How do we fix Lunarbaboon?

The guy is so beta his own wife doesn't wanna be touched by him

She's reading a book and asking for her space. It's normal to want to not want to be bothered sometimes.

How would you know? Nobody wants to hug you anyway.

I don't want to be hugged by a cheery person while I read a book all the time.

That's what people in cope tell to themselves when they're no desired anywhere

>all the time
But nobody wants to hug you, ever.
You sound like one of thise landwhale feminists complaining about how they don't want to be sexually harassed, when nobody would even want to sexually harass them.

>either you have no problem with being hugged at all times even when you're busy or you're a feminist landwhale
How does this happen?

>no I'm not in the mood to be touched
The sign of a failed marriage. Poor moon monkey.

They're a feminist landwhale because they're equating "your husband giving you a quick hug" with "I literally cannot accomplish anything because this patriarch will never stop grappling me", showing that they are not a person who gets hugged anyway.

you don't know much about relationships, don't you?

How is any of that implied?

Communication and giving space is a part of healthy relationships.

Stop pretending to be a man, boy

"We" don't. It's very entertaining to read

Maybe if more of them were like this it wouldn't be so shit.

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Where's the one where he congratulates himself for being out of shape?

Nah, his obvious envy and denial of said envy towards people with healthy bodies just adds to how pathetic he comes off as.

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I agree, that's why I believe his wife should communicate to him that she's not in love with him anymore and ask for a divorce

I really want to know how he looks like irl, I bet he is basically a slightly thinner Dobson

Anyone have the edit with the tranny in the dress?

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He's almost exactly what you'd expect.
>bald
>bearded
>twig arms
The only thing he needs are thick rimmed glasses to be a perfect stereotype of a nu-male.

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>Dad is such a cuck, Son has to ask why mommy loves him.
Kek

Is this real? He’s body shaming someone who is in peak physical form, someone who is, most likely, healthier than the average person. What the fuck?

It's a common thing I've noticed in liberals. They have no muscle tone so they pretend that they don't actually even care and that there's something wrong with people who stay fit. It's pure cope and the fact that they feel the need to draw web comics about it shows that they indeed do care. A lot.

i want an edit where the last panel is him fucking the buff guy

I just feel bad for the kid

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Yeah, I'm not convinced the kid is gonna turn out well-adjusted.

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Make them blue.

>No, I'm not in the mood to be touched

Sounds like a real fun person to be in a relationship with

What is the point of this comic

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This can't be real

Now that's actually funny.

Is this an edit? What the fuck?

poor chad

You're fucking with me, right?

What does this thing look like in real life

Start by getting that poor woman the professional help she clearly needs.

if he had glasses I could swear he is Vsauce Michael's lost twin

Tell me this is a /pol/ edit.