ITT: worst Yea Forums parents

what the fuck, what's this

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It was all fine when bart was shown to outwit homer on a daily basis and homer was his foil.

*blocks your path*

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Child grooming? I'm not sure about the name of the comic, though.

Bart has lots of talents, Lisa just tries to shut them down so he can’t be anything but a loser.

Shut up Meg

Do white parents really leave their kids unattended like that?

>Batman
>living parents

Pick one.

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(((white)))

I know nobody watched Unsupervised, but I really found main character's stepmother to be entertainingly bad at parenting.

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It took 20 posts?

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Wait, I found worse

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Didi is jewish

>Marge is incapable of discipline
I don't think she needs to though. She basically just needs to talk to her children and they listen, because they're already disciplined. Bart does almost all his shit intentionally out of her earshot

Her flaw is being too permissive with Homer.

Who dis

What I hate about the fairyodd parents is not that they're a bunch of asses but that they keep acting like they're *just good parents*. They're pos to the point of where I'm almost offended that the show tries to make them out to be normal parents.

>Who dis
His thing is that he's raping his daughter. I don't know if there's more to him, comics are posted here occasionally for shock value, I never bothered looking into them.

>Who dis
Run while you're still pure

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Clarissa storytime?

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I'll take that as a yes.

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Yeah, I don't think it really gets worse than them.

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my mind is forever ruined after this thread

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We are not even 1/4 into it it yet.

What a rude little bunny.

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best strap in, friend.

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kill me please

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So why doesn't the mother tell anyone what's up? Is she that afraid of losing her nice comfy life?

We get a little more into the rest of the family later.

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They probably wouldn't believe her anyways, upstanding man like that outside of the home? Nah can't be him, he'd never do that. If she stands up he'll probably beat and rape her anyways, probably does

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Right now in fact.

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>don't like it? cry to the whole fucking world if you don't
Is the brother mocking Clarissa for the sexual abuse or is he subtly telling her to ask others for help in his own jackass way?

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All those kids are getting fucked I figure or have been

He's clearly the oldest sibling so he was around when they were all just a happy family. I think he blames Clarissa for the current situation.

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And I shat on Homer... Holy fuck... This dude is such an asshole

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He's mocking her. The eldest brother, mother, and father are all extremely abusive. The second brother is afraid to speak out lest they turn on him, but it seems like he can tell that the rest of his family is fucked up royally.

He's mad at his dad for doing such horrible things to his sister but he can't stand up to him so he bullies his sister instead because after all, if she wasn't there, there would be no problem in the family, right?

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He's probably been abused as well, and takes it out on her because everyone else does

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I'm not sure that's true. I don't see anything to indicate the dad is gay. And it makes more sense if the family was normal before the dad started fucking Clarissa.

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And that's all I've got. I've seen the rest of Take Me to Work Day posted, but I haven't got it saved. So unless someone else would like to finish that's the end.

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GarryxClarissa OTP. He will ride into her home as a knight in shining armour and challenge her dad to a duel.

Someone please post

And then Frank knocks on the door, takes the parents to the basement and kills them. The End.

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well fuck now im actually invested in it

Ignoring Clay is probably the best answer. Just a bitter evil bastard who only knew how to hurt people. Hell in his own way he really might be the worst.

>Shoots his son
>Uses the rubbing alchohol he could have used to avoid an infection to get black out drunk right in front of his son
>Wakes up and pretends he doesn't remember what happened only to turn around and tell Orel he's glad he shot him when he wasn't useful

The fact that he's fully aware of what a sack of shit he is makes it all the worse.

>tfw saw the end of the first panel and havent clicked anything else since
p h e w now its time to leave this thread

yours

you dodged a bullet sir

The idea of raping one's own child feel so bizarre. Like, I can imagine kidnapping a kid from the streets, or molesting a kid you work with.

But that's like, your daughter. You held her as a baby, you changed her diapers and shit. How do you get from there to "It should would be fun to fuck her"

Orels grandpa really should have taken him

Imagine you have those urges to molest children but you want to do it without the potential chances of getting busted for doing another person's kid

So you use your own, because they're right there and who else will they go to?

I remember there being some kind of chemical or process men go through after they have kids, basically the same urge that's connected to scaring off every boy that comes by your little girl is also artially connected to why you're not sexually attracted to them even after they grow up. I imagine some kind of chemical imbalance could be the cause, but I'm making assumptions off science I can barely remember. More realistically they could just be a straight up sociopath.

I mean, the premise of the whole show is that their son is unbelievably miserable, to the point that he was given fairies at all.

No one could seriously think Timmy has good parents. His life is objectively terrible pre-fairies.

Jesus christ

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>there are still people that don't know about Clarissa

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Between shitty parents, a vile cunt of a baby-sitter, a thuggish bully, a sadistic fae-obsessed teacher, a vain crush that was put on a bus, and other crap, is it any wonder Timmy became a misanthropic asshat in the final season?

I... I have no words for just how fucked up that was.

Now that the competition for shitty parents has a decisive winner, who is the worst Yea Forums sibling?

>mfw their face when

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>a straight up sociopath
Is there any doubt of this? Did you read how he blames his family for his sterss here? >106703218
Even if he didn't fucked his sons he probably beat them or some shit because they are all scared as hell of him.

One of the few remaining teeth Yea Forums has left to remind you it's still Yea Forums.

thats what he said; white

So what you're saying is I could put something in the water to make the frogs pedophiles? Think I have the plot for a comic right here.

The ONE TIME I decide to browse Yea Forums for the first time in almost a year. Holy fucking christ.

Is it not obvious? That brother is a piece of shit too.

Rugrats parents are on another fucking level, honestly i watch the show for them.

After all these years I finally understand Lipschitz.
Saw Didi once and it just clicked.
Wow. I am one slow faggot.

>People are seeing Clarissa for the first time in 2019

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So does the dad ever get arrested?

The show should of been about them, once you hit adulthood you find the babies kinda annoying and relate more to the parents who are all jaded boomers despite only having kids for a year now

das rayciss!

There's already a million other shows all about shitty adult life. Leave Rugrats alone.

Bart grows up to be the chief of supreme court tho

Well, I mean- if he inherited the furry gene both his parents have, it was only a matter of time.

Aside from the rape, he’s pretty emotionally abusive to the whole family. He’s the worst to his daughter of course, and it seems the main reason everyone keeps quiet is because they’re all terrified of him.

here's a little palette cleanser for those who have experienced Clarissa for the first time(we really need to make more crossover scenarios where her dad gets mauled, especially by other fictional dads)

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Modern simpsons ignores that in favor of future bart being a bum just like how his demolition company and law practice failed.

It's part of nature to be slowly replaced by newfags.
Remember people that don't remember 9/11 can browse this site.

Please post the rest im invested in it

>Bart is fucked.

Nah, Bart will just join the Marines and they'll straighten him out.

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Goddamn
I really don't know what to say.

Like I'm invested but also feeling depressed

So any of you guys have the animated short?

Holy fuck, this thread.

Toxin hates him, Scorn and Raze are dead, and don't get me started on his "family" from Maximum Carnage

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>parents all dress like clowns
>Chuckie is afraid of clowns
Which one do you think touched him, Yea Forums?

God this hurts. Read between the lines bitch

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>it's a "Yea Forums pedophile dumps clarissa yet again because they get hard from seeing others shame his perversion by proxy" slide thread
Go back to your loudhouse thread already

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NOT Stu.

All these people discovering a Yea Forums legend in 2019...I still remember that one thread when we collectively found about it circa...2009? 2010?

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Any screen grabs from the thread?

Look in the archive, user.

This might help, I found this on my folder. A Warbot-Clarissa crossover. Some drawfag madeit for /tg/ on December 2019. So it happened earlier than that.

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>on December 2019
how's the future looking user, humans finally landed on the moon, cheetos no longer fill your fingers with the orange crap? Dragons finally came back to take full control of the world to fix it?

HOO-HUH-HUH-HEHEHEH!

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Is Clarissa the closest thing that Yea Forums has to Yea Forums's "Girl in Concrete"?

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I'd say Borgia: Blood for the Pope is more fucked up than Girl in Concrete. Which, granted, is pretty goddamn awful.

>Alejandro Jodorowsky
Getting on this immediately

>killed their own children from their collateral damage
>currently at war with one another using the entire human race as pawns

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Thread.

Oz did nothing wrong

Before this thread, this was the only thing i knew about clarissa....

So what's the deal with the artist? This shit is too real for him to not have experienced it, or know someone who did

Well that was uh interesting. I bet Clarissa is going to be hot when she's older.

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He rather do Light God's bidding than rule with his wife. He did plenty wrong.

There was some fanart around of an adult Clarissa and her son that she molests

Anywhere I can keep reading? As fucked up as it is, I do want to see where it ends up going.

Some people can't control their urges or impulse. The fact that its their child makes the tabboo even more arousing. Humans are degenerates like any other animal.

>There was some fanart around of an adult Clarissa and her son that she molests
Nice.

That makes me feel sad.

>sour coins
FUCK

That's the hell of the Clarissa comics. They're a really accurate depiction of the impact of child sexual abuse.

I laugh because thinking: "Hey, I live in a fairly dense neighbourhood. Statistically there's a good chance this is either happening, or has recently happened, to someone within a thousand yards of me. I will never know or be in a position to do anything that will make the slightest bit of improvement" is just too fucking bleak to contemplate.

All the best comedy should have something horrible gnawing at its core.

I'm on volume 3 right now, and I honestly wouldn't really call it fucked up.
It's definitely more degenerate, but it uses sex far too often and too cheaply to entrance potential readers. I feel as if I'm watching Game of Thrones. And most crimes go by so quickly, as a reader you feel as attached to them as much as the Cardinal Borgia does.

I have many more criticisms, but basically it lacks that deeply gut-wrenching sensation of complete disgust that one gets from reading Girl in Concrete.

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Explain.

Oh they are the king and queen of bad parents, alright.

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She's saying that's what monsters taste like

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poor Clarissa, this is the first time reading these

why's Stu such a manlet

The artist does such a good job at making terrifying smiles

I thought I was the only one who saw that show. Are you, dare I say, my nigga?

I fucking hate that I read this.

What year is it set in?

>He'll make you earn it

Jesus....

>am not
Is Garry still denying he'll marry Clarissa a few panels after the fact.

Does he actually like her?

They weren't shitty, they were just idiots.

by 2050 Clarissa will be seen as blackface for pedophiles

Based

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157 posts in.

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At least they try...a bit.
Maybe for Meg
Explain why
If she was still alive after all.

i need more of these

>ME ME, get it?
I just got that she's trying to signal to her teacher that the chipmunk, Mimi, is her.

woah......... deep....

You can't expect anyone to try topping a Clarissa dump

I remembered reading Clarissa when I was underaged b& back in ‘11

Did it make you swear off molesting little girls?

Is there something you need to talk about, user?

I remembered seeing this strip for the first time and thinking why did this little girl rape her poor stuffed animal. I didn't know much about the background of the story, didn't see the previous strip. Holy shit, wow.

Look at the strip before this one. Notice the Dad in the first panel putting on his belt as he's leaving her room.

any disney parent really.

Explain the french toast and syrup to me? I'm literally a brainlet and don't get it. Part of me says the syrup is a representative of cum, but I'm not sure.

Who dis?

Scroll down the thread.

Look at all those chipmunks.

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Think you looking too much into that part m8

Just saw it. Well that was fucked up.

Look at the facial expression and position each of them are in...

Is this a metaphor? Why has Clarissa multiplied?

Is Clarissa's dad jewish? Hes got a long nose

oy vey

>huh-who said things aren’t normal?
The kid is mental breakdown of spilling the truth to someone

That's just disney's shitty way to kickstart a plot

If anyone were to spill the beans first, it'd be him he just needs a little push

Marines don't fix dumb, they just make dumb strong and mildly disciplined at best

In a few months people who were born after 9/11 can post. Which of course means that probably half the website is already born after 9/11.

I just found out in this thread. I thought Yea Forums had shown me its horrors.

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If only we could get away with a Mai Chan dump...

You know after seeing snuff gifs/webms on /pol/ I'm somewhere happy to know that I'm still human.

What is mai chan?

You should've been here back in the early 2000's back when the mods weren't so attentive. There was a reason Yea Forums had such a bad reputation.

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how can one post be so succinct in its bleak portrayal of the future?
oh, right.

the present examples of abuses.

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So did clarissa have an ending or did the guy who drew the comic just stop drawing it?

>Like, I can imagine kidnapping a kid from the streets, or molesting a kid you work with.

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At least there were times they still made a genuine effort. They were super dysfunctional, but not evil.

He means its more logical for a pedophile to rape some kid they barely know or one that isn't theirs but to rape your own child takes a certain kind of mental "wrongness" that many cannot even conceive

And kidnapping and raping a random kid off the street wouldn't imply that something's mentally wrong with you?

Yes mongoloid, it means you're a fucking pedophile. The point is that the guy sort of gets that an immoral pedo would rape a random kid, but can't conceive the level of fucked up you'd have to be to rape your own child.

It would but to do it to YOUR own child is what many would consider to be a step above the immorality of raping a kid. Lets say you had two murderers. One killed someone random person unrelated to them, people would obviously view them as a killer. The other killed their own parent(s) or kid(s), people would view that person worse than the first even though they commited the same crime.

Would I be a horrible person if I said I want to anal rape the dad and murder the mom and older son?

I guess a part of me finds it hard to rank different levels of child rape and child murder. If you're in the state of mind where you'd genuinely feel justified in doing it for the sake of some twisted base impulse then it doesn't really matter who you are or who you're specifically taking it out on. You're psychologically broken either way.

What gets me is how he casually talks about it as if the shit he is doing to her is completely normal.

I actually met two brothers whose names were Oranjello and Lemonjello.

Give examples please

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Mother of projectors, Batman.

What?

i repressed all memory of that manga 10 years ago when i first found about porn. thanks for reminding me.

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What do you mean?

Where's a link to all these

Cheese pizza and gore happened more often and existed longer before deletion.

Found it.
whatisdeepfried.com/2000/12/31/clarissa/

The disturbing about Clarissa is how it feels like it was based off someone's real life horrific experience yet the artist is like "Lol no"

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They're white trash, but they do care for their kids. Surprised you didn't pick Butter's parents

If you want a 'actually based of someone's life story' comic, here's one that I've seen talked about on Yea Forums a couple times
vice.com/en_us/article/vdzevd/comics-harvey-james-760-v16n3

I never understood what was up with the ending.

You mean it was based on the same TV shows you've seen or are you saying you're a pedophile?

I'll post the rest.

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do you think he draws actual clarissa porn and keeps it to himself

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>tfw you could probably get away with a surprise goatse or tubgirl imgur link these days

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End

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>DNA Identified; Crotty, D.
>What are you doing here? | The door said I could

>Do you want to earn it [...]?
>But no lobster hands this time.

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>real life horrific experience comic
reminded me of this
imgur.com/gallery/VuuHn

The ending confused me too

This looks more like Johnny the Homicidal maniac than anything else. Really hits that same over the top "evil world" mood.
Which makes Clarissa, Dib.

It didn't confuse me, user. It upset me.

He's asking for a handjob, and he's telling her not to squeeze like last time. That's why the door registered Dad's DNA on her hand.

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Oh, I should've gotten that

>vice.com/en_us/article/vdzevd/comics-harvey-james-760-v16n3
I've literally never seen this mentioned on Yea Forums.
What is it?

>Even though we stopped doing bad things
I really hope there is an ending where he gets some form of karmic punishment and Clarrisa gets the help she needs, because god damn is that stuff gonna fuck her up.
But let's be honest, how often do people like that get punished and the victims helped? Not often enough... Fuck that comic.

>forcing your daughter to give you a handy for mcdonalds
This is the worst parent and nothing can be said otherwise

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I know, right. His daughter will grow fat.

God I can't imagine living your live after going through all of that.

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Oh come on, Yea Forums isn't THAT tumblr

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DONT

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I remember seeing people freaking out in the hallway of my high school. I was in 9th grade at the time and remember how news reports were saying that a plane accidentally hit the tower. It wasn't until the second plan hit that everyone understood what was happening. At 32 years old. I'm shocked at how little is taught of that day when everyone was watching and recording it.

Yeah no. Bart has issues and the Marines will strengthen his resolve into a force of nature that will end up getting him killed.

One day some boy is going to say he likes her. That'll be entertaining to watch.

People these days would somehow unironically blame 9/11 on us being "islamaphobic". Blame the SJWs

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>don’t be islamaphobic! You’re radicalizing innocent people!
>shut the fuck up you're a white male! your opinion has no value and you’re all rapists and racists!

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>>don’t be islamaphobic! You’re radicalizing innocent people!
SJWs love to scream about "victim blaming" yet they say shit like this, the ironing is delicious.

I still hold the opinion that we should have napalmed the fuck out of any country that aided the Taliban and others who assisted in the attack.

Nothing against Islam as there are a lot of shitty religions in existence.

>Nothing against Islam
No no no no, you should very much have a ALOT against islam, do not even for one second have a positive opinion of that sexist, homophobic, racist, violent "religion" death cult or the people who follow it,

Do you remember Pearl Harbor? Perhaps the Civil Rights movement? Generations happen. They don't hold the events you held as close to the heart because they weren't old enough to understand them, or because it happened in the past. Just because it matters to you, as it should, doesn't mean it will matter as much or at all to them aside from being a part of history. The same could be said of you to your father/mother, and so on and so on.

That's life.

Go choke on a cock. The fact you hold those idiots in high enough opinion to give them a secind thought should say abiut how much your predictions matter.

>tfw you're seeing clarissa for the first time, but you've been on this site so long and you're so desensitized that it's not even registering with you

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user, let me clarify. I find Islam pig disgusting and it should be removed from this planet. However, I'm not going to blame the religion for 9/11.

Fair enough. I'm looking at a different viewpoint as well that I haven't talked about yet. One of my close friends is a science school teacher. She enjoys history as well but refuses to teach it due to how shitty the schools control what is taught to students. This school year the history teach stated that they had to change how WW1 and WW2 were taught and reduce the amount of Nazi topics per outcries of parents in the community.

Excuse me retard? I don't hold them in any positive regard at all nor am I giving them a second thought, I'm mocking them in a dismissive matter.

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>I'm not going to blame the religion for 9/11.
And why not? The attack was carried out in the name of islam, it happened entirely because of radical islamic terrorism

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That's nightmare fuel levels of shit m8...

YOU'RE AN ABSURD PROPOSITION!

I'm not desensitized enough to not entirely care, but I just start imagining all the freakouts Clarissa would have and chuckle.

First time actually getting context on it and all it's done to me is make me angry.

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They're much more worse as people than they are as parents

redpill me on clarissa

t. 27 yo boomer

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Can we get a karmic sequel?

Please?

Her dad fucks her and she doesn't like it.

thats it?

Yes. It's all very edgy.

Saudi Arabia funded the hell out of the Taliban and the US didn’t do shit about them, hell they helped the damn Saudis out by going for Saddam for the oil.

Based upon my knowledge and experience of edgy, indie comics. no_

Are there any other comics where Clarissa interacts with normal kids? "I don't care much for being fucked by daddy" is getting pretty stale, but this gives it a new and interesting angle.

Yeah, yeah, Clarissa's dad wins this... however...

The Rugrats parents shouldn't even count; the entire joke is they're unaware their kids have crawled over heaven and earth without their knowledge.

Dru is the exception; he and Charlotte are wretchedly awful parents and he's also a VERY shitty person.

Did Bob *ever* really try apart from that episode that ended with him and Helga seeing a musical they both hated? I don't even want to count that one since it was kinda a lousy conclusion

how the fuck did you all forget

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Her daddy's dick milk tastes like dirty pennies.

>Did Bob *ever* really try
I think he got a bit of a redemptive moment in the first movie, after he tried to murder a conman.

Yeah, I think this purged me of my lolicon fetish.

>Mods didn't enforce rules as much as they do now only got involved when things got really bad.
>Furry stuff was completely shunned, fursecutions were a daily process.
>Cheese Pizza, zoo, and Gore threads almost daily at one point.
> Recall a thread where one guy showing pics of a hedgehog he stabbed with a knife, another posted pictures of an asian guy eating a cooked fetus in broth.
>Decided to avoid Yea Forums at that point, and stayed with Yea Forums from then on.
>Yea Forums was actually taken seriously, for various reasons aside from the above, anonymous was really active, even before their infamous Scientology raid.
>A lot of anons took time to Doxx websites and even M00t himself.
>In short. Pure chaos.
>Yea Forums was love. Yea Forums was life.

If you want a taste of what it was like, check out "Offended" at Encyclopedia Dramatica, although that has been watered down as well overtime.

Fuck I'm old.

Not the little girl too? She's the cutest one!

im seething right now please tell me there more please that there will be justice

I might have a scenario that could make things worse.

>Don't forget to thank Clarissa's parents for letting you stay the week, Orel. God knows that if your parents need some time away from you, you'll be an especially large burden on the Crotties'.
I attempted.

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Surprised Bojack's parents haven't been mentioned.

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White isnt a real race, German, British, ect are. White is slang, slang that is defined by perspective.

In Africa, they define blacks as people born in South Africa, while whites are born in North Africa. Even if your the darkest nigger, I'd your born in North Africa, your "white". To an African, Black Americans are SuPer White!

Jews are not white. They are Jews.

we shouldnt have dropped the bombs on japan
we should have turned around
and let russia have the revenge they so craved

French toast is a "normal" American breakfast, and they are trying to convince themselves that what is happening is normal
The syrup is just her brother finding a way to bully her, blaming her for the fact they aren't normal. It's HER fault their father is a sick fuck, at least in the brother's mind.

Literally no other religious group who have encountered islam directly likes islam. Sikhs, copts, hindus, and middle eastern christians in general fled to the west or other areas to escape persecution or conflict by muslims.

Islam's basis of theology is mormonism tier with a warlord bent, because muhammad was illiterate and not particularly high iq enough to keep his story straight.

Compared to Butter's parents they are saints.

Steven and Linda Stotch are dismissive unfeeling crocodiles that disregard everything Butters says in the most obtuse and fucked up ways possible, they ignore him even after probing him for answers, they punish him even when he's telling the truth, and they generally just don't give a fuck about him and treat him like a stranger. It's not even comedic.

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Guro Manga about immortal woman who, at the behest of her cruel mistress, unwittingly prostitutes herself to sick deranged men who dismember her and sexually ravage her.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mai-chan's_Daily_Life

There was a popular meme that sprouted from it... Encyclopedia Dramatica can tell you all about it...
But warning, NSFW of course

encyclopediadramatica.rs/Baby_Fuck

It's AWWWWWWWWWWWW RIGHT!

I disagree about 80%

Marge is a damn pretty good parent, she pushed Lisa into success, and tried to do the same with Bart. She was caring and empathetic. She cleans the house, cooks the food, prepares the beds. She also expresses concern when her kids do wrong and tries to set them on the right path. Her flaw is that she can be hokey at times and not understand the perspective of her children and others, but to be fair, what boomer isn't?

Homer is half and half. He is irritable and very very dumb. The quintessential Delta negative male. However, he is genuinely sweet, and very kind to Lisa and only strangles Bart because, let's face it, Bart deserves it. Thankfully, Marge can manage things and prevent the household from becoming hoarder central as is the case with most Delta negatives. Marge chose Homer because the other guy at her college, Artie Ziff, who was really smart, and could have given her an upper class lifestyle, was a touchey-feely creep(such is the case with Gamma negative males), whereas Homer was not and had more passion for food than sex.

A lot of the mishaps the Simpsons face aren't really the fault of the parents but of circumstance. They tend to have average to poor lower middle class income.

The outcome of their efforts is evident with Lisa, a straight A student and creator's pet who espouses the creator's liberal viewpoints. Lisa becomes president of the United States in the future after Trump bankrupts the country. And Bart becomes a construction worker, which is pretty fine considering his delinquency in his youth.

Overall 7/10 parentage. I bet on my life the Simpsons were a lot better parents than the parents of all the User's in this thread...

Including mine :(

Is the dad retarded?

>Clarrisa gets the help she needs, because god damn is that stuff gonna fuck her up.
She's not real

You assholes want to bomb civilians again?

The bombings and American Occupation did absolute wonders for Japan. It was the best thing that ever happened to them. They were, and still kinda are, a nation full of gammas and omegas. They needed a country full of Alphas and Betas to kick the shit out of them.

Before, they were a country that did this:
Now, they are pretty awesome, making cool cartoons and video games, and the worst thing they do in recent years is just war crime denial from right wingers, Dolphin fishing, and tentacle hentai that makes people puke.

Nowadays however, we're sensitive, and we lose easily winnable wars because of it.

Imagine if we treated the Muslims like we treated the Japanese during WW2. You know like make caricature cartoons of them being stupid and getting (heroically) raped and bombed and shot in the face for being fucktards. South Park had the right idea with having Cartman pull Bin Laden's pants down and have Bin Laden speak "DURKA DURKA MOHAMAD JIHAD!!!" that perfectly reflects the stupid squiggly line language that means whatever you want it to mean.

I mean just think...
youtube.com/watch?v=4taggCYDGUE
Why the fuck are we this sensitive? This war is pretty much all on them. They have absolutely fuck all no reason for 9/11 and the London Train bombings and the gay bars they shoot up. The USA funded them in the first place to spite Commies that were tearing down their mosques. They claim "we started this war because we built bases on Muslim holy grounds" But those military bases are what saved them from the commies who were going to take away their religion in the first place. Since they stabbed in the back, we should have let the commies rape them. Thanks for nothing middle east!

/pol/fags GTFO

oh user...

You guys are lame getting outraged over you're acting like this is the most disgusting shit in the world it's just a black comedy learn to laugh a little.
Also he's ultra based for not letting some other man cuck him out of his daughter. Think about it logically.

At least Clarissa's dad didn't abort her. He's still got a lot of real world women beat even though he's a cartoon character that's supposed to be super edgy evil.

edgy comment dude. father is winning because he dicked her first. say this out loud to real people too, see what they think

being killed before birth would have been far better for Clarissa than the smorgasbord of abuse and the lifelong psychological damage that comes with it.

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You guys are the only real people I need lol.

>m-muh p-p-psychological d-damage
Listen to yourself you cuck.
Abortion is murder. Even the most monstrous demonic pedophile wouldn't kill a child that can't even speak for itself, so what does that say about these jezebels? It says the women are succubi that must be purged in fire because all they do is suck out our manhood and produce nothing in return.

Also being so absolutely outraged over a comic like this is clearly just a thinly veiled smoke screen to most likely hide your own pedophilic and murderous anti-life tendencies.

106739671(you)

He was an awful person, but not a terrible parent.

>The bombings and American Occupation did absolute wonders for Japan. It was the best thing that ever happened to them. They were, and still kinda are, a nation full of gammas and omegas. They needed a country full of Alphas and Betas to kick the shit out of them.
>Before, they were a country that did this:
A reminder They deserved to be nuked again after that shit.

The only cuck here is you autistic pro-life faggot who thinks life are worthy at any rate.

>rape is worse than murder says the redditor
You have to go back.

It wasn't much of a laugh when your daughter got a taste of my sour coins.

Yeah it sucked.

Jokes on you faggot I already gave her herpes.

cringed at the terminology.

Fuck I forget pro-life retards like you exist. I'm sure you cry yourself to tears every time you blow a load, you dumb faggot.

/thread

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He saved Martha after all

>continue living through suffering is less worse than death
t. brainlet pro-life

>being killed before birth would have been far better
Imagine being so retarded that you think killing someone is better.

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He's right you know.

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He was being a huge dick, but roping his infant son into covering his ass was unforgivable

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the jews

Gotta say, those are some cute nipples.

based

>pro-lifers, the ultimate cucks, calling other people cucks
>pro-lifers, the ultimate cucks, implying that a lifetime of ceaseless suffering is better than the comfort and nothingness of the void

see, i can use buzzwords too, just like you cool kids

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meant to call this post based, not the pro-life fuck post

(You) don't even deserve a serious reply, But here it is.

Go kill yourself.

Clarissa's dad is based and redpilled
If you disagree you don't belong here

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Clarissa's dad is a hero. This thread is cringy with fake moralfags trying to play the cool "ugh what monster" kids. You're not cool. You're cucks.
Girls exist for men and men alone. All girls do without men is abort children like little whores. If you are a man you need to uncuck yourself, fuck a woman into submission, make her produce a daughter for you under threat of stoning if she aborts, then stone her anyway and fuck the daughter.
That's the truth and you can't refute it. It's irrefutable.

ok retard

user don't sit there and lie to me like that.

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>REEEE WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO KILL BABIES
Keep your satanic fetish to yourself.

So Clarissa's dad is Roosh? If so he's a filthy sand nigger that needs to be purged you fucking faggot.

This is such a fucked up concept.

>Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry
>Behaving like the Chinese for any reason at any capacity

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Chinese are based.
Saudi Arabia are based.
Nazi Germany are based as fuck.
Being American ruined America, it's time to go back to formula.

>dictatorship is based
Fuck off statist

Jesus.

she just didnt care. shes not like thaddeus or clay that mentally fucked their kids up

How do I get a gf like Clarissa?

In therapy

Fun times...

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Great idea! I want a damaged girl that just wants to be rescued!

>Like, I can imagine kidnapping a kid from the streets, or molesting a kid you work with.

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those are a jar of the dad's memories. all the pain faces, the wincing, the grunting, the tantrums, the dead inside. the positions he put her tiny body in, as he used her every hole.
=)

like some kind of manic pixie dream boy?

>I can imagine kidnapping a kid from the streets
:^)

mos pedophiles target their own relatives, or children they have lots of access to. Kiddy snatching happens but it's less than 20% of cases.

>even the most demonic pedophile wouldnt kill a child that can't even speak for itself
Here is your (you) you absolute retard

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>you always be a newfag

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Nah, more like Savior complex.

Yeah, it is kind of weird. I'm glad it was posted though so I can revisit and check for tiny things I've missed.

/thread

Too reddit for my tastes.

It's interesting to see the amount of posters on Yea Forums legitimately disgusted by Clarissa. Sort of like Yotsuba Chan, perhaps it's a sign for all the shit that goes on this site, there's at least an ounce of humanity left, which in the end, I suppose, is enough

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it would make sense

Fuck off poltards

I guess there are some benefits to the zoomers taking over.

Came here to post this

>anonymous
Too bad what happened to them

how is that Reddit in any shape or form?

Reminder that the US is, right now, in peace negotiations with the Taliban.

>he thinks Jews are perfect
kek

>he thinks whites are perfect
Kek

wut

>he thinks everything bad is by DA JOOS and everything good is by muh whites

dude...
>imagine getting this triggered over a jew joke
newsflash: jews did 9/11

It's my first time seeing this and I just wanna fucking stab the family except Clarissa over and over.

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You're probably the type of fag that thinks he's cool because he's "desensitized" and edgy XD.

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After reading this I feel despair.
(It doesn’t help I had something like that happen to me before too...)

>a jew joke
>it got an ugly nose he's Da Joo!
Really funny stuff you got there

>newsflash: jews did 9/11
Whatever BS conspiracy you retard believe in....

Hello chaim

Fuck jews
Kill em all

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Do brown parents really beat their kids with shoes?

See

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just eat cheetos with chopsticks

kek JIDF in a literal comic thread
HAHAHAHA

The JIDF is everywhere, user.

How much for rent?

Even under my bed?

Also, by looking at this thread, you can unironically see how 4fuck has changed throughout the years and what kind of abomination it is now.
Gook-moot, you fucking faggot pull that plug out, I dare ya.

Ill give you one shekel to suck my dick you kike

Hope you like jidf threads cause you're in one

Even the younger brother? Poor kid's just a nervous wreck who obviously wants to help her but doesn't know how

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Behave, goyim.

It's almost like Jews can be either lefties or right wing....

>Ignoring the fact Jews under USSR also suffered and weren't allowed to practice Judaism

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No

>thinking its just about wether they're left or right
Wherever they reside in they must destroy and subvert the host country's people

>no
I mean, it's not like you have a chance or anything.

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Ill just donate the shekel to Palestine lmao

109 countries

Still getting replaced tho.

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>implying jews arent as anti white as niggers

Kikes still arent human

Look at the last panel The entire family are bastards

this but unironically
still gonna exist in 100 years

Zionism is white supermacy

That too. G*d bless those amerimutt evangelics for generous donations.

All europeans should be entitled to holocaust reparations since jews are white

Actually, Poland will soon pay 65 billion $ as a compensation for all the jewish property that was destroyed/taken over during and after WWII.
Can't possibly think of a better goys.

Judaism isn't ethnicity, it's national religion either by birth or conversion.

Poland won't pay shit

Cant jew your way out of this one fellow white

Yeah and Dolan will build the wall.
And will jail Hilalry..
and will "drain the swamp" -whatfuckingever that was about
and will quit being world police..
and...oooh.., right

>Ethiopian, Indian and Middle Eastern Jews don't exist

They do but i want jews in america to leave and stop subverting my country

Hillary is irrelevant

Still coping? Damn...

>stop subverting my country
Again, it has to do with the leftie movement ,not with da Joos.

Good news, secular leftie Jews will soon be out numbered by religious Jews which are more right wing.

then help kick the muslims out of jerusalem so the temple can finally be rebuilt

Your TDS is showing. Go drink a onions shake and remember. This is Yea Forums and not /pol/ you faggot.

This thread is bad and you should all feel bad for participating in it instead of reporting it and moving on with your lives.

>hurr I am so mature and on point durr
Oh i am sorry, you were pretending earlier?

>eventually I became pregnant
>so they removed the baby...along with my uterus
>i could never have babies because of Japan
holy hell

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Different user buddy then who you were speaking with earlier.

I just read that comic now, I'm not surprised. Some Japanese are fucking sickos, they do this kind a shit to any women including their own .

That comes off as just more of his "please say yes and let things keep being normal" shtick than anything.

>
HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD OF THIS? Oh wait, that's right. I'm a newfag.

He only care about himself, check the strip about Thanksgiving

Well yes I've seen that but my point is that he is a victim here too, as a child in this situation he really can't be blamed for wanting his family to be stable and healthy, he doesn't know what normal and healthy really are because he is not an adult.

He's still an asshole like the rest of them.

Jews are even worse

OH NO NIGGA

They're just assholes tho, didn't give him attention and shit. They never actually hit him or anything tho

Fuck off you omega male pedophile cuck. Go shoot up a school.

Actually, scratch that. Go shoot up a gun show. Do all of us a favor, get out of your dead or dying mom's basement, take your dick out of her rotting centipede filled vagina, get off your fucking welfare and actually be productive for once in your life go shoot up a gun show. I absolutely mean it.

One of the many insipid political debates in this country is gun rights/control. It never ends

I personally happen to be pro-gun rights, but I have a hard time proving it to my pro-gun control father who thinks I'm an apologist for mass murderers, and said, to my face that I should be aborted. My usual point is that if a school had the teachers and teacher's aids armed guns, there would be less school shootings and the kill count for the massacres would be low.

All you fucking worthless omega males do is shoot up schools and churches and other "gun-free" zones. Why so cowardly? Why not shoot people who can shoot you back?

If you get shot down at a gun show before you even kill one person, you will absolutely prove my point to my father. If you successfully rack up a decent kill count, I will concede to my father and become a pro-gun control advocate.

I mean, all you omegas are just assholes anyway, and as Matt Stone and Trey Parker say, "An asshole is just a pussy full of shit."

Be useful for the pack. I'll even craft a shitty "shin an hero" trophy in your name and lay it by your grave.

Yeah they did. At least the father did.
youtube.com/watch?v=g_Z9N_BjFDQ

What terminology? Are you talking about the male social hierarchy? It exists somewhat.

I know incels use those terms, but let me tell you something. The first time I ever heard the term "alpha male," was from three different things, a random /r9k/ douche, and this comic here, which is a response to all /r9k/ level douches, the third was a meme post giving a quick run of the social-appreciably levels. I might post that later.

Anyway, the thing is, this comic is the most anti-incel thing I ever read. Mostly because it puts the blame of social inadequacy on the single male loser rather than the object of affection, which would be the woman. Which is unlike incel philosophy because incels aka /r9k/ gamma and beta negative posters tend to blame women for their romantic frustrations.

The message of the comic is simple. Get a good job.

You can even just skip the romantic part and just stick with step one, and you can still get a fulfilling life. Hell, if all you ever wanted was a fuckbody, you can use the massive amount of money you amass to get a realdoll or some other form of masturbation aid.

Unfortunately, I'm an omega. That's because I have trouble getting that sweet soul sucking technical dept phone based job. I also find some anime girls attractive, another disgusting omega male trait, something I wish I intellectually would grow out of but can't. You see, I have a degree in fine arts, I wanted to be a comic artist, illustrator, or animator and my dumb parents put me in an obscurantist art major in some school that didn't teach flash, photoshop, conding languages or anything that I really needed. Not even proper life drawing courses. But they told me that my tenure would be worth it. It wasn't. And I learned that they are super delusional and that my social-financial life will suffer for it. I work at paper hat job that anyone with a high school degree could get. And I absoulutely hate being an Omega!

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>this thread
its ok, i didnt have any faith in humanity after all

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Yeah, but it's not a Jewish conspiracy.

I can see how it can come across that way, but it's really just dumb SJW-isms.

SJWs tend to be privileged white people speaking up for other races.

I say this as a social liberal, who wonders about what is the best way to help disadvantaged people economically without resorting to outright socialism.

WT Snacks. I miss you so so much...

I even remember Zone-Tan even did an animation about you.

youtube.com/watch?v=2NNMHxqJp6A

Jews are anti white thats why i hate them
I even hate self hating whites that hate us
Im just tired of all this anti white shit

Seems like you may have a poor grasp of history, friend.

Ah fuck

There is a earth where Bruce hires an old lady to act as his mom so he can cope from the loss.

Japan before bombing:
> AYUIHUUIDFUS DEATH TO AMERICA!!! BAZAII!
Japan after Bombing and lord her General MacArthur's mercy:
>"Sugoi KONICHIWA HATCHI PATCHI! KAWAII!"

Overall, that us winning over them and metaphorically castrating them by removing their miltary was a good thing. They are legitimately awesome now.

The muslims are just angry because we built military bases on their holy ground. BUT!

Those military bases were established in pretense of protecting them from communists in addition to securing oil for ourselves. Now that they backstabbed us for illogical reasons, we have every right to just run them out of their caves and take their land and oil and other resources for themselves. Let em starve like the ethiopians. Fuck us for being so generous to them.

You're retarded

Huh is that the source of that pasta?

*hits pipe*

Any logical human would know a fetus with no feelings doesn't care about dying. And it has no one to care either if the parents want to abort it.

yes why