Who would win in a fight, Goofus or Gallant?

Goofus would challenge God if he had to.

>Gallant shows fairness and mercy to the vanquished
>Goofus builds his pile of corpses as high as a mountain

Gallant wont question god's will until God ruins his life, and maybe not even then

Goofus will climb a ladder to heaven so he can wrestle old testament angels.

Is Goofus young Trump?

I really can't believe no one's drawn a Virgin & Chad vs Goofus & Gallant crossover.

Goofus isn't scared to fight dirty so probably him

It's because the comics are, in themselves, already formatted to be exactly that.

Goofus will TAKE THE FIRST NAPKIN

I never heard of this until I came to Yea Forums honestly.

>Gallant fights with chivalry and sportsmanship
>Goofus will shank a bitch in their sleep

>Virgin and Goofus decide to team up to defeat Chad and Gallant
>Chad and Gallant meet and seem to be friends at first
>Chad quickly becomes sick of Gallant's goody-two-shoes behavior, which inhibits him form having fun, likewise, Gallant can't stand Chad's party animal lifestyle
>Virgin quickly gets sick of Goofus's stupidity and rudeness
>Chad and Virgin reluctantly team up to stop Goofus and Gallant from destroying them
>Epic slap fight ensues
>The Virgin uses his power to become The Virgin Retarded Plot Device and informs Chad of a mirror that will solve their problem
>Chad travels to a sunken city and retrieves the mirror, fighting off various monsters and pirates
>Chad forces Gallant to look in the mirror
>Gallant realizes the truth
>He was Goofus the whole time, existing in two bodies, like The Sentry and The Void
>Stormclouds gather
>Goofant shatters the mirror and drives the shards of glass into both his eyes
>He dies smiling, free of his curse
>Virgin and Chad put aside their differences and agree to be partners from now on
>Days later they are back to hating each other

>Gallant knows that proficient accuracy will minimize damage and increase efficiency in taking down the target
>Goofus doesn't understand what collateral damage is.

Gallant wins.
He's the good boy.
He succeeds in his his goals while Goofus fucks off.

>Googus spends fight running around and trying to intimidate Gallant.
>Expends all energy like a retard.
>Gallant has trained and practised disciplined and prepared for fight while Goofus slacked off like a idiot

>Goofus has poor fighting posture, leaving him with dozens of openings.
>Gallant knows the sweet science

>Goofus enjoys the feeling of power over another, and will put off killing like another man would a fine cigar.
>Gallant will kill you with barely a word.

>Gallant has trained and practised disciplined and prepared for fight
>Goofus just keep hitting Gallant in the crotch

the absolute madlad!

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>Goofus runs like an animal towards his next victim
>Gallant takes his sweet time with his new prey

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This is exactly what I was imagining, kek

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>Gallant knows a proper posture and a relaxed hand grip enables you to run faster for longer
>Goofus runs like Naruto

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Well Yea Forums? Are you a Duke or a Dimwit?

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Someone post the modern one with Goofus' hot mom

>Goofus draws first blood
>Gallant gets first kill

well that took a nice twist there

>gallant likely takes care of himself including getting good exercise and proper food
>goofus probably shoots mcdonald's burger grease straight into his veins
Gee, not sure.

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Gallant fights by Marquess of Queensbury rules.
Goofus just shanks a dude.

>a couple words by BIG NAME
>all the art by little name

credit whore

>Dimwit quietly lurks in the thread
>Duke leaps at any chance to tell someone to go back to /pol/

Melvin and Jenkins >>>> Goofus and Gallant

For the last time! You can't compare apples and oranges!

Is this a sex thing?

Gallant would try diplomacy because punching would make him just as worse as Goofus.
Goofus aims for the balls with an hidden heavy object.

That's unfair.
Compared to the orange you can't share apples without a knife.

Goofus.
Physically they're the same but Goofus will use dirty tricks to win

>Gallant is always ready for a fist-fight
>Goofus brings a knife!

>gallant believes in standing for himself, like a true man, and despite coming with friends, fights alone, one on one
>goofus promised the local thug a fuck with his mother to beat the little shit to a bloody pulp

This thread is killing me.

That's just Tom and Dan Backslide

Gallant would whup Goofus in a fair fight, but Goofus wouldn't fight fair.

Gallant offers his hand to a defeated Goofus.
Goofus stabs Gallant in the back.

I only know about it because of the Boy Scouts magazines I got as a kid.

Goofus kills millions in a murderous rage after being bitten by a radioactive gecko
Gallant has always ran the world from the shadows, and chooses not to use his powers

To be fair, I'd be an asshole too if my parents named me "Goofus."

It's funny how the Chad/Virgin meme has been an a media archetype since the earliest days

Goofus will go to the bare minimum to get what he wants at a given moment. He's no match for a long term planner who's building a mind/body/society for maximum success.

Even the deceit necessary to do a decent sneak attack is too much forethought and competency for Goofus. He's toast.

Gallant practices clean sportsmanship in a bout
Goofus goes for the eyes

Gallant remembers the rules of the ring
Goofus remembers his pocket sand

Gallant helps a downed opponent
Goofus found a rock down there

Gallant believes in a fair fight
Goofus believes in survival of the fittest

Goofus is Dio, Gallant is Jonathan. It may seem like Goofus has the advantage, but Gallant has the blazing souland raw will to succeed

more like chad and virgin

gallant is on a fast lane to sissyhood

Is there a female version of them?

Goofus is not fit for society
Goofus has no place in this world

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>That picture for ants
Is OP Goofus?

it would be funny to make goofus the chad though

Isn't he though?

I feel like Gallant would help Virgin and Goofus and Chad would fuck shit up

No, he’s just a retarded asshole

Like a Chad

That's from Bioshock Infinite. Elizabeth knew a lot about them and how one of their arcade games had development troubles.

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Gallant would wear a cup.

They're the gods of Confidence and Diffidence and Goofus and Gallant, Roland and Ratfink, and Chad and Virgin are all just different forms that they've grown partial towards over the course of countless decades and centuries.

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>Literally comparing apples and oranges

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weren't the dimwit dolls/toys a lot more popular than the duke ones with the kids?

Unsure. It's not showing up on the wiki article. Given that Columbia is the way it is I think that would lead to end of the Duke and Dimwit series.

A fair fight?
Gallant.
But this is Goofus we're talking about, and he's going to throw sand, bite balls, and drag Gallant to a set of stairs and throw him.

Gallant plans to share the body of Jesus Christ with the world so everyone can be blessed

Goofus attempts to bed a 14 year old and sends an army of clones to kill a cripple and an Italian

I'm actually surprised none of these newspaper comics have made an Obama vs Trump Goofus and Gallant strip.

For Christ's sake Gallant, look up!
He's coming straight for you!

Gallant would win. He actually studied how to fight. Goofus slacked off and never really learned.

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They'd be even. What's their fusion name?

>what if they're lying to us
I'd read creepy cult G and G.

>Goofus uses dirty blackmail to have his way with his friends' mothers when sleeping over
>Gallant feigns naivety when asking his friends' mothers how to get rid of an erection, also resulting in sex

Kek

nani the fuck

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

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NONE OF IT'S REAL YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP

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Top"
>Goofus complains about a show not matching his headcanon while his mom serves him tendies
>Galant constructs such sound fan theories that he gets to submit them to Eisenhower himself
Bottom:
>Goofus draws inflation porn of a character he likes
>Galant looks on in horror

>Goofus cuts in line for the chair toilet in the morning
>Gallant allows his elders to use the chair toilet first

>Goofus is foolish and attempts to use his occult knowledge to summon eldritch abominations
>Gallant heeds the warnings of the high priests and merely studies the dark arts for knowledge

drumpf is goofus, cuck

>Goofus demands that his food be brought to him, whereas Gallant diligently presents the report card he's just doctored to his dad
>Goofus wants to be an artist when he's older because he's a loser and probably a degenerate, whereas Gallant happily realizes art has no value after looking at a book of Jackson Pollock paintings

This got me good

It could be written either way depending on the alignment of the cartoonist.
They're fucking political cartoons, they don't need to be sourced.

Goofus, you've gone too far this time.

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>Goofus loudly shits himself over SJWs after watching Steven Universe
>Gallant and his farther discuss the difference between appreciating and being R. Crumb

>Goofus vigorously scribbles up his own Alt Hero
>Gallant is able to find value in most art, humbled by the talents of others

Knife fight!

>goofus blackmails his sitter into /ss/
>gallant asks his father for money for an adoptive sister they can share

>goofus earns big bucks drawing furfag porn
>gallant removes all watermarks and spreads Patreon exclusive art on the web

>Goofus let's his drug dealer friend wear his hat in the house, because he'll get shivved if he asks him to take it off.

>Gallent makes friends with good people, who kindly take there hats off when inside.

*Their

Nice

>Goofus wears his trucker cap everywhere he goes.
>Gallant likes to image what it will be like when he is old enough to own a fedora

>Gallant has the privilege of wealth, and the benefits such as education and an excess of food.
>Goofus joins the Vox Populi and helps kill him.

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>Goofus gets killed by Gallants friends hired guns as Gallant himself is on vacation in bahamas

>Goofus rage quits at his flgs on modern night
>Gallant shows up at his friend's house for EDH

Goofus, the true individual
Gallant, the human doormat

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>Goofus the incel

>Despair
>that fucking pretty
Heresy.

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Gallant's a fucking slut

>Goofus says EVO doesn't need Melee
>Gallant enjoys seeing real fighting games

Brush your teeth, Goofus.

fresh oc comin thru.
get it while it's hot!

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Fist of the gallant star

Fukken saved.

Fist of the Goof Star works better, same amount of syllables

Excellent

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Fist of the High Lights

I love this thread so much

Dimwit's actually kinda adorable

Reminds me of Wirt from Over the Garden Wall

Seems like Gallant is more likely to get laid than Goofus is

Thinking of Goofus having bad breath all the time really cracked me up for some reason.

Under-fuckin-rated

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