As a kid I always thought it was unrealistic to expect an attractive woman to fall in love with a beast like Swamp Thing. As an adult I realized a lot of women would totally date Swampy. Does Yea Forums agree.?
As a kid I always thought it was unrealistic to expect an attractive woman to fall in love with a beast like Swamp...
Jason Morales
Justin Martin
He is not a manlet, so yes.
Kevin Wilson
yes not even for bad or fetishy reasons. most women are dying to find a guy thats lives a even remotely interesting life
Liam Hernandez
Yes
I would probably fuck him
Xavier Ross
Obviously. Think of all the possibilities.
Jaxon Evans
how the hell should i know?
Logan Allen
he's probably a very good lover.
Levi Sanders
I heard he's pretty edible, too (though not in that sense).
Like, you could eat off of him like a giving tree.
Gabriel Howard
Can't he basically turn himself into any plant form he wants? Dude can basically turn himself into a muscular flower garden with free weed and cocaine.
Daniel Ross
How the hell would Swamp Thing grow cocainum if he doesn't have any methyl in his body, genius?
Brody Brown
You got me. I'm not actually an expert in drug chemistry or production.
Eli Hernandez
I'd love to compare my Man-Thing with his Swamp Thing, if you get my meaning.
Bentley Gutierrez
Yeah. Sure.
Leo Hall
Swampy can synthesize organic compounds, at some point he created magical orgasm spores to bang his gf
William Long
That, in and of itself, makes more sense than it should.
But the ability to synthesize may be overly supstitious, as Swamp Thing would insufflate it as its bioavailability by insufflation is around 60-80%.
It may also seem a little too perplexing because Swamp Thing isn't the type of character who'd go hungry to get coke injected into him. Based on his environment in the swamp, it may be a little difficult to insufflate such large portions of nitrogen.
Austin Gonzalez
The better question is who wouldn't date swamp thing when the sex is like this:
Henry Gutierrez
Hunter Davis
I'm not a woman and I'd date Swamp Thing.
Lucas Sanders
Bentley Gonzalez
Anthony Taylor
Henry King
dude it's a fucking comic book
it's fiction
it's made up
it doesn't have to make sense
Gavin Wilson
Logan Nguyen
>How the hell would Swamp Thing grow cocainum if he doesn't have any methyl in his body, genius?
Comics. Duh. Also he's a god, I'm sure he can handle a few molecules.
Jackson Lee
Ryan Rivera
Ethan Wood
lots of women like steve buscemi