Why did people think this movie was bad again?
Why did people think this movie was bad again?
Juan Lee
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Josiah Ross
Because Popeye died for this
Logan Ross
because outside of that one frame it's not very good.
Leo Green
Yeah, waifufaggotry isn't a valid reason why I should like this, OP. Try again.
Owen Rivera
what movie?
Grayson Jackson
like everything else from that movie, that looks fucking horrifying
Camden Ortiz
One attractive woman doesnt make a movie
Jeremiah Perez
is this Blade Runner 2049?
Luke Lee
>shad
Hunter Thompson
Waifufags are the worst thing about this board.
Luis Gonzalez
>shit story
>shit characters
>”ooh, i’m so quirky TwT i don’t fit in with the other EMJIs!”
>tailored with ads
>not even fun for kids
John Walker
Why does Yea Forums only shit on male characters for being quirky now? This is one of the lower levels of quirky at that.
Logan Wilson
Friendly reminder she ended up in recycle bin to be deleted
Jacob Cook
Reminder to OP that I went into this with my best friend expecting a total diarrhea-fest to laugh at and the movie wasn't even bad enough to merit that. It's a total fucking nothing movie. People thought it was bad because it was, you fucking moron.
Ryder Rivera
it wasn't good, that being said.
I really think its dumb how everyone acted the way they did over it, we used to get cartoons from the simplest and dumbest of things in the 90's/80's all the time when they were popular, almost everyone has a phone these days and use occasional emojis and everyone knows what they are, it was an expected path for basic business to take no matter how shitty it may be...
Liam Wood
Just make a thread for the girl. Don't do that shit where you take some girl from an awful webcomic, find a shot where she's "sexy", and then make an OP like "what do we think about Rebecca's Hard Life and Men Hurting Her"
Robert Mitchell
>How do you do, fellow kids?
Julian Allen
>I really think its dumb how everyone acted the way they did over it
It wasn't even that bad. The first announcement got attention but after that it was just a bunch of "its dumb and shilling"
Camden Ward
>shills: Yea Forums loves anything with a waifu!
Bentley Bailey
I WANT THE GIANT JUST DANCE WOMAN TO EAT ME SO BAD FUUUUUUUCK
Lincoln Long
Yeah i saw it with my nephew when baby sitting him. Is it shocking adults watch cartoons on Yea Forums ?
Jacob Foster
Parker Flores
Just Dance girl should have been the main character
How do you do a movie about a qt dancing girl having her spirit crushed and having to deal with the inevitability of her death
Josiah Hall
>Just Dance girl should have been the main character
and be more annoying?
Evan Thompson
If I read correctly this movie had the largest number of product placement ads in history. 200+
Zachary Rogers
That design is fucking awful.
Juan Peterson
/thread
Aiden Reyes
Emoji Movie
Hunter Walker
Bad plot and obviously bandwagoning off the 1st Lego Movie's success, which is a shame since some of the character designs looked cute. Although the eyes on the main characters looked awful, I think there's a redesign that fixes that though. I also kinda wanted to fuck the devil emoji.
Jesus christ, what's up with the feet?
Adam Foster
No it isn't.
Robert Lee
I'm sorry that you're a waifufag.
Colton Martinez
FUCK
Jace Foster
What?
Cameron Ortiz
>I also kinda wanted to fuck the devil emoji.
Why? It's a literal red ball. Do you get off to dodge balls too user?
Mason Lopez
Shadman happened. He can't draw feet to save his life.
Gavin Richardson
The only good thing about it was animation, everything else sucked
Camden Parker
how are they related?
Xavier Peterson
If memory serves, Sony was originally going to make a Popeye movie directed by Genndy Tartakovsky and it would've looked like this:
youtube.com
However,because of internal politics at Sony, the Popeye movie was cancelled and we got The Emoji Movie instead
Elijah Taylor
>Do you get off to dodge balls too user?
I got an erection in gym class when i was being pummeled with them.
Bentley Powell
Yeah I think this is probably the most disappointing aspect to this movie. It wasn’t one of those so bad it’s good movies. It was just really boring and unfunny.
The movie is obviously shit, didn’t realize joking around was banned
Jack Ortiz
>didn’t realize joking around was banned
dont even try and fucking pull this shit, fuck you you god damn faggot
Kayden Walker
The movie is sub par at best and just plain bad at the most extreme case. Did I like it? No I thought it was fucking stupid and bland.
Connor Wilson
>They actually Patrick Stewart to voice a literal piece of shit
why
Adrian Taylor
His art is so fucking ugly.
Daniel King
It is better than Teen Titans Go to The Movies though. Doesn't try to rely on constant shock value and pissing you off.
Jackson Nelson
I watched this movie on Netflix because how people were memeing it to be the worst thing ever, but in the end it was just a meh movie. DreamWorks has done worse than this. So explain the memes? Is it really just memes and over reaction outrage culture?
Austin Powell
This is a blue board you fucking skj, n mnkvcjghdturikl,umhnthjktugl897tb8r679foyilgkj with a cherry on top.
Wyatt Hill
This is a blue board you idiot.
Dominic Johnson
Eat my dick
John Morgan
I do hope whatever retard made that desicion got fired for it
Oliver Sanchez
desu i like how he draws feet
Charles Smith
Hahahahahahaah wouldn't it have been funny if she used her giant butt to squish all of the emojis ahahahahahahahaha and then she takes over the phone as a sexy seductive Her-like A.I ahahahahahahaa
Julian Wright
IMO this has nothing to do with male characters being quirky. if a male guy is the funny guy, go for it. it's just that the movie was SO cookie cutter, the first time i saw it i could just predict what happens next.
Elijah Bailey
To be fair Popeye wouldn't have smoked or punched or anything cool, it's the current year.
Austin Hernandez
>you look lonely
Benjamin Hill
>user tries to shill a movie to justify having a waifu
Dylan Long
I mean, judging by that one picture, looks like a pretty high tier waifu though.
Connor Johnson
off by one
Robert Butler
Tell us what you specifically like about feet. We can crack this.
Benjamin Long
Angel Hall
Logan Diaz
>>They actually Patrick Stewart to voice a literal piece of shit
>why
Because Sir Pat Stew wanted a silly role that his grand daughter would enjoy
Daniel Peterson
Post more screenshots of her.
Jordan White
Great fairy?
Jaxson Thompson
Hudson Long
Isaac Anderson
Fun fact! That's the same reason why Billy Bob Thorton is one of the english dub voice actors for Princess Mononoke. He wanted to be in a movie that his kids could see.
Kind of Ironic that he got cast in one of the only Ghibli films rated PG-13.
Brayden Hughes
He was already beating the shit out if invading pirates on the pilot. Lack of gratuitous cartoon violence would not have been an issue.
Adam Barnes
She deserved a better movie
Luke Cooper
Not everyone wants to be eaten by a giant woman, user. Your tastes cloud your judgement.
Tyler Howard
Not that user but I don’t want to be eaten by a giant woman. I just a wholesome relationship with one
Owen Russell
And it was the protagonist's fault. The main character of the movie got the girl and her app deleted. Nobody cared or pointed it out in the movie, though.
Juan Lewis
With pleasure
Cameron Martinez
Josiah Hughes
Daniel Ramirez
Noah Cruz
Lincoln Roberts
John Hall
ugly
Aaron Adams
Christian Moore
Rude
Adrian Kelly
Cooper Walker
True as it may be an obscure waifu thread would have been a better route to take it.
Charles Allen
Isaac Evans
Connor Powell
Wyatt Evans
>that crotch
Austin Williams
Wow, she's thicc
Connor Taylor
Is there a crossover art of her and that replicant from 2049?
Jonathan Jenkins
I love her so much bros
Asher Kelly
Charles Perez
She's like a terrible version of Ulala
Juan Ward
Cooper Perry
Hunter Moore
>tfw no digital giantess gf to facesit you
Benjamin Morris
And that's it bros. Feel free to post more of best girl from worst movie.
Henry Reyes
ITS NOT FUCKIGN FAIR
Angel Jackson
It doesn't respect its own rules and it's kind of stupid on how it understands technology, creative license or not.
Charles Myers
Well I do. Preferably looking at me like this before she does so.
Lincoln Moore
I think that's the worst part. When you've got a film being made explicitly for product placement combined with TJ Miller descending into self-parody and Sony's marketing campaign managing to be both completely out-of-touch and extra at the same time you expect some kind of beautiful disaster, or at least Sausage Party-tier trainwreck. Instead the movie is just kind of a generically bad kid's movie.
Jayden Bennett
What a butt
Angel Price
what is this
Jordan Barnes
this
I hate the decision but I understand it. There's no way a popeye movie would have made half the money that emoji shit did
Robert Carter
Akiko Glitter
Jack Phillips
wait... is this?
Nolan Clark
They don't ;)
Isaiah Nguyen
Ryan Russell
Jacob Jackson
James Hill
Jose Wood
Lucas Brown
Benjamin Brooks
Landon Butler
Robert Allen
Christopher Williams
Man, BR 2049 left a huge impression on Yea Forums, bigger than any other movie
Juan Nguyen
no
Sebastian Cook
this clip alone is better than whole emoji film
Cooper Scott
Are you sure about that?
Ayden Lee
Her hips are divine in all three of these.
Jackson Walker
>that dude dumping porn
based
Evan Phillips
>she looks like she's doing a YouTube review of Steven universe.
Jace Wood
Jaxon Hall
Logan Allen
Nathaniel Wilson
Nicholas Wilson
is this considered giantess?
Luke Barnes
Luke Gutierrez
Aiden Mitchell
Adrian Perry
Matthew Young
Christian Gray
wish i could like all the porn in here
Anthony Walker
>just watched wreckit ralph
>its literally just emoji movie with a higher budget
i thought id hate yes and i actually loved her during the film. i really wanted to see her get WRECKED by ralph while maybe jerks off in the corner
Nolan White
i was expecting this movie to be mediocre, so i was pretty surprised when it was actually shit.
Justin Edwards
it also didnt help that both ralph and vannelope were both assholes
ralph being an idiot who would ruin a game WHILE it was being played by a person and vanellope basically screwing over the people of sugar rush just because she was bored
Luke Harris
Leo Ramirez
Brody Lewis
Brody Fisher
Bentley Nelson
Caleb Young
Brandon Ortiz
Jayden Mitchell
Thomas Bell
Brayden Lopez
Oliver Nelson
Eli Robinson
Juan Foster
Nathan Price
Oliver Cox
Henry Rodriguez
Easton Powell
Robert Ramirez
Logan Rivera
Angel Bell
The blue-haired emoji bitches about how all female emojis are princesses even though non-princess female emojis exist, like Smiler and Gene's mom.
Thomas Jenkins
does she? I thought she was just ashamed of her own emoji
Hunter Reyes
TOO CUTE
Noah Wood
those thieves!
Brody Howard
The movie is objectively bad. It's The Lego Movie mixed with Wreck-It Ralph, but with smartphones, and it doesn't really know what its message is even supposed to be, since their whole society is at risk of being completely destroyed if "our protagonist" is himself, and the love interest who isn't even a real emoji wants to not be herself because Hollywood feminism. Plus, all the shameless product placement that makes it way to obviously a giant string of back to back advertisements people had to literally PAY to watch if they didn't pirate it, steal it, or know somebody who owned a copy of it already, AND the only thing keeping it from being illegal is the fact that it's a movie and not a webseries or something else where they would have to be way more clear about paid sponsorship.
Yeah, Lego Movie was essentially a big ads for its products, but at least it had a story that could stand on its own without all the "buy lego sets and merchandise" that came with it, and again, it knew what it wanted to be, unlike this trainwreck that's more indecisive than Mario Galaxy and not even half as unironically enjoyable.
And there's so many obvious errors with the "research" that went into it.
"Piracy app"
Yeah, because that would totally be on the app store for more than a few days! Nothing wrong there, move along, those faces you text people with are totally in games they weren't in before and you didn't do an update, they're just there now, and now they're gone, off to the next app!
Okay, just calm down, calm down, it's fine, it's not that bad, it's not that bad, it's that bad, it keeps getting worse the more you think of it WHYINTHENAMEOFGODDIDANYBODYTHINKTHISWASOKAY!
I need to watch something decent.
Like Batman & Robin.
Carter Wright
I think the biggest issue (Of the film's many issues) was a lack of focus. They kept jumping from one thing to the next and no moment really had the desired impact the filmmakers probably wanted.
Oh, and I want to fuck Yesss
Elijah Price
>Flashbacks
POOP JOKES
POOP JOKES AND ABORTED ARCS EVERYWHERE FUCK
Also is there genuine fanart of this movie
Andrew Roberts
We were so innocent back then.
Levi Rivera
You see any of the porn in this thread?
Dominic Ward
ouch
this is fucking great
Carson Reed
I think the "genuine" part of that was referring to the "fan" part of fanart, not the "art" part of it.
Anthony Barnes
Luke Wood
>Watched a bad movie
>It wasn't fun
You can only blame yourself for that
Robert Adams
Not this movie, not even for a million one scene wonders and waifus
Camden Price
The eyes on the emoji (not necessarily the pink hair chick) have that satanic quality, in common with furry artwork.