Are there any Asexual characters in Yea Forumsmics? They don’t have to come out and say it or whatever, I’m just looking for characters that don’t have their cock in a hole in every other issue. I’m not looking for “horny and lonely” stuff, I just wanna read something that doesn’t have the main character boning a hot chick in every other story and going through them like they’re shirts.
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They haven't made a comic about you yet, OP. But maybe one day.
The vast majority of children oriented comics from the Franco-Belgian market until the 1970s didn't give love interests to their protagonists.
So Asterix, Tintin, Lucky Luke, Spirou, Achille Talon, ...
Although I'm suspecting you're a dishonest Yea Forums poster who just wants to shitpost about incels or something.
Jughead
>Are there any Asexual characters in Yea Forumsmics?
Probably. Not many or any main characters though, simply because it eliminates sexy subplots (though I guess they can still have non-sexual romantic relationships... with someone who cool with that), all to give them what is, narratively, just a quirk.
Reed's probably bit close just because he's not balls deep in Sue 24/7. He probably knocks her up just to get her off his back from time to time. FOR SCIENCE.
SHIT, I FORGOT ABOUT JUGHEAD!
Yeah, that's the winner!
Ok, OP.
Are you asking if there are stories about characters who have no sexual desires whatsoever, or characters who are not primarily motivated by their sexual desires?
Because Superman has sexual desires, but they are far from his defining aspect and primary motivation.
Also is right. Tintin and Asterix show no interest in the opposite sex, to the point that people accuse them of being gay.
Why would they? My life’s pretty boring.
Reed’s an autist Chad with a gigadong who has women lusting after him.
I’m just a friendless KHV and I’m tired of even escapism making me miserable. It’s why I always preferred villains. They never got the girl, and always lost, so they were relatable and didn’t make me feel bad. I don’t like Power Fabtasies though, so as time went on, they became more of the same too. I’m just tired of the GigaChad hero banging a different 10/10 every 10 issues. I’m looking for stories where the protagonist needs up alone and miserable or whatever.
Tintin
>women
>plural
I don't think anybody's lusted over Reed except Sue in 40 years. And even Sue is more often shown lusting over other people because she's an attention-craved thot.
>I’m looking for stories where the protagonist needs up alone and miserable or whatever.
That's more sad but sexual than asexual. A story like that will probably involve an even higher than normal amount of (failed) romance to show how the character got there and why he's miserable. I got no recs for you there though, I don't enjoy misery-porn.
Try Kick-Ass
Wrong.
He's burgersexual
Asexuality doesn't exist as an identity or a life choice, OP. If an adult human has no libido that's a deficiency.
Shouldn't be celebrated, and if comics are gonna present it it should be as something you should go see a doctor for.
SpongeBob, by word of creator.
He was watching porn once.
I’m not an Asexual. I’m just so lonely and a KHV, that I’ve gotten past the point of horniness. I feel nothing. I know what I like, but I’m so miserable I don’t see the point of getting aroused. And when I read a comic, I want to escape. But there’s always some romance. There’s always a GigaChad Thundercock fucking women left and right, remind me of my failure. I’m just looking for a book with none of that.
Women listed after Reed in Millar’s run. As for the second part, those characters still got laid. I don’t wanna watch Shame again; “dawww with everything I’m handsome, rich, with a big dick and fuck women everyday I’m soooooo depressed”.
Read it.
>Women listed after Reed in Millar’s run
>Ever mentioning Millar's run
But it's true, he had that one expendable thot being interested in him.
As far as the creator's concerned,what the fans and storyboarders consider should be hearsay unil confirmed by said creator.
and married Sandy or fantasized about it in that episode when they were stuck in the Krusty Krabs vents
And Yoko Tsuno. Recommended.
I take it you mean comics where the main character/characters don't pursue romance?
Judge Dredd
Sam and Max
Invader Zim
Calvin and Hobbes
Assexuality isn't real, you just can't get any and have internalized your grim fate.
Judge Dredd is a 70+ years old virgin with all the libido of a chunk of granite. That's as good a place as any to start.
Just read the Iron Man stories from the 80s. He gets cucked, dumped, and becomes a homeless bozo chugging cheap whiskey. He’s a serial womanizer because he’s got insecurity issues. Sounds right around your alley, you pathetic cunt.
I read that prog when i was 10, 2000ad was the highlight of my week.
Well, yeah. Never said otherwise.
That's probably too much sexual stimulation for OP already.
>10 in 1980
>theres a 49 year olds Yea Forums
There are people older than that here, you kids need to stop freaking out every time someone over 30 outs themselves, even before the whole magapedes thing, even before Yea Forums was 15 year old itself, there were older people around.
Funny how anonimity works.
we live in a universe where random mutation can cause someone to be born without a sense of pain, or with a second face on the back of their skull, or completely lacking empathy, and you think its impossible for someone to be born without a fully active sex drive?
all transformers are asexual. they can pair bond, but its not expected of them, and fucking is literally not a thing for them
but for actual human characters, the first that comes to mind is Tintin. he has no love interest of any kind, and to the best of my recollection never expresses attraction towards anybody nor any desire to get into a relationship
Jug Head (as he doesn't care about either sex)
Silver Surfer (as he does not have sexual organs, and is asexual)
Galactus (see Silver Surfer)
Thanos (as Death is not actually a sex, despite looking female in Marvel's continuity)
The Kree Supreme Intelligence (as it is just a big giant head)
Goofy (as he is too goofy to understand the concept of sexual attraction)
Judge Dredd, as Dredd only has eyes for the LAW.
Cybertronians are asexual in MOST continuities.
I know we haven't delved too far off understanding in this thread, but just to nip it in the bud:
"Asexual" has two meanings. It can refer to a species' method of reproduction, or to a person/character's lack of sexual interest in others, regardless of how their species reproduces.
>Asexuality doesn't exist as an identity or a life choice,
Tell that to my old roommate. Apartment full of work-obsessed drones with no time for a romantic life, and the one guy who's gotten more action than any of us decides he's asexual...
Ever stop to think that not everyone and everything on earth NEEDS representation?
you're just comfortable with all the massive douche representation you get in media
Go to bed Mr. Enter
Wong. In theory his sexuality is a non-issue and serves only the mystic arts.
Punisher seems to fall under this sometimes and others he’s just detached from anyone being affectionate.
Well, she tends to wear skin tight futuristic outfits.
>KHV
Kissless hugless virgin?
Ever stop to think about how the world (thankfully) doesn't revolve around you? Or any one person? And that you don't know what people want anymore than they know what you want?
Unpossible.
Yup.
>There’s always a GigaChad Thundercock fucking women left and right, remind me of my failure.
1) You're an incel. Don't even try to deny it. You're a fucking incel.
2) It seems to me the only comic you've ever read is The Savage Dragon, because there's no "fucking women left and right" in ANY title currently in print except for Dragon.
Do you know what an incel is other than a trendy insult? Because he pretty much all but said himself he's involuntary celibate.
Todd Chavez is the only good and accurate portrayal of an asexual in any media, not just Yea Forums.
>they call themselves ACES
fucking lol
the only thing sadder is incels, and i would pay to see a fight between them.
You can marry and be in relationships with people and still be asexual, it's just the lack of sexual desire usually makes it feel one sided for the other party. But you can definitely not feel sexual desire and still want romantic companionship.