Who is your waifu and why do you love her?

i will never have to pay an electric bill again

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God dammit user you made this post too close to my Livewire thread yesterday

anyway its Ventress because shes a massive dom slut with a sultry voice and shes also a well written character

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I like robotic bad girls.

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she likes doggies and chocolate mints

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I like BW because of her character of being the sarcastic arrogant asshole, plus the design, and her voice

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Cuz she's tough and can beat up my dad for me and carry me home

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Childhood crush, asceticism, slight savior complex take your pick

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here's a chart I made...

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Also being half demon is pretty fucking hot for some reason

yeah

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What can I say, I have a type.
Comfy taste

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Hello, fellow charter
I like their style

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why do you want shit on your dick? niggers are gross

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top tier taste

I have a thing for women with fangs.

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...

me too

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>i like this thing but you dont so go away

its true and you know it

I love tomboys, girls who cosplay and girls with bitchy/shy attitudes.

Chartfags assemble

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what would your family think of your waifu if she was real?

personal reasons

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My family would just be proud that I'm happy and that I have someone like me

shit taste

id prefer aladdin, tight little brown body

She will always be there. A kind voice and a gentle hand, always loving because you are you.

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Dear lord, its like my greatest fantasy ad my darkest nightmare at the same time...

>Is...is that a female? OH THANK YOU GOD!

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tfw youd have to die to hear the flapping of wings to take you to a better place

>you like this thing but I don't so why do you like it?

(pic related)
because she has a nigger boyfriend

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She was the one villain I always wanted to show up more and sparked my intrigue of skin-tight clothing on supple bodies.

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She's strong but gentle and loving.

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thats cool my auntie married a black man named roger and hes based, are you trying to call me racist or trigger me?

Because she's the best girl

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cool story bro. Have you sucked his dick yet?

Source of all these girls

nah i prefer dudes sucking my dick

Ah. Do you assert dominance or are you just gay?

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i am indeed a shirtlifter, before you ask why im in a waifu thread i just like cute girls

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no idea why i did that mate

because she mean, horny flirted with a lava troll and doesnt know where babies come from

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I don't know what a shirtlifter is, but that sounds pretty gay.
Here's more cute girls, though.

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well in school you either want to lift skirts or.....
i think its mostly an english term

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you've made one or two changes since you started posting this chart, I like how the best one is still the biggest.

Let's see
>3 dependents with number 4 on the way
>Oldest one might be near emancipation
>Lets say he makes, oh, 32,000 a year
>That's an income of about 2,670 a month give or take a few dollars
He's paying about $1,335 a month.

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Nigger, you think I won't

Rich Girls
>Priscilla Barielle - Re:Zero
>Pacifica Northwest - Gravity Falls
>Ayame Reikado - Noucome
>Raquelle - Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse
>Zatanna - DC Super Hero Girls
>Emma Frost - Marvel
>Maribelle - Fire Emblem Awakening
>Scanty and Kneesocks - Panty and Stocking
>Karin - Street Fighter
>Symmetra - Overwatch
>Georgette - Oliver and Company
>Luvia Edelfelt - Fate/Hollow Ataraxia

Boss Bitches
>Froleytia - Heavy Object
>Cpt. Amelia - Treasure Planet
>Judge Hershey - Judge Dredd
>Motoko Kusanagi - Ghost in the Shell
>The Boss - Metal Gear Solid 3
>Mitsuru Kirijo - Persona 3
>Kuvira - Legend of Korra
>Esdeath - Akame ga Kill
>Integra Hellsing - Hellsing
>Olivier Armstrong - Fullmetal ALchemist
>Ashe - Overwatch
>Balalaika - Black Lagoon

Cold/Ice Queens
>Aversa - Fire Emblem
>Kagari Ayaka - Witch Craft Works
>Android 18 - Dragon Ball Z
>Misuzu Gundou - Tomo-chan wa Onnanoko
>Samus - Metroid
>Ritsuko Akagi - Neon Genesis Evangelion
>Celestia Ludenberg - Danganronpa
>Eska - Legend of Korra
>Yuuko Ichihara - xxxHOLIC
>Katherine McBride - Catherine
>Tae Takemi - Persona 5
>Margaret - Persona 4

Domantrices
>Bayonetta - Bayonetta
>Yupiel - Yupiel-sama no Geboku
>Superwoman - Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths
>Tokiko Zaizen - Idolmaster
>Ivy Valentine - Soul Calibur
>Midnight - My Hero Academia
>Rachnera Arachnera - Monster Musume
>Haruka - Senran Kaguya
>Lashina - Batman: Brave and the Bold
>Callie Maggotbone - Ugly Americans
>Poison - Street Fighter/Final Fight
>Franziska von Karma - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

Mature Women
>Sachiko Fujinuma - Erased
>Drasna - Pokemon X/Y
>Samara - Mass Effect 2
>Princess Carolyn - Bojack Horseman
>Lotus - Nine Rooms, Nine Doors, Nine Persons
>Tsunade - Naruto
>Wuya - Xiaolin Showdown
>Wicke - Pokemon S/M
>Helen Parr - The Incredibles
>Mother Gothel - Tangled
>Tino's Mom - The Weekenders
>Vera - Alfie

>Con't

do you own any merchandise of your waifu? and if you don't, do you plan on getting any?

just ordered some

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After that explanation the meaning is pretty obvious, should have known.
Anyway, I don't see anything wrong with wanting to admire a well built body, especially if you get your dick sucked afterwards preferably a girl's body and by a girl, respectively, but to each their own.

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Mean Girls
>Blackfire - Teen Titans
>Panty and Stocking - Panty and Stocking
>Nonon Jakuzure - Kill la Kill
>Hiyoko Saionji - Danganronpa 2
>Totoko Yowai - Osomatsu-san
>Azula - The Last Airbender
>Shego - Kim Possible
>Etna - Disgaea
>Nagatoro - Don't Bully Me, Nagatoro
>Raphiel - Gabriel Dropout
>Tatsumaki - One-Punch Man
>Livewire - DCAU

Semen Demons
>Quetzalcoatl - Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
>Akizono Kanna - Succubus Stayed Life
>Ichika Nakano - The Quintessential Quintuplets
>Morrigan Aensland - Darkstalkers
>Judity - Tales of Vesperia
>Domino - Marvel
>Huntress - DCAU
>Edna Krabappel - The Simpsons
>Manuella - Lascars
>Zero-Two - Darling in the Franxxx
>Yui Goido - The World God Only Knows
>Anjou-san - Yancha Gal no Anjou-san

Mommy GFs
>Camilla - Fire Emblem
>Senko-san - Sewayaki Kitsune no Senko-san
>White Diamond - Steven Universe
>Alexstrasza - World of Warcraft
>Kanga - Winnie the Pooh
>Rosalina - Super Mario Galaxy
>Akari Kawamoto - 3-gatsu no Lion
>Palutena - Kid Icarus
>Minamoto-no-Raikou - Fate Series
>Lilly - Katawa Shoujo
>Sadayo Kawakami - Persona 5
>Chiyo and Mamako - Ane Naru Mono and Do You Love Your Mom and Her Two-Hit Multi-Target Attacks? (both drawn by mommy goddess Pochi)

Scaroused
>Isabella - The Promised Neverland
>Ragyo Kiryuin - Kill la Kill
>Evelyn - League of Legends
>Carmilla - Castlevania (Series)
>Junko Enoshima - Danganronpa
>Juri Han - Street Fighter
>Monika - Doki-Doki Literature Club
>Mileena - Mortal Kombat
>Olivia Octavius - Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
>Lusamine - Pokemon S/M
>Quinella - Sword Art Online: Alicisation
>Sawa Nakamura - Aku no Hana

Strong/Muscle Girls
>Urbosa - Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
>Power Girl - DC
>Nana Shimura - My Hero Academia
>Artemis - DC
>Oga-san - Elf-San wa Yasaraenai
>Big Barda - DC
>She-Hulk - Marvel
>Baiken - Guilty Gear
>Giganta - DC
>Chun-Li - Street Fighter
>Kassandra - Assassin's Creed: Odyssey
>Zarya - Overwatch

Waifu
>Wonder Woman - DC

based, now I can look for more waifus

>Wuya
They'd be very impressed with my choice and quite happy. At least as long as Wuya reigns her genocidal tendencies in.
My family also speaks very poor English, so that's a plus.

Probably surprised I was with so many women

Like I said in a previous thread, won't like her attitude, but they just might be glad I am with someone despite that

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>Galko
worried at first since they would probably think that she's some dumb slut who's fucking 10 other guys, but once they get to know her they'd realise how much of a good person she is

wuya is fine

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>$32,000 annual wage

What kind of wage is it that?

There are a few typos and mistakes since I did it all from memory, but a reverse search should get you any of these girls

>all from memory
Well, I did google some of the manga and anime names since they're so long and difficult to spell

Well I was low balling it so lets go with $56,500. So with that estimate he's roughly paying $2345 a month maximum with a 50% wage attachment.

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Absolutely!

But I'd have to watch out when she volunteers to babysit my nephew(s).

She seems like a nice and tougj gal mixed in with the wrong people

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Half of Sakimi-chan's monthly salary

Smart and very charismatic. Sassy and funny but also very sweet.

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She is one hot mama

wow, thats nuts youre nuts

Yeah no shit user, look at my waifu chart. Look at it. Does that seem like something a sane, sexually and emotionally healthy person would make? Look at the filename! "Doms and moms"? Version 7, no less! I'm all messed up, user.

A subconcious liking for green, either in the colour of the outfits or the skin.
You'd like Moana, based of your delicious brown chart.
Is AC Odyssey worth it for Kassandra?

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>Is AC Odyssey worth it for Kassandra?
Depends on how much you like muscles, Greek accents and cocky, snarky warrior women game's okay too

>No Amalia

sticks her finger up your ass and electrocutes your prostate. You can only stand frozen in shock as you involuntarily orgasm over and over...

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Where would you take your waifu on a vacation? It can be anywhere, real or fictional.

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>Wonder Woman
Honestly, she'd probably know of a number of better places to take me.

>mavis
probably a cruise on my yacht around the caribbean

>why do you love her?

Love at first sight is real, but she is not. It hurts.

>what would your family think of your waifu if she was real?

Happy for me, or possibly worried, the more they know about superheroes and powers.

>do you own any merchandise of your waifu?

Some toys. Despite the MCU, there still isn't a lot of merchandise.

>Where would you take your waifu on a vacation? It can be anywhere, real or fictional.

Where do you travel with someone who travels to incredible exotic locations all the time? Somewhere quiet, relaxing and out of the way.

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>Wonder Woman

She's fucking Wonder Woman. They'd probably think I was paying her to pretend to be into someone like me.

Used to, not anymore. Still read comics, but I've grown out of collecting merchandise.

>liking Greek women
Fuck off were full.

Considering the significance of the color purple, perhaps ancient phoenicia and if time permits Egypt and Babylon[\spoiler] It seems fitting considering the mystical focus

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Whats considered the best place for beaches and parties? Cancun? Miami?

>i will never have to pay an electric bill again
So, would you buy a few Power Walls and have her charge them up every day? Because yelling at her to come in the room every time you want to fire up the toaster would get old quick. And she'd probably burn out all your sensitive electronics, never mind all the stuff that requires constant low power. Your clocks would be flashing 12:00 all day. No, no sir, I don't think I am with you on this one, sad to say.

Ibiza or surrounding Mediterranean area
for beaches AND parties (if you dont want to deal with the crime of, lets say, Miami or LA)

If time travel is prohibited, definitely would abstain from vacation and defer to a period of pure meditation. I feel as if she would appreciate that more than any alternative

my waifu's smile comforts me

>why do you love her?
She's everything I could ever want out of someone and more. I've always liked gingers and tomboy-ish characters, and Meri is no exception. However, it goes further than aesthetics. I can relate to this girl in many ways, her having entered my life when I was going through a rough patch. I believe we'd understand each other, maybe even operate on the same wavelength, so to speak. No one else makes me feel the way she does whenever I see her. It's a good feeling. However, I don't think I deserve her. I don't think she'd share my feelings and sometimes I think she'd hate me. The worst part is that I'll never know for sure. And yet, I still love her.

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Ibiza then.

She just seems like a really cool person in general and the fact that she fulfils quite a few of my fetishes doesn't exactly hurt
My parents would be weirded out by her being a pro wrestler, let alone her being built like a brick outhouse (my dad is especially down on women who are buff) but I doubt they'd say anything too passive-aggressive to my face. My brothers would be impressed by her profession, but they're only marks for WWE so it'd be more of an "Oh, neat" than anything else. My sisters-in-law would be somewhere in the middle, but leaning more towards positivity and would certainly try to be more social than my parents. My niece and nephew would be terrified to begin with, but I know she'd win them over.

I mean, they'd all be thrilled that I'm dating, but that goes without saying in these threads...
user, you appear to have not posted Alex. Is something wrong?
Fortnight driving across Spain. I'd probably drag her to some old churches and archaelogical sites (I used to work for a travel magazine) but we'd do other stuff if she wanted

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Because I'm a fucking idiot with yellow fever.

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Considering I married a girl who is similar in personality, looks, and they like her I am ok

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>Is something wrong?
Nope. All fine here.

>BW
I have been wanting to go to Italy for quite some time now so probably there

the virgin waifu vs chad husbando

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Alright, let’s see. First off, I’ll narrow it down to Yea Forums only. Then I’ll list off the things I generally find attractive physically. I like fit bodies, but I’m not a musclefag (you know who you are, you degenerate freaks who get off to cancerous lumps), most female characters are eligible. Then, I like them pale. That’s pretty much my only physical absolute; the whiter the better. But even then, I have leeway. I just like them white. Past that, I do have a great affinity for redheads. But then again, I do love platinum blondes, and raven hair too. But whereas I like redheads no matter the eye color, I feel brown doesn’t work with blondes and raven hairs. Although chocolate brown hair and brown eyes do make a good combo. I’d wager I do like the gingers a tad more, but it’s not that important. As for tits, ass and the like, I’m of no great preference. Face trumps all, I prefer tits to ass and a good frame is more important. Things insignificant in perfectly drawn women.

Now, I’ll move on to the other aspects. I do not like whores and I do not like moralfags. I prefer a middle ground. The female equivalent of the genius mastermind that is above petty pleasures and has goals. Which brings me to another point; intelligence. I’d realistically want someone who’s an equal to me. In body, plans and mind. Also I really hate magic, so she’d have to be in the Tech/Science/Espionage department.

I wrote a rather long paragraph, going through various characters and ultimately dismissing them for various reasons. But it doesn’t matter. So, after all is said and done, I think I’ll settle on... Nobody. None of them tickle my fancy. Years and years of publication have erased any resemblance of character. But a gun to my head, and maybe I’d say Madelyne Pryor. She’s a Jean lookalike who hasn’t been niggered, is obsessed with having a husband and has world domination/vengeance tendencies. She’d do.

PS: I liked the Gillan Dress.

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>Which brings me to another point; intelligence. I’d realistically want someone who’s an equal to me. In body, plans and mind.
From this post, I can wager that everyone is /above/ you, you giant fucking neckbeard

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>I do not like whores
>Also I really hate magic
>I’d say Madelyne Pryor

As much as we shouldn't judge each other in a waifu thread, this logic is difficult to follow.

god I love bitchy woman

>e-every one is as p-pathetic as me
I’ve worked out for as long as I can remember. I study Theoretical Physics. Obviously I want a partner who can match those two things. Working out isn’t hard, and she could be in any other STRM related branch.
>inb4 Muh humanities
I’ve been reading philosophy since I was 5. That’s a hobby; not a job.
Well, I can’t think of anyone better. Jean got niggered and is a holier-than-thu cunt. Frost is a legit whore and a plastic bimbo; even though I do admit her personality makes me diamonds. Widow’s a spy and barren. Sat-Yr-9 got fucked by Nazi Brian; ain’t no human matching that. Mara Jade turned into a pussy. Caitlin Fairchild is holier-than-thou too. Maxima and Artemis need Superdick. Circe is a witch too.

I simply cannot think of anything at this point. I figured Maddy’s hawt, ginger and evil so there’s that. Then again, she probably got gangbanged by demons, so... GodDAMMIT!

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>anyone with any level of actual intelligence posting on Yea Forums
>talks like a 14 year-old pretending to be mature
nice one, user, but you can stop bullshitting now

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Do you want a pic of my textbooks or something?

She's pink
"She's pink"

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Basic I know, but I cannot choose between the two. On one hand, platinum haired rich bitches make muh dicc diamonds. And Emma’s got character underneath all that too. Plus, she’s got good taste in men. Shaw, Stark, Cyke, even Namor; all men of power. On the other, I do love redheads and Jeannie’s mommygf type of character. She can be obnoxious, and recent events are so bad I’m not considering them canon, but she’s still a ginger sweetheart. So it’s basically a case of “Muh dicc” vs “Muh feelz”, with some details here and there. I honestly don’t know; I cannot choose.

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She big

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Her? Isn't she kind of...a bitch?

4u

nice tastes

No. We don't want a picture of your brother's textbooks. Go back to (((reddit))) with your shitty spacing.

Because she provides limitless possibilities

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she wears my favorite kind of fetish gear

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it's all fun and games when you realize how painful the fellatio would be

>until you realize

fixed

she is also very fucking dead

i want to fuck roberta

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Who's that?

Umm.... so I like witches...

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Some of these really belong in this thread instead

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>Merida
I've dreamt about taking her to Japan. Since I was a kid I've wanted to go there, and now I fantasize about sharing the experience with her.

This is literally the post a former Hitlerjugend member would make if outside of pt and weapons training he had an affinity for comics lmfao

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She's kind, beautiful, a fellow socially-awkward shut-in, and I like snow a lot. Perfect.

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Cope harder user. I just picked up Stephen Gasiorowicz’s book on Quantum Physics (3rd Edition). I’m not pretending I’m Von Braun. I just said that I’m studying it.
Thank you for the compliment user. I genuinely mean that.

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Prost Junge

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She looks (save for the green hair) and acts like my girlfriend, and has the plant powers to make up for her bitchiness.

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a 3D girl at the store that i work as security

What comic do you think they’d like the most? What characters? What Waid is they would have? I unironically think they’d read X-Men and self-insert as the “oppressed global minority hated for their superior genes”.
>yfw the SS could’ve had Jean & Emma Waifu Wars

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Well, for the sake of the hypothetically, it would be wise to presume that very few, if any, of the comics that we presently take for granted would exist in their current forms. They weren't exactly known for being champions of free press, so I presume things like Captain America couldn't be bought (at the very least). Thor, however, probably would. I imagine things like this would be commonplace

> Kapitan Deutschland and der Übermensch team up to fight an incorporeal shadow entity that has started to take control of people around the world

Honestly, thinking of twisted scenarios like this is hilarious

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Blonde French Elves > Amalia. Not that she's bad, but others are better imho.

Ah, I’m not talking an Au where they won. I’m talking about what kind of already existing comics some time traveling Nazi could read and somewhat enjoy.

Luther Strode.

>Leni
While she would prefer places known for high fashion, I don't think she'll mind going to Japan, either.

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/ourgirl/

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Waifu gets knocked up, what do you do?
Me? Well, I’d be somewhat proud of my swimmers hitting 12 for 12

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BIG BOULDERS

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Top Memester

In both calculations, you gave extreme tax circumstances. What horrible place do you live where tax is half for $56k?

1. Go to closet.
2. Retrieve coat hanger.
3. Fill in the blank.

a swift kick to the abdomen would take care of it

thoughts?

Shut up, Boco

Yes sir...

>be Hans
>be en route to Stalingrad riding in a halftrack with your squad
>suddenly Gruppenfuehrer sees you reading a book you found back in Kiev
>Hans, was zum Teufel are you reading?
>Mein Herr, zis is a wonderful buch with pictures. It has my waifu, she is simply fantastisch

About whom does he speak Yea Forums?

I would say unbelievable but Germans are weird

>Intelligent
>No nonsense attitude
>Red head
>Would help make maple syrup with me
What more could I ask?

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>Considering killing your unborn child with your waifu
She'd kill you, user, or hypnotise, use and discard you at best, but you'd be happy all the while .

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i aint paying child support, fuck that shit.

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probably the loud house since it is a huge white blond family, minus the faggot propaganda

based an wholesome nice one lad

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You know you don't have to pay child support if you're a present, supportive father already, right? What are you, black?

I know

women will still try to get the money anyway.

from "the boys"

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degenerate

And?

you will be gassed

I HAAAAAAATE kids.

You're on Yea Forums, buddy. You'll be in the same chamber as me and Boco.

look at me im projecting

Tsunderes always have a special place with me, however one that destroys worlds with battlefleets while being confident and smug as well as being cute is irreplaceable to me.

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>look at me im a faggot
Fixed :^)

youre a degenerate faggot

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who is this?

You have bad grammar.

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Maya the bee was made by a littérale Nazi.
There would be an entire style of comic.

Heck I bet a post war Nazi germany would have had about as much cute comic stuff as Japan today.

Actually now that I think about it you might be right. Considering a central aspect of totalitarian ideologies is to use media as a means of soft power proliferation, I bet that Nazi Germany would have cute comic shit in the same way that America did originally with, let's say, Captain America: a method of spreading an ideology

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>teleportation
>bangs
>demonfu
>have a nice brother

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BW from Long Gone Gulch

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>tfw no hypno gf

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Wears her heart on her sleeve, is unapologetically passionate about things without caring if it matters to anyone but her, isn't afraid of looking stupid in pursuing her best self. She also has a kind heart and a cute face

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oh I forgot.
Is that an animated series?

>tfw autistic so no chance of ever having any gf ever

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give me the source of that Kamala pic

upcoming pilot where the creators are planning on making it a series

Marvel Rising

Slips inside asshole to tickle prostate while jacking it then bursts violently out during climax

my femdom waifus
based anne marie

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What is it about being part demon that is so hot

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Let me just tell you lad, it isn't quite all it's made out to be. Normies are normies regardless of their genders. It's nice to meet a grill with actual interests and passions but, in my experience, chances of that actualizing are rare as hell.

She's like Korra except:
>Not LGBT bait
>Actually sexy, cute, and hot
>A MILF
>Looks young enough to be Korra's sister
>Not a bad person or character like Korra

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I want to feel her poof

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>that waist to hip ratio
dayum

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>TFW she smells your fart but tries really hard to keep being nice and not say anything

>But she’s secretly into it

Could you realistically attract your waifu? If not what would you need to do to make it so

i can't. and if she's not interested, then i'll leave her alone.

Strong, tough, and a big heart full of love.

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Ahahahaha no.

Probably not, and I’v learned no means no with girls

Rate my waifus

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fuck no

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Probably not. Same as everyone else, time and effort, even then, you can't win everybody

t.beta

actual, seriously, awful normie trash taste
you are the person that Arby's panders to

Hey,if someone doesn’t like you, they don’t like you, ya gotta learn to deal with that

NOOOOOOOOOOO

coo but the wendys girl is rather odd

this is true, however a no isnt definitive obviously dont sexually harass people as there is nothing more beta. what i mean by a no isnt definitive is that demonstrating value and worth isnt simply something gained from immediate observation or from a night at a bar together. like all things worth doing, the objective is rarely easily achievable. true, you do lose sometimes, but one can only say they tried if they did so until absolute failure.

shes the type of girl who gets knocked up by a military guy after high school so literally just join and you would be set

>odd
not at all thats level 2 normie

im honestly shocked that Bowsette isnt on that image

Better?

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tbf i couldnt give a shit about any other waifu than my own so my analysis is largely irrelevant anyway

why have more than 1 waifu?

She's shipped all over the place, so it's difficult for me to gauge just what exactly she would look for in a guy. If I had to guess though, it would probably be guys who remind her of her dad. Big, confident, jovial, supportive, brave. I'm some edgy, angry guy who can't trust people, has a huge chip on his shoulder and is always itching for a fight just so I can beat the shit out of the other person. Basically, I'm the spitting image of my dad, much to my anger.

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Who's the girl in revealing sportswear below Elsa? Is the She-Ra show (the cat next to her) worth watching? I thought I remember the animation being a bit odd, strangely drawn.

It's Adora.

14 year old who posts on facebook meme pages tier

1. people understand your taste better
2. you get more (you)'s
3. threads are more interesting

Fuck you, I'm new at this.

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Ever-newer waters flow on those who step into the same rivers

Although I concede it makes the threads more interesting. Personally, I think the best thing to do, however is to focus on one as an ideal type. Intimately understand that one and live life as if you're working towards living it with her. Shoot for the moon land amongst the star nigga

Not gonna lie, I'd need to actually read the sticky on /fit/ and follow through with it for a change. I find exercise boring af, so I'd probably load my phone with an audiobook of Samuel Pepys' diary
To me, it's more like which waifu I'd have if I was in that particular universe

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Azula, deeply. But I have no desire to explain why.

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Absolutely zero need for the gradient background.

Azula is for Steven

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ok

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shouldn't have post it, now the underaged clowns
will come out of the Woodstock user

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State law (at least mine) is that 50% is the maximum deduction possible of your paycheck that goes to the charging child support. The numbers I ran were estimates based after taxes, and treated as net income. I went with the 50% figure considering he has 3 active dependents/children, which entitles the custodial parent more support.

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Then she isn't a best girl/waifu whatever term you want to use, just an object/harem girl. Most people here would jump at a kid or two with any one girl on their chart I think
Thanks dude.
Why not a hypno'd gf?
Chart of best girls who all qualify where looks/personality are concerned, both are needed, otherwise Korra and Chel would be in every chart. I try to keep the chart from getting too big though. (mine )
I thought the gradient thing was cool. Don't read too much into comments here user.

because i don't know what i'd do with a hypno'd girlfriend besides rape her.

I also enjoyed the gradient but only when it didn't clash with the girl from Bojack Horseman and the "O" in "Over", but I'm pretty anal about minor graphic design stuff

Also, you need to reverse the Clorox logo

Make her do embarrassing and sexual things that she would not normally do.

Korra, because she's the best firey water tribe tomboy avatar anybody could ask for.
They would probably think she's a swimmer or boxer or something. They'd be confused about her clothes. No way would they expect her to get with me
I would love to go somewhere forested like Norway or Canada or the Earth Kingdom
Rolling
No, there's absolutely no way. I'd probably need to be smart or funny or tall or something like that

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user, if you want a good redhead waifu, it sounds like you need to learn about Mera.

>overwhelming pessimism itt
Who dares wins lads. The only way for your chance to actualize is to try

Yeah, the crazy bitch who got FishNiggered. Same bitch who needs Superman-Tier dicking to feel anything. No thanks. You can keep the super powered ones.

One of the Blonde or Redhead X-Babes. Maybe Sat-Yr-9.

DC has rebooted several times since the 1980s and 1990s were unkind to her, a good deal of that may no longer be canon.

With...characters that don't exist?

>Boco !sCZ24qY6KY
ew

We explicitly told you to shut up

Yes sir...

Should I rewatch Korra? I've been thinking that a lot of the negative things concerning her personality came from the post-finale disappointment, and that she's actually quite good/cute during the series?

>yes sir
>being submissive
hot

Oh no! or oh, yes if you prefer Kaa/Jafar/Poison Ivy/(setting appropriate hypnotist) has cornered your waifu and is hypnotizing her! Does her willpower hold? Do you help her snap out of it?

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You have no idea.

Edit the brown loli out for a cute White girl please?

too bad she's never going to be in a show (so no porn)

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>she hypnotizes herself
Hawt

Better?

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Whenever I see fictional characters doing that, all I can think is that the police taking the photo would just sigh and take another one

much hotter.

u sound like a mighty fine twink

Not in looks, no. I'm just spineless and submissive.

she's just like me, perfect goddess, my goddess

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>IMAGINE

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Are white girls are more deserving and fit to hypnotized than brown girls?

>not both

wife

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SIX
SOLAR
SWEEPS

Fuck it, I'm bored and rolling

Yes because a white girl seems more pure and cute and therefore it's hotter when they're hypnotized into doing shit that is super sexual and embarrassing.

Heart of gold

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Whoops, wrong image.

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>What would Lily wear on Halloween?
Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, I know she did actually dress up for a Halloween party once, but GIS is useless for some reason and I'm too lazy to check the archive.

Anyway, I'll cheat and say that, or any other 90s girl anime she would like

Try with someone who can't into real?

>Road trip with Asuka-chan?
A week across the Kansai region. I want to see all the cool shit where she lives, and to watch the smile on her face as she remembers the joys of her youth.

Sexiest woman in the history of animation.

>Big blue eyeballs
>Long blonde hair
>skinny body, arms and legs
>perfect breasts
>perfect bottom

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>lewd Zarya greentext
NOICE
>we're in the gym
>she's doing her usual reps, I just came off some cardio
>she notices I'm appreciating her form
>I notice she's got that look in her eye
>"cкopo... how much do you weigh?"
>Honey, not ag-
>aaaaand she's curling me
"Hmmm... you have gained some more definition in your torso. That is good."
>I point out that any gains I've made are down to her knowledge, and hope she doesn't notice my raging boner
"Perhaps, but you had the will to keep going."
>I remind her that she was the greatest motivator of all
>She stops curling me
>I suddenly realise that she's not only genuinely touched by what I just said, but she's also about as ready to go as I am
>I start to relax my arms (keeping them straight when she's lifting me is just common sense) and drape one over her shoulder
>After all, I whisper in her ear, beauty and strength must go hand in hand together
>Yep, that's definitely her nipple poking me in the ribcage
>"I... I feel we should postpone our training for now. We both need a shower."
>I murmur something about how sweaty we both are, as I lick her neck
"I said a shower, not a tongue bath"
>Why not both?
>She chuckles as she leaves the gym, still holding me in her arms

Too bad she's not naked

Eh, alright.

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You see when you correct yourself like that, no one ever replies to you cause they see you as a retarded faggot who posted the wrong image the first time.

Play her game, I suppose.

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>a waifu that would actually like you

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Hey man, don't panic.