Why is this book so blatantly horny? It’s absolutely filled with fanservice...

Why is this book so blatantly horny? It’s absolutely filled with fanservice. It makes me feel like a creepy fujoshit for just reading it in a public place.

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That's all Star-Lord is good for now -- giving girls cunny tinglies when they think about how he's Chris Pratt.

I miss Annihilation Era Star-Lord.

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>reading capeshit in public
Yikes.

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>as if that’s all I read in public

>see grill in a coffeehouse reading an iron man trade
>walk up to her to have a completely normal non sexual conversation
>get boner
I would like to be deceased.

Because it's Anka. How could it NOT have beefcake

Why did they even change it or refuse to use it for MCU? Design impracticability?

James Gunn wanted to do his own thing.

Ok OP, you sold it to me, I'm going to look for this shit.

Kris Anka is gay. As in, he loves men. So he draws sexy men.

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Technically he’s bi. He loves sexy men and handsome women.

Because both Anka and Zdarsky made funny jokes and went full "chill and do whatever" with the book. It was a honest fun read, which also had a warm story in the end, with that old guy.

One can appreciate beauty in everything tho. I love seeing good art, awesome rock formations and frogs. That doesn't mean that i want to fuck a picture, or a rock, or a frog (yikes).

I mean, he may be bi. I dunno. But eh, whatever.

HAHAHA
A fujo for real. Get a bf.

I don't see any problem with it. Some characters should be depicted as sexy.

If it's drawn by a gay man is it really fujoshi?

Just a quick question because there are more than two people on Yea Forums with different opinions; are you for or against women supers getting covered more in recent times? Where do you stand on the transition from Ms. Marvel to Captain Marvel? If yes to either of these, do you feel any guilt at all for being a total hypocrite when a male is sexualized in a comic?

No, though you can be a fujo for liking it. JoJo for example, isn't a fujo series but has a lot of fujo fans.

I feel like I'm tired of seeing this asked all the time, tbqh

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Dont care about how much skin is visible but the costumes must look good on her.

I feel like it depends on a line. When you're going full horny with a drawing just drop out of comics and start making porn. I don't need a hero that wears a couple of skintight post-its and a small sock. If you're going for sexy but stylish, that's fine even if ignoring function, just take it easy with the cheesecake. If you're going for tacticool resign for women to avoid showing skin and trying to avoid inevitable boners, you're doing too much. Heroes ain't about realistic. I don't care about most redesigns since none have to stick. Sexualized men is enjoyable and little to none are given an outfit for the express purpose of schlick-bait so theres no hypocrisy involved. In healthy doses I don't mind some tasteful lewd of any characters.

The costume should be representative of the character. Ms Marvel (Kamala) having a very modest costume makes sense, Black Cat shoving her tits in everyone's face makes sense. Same for men, Star-Lord being kind of a slut makes sense.

Is it full of sexy aliens?

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Are you 3yo?

I stand with Rogue.
Always.

>tfw you have sex with some weird alien and you end up with 6000 bastard children

Anka was just being thirsty and he also said he wanted to make Peter into a bear (hence why he got facial hair). That said baround the time the MCU Guardians were announced but before the movie came out he did pic related.

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The same could be said for basically any anime.

I mean there's plenty of anime that don't really appeal to fujos. Generally you need a mostly male cast and enough variety to attract shippers.

That, and them being young or under 30-35.

In the end, it's why the Robins are so popilar between fujos.

What would a male /u/ fan or a gay male /y/ fan be called?

>male /u/ fan
Autistic AGP tranner
>male /y/ fan
Gay

Character overhaul. MCU Peter Quill had a fundamentally different life trajectory. He's still a man with a snarky sense of humor who is originally from Earth and who went to space, who has an alien father and a human mother killed by some alien entity. Other than that, many elements of his life are different. He dresses like a space pirate because he was a space pirate. He never wore the cosmic owl-eyed superhero costume because he was never a cosmically-empowered agent of the Master of the Sun, and he never dressed up in a suit given to him for a Kree special-ops mission, because he never worked with the Kree. The character was changed, and they altered the costume to go with it.

Gays prefer bara over yaoi. Or at least some middle ground.

>Star-Lord being kind of a slut makes sense.
I wanted to argue but then I remembered how he flirted with that one Kree, and how he flirted with Phyla and had some possible inappropriate thoughts about Mantis.

I thought it was funny how when the first GotG came out and Fujos basically were pairing Peter with Ronan because there weren't any other attractive pretty male for them to pair Peter with other than Lee Pace/Ronan. The ones who weren't afraid of the furry shit paired him with Rocket. Late ron when vol. 2 came out I saw a few Stakar/Yondu and some Krgalin/Yondu stuff.

I'm also seeing Fujo stuff with Ronan/Yon-Rogg for Captain Marvel and here I thought Fujos wouldn't care for that movie but I guess anything that has two good looking guys or a charismatic guy is fine.

Bara is just a subset of yaoi

Actors feel humiliated by using helmets or masks because it hides their faces and hurts their publicity

He looks like space fireman. And there are no fires in space.

Actors get paid based on their screen time and want to make their living. Ego doesn't come into it.

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Damn, that actually looks cool.

too imperialistic/authoritarian for the fags in charge, sadly. other than them, i despise pratt with a passion, but he's already fading out so i don't worry too much about

Checked

It always depends on the character.
Characters like Kamala Khan, Jean Grey, Invisible Woman, Batgirl, Captain America and Spider-Man shouldn't be showing off sexy six-packs, ass or tits. However, characters like She-Hulk, Rogue, Emma Frost, Black Cat, Thor or Starlord should be sexy to some degree.
It mostly has to do with the personality of the character.

>British appearance due to title lord in his name
Into the trash.

I really wish the movie had at least used his full helmet. His half helmet shit looks stupid, and Star Lord's helmet was always rad.

I highly doubt wearing a helmet doesn't count as screen time.

It doesn't and neither do masks, he's full of shit.

I think male fujos are called fukeis or fudanshis

What?

This.

>Comics
>Not full of fanservice
Nigga i'm all for people getting sexualized in comics, be it men or women. It should be even more horny to be honest

>Actors get paid based on their screen time and want to make their living. Ego doesn't come into it.
Most actors are shit and need to show their face to help carry the performance.

Not everyone can emote using just a chin.

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There are entire fight scenes where this bara dude is jumping around in his boxer shorts.

Hot

and? how is that worse than skin-tight costumes?

thanks for the recommendation op

ITT: no one knows what fujoshi means

And that's a good thing

Fujoshi means a horny chick who wants to watch gay men fuck. I imagine that is what I looked like while reading this book at my job.

Glad to be of service.

Why didn't Marvel push this hard with their female agenda? I guess it just wasn't good?

>Jean Grey shouldn't be showing off sexy six-packs, ass or tits.
I hope you mean just young Jean. Regular Jean, especially Phoenix, gave off that hot evil kinda-MPDG vibe.
I don't know why you'd say that Spider-Man can't be sexy but Starlord can. Spidey had MJ and Gwen chasing after him, admitting that he's pretty hot, I don't get it. Seems sorta arbitrary.

No, you just looked like a regular ol gay

Spider-Man can be attractive. While I prefer the wimpy-nerdy 1960s Spidey to College-aged Spider-Chad, I don't dislike attractive Peter. However, he shouldn't be Fujo-bait, and shouldn't have Rob Liefeld tier muscles. I differentiate "attractive person" and "fap/shlick bait".

No he is he says so on twitter. I was just being cute about it.

>ywn bury your face in that chest

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beefcake isn't fujobait tho, from what I seen they like more delicate men

>they like more delicate men
It's 2019, user.
Fujos like all kinds of different body types now. It isn't just strictly bishies anymore. Gay men can also like baras and twinks.

Bi-fag here:
It usually depends on the mood.
Sometimes I want a QTpie twink, and sometimes I want a big-ol' muscle man to throw me around the room.
It also depends on beauty standards of the time. In the 2000s, emo twinks were really popular, that's why so much fujo stuff featured them.

Well, I have no way of proving this that won’t earn me a three day vacation, but I promise you that I am a cisgendered woman.

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just post a pic of your hand or something

oh it's alright.

Anka surprised me in Runaways considering he draws Karolina as having boobs, I didn’t think he was capable of that.

>wimpy-nerdy 1960s Spidey
He was this for 3/60 publishing years. This is the first thing Gwen says in 1965.
The first I remember shirtless Peter is like, the black suit arc. He's shirtless a lot through probably of the most important arcs of Spider-Man.
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Like sure, you can say that you don't WANT him to be, I can say that he shouldn't be wimpy-nerdy 1960's Parker and I'd have more leg to stand on. You're just being completely arbitrary in who can or should be objectified.

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Body-hair is the best.

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proof enough for me

>tfw enjoy both sexy fanservice and practical designs

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Based.

designs that are practical but still manage to be attractive are GOAT. especially if its armor.

Superheroes are for sexual.

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>that Thor
oh my

way to fucking cockblock, Ben

Thor regained his worthiness by becoming the Thiccest avenger.

This image turn me gay, thanks user

Heck, it asserted my bisexuality.

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Why were you reading it then?

Someone post the video of a monkey fucking a frog to death please

The idea of “practical” costumes for bulletproof characters is patently absurd. For all it matters, they could be nude.

Fuck no. They barely even intersect. And gay comics are their own category, when bara is mostly fucking.

Because I genuinely like Zdarzky’s writing. And I did enjoy the mini just fine, there’s nothing inherently wrong with the art, I just felt like this would be an entertaining thread. it is.

It's wild that Andy from Parks and Rec is a sex icon now.

Which hero gets the horniest treatment, generally?

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it's dick and it's not even close

Tony and Dr strange surprisingly a few of his old comics have him naked or with his costumes ripped,

I've felt this way since the original concept art for the Guardians film. Star-Lord's Annihilation helmet is one of the greats of character design.

For Marvel? Probably Tony. Dude is always getting wrapped up in tentacles and is stripped naked in various situations in just about every run.

and he always looks like he's about to get fucked hard

I am for you killing yourself as soon as possible

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Eddie Brock too.

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That too.

I forgot about Eddie. He's probably tied with Tony if not close at his heels.

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Post the whole thing

Beat me to it

>Hrrrrnnggh Avengers, I'm trying to sneak around but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting Loki

>tentacles
Will this ever be topped?

Nova is dummy thicc too

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>ywn be sexually harassed by doc oc
I’m kinda surprised this ever made it to print, always felt pretty uncomfortably close Doc Oc actually sticking it in.

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I think eddie has more tentacles just because of the sheer nature of venom

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Why do Eddie and Tony get lewded so much? I hope Thor gets his share next.

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In the case of Tony I'd imagine it's because of the playboy aspect of his character. He gets around so nudity and lewdness comes easy and it wouldn't be too outlandish to depict him in that fashion. Also, he's both physically and emotionally vulnerable a lot. It isn't too uncommon for comics to sexualize that, especially with female characters.

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Too bad Adam Hughes doesn't do beefcake that much but damn.

I got a better one, which hero doesn't get enough of a horny treatment and should.

Cap should absolutely get more horny treatment.

Lol MvCI made a lot of people on get horny with him lately, especially that one gif of him turning. The comics also have a few lewds of him and people perving on him. He was also in a tentacle dimension.

Definitely Cap, Chechetto should draw a run with him after he's done with Daredevil. Also Kaine, I mean he's a Peter Parker clone. Robbie Reyes and any of the Ghost Riders also need to get more lewds.

this one?

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Yes that one.

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Why is Dr Strange lewded so much?

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How much do you think Gail Simone has flicked herself to Catman?

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Can you blame her

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Is this a beef thread now?
pls

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Why does Tony always look like he is going to get brutally fucked

Sure

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Catman on tren?

He gets brutally fucked by life on a daily basis.

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The whole thing was weirdly sexual

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>mfw that fic where it turns out doc ock recorded the whole thing and the footage found its way into shields hands
>cap watching it

Can I swap out life for my dick instead?

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>mfw that fic where it turns out doc ock recorded the whole thing and the footage found its way into shields hands
>cap watching it
link

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what about girls who read guardians of the galaxy back in 2008 and liked the original version more than this weird hybrid MCU version?

Eddie/Venom gets more than their fair share of absolute horniness. Especially when he would wear the Symbiote in comando.

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going commando in comics is really common it seems

thanks

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You mean to tell me a beefcake book that would have been a smash hit going by the reasoning that comic fans are largely mostly female and enjoy this kind of thing was a complete failure and didn't last even a year?

Really makes you think

even Superman goes commando

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This is the best variant i've seen so far

Post crotch skull Punisher

It was a miniseries you absolute retard. Also OP is a confirmed Vagina.

>beefcake wearing skin tight clothing
>rips as soon as he barely moves
That’s my fetish

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I love the inexplicable monsters in the background.

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Something about how Guy just casually and confidently continued his argument with Sinestro paying absolutely no mind to his own nudity and making Sinestro extremely uncomfortable is really hot to me.

Oh, stop it.

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Based.

Oh. Wel, whatever, I guess. Don't care a lot, to be honest.

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Kaine is also traditionally drawn more buikt and rough than Peter and Ben. He would be bigger, just so you know.

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>That doesn't mean that i want to fuck a picture, or a rock, or a frog (yikes).
What did you say?!

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I know it was supposed to be humiliation kink, but Tony immediately throwing away his dignity without a thought purely to protect others is sweet.

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Sinestro had to do some things he’s not proud of to get by financially in his younger years.

>Tony
>dignity
Pick one.

Is it weird that Avengers pay for strippers who do Avengers themed acts?

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How did Sinestro end up as a male stripper?