No smoking allowed

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>no smoking allowed
>no big strollers
>fun is maditory
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>>no smoking allowed
I’ve literally never seen anyone smoking in Disney World
>>no big strollers
Might be a problem for the mothers with 3+ kids.
>>fun is maditory
Theme parks have to be fun anyways. That’s their basic function.

Wait they allowed smoking? I thought it was banned this whole time unless you were one of those big wigs at Club 33

Why does Modern Disney want everyone to hate them?

>No wagons
Oh thank god.

Apparently, Disneyland had one little smoke shelter behind Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

If you've literally never seen anyone smoking in Disneyworld it is hard to believe you have been to Disneyworld, or have eyes

Literally sitting at my job at WDW as I type this. AMA.

Banning huge strollers and wagons is the best news in a while. The damn things are like a pack of Mad Max trucks.

No that's drinking that's never been allowed.

>I’ve literally never seen anyone smoking in Disney World
As a CM, having to tell someone to stop smoking is a several times an hour thing.

Seriously, fuck people who use those as battering rams.

When has Disneyworld ever allowed smoking?

Every park has designated smoking sections.

For instance in MK, over by Thunder Mountain.

Since 1971.

I'm surprised smoking was allowed before? Seems this might have short term consequences with employees on their break time. I guess it'll be ultimately beneficial for them.

Suck it, wagonfags.

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Post a pic to prove it and, any cool abandoned or stuff from the 1990s and Older you find?

When's the three o'clock parade?

Banning smoking from the plaza where people depart from the trams and enter the parks themselves seems a bit far. I doubt most guests consider it to be "Disney" proper and would raise enough of a outcry to matter. Then again it says right in the article that the ban is to accommodate Star Wars land, so public complaints probably didn't matter to begin with.

So long ruins of River Country.

Cast can still smoke. It’s not like they smoke around Guests.

Lololol I care about keeping my job more than I care about proving to you that I have it. If I can think of a clever way to take a picture, though, I will.

I see old animatronics or ride vehicles around all the time, but I can’t think of anything immediately interesting.

It’s not about whether or not it’s, “Disney Proper,” it’s about not making people walk through cigarette smoke.

Isn’t that becoming a hotel or something?
Would be cool if the pool had slides similar to River Country

i hope they ban them make-a-wish families
the dying kids themselves are alright, but fuck their families they're insufferable

The Ant-Man ride replacing Buzz Lightyear opened in Hong Kong this week

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Here. A heavily modified name tag selfie that could easily be taken from the Internet.

Oops. Pic

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Yet another instance where Disney refutes their past in favor of a glorified image.

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But he got sick from smoking that.

Well yes, is that a bad thing?

Walt is conspiring to destroy the behemoth from the inside.

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That scene in the Haunted Mansion where Walt realizes he finally just wants to die and stop being a dancing monkey for the suits was kino.

Hold on, that scene showed that smoking is bad

But now drinking will be allowed at the Star Wars section.

Rip Brazilians

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Not surprised
Haven't seen a Star Wars fan under 30 in years

Then they would do something about the streets of Anaheim right outside the park or the parking garages.

>service pin
>ride testing vest

Hmmm...

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Alcohol has been sold in non-MK parks since Epcot opened.

If they could I’m sure they would.

It’s not a ride testing vest, it’s just a safety vest. I bought it on Amazon.

It is often used by people doing ride testing. It’s also often used by people walking around the park at night.

>Banning smoking
>A bad thing
Smokers are sub human

>I’ve literally never seen anyone smoking in Disney World

There's a smokers ghetto in Adventureland across from the Orange Bird and near the Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse. It's this little deadend, hidden rest spot around a circular path and out of the way.

Also, the "secret passage" between Futureland and Toon Town is always lined with smokers. There are always smokers all over the Disney World parks, you just have to go to the out of the way places to find them.

Wow. You haven’t been to the parks in a long time, have you?

>theme park thread
Aw shit nigga

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How do you like the job? Any info on Galaxy's Edge that most people don't know?

>stealth vaping wins again

>no smokers
>no rednecks with massive families
Sounds great.

Maybe one day we'll find Buzzy.

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>No Smoking or vaping
>No Massive strollers
This is a bad thing?

Isn't Hong Kong basically guarenteed to never make it's money back now that Shanghai opened up.

Eat shit, quintuplets.

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Probably, but Disney's obligated to try and make it work by further leveraging regional exclusives, hence the Marvel Land and Frozen Lands going in as well as the "Hong Kong Governmental officials compensating for their small penises" expansion of the castle.

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Yeah, they're trying to slowly renovate HK but it's pretty much just a loss. Land's just too expensive.

do you call security and can you get people kicked out if they tell you to piss off or just say "no" or "let me finish" when you tell them to stop>

>Hong Kong and Paris will always be money losers
Expansion was a mistake

I know everything about Galaxy’s Edge!

But the risk of being found out if I leak is too great. The job is fun, I want to keep it.

I’ll think about it. You can ask questions and I’ll answer if I can.

It’s never gotten to that point. Some people get pissed, but they always put them out.

But, yes, I could have security escort them if they refused.

I'm headed there this summer for our family's last big vacation together before us kids go our seperate ways in life and whatnot. Any tips for visiting around that time?

Alright, I'll bite. All I want to know is if the lightsabers you can build are gonna be worth the price tag. Full dueling ability, bright, metal hilts, stuff like that.

How interactive is Smugglers Run?
What exactly is Rise of the Resistance?

Christ, Disney really is pushing for a nanny state

You sound like an obnoxious faggot

How busy is it expected to be?

Good
Fuck smokers and vapers

The castle being stuck off to the side like that is kinda crappy.

Also, you know a park is D-tier when it's getting copies of Disneyland Paris attractions.

>heheheh I have all this insider information but I'm not going to tell you any of it
>you understand, right anons?
>still treat me like I'm hot shit though
Castmembers in disney threads are always like this. Literally just wasting everybody's time.

That's better than Buzz Lightyear at least.... but only just

Actually its the reverse. Frozen was announced for Hong Kong first.

Wait, they only NOW ban smoking? I thought they did that ages ago, what the hell.

>Splash Mountain wasn't named after the water part of its ride but an unrelated movie that happened to come out around the same time
>Eisner wanted to put an animatronic Tom Hanks in the ride

Between this and "I want you to make a cartoon because my kid likes candy", it's a fucking miracle things worked at all

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>Beastly Kingdom will never exist
>b-but Avatar is good enough right?
I'm still mad

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You can say a lot about the man, but he sure wasn't afraid of trying out weird shit.

Which Disney princess cast member puts out the most?

Vaping banned too, chief

Good.
Smokers are subhumans who should be removed from public life.

Basically.

Smugglers Run is fairly interactive, but not quite video game. Rise of the Reistance is going to be the best theme park attraction ever built.

Very.

I have no interest in being treated like hot shit.

The River Cruise was the worst ride I have ever been on.
It was a long wait since it had super low capacity, had nothing interesting to see, and they played Radio Disney songs on it.

>Waited 3 hours to go on Flight of Passage because some of the machines weren't working

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>no loose ice

What insanity is this?!

Lolwut

>Basically
Who am I kidding you could have replied with "nah they're made of Chinese plastic and string" and I'd still want to make one for the experience. I just hope the blades are actually long enough to be standard size.

The budget got slashed into oblivion by the live-animal facilities. Same reason why Beastly Kingdom got pushed into "Phase Two" hell next to Thunder Mesa or Muppet Studios and Roger Rabbit's Hollywood.

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Superstar limo was worse. At least you got a comfy boat ride.

It was a fucking retarded decision to build a huge themepark on an island that is struggling for land as it is and has people spending the holidays abroad all the time in the first place.

>Nintendo highest by huge margin
Nobody fucks with-a Mario.

I haven't been to Disneyland since 2004, and I went to the one in Anaheim, CA.
Has it changed a shit ton?

What the fuck are these stroller wagon things?
Why do you need an expedition wagon to push your kid around in?

roger rabbit got destroyed because spielberg and eisen butted heads. roger was one of the most popular characters for touchstone.

Legit question, where would be the next best spot for a Disney park?

These answers are always interesting

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Mexico

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because children are lazy

Honestly, if the region stabilizes not a bad choice.

Brazil might work too once they get their shit together

>3 hours
Want me to tell you what it was like the first month it came out?

Disney America would have unironically been a perfect spot and a great park but we'll never know since it got REEEEEED out of existence

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Yes.
What's most notable is how DCA isn't shit anymore, granted nobody asked for shit like Cars land and the like, but they're still good rides

And regardless of SWfag bitching, Galaxy's Edge is probably gonna be great too.

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I'm convinced anything that has "America" in the title for a Disney park product is fucking cursed
What happened to the cast member for America Sings gives me fucking nightmares
>mfw before shutting it down permanently, it was closed for "cleaning"

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Don't remind me, that shit is so sad. Because of COURSE the only direct Disney park death happened to be the most tragoc and brutal.
As for America in the title of things, it's pretty ironic considering how much Walt loved his country. DA looked like it would have been a wonderful tribute to his patriotism but once again, we'll sadly never know.

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Just read about this death. I'm still confused on how she was crushed. The seats rotated, so what walls were able to kill her?

If this actually happened people in this thread would be bitching the park lost its way and how it’s adding Marvel rides since Disney World can’t

Disney's America wouldn't be able to use Marvel either. Universal's contract is specifically "Can use Marvel anywhere East of the Mississippi"

Watch the defunctland about it, he explains it pretty gud skip to about 6:42
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>Its literally a shittier version of Astro Blasters

Christ first the iron man ride being bland and now this.

they better have better ideas for the California adventure expansion, even though ill guarantee you that the first ride announced is going to be a motion simulator

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Astro Blasters was always a shitty ride concept

>don't get to see Evangeline Lilly grow to an incredible height and eat you
What's the fuckin point then

Are the people working there actually unhappier since Iger took over and cheapified the place?

You are not wrong astro blasters only works if your there with friends or siblings, and they actually participate in the game. midway mania is a little bit better in that respect but still its only fun if with friends and they participate

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>What happened to the cast member for America Sings gives me fucking nightmares
I watched that Defunctland piece on it 2 days ago and can't stop thinking about exactly how it must have gone down.
One of the commenters claimed she was an idiot who was trying to jump between theaters via the stage to meet one of the other hostesses and her head got crushed to paste.

There are rats living in the flight of passage queue line.

How the fuck would a random ass commenter know that?

You talking about the scene where smoking was portrayed as bad and would turn you into a literal jackass if you did it?

Aren't they usually called Brazilians?

Buzz at least has physical sets. Midway Mania is literally just playing Wii shovelware games on a track.

Could have been a former cast member or had it passed on through rumors.

>have no friends
>no family members wanna go
is it weird to go to disney world all by yourself?
and if its a good expierence i might go on a disney cruise all by myself next year

>Disney Park that can only operate seasonally

I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying I can't see it

>take my word for it bro, my dad works at Disney
Yeah, I'm not going to buy something like that from a fucking YT comment section

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>hurr I don't like smoking so nobody should

They were restricted to a couple of shelters in the whole park, it's not like you would be there unless you seeked it out. They'll come for you next.

Honestly I don't think you should be taking your kid to Disneyland (or any theme park really) if they aren't 5 and above. They're gonna be too young to really appreciate it and get overwhelmed really easily and strollers take up too much space.

mods are asleep

post /cock/

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No one there will know, hell, they won't even notice you beyond registering another human.

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I just wanna pig out on Disney park food.

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>Planning annual trip to a park for the summer
Thinking Dollywood, haven't been there yet. Any others I should consider in the Midwest that aren't King's Island, Cedar Point, or Silver Dollar City?

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No wonder Tigger is the only one.

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Every time, I tell myself to get one. Every time, I never do.

I wish it were a woman so I could plant my seed in her.

Hasn't 'the grey stuff' actually changed a few times? I remember once reading it was a kind of sauce at one point.

What's better, Land or World?

inb4 99% of the responses are for Worl

> no gay vape pens
Good
> smaller strollers
Good
> no shitty smokers
Good.
I fail to see the problem here bucko, but to me disneyland is best when there isnt a fucking humvee stroller f150, faggy vapers and disgusting smokers ruining kids lungs. Good on the mouse for doing this and fuck you for being mad you cant vape your shitty pen In space mountain, I hope you choke on your phallic water vaping device in universals.

World is objectively better.

Land because Florida is full of hurricanes and its also the og park.

>no smoking
FUCKING BASED

Disneyland>Magic Kingdom

WDW>Disneyland Resort

Both inferior to Tokyo Disney

I friend of mine who goes there a lot of very happy about this. He says the designated smoking areas are surrounded by a fog of smoke all day.

>vaping banned
YES
AHAHAHAHA

gross dude

This, honestly.

I used to work with a woman who worked at America Sings at the time. She wasn’t there that night, but knew the girl, and is 99% sure what happened.

She said it was common to lean between the walls and talk to or wave at the CM in the next theater. She says she was probably trying too hard to get the attention of the person in the other room, and stood there for too long.

Smokers need to go in camps

>Dollywood
As someone who went there one Summer years ago, I wouldn't recommend it. It's hot/humid as a motherfucker in Tenessee during the Summer (got up to the 110s at one point) and there's not a whole lot of attractions. Pigeon Forge has some ok stuff though if you do end up going, just don't expect Dollywood to be the crown jewel of the visit.

since this is Yea Forums, has anyone been to Pepe

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(the new quick service in disney springs)

You. I like you.

Will they have Romulan Ale?

>ywn again walk the rainbow

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>princess
>not prince

Imagineers are trying to save it user. Apparently they managed to thwart attempts to convert it into an Inside Out attraction. We'll come home again someday user...

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Naw. There is only a few thousand of them.

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Nice. Have another pjc of another old slide I found.

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and another

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and another
EVERYBODY SKA

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and stylin on ya

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>UNIVERSAL WINS AGAIN.
ACTUALLY, when you smoke, you always lose.
Be smart, don't start.

>29
it's literally walled off and turned into a lounge, user, for their time share holders.

looks 90s as fuck, who wears neon green socks lol

It’s nice in the fall though. Go up to cades cove and get kidnapped by Bigfoot. Go to gatlinburg and try moonshine for free in the dozens of moonshine stores. Actually the view from the high school soccer field is amazing.

Wait I realized you don’t have to take my word for it.

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>mfw going next week to disneyland with my niece and my nephew's first trip.
>mfw I'm gonna be tired but it'll be worth it.
>mfw grandparents coming too
>mfw jessie's merry go round literally just opened.
FULL KINO.

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