This is the rest of a webcomic about boobs
Previous thread
Busty Girl Problems
Christian Rogers
Austin Martinez
Robert Allen
Liam Hall
Logan Jackson
Justin Gomez
Aiden Reyes
Owen Hill
Logan Cook
Bentley Murphy
Nathaniel Morgan
Jace Barnes
I love boobs.
Brandon Fisher
Camden Hill
Don’t we all?
Samuel Thompson
Camden Watson
Dominic Lopez
Ryder Cooper
Jackson Rivera
This is a good thread
Connor Turner
Easton Baker
Hudson Barnes
Connor Lopez
Gabriel Brooks
That's a problem for literally anyone.
Jaxson Cook
Jason Brown
When femanons post in these sort of threads with actual information about dealing with their boobs is pretty cool. Its actually informative to hear about.
James Bennett
Guy with big boob fetish problems: Otherwise beautiful girls with small boobs don't turn you on.
Alexander Martinez
Edutainment is always the best form of media, my man
I can’t help but think they’re either larping or ugly, though, because I conditioned myself to not trust you clowns
Jaxon Rodriguez
Evan Morales
Blake Parker
Jaxon Morales
Nolan Bailey
There are no women on the internet, you fags. Except for me, of course.
Adrian Moore
Wyatt Perez
Julian King
Chase Robinson
I don't get it
Juan Gray
But I met my old girlfriend on the internet AND she let me touch her big boobs.
Andrew Evans
Adam Robinson
Justin Sullivan
your diaper fur bear hookup doesn't count, and neither do his huge moobs.
Caleb Peterson
Why do people keep trying to push the lie that these cavemen belong in society?
Kayden Collins
Gabriel James
Hey now, don’t be rude
Ethan Price
Brown girl, tan bra.
Gabriel Hall
Connor Wright
She's black and the "nude" bra doesn't blend in with her skin
Lucas Cruz
Sebastian King
As someone who's an AA cup I'm literally seething rn
Caleb Moore
blue vein is cute! Cute!
Ayden Perry
Robert Kelly
You're probably pretty in other ways. Probably. Sorry if uggo.
Liam James
Have I got a relevant comic you
Logan Collins
Tiny dicks or flat chests, not all of us on this Earth are destined for greatness.
Hudson Ortiz
You're posting ones from the previous thread.
Ethan Moore
There’s a few breast envy comics
Luis Harris
Can I get uhhh nudes of her?
Blake Harris
Oh yeah
Jacob Walker
Jordan Ramirez
Would you rather have a girl have an AA cup naturally or a fake C cup?
Does it change your opinion if they went to an expensive surgeon who gave me "natural" results?
Leo Flores
Be proud to be an agent of justice.
Jose Davis
She doesn’t do those
Caleb Russell
And?
>She's black and the "nude" bra doesn't blend in with her skin
Is it supposed to?
Elijah Adams
What makes you think I have a choice?
washingtonpost.com
Robert Williams
More of a natural guy myself
Any real man of taste who just really likes girls doesn’t need big tiddy to like tiddy
Sebastian Bailey
I was asking for myself I've been considering surgery for a while
Jack Sullivan
Julian Watson
I'd rather an AA cup girl than natural C cup.
Jaxon Jones
What do you think the point of a 'nude bra' is.
Adam Young
How would you feel about a man getting penis enlargement surgery, or leg lengthening surgery? If you're fine with that hypothetical man then he would be fine with you, and you should do whatever makes you happy.
Dylan Garcia
Christian Gonzalez
I would be fine with it if it looked natural
Benjamin Adams
James Powell
Do people actually do that?
Ethan Long
Oh jeez
Jonathan Baker
Jayden Morales
Do bras really break that often?
Wyatt Thompson
>Tfw you never hear of underwire bras
Liam Taylor
Yeah that comic is kinda weird
Dylan Watson
Jayden Scott
That's just a silhouette. We all have them.
Jonathan Morgan
What's all that shit on her shirt?
Liam Carter
>Big boob fetish
That’s just a preference user.
You should never settle for anything less than you want- unless you’re a beardo. I don’t know what those guys do. Ren fair?
Juan Cruz
Do you have a silhouette with fat tits?
Daniel Diaz
Nathan Lewis
Isaac Diaz
Colton King
It's amazing the artist never gets better at telling a joke.
Ethan Peterson
Gen x geezer here, in the late 80’s when I first started working it was a thing. A girl I knew quit a job over it. Our boss asked her show a little more leg.
Baby boomers, man.
Dylan Torres
Didn't someone make a parody of this with guys with cartoonishly oversized dicks having accidents(the punchline/catchphrase was always "oh jeez"), and the boob problems author got bent out of shape about it?
Nathaniel Miller
You know what's cool. Jennette Goldstein of Aliens fame has a store where she sells bras for women with massive tits.
Daniel Allen
It’s almost like she’s used to getting by on her looks.
Tyler Brown
I don't know why but suddenly I feel like literally buttering up cleavage is the best lubricant for titfucking.
Dylan Scott
>the boob problems author got bent out of shape about it?
What a poor sport.
John Murphy
>and the boob problems author got bent out of shape about it?
This part sounds more like a fantasy than reality.
Connor Hall
She didn’t get super bent out of shape, she just kind of deemed it silly and moved on
She did think it was kind of childish, though, so maybe she was a little miffed
Thomas Myers
Now that's just fucking gross
Dylan White
>my boob comics are SERIOUS BUSINESS
>MS Paint doodle dick comics are SILLY
Alexander Price
Connor Johnson
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't understand most of this shit even if did have big breasts or if I were a woman for that matter.
Easton Diaz
LONDON
Landon Hughes
I'm assuming it's ash. Either that or she's a terrible cook
Elijah Nelson
Thats not a fair comparison. Your dicks gotta be big enough to be a functional tool. Tit size just attracts different sets of people. I like flatter or more petite girls over titty monsters, and where as woman can prefer larger or smaller dicks, that scales like 5-7 and is mostly about girth anyway. If you got a pencil dick then master foreplay, its your best hope.
William Scott
the greatest pleasure of all is to be able to suck your own nipples
Zachary Jackson
I mean... if you're suddenly fucking in a kitchen sure, but wouldn't actual lube work better?
Jacob Sanders
Dylan James
someone draw a "busty girl perks" comic about this
Alexander Smith
Chestlets, when will they learn?
Asher Parker
You're really insistent on making a mountain out of a molehill.
Colton Parker
>Not "being able to suck your own dick"
Tyler Lewis
God I fucking love this on a girl.
Robert Mitchell
most of this is Tryingtoohard the comic. The writer goes to weird lenghts to try to portray stuff as issues that just comes off as "BTW I have nice juicy tits"
Like some of those are pretty much :" WHEN FOOD FALL ON YOUR HUGE FAT TATS AND PEOPLE STARE LOL AM I RIGHT GIRLS?"
Isaac Foster
I didn't choose this!!!!
Logan Butler
Don’t bring logistics into my fetishes
Thomas Scott
Oliver Torres
Fake only looks good in clothes. If you care more about what other people think then I guess thats for you. If you actually want you partner to look good naked then natural tits always beat fake. Especially with how they age and discolor. They just look fucking terrible naked, theyre expensive, and come with a list of potential health issues.
Anyone who thinks thats worth it have assbackwards priorities and again, only care about what strangers think about their body with clothes on.
Brody Torres
What said.
Maybe I WANT my dick to taste like butter and my cum to taste like pineapples.
Leo Green
Angel Thomas
Josiah Long
Do chicks that flat even need to wear bras?
Sebastian Richardson
I just realized like half of these are the exact same "clothes/bras don't fit right" problem.
Tailors are a thing you know.
Parker Parker
Aren't a lot of them user-submitted suggestions?
Henry Collins
...
Gavin Phillips
Be like Miyako from Hidamari Sketch; don't buy a bra until your boobs stop growing.
Jordan Anderson
Itty bitty kitty sitting inna pair of titty
Jason Kelly
stairs are the worst with big boobs. I literally have to hold my chest every time I go to my upstairs bathroom without a bra on
Noah Phillips
Michael Bailey
I do for two reasons, one my nipples don't show through my shirt and two the padding makes me look like an A cup
Carter Clark
Would superheroines be incapable of fighting villainy if the Evil Genius built a device that stole all the bras in the city?
Michael Walker
Started working out and now my pecs do that sometimes
It’s a good feel
Bentley Garcia
I don't know, part of me thinks that too but I also think a lot of girls get those fake bimbo tits so people think all of them look fake.
I've been looking on a site with a really respected doctor and his look real, they don't look like pornstar tits..
Thomas Harris
Jaxon James
Not being able to see the steps you have left and missing the last one is worse.
Landon Reyes
Fellow AA just accept it and enjoy wearing oversized hoodies without having to put a bra on
Maybe it’s just me but I really like wearing a sportbra and being flat as a table
David Nelson
The problem with a lot of fake tits is that women just get them way too fucking big and it ends up stretching them in horribly unnatural ways.
With a good doctor and not getting too greedy fake tits can look almost real,
Adrian Price
I have no idea, im calling it as I see it.
If big titty girls are sending these in that makes it worst because its downright bragging.
Camden Taylor
I would chose you user.
Ethan Edwards
How many songs can you play on ukulele
Zachary Jones
>tfw remembering my ex who couldn't fill out an A-cup but wore it anyway to make her boobs look a little bigger
Grayson Green
Charles Taylor
You realize they're jokes right? No need to get triggered.
Cameron Lee
She’s not a fucking pokemon
Thomas Parker
>Not being able to fill out an A-cup
Are you children or """girls"""?
Robert Roberts
>I've been looking on a site with a really respected doctor and his look real, they don't look like pornstar tits..
It's a literal health risk and not worth it. Just learn to accept it, like all the manlets did.
Joseph Allen
No, but my would be gf.
Julian Gutierrez
Geez, user. Calm your tits! This isn’t anything to get worked cup about. Bust cool down a little, brah! Tit’s not that big of a deal.
Leo Richardson
>Just learn to accept it, like all the manlets did.
David White
And dicklets. Im to scared to get a gf, lol.
Grayson Howard
Henry Howard
I'm also really tall so I get self-conscious that I'll look like a boy if I do stuff like that.
That's a concern too. I actually think C might be too big coming from where I'm at. I'm that pathetic lmao.
Noah Thompson
Got a pencil dick here. Barely 5 inches and pretty thin, damn stereotypical Asian blood of mine. Very demoralizing when you got something that doesn't pleases a woman.
Easton Hughes
Man RDJ is such a wuss, literally standing on tiptoes in group photos with his peers.
Elijah Cruz
Tyler Carter
Reminder that momokun did this and it was really weird
Christopher Stewart
Oh man I always loved these comics, I deal with this shit on a daily basis
Eli Ramirez
This is anime.
Where all the girls are grabbing each others the second they are alone.
William Long
>My mom was also like this at my age and then became a D cup over the years somehow
After she got pregnant maybe?
Asher Moore
O GEEZE
but seriously it's pathetic that so much of snoy/co/ take those seriously and actually like them, you are fucking cancer, and deserve death
Angel Long
Key here is almost real. There will be a scar, either under the tit, around the nipple, or in your pits.
You’re right about going to big, but if your starting flat EVERY size up is gonna stretch that skin to hell.
And there is always something in there, a good squeeze and you realize theres something behind that boobie.
It really comes down to the kind of person you wanna present and what kind of person you want to attract. If you want to be and be with the kind of person that spends a lot of money on something purely for vanity that comes with health risks, I think it sends a lot of messages about your priorities. Better to just be yourself, if you think you might have to get surgery to feel good about your body you then you probably have self esteem issues, and your efforts will be better spent working on a positive outlook and living a healthy lifestyle so you feel better.
I have some family/friends that went down the road of fixing the outside and ignoring whats inside, and they just find something else on their body they want to change.
Hunter Roberts
Whatever flatly mcflatterson
Gabriel Wilson
Oh sister I feel that
John Price
No man. I don't give a shit if you're the same gender, that still sexual harassment and I don't abide by that.
Wyatt Diaz
>tall and flat
LONDON
Ryder Peterson
Ethan Gonzalez
Maybe. I've tried taking stuff that's supposed to make your boobs big like you're pregnant but that didn't anything either.
I guess you're right. It just kinda sucks, I didn't ask for this you know?
Grayson Green
Chase Gutierrez
Adrian Lee
>tfw 30x34 pant size
I think I can sort sympathize with this shit, I have never found jeans that fit perfectly, such is lanklet life.
Oliver Evans
Forearm workout!
Jaxon Martinez
Trying eating a little more. In women fat tends to accumulate around the chest and hips, so if you go a little over your necessary calorie intake, but not enough to get fat, that might help a bit.
The problem with that being your metabolism slows down as you age.
Sebastian Nelson
Henry Collins
Focus that forplay game my dude. Dont give up just know that theres a loving hole for every dick, just gotta work on what you can and never get bitter. Bitter is a repellent to making connections with new people...that and poor hygiene.
Also I have personally been with a woman who prefers small. Im a big guy down there and me and her didnt work out cause she liked tiny, believe it or not. So a hot girl didnt work out with a big dick cause she wanted a much smaller size to be comfortable riding it harder. If a girl like that exists you dicklets cannot lose hope, ya’ll just gotta find eachother.
Theres a hole for every dick, theres a dick for every hole... cept lesbians they work out their own math.
Isaiah Foster
Landon Barnes
30x36 user here. Shit sucks being primarily legs.
Aiden Hall
One idea I had for a BE story is the character descending stairs and being shocked that she can't see her feet, panicking, and falling down the staircase.
Benjamin Wood
>genuinely enjoying stuff is cancer on Yea Forums
There is your problem.
Chase Clark
I think I inherited weird genes from my mom. Even my aunt looked like a normal kid but my mom was really tall and looked super skinny.
I start getting a stomach when I eat a lot so I stay around almost underweight weight.
Jacob Martin
A simple punchline tortured to death. Sad.
Luis Adams
You're reposting a lot of these.
Easton Phillips
Apologies
Joshua Barnes
Guest comics!
Joseph Rivera
And by comics, I mean 3
Cameron Ramirez
>desperately trying to hold in a shit until my boner goes away so it won't dip in the water
Oh jeez.
Ethan Reyes
No one asks for their body. I got a weird patch of hair on my lower back.
You just try to rock what you got, confidence really is sexy.
Its never sexy watching someone trying to be something they arent, its usually very sad, rarely adorable, but never sexy!
You wont care about your tiny tits when you connect with someone and really like eachother, and your tits wont really matter when you meet that person. If anyone truly believes that tit size will hurt your chances with a good partner or something like that, thats crazy horseshit.
If its all just down to liking what you personally see in the mirror, well you cant change your body type in a way that doesnt involve a knife and stiches, it hardly seems more worth it than learning to love your body.
I wouldnt worry about your tit size, dick size, or any of it. Ive met girls that prefer a micro penis, which as a well endowed guy was a huge shock. I personally would pick honey lemon over gogo (tough call but I like what I like), so just chin up and learn to love your body, because theres almost 8 billion people on this planet and anyone reading this is fetish level sexy to at least someone.
Noah Bell
>boner pointing downwards
What a genuine shitpost. Just relax and enjoy some comics, or find another thread which won't get you so agitated.
Owen Jenkins
There are 3
Dylan Lopez
Brayden Scott
Just squat and get an ass like all the other insecure women if it bothers you that much although I gotta admit I enjoy tit bullying far too much. You're tall, just get any random dating app and dick will rain on you.
>I know you have to get them replaced every year, what other health risks besides that
It's a foreign body in your organism, and in a sensitive area that sags and is constantly moving. It will never feel okay. I've heard fat injections are a thing, so maybe that's a good alternative. I've seen/touched from A to E cups, it's such a faget thing to type but I find tits to be far too beautiful to be cut up and stuffed like a turkey just to get validation from strangers.
Matthew Perry
First off, gravity is a thing. Second, do you really think it's a good idea do have my dick sticking up out of the toilet while shitting, which will naturally include some pissing? Third, Big Dick Problems goes hand in hand with this comic, and the two should be enjoyed together as tradition dictates.
Oliver Young
Kek, reminds me off a jolly fat guy in my friendgroup who always manages to reveal his asscrack when his pants sag when he gets drunk of his ass, we always try to throw stuff in it.
He doesnt mind.
Isaiah Jenkins
You're such a fucking liar, you can't even make up your mind whether it's pointing up or down. At this point, I'm just going to assume that your dick is too tiny to ever reach the water.
Brandon Murphy
Bentley Bennett
>Just squat and get an ass like all the other insecure women if it bothers you that much
I'm trying!
>You're tall, just get any random dating app and dick will rain on you
You misunderstand, I'm weirdly tall.
Anthony Campbell
>You misunderstand, I'm weirdly tall.
That's fine too.
Daniel Allen
>I enjoy tit bullying far too much
Patrician.
Blake Adams
It feels like everyone has SOMETHING though, like a really good feature they can be proud of. And I don't feel like I have any of that.
I guess I'll just do squats, I already bike maybe having a butt will make me feel better.
Dylan Fisher
Daniel Ramirez
I once read that frequent breast and nipple stimulation might help. But I did read that in regards to keeping larger breasts after weening kids off breastmilk so...
Lucas Rivera
Are you a woman? You can move a dick around. Not as much or as easily when it's hard, but it can be pointed in different directions and held there by the legs. I could choose between having it down in the toilet so the pee goes where it needs to, or just let it stick straight out. If I do the first it goes in the water, if I do the second there will be pee everywhere.
Cameron Williams
Thomas Torres
I'm pushing 6'0
I mentioned it in passing to a nurse while I was the doctor recently and she said "oh it's okay my daughter is 5'10 and she can't get any boy to date her". Thanks, real helpful.
Austin Baker
You should bully womanlets
Tyler Cooper
There's actually pills you can take to induce lactation but I think I'd feel like a weirdo going down that route.
Chase Scott
Squats are gods gifts to butts.
And you have something, you’re really tall!
Looks like this guys already into you.
Are you over 6 feet?
Oliver Bell
BULLY
Gabriel Butler
That's not weirdly tall. Even if you're self-conscious about your appearance and don't feel like a model, you're still in model territory. It's only an issue if you refuse to date shorter people.
Jackson Gomez
6'0.5. I say "pushing 6'0" because it gets less gasps from people in person.
Jackson Foster
Guy with actual big dick here. If its even semi hard you aint cramming that fucking thing in a toilet when you sit, it wont fucking fit no matter how you try and point it. You just pee with your erection before you sit and shit.
Stop being dumb.
James Hall
I can confirm that me flat ex's chest did get about half a cup size bigger when our sexy times involved a lot of rubbing and licking.
Austin Campbell
Pffff, 6 foot isn't that tall. That's actually AVERAGE size for women in some Scandinavian countries.
Revel in your height. I love towering over others, being big is great. Yeah, I'm a man, but there are plenty of men who like tall.
David Edwards
I don't but men seem kind of intimidated by me so I've been trying girls for a little while and have gotten a little more success.
I actually have been to Amsterdam and it was so great, honestly. Almost all the girls I saw were taller than me.
Jonathan Wood
That’s not super tall. Definitely over average, but 6 feet is pretty cool
Logan Ramirez
not that often but when it does its usually the worst time
it also sucks becuase if you dont have another one in that color you gotta go break in a new one and deal with finding it in your size
Daniel Phillips
Aaron Hughes
>I've been trying girls for a little while
This story is beginning to sound fake, like someone's horny fantasy.
Best of luck to you, tallflat. May you someday find someone who makes you feel happy with your body.
Nicholas Ward
I can still move mine at the base if I'm not completely diamonds to the point where it's difficult to pee at all. But you're right, I can't get it in the toilet unless I'm hovering over the seat or okay with having it in the water and rubbing against the side of the bowl. Which is why I waited until the boner was gone as I said in the first post.
Ryder Nelson
Zachary Foster
Not for me, but I shave full Picard while showering.
Just wish I could be assed to do it once or twice a week, so it wouldn't take me half an hour when I finally do get around to it.
Joseph Taylor
I'll take the one on the right
Gabriel James
Jack Morris
William Mitchell
Since we're complaining about tall people relationship issues I'm gonna use this opportunity to bitch.
I see all kinda of stereotypes and jokes about tall guys getting al the women, and I just want to assure people it's bullshit. I'm 6'2" and I haven't been on a date in months, hell almost a year, and haven't had sex in several years.
Kayden Jackson
John James
I’m 5’9 so I don’t know if you’re taller than me I guess I never had a problem with looking like a boy since I have a really small waist and decent hips
Nolan Walker
For people with big boobs, yeah. I feel bad for my gf because her size is kind of weird, she has a smaller band size, but a larger cup size, so it’s almost impossible for her to find a bra unless it’s from a specialty store or special ordered. One time she spent 70 bucks on a really nice one that finally felt good for her, but the wire broke after maybe a month and started stabbing her in the side.
Gavin Hughes
Christian White
I don't mean going to bars and picking up chicks lol I'm in a relationship and it's pretty boring aside from it not being straight I guess
That second one is too androgynous for me
I'm 6'0
Hudson Jackson
Still don't believe you, sorry. Your first post claimed that your dick is inside the toilet, and now you admit that you would have to force it there. Nobody willingly forces their erection inside the toilet to dip it in the water and rub it on the sides.
Landon Hill
Adrian Sanders
Boo-hoo-hoo, you're on a website with people who never had any sex at all. You're still ahead of the curve.
Cooper Lee
>That second one is too androgynous for me
Gay
Jason Price
Easton Allen
Nigga just stand and pee then sit n shit. The fuck you on about, what filthy little scumbag rubs his dick around in a toilet bowl?
You want big dick problems? It didnt fit and we ended up not working out. Big dick problems arent fun, theyre tragic.
Everyone else in the world thinks you got something magical, its just a dick, I still gotta get a girl to sleep with me before anyone sees the damn thing, getting a boner in public can get me arrested, and half the women who actually do end up seeing it dont want something that big,
>>Itle stretch me out to much
>>it doesnt fit
>>I just get to tired/worn out, I think I prefer smaller, Im sorry
Fuck life! And fuck dicklets and fuck their envy! You have no idea!
Mason Hernandez
>femanons
>implying
Everyone on the internet is a guy, until evidence to the contrary has been provided. Said evidence must be in the form of timestamped tits, otherwise it's void.
Adam Howard
Yeah, but now I know what it feels like, so in a way its way worse.
I'm so lonely and horny all the time... And I'm not all that young anymore either. I just turned 30.
Cameron Reed
Levi Miller
Okay this happens even if you dont have tits
David Collins
>big tits and small tits comics
>no big ass comic
it hurts when you're an ass man
Joseph Bennett
>in the form of timestamped tits
I think that's the problem for the women in this thread, they don't have tits!
Christopher Reyes
I wish I could draw because these girls are too fucking cute
Dylan Taylor
>He doesn’t stand up to shit
Lmaoing at your life
Kevin Campbell
My favorite part when treating myself at a salon
Hudson Long
I bet that "chick" transitioned to male
Jordan Lopez
Loomis
Jacob Anderson
They really are, man
John Morgan
I was not on the toilet. I needed to shit, but was waiting until my boner was gone so my dick wouldn't end up in the water. I needed to have my (flaccid) dick in the toilet (but not in the water) so I wouldn't get pee everywhere while shitting. I don't know how I can make this any clearer.
>Nigga just stand and pee then sit n shit.
I think you're underestimating how badly I was holding it in. If I had tried to just pee there would have also been shit coming out.
>It didnt fit and we ended up not working out
I've dealt with that. Fucking terrifying not knowing how bad it was going to be the first time trying until she screamed and there was blood from tearing her.
Jack Turner
Go to be Kramer
Jonathan Morris
>I was not on the toilet
>while shitting
Fuck off, liar.
Kayden Reed
I’m not sure how that’d work, since ass doesn’t really cause much problems other than sometimes your clothes get stretched out weird and those string tightener things get real shorter
Benjamin Baker
>other people who need very thin but long jeans
Don't even think about trying women's jeans, they have no crotch room at all.
Gabriel Ward
im surprised this artist has never done a joke about having to move something out of the way when trying to get something
Daniel Reyes
Jeremiah Baker
WHERE'S THE JOKE, RAMPAIGE?
Nolan Anderson
You know, I’ve got 234 of these saved and I don’t think I’ve seen one of those
Jeremiah Perez
test
Levi Thompson
No, it’s okay. When she does it, it’s cute and quirky.
Benjamin Phillips
Sebastian Hill
I was holding in the shit until the boner was gone. I've said this three times.
Robert Scott
Christian Rivera
>sleeping bra
I've learned something today.
Easton Russell
Wait I thought women don't wear bras to sleep
Brandon Butler
Bentley Flores
Even Rampaige has a better sense of humor than Cho.
Charles Howard
Andrew Lopez
Elijah Butler
Ryder Hill
WTF I love Mozilla Firefox now.
Hunter Clark
William Scott
Jack Cruz
You had to shit so bad that you couldnt pee first standing because you might shit yourself, but you also could wait until your boner went down?
>>tearing her
Full retard.
Juan Davis
Leo Perez
Not suppose to, could lead to cancer. Its a bad habbit a lot of girls get into after their boobs come in.
Imagine if our balls didnt drop until randomly one day around 9-14? Your sleeping comfy for years and suddenly you gotta change how fast you can sit.
Zachary Gomez
He also couldn't just sit on the toilet and wait it out. He had to remain standing the entire time. Because, you know, if he sits on the toilet then his erection will fall into the water.
Charles Williams
I’m almost out
Jacob Richardson
Hudson Perez
Tyler Scott
I was good as long as I was holding it. Relaxing to pee would also mean relaxing to shit.
Was sitting on my bed.
Michael Ortiz
>>Bending full eract penis to point down whilst sitting
Not without a serious fracture
Luis Wilson
Carter Evans
I'm not the only one that sees two legs and a pair of balls on that phone case, am I?
Julian Sullivan
Ian Allen
Grayson Murphy
>wrong Terra
Yikes.
Gabriel Taylor
Xavier Nguyen
The other Terra isn't flat, though.
Caleb Wilson
Charles Scott
chad
Landon Cook
Short hair is a CUTE
Dylan Gray
why not Frankenstein a bra?
Mason Howard
Would be much funnier if the second panel was just titty-chan covering her cleavage. The badly-drawn action just distracts from this punchline.
Kevin Lopez
If you custom order your bra could you get one that had different cups that fit both
Eli Smith
Dialate
Andrew Gutierrez
I choose not. "Put up with" sounds better.
Lincoln Campbell
Jack Williams
That's a perk.
Luke Anderson
That's
A really good question actually
There's probably a custom bra maker
Eli Evans
anymore of the ones with hijabi hotties?
Jordan Ortiz
I think that's just you sweetheart
Grayson Clark
now you're not.
Jacob Cox
Nah
Grayson Gomez
I saw it too. The art style itself looks like it's done with lewdity though.
Ian Martinez
>I TOLD YOU ABOUT FAT TITS, BRO!!
>IWARNED YOU DOG!
Adam Fisher
This is animal abuse
Jeremiah Torres
Jose Wright
>Straining bras
Somehow it's sexier than the big tiddies themselves.
Nolan Kelly
A lot of theses girls got that simple drawn sexiness going on
Cooper Cooper
Right?
Camden Jones
Ian Jenkins
Brayden Lee
Liam Lee
Surely no one will fall for an early April Fools joke. Surely.
Josiah Wilson
Noah Richardson
Oliver Collins
And yet I've never been more envious
Jose Ortiz
Bentley Richardson
Oh yeah gonna use a few of theses
Ian Murphy
Oh so this is the roleplay thead
Bentley Moore
Why not just use your shoulder though?
Jeremiah Kelly
Nude bras are used when a shirt is see through, but they usually stick to basic shades of Caucasian and not brown, especially with the big cup sizes
Michael Reed
Not elbows? How high is your microwave?
Anthony Price
It's a Monty Python reference.
Michael Moore
Colton Ramirez
I know that but it just repeats the "tracts of land = tits lol" gag from the movie (and without going through the build-up to the gag or the recurrence of it). What does the comic do on its own?
Isaiah Myers
Because to men tits represent sex appeal and depicting tits breaking clothes shows the woman's sexiness being too great to contain or conceal.
Zachary Roberts
The joke is the woman's reaction. It isn't a good joke because it's written by a woman.
Thomas Murphy
You’re not very smart, user-kun
Aiden Phillips
David Bennett
Samuel Murphy
She's getting really lazy with these.
Dylan Howard
And with that, I’m out of comics I haven’t already posted
Luis Jackson
So I’m just gonna post some cute girls and lurk
Joseph Baker
Someone saw that animated Swan Princess movie
Jason Moore
thanks OP. You the man
Austin Evans
Aiden Rogers
Yeah no problem
Thomas Lopez
Oop
Jeremiah Robinson
>boob fetish
Now everything is a fetish??
Jackson Parker
Just push the book up, dum dum.
Logan Rivera
Anthony Rivera
what? I don't get it.
William Powell
Larger bras are more expensive, so you're likely to end up with 2-3 you wear constantly. This constant wear and tear plus the heavier weight they have to deal with means they're going to break faster.
I'm pretty sure is meant to be the hook coming loose, though. Bras that can be converted to different styles have little fabric loops to attach the straps to, with enough wear these loops become loose and sometimes your strap will make a break for it so you have to go to the bathroom to re-attach it (and thus be late). It's the worst when it's on the back hook, then you have to take off the whole bra to fix it.
Eli Roberts
Isaac Thomas
Its clearly about prostitution
Owen Cruz
Grayson Sanders
I like how there are multiple comics about how men don't understand that despite trying to be nice they come across as insulting
Samuel Peterson
Living in a college dorm with a single bathroom she is running to the shower but big tits makes running awkward
Brandon Fisher
Brandon Nguyen
This guy knew exactly what he was doing
Asher Wilson
That's literally the same problems as this comic.
Besides, big asses have their own problems.
Michael Martin
This one seems like it's missing context. What does she think he'd stare at other than the boobs?
Eli Gonzalez
Elijah Long
Whats a particular example of BIG ASS PROBLEMS then?
Having trouble finding jeans you can fit into?
Wyatt Powell
Her necklace
David Nguyen
Ethan Morgan
One piece swim suits > bikinis
Hunter Rivera
Pink hair?
Benjamin Clark
That is one. My personal irk is putting on new underwear as you need to break into them like shoes.
Another one is good ole' sexual harassment as apparently having a big as is enough reason to have a yonk grope you.
And don't even get me started on bicycle seats.
Juan Lopez
Camden Lopez
Hudson Long
Get beefy and be an Amazon.
Jayden Peterson
Jordan Jackson
Cooper Watson
Bentley Perry
In case you were wondering, Paige looks like this
Jonathan Turner
I can only think of a couple "Big Ass Problems" that aren't just "buying clothes is hard"
>if you sit in tub when it's filling/draining your ass forms a dam
>can't go on some rollercoasters
Jacob Sullivan
Being a busty girl myself, one of the definite problems is when I am ballgagged and I drool and all the saliva droppings fall on my boobs and create a big wet spot on my shirt.
Nathan Hall
No this is Paige
Levi Williams
My gf has so many fucking bras I had to buy two dressers. This is actually real shit
Chase Barnes
Obviously you should be topless so it pools in your cleavage.
Liam Walker
Ha ha
Brayden Davis
Obviously it's her lucky star bottle cap. He only needs a few more to appease Festus.
Chase Myers
Big ass problems include:
-finding jeans that fit your ass but are small enough for your waist because you’re not a hamplanet
-hitting things (I hit the little kids I work with way more than I should because they stand close)
-bending things you put in your back pocket, I’ve lost two bank cards this way
-underwear riding low because your under cheeks start to eat them
-water slides aren’t as fast because your ass drags and you lose speed because of the resistance
Ian Martinez
Olive oil is better.
Jason Allen
Sitting in a chair with arm rests and then having it go with you when you stand up
Matthew Gutierrez
?
Wyatt White
>anime shirts
Sebastian Clark
that's a black person "problem", not a busty one
Angel Thompson
no shame in being part of the Itty bitty titty committee.
Luis Lopez
>-inding jeans that fit your ass but are small enough for your waist
this so fucking much
its never the waist that gets me its always the god damned hips
Adrian Lee
Breast envy is cute.
Lincoln Cox
Where’s the hung dude problems comic?
Elijah Martinez
Do skirts and dresses help alleviate the problem? Or do they come with their own issues?
Asher Thompson
If you are desperate on the booty front rubbing fish oil into it helps, but smells like, well, fish.
Isaac Morris
Yeah. That's the look of a person that spends hour after hour making dozens of comics for #relatableboobproblems.
Connor Parker
Be funny if she did a comic about her nips being sore after getting sucked on for an hour straight haha
David Nelson
Michael Sullivan
>jogging without compression shorts
>anything without compression shorts
>can’t wear skinny jeans
>people only fucking you for your dick
>gossip
>groping from random drunk people.
There, I covered everything.
Daniel Robinson
Oh also erections are impossible to hide.
Jason Morales
>>Im upset that Im judged for having tiny breasts
>>But its not about the breasts!
Im not falling for that shit.
Wouldnt be complaining about having tiny tits then.
If you have small tits, and are upset that people like big tits, but it doesnt come from envy, then whyd you bring it up, what do you want? People to not like big tits? Why would that matter to you if it doesnt effect you?
Also that insecure psychosis that people have, where if someone is into a feature you have that its somehow insulting because its not the feature you wanted them to compliment?
Bringin up tits and looking for compliments on your mind is like bringing sports and wanting compliments on your cooking.
Chase Reed
A few of these are just a busty coat of paint on a general problem. I don't mind it so much, most are focused on the main subject. I'll admit that one's quite off base though, unless it's a shitty way if conveying the "bigger bras tend to be uglier/have less variety" issue.
Blake Brooks
The comic is about not wanting to be objectified you nonce. People prefer being complimented on their big busty brains.
Henry Thomas
>People prefer being complimented on their big busty brains.
[citation needed]
John Perez
The issue is being judged (presumably treated worse than bustier women) for having small tits in a situation where you'd rather be weighed by your (self-considered) finer values. Hearing, essentially, "don't worry, my shallowness doesn't exclude your body type from being important," doesn't do much to make a gal feel better. Consider not liking the looks you get for a nasty face scar, and someone saying "it's fine I think scars are cool" the idea is you'd like to be seen deeper than appearance.
Jace Lee
I think it’s more like a parabola. Not being complimented on something sucks, being complimented on stuff occasionally feels good, and being complimented on stuff all the time makes you think that is the only thing about you that people care about.
William Sanders
>The comic is about not wanting to be objectified
Then it's even more retarded
Ryder Bell
>sit down
>most of the time have to adjust yourself or else pain
>literally cant do anything with an erection let alone control when it happens
>wearing knit boxers is usually a painful experience due to them being so tight
>but wearing loose ones means they'll bunch up when putting on pants
>trying to aim when your dick basically decides where its peeing
>making sure you don't get any on your pants
>or shirt if its untucked happened to me once before a class started
all I can think of at the moment
Dominic Young
But she's the one who made it about her tits. Of course it's a typical response when you make them the relevant subject rather than making the relevant subject about how you feel men don't respect your mind period.
Levi Cox
Forgot about the worst one
>the tip of your dick touching the water in a public toilet.
Nathan Green
>in a public toilet
Is a regular toilet really any better?
Zachary Carter
Regular toilets are slightly better because it’s your own piss/shit water.
Benjamin Lee
Not so much if you're a guy
Jeremiah Butler
I've been on a speedboat with two big engines once and boy do I not get it. It stank of exhaust, the engines were noisy as fuck and you were bouncing all over even when the sea was practically flat. It must be hell for people who have jiggly parts. I'll take some sailing any day of the week, even if it's choppy.
Christian Reyes
Am a guy and I agree. Kayaking is better.
Caleb Fisher
Just keep getting pregnant over and over and they'll fill up
Anthony Thomas
I used to work with someone whose boobs got smaller after her pregnancy than they were before.
Thomas Jones
Surely you'd make a killing if you expanded your suit business to also include Bespoke Bras.
Cooper Garcia
(wo)manlet.
Jack Roberts
What are we supposed to be seeing?
Kevin Wilson
If you look closely, the tittie's being used as a blanket
Daniel Watson
You have to push up on the base of your dick after peeing a couple of times. That knocks out most of the remaining liquid left in the shaft. Otherwise it all drains out after you put your pants on and that’s a bad look.
Lincoln Morris
The real joke is that most girls with big boobs are just fat.
Cameron Miller
>trying to aim when your dick basically decides where its peeing
What the fuck? Are you only holding it by the base for some reason?
Jayden Hernandez
am I really the only one?
Samuel Peterson
Maybe he meant when you have an erection? It’s fucking impossible to angle one down so I’ll just take a shower and pee there if I have morning wood. Hurts regardless.
Gavin Sullivan
It's more like people enjoy being complimented on things they feel insecure about.
Big-breasted women know they have big breasts, they don't need any uggos to remind them of it.
Xavier Smith
If they're really big they can deflate, that happened to a camgirl whose name I can't remember
Thomas Hall
Exactly what I meant. It's impossible to aim correctly if you have a boner both due to just having one and the pain of it being pushed down.
Asher Clark
Even flat girls can find someone to mate, dicklets will suffer forever.
James Cox
That complain about not being able to aim, while only holding your dick by the base? Most probably.
Mason Garcia
Brandon Taylor
Yes you are. When peeing, you are meant to hold your dick cradled on top of your four fingers, with your pointing finger a bit behind the head and your pinky tucked back and up slightly for stability. Your thumb it placed on top just a bit under the head. Guiding your stream is done primarily through moving your wrist.
Brandon Torres
I don't know why, but I find this scenario unbearably hot.
Ryan Robinson
Agreed. The joke was funny once or twice, but he's ground it into dust.
Hudson Sanchez
i dont really wear skirts and dresses but from my limited experience
if its like a lose skirt then its fine but if its a pencil skirt you basically waddle
Jordan Stewart
This is why I prefer to wear skirts over pants. Most styles you only need to fit the waist, not waist+hips. It's difficult to find a pencil skirt with the right ratio, and your ass making the back ride up makes some styles look weird, but it's still a million times easier than shopping for pants.
Lincoln James
Try not wearing a bra for a while. It’s weird at first but it doesn’t very long before you stop noticing it.
Chase Ward
If my memory serves me right, this comic has the best bust to band ratio in the whole series.
Luke Carter
so your a trap?
Because otherwise you now we have a rule here.
Chase Martinez
LONDON
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Levi Cox
wrong board.
Logan Jenkins
I'm trying to figure out a question of proportions; do breasts have to be particularly large to extend further out than the woman's nose so that they are the forward-most part of her body as she stands?
Jaxon Gray
Thomas Brooks
Same to you, if you want ass go to /soc/
Oliver Thompson
i'm not that far gone yet.
Carson Kelly
did i fix it
Landon Mitchell
I don't get it, someone could explain?
Joseph Barnes
>machine-washing mangles bras
Isn't that what the gentle/delicate cycle is for?
Alexander Sanders
s-shes fast
Jason King
Please pretty please I need my pretty purple plum Pepe
Andrew Williams
Many bra straps have a length adjustment slider (think of the one on a backpack strap). She started with shorter straps, but over the day the weight of her boobs caused the straps to lengthen.
Xavier Young
Help me with my new webcomic, Yea Forums.
Xavier Sanchez
"It only took half of it to make this sweater, now what?"
Oliver Barnes
>butter as a tit lube
Fucking degenerate.
Robert Robinson
>Fuck I'm already so big... I really hope user doesn't say anything about it...
Ian Ortiz
"why did he cum on my tits when I said it was ok to finish inside?"
Ian Bailey
Some women don't actually know what a "big dick" looks like. My gf constantly calls mine big when it's just a little over 6in.
Also, foreplay, eat her out, play with and suck on her nipples. Some women can cum just from you playing with their nips.
Robert Carter
>tfw hand wash all my bras specifically for the exact reason the washing machine will destroy my expensive custom bras
Andrew Brooks
How long does it take?
Austin Jones
Owen Foster
Not long, usually about a half hour or less depending on if there's any stains I need to scrub out.
Isaiah Young
nice lel from me to you
Justin Williams
Nope. Learned it in the hard way btw.
Jordan Cook
I am a living optical ilusion.
Lucas Bennett
>Did I remember to take the pill? I need to stop letting them cum inside so much
Tyler Green
Weak burn, should've commented on her ex husband draining their joint account and running away with the pool boy.
Ian Hernandez
>custom bras
How big do you have to be to be considered custom sizes?
Aiden Cooper
>putting things on your back pockets
>ever
flat assed dude here
shit's uncomfortable, out of sight and easy to steal
back pockets are useless at every ass size
Luke Morgan
F. I mean I could buy them from the "specialty" store if I wanted but they never really fit right so I just get them made for myself. That way I get measured and fit every time.
Wyatt Gomez
>sit down for morning shit
>dick in water/on cold porcelain
Every fucking time
Colton Wilson
>front pocket master race
Bless you, user. I switched my wallet from back to front 5 years ago and haven't looked back. It was the best small change I ever made.
Noah Harris
>F
Huh, I was expecting something bigger. Plenty of what I'd consider normal stores go much bigger these days. I think it depends more on the brands they offer.
Eli Gray
You can get a lot of them online but they never seem to fit right. I always want to try it on before I buy it.
Jaxson Thomas
>"Busty girl perks"
>top right, bottom left
>It's okay, all women are busty, even flat and petite ones!
Women
Samuel Wright
No, it's a busty girl problem because stores rarely have many bras in larger sizes, so you're not likely to have too many options. Nude bras come in multiple colors.
Dominic Adams
She's a woman who is actually half-intelligent and she realizes that big tits are very erotic to guys, so she wants to make sure she has privacy to run to the shared bathroom so that it doesn't seem like she's slutty or leading guys on. Also the ability of the towel to cover your body gets compromised the more body you have to cover.
Not all big-boobed ladies are dumb sex machines, it's just much easier to end up becoming a dumb sex machine when you have the kind of body that leads others to enable it. (I.E. not having to do the work of building a personality when all guys want you for your body/face, then wondering why they don't want you for your personality)
Jason Martin
Yeah, that just seems like "girl perks" ... but not even that really. It's just like "new things feel nice" which applies to everyone.
Robert Mitchell
She could also, you know... change in the bathroom rather than wearing a towel all the way down the hall.
And if the problem is that the towel doesn't cover her body, she could just get a bigger towel.
This is not a busty girl problem or even a girl problem. It's not even a problem at all. She's just dumb.
Brody Robinson
>not using a folio case for your phone so you have everything you need in one spot
folio case master race here
if i ever misplace it i'm triple fucked
William Foster
I want a version of this called:
Pregnant girl problems
You guys fill in the rest
Joshua Rogers
Most women don't understand the sway that the female body has on (straight) men.
Like, there are very few women at all who can even begin to get physically sexually aroused just by looking at one male body part, whereas for most men, all one has to do is think about an image of boobs or a butt (or dicks, basically any one body part they like most) and they've already gotten an erection.
So to her, boobs are just fat bags that some women are stuck with, and they're not nearly as interesting as "crazy and unique" pink hair, an original hand-crafted piece of jewelry that ties an outfit together, or the colorful and original outfit she put together that day. For that young guy though, she could have been wearing those fucking slinky-eye-glasses and a neon-strobe-flashing top hat; her rather large and nicely-shaped breasts would STILL have been the first thing he noticed, and he would STILL have trouble looking away from them.
This is not a bad thing, either. It's just nature. I wish more women understood men and vice-versa. There would be less confusion and villainization if more of us could just communicate and learn the predictable parts of the other sex's base instincts so that we could plan around it in our interactions for mutual happiness.
Gabriel Fisher
Thank you for your wisdom sun god.
Brody Garcia
>wallet and phone in one pocket
>having to always hold your wallet shit whenever you're using your phone
that's a no from me dawg
though I do respect the low-profile life in general
also I'm a filthy no-case phone user most of the time
Jayden Baker
thats just how you've been conditioned, mostly by your own habits. 99% of boobs you see its part of ritual masturbation.
compare men in nudist communities. 99% of boobs they see does not lead to an orgasm so they don't get aroused in anticipation of anything
Caleb Howard
>Fuck! Caught in the zipper again!
William Baker
>implying the genes for your feminine proportions only come from your female parent
Every father has the genetics of his lineage's breasts locked in his sperm. My girlfriend has bigger tits than all the women in her mom's side of the family (relax, they're still not huge), because her dad's family carried the big tit gene. If not for that man, she'd be a chestlet.
Noah Carter
I had an ex with DDs that would have them bust quite often. They make good gifts cause I know she always would need them. More common than you think.
Kevin Ross
>your own habits
>99% of boobs you see its part of ritual masturbation
How is it my own actions that result in every woman around me in civilized society covering their breasts except in private or sexual connotations? Is the solution you suggest for everyone to join nudist communities?
Of course if everyone always had their breasts exposed all the time, then all men would just get used to it and wouldn't find it out of the ordinary. However, in men there is still a natural physical attraction to the opposite sex's body, and even if the sight of breasts became desexualized, the touch/feeling of breasts would then be the object of attraction. Visual porn, consisting of images and videos would start to be replaced by tactile porn, consisting of fleshy water balloons and stuff.
Men are sexually attracted to breasts, even without pornography. This can be escaped about as well as women's sexual attraction to taller men.
Parker Rivera
>condoms in your size are illegal to produce in the United States (because dicklets will buy sizes that don’t fit them) meaning you have to import them, which ends up costing around 3x as much
Evan Ramirez
Bullshit! I've seen a grown woman put a regular condom over her head and inflate it. "If he says the condoms don't fit him, he is lying to you." She was a fun Health teacher.
Regular sizes will fit and work just fine, you just don't LIKE them and you feel like more of a man getting expensive "oversized" condoms.
Colton Sanders
Aaron Phillips
This scenario is always absolute kino
Joshua Kelly
Damn, I'm actually a little surprised to see this happen in real life, I thought it was some pure anime shit.
Bentley Lopez
I thought he was looking at her hips
Charles Howard
if a condom is stretched over something too big for it, then on top of constricting blood flow (and remember, if you have just a hairband around your wrist that can restrict blood flow even if its not 'that tight') its also almost definitely gonna tear from the friction and there was no point wearing the condom in the first place
if you don't have condoms your size, don't fuck, no matter how much they beg. people who can't be responsible about this kind of business aren't worth having sex with in the first place
Jacob Gutierrez
it's called sauce you mongoloid
John Walker
great to know you guys like this, it bothers the fuck out of me when it happens
Oliver Long
How does a bolding manlet get someone like this
Adrian Harris
TRUTH
Hudson Rivera
"Hope this boob accentuating sweat keeps people from noticing my dick
William Bell
tailors are fucking expensive, i'm not going to pay for minor alterations everytime i buy clothes
Isaac Hernandez
Just make sure you're super confident and comfortable with yourself, and that she's at least two inches shorter than you.
If she's taller than you? Just not happening. Trust me, I'm king-manlet height and girls even one inch taller than me have rejected me often, because
>I usually just like guys who are taller than me
or, even if I'm taller than them,
>I really only date guys over 6 feet, sorry
Brayden Gomez
>implying the costumes dont have built in bras
Jacob Turner
im literally begging you right now to post your man tits
James Morales
That girl dates fucking pat tho
balding
fat
manlet
Matthew Williams
These threads make me feel better about being a 6’2” chestlet. Thanks Yea Forums
Tyler Mitchell
Props to your girlfriend for having the same taste in women as me!
Jaxson Gonzalez
AHEM
FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK SHITSKINS
THAT IS ALL
Nolan Gutierrez
I know, I know, it worked for him.
Some people win the lottery, too.
It happens, but let's just say the numbers aren't in your favor.
As long as you're okay with dating guys slightly shorter than you (got to commend you for that), and you actually have a personality that's as unique and interesting as the guys you like, then you will never have trouble finding guys who are crazy about you, and not just for your body.
Thomas Hall
>Order condoms
>have them sitting around for 6 months or so only being used like once
>move to an apartment in a new city. Toss the condoms because who packs condoms
>arrive in the new city
>hook up night one, have to get uncomfortable condoms at the store
>don’t finish due to tight condom
>wait like 2-3 weeks for another condom shipment.
Hunter Stewart
Nathaniel Jenkins
>girl 2 cms taller than me
David Adams
Tall chestlets generally have great asses tho, so you’re set unless you’re truly unfortunate
Daniel Rivera
nah, most women don't wear bras to sleep. hell i only wear one when im in a tight shirt
Christian Brown
>no ass man problems
Caleb Gutierrez
I know you are trying to help but the way your phrase it sounds like you are saying she is bad for having small tits and that she has to make up for her inadequate chest. Saying just cause you lack x but have y just comes across wrong especially if they lack both x and y cause then you just double insulted them
Sebastian Brooks
I think I have a good personality, but you can never be sure if guys aren’t saying that just because I’m shaped like their fetish. But that’s more of a universally female problem.
I distinctly remember thinking that.
I think I’ll be fine...
Lucas Wright
Can I please die with my head between your thighs
Ryan Fisher
If I had MSPaint I'd make the guy version:
>12 years old
>Woah this feels awesome! And it'll get even bigger?
>16 years old
>Okay I mean, that's bigger, but I know it's not average length yet, at least I'm still growing!
>19 years old
>At... at least I'm still growing... r-right?
>23 years old
>Well, at least my tongue and fingers work
Nicholas Gonzalez
Somewhere in there you learn about growers vs. showers and the doubt really sets in.
Leo Cooper
>I distinctly remember thinking that.
Andrew Mitchell
What if you are neither?
Noah Price
No problem sir
jk you’re probably cool
Julian Jenkins
How can women claim not to understand when even other women can't help but stare at truly impressive tits?
Jack Adams
>you can never be sure if guys aren’t saying that just because I’m shaped like their fetish
That's why you need to find yourself interesting. As long as you believe you're an interesting person with unique tastes, hobbies, and opinions, that's the best you can do.
The truth is that you'll never know if a guy is just into you for your body unless he actively finds every part of your body physically unattractive, but I'm sure that's not ideal for anyone. Building a unique and interesting personality means that even if your body is what lured him in, he'll at least be forced to like you for who you are, instead of just seeing you as another Stacey with only a body to offer.
Also, you know and use Yea Forums. That alone already implies that you're not a normie, which means you're probably more interesting than a Stacey, and therefore have a more memorable personality to guys.
Aiden Nelson
That's sexy,what's she talking about?
Josiah Watson
Search "Veiny Boobs"
Sebastian Cook
>boobs are just fat bags that some women are stuck with
Pretty much. I think of my boobs as much as I think about as my elbows: not at all unless I bang them against something.
And I know men are obsessed about it. Which makes me feel awkward for not sharing their #1 interest. And then I feel stupid for feeling awkward. So I stop thinking about them again.
Personally, having visible veins makes me feel like a sickly cancer patient.
Connor Nelson
I got over my disappointment by finding a busty girl for myself. Highly recommended.
t. depraved bisexual
Ryder White
Real mode is
>Be fat kid
>Fed lies(among other things) about how I'll have a magical growth spurt that flips my weight sliders to height
>Makes sense since half my family is giants
>Height just sputters out and I'm still a big ol' butter ball
Oliver Price
That is vile,I don't want to use your fucking sweaty titty butter to make my cookies you dumb slut
Ethan Hughes
Congrats
Luis Lopez
Don't know those problems myself, but as a guy I do have the opposite problems:
>Keep having to pull the back of shirts down because they keep resting on top of your butt
>Either look like you have the lower half of a large-footed lady with more proper-fitting jeans, or look like a little man wearing his dad's pants with more relaxed-fit jeans
>Because you aren't Chad, you will never date or sleep with a woman with a nicer ass than yours
>Would make a poor trap because hairy and too happily male and straight
Owen Lewis
I’m so glad I have a nice ass. It’s always a confidence boost when someone compliments it.
Asher Miller
I used to be uncomfortable with people marveling at my blue eyes and long eyelashes when I was a young lad and all my Mom's friends would fawn. These days if someone compliments my eyes I just take it as intended. Not quite the same thing clearly, just empathizing with the feeling of being the center of unwanted focus.
Aiden Butler
It's like not giving a shit about some popular TV show everyone constantly talks about, except the TV show is you
Mason Richardson
No, I think that's a pretty good comparison.
Josiah Johnson
Same here. Guy with really blue eyes and long eyelashes. However I’m blonde so my eyelashes are less obvious. The shittiest part is when ther rub up on my reading glasses when I blink.
Joshua Sanchez
>The shittiest part is when ther rub up on my reading glasses when I blink.
Plastic halloween masks with holes to see out, the memory is making my eyes water even now. So glad I never needed glasses, I don't know how I'd do it.
Aiden Watson
>long eyelashes.
Women get jealous over those
Camden Diaz
>I know men are obsessed about it. Which makes me feel awkward for not sharing their #1 interest. And then I feel stupid for feeling awkward
Seriously? That's actually kind of a relief. I thought I was weird for the same reasons. I've been feeling really insecure lately about how crazy my brain goes for tits, or hips, or butts, or thick thighs, any time I see them. Like, my brain actively makes that woman who just walked by TOP PRIORITY and practically starts making my head turn to look. Once I realized just how rarely men's bodies and sex cross the average woman's mind, I started feeling really bad, like, stupid and primitive and weak, like women are looking at me like some horny animal that just sees women for sex and likes it that way, and I'm just another typical primitive man who can't appreciate a woman for who she is the same way she appreciates a man for who he is.
I feel bad because I know I shouldn't care so much about this thing and women certainly don't even think about it, so I feel bad at myself for liking it, then I also feel bad because I care so much (beyond my control) about this thing and it brings me so much joy and desire yet I can never truly share that with any woman, so I feel bad for them AND me.
I'm just really glad that it isn't just me, and it isn't just guys in this position. When women talk about getting breast reductions or desexualizing breasts entirely and laughing about it, I almost feel personally attacked, like I'm part of the problem, but then promoting the sexualization of our bodies just seems wrong I guess, especially with how corporate marketing is trying hard enough to manipulate us with that already.
I don't even know how a mutual happiness can be reached without either men giving up something integral to them, or women taking on something extra and unnatural to them. I mean, it sucks that we all feel bad about it, but at least we're feeling bad together, right?
Aiden Lopez
I remember in high school some girl did this to my ex, my ex started yelling at her, she tried to do it again and I was yelling at her too, she then shoved her hand in my pants and squeezed my balls so hard I almost puked, so I smacked her hard enough that she hit the ground.
I nearly got lynched by several people who saw what happened, but managed to managed to deescalate things before it got to that.
Camden Lee
I need glasses for work but I avoid wearing them whenever possible.
Cameron Murphy
If you're a straight guy and a straight woman is jealous of something of yours, THAT IS A BAD THING.
Like a (non-muscle-fetishist) guy admiring how huge a woman's biceps are and how he wishes he had them. It's like a signal that he sees too much man in you, and is comfortable enough that you will never fuck that he actually mentions it.
Ian Baker
It's not monday yet
Carson Kelly
Nigga, you're staring at a pair of big ol' titties, not jumping on your knuckles and drooling while barking "me want fuck, me want fuck," calm down.
Joseph Fisher
Women think about sex too user.
Elijah Morris
We're all just monkeys in suits my dude
Jason Howard
Luckily I have the brow of a caveman to offset the feminine eyelashes.
Adam Myers
>If you're a straight guy and a straight woman is jealous of something of yours, THAT IS A BAD THING.
Women being jealous of men's shit is like half the mating strategy of our species, IE "look at what a big house he has" etc. As for physical traits yeah you might be in trouble if that qt is complimenting your rack, but pretty eyes are a turnon, blue ones doubly-so. It's literally the precise reason the blue eye mutation spread, women liked it and selected mates who carried the mutation, spreading it over many generations.
Nolan Ward
>women are looking at me like some horny animal that just sees women for sex and likes it that way
I mean, I do think that. It feels like half my day is batting their stupid paws away. The other half I deal with guys who at least try to hide it. Your effort is appreciated.
Nathan Green
real /r9k/ hours
Hunter Myers
>on the internet, nobody know's you're an ape
Luis Ortiz
Sometimes we're genuinely trying not to, but a prominent rack acts like a magnet to the eyes often.
What's that old stand-up joke about cleavage not being a smart-bomb, it hits everyone? I feel like that was Chappelle but I'm not certain.
Carson Jackson
could be worse like /lgbt/ hours you do not know how annoying it is to see FTM's complain about their racks and how it stops them from passing
Angel Richardson
That's the part that fucks with me: I consider myself a cerebral dude, and I even have a long-term girlfriend of 3 years who I love for who she is (she even has pretty big boobs so it's not like I'm deprived of that either), but I'm sure that if I saw you, my male brain would literally make me want to paw at your tits just as much as those other guys.
I feel like it's almost unfair that so many men have this built-in desire that is so intense and all-encompassing that it even pushes more primitive men to break social and personal boundaries just to acquire it (molestation/harassment), and yet it's not even like every guy can reasonably acquire or satisfy this desire in our society, or in any society. It makes it seem like porn is almost a mercy, that the men who can't achieve the satisfaction of this intense desire IRL can at least have some fantasy-fuel to sate the desire in virtual ways.
It's hard not to see it as a weakness. The best a man can do is become more aware of it so that he can't be manipulated by it (see: sexualized marketing tactics) as easily, but it will always be that one thing burning at the back of your mind if you end up dating an awesome girl who just doesn't have a body that fulfills your preferences. As much as you love her, as much as you KNOW it's WRONG to care about big tits or a big ass as much as who a person actually is, you still can't stop yourself from looking at the big jiggling cleavage that some woman just walked by with, and instantly becoming lost in fantasies of how much you want to feel her body all over yours, and then feeling that slight twinge of disappointment and related guilt for then looking at your girlfriend finding her body less impressive or lacking.
It's like - you feel like you're shit, and you know you're shit, but your brain keeps proudly saying "YEAH, WE'RE THAT GREASY GUY! WOAH CHECK OUT THOSE JUGS! TALK ABOUT MOTORBOAT CITY! BETTER GET A CLOSER LOOK CUZ THAT'S SOME BONER MATERIAL RIGHT THERE!"
Sebastian Wilson
Despite having no stakes in any LGBT circles, it actually makes me a little sad inside when I start to imagine every FtM who keeps talking about chopping their C or D cups off, and every MtF who overhears and just wishes against all reality that they could just somehow take those discarded breasts and make them their own, and how proudly they would cherish them.
Oliver Hernandez
NEVER
Gavin Sullivan
More tiddy threads
Michael Sanders
based
Tyler Smith
blue eyes are inviting. They look honest and kind even though the person with them could be a total prick. Blue is a calming color.
Landon Torres
I've had enough girls on my lap running their fingers through my hair talking about how they want it to know this isn't true.
Brody Fisher
It makes sense how even in the early days of man that mutation spread like wildfire, primitive bitches were all over that shit and helped it spread.