Vergil fucking mudering Tom

because lore is the hot new shit after GF and AT introduced it

Man I wish I was smart enough to make walls of text this long.

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>Starco still being stringed along
>It's going to be three million episodes before all of this is talked about
>Kelly pointlessly shoved into this relationship drama

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now cut to an x-ray of a baby in Star

Everyone deserves better than Mewnians.
Hell, everyone deserved better than to be in this kind of stupid ass show.
This cannot die soon enough.

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BECAUSE THEY'RE HACKS

80% academia is just speaking the language, which instantly quadruples your word count without any additional effort

>145 pages
That's child's play user.
icarly.fandom.com/wiki/Cam_Relationship

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you mean autistic

>yfw series ends with Janna using Star's book to just ship whoever the fuck she wants

Well... that’s not fair. “Janna” also known as “trans boy” is going to ship itself with Marco.

DUCK FARON

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I can't wait for the next episodes where Star, Marco, and Tom act like none of this happened and nothing changes until a month down the line where it's finally brought up again.

I'll take a fucking griffith chapter over this horseshit.

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And your point is?

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That’s gay! You’re gay!

It's a cartoon. On a board for cartoons. Are we supposed to just shit on it because some other people did? Are you afraid to tell people in real life of your interests because you're afraid they won't like them? Do you pretend that you hate stuff that other people do?

I don't know where we fucking went so wrong as to make absolute fucking cowards like you -who parrot every shitpost they see- welcome on this board. You echo every criticism you notice on this website without any knowledge of its source content so you can feel like you fit in the Yea Forums "le epic pessimist mindset" because you're certainly not going to get the satisfaction of community and friendship out of real life, you worthless fucking nobody.

I hate you. I hate everything you represent in this day and age on this board in which shitposting hiveminds have replaced actual debate. I hate that you are incapable of forming your own opinion. I hate that genuinely good shows and movies now have a bad reputation on this site because of fucking morons like you.

I like that Janna tagged along for the ride in the new episodes. Aside from getting into the Stock Room, she contributed little and was just kind of there but it was nice to see her again.

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Who hurt you?

TOO LEWD

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No one cares about your opinions bitchboi
Go fap to your lolishit again instead of thinking your ideas matter to this damn board you fucking loser.

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This is just the necessary steps to make tomco canon I hope

I only watched the first two episodes of season 4 so far, did Star really cheat on him or is Yea Forums just being a drama queen like usual?

I want domyoji's babies

>is Yea Forums just being a drama queen like usual?
What do you think?

My guess would be that Star and Marco shared a loosely non platonic moment, hugged at best, and people are accting like it was more than that to trick themselves into thinking there is more going on on the show.

You mean the blood moon ball.

Oh and I just love how there making sound like Marco liked her first, when we all know Star confessed in the end of season 2

>t. tumblrina
It has been proven over and over again that toxic masculinity only apply from average to ugly men. See Tom as the latest example

HOW CAN YOU KILL A GOD?

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This. Animators and artists are not good writers.

Spot on the money.

My god For a season I was thinking I was the crazy one for seeing it that way.

As fun as the shipping was at first it's all turned to shit mid season 2. I know young boys and girls play these stupid lover games but this takes all... this is shitting not shipping.

This exact thing happened in Gravity Falls as well. It's so fucking weird.

I think you're in the wrong thread

To be fair, Jackie went through a terrible experience that she didn't deserve at all but her life isn't ruined. Marco in the other hand...

Why can’t Marco fuck off and die already? That kid loves to ruin lives!

He tried to date rape Star with the blood moon curse.

and that's okay.

The only life Marco has ruined so far is his own. He's a nuissance but people can move on from him. Meanwhile Marco is already a school drop out serving a dethrowned princess

youtube.com/watch?v=gBVuAGFcGKY

why the fuck is that okay? whatever happened to his parents? (do they ever show up again I missed some episodes)

That's not OK but it's slightly better than ruining other people's lives. It's like a neet, he's repulsive and a waste of food and space but technically less damaging than a serial killer

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The writers ditched the entire Earth setting and all the secondary cast that went with it.

This is how it ends.

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Hope the artfags on Yea Forums learn that lesson as well.

Janna is beginning to turn into Season 4's best girl.

I want to fuck him as he bleeds out.

Bro is there a set up to this, or is it just this one pic?

There isn't much competition left after the general character derailment in S3. Janna barely appeared in that season so she's still herself

Does this mean he'll have three way with Kelly and Jackie when they all realize Star and Marco aren't worth?

Except Janna for some bizarre reason.

Janna's always been a one-note character, so there's not much to derail.

Though if the writers had inserted her into this shipping shitstorm, they'd have still found a way.

Yea Forums... what do you expect from a Mexican? He’s a fucking leech that likes to drain out the victims blood. They’re just parasites that like to make everything feel miserable.

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Just got done watching the episodes.
In the first one, one thing flew completely over my head. When Jackie wishes for a hundred Ocrams, something weird is up with Marco all of a sudden for the rest of the episode, wtf is that all about?

That's because Janna's the only side character that isn't involved in relationship drama. Tom and Kelly are never in the show unless it involves shipping.

>smart
>implying

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The staff really likes Janna. She's a fan-favorite too but that doesn't really matter because Nefcy does what she wants, see Ponyhead. Also Cotugno has been pushing for a while the idea of turning Janna into a lesbian

Say the neet living in his parents basement

Oh no Marco is so adorable with Kelly... they're gonna fuck it up, aren't they?

Kelly has already been sacrificed to the relationship drama gods.

"Breakup buddies." They're not even making the pretense of it being a real relationship.

Which is probably good news for Kelly.

enjoy the cuteness while it last, at least we may have cute dating moments and not a last second hook up in the season finale.

Did I hit a nerve?

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I got nothing to explain to you.

The show was complete shit before that.

>After the curse is removed, Marco start missing his home so he reunite courage and come back after act like a massive douche the last time he was there.
>Marco say goodbye to all his friends in Mewni and say Star that they'll always be friends
>Time past, Star is engaged to Tom (royals marry very young) but she can't forget Marco
>Behind Tom's back, she decide to use the all-seeing eye one last time.
>Marco is actually doing pretty good. He lost a year but he's finally at peace with himself and even achieve Jackie to forgive him and they're dating again.
>Remember the green magical thing that come out everytime Star was losing her shit? The forces of evil was inside Star all along. She destroys half of Mewni like an atomic bomb after losing control of her green stuff and go to Earth
>Final battle: Star vs Marco
They should do this and drop the race bullshit. If they're going to fill the show with shipping faggotry, at least make it relevant for the plot.

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>two episodes to end the show
>one for muh final goodbye and make both star and marco single again
>one for le big battle and marco/star shipping stuf and 30 seconds of Tom/the green hair girl talking

This is so fucking pathetic and the fact you keep watching is even more

They literally kissed and later Star blamed Tom for knowing about the kiss.

Two episodes to the mid-season finale, not the show finale

I want a fanfic where they fuck while inside the memory and come out sweating and panting.

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I was thinking. What if that little "Janna splits her soul in half" gag at the end of the episode was actually foreshadowing? Marco says something like "You just have two halves of the same soul, nothing changed.", right? This can also apply to Star and Marco as well. Meaning when their souls became one, they got stuck as one. Now, it's just the same soul in two different bodies.

I'm not sure the writers even actually remember what the events of previous seasons were.

Tom has had a hard life.
>Would be the strongest person if Star wasn’t asspully good at magic

Same.

Nice copy pasta faggot

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Something I forgot to mention was that the severing process is supposed to remove the original memory, isn't it? But Star and Marco still remember the blood moon ball, just not anything new that happened in the "memory".

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This will never happen.

Yea Forums, use your magic so you can write me into the show and so I can kill Star and fuck the demon prince.

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Marco should fuck the shrub and be done with it

It removed something else, something important

Marco should get motivated

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>a girl who has trouble communicating and sharing her true feelings with him?
She literally told him that she had a crush on him

Hm. I wonder what that would be. Hopefully we find out sooner rather than later.

He means Tom, not Marco.

Marco's memory must be so fucking fucked up.
>spent 50+ years in an alternate dimension
>constantly getting hypnofucked by Janna
>and now the severing stone fucked with his memory

Poor Marco. When will he ever catch a break?

i had no idea the fuck that means and I regret learning it's basically "wah wah, I'm too pretty for the pronouns I want to identify as"
Shit, before even saying anything, I had to hear about some pre-amble of the 5 points of identification the author feels needs to be her...xer...it's core identity

Janna had to have raped him at least once since she can make him faint at a command.

Is this OC? Because, if it is, you're a scholar and a gentleman.

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>Marco fuses the power of the scissors into a katana
>Yamato warps to other worlds

>tfw we will never get Marco (Vergil) VS Star (Dante) fight with Marco deflecting magical attacks casually

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I feel so sorry for Tom. I know he was a bit of an asshole at first but he had a genuine problem that he worked hard to solve, and actually managed to do so, and now he's really patient, really understanding, to an absolute fault.
Not only that, he's still "atoning" for his mistakes a whole year later, and has felt bad about them all this time, just because he thought Star knew, but she didn't.
Overall he's really just doing his best and trying and Star keeps getting mad at him for the silliest things (really? he was just stretching? what the fuck star), and she's been using him all this time to try to get over her feelings for Marco which we know will be endgame. In all of this he'll come out cucked, heartbroken, and used.
That is, assuming the writers don't decide to write him as an ultimate understanding cuck which won't even get mad if Star leaves him for Marco. I hope they don't do that, because it would be so shit I wouldn't be able to like anything about this show in the slightest. It would ruin it for me.
All in all, he has suffered enough for his crimes and now deserves to be happy and far away from Star, because she's a sociopath who will just use him, and Marco, who in this same episode was very rude to him and mad at him and completely ignoring how understanding he was being! What a joke. Unlikable protagonists.
No, I will fuck him. Hands off.
or we can fuck him together but I'd rather not

user, are you a guy?

>gives in to her wildest urges and sits on his face, accidentally smothering him
>clones a new Marco while the real Marco is rotting away in a shallow grave

Is the Tom and Star thing a political marriage?

Kind of. They're also in the same social class.

I miss ignorant Star.

So we're really just going to get a "you'll always be my best friend" kind of ending, yeah? Would it be too much to ask that the end be Star vs Eclipsa after Eclipsa kills Marco? With some callback to s1 being the thing she forgot restored after he's dead and making her mad enough to finish Eclipsa?

>tfw we will never have Marco Jr stopping the fight, bitchslapping Star and telling Marco to 'fuck himself' before transforming

Star is a peasant now but Tom is OK with that

i made it awhile back, along with this using the title card instead of crash bandicoot text

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Not a peasant, just not in power. She's still a member of the royal family, its just the succession is fucked up.

Btw tomco faggots didn't made Future MarcoxTom drawings?

I'm sorry, what?

I only speak english user

Wouldn't Eclipsa be Dagoth and globgor would be Akulakhan?

I'm still of the mind Tom did this to himself. His chickens are coming home to roost. The seeds he's sown are bearing fruit. He knew Star was into his good friend Star. He knew that his own feelings were healing cleanly and that he was willing to move past that chapter in his life without regret or anger. And then the fool decides to jump right back to where he was previously.
What's curious is how Marco fits into this. With the whole Kelly's world thing, it seems he's trying to move onward too. But now he's got a legitimate choice once again. We know StarTom seems like it's basically just hanging on for appearances sake, but Marco legitimately has his choice available. I'm rooting for Starco, but what I'm curious about is more *why* Marco would decide to go one way or another... if it's purely based on the past, I kinda feel he's falling into the same trap Tom did. Taking an opportunity simply because it was available. But if there's something more, I wanna hear it. To get that delicious starco nectar that's been missing for far too long.

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Why Star didn't decapitate this motherfucker for trying to magically date rape her? It was like "oh that sucks"? She killed people just for shit talk her mother but it's OK with this asshole messing with her feelings and her best friend's, fuck this bullshit

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I want to protect her smile

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Star is poison

He was kind of an asshole in season one. He definitely had it coming

same

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that would explain a lot

starco fags are this obsessed and seething

Exactly. I know an artfag who claims he’s going to write the next best manga. He’s White as hell. The only artist who’s writing I equally enjoy is Alex Hirsch.

On the way home from the library do Marco and Kelly stop somewhere so she can give him a handy?

Please post cute and perfect starco guys :)

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No U

What happened to Marco's head on the second row?

isnt Marco comforting Star cute?

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Fuck off faggot.

sorry only have this

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Marco catches a break only after he's finally broken completely.

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Fuck off faggot.

Here comes the giant fist!

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Degenerate piece of shit.

Does Tom actually even know that? Star never talks to him about anything important, so for all he knows Star might've just given the throne to Eclipsa because she didn't want to have to be queen.

>I'm rooting for Starco
People rooted for ISIS, you're no different. Jackie would've fought for Assad.

Well atleast they retconned that in Journal 3 by stating the potion wears off after an hour. The love would fail if there wasn’t a baseline already existing.

1/3

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Death to the syrian dogs

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Inb4 Between Friends.

He's gonna get cucked. This scene still has to happen, a scene where he burns marcos furniture. Thats when hes getting cucked.

but he's not really a good or dedicated artist as far as I know, so it checks out that he would be a great writer

Because Tom is an actual named character, so he's important enough to get away with it.

2/3

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>I'm rooting for Starco, but what I'm curious about is more *why* Marco would decide to go one way or another... if it's purely based on the past, I kinda feel he's falling into the same trap Tom did. Taking an opportunity simply because it was available. But if there's something more, I wanna hear it. To get that delicious starco nectar that's been missing for far too long.

Well the whole thing with Kelly is OPENLY just the two of them trying to distract themselves from their feelings for other people. Marco from Star, because he "knows" they can't be together, and Kelly from Tad, because even though he's a toxic piece of shit she hasn't been able to make herself stop loving him on some level.

It's POSSIBLE that something like this could still lead to a meaningful relationship down the road, but the odds are not in their favor.

3/3

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I don't think I understand what you're asking

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You’re not wrong. Now that I think of it, his time at art school was kinda wasted. Especially since he’s had the concept of Gravity Falls for years. Probably could have saved some money.

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The more I dwell on it, the more that whole flash back to the ball hurts, fuck man I was never a shipper for any of the ships in this show but I really don't think this was needed I hope it sets up them falling for eachother naturally.

Praise the Stump, Infidel

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Ideally, yes. But unless you have those credentials you're not gonna get anywhere in the industry. Art school is just a fancy way to get noticed if you're lucky, and if you're not it's a really fancy way to get in debt. It's sad but it's what's happening. I'm really glad he's mostly getting writing jobs now though, like for example he is a writer for detective pikachu and that movie looks amazing. I might be exaggerating or imagining it but it really feels like his signature style of writing that I felt in Gravity Falls.

pic, a supporter of St*co

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He deserves all the cucking for causing all this BS.

Poor guy, he deserves better. Honestly I wish he would get mad again about this, because this time it's really justified.

His on Detective Pikachu was mostly on a consultation basis. But that’s still pretty cool. And he got hired as a writer by Netflix.

Some of the leaks a while back showed the diaz houses furniture on fire, and a pic of Tom showing up surprised, so I hope with all my heart that he grills the fuck out of Star and Marco right then and there, tells them how bad they've treated them, and say fuck this shit im out.

Can we all agree that was a good kinky nickname? -"sweet baby boy"

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Reminder that Star and Ponyhead are the worst characters

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Oh I see. That's weird but I understand, though I swear I really felt something. It's ok.
Anyway, I'm really excited about him getting a netflix show, I know right now it's in production hell probably but who knows, maybe it'll be fun.
I hope it's not another case of a writer being good under restrictions but then sucking when they are free to do whatever. It happens way too often.

Do you happen to have that pic? Anyway, I really hope that's the case, I've had enough with seeing Tom mistreated like that, he's been a doormat the whole season and the one before that, it's unnerving and Star and Marco are assholes for it and deserve to be hit back.

> not for glorious SDF

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>Well atleast they retconned that in Journal 3 by stating the potion wears off after an hour.
I wasn't talking about that though, I was referring to the hypnotist CD back in season 1.

I hope he walks in on them kissing (fucking would be better, but lol Y7 rating), because that's what Tom deserves.

APRIL FOOL'S PRANK IS UP
REFRESH THE PAGE

>because that's what Tom deserves.
SEETHING

upboated this comment fellow 4channer ;^)

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...

Why the fuck can't they just skip all this drama, have Starco happen because we all fucking know it will, and then get on with the plot. Or rather, start HAVING a plot since there isn't really one yet in S4.

It's Tom's fault all of this shipping bullshit happened. If not for his Blood Moon Ball invitation the show could've stuck with being fun adventures and beating up monsters.

OH BOY

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I fucking hated how it was introduced in S3, but now I almost want Kelco to be the dark horse endgame pairing. I know it won't be and it's fucking stupid they're doing this now, but Kelly's World somehow ended up actually cute enough that I can look back at the previous Kelco hints and be like "actually this wasn't that bad."

Compared to Tom and Star or Star and Marco it's cute and genuine. Kelly's not a fucking piece of shit in relationships, unlike Tom and Star. and while Marco can be, he hasn't been to Kelly (yet).

I love this bug!

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First of all, characters don't have agency, so blame the writers if you must.
Secondly, he said that he thought Star knew and that for him it was just a cool gimmick to try to win her back thinking she was into it.
Thirdly, he said he's been regretting it for a year. He's a good guy at heart and he doesn't deserve to be treated like this anymore.
Take your grievances somewhere else.

UPVOTED!

I wish they also had downvotes

a shame we couldn't see her face

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Marco is a 30 (50?)-year-old man, so it all evens out.

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Well according to the commentary, he was pretty free to do whatever he wanted with Disney. He got a lot of shit past the censors by putting legitimately terrible things in the original drafts. When Disney would censor it, they would pay themselves on the back and overlook other things. Examples would be Mable outright saying her newest crush gave her a hickey and including a scene in Escape From Reality where Dipper straight up murders Dippy Fresh.

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Oh. That was also confirmed to be nothing. She was never hyptnotiized. She genuinely thought it was a sweet gesture. Atleast according to the commentators and writers. It was left up to interpretation but they confirmed it on the DVD.

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>using dex builds

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Star's 15, almost 16 by this point. That's old enough in a medieval kingdom.

Don't do my man Tom like that. They were saying that the Blood Moon 'chooses' couples, so it's moreso like he thought the Moon would choose them and was deluded.

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My N'wah.

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Seriously? This ain’t reddit bruv.

Maybe the moment they ACTUALLY fell in love was in the new memory?

>She was never hyptnotiized. She genuinely thought it was a sweet gesture
She thought it was sweet of Robbie to ATTEMPT to hypnotize her through subliminal messages? I get that it's a blatant retcon because apparently nobody thought it was fucked up in retrospect, but that still feels contrived as fuck.

Upvoted.
:smiley:

Might have something to do with Star's half demon Great-Great Grandma.

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She's almost 17 at this point. She started the show as 14, spent a year on Earth, then spent over another year on Mewni.

Oh wait, how i didn't noticed it.

Of course this was a fake episode for the april fools, very funny Nefcy, where is the real episode?

user, I

Back when this show was just 2 seasons plus Battle for Mewni and the Starco stuff was really only just happening, my friend and I talked about the Blood Moon stuff. Star and Marco's conversation in this episode was almost word-for-word what we thought would be the best course of action: "If our lives are getting fucked over by some curse, then let's find a way to break it."

Pretty cool that they actually went that route, but we're still yet to see if anything will come of the supposed breaking of the curse. Marco and Kelly were cute this week, so I half hope that they become canon, but Kelly seems too wishy washy about Tad for that kind of development to happen. Star and Tom haven't ever meshed well for very long (Lava Lake Beach was their best episode), so unfortunately their relationship was doomed from the start. No curse made Star so rude to him so frequently. Tom's been unironically great for a while, so I just want him to move on from her and find someone who appreciates him.

Some actual plot developments would be nice, too.

Celena is half demon?

>moonspeak
>star only wearing wrist bands in the final panel
???

Yeah her dad was a Lucitor.

S'pose that explains the butterfly family and lucitor family connection.
Thanks.

You misunderstand. According to the writers, it was a joke on conservative parents trying to find messages by playing shit backward. She found it sweet that he would make a song for her. Because he claimed he made it than later admitted he stole it.

That's very relieving to hear, because I also remember some jokes that were turned down that were really good, like the noose one. I trust my boy, he won't let me down (probably). Can't wait for the netflix show to come out.
Also, that gif is hilarious. He really did get away with a lot of crazy shit.
This

I think in the show they're trying to go for her being closer to 16 through sort of cheating about her age through Stump Day. They said in the episode she doesn't celebrate her birthday on her actual day of birth, and since Stump Day seems to be around Christmas (probably paralleling Eden Sher's actual birthday), S3 also said she arrived on Earth in August. So maybe they typically celebrate her birthday around 6 months from Stump Day?

Either way, since Stump Day was supposedly her 15th birthday, Star would've "really" been about 13 and a half for like all of the first season. Then Stump Day happened sometime offscreen for her actual 14th birthday, then in S3 she turned 15, then an unknown amount of time passed from that episode to the present day but as far as we know she's not 16 yet.

Yeah, it clearly wasn't what they had in mind in the first season but seems to be what they're going for now. I think the spellbook had Crescenta get the wand at like 12 so apparently even in the lore the exact date you can get it is a bit flexible even if it's typically 14.

Also yeah I'm assuming they celebrate her birthday six months early instead of late, but assuming it's late then she is 16 and Marco got her age wrong.

But I'm assuming he didn't or that just makes this even weirder.

>Toffee and ludo are gone for good
>Everything is about monster racism and shipping now

Why the fuck did they do it.

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>it was a joke on conservative parents trying to find messages by playing shit backward
But they actually DID find a message in there, so the whole joke falls flat. The fact that they actually needed to clarify that is proof of how badly it was executed.

That was due to Eclispa's uncle. He's responsible for pretty much all the allies the Butterfly family have due to his charisma and charm. He could have probably brought in the monsters if the Mewmans didn't demanded his mother have Solaria for a female ruler. The fucked up thing is that Solaria was an incompetent genocidal tyrant.

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That part I remember more or less.

who cares

For the reasons Janna was shoehorned again. Defcy is playing with tropes of obvious treatment towards favorites/unfavorites and such, in-story and off-story, her own and others', etc., the madwoman knows what she's doing and I appreciate it but I don't aprecciate Tom's mistreatment and Janna's... Yeah, Janna.

It seems really weird to me that they wouldn't just celebrate her birthday one day after the actual day.

I mean look at how immature Star was at the start of the show. Look at how Moon already didn't think Star was ready to get the wand, and only did so because it's an ancient tradition for princesses to get the wand when they turn 14. Why then would she hand over the wand half a year earlier than she actually had to?

I was going to say they were using that as an excuse to kick her off Mewni for a bit sooner, but they probably weren't planning on sending her away before giving her the wand.

>goes back to being a rage filled asshole

I think CotBM has established seeds that Tom may end up with Janna

I'm surprised no one has done this for Janna.

Also, notice
>Janna
>Jirou

Apparently, if you are a female with a J and 5 letters, you're actually a guy

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Sabrina's not that bad

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Chill out, Janna

She canonically proposed a FWB relationship. I mean, she went as far as to mention the kissing part.
I wonder what the staff is thinking when they do this.

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maybe you just lack a sense of humor

Remember when Jarcofags said the Blood Moon was a curse and we antagonized them for it?

Yeah... I feel like I owe them some sort of apology, but fuck it. Marco is happy with Kelly now.

Twist - Eclipsa's so hung up on Globgor because 66x years ago, THEY were Blood Moon-ed.

This is actually genius, have a like friend

I've stated this on numerous threads, and I'm gonna do it again here. Kelly really reminds me of a friend of mine irl, and I would like to take her out for nice night on the town.

Nice blog, where do I lik-

someone scour through S1 and early S2 and pinpoint the eearliest time poissible

Kinda sad that Mewni is an impoverished hell hole where you can be mass arrested on mere suspicions, where children have to work to survive, and the Royal family makes a random foreigner a close advisor of her, with absolutely no checks or controls.
Mewman Revolution when?

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In /adv/

If the writing wasn't so contrived and full of shit, Marco would be wondering if leaving Earth was also part of the curse.

I'm still in shock over a kids show implying a girl had menstrual cramps.

>Kelly really reminds me of a friend of mine irl
how so?

Period isn't an adult thing, little girls aged 8-12 get it all the time

It was pretty interesting. I'm surprised no one has asked the staff about it yet.

It's happened before, like in Braceface.

Appearance wise mainly, she has long hair, wears thick glasses, and is flat.

Braceface was in it's own league though. There was a whole episode where she wanted bigger tits and got felt up by an older boy at the mall/club

>long hair
>thick glasses
>flat
goddamn, tell me more about her!

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Eclipsa is only around 300 years old, so that would be impossible.

So do you think Kellco will last, lads?

not a snowballs chance in hell. but it's cute that some people think it will. Honestly, Janna's rape tactics have just as much legitimacy.

How many fuckbuddy relationships last?

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She's a super sweet half asian that likes psychedelia

Kellco is the road to righteousness. All hail KELLCO!

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cool! she sounds very cute! how'd you meet? are you guys close friends?

No. Either it ends with Starco, or Marco goes back to earth and probably gets back with Jackie, or just stays alone. Kellco is fucked regardless.

We used to work together, and we hang out every now and then. I'd say we're close.

Dumb Kermitposter

someone should do it
maybe later

What's different about kellco is that it was literally died on arrival.

Stuff like jarco and marcapoo had some room to theorize and fantasize because of episodes happening after their were 'confirmed'. Kelly showed that she ultimately won't leave Tad, and this happened the exact same episode where kellco was confirmed.

It really was just a momentary thing to show that, 1., Marco FUCKIN KNEW ABOUT THE BLOOD MOON CURSE and 2., that it is now way too much for him to bare.

As to why did he bitchboy around for so long, despite knowing about the curse, and the fact that Star is with Tom is a good question.

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>DagothUrposting

YES! FINALLY! MY AUTISTIC SHITPOSTING ON Yea Forums HAS FINALLY PAYED OFF! YES LAWD!

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>Artists don't make good writers
Wrong

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Because I'm not a milquetoast hopeless little whiny bastard.

I joined the ride right at the start.

And I will see this through no matter what.

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>Marco FUCKIN KNEW ABOUT THE BLOOD MOON CURSE
What the fuck? no he didn't. He even went to Eclipsa, a person he distrusted even before Star, to ask about what the fuck was wrong with him, and ultimately had to rely on Tom to explain it

>8-12
Shit used to happen 15+
And then it started happening 13+
Now it happens to

As a Marcapoo and Starco guy, I'm pretty happy that we at least have 14+ years of theoretical Marco x Hekapoo adventures/misadventures/courtship/trials/tribulations.

assuming it occurs on a consistent timeline, which is certainly probable but not confirmed.
Though it would be absolutely wild for Tom to know the next time for the BMB if it wasn't.

why do i find this so funny

This is how South Park got away with a lot of stuff in the 90s.only dsometimes they ended up with a more obscene joke making it through because the censors, well, pat themselves on the back too hard

>What the fuck? no he didn't.
Yes he FUCKING DID.

He literally says in this scene:
>I know what I have to do. I just don't want to do it.
As to WHEN he learned about this and from WHOM is anybody's guess.

>He even went to Eclipsa, a person he distrusted even before Star
This isn't evidence for anything. Eclipsa didn't say anything that would've explained the BM Curse. All she said is that he shouldn't drop his feelings for Star so easily.

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Honestly my instinct was that they're shoehoring Janna in one part because fans like her and one part to put her with Tom when Star and Tom come crashing down (Cause even if Starco doesn't happen, Tom and Star aren't right together)

i'm 28 and got mine at 11. My mom got hers at 11. It's different for everyone. However, it going as young as 8 IS newer and more fucked up. 11-18 is the norm

"unfair"
are we looking at a younger version of to Tom here?

Ok either you're supporting or reading shit into it that ain't there.
> I know what I have to do
He was referring to himself having a crush, not being cursed. That's why he thinks Tom is about to beat him up when he instead starts to explain the curse

So does this episode make Starco a dead ship, or is this only the beginning?

It acts like Starco is finally dead, just to pull the old switcheroo down the line.

I wonder where Janna is going to hide her first horcrux.

If we get Starco in the penultimate episode, that will be fine for me, but like... please let this fucking work. It's the only pairing with real love there. Star, I do not think, actually loves Tom. In any way. And I don't want her to be a lonely cuck. And Marco, I think he has much more to relate to with Star than any other girl.

This blood moon thing is just another shitty retcon. They think they're being clever as it allows them to pretend the extremely lame way they handled Star and Marco relationship (with the absolutely bizzare highlight of their first kiss) doesn't matter anymore. So they dedice to reset the entire thing 3,5 seasons in lol. And who wants to bet they'll take this chance and use it to fuck things up again?

Regardless of what I think of Kelly, her episode was really nice, the first genuinely good episode since forever. It was pretty much what the show used to be about before it turned to shit and it was just comfy, cute and funny. Even the romantic sequence in the end felt pretty good. Now realize that they did it not because they think this is what people actually want and expect, but just to fuel and prolong the inane drama.

I'm really starting to hate this show even when I actually like it.

Janna will split her soul 16 times and put them in each of Marco's wallets

It's not a retcon. I was talking about it since BMB, starcofags were just in heavy denial about that issue (muh symbolic meaning).

>himself having a crush
>That's why he thinks Tom is about to beat him up

Oh okay that makes sense. No wonder that Marco getting ready to fight Tom was so weird for me.

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>Marco and Kelly bonded over MUH FEELINGS
>Curse now lifted
>no longer breakup buddies
It's like they resorted to shitposting this season

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Of course it's a fucking retcon. Gee, remember how we spent like 2,5 seasons pretending they secretly love each other, then not secretly loving each other, then loving each other, but going out with other people because that was our idea for filling the episodes? How we completely fucked up everything about their relationship dynamic, culminating in their first kiss being a complete fucking letdown when instead it should be one of the highlights of the entire show? Remember all that?

Well, none of it matters anymore lol XD

It's the very definition of a shitty retcon.

imagine touching one of Star's fat fleshy heart cheeks

Western first-world country? Over here, my generation had it around 13+.

It essentially adds more drama to StarCo, which makes it more likely to happen in the future. It's like "killing" Superman or Batman, for drama. And then everyone knows they're coming back.

Look guys, anyone who thinks:

1. CotBM "killed" Starco
2. They don't have feelings for each other anymore (believing 100% in the accuracy of the end of the episode)
3. All their feelings are *because* of the Blood Moon curse

Did you guys never read Superior Spider-Man? You guys are acting exactly like those people outraged when Otto "finally erased" Peter from his mind X issues in.

Holy fuck this season has been a train wreck. The more I want to love it the more I just want to talk shit about it. Can we get back to season 1 shenanigans with season 3 plot? Only episode I thought it was good this season was the Marco Kelly episode since it felt genuine. Now that the BMB got retcon to fuck how is Marco and Kelly going to continue to bond? Just fighting? It'll be nothing more than a shallow fuck but at this point, I'm already this deep in this shit hole of a show that might as well keep going

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Or the people that were "outraged" when:

1. Falcon became Captain America
2. Jane Foster became Thor
3. Oliver was "killed" by Ras in Arrow


etc.

No cause Kelly has obvious latent feelings for the toxic piece of shit that is Ted.

>tfw never had fwb
>mfw never will
I'm here to watch cartoons where did it all go so wrong

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>season 1 shenanigans with season 3 plot?
That time is long gone. Didn't you watch S2?
>Marco and Kelly going to continue to bond? Just fighting?
Don't think it'll last for long.
>might as well keep going
You don't need to.

We have reached peak Nefcy. This is the real start of the real ride.

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The true ending of the series is Daron Nefcy breaking into your house in the middle of the night and shoving a replica of Star's wand up your ass

I know that feel. Been wanting to cultivate something like that for over 10 years now but I ended up going the opposite way and vowing not to fuck anyone I didn't have genuine feelings for.

It's been a wild ride.

fighting the good fight I see

Yeah I saw season 2 and it was great. It was a nice balance between randumb magical girl and world building. Season 3 went more lore which was my complaint about season 2 and now look what happened. I just monkey paw. Fucking autistic fans did this shit. I'm the problem. Fuck this I'm strapping in for the bitter end!

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Holy fuck are you me?

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Menarche around 8 isnt new or only caused by artifical hormones. It has always happened in females if theyre being abused or if they are physically close to unrelated males when growing up, like a stepdad or stepbrothers. It happens in most mammals too.

>Fucking autistic fans did this shit. I'm the problem.
I honestly applaud you for this statement.

>Fuck this I'm strapping in for the bitter end!
Well I guess you're coming along then. Feel free to hold my hand.

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In a month and a half, I'm going to be sex-free for 10 years exactly. I'm actually stoked and excited. Still haven't planned on what I'm going to do to celebrate.

I misread this post and just realized that Mewberty could also be called Mewnarche

I-if you don't mind user. To the bitter end!

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I guess u could drop your vow or DIP DOWN in it. Either embrace earthly delights or seek a way to true femeninity.

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This post is a mood.

xDDD Well meemed friend!

This post is bad and you should feel bad. It's so bad it makes me cry.🙁

Kellco is sad and desperate. DESPERATE!!!

Manna is where it's at. Janna's redundant inclusion in these eps is proof, people! Incoming dark horse Manna victory! Manna from heaven!

JANNA WINS = I EAT MY SHIT

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For fucks sake you retards, what part of friends with benefits don’t you understand?

Kelly and Marco are not in a relationship, there’s no Kellco to fail. They are literally friends WITH benefits. Friends who will fuck if they feel like it. There is no relationship. God you’re all such fucking virgins.

you ok?

god he wishes he was him

>He even went to Eclipsa, a person he distrusted even before Star

He distrusted Eclipsa in Season 3 because of what he heard about her, now things are different.

Marco has been shown bonding with Eclipsa since the first episode of Season 4 and, as a broken hearted person herself, it makes sense for Eclipsa to become his confidant.

>"Eclipsa, it happened again"
>"Oh no, what is it now?"

This is not the first time Marco talks with her about the topic. It's super sweet.

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Imagine being Eclipsa and giving love advice to both of them.

This binch knows what she's doin.

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wut happened?

Yeah sadly girls suck at fighting IRL.

He really should have listened to her instead of going for the quick fix

Im conflicted since I like Cotugno's Owl House, what it could seem to be, but she's ruining Star Vs. fuck her if she gets her way with Janna.

Can't we just fast forward to Eclipsa and her monster husband

Alright, Yea Forums. Be honest with me. Did anyone actually liked the shipping drama and didn't really care about beatup shit and that "goodvsevil" pattern?

She sees her past self in these two morons, which makes sense given her life could have been easier if she had buried her feelings for Globgor after marriage.

Eclipsa ultimately chose the hard route but she think it was worth it anyway as that meant being with the guy she truly loved... and the same goes for Star and Marco.
They could just keep on a relationship with someone they kinda like (easy route) and avoid hurting others, but they are just lying to themselves. Jackie could see it very clearly.

As Star stated: "Maybe it wasn't the Blood Moon after all"

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SAVE TOM!

Eclipsa's life is the definition of easy mode

The Quest Buy episode is pretty much enough evidence for me to believe that Janna has a subliminal liking/attraction to Marco at least.

That is true

Eclipsa would never turn down monster dick

I just liked this comment on accident (sorry to be a dick), but why is this such a big deal to you all? I'm a girl who gets periods and I think it's very normal that this was mentioned.
Do guys watching think it's some weird like sexual thing or something like wtf why are we reacting like they did something explicit

Yeah, generic action scenes and predictable herovsvillain are super boring to me.

I don't think it belongs in cartoons
I don't want to know either if Star just took a big stinky shit in the bathroom

I do.

>Mother dies at young age, making her inherit a kingdom in war because of said woman's madness.
>Forced to marry most disgusting guy in the kingdom while in love with an enemy prince.
>Easy option is to proceed with war and do what you are told. But there's a way to stop it.
>Hard mode plan is to stop the septarian army only and marry the Monster King (making sure the Solarian army won't attack), but the only spell that kills septarians corrupts your body and there's a high prize to pay.
>"Then come with me and save both our kingdoms"
>Abdicates in order to save everbody and be with the man she loves.
>MHC considers her a criminal and crystalizes her and Globgor, throwing her baby away.
>Manages to get her daughter back but she is crowned again and the only way to keep things peaceful now is to never reunite with her husband.
>Still doesn't regret loving him and cleans his crystalized body at night.

The last part kills me inside every time, because it reminds me of my mom bathing the comatose body of my dad.
You can dislike her as a character but as a wife she is top tier and has my respect.

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star should be tossed towards venus at a high velocity for her wrong doings, plus maybe she'd terraform it a bit

oh okay, so it's like a gross-out factor then. that makes more sense. I do see characters all the time alluding to their stomachs feeling sick, or that they're ready to explode after eating so much, blahblah, so it's just not new territory still.

Just don't be Tad.

Who else hoped for a Disney version of adventure time and then the monkey's paw fucked you in the ass by giving you exactly that because the show descended into harem and waifufaggotry and basically sidelined literally everything else apart from a couple of sporadic episodes of DEEPEST LORE that ultimately don't fucking go anywhere and now you're left empty and bitter that the show could have been so much more

>Mother dies at young age, making her inherit a kingdom in war
Oh hey, nearly the exact same thing happened to Moon, except she actually had to live with the repercussions of her actions in the decades following that, with no running from her kingdom or opportunities for a break.

>Forced to marry most disgusting guy in the kingdom while in love with an enemy prince.
Wow, two guys wanted to fuck her. As I recall Eclipsa had a pretty tight grip around Shastacan's balls and it was stated about as explicitly as you can get for a Disney kids' book that it was a completely sexless affair. And she ran off with her ~true love~ anyway. No biggie

>Easy option is to proceed with war and do what you are told. But there's a way to stop it.
You mean the EASIER option? Not doing war seems easier on Eclipsa, to me, in terms of
death toll and her not having to fight and shit.

>Hard mode plan is to stop the septarian army only and marry the Monster King (making sure the Solarian army won't attack), but the only spell that kills septarians corrupts your body and there's a high prize to pay.
Oh man, marrying the guy who's had a thing for you since childhood in your secluded temple with portraits of yourself all over. Poor Eclipsa. Also corruption seems to be a slap on the wrist. Actually those black hands are pretty badass

>"Then come with me and save both our kingdoms"
She not only gets to fuck her ~true love~ but to literally save two kingdoms through her fucking. What a hard life. I can't even imagine

>Abdicates in order to save everbody and be with the man she loves
She just left the kingdom she didn't want anyway like she was quitting a dead-end job and impaled herself on that Globgor dick. Also she got away from her loser husband. Sounds like a win-win-win to me

why can't we have a show about Eclipsa's life instead? fuck Star and Marco

They should at least adapt the 4 first chapters of the Book of Spells to compensate, as they are the more lore-filled.
Right now the only episodes which seem to be important are:

>Ghost of Butterfly Castle (Toffee or Ludo)
>A spell with no name
>Meteora's lesson
>The Monster and the Queen
>Cornonation!

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Self sufficiency is my m.o. user, so I'll more close to Chad than tad.

>MHC considers her a criminal and crystalizes her and Globgor, throwing her baby away
Okay so the timeline's still fuzzy on what happened here, but nothing implies Eclipsa was conscious for hundreds of years, she literally has Globgor with her right now, and she got her baby back good as new and 100% trauma-free since anytime her child spent without her has been wiped from existence. Globgor also has no memory of any time without her because he's conveniently preserved. Like at least if she'd lost ONE of them I'd buy her sob story.

>Manages to get her daughter back but she is crowned again and the only way to keep things peaceful now is to never reunite with her husband.
Ever... ever thought of just returning the crown if it's so hard, Eclipsa? There's a young willing teenage servant constantly attending you who seems pretty interested in it. It's not a binding contract that kills you if you break it, really. I'll maybe give not being able to free her husband, but she has the MEANS of doing it, we know she will before the month's over anyway, and in the show I'm not sure it's even been a year since she awoke from her stasis anyway. He's still alive and she's not wasting away without him.

>Still doesn't regret loving him and cleans his crystalized body at night.
Well of course she doesn't regret it; she's completely justified by the narrative, her own morals, and Star, and the sex was GREAT. I did think cleaning the crystal at night was a pretty nice gesture, but she also makes monsters work on it during the day like they're part of her chain gang and that rubs me the wrong way.

I mean I guess she's an okay wife? I still feel like with everything about her we don't really know. She certainly wants him back since he's the one thing she doesn't currently have, but for all we know she used to beat him.

Hoo booy.

April 28th BEACH DAY.

That's gonna be it, isn't it?

Yeah it’s them openly trying to get over feelings, but with how at least Macro said how him liking Star is getting in the way of “other feelings” I feel like Nefcy just likes getting our hopes up only to run it into the ground. It’s like the best we can hope for anymore is that they have a healthy friendship because every time romance gets mixed in, people are getting a cucked, moms are angry and nobody is happy. I’ve wanted Starco since season 1 but at this rate idk if that’s possible or even if I want that to happen anymore

>A Janna focused episode

Ohhh lawd!

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You just know Tom will eventually find the photo.

Why does it matter, he already knows they kissed.

When will this chad show up?

>Oh hey, nearly the exact same thing happened to Moon, except she actually had to live with the repercussions of her actions in the decades following that, with no running from her kingdom or opportunities for a break

In Moon's case she chose the easy option by not dealing with her promise of freeing Eclipsa.
She ran away like a coward, which triggered the downfall of her kingdom (having to be saved by Star ex Machina)

Moon also chose the easy way out by keeping things as they were before Comet tried to change things for the better. All her mother's work to improve the kingdom was ignored and Mewni remained a shithole afraid of monsters for decades.

And that sure made her popular because Mewmans hate change.

Star (and Eclipsa) is the one taking risks, she is the one who seek change and the only one who respected her grandmother's legacy without even knowing it.

From my perspective Eclipsa and Star are learning from each other. Star learnt to be more open to negative feedback, not to hate or fear those under your protection and trust... Eclipsa, on the other hand is less selfish when it comes to magic.

It's a great lesson.

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is that all of the remaining episodes or just till mid-season? I don't think Toffee is coming back anymore

It's 8 out of 13 remaining episodes.

I guess it was the immediate easy option but she still paid for it and her mother was still dead. For Eclipsa it all just worked out to her being free.

Eclipsa is taking risks but I guess part of the reason I feel she gets off easy is that nothing really seems to faze her. I can't feel it's a big loss when the Mewmans aren't immediately on her side when she point-blank says she doesn't care. Eclipsa just wins no matter what she does, because either she wins or it doesn't affect things much if she loses.

I would like to see her being more selfish.

I think Cornonation! is the mid-season and most likely the episode Globgor comes out.

There should be more episodes after Gone Baby Gone.
Moon looks puzzled in the Room of Queens, so I'm not giving up on Toffee being back.

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>Globgor comes out
oh snap

he'll get mad

Tom doesn't get mad anymore.

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So, guesses as to what Junkin Janna will be about?

marco puts his junkin janna

Yeah but he already talked about it with Marco

Apparently no one has a sense of humor because there wasn't a single person that found that funny.

Trips of truth.❤️

"Junkin" is a slang term for antiquing or shopping at thrift or second-hand stores

I'm at work, wtf happened?

zuckerberg is the new admin

i'm a hardcore TomStar shipper.

Here are my preferences:

-Tom x Star (Star is shitty for him but the show would impress me if they genuinely showed them repairing their issues which requires Star maturing. They're a supercute and romantic couple when Star is being sensible.)

-Tom x Jackie (Jackie's pretty and has a cool down-to-earth skater personality that would match well with Tom's punkness and athleticism)

I was going to write more pairings, but no. Everything else sucks.

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Whatever it is, I can phonepost on pol

Apparently starco was close to happening but Marco ends up with Kelly instead? Wtf?

I'll give you the rundown.

Kelly episode:
Marco goes to Kelly's house. They have actually a great time together and reveal to each other that they like one another.

Blood Moon ep:
Marco starts off episode being bothered by finding everything Star does 'adorable'/perfect, and wants to get over his infatuation with her.

He decides the only way to solve it is to confess to her. Tom is in the room and doesn't get angry. He explains that they like each other because of the Blood Moon curse from, you know, that episode. the moon chose them and bound their souls together.

So they go to break the curse. It's unclear if the ritual actually worked, but at the end of it Marco and Star claim they no longer have feelings for each other. However, there's the general feeling that it's just cliffhangering it and they'll end up together later.

>Marco loves Star but wants to start a healthy relationshio with Kelly.
>Eclipsa is his confidant and suggests Marco not to get rid of those feelings (hardcore Starco shipper)
>He decides to confess and Tom claims he only loves Star because of the Blood Moon Curse.
>Star wants her soul and Marco's to be separated and they go through a ritual that transports them to an illusion of their dance.
>When Star realizes that the love they have for each other has nothing to do with the moon it's too late.
>Marco and Star forget what they made them fall in love with each other.
>Now they are just friends.

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I saw a a clip and the thing breaks right right star claims there might not even be a curse, just sounds like they'll end up together anyway

Yeah it sucks for me.
I'm really quite hoping the show will keep Tom x Star.
And I *really* don't want that upcoming Janna episode to mean that TomxJanna is the thing in store. I do not like Janna. i'm a girl who likes tom and don't want to self-insert as janna

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What's the point of this? Will there be a broken status quo if starco happens?

On one hand fuck you but on other I agree as Janna and Marco should be endgame

fuck Star and fuck all of Mewni and Kelly's world of "retarded fighting for any and all interactions/arrangements" Ponykingom, the shitty bird thieves.

fuck everything except Earth basically.

I love that this board exists lol and that people actually care for my opinions. That's super interesting though- why do you pair Janna x Marco? I pretty much NEVER see people rooting for them together.

>fuck Star
Why, because she's a complete asshole since like S3?

Also Mewni is a super shitty place ever since Eclipsa took over, so I agree. Fuck that shit. I hated those episodes which were obviously boring metaphors for racism reparations or something.
And those neighbors were super-ass annoying. I wanted them dead like Moon did.

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Janna seemed to exclusively mess with Marco, sure we can assume she fucks with everyone else but we really only saw that with Marco on a frequent basis.

plus she slapped his ass.

She barely respect Marco and you expect her to give a fuck about him? lmao
This is another stupid dragging out, hell, there are leaks of Tom destroying Marco's house.
Also there's a huge chance that Star will remember everything when she saw the photo booth.

>if starco happens
We're gonna get some bogus bittersweet "just friends" ending.

Mewman took over Monsters and as we saw with that family that lived in a giant house, didnt even really cultivate it, they just kept it the same due to ineptness. All of em are inept bigoted assholes.

The show is scared to do drama about Star and Marco being together so they use Tom and now they will use Kelly too.

>She barely respect Marco and you expect her to give a fuck about him?
Well, she used to care. The sudden lack of it (which started a while ago) is just a case of the writers deciding to dictate characters' personalities rather than having them realistically respond based on how they were initially set up.

You could have spoilered that Tom thing, but it's okay. Now I want a link if you have one.

I guess she's the only character who doesn't infuriate me these days. She's consistent and doesn't do anything outwardly retarded; in fact, she's drama-repellent since so far it's not been convenient to the writers to destroy her character for the sake of advancing the plot.

>All of em are inept bigoted assholes.
Kekekekek. this board is so much better than the subreddit

So what is a relationship?

>icarly fandom
I ain't even going to look down that rabbit hole

The best would be somewhere in the middle

>Globgor played the part of awful monster king to bring fear to mewmans that unjustifiably harrmed his monsters and to give hope to his followers. But he also geniunely did terrible things out of grief, anger, rage, and lack empathy towards individual Mewmans who didnt necessarily do wrong but still benefited from the wrong doings of other Mewmans or perhaps enabled and excused them.
Make him grey as fuck basically.

I'm gonna need a source on that.

>Well, she used to care.
The amount of times that she put Marco over him in s3 is hilarious, and worse when she blames him for knowing about the kiss.

I would shit on you for being a plebbitor but i'm just really tired of the shipping drama, enjoy, see this thread
boards.fireden.net/co/thread/105849422

Oh, it's in her tumblr logs, if she didn't delete it. I'd search, but I gotta go earn my daily shekels.

>Also Mewni is a super shitty place ever since Eclipsa took over

You've forgoten the shithole Mewni has always been then. It's been the focus of many episodes (pic related)

As a matter of fact I like it better now: looks cleaner, monsters have proper jobs, mewmans are done being lazy fucks/thieves and they have to learn to live on their own without being dependant...

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He's (somehow) convinced himself as of Lake House Fever that "it didn't mean anything" and that's why he refused to see the writing on the wall about the zombie relationship he's in. Seeing in the photo how into it they both are (and the very fact that Star kept the photo) could show him that's obviously not the case.

Thanks! Well wow, there you have it.
I mean, in a way I would enjoy seeing him get angry again since I think the writers have made emotionlessness too extreme so far.
It just sucks that it's going to come with the breakup. Also if he actually goes for the Diaz's house then his character will likely seem unredeemable since that's too much of a dick move.

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That's true. Honestly my dislike of monsters is that there are too many featured that are just gross/dumb so they're annoying to have on-screen. Which is also why I didn't like the Mewni neighbors since they also were insufferably annoying. I just don't like annoying characters period.

It seems like you're more just a Tom fan. You want Tomstar because Tom wants it. That's how most Tomstar shippers seem to be.

>episode gets a dark non sequitor ending without resolution
i love this shit

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I think that's fair, although I *do* like the dynamic between Tom and Star when the writers actually try to give it a chance.
Now they're trying to make Tom and Star seem completely unreasonable, so they make Star look like an insane asshole and Tom look like an extreme cuck.
IOW, and maybe I'm just butthurt, but the "true" Tom and Star pre-overpersonalitychanging via the show-writers was actually a fantastic pairing.

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So do we, Marco. So do we.

So it was Starco until the writers decided to do that retarded separation where the fuck are you /trash/ user, tell me again that the separation made sense and it wasn't an asspull for more drama after this episode
Still, i'm curious, why do you dislike Janna, i though all the females liked the gypsy with a cock.

Wait...

A Spell with No Name...that's Eclipsa's ligger-killing spell isn't it?

So a Septarian is gonna be around? Is Seth dead? Are we getting Toffee back? A new one?

One theory about Bloodmoon Curse is that its only showing true pairing and not actually doing the pairing, and Marco is just pretending to be curse free. Other theory is that Bloodmoon Curse works but they are still true pairing without it making it simply redundant. Either way Tom gets cucked.

Tom is gonna get Janna and you're gonna like it.

you missed the Quest Buy episode:

Janna has latent stirrings for Marco

user it will happen in the very last 5 mins of the show

You dont just make a hundred "badboy" versions of a male friend plus two baby versions of him with crotch stimulators for hands without having some sort of feeling for him.

You know, at first i saw this picture and was so pumped because maybe she is looking at the portrait where she fights Toffee.
But seeing the ilumination in her face, maybe she's witnessing Globgor's freedom.
Still, i want to believe the first so bad.

Nothing will ever match the S1 (and S2 before the love triangle hit) Star and Marco dynamic for me. I loved how they were like a couple without even realizing it. That's why even with there only being tiny moments left of it being what it used to be, I'll still always want Starco to happen.

Oh god Seddm please get help and shut up!

What if Tom’s grandpa is also a Starco shipper and helps Star and Marco get together to get over his guilt of losing the memory of falling in love with his wife?

Sorry to be dense, but are any of the characters canonically trans or something? I don't know why you refer to Janna as having a cock unless you're just a person with very colorful language.
I like Janna as a character; I just think she's not a romantically stirring personality. She's not sweet or passionate or caring enough, so it isn't satisfying to imagine her in a relationship with Tom. I thought Tom could use someone sweet kind and sensitive.

I agree the separation was dumb. I wish we had an alt-timeline version of this show where they just kept Star and Marco together and made the non-shipping plot more interesting to actually invest in.

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>Star will remember everything when she saw the photo booth

WHAT IF.

WHAT IF Star sees the photo...and can't remember that they took it? Which means THAT was the exact moment they actually fell in love with each other.

Also, saw this on the reddit.

Either way, I have a feeling the BMB wasn't the memory they lost and they fell in love somewhere else, and it's gonna be a surprise when they suddenly don't remember that one.

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking would hate that
I agree, but this may be the show-writers 'cleverly' throwing us off from realizing an incoming JannaXTom ship. I don't want it to happen but they suck enough to make it happen.

user, are you freaking out?

Those babies were creepy, what is wrong with Janna?

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A miserable pile of secrets.

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I agree.
I shipped them then too. They were such a naturally compatible duo. It was so sweet.
But then Marco became an asshole... before any other character did. An asshole and a douche.
Not only that but he's canonically like 50 years old and, in Tad's words, "could be crushing pizzas in other dimensions". Meaning that he probably fucking did, or in the very least had like 30 years of leading Hekapoo on.
Seriously the writers just wrote Marco into the biggest fucking dick and it completely sucked the romance RIGHT out of that shit.
But I can't even blame Marco anymore because eventually they started pulling the same moves with Star and Tom.
We'll never have our purity back.

I like how everyone calls Marco a 50-year-old man now

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Just realized Satina's mom and dad is basically just Tom's mom and dad

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I think Nefcy doesn't like Marco, or better said Marco is being forced by the execs, so nefcy doesnt care how the plots makes Marco look awful.

we haven't seen Comet's portrait yet, although I doubt they'd paint her getting skewered by Toffee. But I have a feeling it's Comet.

>Star learnt to be more open to negative feedback, not to hate or fear those under your protection and trust

Since fucking when?
When she killed the guy pointing out that she fucked her entire kingdom?
Or when she locked up everyone including the guy she had previously pointed out being innocent?
Or when she just attacks people for no reason?

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She literally based Marco on her husband.

When the final episode airs she is filing for divorce. This is all an overly elaborate way to break up with him.

HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA OMG SO RANDOM LIDKE IF YOU AGREE

And she is making a party themed with the episode that delayed Starco again for the 5 time

user all of those mewmans deserved it.

Does Adam even complain what they did with his character. Or Nefcy told him that he will have a badass moment in the last 10 seconds of the show.

Nothing, my kind of girl, dark and kind of messed up in the head.

She tells him that Marco is not based on him or only distantly.
And like Tom, he wants to believe.

that episode where marco was on Earth wearing his dumb cape was the most infuriating shit.

>or better said Marco is being forced by the execs
Link of her saying this??

That doesn't mean Daron based Star and Marco on her and Bobby's entire lives. They are bound to be a few liberties here and there between reality and fiction

Absolutely. And the next episode where he crashes Star's life and demands a better job than what she gives him.
He hasn't even earned the role of being her 'squire'. Tom otoh is fantastic at combat and saved their asses multiple times.
Oh and let's not forget that they made Marco is a crossdresser.

So he's a 50-year-old crossdresser.

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Eclipsa pointed out Star was in the wrong for doing that and gave her a lesson by freeing all of them.

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>Gets cheated on by girlfriend
Why am I not even surprised

oh no no no no

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She really hit peak troll with that, didn't she?

Adam is the voice actor, not her husband. He's REALLY into his role as Marco, and a massive Starco shipper.

He was a douche at the start of the show, but at this point I just think he deserves better.

Is there enough time left? How are they going to fall in love again? . I don't want them together for the sake of it, I want the magic of Starco, the one that makes me feel happy and optimistic not fucking angry and depressed. Yes I'm mad.

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>massive Starco shipper.
any links on this?
People keep providing behind the scenes knowledge and not linking.

>He hasn't even earned the role of being her 'squire'. Tom otoh is fantastic at combat and saved their asses multiple times.

I would hope that this isn't serious, but there's too many idiots out there to be sure.

Marco "earned" the role more than any of the actual squires, or the actual knights for that matter. He actually fought when Mewni was invaded, while the knights were all passed out drunk.

And seriously where the fuck was Tom during Battle for Mewni? Apparently "giving her space" due to thinking she's dating Marco, based on what he said in Club Snubbed. "Hopefully she doesn't get murdered while her kingdom's been overrun by that invading army, LOL."

Literally just browse Adam McArthur's Twitter. He's made no secret of it over the past 4+ years.

Hmmm. Okay, I'll give you that. What about the part where Marco is canonically a 50-year-old crossdresser?

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See

JanTom was a very popular ship back in S2 and it's gaining momentum again. Tom is a dreamy rapist and Janna is tumblr incarnated so it's a perfect match. Cotugno must be seething right now.

Stop talking bullshit about being 50 years old. The show does not asuume that he is 50 after all the trips he had, due to bad writing, but sadly, we have to accept that. And what's wrong with being a crossdresser?

Someone make a Starco version of this poster please.

he knows what happens. he's playing the part. he KNOWS.

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Yes, there is enough time.

>And what's wrong with being a crossdresser?
Flanderization, that was a gag for an episode or two, and now he actually likes dressing up like a princess.

The male lead of the original draft looked more like a typical female-aimed male lead, a paternalistic ass that belittle and denigrate the female lead for her own good because she's a fucking mess so he's always at top. Disney execs want relatable male leads, especially around female leads because they don't want kids to think a princess cartoon/movie is for girls, see Tangled, Frozen, Moana, etc.

So it looks like I won't be able to do the live streams anymore due to my internet getting cut off today. It was a great ride and I hope you find someone else to stream for you guys. I love you all.

April Fools

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Not him but dude, Marco said he "had his first gray hair". He's definitely at least 50 at this point.

i wish this was true faggot

So. Something we haven't talked much about.

Janna hypnotized Marco for 14 hours, with them ending up in the girls' bathroom after. And she was trying to get him to forget his attraction to Star.

WHAT DID SHE DO TO HIM?

This is exploitable for a Between Friends-like what-if. Imagine...Janna sucking off Marco, doing things to him...exposing herself, getting him with other girls, maybe guys, to try to get him to forget Star. This is fucking exploitable. CHICKENBUTT.

this...this is why Janna is best girl.

The fandom is dead.

>Cotugno must be seething right now.
Why?

Actually the crossdressing thing is because of a trauma that Nefcy had, she had a friend that crossdressed but because of that she could never see him again, probably thanks to his parents.
Still in the show is fucking annoying already, i give you that.

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She has been pushing turning Janna into a lesbian for so long that many people started to accept it as a fact already

>the entire Starco thing was due to a curse
Holy shit this writing is worse than Steven Universe.

>inb4 butthurt shipper
No, I dont give a fuck about the relationships all I care about is animation time wasted on this trash.

Honestly If I was Marco Id no longer be friends with Janna holy shit that is creepy.

>8
But...this doesnt make sense, NOTHING Janna has done, or said has in anyway implied she was into girls. If anything almost ALL her interactions with Marco have shown she has a thing for HIM.

No wonder baby Meteora instinctively attacks him, she can smell his flanderized ass from a mile.

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>She has been pushing turning Janna into a lesbian
Is there any proof of this?
I like all this behind the scenes drama.

Marco has never been friend with Janna. She's Star's friend and Marco's stalker.

Oh, but when Eclipsa does it it's okay.

We're running into 'japanese loli is actually a 10k year old dragon' issues.
In at least 1 dimension Marco is a fully grown adult man who may or may not crossdress.
In other dimensions he is a passing crossdressing teenager who only needs long hair and a dress to convince people he's a girl, and he likes doing so.

Eclipsa did what?

Does what? Eclipsa doesnt even give a shit about Marco.

If Marco and Star had consensual sex, it would be ok.

But if Marco and Star had consensual sex in Hekapoo’s dimension, would it be ok?

B-but Janna has a hat and she isn't overtly girly so that must mean she's a lesbian. Her favorite color is pink for god's sake, definitely a proof. Besides, representation is more important than characterization and consistence. Starfan13 doesn't count, she's ugly and barely appear.

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Hekapoo is beyond a pedophile she is probably thousands of years old.

No
It would be great!

>lesbian
She molests Marco on screen.

Tom literally jobbed against Mina and Meteora hard, like everyone in this fucking show.
After the Moon destroyed Marco's life Tom should be sucking his and Jackie dick.

Wtf happened to this show, its managing itself to be a bigger shitstorm with its shipping bs in less seasons than Adventure Time did.

Isn't it the one Solaria made but never cast? Something to do with wand destruction, possibly Whispering Spell related.

That's bullshit, but I believe it.

B-but muh representation. Won't somebody please think of the queer children?

That and the fact that they are trying to pack topics that are way too dense for just 12 minute segments and then one 24 minute one every so often. If each episode filled a half hour time slot we'd get some better writing instead of a bunch of storyboard artists trying to wrap everything up in 12 minutes and leaving shit hastily done. That's why none of the characters get any decent development. I love this show but it's become a massive shitstorm

You can do amazing piece of shit if you try to subvert expectations without a good reason, in this case you have infinite amount of dragging out.

I'm 32, and I've had a gray hair here and there for a couple years now.

Eclipsa cares deeply about Marco and the latest episodes proved it.

It's the healthiest and purest bond he shares right now.

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What if they are in the middle of consensual sex and suddenly are transported to Hekapoo’s dimension?

There’s a resolution in of those episodes where Marco recognizes his arrogance, if you don’t like that medium of character growth fine, but don’t continue to be pissy about it acting like those resolutions don’t exist

Sorry to hear that.

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Reminder that STARCO IS DEAD

Marco you fool, you used separation stone and it made Monster Arm free.

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People get gray hair pretty early in their life, you can notice first one as early as 16, its when its noticable from afar is when you really get gray hair. And hey at least not balding?

are you a NEET?

Did you watch the other half of the season 3 or season 4 for that matter because Marco isn’t an asshole anymore and has been taking account of his mistakes, anyone with half a brain can notice it, your complaint would make sense if we were a year ago but your traumatized by one episode

Eclipsa has a fetish for regressing people into babies and it is OUT OF CONTROL

Since when was Marco an asshole? Hes a pussy.

Oh so thats why that spell exists.

Considering the anonymity behind the author, we have no way of knowing that for sure.

Ransogram would say otherwise or his fighting in Kelly’s world
But if you say it then it must be true

It’s rare for a Disney show to acknowledge women have reproductive organs at all, let alone are impacted by them in real time (whether in a joking or serious manner).

Compared to the actual assholes in this show hes a fucking pussy. He never asserts himself with Star and lets her walk all over him. The entire thing with Tom also would have gone differently if he was an asshole he would actually brag about liking Star rather than apologize like a cuck.

Imagine Marco inside Star, a portal to Hekapoo's dimension open. They waddle over to the portal, cross it and BOOM instant Stargasm thanks to being suddenly stretched beyond what she's normally used to.

>amazing piece of shit if you try to subvert expectations without a good reason

case in point

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I wanted to punch that motherfucker so hard. His smug, “I’m doing so much better” attitude was annoying as hell.

In communication theory, we call this The Spiral of Silence. It’s something that’s been observed for awhile. Although thankfully, not everyone confirms.

In ransogram he disagrees with star and desires to rebuild for his mistakes, in the curse of the blood moon he confronts star again in front of Tom because he is willing to resolve the matter of the curse.
But yeah keep using buzzwords I’m sure that is better than actual evidence

Thats how guys who get pussy act user. I like the fact he doesnt give a shit about Marco being around his used goods.

I’ve always disliked Janna, but to find she hypnotized him into hating nachos was pretty fucked.

Yeah. Going gray isn't an all at once situation, and "first gray hair" certainly doesn't mean "at least fifty". Still rather messed up that he has spent so much time as an adult though.

He is joking.
Black Velvet Inferno is a killing spell and only half-worked that time because of the magic combo Meteora had within her. The outcome Eclipsa expected was Meteora's total anihilation.

She hasn't transformed anybody else in a baby.

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Not gonna lie, watched just the "I'm baby Marco with wheels for hands wweeeeeeeee" bit like 12 times last night while high laughing my ass off

Not him, It's obvious that the development is there, but the squire thing is really tiresome, the character development is really slow, i really hope after this he will finally protest against her orders.
I would expect the same from Tom but he is still a doormat for now.

If there is anything you should learn in sophomore slump, night life, monster arm, toffee, and curse of the blood moon is that you should never invest into anything too big otherwise you’re gonna be here complaining about it

It’s the first link under “Cotugno 2”

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Well, in the first draft, Star was also autistic. She was a Norma girl who genuinely believed she was magical.

I wish.

So killing interest by resetting progress? sure, this last episode already did that, well way before that, i'm only waiting to see how it ends.

Incredible, how the suits can actually make a series work more than the retard creatives who supposedly knows better.

Honestly how would you rewrite this show minus shipping bullshit?

Id introduce actual forces of evil.

>what if it's not the curse?
>*get memory erased*
Fuck this was sad, and i don't even like Starco.
...Can't believe the show is ending in may....I-I don't want it to end, i'm not ready...Nefcy won't end everything right? it's not completely over right?!

I think the Dis Irae user had a good vibe for it.

Why does Star speak in the same language as Marco?

They're all dead.

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Why is Star a separate species but completely identical to a human?