>Be Derek
>Have your girlfriend turn into a sexy giantess
>Not have sex with her
This guy misses his chance big-time
Be Derek
William Martin
Julian Thompson
How do you know he didnt.
Henry Murphy
He literally sends her away in the movie. Also
>Man obsessed with fame does not want relationship with world's bustiest woman
Let's be honest, any scum worth their salt would see an opportunity instantly, if not an entire array of them.
Michael Morgan
I wonder if Doctor Cockroach ever got up in there.
Logan Kelly
>LOLOL I MAEK THREAD ABOUT SECKS WITH KARTOON KARACTER
>AM I LE COOL YET REDIT?
Go back to last decade
Isaiah Perry
Movies like this make me feel real bad women that big don't actually exist.
Adrian Gutierrez
You're my new favorite user.
Lucas Smith
what was with the whole thing where her 'monster name' was clearly alluded to as being 'Bridezilla' but nobody every says it?
Like it felt like they were building up to a joke or moment that never came
Thomas Baker
This, except genuinely and authentically and unironically.
Especially when it comes to an uncommon fetish that only brain-damaged degenerates like us possess. Normal people have no interest in big girls, and their lives are better off for it. If God gave me a choice between making myself normal or continuing this hollow hopeless existence where my greatest fantasies could never come true, I would choose normalcy in a heartbeat.
Jacob Davis
where the fuck do you think we are?
Lincoln Adams
>big-time
I saw what you did there.
Camden Adams
>giant sized girlfriend
>normal sized boyfriend
>sex
How?
Samuel Johnson
Adam Gutierrez
>calls other peopld reddit
>unironically uses the word cringe
If not even redditors can put up eith your sorry ass i don’t know why you think anyone here would.
Ethan Rivera
You sound like a tremoundous self-pittying faggot who needs to get over himself.
Ryan Allen
Spelunking
Wyatt Kelly
I doubt it would be particularly satisfying for either of them. Like trying to get off by sticking your cock between a pair of sagging mattresses or using a dildo the size of a 3.5mm headphone jack.
Chase Johnson
Gabriel Myers
Sometimes you got to be willing to make it work man.
Jacob Young
Josiah King
>Not exploring every inch of her
I don't get it
Hunter Williams