It's that time again.
Pick a song.
Rewrite the lyrics to be Garfield themed.
It's that time again
Cameron Bell
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Landon Evans
Gar-fag is back?
Liam Morales
Do people notice whether I'm around or not?
Henry Rodriguez
Matthew Baker
I'm not a fan of puppeteers,
but I've a nagging fear
someone else has eaten all the food
Something terrible is going down
through the entire town
wreaking anarchy and all it brings
I can't sit idly
no I can't move at all
I curse the name
the one behind it all
Garfield, I'm howling at the moon,
And sleeping in the middle
of a summer afternoon
Garfield, whatever did we do
to make you punch Odie away?
I'm fine with changing status quo
but not in letting go
now the fridge is getting torn apart
A terrible catastrophe
played by a symphony
what a terrifying work of art
I can't sit idly
no I can't move at all
I curse the name
the one behind it all
Garfield, I'm howling at the moon,
And sleeping in the middle
of a summer afternoon
Garfield, whatever did we do
to make you punch Odie away?
Garfield, are we your prey alone
or are we just a stepping stone
for taking back the throne
Garfield, we won't take it any more,
so take your lasagna away!
Garfield, I'm howling at the moon,
And sleeping in the middle
of a summer afternoon
Garfieldd, whatever did we do
to make you punch Odie away?
Garfield, are we your prey alone
or are we just a stepping stone
for taking back the throne
Garfield, we won't take it any more,
so take your lasagna away!
Alexander Turner
Link to the original track?
Justin Smith
It's just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday
Dominic Hall
REST IN PEACE, user
Isaac Powell
Owen James
something tells me a young man bought them and not as a gift
Jose Gray
Ryan Johnson
ODIE GETTIN LICKY UH
GARFY GETTIN PISSY UH
JON A LITTLE SISSY UH
MONDAY FEELIN SHITTY UH
Cameron Baker
Eli Phillips
Jacob Price
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG PHONE
MY CAPTAIN
SUNK ME INTO THE OCEAN
TO WASH UP ONTO FRANCE
Joseph Wright
blessed frogs
Logan Bailey
Kek good one
Isaiah Diaz
Brody Sullivan
A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That Garfield used to make me smile
Oliver Lewis
Oh well now you gotta do the whole thing, lol
Jackson Reyes
>John walks warily down the street with the brim pulled way down low
>ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, lasagna ready to go
Brayden Cooper
Ah, I see you wanted to parody a song from the horsefuckers... and poorly at that
Brandon Parker
Ryder Perez
God, I'm getting Jojo part 4 flashbacks
Jaxon Scott
Cameron Rivera
Why are Garfeild phones showing up on the beaches of France?
Easton King
TOP TIER
Nathan Hughes
I heard there was a secret cur
that Garfield punched that pleased the purr
but you don't really care for Odie do you?
Austin Nguyen
Fansongs are so cringe inducing.
Kevin Bennett
A huge load of them dropped into the ocean and ended up a cave or something where they have been floating off along the coast.
Kevin Rodriguez
Garfield got me high
Garfield got me high
The cat full of lasagna sent a beam into my eye
Garfield made me die
Garfield made me die
He took my hand he killed me and he turned me to the sky
The cat it called to me
(And now I see the things that he has shown to me)
A cat that spoke a word
(An obese feline it can be heard)
And though I once preferred a human being's company
They pale before the tubby kitty that towers over me
Garfield got me high
Garfield got me high
The truth is where the cartoonist's pencil erased away the lie
Garfield made me fry
Garfield made me fry
My coat contained a furnace where there used to be a guy
The cat it called to me
(And now I see the things that he has shown to me)
A cat that spoke a word
(An obese feline it can be heard)
And as the screaming fire engine siren filled the air
The evidence had vanished from my charred and smoking chair
And what they found was just a cartoon
Standing where Garfield got me high
And what they found was just a cartoon
Standing where Garfield got me high
And now it is your turn
(Your turn to hear the cat and then your turn to burn)
The cat it calls to you
(You can't refuse to do the things he tells you to)
And as the screaming fire engine siren fills the air
The evidence will vanish from your charred and smoking chair
And what they found was just a cartoon
Standing where Garfield got me high
And what they'll find is just a cartoon
Standing where Garfield got you high
Owen Garcia
Daniel James
Mastering the forces of teleportation
gaining the secrets to travel through time
approaching the vortex, chronometer reading 1978 A.D.
What was the past will soon be changed
my first priority to destroy the Davis
crushing the myth of paradox
Merging with the past
shock waves rip the continuum
How long can I last, travelling at millenium?
Following the Lasagna shining abright
to the place of the holy birth site
craving my need to kill the one
born of the name "The Feline Son"
Destroy The Davis
Destroy The Davis
Destroy The Davis
Destroy The Davis
DIE - BY - THE - SIGN - OF - THE - PIPE
DIE - BY - THE - SIGN - OF - THE - PIPE
Now that I have you into my sights, Feline child
pulling the trigger with no reconcile
blasting away Jon, Odie, and Garfield
laughing hysterically all of the while
For decades I have awaited this confrontation
in time I will bring them all down
Your obese savior has now fallen
my reign of evil has only just begun
Eli Butler
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a Cat of Wealth and Taste
Been in the funnies for many a long, long year
Stole many a man's pipe, spread hate
I was 'round when Jon Arbuckle cried
Had his moments of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Odie
Pissed on his tie, ruined his dates
Pleased to Meet You
Hope you guessed my name
But what's puzzling you is the Nature of my Game
I really hated US Acres
And I decided it was a time for a change
I killed Orson, and his supporting characters
The Garfield & Friends animators, screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held an almost Gamergate-like Rank
When a Wikipedia Gender Debate War raged
And their credibility tanked
Pleased to Meet You
Hope you guessed my name
But what's puzzling you is the Nature of my Game
I watched with glee
While your Kangz and Queenth
REEEEE'd for a decade
Over memes they made
I shouted out
"Heathcliff came first!"
When the only one debating that
Was Jim and Me
So let me please introduce myself
I'm a Cat of Wealth and Taste
I kicked Odie off the table
Long before he hit the carpet
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
Oh yeah, pass the Lasagna
And the Haunted Hamburger, yeah baby
Just as the news makes every cop a criminal
And a bunch of dead thugs saints
As Pizza isn't on the food chain
Call Me Garfield
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some Lasagna
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Don't quote any of your well-learned anti-Jim Davis memes
Or I'll lay your soul to waste
(refrain chorus)
Brandon Russell
Is this a thing? Since when?
David Perez
Hang on to the good days
I can lean on my snacks
They help me going through hard times
But I'm feeding the enemy
I'm in league with the foe
Blame me for what's happening
I can't try, I can't try, I can't try
No one knows the hunger I went through
If fullness came I missed the call
The foodless days ain't over
I've tried and lost now I think that I pay the cost
Now I've watched all my dishes fall
They were made of lasagna, after all
Someday all this mess will make me laugh
I can't wait, I can't wait, I can't wait
If I ever feel full
Remind me to spend some good time with you
You can give me your dinner
When it's all over I'll let you know
If I ever feel full
Remind me to spend some good time with you
You can give me your dinner
When it's all over I'll let you know
It's like somebody took my plate
I ain't even eating my own feast
The dinnertime has changed well I didn't know
There are meals in my life I can't control
I feel the starvation around me
A thing I don't try to deny
I'd better learn to accept that
There's a part of my gut that will go away
Dark is the plate, cold is the kitchen
In the circular solitude of my stomach
As one who strives a hill of food to climb
I am sure I'll come through I don't know how
They say an end can be a start
Feels like I've been fed yet I'm still hungry
I'm losing my balance on the scale
Tell me please, tell me please, tell me please, tell me please
If I ever feel full
Remind me to spend some good time with you
You can give me your dinner
When it's all over I'll let you know
If I ever feel full
Remind me to spend some good time with you
You can give me your dinner
When it's all over I'll let you know
If I ever feel full
Remind me to spend some good time with you
You can give me your dinner
When it's all over I'll let you know
David Brooks
i bumped those thread
Easton Reed
I've been waiting
For a cat like you
To eat my lasagna
Ive been waiting
For a cutie too
Bully like nermal
James Ramirez
I'm gonna steal her plushies. I want them.
Asher Baker
I want all this stuff
Jack Martin
SHAME
AND DISGRACE OVER SHITTY LASAGNE
HELPS US TO UNDERSTAND
THE CHEESINESS DEEP INSIDE
THE FOOD INSIDE THIS PAN
AND THE MONDAYS DEEP INSIDE
Jason Morgan
It's now or never
For the vet to start
Don't worry Garfield, about tonight
Evan Miller
You're once
Twice
Three times the kitty cat
And I love you my dear
Michael King
Yes, we're glad to have you back.
Mason Morris
Still a good song, even with the pastal shit.
Lincoln Lee
Lasagna Time
Come on, grab your friends.
Tonight, we're dining Italian.
idk I can't do this
Evan Brooks
In the middle of the 'burbs
There can be no imposter
For the strange little kitty
Who eats all the pasta
With his long stripey tail
Fuzzy orange toes
He lives in Jon's house
And everybody knows him
Garfield (Garfield!)
Garfield the cat
He's only one foot tall
Garfield (Garfield!)
Garfield the cat
Biggest Monday-hater of them all
Brody King
I bumped those thread
Justin Hughes
>wearing my Garfield undies right now
Good stuff.
Ryder Thompson
O lasagna!
My favourite meal in a pan
Can't get enough
Second helpings I demand
With all my heart
Wanna see Nermal fly
In a box marked "Abu Dhabi"
Got an appetite
O lasagna
I swear I'll kick Odie
Jon is so sad
I miss Arlene
O lasagna I'll always want a piece
O lasagna I'll always want a piece!
Matthew Miller
David Turner
HOOUGH GARF'S FROM THE 'SCO
ODIE'S FROM THE P.I.
NERMALIO OR NERMAL SO BIG-EYED
TITO JON, JONMAN BABY
HE RAISED GARFIELD AND LOVES THE LADIES
GARF'S COOL, HE'S LAZY, ODIE'S LEARNIN
NUMBER ONE PIZZA PIE, STILL A VIRGIN
LIZ-AH, MEET THE FREAK OF THE WEEK-AH
GARF'S HOMEGIRL BUT JON WANTS TA KEEP HER
BUT IT'S NOT HAPPENIN' EITHER
SHAKE IT LIKE A SEIZURE
HOLDUP LEMME SPARK THIS TAKE A BREATHER
BREATHE THIS PIZZA IN MY LUNGS
I GOT GRAPES ON LASAGNA, SON'
IT'S THE GARFSHACK
this sucked
Wyatt Campbell
Well, I like sugar and I like tea
But I don't like mondays, no siree.
Levi Turner
That's actually pretty nice to know.
Benjamin Harris
I loved this, lol
David Morgan
Pic?
Lucas Allen
Blake Perry
Charles Sanchez
>mfw I heard it in Leonard's voice
Isaiah Howard
EPIC
Gabriel Gonzalez
Where could I buy these. Couldn’t find em anywhere
Jaxson Kelly
GARFIELD
GAAAAAARRFFFIIEEELDDDD
Garfield was a cat.
I mean, he was an orange cat.
Or maybe he was just an orange?
But he was still
GARFIELD
GAAAAAARRFFFIIEEELDDDD
Eating all of the lasagna
Eating all of his best friends
Eating Odie and their owner, Jon
AND THEN DOING IT ALL AGAAAAAAAAIN
DOING IT ALL AGAAAAAAAAIN
AND THE GARFIELD COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
Joshua Rodriguez
I did find this though
Ayden Walker
Adrian Brown
Isaac Kelly
Luke Rivera
Gavin Carter
Nicholas Flores
YOU CHANGED LIKE 2 LINES A FEW WORDS
that's the joke isn't it?
Isaiah Powell
what a wonderful reference
Julian Taylor
Andrew Baker
I was gonna catch some mice
Until i got fat
Wasn't gonna fall to this vice
But then i got fat
Those fuckers chew on Odie
Lots'a mice and rats
Because i am fat
Because i am fat
Because i am fat
Brandon Jackson
LA DUH DA
DA DA DA
Adam Cruz
Blake Myers
Landon Long
Elijah Kelly
Adrian Long
Asher Sanders
Austin Mitchell
Not that style but sometimes Target had Garfield underpants.
Charles Carter
Dylan Clark
William Garcia
Anthony Brown
Hudson Smith
Jaxson Gutierrez
Carter Edwards
what a beautiful reference
Lucas Sanchez
Tyler Allen
Colton Martinez
Isaiah Harris
Oliver Hernandez
Jackson Morales
Josiah Morris
Joshua Rogers
Please welcome, Ronnie James Odie!!!
Mmmmhhh mhmm
Yeah yeah
Holy Garfield
You've been down too long in the mozzarella cheese
Oh, what's becoming of me
Lasagna tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's not Heathcliff
Oh, don't you see what I mean
Gotta get away
Holy Garfield, yeah
Shiny pages
Like the eyes of a cat on the merchandise
Telephones are coming for you
Look out
Race through the Monday
You can smoke the pipe 'till you see the Jon
Oh, we will pray it's seventy-eight
Gotta get Pooky, get Pooky
Between the velvet memes
There's a truth that's hard to scale, yeah
Jim’s vision never dies
Life's a never-ending meal
Holy Garfield
You're the star of the franchise
No need to look so afraid
Jump, jump
Jump on the tiger
You can kick the dog cause you know he's dim
Some clowns can never be seen, yeah
Holy Garfield
You've been down too long in the mozzarella cheese
Oh, what's becoming of me
No, no
Lasagna tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's not Heathcliff
Oh, don't you see what I mean
Gotta get Pooky, get Pooky
Gotta get Pooky, get Pooky, yeah
Holy Garfield, Veterans Day survivor
You're the one who's clean
Holy Garfield
Never come to knew, coming after you
Oh, holy Garfield, yeah
Alright, get Pooky, get Pooky, get Pooky
Holy Garfield
Holy Garfield
Oh, holy Garfield, mmmmmmMondays, I hate 'em
Asher Peterson
Julian Lee
Nolan Miller
Aaron Peterson
pic of me
Colton Cook
Caleb Roberts
Justin Lewis
>Nocturnus
based
Jaxson Rodriguez
odie are you ok, are you ok, are you ok
odie are you ok, are you ok, are you ok
you've hit by, you' be struck by an orange cat
Samuel Jackson
bump
Lincoln Nelson
Hudson Ortiz
This is pretty clever
Easton Rodriguez
Imagine there's no Mondays
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no Nermal, too
Imagine all the lasagna
Eating every piece
You, you may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you will join us
And shove Odie just for fun
Ian Ortiz
Camden Stewart
Robert Jones
Xavier Jenkins
Adam Campbell
GAAAAAAARFIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEELD
Julian Martinez
Is there only one guy in this thread desperately trying to keep this alive?
Jayden Stewart
Ooooooh Ooooodieee
I will come kick you when you lose your bone
Chasing the only
Meaningful femur you thought you had left
With some nastyyyyyyy
Red and danglyyy
Terrible tongue that was doing her thing on my beeeeeed
But ooooooooooh Ooooodieeeee
It isn't as tasty as you'd like to guess!
In your memoryyy!
Spitting all over meee!
It isn't there, now you'll faaaaall!
Jose Wood
There are a couple
Luis Clark
cat brush
basically Jim Davis