How th fuck is Skinner Armenian? He looks too west European to be a Churka

How th fuck is Skinner Armenian? He looks too west European to be a Churka

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He's not - it was just a name given to him when he was adopted

This is young Joseph Stalin.

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Despite the euro-styled hair, his beard betrays his Caucasus origins

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That's why Skinner shaves clean

>churka
Churkas are people of turkic origin (churka-turka) Azeris, Kazakhs, Tatars etc.
Armenians aren't of turkic origin.
Armenians, like Georgians, are khachi (from azeri 'hach' meaning 'cross', since they wear crosses like all christians)

fuck me that's some dumb shit right there

I don't remember the specifics of this episode, but it never actually said he was from Armenia or anything, right? Like it's just his name that's really heavily Armenian?

Maybe his father was only like half Armenian himself and married a non-Armenian woman. I don't know how much this show gives of the TAMZARIAN FAMILY TREE but unless the show goes really heavy on his Armenian heritage, which it didn't last time I checked but then who knows since I haven't every episode, there's probably some room for interpretation of exactly how much of whatever blood he has.

And yeah I know the Tamzarian stuff was mostly localized in this one episode.

I just can't honestly say if there was ever any mention besides that of him being called Armenian, or if there was ever any information about his biological parents in the Principal and the Pauper episode in the first place.

hach isn't an Azeri word

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/խաչ

wow, didn't think I'd be educated on my homeland insults on a Taiwanese basket weaving forum, ceнк ю вepи мaтч

no it's not, you faggot Redditor. It's a heavily airbrushed photo of him. Where are his pox scars

How the fuck is Skinner living with Agnes in his youth if he didn’t meet her until after the Vietnam War?

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Hey OP.
I am Armenian but nobody could guess based on looking at me.

>DUDE LOOK I CALLED SOMEONE A REDDITOR DO I FIT IN YET?!
Might work on Yea Forums but not anywhere else kid.

you're a slav, why would you ever expect to be educated

He is a yellow cartoon character you fucking retard

They retconned it? That's actually based

нy cepьёзнo нe чypкa жe

You know flashbacks are unreliable narration.

A little all over the place?

Yeah, its retcon.