Alright, we're running late and need to get this going, so sorry Pyromancer. POST YOUR MAGICS! BUT NO THEY ARE NO MATCH FOR NECROMANCY! OR ASTA! ASTA BEATS EVERYONE! TIME FOR SKELETONS!
Take a tiny sip when: -Asta yells for no reason (2 drinks if he yells about friendship) -Asta doesn't understand a basic thing -Asta says he'll be the wizard king -Asta has gooey shoujo eyes (2 drinks if anyone else has them, unless they're always like that) -"Oh it's magic, you can just cut through it, Asta!" -Someone's surprised about the sword and/or doesn't understand Asta's power -Someone who didn't care about Asta at first suddenly likes him or thinks he's "interesting" -Someone highlights Asta's bad qualities -Yuno reacts blankly to something -Noelle acts tsun -Luck calls something "fun" -Nero (the bird) nests in Asta's hair -Finral (the spatial magic guy) flirts with a girl -The wizard king fangirls about magic -Yami (the Black Bulls' leader) has a moodswing -Someone talks shit about the Black Bulls -Something new and black shows up -Royalty calls a peasant a peasant, or calls themselves royalty -Peasants call themselves peasants, or society's hierarchy is otherwise mentioned. -"Hayai!" -There is an attempt at fanservice -There's a flashback -There's obvious "hidden" foreshadowing -There's contrived shipteasing -There's unnecessarily long side character exposition -Someone tries to make a badass one-liner -Someone talks shit about Noelle for not being able to control her magic -Someone's a dick for no reason (drink again if it only happened as a setup for Asta to beat the shit out of them) Take a full shot when: *There's a declaration of rivalry *The battle is won or someone gets a powerup from the power of friendship *Nero (the bird) is used for plot convenience *A shot or plot idea is nearly identical to that of another anime
Remember kids, Naruto was the first show to ever have the MC borrow power from a demon sealed inside them. This is a ripoff and you have to hate it to be cool. You also have to hate Naruto because that is also cool.
Oliver Ward
>one wing BELLS, FROGS, BIG CHERRIES
Joseph Nguyen
I forgot what's happening and this makes no sense to me.
Brayden Martinez
>hope >happiness >love >fortune >THE DEVIL
Or something I wasnt listening Also cool animation
Xavier Wood
The secret is loving what you do. Then doing it as hard as you can.
This is still currently his only form. I don't think he's going to get multiple forms but he's gonna master this one and probably going to get more weapons as the series progresses.
i suffer from low self esteem and constant feelings of inescapable loneliness and inadequacy and I find it easier to project my hatred of myself onto women as a collective rather than admit that my current lack of meaningful human relationships is mainly due to my many personal flaws
Jack Cook
we'd be in paradise right now if adam had been less weird about switching up sex positions every now and then
Yup. In one case he is special because of mutation he has no magic. It's the fact he has zero magic and an autistic will that he can wield his weapons in this world having no magic is rarer than having low magic
Sebastian Lee
SAO promos thus far >kittytoe swings a sword >kittytoe swings a sword at a tree >kittytoe swings a sword at goblins >kittytoe swings a sword at humans >kittytoe takes a nappy while Asuna yells ERROR: Cycle broken. Episode deleted >kittytoe swings a sword at a woman >Yugio swings a sword at some guy
>my friends help me be stronger >only wins because oe of his enemies with whom he had a temporary alliance helps him, mostly out of boredom What did he mean by this?
On the bright side, SAO will finish its current episodes fastwr
Parker Thomas
I still like Soul Eater's Anime ending where they point out "You know, having these special ultra moves and bloodlines kinda sucks the impact out of a character's courage at the end of the day"
Robert Jackson
Well, at least this means we'll burn through Diarrhealization in just a few weeks instead of several.
Or commit suicide before.
Thomas Perry
Lilith was first
Gabriel Harris
The animators that were hired for this episode are amateur twitter animators believe it or not hence the poorly paced animation and timing.
Kayden Taylor
Vampire Hunter D
Easton Brown
good animation
zero coreography
Parker Reed
Cute feet.
Isaiah Turner
But their alliance made him stronger.
Checkmate, atheist.
Lucas Thompson
>laughs in manga Hahahaha
Henry Gutierrez
It doesn't help that Magic is so barely explained and that they both exhibited power that no other character had until this point
Daniel Howard
Is one explination for the dual genesis stories. That which gave rise to Lillith.
She wanted to be an equal, and to be ontop during sex. So, she was kicked out, and became a demon killing babies.
11:00 Dragon Ball Super 104 (of 131) >A TRANSCENDENT LIGHT-SPEED BATTLE ERUPTS! GOKU AND HIT'S UNITED FRONT!! 11:30 Boruto 25 (of -) >BORUTO AND SARADA 12:00 My Hero Academia 43 (of 64) >DRIVE IT HOME, IRON FIST!!! 12:30 Sword Art Online: Alicization 7 (of 18) >SWORDCRAFT ACADEMY 1:00 Sword Art Online: Alicization 8 (of 18) >SWORDMAN'S PRIDE 1:30 JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 29 (of 39) >HIGHWAY GO GO PART 2 2:00 Black Clover 63 (of --) >NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST 2:30 Hunter X Hunter 136 (out of 148) >HOMECOMING X AND X TRUE NAME 3:00 Naruto Shitpuden 243 (of 500) >LAND AHOY! IS THIS THE ISLAND OF PARADISE? 3:30 Attack On Titan 17 (of 12) >FIRST BATTLE: THE STRUGGLE FOR TROST PART 1 Week 357 of Toonami
>Ratings for 3/23 11:00 DB:Super: 895,000 11:30 Boruto: 602,000 12:00 My Hero: 505,000 12:30 Sword Art Online: 406,000 1:00 Megalobox: 378,000 1:30 JoJo: 357,000 2:00 Black Clover: 343,000 2:30 Hunter: 315,000 3:00 Naruto: 335,000 3:30 AoT: 255,000
So how long until the manga reveals that he is actually somehow related to someone really fucking special, destroying this whole gimmick? I'll always remember when Naruto pulled that shit with the Fourth Hokage being his dad.
Blake Gray
Would I miss much if I picked it up from this story arc?
Lucas Young
I find these terms... acceptable.
Austin Ross
>crystals embedded in your body shatter that must be painful
James Brooks
Stop doing this retarded posting thing.
Charles Sanders
One hour of SAO? Papa Bones has better stories than this.
He would've lost multiple times if it weren't for his friends conveniently popping up to help the fact that he cant do much unless he can get close and some good hits.
It's more like he knows how to actually use his fucking moves.
He only has one new sword now. Each one has different properties but they all come from the same book. The new one basically heals people from magical ailments like possession and what not. There is only one demon still.
Wyatt Perez
He's unlocked his Sasuke curse mark mutation form!
Zachary Jackson
LOL I LOVE THIS SHOW
Jace Perry
asta with that skinner "pathetic" face
Aiden Gomez
>devil power doesn't corrupt him to kill
Fucking lol
Jace Gomez
>IT'S BETTER I KEEP YOU ALIVE AND SUFFERING THEN GIVE YOU THE SATISFACTION OF DEATH
Asta beat the Ninetails already? Didn't that take multiple seasons for Naruto?
Kayden Lee
>i like the pressure weighted blankets are the best
Ian Ross
>no gf to get black out drunk with and have her collapse on top of me THIS FUCKING HURTS!
Adrian Sanders
Was the guy that just talked to Asta the same red headed guy who was walking around shirtless and the women kept getting pissy at him? Why did he show up for a second
Cameron Watson
You mean the parts where the other characters heavily depended on him and asked "Where's Asta?" when he wasn't on screen?
Jose Lee
It really doesn't seem like that's what they're leading to at this point. Asta is just a genetic freak and is the only one able to use these swords without actively hurting himself. He wasn't chosen in anyway and I don't think they're even gonna explain who his parents were or where he came from.
Kayden Sanchez
>garterbelts on that redhead muh dick
Henry Wood
>Everyone calling it demon. Guys the thing inside his book was a DEVIL. The thing the First Wizard King killed was a DEMON. They're different, and it's important much later in the manga..
She seems too powerful to live, who is going to deliver her the nuke?
Nolan Bell
Friends, comrades, Asta needs your help! Use the wishing skeleton and wish that he overpowers the witch queens' control! Please, I beg of you! THAT EPISODE WAS FUCKING AWESOME! IT MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE YET!
She is hot but a bitch, I would be willing to do this.
Operation Black Dick Clover is a go.
Justin Nguyen
Dates back to Ultraman. Eiji Tsubaraya was a rare Catholic Japanese man. He would slip crosses into his series, which influenced Toku, which influenced EVA, which influenced anime in general.
I think at this rate I'll just quit after Jojo ends if Promised Neverland doesn't end up being interesting. HxH's last interesting arc finished and nothing else on the block is worth watching.
Sebastian Turner
I loved the mustache night. That was even funnier than the farting April Fools night.
Justin Price
She's a foreigner who can speak Japanese Doesn't have one
Charles Price
A girl wouldn't care about her dad's boomer music, she'd be getting fucked by every man instead of listening to her dad's music in college.
Leo Davis
Blood crows.
Hudson Cruz
I think Noelle suddenly getting the Valkyrie Dress mid-battle when she could barely do the Mana skin thing a little bit before was kinda bullshit But that's my opinion, I just don't feel it was earned. Anyway my post is irrelavent right now because I didn't know the episode would end there woops. Vanessa's get outta jail free card is bullshit here but only here so far since they've handicapped it since this.
Dylan Ward
Bless ArcSys for discovering that new artystle for Xrd, I just love it in motion it never gets old
Dylan White
Every horror movie ad pisses me off. Also what is it with Amazon ads focusing so heavily on women? Even the prime ones had those series of stay at home dad ones where 2 had the mom come home from work bitching that she had a tough day at work and the dad has cuts and bruises from trying to keep his retarded daughter out of trouble and they just listen to music as compensation.
Is there an actual sentient evil demon inside his book, or is it just a concentration of anti-magic that manifests itself in his mind as a big evil shadow Asta like Bleach with Hollow Ichigo?
Noelle has always been super talented with a huge amount of mana as well as being hard working, not to mention her mother had a very similar powerup. Vanessa's powerpu was being foreshadowed for a long long time Actual DEVIL
Julian Green
Yes. This is the wrapup episode.
Jeremiah Lee
If you want to get technical, it dates back even further to actual history
Marketers are focusing on women and minorities more now that they are making more money. They used to focus solely on white males because we had all the good jobs and money. But now women and minorities are being foisted into high positions so they have cash to spend. And they're also more easily swayed by marketing so it's a win-win for the advertisers.
Landon Bennett
How long ago has she gotten the dick? She is such a bitch that I think she needs regularly dickings from shotas every week or so.
Leo Wood
I remember this Good shit
Juan Clark
>Hina lived
Neat.
Kevin Davis
He murdered a bunch of innocent people and cops and got away with it
that ant head ant is ganna get loved hard by the lobster..
Owen Watson
Wasn't Gyro a ruthless dictator who used his country as an engine to propagate suffering both locally and globally?
Kayden Price
She's the kid who died at the start of the arc, a year and a half ago. Her brother was the winged one who brought Netero to the queen. She wants to go back to her family.
Isaiah Long
>The lolis lived I guess there is some justice in this world after all
I'm really surprised that the Hunter Association didn't insist on doing that, since I'm pretty sure Chimera Ants can fuck their way into making more ants and I don't know if it's guaranteed that they'll never produce a Meruem-class ant.
No one trusts the news in those countries. They are deeply corrupt.
Asher Sanders
I'm just now catching up on HxH because I'm dumb and thought it was a gay show. I got myself just past the point where they lost to Knuckle and Shoot. Did I speed watch too much or did it completely skip how their fights actually ended? I admit I was pretty drunk while speed watching so I likely skipped an episode.
Adrian Flores
>ive brought your daughter back >shes a disgusting mute insect now lol
Levi Jones
;_;
Xavier Foster
YOU'RE GARBAGE SCUM PIECES OF CRAP!
Ian Miller
No I think it basically ended with gon and killua realizing they just weren't up to snuff
You did see killua taking the mind control thing out of his forehead right?
He became that ant that befriended the hunters and is taking char of the queens last baby
Jason Moore
A misfiring of your empathy instinct. This defect in the human creature often leads to the destruction of civilizations.
Wyatt Cox
Nah man. Only a chimera queen could give birth to a mereum kinda ant. They're at best probably just gonna just have higher base stats assuming If they can have children.
Joshua Butler
That was my thought. It's fluid and looks to be done on at a good frame rate but I could barely tell what Asta and Ladros' positions were half the time. The constant camera movement and the poorly detailed backgrounds gave the whole scene a poor sense of space.
