>37 counts of rape
37 counts of rape
Nolan Hill
Carter Harris
>40 pound box of rape
Jordan Perez
It also helps to buy the economy size of rape at Walmart, it saves money in the long run
Cameron Peterson
>40 pound box of raaaaaape, don't open it
Daniel Price
It's okay, OP, he's got an angle.
Blake Bennett
>37
in a row?
Ryder Roberts
>tfw preschoolers prostitute ring
Dylan Myers
>tfw ywn rape Grace Kelly
Chase Barnes
>the CHAD captain stern vs the VIRGIN federation judge
Christopher Fisher
He raped so many people.
Jonathan Peterson
and pimped so many preshoolers
Nathaniel Gonzalez
what's this from
Easton Nelson
What's this guys angle?
Jackson Jones
A short in Heavy Metal.
Josiah Morris
>1 moving violation
Dominic Thomas
Are you serious, I've been seeing this around for years and always thought it was Captain Hero from Drawn Together
They look nearly identical
Thomas Smith
This is basically how I Rogue Trader.
Jeremiah Hernandez
I thought that for a while too.
Brandon Sanders
>the preschooler's prostitute ring
Cooper Wood
This is required viewing
Mods
Jeremiah Collins
>post yfw mom finds the preschooler's prostitute ring
Gabriel Turner
Tyler Morris
In a row?
Easton Jackson
I don't doubt the DT animators were inspired by Heavy Metal
Landon Stewart
A L L E G E D L Y
Oliver Rogers
wait what I dont remember that
Dominic Murphy
FUN FACT: Hanover Fist is voiced by Rodger Bumpass
Jonathan Rivera
Yes, it's in the credits and everything.
Kayden Gutierrez
Neither do the preschoolers after all those quaaludes!
Asher Lewis
I mean, discounting the entire artstyle.
Landon Miller
How did he even pull off the dope selling nun disguise anyway?
Carson White
there's some handsome nuns out there
Christian Baker
I never quite understood the moral of this segment
Elijah King
innocent until proven guilty.
Daniel Gray
counts of rape
Pfft
moving violation
WHAT. THE. FUUUUUUUUUCK?!?!?!?!?
Mason Foster
the virtue of anger
Matthew Bennett
Always have an angle.
Evan Lee
As someone who hasn't watched DT in over a decade they look very similar to what I remembered
Julian Anderson
You are very very kind to Drawn Together.
Brandon Murphy
He had an angle, Charlie.
Jeremiah Turner
What depressing comic is that again?
Aiden Collins
clarissa
Brayden Lewis
that was the comic version.
the movie version added the loch-nar and hanover getting killed at the end
Wyatt Thompson
That's even more of an angle.
Juan Davis
STEEERRRRRRRNNNNN
In the french version, he is called Sade, for some reason.
Michael Gray
>Heavy Metal 2000
what happened?
Daniel Long
Hanover or Sternn?
Brandon Taylor
Stern
Xavier Sanders
That makes sense.
Camden Robinson
Does it?
Ethan Richardson
Yeah. Like Sade, as in Marquis de Sade.
Brody Jackson
no morality only money
Easton Green
Don't forget 12 counts of 1st degree Murder.
Jackson Diaz
>HE SHOULD BE TORN INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES AND BURIED ALIIIIIVE
>I'LL KILL HIM
>youtube.com
Joshua Wright
HANGIN'S TOO GOOD FER 'IM
BURNIN'S TOO GOOD FER 'IM
Matthew Collins
Still dwarfed by Cosby's rape count.
Liam Ortiz
Cosby is innocent. Those women knew what going to a man’s house or hotel room without his wife present means.
Wyatt Flores
Matthew Miller
How about we make it 38?
Jeremiah Rogers
based
Dominic Wright
Well, that's appropriate, because it's probably a reference to the Marquis de Sade, the famed rapist and sex pervert who wrote "The 120 Days of Sodom" and whose name the worst "sadism" is derived from. He was a real stand-up guy who drugged prostitutes and house servants before whipping and raping them.
Wyatt Carter
>Robin Williams
Wait what?
Ryan Morgan
It was all a big larp.
Sebastian Gonzalez
They look similar because they're both parodies of Superman.
Adam Sullivan
Imagine how tight they must be
Lucas Roberts
Nephew, delete this
James Jackson
Just making sure you're paying attention.
Asher Harris
Parker Rogers
how would you rank the shorts?
Ethan Richardson
>Nephew, delete this
Can I call you daddy if I do?
Jordan Lewis
stern>alien abduction>plane>bird lady>den>cabbie
Dylan Parker
I take if rom this thread that there are people who have never read Captain Stern. Will we have story time?
Charles Bailey
Let’s start at the beginning.
Justin Johnson
And a little preview of what’s to come.
Joshua Hughes
Now Stern is not the most popular guy. Also don’t mind the dead bodies.
Adam Green
No sweating in the kitchen, ya hear?
Evan Hall
And here’s Beezer! If you’ve ever wondered what that strange robot in the heavy metal short was about, he’s one of Stern’s best friends. And like any good friend he has concern for Stern’s safety!
Ian Foster
Egad! Our hero lays slain on the floor!
Brayden Richardson
is this the first issue?
Bentley Russell
Cause of death? Not bothered to confirm.
Charles Adams
Yep
Not even going to mention the time he sold crack dressed as a nun.
Jason Perez
Introducing our villain. You may be surprised to learn that Stern’s records may have been embellished. That includes the pre-school prostitute ring.
Andrew Smith
Some of you may be surprised by the subjects of this surveillance project. And the collection.
Elijah Reyes
We rejoin our hero, even death cannot spare him the attention of others.
David Butler
i have never seen any other piece of animation with this much unbridled rage shown off
Carson Richardson
A clever ruse! That’s our Stern!
Samuel Ross
I've never read the Heavy metal comics.
Is this guy in there at all?
Jason Butler
A funny little gag, Beezer can only communicate like this, rather than with words.
Chase Scott
That Stern’s a slippery one alright
Brandon Brown
That's a woman?
Liam Cook
biker dyke
Lucas Walker
There's the Yea Forums-tan one.
Joshua Cooper
Cake indeed
Angel Nelson
Looks more feminine then reboot she ra
Justin Sanchez
Did the boobs tip you off?
The plot begins to thicken.
Carson Cox
?!
Anthony Price
And we get a peak into what’s at stake.
Ryan Bennett
The boobs and the pronouns, but the jawline
>more feminine *than reboot she ra
as topical and epic as that is, a trap is more feminine than a literal dude. No I haven't seen the new She Ra, I'm a Megg Mogg and Owl sorta guy
Mason Collins
It’s an uncanny similarity, but a standard archetype for the corrupt eccentric business billionaire.
Time to turn on the old Coffers charm.
Jackson Sullivan
>When no one was looking, Stern committed forty rapes.
>He committed 40 rapes.
>That's as many as four tens.
>And that's terrible.
Christopher Howard
The problem is She Ra’s face looks exactly like Ben 10’s.
Look at this horse’s ass
Aiden Brown
Calling Hanover fist!
Adrian Johnson
Others may pretend to be retarded, but I know what you mean. It's like drawing tits on Superman and getting huffy when someone questions it. But some people are into square jawed manface chicks. Especially in comics
Camden Ramirez
All natural.
William Phillips
she's obviously intentionally masculine looking. she's a bike dyke.
Jonathan Brooks
only 37 amateur
Cooper Ramirez
This safe’s in good hands.
Charles Price
And here we see Hanover’s brilliance.
Jordan Diaz
One of my favorite things about Stern is how unflappable he is.
Dylan Richardson
We’ll get to this walking dead business soon.
Angel Flores
Beriberi is a vitamin deficiency that can cause heart failure.
Caleb Sanders
Can our clever readers ponder a reason why the dead walk the earth?
Easton Stewart
magic
Julian Young
Alexander Nguyen
Remember, it’s you can’t just treat the symptoms.
Christopher Gonzalez
oh god i hadn't refreshed the thread in a long time
forgive me
Easton Cox
It’s not altogether unreasonable to think that the moon could be a future garbage dump.
Nolan Taylor
Stern is very forgiving.
And the sun a giant incinerator.
Brody Long
And when you get bored, you can skeet shoot some zombies.
Lincoln Perry
Ya but, people WANT to fuck Ben and She ra.
Oliver Howard
Time to come up with a plan Stern.
Cameron King
I always interpreted it as a way of saying that as great an evil as the Lok'nar is, it can still be frustrated or outsmarted by the evil of men.
Luke Miller
Now let’s see what Coffers is up to.
Mason Gray
Evil’s a strong word, Stern’s more of a slippery fish.
And a master of disguise.
Carson Watson
And here’s the subject of the kids’ research, dinosaurs.
Josiah Jones
Thankfully they’ve idiot-proofed the time portal console.
Daniel Robinson
Quoting Ahab, but this isn’t quite the same hunt.
Adrian Bell
Nope, not a puppy.
Lucas Perez
But a singing, dancing zombie isn’t a bad gift right?
Andrew Torres
those zombies seem pretty chill, at least not the brain-eating kind
just walking around rotting away, doing their old jobs
Andrew Barnes
Time for another escape.
Adrian Powell
They’re very agreeable.
Cooper Russell
Stern and Beezer had to get out of the box and get behind the x-ray machine in time to quip at Aldo.
Samuel Hall
>Evil’s a strong word, Stern’s more of a slippery fish.
preschooler's prostitute ring
Landon Hall
If you noticed the wall damage in any of the previous pages, well done.
Andrew Clark
Any price for comedy
Lincoln Lee
Allegedly
Great attention to detail in explaining how the time portal functions.
Brayden Sullivan
Don’t be fooled by Hanover’s hulking frame, as Stern says, he’s rather clever.
Juan Sullivan
Not until we get all the valuable metals off it.
Brayden Torres
Like finding a way to leave a message from millions of years ago.
Justin Torres
CHEESE GROMIT
Andrew Brooks
Wyoming has the safe!
Joshua Richardson
Who’s on first?
Jonathan Lewis
Shirley you can’t be serious!
Juan Johnson
Thus concludes issue #1 I hope you all enjoyed it.
Kevin Wilson
>cabbie last
>Veteran of the psychic wars last
GTFO.
Michael Howard
It was really good thanks for turning this thread into a story time
Caleb Rodriguez
Calling it now, it's stuff in the cola
Bentley Davis
How many issues are there? think you could storytime the rest sometime? I admit I want to see if Illissa/Shirley has a happy ending with her fiance, and if we end up seeing Sternn's infamous trial.
Dominic James
This was great, thanks for sharing.
Chase Gonzalez
Finding out that most of the Heavy Metal stories where based on existing comics stories like this one was a bit of a treat. I need to track down the Den comics one day.
Ryder Peterson
John Perry
The trial scene’s actually from volume 3 of heavy metal, which has a slightly different continuity. but it’s short enough that I can do a quick story time here.
Connor Johnson
Thanks
Brandon Scott
We can all agree that the moving violation is unforgivable.
Jayden Anderson
>heavy metal
>required
boomer pls
Robert Martin
But it’s ok, Stern’s got an angle.
Anthony Howard
Uh oh
Tyler Nguyen
Permission to treat the witness as hostile.
Eli Cruz
Poor Cholly
David Walker
On finding that he can’t use the door, Hanover resolves to tear down that wall.
David Sanders
It’s a shame the movie didn’t include Hanover eating the robot guards’ guns.
Austin Morgan
No hiding from Hanover.
Luis Adams
A done deal and a great performance from Hanover. One that doesn’t end in being shot into outer space.
Jaxson Martinez
I actually fell for it.
Fuck, he does not even have to pay his lawyer this way
Noah Ward
>all the women have manfaces
is there an in universe reson for that?
or is the illustrator just incapable of drawing women?
Angel Green
Animation movies for adults were very nice in the 70's-80's.
>heavy metal
>fritz the cat
>rock and rule
They all had interesting settings and had great art.
Caleb Sanders
As far as western animation goes?
Jayden Martin
dude likes drawing strong jaws
Jason Brooks
>this sketch and the comics he's based off of are basically animated movie/adult TV show bait
>gets one section in the movie only
The fact that we didn't get an off-beat Hitchhiker's Guide-esque character drama with this guy is a tragedy
Charles Fisher
as far as things people watch outside of old folks' homes
Carson Torres
I'm going to need some filenames, this is great.
Nathan Butler
Don't forget that there would have been a segment between Captain Sternn and the zombies
youtube.com
Thomas Lopez
It was made so Kevin Eastman's wife could star in it
Aiden Richardson
>word balloons casting shadows
That's neat.
Kayden Wilson
He's more intelligent than Captain Hero for sure, but I'm easily hearing his voice when I read this.
Though that's probably because I've never watched Heavy Metal.
Eli Evans
Ryan Moore
Captain of WHAT, exactly?
Tyler Reyes
Federation military I guess.
Lincoln Turner
Of the Good Ship Lollipop
Grayson Cook
Got more?
Alexander Martinez
You've been chosen as Earth's representative to achieve space peace. Everything is pretty much taken care of; you just have to show up and attend a brief ceremony and lavish after party. But you must have a military escort, just in case. These are your only two options. Which is the least bad choice?
Asher Anderson
probably sternn.
Michael Fisher
Get a load of this weak-jawed pussy.
Liam Hall
Sternn will work his angle on the side.
So long as he keep up appearances and makes it look unconnected to us, I'm happy to turn a blind eye.
Zapp Brannigan does not have any sense of decorum and will get us and everyone near us killed.
Plus Sternn's epaulets look better than Zapp's nonsense.
Logan Peterson
Brannigan. The mission would be fucked but at least I might go home afterward. Sternn would sell me out for 10 credits and a handjob, or attempt to ransom me back to Earth Gov.
Justin Taylor
>julie strain will die in our lifetime with a nasty case of super alzheimers
Kevin Cooper
people in this thread are talking about how they thought OP's picture was Captain Hero all this time
I thought he was fucking Bananaman
Isaac Morgan
>Stern’s records may have been embellished. That includes the pre-school prostitute ring.
awww
Camden Bell
Yeah. That sucks.
Tyler Sanders
>Brannigan
>Gaston
>Sternn
I wish there were more movies that had guys like these. Guys that are meant to be hated, but somehow are so lovable.
Benjamin Evans
Hey those kids are probably rich. If not, what a fucking asshole.
Jaxson Ramirez
It was either that or sumata. Oh wait, you mean Sternn. Yeah, he is.
Cooper Cook
>37 counts of rape
Not bad
Cooper Turner
Ok that's fucking it
What's up with the prostitute ring shit?
Evan Sullivan
Which part befuddles my you good man?
Alexander Reed
In the Heavy Metal short, one of the charges read out in the court is that Sternn ran a prostitution ring using preschoolers. Presumably that charge, along with the 37 counts of rape, was included to show how much of an evil prick Sternn was.
Julian Robinson
Actually that wasn't something he was specifically charged with by the court. It was something Hanover blurted out about Sternn while failing to present him as a good person during testimony.
Elijah Williams
Guess I remembered it wrong, thanks for the correction.
Leo Jones
You need to get outside more.
Logan Watson
Ayden Cook
>35 Thousand Zoolaks
Lincoln Parker
When the music start playing it's perfect
Brandon Garcia
Bamp
Camden James
Great song.
youtube.com
Zachary Diaz
pics????
Nolan Johnson
>Bumpass
Jesus christ, middle school must've been hell.
Liam Phillips
>howe dewey, screum, and whenn
Incredible.
Jaxson Cox
I thought the moral was don't enable evil
Benjamin Ward
Elijah Garcia
Before this thread falls off the board, we now return to Stern Issue 2! This one involves a lot of dinosaurs.
Jayden Reed
But then what's a time travel story without some dinos?
Adam Ross
It seems people are not altogether pleased with Fillmore Coffers' plan to catapult the walking dead into the sun from his moon catapult.
Jonathan Cruz
But he's busy planning an expedition to exotic Wyoming.
Kevin Gonzalez
Seems Hanover's not foolish enough to let just anybody track down the safe. And it seems there's a spy in our party's midst.
Chase Ross
Although this may have been overkill.
Gabriel Cooper
A camping session sounds nice.
Jose Barnes
Especially after going in circles to 14 different dig sites...
Jackson Reyes
I sure hope this doesn't end badly later for Nico and Shirley.
Jacob Moore
Now here's a secret ingredient for your Cola, a fruit so delicious that animals will walk though a 200,000 volt electrified fence to get it.
Kayden Thompson
Wise words Coffers, what's the point in beating someone if you can't let them know you're the one who beat them?
Lincoln White
Poor Stern, he's just too crafty to stay clean. A man needs his angle.
Noah Perry
Eagle eyed readers may see that Wrightson took the time to draw the negative of the imprint the safe left on the earth over millions of years.
Hudson Cooper
Stern's military training kicks in as the group come under fire!
Kayden Murphy
But what's this? They're firing cosmic cola?
Nathan Phillips
Who knew time travel farming could be so dangerous?
Nathaniel Ramirez
How about you come here a minute Justine?
Blake Bailey
I always got the vibe that these two were a bit too close for grown siblings...
William Scott
Stern certainly is an introspective person.
Jaxon Brown
Does anybody in this thread need Indiana or object to it being turned into a giant graveyard?
William Collins
Coffers unintentionally calling himself rotten meat.
Brandon Morgan
And what a twist! Turns out Hanover's still a step ahead of everyone!
Tyler Hall
Now for the backstory.
Austin Brown
But first let's check in on Stern and co.
Noah Howard
Industrial espionage is no joke kids.
Jeremiah Howard
Although some of you may be too young to remember the Coola wars.
Gabriel Williams
And most of us are too young to remember cocaine in our Coke.
Jack Morris
>37 Counts of rape
Logan Cook
The monkeys always choose to be alone with cocaine.
Jaxson Morales
Drastic measures indeed.
Juan James
But the real question was when did the safe go?
Grayson Anderson
Here we have a nice 2 page spread.
Leo Bennett
I like E.I.O. Shame he's only a side character.
Jonathan Rodriguez
$2
BASED
Carson Jones
Jaxon Young
Yes, supervise the robot move a pile of rocks.
Ryan Baker
Now with this new formula, customers are basically going through withdrawals.
Thomas Phillips
Remember, Cosic Coola loves you!
Gabriel King
I've actually met 2 people who were in this kind of position in the business world and this is a pretty accurate representation of their mindsets. More is never enough.
Xavier Morgan
Illissa having second thoughts?
Justin Scott
A pity she may be a bit short on he uptake.
Noah Young
All these lessons in evolution and watching the robot move rocks is exhausting.
Colton Howard
But this will liven things up a bit.
Luke Richardson
Get a Jewish lawyer
Leo Taylor
Another nice action spread.
Benjamin Gutierrez
And a good character witness.
Here comes trouble.
Xavier Hall
Things aren't looking good for our hero.
Christian Williams
Here we see Stern acting out ofalignment with his Heavy Metal segment, that Stern would have let Justine become dino food.
Cooper Morris
And probably wouldn't have gotten whik'd with a tail.
Michael Taylor
oh dear
Liam Sullivan
Well folks, our beloved Captain Stern is in a dire situation. Caught within the jaws of death and millions of years from home.
Jaxon Howard
This is an awesome thread. Thanks comic posting user.
Owen Phillips
What will become of our hero and his group? Will Fillmore recover the lost contents of his safe? And whatever happened to Hanover fist? Find out in the next issue! (if people are still interested in reading more)
Noah Murphy
Please do go on.
Julian Anderson
No more room in hell? Iunno man, in horror it's generally a bad idea to explain the exact cause of the weird shit that's happening, because the unknown is generally more intimidating than the known.
Yeah, probably.
Jason Williams
>yfw people have to stock those economy sized boxes of rape
>people having to deal with rape at work because customers keep opening up the boxes
Juan Long
Best song in the movie.
Jacob Brooks
I'm told New Coke actually tasted pretty good and that Coke Classic doesn't actually taste like the original Coca Cola. Trying new Coke is one of the really dumb things I'd do with a Time Machine, Along touching a Dinosaur seeing the Roswell (and/or Tunguska) event and possibly meeting Jesus.
Chase Martinez
Would an allosaurus even find human sized prey worth the effort?
Joshua Wilson
Cheap Trick is GOAT.
Mason Jackson
That sounds like a story in itself.
Angel Jackson
Im here an interested.
Lincoln Foster
>and that Coke Classic doesn't actually taste like the original Coca Cola
of course it doesn't they took the cocaine juice out
Andrew Hall
It probably would give it a shot if the Human was out in the open/unaware
Caleb Bell
Story time user here, if the thread’s still up in three hours I’ll start posting issue 3.
Bentley Brown
yeah punch me in
Jaxson King
I am very interested in a continued storytime. This is awesome and I am very grateful you've posted it.
Cooper Phillips
Hell yeah they would, we would be easy to catch and provide probably a days worth of energy
Cooper King
What happens to them now seeing as their bikes won't start and all they've got are their suits?
Luke Peterson
Don’t worry user, they’ve got an angle.
Juan Stewart
>no Moebius segment
Aiden Roberts
What does Sonic the Hedgehog have to do with this?
Grayson Jenkins
I'm back and so is Hanover Fist!
Luke Roberts
Hope you're all enjoying the story so far.
Kayden Ramirez
We left our hero grasping at the jaws of death and rejoin him in much the same situation.
Jaxson Brooks
EIO to the rescue!
Elijah Ross
Don't worry Nico, it's never too late when it comes to time travel!
Luis Young
How does an evil villain celebrate beating two people unconscious and stranding his arch nemesis to be eaten by a pack of dinosaurs? With pie a la mode.
Jace Watson
And of course the most satisfying thing in the life of such a man is denying others pleasure.
Jonathan Gomez
Nothing like nearly being torn apart by a hungry dinosaur to work up an appetite.
Juan Rodriguez
Ever the adventurer is Stern.
Robert Walker
Now let's ride some dinos.
Christopher Myers
Earth's not looking too good, garbage men are so busy flying zombies to the moon that there's no time for trash collection.
Alexander Adams
Poor Coffers can't even walk down New York's trash-filled streets without being attacked.
Michael Cook
And resorts to hiding in a garbage truck full of zombies,
Parker Thompson
Decapitating dinos really takes the edge off a stressful day.
Christian Butler
Although using your bare hands to do it shows a fairly high level of stress.
Joseph Clark
Pine nuts certainly don't sound very tasty.
Tyler Flores
So let's sample some mushrooms.
Leo Perry
Why knot indeed Beezer?
Alexander Myers
You know the dialogue in this is really well-written
Adrian Hughes
Clever girls.
Daniel Torres
Wrightson had been working on Captain Stern stuff for more than 16 years by the time this was published, there's some nice polish in this story.
I sure hope this doesn't have any terrible consequences, but what's the worst that could happen? Anybody want to take a guess?
Brayden Fisher
Looks like more trophies for Coffers.
Ryder Williams
WTC still standing I see.
Isaac Kelly
He has! Early on we saw some zombies working in one of his factories
Dominic Gray
Coffers explain the real estate market very succinctly.
Austin Morales
Oh no! Could this be it for Stern, Justine and Beezer!?
Adam Phillips
Hmm? Something bigger than a heard of dinosaurs is coming
Daniel Ward
And here's me thinking I thought I knew what evil was before this moment.
Leo Thomas
Calling Hanover Fist!
Michael Miller
>Are you gonna spoil your first Dinosaur Ride by worrying?
There's something cosmically obscene about a guy like Sternn being the most sensible person in the comic.
Kayden Bailey
Hanover put a lot of faith in Stern to make it back to him, three years spent wrestling dinosaurs and carving messaged into bedrock can't have been easy.
Aaron Mitchell
S'Nothing.
Logan Smith
Stern is one of those people for whom the universe seems to fold for their own convenience. If you know that you've got that kind of luck why wouldn't you just go with the flow?
Let's check in on Aldo and Nico
Logan Russell
Mama Fiste gave her son good advice.
Ayden White
It's hard to think of something sadder than being sent back in time and having to kill dinosaurs because your boss did something dumb.
Sebastian Edwards
What could be worse than refreshingly addictive cola?
Ryder Myers
Yeah, but I was introduced to this guy as a horrible bastard who was on trial for a few million different crimes and one moving violation. I dunno, I guess I keep on waiting to see him do something worthy of being torn into itsy bitsy pieces and buried alive. And he keeps on being this Ferris Bueller affable troublemaker type of guy.
Lucas Flores
I wonder?
Julian Torres
That's exactly who he is. In the trial scenario his enemies had him up on trumped up charges. He was calm because he knew he was innocent and that his angle with Hanover would get him out, it's like a game to him.
Now hold onto your butts folks.
Asher Turner
Because things are about to get funky.
Chase Moore
This is what happens when you give your accomplice 36 Million years of downtime waiting on a pick up.
Anthony Ortiz
The protestors have begun burning effigys, but they might not be ready to give up their Cola quite yet.
Grayson Anderson
Oh good, she's learning.
Jaxson Foster
Nice use of EIO to make sure that our heroes wouldn't miss the portal opening again.
Gabriel Perry
Dunno why Coffer's in such a hurry to get rid of the dead people, they buy Cosmic Coola too.
Tyler Nguyen
Yeah Justine, what's your problem?
Oliver Mitchell
True, but they clog up the streets and smell awful. Better fling them into the sun. As for the R.O.W.D.I.E.S, I think they just want to protest something for the sake of it.
Something very naughty indeed.
Michael Lee
>that spoiler
EXCUSE ME
Bentley Flores
Good old Stern, the simplest solution is often the best one.
Robert Johnson
Well there you have it ladies and gentlemen, zombie Tyrannosaurus Rex. Time to show Coffers what his tampering with time and nature has wrought.
Liam Allen
Earthworms have a vital role to play in the ecosystem.
Lincoln Roberts
Here comes the truth for poor Nico, how will he handle it?
Liam Martinez
Possibly better than Justine's handling the news about shooting the dinosaurs.
Asher James
Lets just say the entire animal kingdom deserves better than to be compared to Coffers and leave it at that.
Jaxon Ward
So, are our heroes and possibly our villain ready to face down zombie dinosaurs?
Noah Diaz
Anyone know somewhere I could download all these comics?
Isaiah Fisher
Oh the humanity! Look at the terrible tragedy man's careless greed and ambition has wrought. Can our heroes solve the plague of zombie dinosaurs and bring Fillmore Coffers to justice? I'm sure he's got a moving violation somewhere in those secret files. Tune in for issue 4 next time!
Eli Peterson
I wish I hadn't looked this up.
Joseph Long
Incredibly underrated post.
Leo Sanchez
>The Neverending Rape
kek
Jeremiah Martin
Hudson Nelson
Is there more?
Lucas Sullivan
user YES
sauce
Jonathan Myers
I hope i'm here for it. I'm really enjoying this series.
Gabriel Kelly
He looks like a demented superman in that first panel
Hunter Kelly
yes
Benjamin Davis
All dose poiple