Here are some funny comics

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WHy

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Is this meant to be some "ACTUAL CONVERSATIONS IN MY CLASS" type thing?

Is this some pedo thing?

Here is an edit i made

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Is this some new autism filter?

looks like but yeah mate if you're bald and have a beard try not to be near kids because people will assume you're a diddler.

What the fuck is this shit?

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The origin of Black Manta

Kek

I'm bored and this is fun

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It's just that it is so awkward and there seem to be no jokes, so I assumed it was like that American Elf guy who fucks his kids.

Yes... How do we know?

You just do.

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That is a pretty horrible way to refer to your shits, man who watches strangers children all day.

>American Elf guy who fucks his kids.
do I even wanna know/?

I didn't get it at first

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I still don't think Kochalka fucks his kids.

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So is this artist an actual teacher?

he'd like to.

He's merely retarded and his inappropriate behavior is a series of regrettable gaffes, like if Lenny from Of Mice and Men accidentally stuck his finger inside a rabbit's butthole instead of crushing the rabbit.

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what the fuck is wrong with ame*icans

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Now that's good. I want more Sneaky Pete

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>his cart was really called this
Whats the point in calling a cat an insult of a people you hate? Seems weird to attach a group you despise to your pet. Funny comic though

Genius.

It makes sense, sometimes people call their pets stuff like "faggot" or "retardog" in private. It was a black cat so it fits, like calling a white cat cumface. One of the things I like about Lovecraft is how relatable he is.

This art looks similar to that one cringe comic of the middle aged beta who keeps giving his son shitty advice like "if your wife says she's tired don't try to give her a hug" and other shit like that.

mate how the fuck do you think Lovecraft is relatable the man was completely insane.

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Basically every country that can trace its origins to British colonialism is fucking retarded.
Blame those inbred fucks across the channel.

Maybe he's also an immature faggot ontop of hating Black People and finds amusement in the slur.

LOL

I'm fairly sure he does.

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The comic is senseless, Lovecraft was from a time when "nigger" was sociably acceptable to say to express how inferior they were during their oppression under you.

Lovecraft was a kid when he got Nigger Man. Are you saying a child was being immature?

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This would be a tough IRL situation to deal with as a teacher DESU

>oppression

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>Talking politics with your students.

What a maroon.

Yea Forums, models of mental health.

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What is this political shit? YOU DON'T TALK POLITICS WITH YOUR STUDENTS!

LOL

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this man is a liar

My teachers did that all the time and that was like 20 years ago, I only imagine it's gotten worse especially given fucking Trump. It totally makes sense that a teacher would feel the need to chime in when his kids re openly panicking about that because they contantly hear shit from their parents.

This fucker made this comic for over 10 years, and he hasnt improved one bit.

Is this supposed to be funny in anyway?

Seriously I unironically don't see anything like a joke on it

this one got me

>to express how inferior they were during their oppression under you
It was literally nigga of its time, nigger was used by both black and white people before it got fucked by the american media

As a yuro cop I will never understand why americans shit on their police the whole time

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It's an African American thing, along with their media and libcuck handlers.
Normal people like cops.

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taking personal ownership of something that has existed for thousands and thousands of years before you were born is kind of silly.

My pubes end up fucking everywhere in my house, I don't fuck my bread machine, lightbulbs, or the photo of my dead friend, but my pubes will end up statically clinging to them.

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Black cat.
My Grandmother had a doll as a kid and named it Niggerdoll.
Same thing, really.

youtube.com/watch?v=bpAi70WWBlw

Jesus man, buy a humidifier and some body lotion. It sounds like your house is the Sahara and a static wonderland.

bad marketing mostly. also our government is corrupt as shit and fleecing it's citizens and the rest of the world, and cops are the worker bees holding that shit in place, even if they aren't personally responsible for the choices being made.

Yeah I had a great-aunt that had a dog named nigger, in a black neighborhood. You want to imagine crazy? Imagine a little girl outside yelling "Here nigger nigger nigger!"

I was told no one bothered her because they thought she was crazy or slow, maybe that or she had a large black dog for a pet.

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that just seems mean. i mean, kids are kinda expected to be mean, but just sayin.

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Okay, but do you like to touch your son's balls?

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>your house is the Sahara
Colorado so-
yeah.
I've smiled in winter and had my lip split wide open.

>pulling up pornography for your child to watch
Please god let her party until her ovaries are withered husks. Don't let this come to pass.

>21+
...something dire has happened in this timeline.
>Seems mean
I don't think they cared.

In WW2 a group of British soldiers had a black dog and gave it the same name. Then they used it as the codeword for when they successfully blew up German dams.

They changed the dog's name to Digger in the movie for obvious reasons.

It was really common at the time.

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>Its a african american thing
Half of the cop officers that i met in my city are black

It was nigger up until the 1990s in the film then they edited it out.

Anyone got the picture of this dude in real life? Dude legit looks like the joker.

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These comics emanate a threatening aura

Is this loss?

Nigger wasn't actually that malicious of a moniker before the 50's or so.

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>Half of the cop officers that i met in my city are black
>the implication being that this stops howler monkies from screaming about how "racist" cops are for putting down violent criminals

Someone edit Black Manta's helmet over this kid's head

Kek

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She's like 22, graduated from CalArts, works for Glen Keane, Asian, and quite literally horny on main (hence the horns, her online persona is a succubus). Also "hates censorship"
If she wants a baby up in there I'm pretty sure she can make it happen, and she's probably the person who will buy sex toys and alcohol for her kids.

Well I'm hoping she waits too long to have a kid.
Like if she's getting that much work it's for the best that she throws herself into that and makes cartoons/comics religiously.
Cool moms are worst moms.

Half of it is just taking anger out on the cashier when the manager is to blame, the rest is literally well-off faggots who are salty they got caught doing something illegal.

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Why is the kid on the right a giant?

>it would've been nice and sensible until they took it too far
I'm sensing a theme on the left.

the father is a drug dealer?

Wow, you must be a real genius for figuring that out!

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You really don’t, actually.

>mexican cowboy
>romeo
mitt romney?

pls dont bully i am currently on drugs

Bull shit.

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She can't grab a fry through her mitts

and then she sat down with the kid in her lap and showed her how to properly masturbate, right?

It's not, you just obviously want to see it that way. Libertarians used to hate cops because they're the government's dogs. They're the ones who come and take your guns. Punks hate cops, farmers hate cops, my "alt-right" MRA friend went on a huge, angry anti-cop rant because he got a ticket. Cops are over hated across the political spectrum.

>he doesn't know about sovereign citizens

I don't get it.

>what is "Black Lives Matter"

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underrated

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Huh I dunno if I would laugh at the situation and give off a "my man!" expression or make fun of my kid for having shit tastes in porn
based off her twitter this lady seems like she enjoys blue balling

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Pussy.

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Lovecraft was a manchild. A depressed one.

>taking personal ownership of something that has existed for thousands and thousands of years before you were born is kind of silly.
Unless its slavery, then whites get the blame for all of it.

I remember when I was teen and my old man came home wasted while I was the family computer he pulled up pornhub and told me to have fun while he stood watch for my mom. To this day I'm still confused on if he was expecting me to beat off.

The police are a reflection of the people they police. Guess who the police regularly interact with here?

Jesus fuck, this is the sort of setup where a homless/druggie killing serial killer would be a minor hero cleaning up the streets in the eyes of the people.
Where's my Mavel/DC comic book hero that tackles that stuff?
>cops fed up with the politic nonsense go and snuff out repeat offenders in brutal ways and clean up the streets themselves off the clock
>unfortunately the city council never learns from their mistakes this way

You can see that BLM has nothing to do with cop killing.

Dilbert can be pretty funny sometimes.

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>moving the goal posts
I really don't know who you think you're fooling here. Anti-cop activism and sentiments have been pretty much entirely focused around Nignog Lives Matter ever since Trayboon Martin.
I'm not seeing many of those snake flags at their riots.

Anyone have the strip of the one with the girl handing the guy change back from a 10$, touching his hand and him making a face?

That's fantastic.

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>whites
>claiming to have created civilization
Its crazy how the irony missed you here

It's not anti-cop, it's pro-cop reform. This mentality of "either you think something is perfect or you're completely against it" is childish.

I understand that this will probably be shocking to you but the standards of today weren't always the same throughout all time. There used to be nothing controversal about the word nigger at all.

That's the joke, that's the feeling that you get, but even that's not true. We live in western society, it's pretty great, but everyone has criticisms of it and criticizes it the most because it's what we know the most about. Taking it personally is your problem.

I find it extremely ironic that the same people who criticize eurocentric education don'ẗ realize that most of their qualms with western civilization are only held because of said eurocentrism. If they had a more well rounded education they'd realize that there's nothing unique about atrocities committed by Europeans over the centuries and they're not even the worst offenders.

It's often not even eurocentric, it's all american-centric. Like they think the whole world fits into the same context of America's history. Like they'll act as though Greenland is partly to blame for American slavery too.

lol

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I've often wondered whether a typical American curriculum even includes wars other than American Independence War, American Civil War and World War 2, because when you talk to Americans it usually seems those are the only frame of reference they have.

Eh, cool moms lead to more conservative kids. My mom tried to have me slut it up my outfits and party all the time and it just made me want nothing of it.

That's my fetish but god help me if there isn't a lack of it.

"Nigger" is an insult now that the shared understanding of the word is that it's dehumanizing and hateful, but in the past it was just a diminutive thing you could call a pet affectionately in the same way you might call your pet or your spouse something like "doll," "baby," "monkey," "my sweet," etc. Something that's kind of endearing because it's silly and beneath you but you own it.

It sound even worse to say "No, it wasn't hateful, it was more like it was all in cute fun to say 'oh you're my sweet little nigger boy,' don't you see?" But at the time it literally was in line with what was understood and accepted without really making Lovecraft a stand-out example of a hyper racist dick just for that.

>"Nigger" is an insult now that the shared understanding of the word is that it's dehumanizing and hateful
Depending on who's saying it, because some people have the special power to say it as much as they like while others get in trouble for it.

>hates censorship
>from calarts yet based

the game was rigged from the start

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They do teach about other wars but rarely any that don't involve the U.S. unless you're in a world history course. One thing I did notice and I don't know if its intentional or not is that when it comes to wars that aren't major events everything is treated solely as the responsibility of western nations.

Or maybe she's playing some 2 dimensional chess here. I mean imagine if your mom came in and pulled up a pornsite, would you still feel like going at it?
If your answer is yes please don't respond.

For example genocide in Africa is entirely the fault of western nations for either not intervening, setting up the conditions that led to the genocide no matter how flimsy the reasoning, or both

What happened to all the good comics?

Early childhood educator here.
I like it. It's not so much funny as much as it's just a typical day of a teacher in a low income neighborhood.

The scenarios are authentic enough that I wouldn't be surprised if he literally just took conversations he actually had with his students and then wrote them down.

this kid is serious, hes bringing quantum physics into this

Americans are retarded. Now imagine retarded cops, having to police retarded Americans.

Now you understand.

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Nah, the woman who drew it is very openly a highly sexual person. She claimed that this comic is “99% a joke” probably just to avoid heat from moralizers about showing a kid porn but she’s definitely not the type of person to try to dissuade their kid from exploring their sexuality.

>I mean imagine if your mom came in and pulled up a pornsite, would you still feel like going at it?
My mom found all my sexy lady drawings and then handed them back to me redlined with notes about breast physics.
I was mad and embarrassed, but I did get better at drawing titties and have better sexy lady drawings.

That's weird but totally different. That's your mom critiquing your art.

Imagine instead your mom started giving you fetish recommendations instead.

You know, I'm used to people lewding kid characters on /aco/ and /trash/ and don't even bat an eye at it, but these two comics actually make me uncomfortable because I'm just assuming this is a real dude's self-insert and his actual kids.

Imagine if she started commissioning art. Of herself.

I'm really upset right now that I haven't saved any good >shadman

Because a Cop can shoot me in cold blood (or more likely, a blind panic) and the entire system will bend over backwards to make sure said cop does not pay any consequences for it. At most, his bosses will have to throw my family some blood money.
And that's just the action and consequences themselves and not the awful culture that leads to a lot of these kind of situations, or the Police's (and their supporters) absolute and utter denial of it.

It is, American Elf is a journal comic. Dude actually had a fair bit of critical acclaim during the 00s too, he was the cartoonist laureate of Vermont for three years

This

Yeah, that'd do it.
Who are you Simon Bishop?

If you don't understand why it's socially accpetable for black people to say nigger in a lighthearted way then you are a moron.

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what the fuck am i reading?

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what i miss?

some people should be arrested on general principle

>CalArts
>hates censorship

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you euros will learn soon enough

Shut the fuck up nigger

L-Lol?

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peak comedy

damn why did my shitty thread get like 130 replies while I was gone

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I feel like parents wholesale demonizing porn just makes kids seek more obscure and degenerate stuff, honestly, but you shouldn't throw them headlong into it either. I feel like if I caught my kid watching porn I'd just explain how it's the fast food of being sexually aroused and give 'em the old sex talk.

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l-lol?

Teachers are all marx-worshipping cunts mate. Of course they're going to try indoctrinating their students, why else would they be there?

NO FUCK YOU GET YOUR GAY UGLY COMIC OUT OF MY HOT THREAD.

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Yes he was an elementary teacher in a really poor area for awhile and now he’s moved to a better one. As a fellow teacher, he’s leaving out the outrageous amount of accidental penis drawings

Pardon?

can this happen in real life?

Wanna find out?

Yes people actually have sex

Pure suffer

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A woman apologizing? Fuck you, I'd literally have to dig to reach that fruit it's so low hanging.

fourth panel needs a tear coming out of his eye.

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Little Yea Forums content

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Teachers are mandatory reporters if they suspect child abuse/endangerment. Failing to report it would risk his job and any future prospects.

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Good to see we have someone who was there. Enlighten us on the world pre 1950 please.

Actually more and more women doing brest reduce surgery

I think a parent should make sure that they understand that most if not all 3D porn is fake and give them a general sex talk. Shaming your adolescent child can seriously fuck their perception of sex and sexuality up for a long time. I agree that actually pulling up porn is too far though.

>makes kids seek more obscure and degenerate stuff
Having a filter that blocked normal porn is directly responsible for some of my current fetishes.

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those are edits user

chill she said it was a joke in the original tweet, the comic before this one shes basically celebrating that her periods mean she's not pregnant. She's in no rush to have kids, not until she pays off that life long debt of cal-arts

Jesus wept

There is a condition where due to stress or other factors, a woman can have a severe muscle contraction that makes it pretty much impossible to penetrate her. It's not something they can control afaik
If you mean specifically premature ejaculation? Doesn't matter with women; women can have multiple orgasms. Unless they become too sensitive to continue, its not a problem. It's a problem with dudes because most of the times dudes will soften and go limp shortly after ejaculation.

This is something kids would actually say

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>As a yuro cop
Bongistan or elsewhere?
Because if it's the former I hope you get stabbed sometime soon.

Legit chuckle

Was this post deleted because it was true?

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I thought Coco was his sister

Lots of Europeans do it too though. Where are you even from that they don't?

Shouldn't you be busy arresting someone for posting mean words on facebook?

reverse the gender, go to prison.

The criteria for a post getting deleted on Yea Forums is either it's true, or it's funny.
That's why it's called Yea Forumsmblr.

>That last panel
Bye sides.

Where do you live that your teachers don’t try to educate students about current events and what’s happening in your fucking country?

If you say America I can’t say I’ll be all that surprised.

>propaganda is "education"

>any reference to modern politics is "propaganda"
You're the reason why Fox News is considered a news source. You made it so that everything is propaganda, to the point that actual propaganda seems like it fits in when it doesn't.

Project harder.

It's not really projection, it's a fact that Fox News is propaganda, they literally discuss their content with the President.

>kids hear snippets of news stories and people talking about politics
>don’t understand what’s actually going on and ask their teacher
>”Sorry Timmy, I can’t explain political issues to you because that would be propaganda”
>”You’ll have to get someone else to do it, maybe Yea Forums.org/pol/ can give you the unbiased truth?”

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The fact you're singling out Fox News shows what a retard you are.

>a thing happens
>"Ms. Libcuck, what does that means?"
>"ORANGE MAN BAD!"
Your tax dollars at work.

Why do you even care? Given where you are you’re not likely to reproduce and if you somehow do, you can educate your kids in your own obvious biases at home.

They aren't. American Elf is just that creepy.

It’s a fucking joke, Jesus christ. Look at the kid’s face in the last panel. The joke IS that she took it too far, not that the artist literally believes this is how parents shout act.

Yes I need my fucking art teachers super important opinion on the president

More?

>expecting Yea Forums to understand subtlety
If it doesn't spell out the intention without a hint of nuance, it's not funny. Bonus points if there's tits involved to distract them so they can say it's "based".

>I don't want to fuck that shit
How wrong a comic can be?
To this day i wished they made her a trap.

Yes, and?

Actually, I expect teachers to teach my kids useful things, not "Black Lives Matter" bullshit.

There are. In New York I believe.

What's the name of that kid that trannies are currently mind-scrubbing?

wat

I call bullshit.

So if a kid who's too young to understand says to their teacher they're scared because of what they've been hearing people say about Donald Trump, what would be the unbiased way of responding to that? Because I'd say it would probably sound a lot like . I don't know how you're understanding a teacher clearly striving to be UNbiased as being biased.

Lactatia? That kid is being sexually abused in plain sight.

>moving the goal posts
He's doing the exact opposite of what you were just suggesting; he's not filling his student's heads with his retarded politics, because that would be a violation of the trust placed in teachers.

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user, you're agreeing with me.

is he the hero we need?

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>Where do you live that your teachers don’t try to educate students about current events and what’s happening in your fucking country?
Were you the one that made this post? If so, I wonder what sort of shitty school you go to where your elementary school blasts CNN all day.
Any time a kid hears about "current events", it's going to be at home, and if they give a shit, should ask their parents... not interrupt math class to ask their teacher about the Orange Man.

>being this fucking defensive
Where did I ever imply
>educating students about current events
Included biased narratives? You don't even know what my political beliefs are. I'm saying it's good for kids to learn about how government works and be aware of what's happening in the world, and from that you have just assumed I'm in favour of leftist indoctrination. Well done m8.

What a fearless hero. When I grow up I wanna be just like him except still have sex.

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Name of comic?

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He's certainly the one that we deserve.
Also fun fact in my country it's illegal to physically stop someone from stealing something that's valued under 300$, luckily most people don't know that.

>kid is watching porn
>thinks they need the "sex talk"

I love how you already have the mindset of a boomer.

bro. If theyre looking at porn chances are 9999999.9% they already know how a baby is made. the only thing you could really tell them is to come to you personally for any questions. get with the times. People dont need to find a "dirty mag" behind a dumpster anymore to see a vagina. they just ask siri or spend 3 seconds looking it up on their tablet.

the automatic door is bullshit. what sort of automatic door senses a person then closes?

Is this real?

Looks like Dewd is dead as on never improving.

Rei is strong in a literal sense, she has a lot of force strength. As a character she's weak as hell.

There's usually some delay between the movement recognition and the motor control, especially in older models, so if you walked in right after another person and the door had already started closing as you approach it's plausible that might just happen. It's a bit of an edge case though.

>starting a dangerous physical altercation with a crackhead or someshit over 4 measly DVD's that are probably insured

what in the fuck?
is this guy stupid? Its like 20 bucks worth of DVD's you jackass.

The "sex talk" usually involves things beyond how you physically make a baby.

At the time it would be more like 20 bucks a piece, but still, dude clearly did not have his priorities straight. Also in my area rental stores generally did not keep the discs in the cases, they would keep them in a binder behind the counter and put them back in the cases when you checked out, probably to avoid this exact scenario. So that's all on the manager paying him minimum wage for not thinking it through.
>is this guy stupid
it's Dobson, so yes

It's an image, user

>in my area
>rental stores

blew yours cover. those dont exist anymore

He used past tense in that sentence, you illiterate mongoloid.

was this literally the conclusion to his webcomic

My post was in the past tense, but Family Video does still exist here in town (and there's over 700 of them), I just don't need to go to the rental store because I generally just pirate the kind of stuff I would rent in the past but still buy Blu-rays for my favorites

You're right, I should have also mentioned Breitbart, who had someone literally work for the President. You people love your state-run media.

>I'm saying it's good for kids to learn about how government works and be aware of what's happening in the world, and from that you have just assumed I'm in favour of leftist indoctrination.
being informed is a leftist agenda to strip power away from those who deserve it, like rich people

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With the prevalence of anal porn lately pretty glad for that, kids these days definitely do need the sex talk more than ever. And there's also the fact that porn gives unrealistic expectations about sex and little to zero explanations about condoms and anticonceptive use in general.

>With the prevalence of anal porn lately, kids these days definitely do need the sex talk more than ever.
I guess you're right, there was that young girl who tried extreme anal stimulation because she was inspired by porn and now has to wear a colostomy bag for the rest of her life because she thoroughly wrecked her anus in the process.

I bet you think the Joker's boner refers to his penis.

heh

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what facts do you know about anal porn user.

I genuinely wonder how you would sit down and explain to your kids the dangers of doing anal. how did you come to learn about the dangers of anal user?

This. check the archives next time

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This sounds more like the start of a mad man. Like he's gonna start cutting kid's balls off to make socks.

this too
Man, comic books used to be so sexual!

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Well the jokers boner is real, iron man's solid dick is an edit.

It's not about the anal, but that kids would grow thinking they have to perform anal to have regular sex, instead of being another thing aside from regular straight sex.
Plus gay kids also need sex education for these matters, do they understand what they're getting into. But LGBT sex ed is even more taboo apparently.

I always feel bad for retards who make up edits like these because they are too lazy to dig up actual funny shit. It's so... desperate.

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I hate to say it but this is an actually quite amusing Dobson comic. Probably because he isn't aggressively pushing an agenda, bigging himself up, or insulting his critics.

So that's how they make Twix bars.

Plus there's an actual joke in it. Dobbo really outdid himself with that one.

9/11 NEVER FORGET

kek

I like hehesilly

I fucking lol'd

I agree but look at hitler's birthday

>I agree but look at hitler's birthday
What's the issue?

>1989
God, how does he always manage to fuck something up?

Ah, I'm blind, I only looked at the last two digits.

>(Dead)

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Honestly it's better than shaming your kids for having natural urges like most parents do.

Adding on to listen to this: youtube.com/watch?v=QipR5WCzAgo
Look how angry and frustrated the mom makes her kid. He's never going to open up to his parents again.

There's nothing natural in touching your penis.

Dobson drew ir for brentalfloss's webcomic (aka he didnt write it)

yeah but he dobsoned the birthday either way

Did you never have to take a gov/econ class? That's literally all that class is.

You might say it isn't good, but arguing that masturbation is unnatural is pretty ridiculous.

But is that a joke?

Did you give his daddy lots of hundred dollar bills?

I'd be a lot angrier about him lying than jerking off.
But also kids want to fuck kids, so I'd be scared that my kid would download CP and get my ass vanned.

Ted Cruz?

Holy shit this shit is fucking awful. I mean its fairly common knowledge that uptight cringy SJW turds have no sense of humor but these are so bad I suspect its parody

This comic is like a list of reasons I never became a teacher.

>turds
Uncle Jeff, pls...
There aren't even any Pluggers threads on Yea Forums why is your boomer ass here?

I think it's like, "Let's speak English." But instead of cute Japanese kids it's inner-city students with troubled home lives.

Nice, but he still got shot in the foot...

Hitler was a time traveler.

>I'd be a lot angrier about him lying than jerking off.
Yeah but it would have been so easy to defuse that situation. The kid was freaking out because the mom freaked out about it. If she went with the "that's natural son just do it in a way where I can't walk in on you" thing there wouldn't have been such a scene.
>But also kids want to fuck kids, so I'd be scared that my kid would download CP
That's kinda a scary thought, IIRC that's happened a few times, the parents being accused of downloading CP when it was the pre-teen kid looking at naked kids his age. But that, too, can be prevented by telling the kid that it's okay to look at titties, nothing to be ashamed of, now tell tell the nice agent what you did, you won't get in trouble.

Also not gonna lie, if I ever have a family a precaution I'm taking is having all of our devices protected by strong passwords known only to their owners, each with separate internet contracts with different IP addresses, each with no knowledge of what passwords we're using. No shared bank accounts or any shared social media credentials. This is not just for easy identification in case a crime has been inadvertently committed by a family member and has to be investigated, but such compartmentalization is a generally good policy that prevents an attack against one of us from affecting another of us. It also prevents snooping between family members, which is another good reason to implement strong security.

wasn't "cat" itself an urban insult at one time?

the fuck kind of name is Tymeer?

Wasn't it just jive for person?

Why wouldn't suicidebomber-Americans name their kid Timer? it's something close to their heart after all

I'm genuinely curious now, anyone have sauce?

10/10

nevermind i just found it, it's shit

Because he is part of your mother.

At least share it with the rest of us

LOSS???

Why would you do this. What's wrong with
>number 1 or number 2?

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>Illiterate Mass

Did he find Snickers? :O

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How does his art look better here than it does now

It's mid 00s Dob

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So how was the customer in the wrong?

That honestly weirds me out too. Just call it pee and poo.

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Thats why he feels bad in the last pannel

This is the most perfect comic ever created.

Is this a KC Green wannabe?

>hot girl who’s probably an easy lay was trying to make conversation with dobbo
>he just wanted her to go away so he could play his DS
To be fair, that would also have been me once. But when I was about 13 years old.

>You know it's bad for you, just eat it

what?

It's like a gradual form of inflation.

>You know damn well that candy isn't going to be healthy or a diet food you retard, just fucking eat it if you want candy you double nigger and stop whining about carbs reeeeeee
Come on.

to be fair our cops are basically the same as criminals

Some of our cops are super corrupt. They act like gangs in a lot of places. I lived in a low income area so I have seen them abuse their power, but I met a few who were good people so I am not to go spray “KAP” on the walls.

where's this from, anyone got the artist's name? the style is familiar, but google reverse doesn't give any good results

+1 point added to your porn license

that's not real dumbass

freakanimes.com/westtree/?comic=ch31-p1
it's the same chapter from the images the guy posted.

What a shit hole

I think most stores that aren't like small businesses will have a policy that their general clerks should never physically engage with a thief, and just report that it happened. Since they probably have insurance that makes it a lot easier to just write off the stolen products, than to deal with a employee that got injured on the job while doing something outside their job description.

>It's not about the anal, but that kids would grow thinking they have to perform anal to have regular sex

kids arent that retarded. you sound like a soccer mom right now If little Samantha doesnt learn the PROPER way of using a dildo she could disembowel herself!!!! like what the fuck are you on about you absolute nutter. All the information a kid needs is the basics of it and why it exist the more nuanced shit will come later as they grow up. you could literally never give your kid a "sex talk" and they would more or less be find.

lol at the old man checking out her ass.
I would too
wide women disgust me but also arouse me.

>no punchline
>just LOL SEX!" one panel over

hate zero substance comics like this. why even have it be a comic as opposed to just tossing out the final panel.

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Genetics

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it's like a chinese knockoff of one of Gobolatula's comics if Gob's only intention was making you hate everyone and he'd downed a fifth of mexican vodka first

>these two characters are never seen again dressed or otherwise
I didn't think it possible to hate Dewd more

I cannot imagine this guy jumping a counter to grab any sort of potentially dangerous person or yelling obscenities in the street. Every single thing I’ve ever seen from him makes him reeks of desperation. Something happens and he makes comics of what he thinks an alpha male would do in that situation. I can just imagine his rotund ass folding his ds closed and whispering to the part time kid there he “supervises” to watch the guys before he follows them around much too closely.

Forgot my faggot gif

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Literally what it's like having a wife with depression. I fuck the will to live into her. It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it.

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Damn wasn't this painting about rape?

Yes, it is about rape.
But desperate lardasses love to pretend that Rubens painted the absolute beauty ideal of his time and since he's one of the classics it validates their lardassery.

I know, right? Imagine praising Picasso or one of the many problematic artists from back them. Ugh, right sistas?

Not only that, but the girls are noticably thinner in the real painting.

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The customer wasn't really in the wrong. He got screwed by the overdraft fee due to a one dollar imbalance, but if he'd been less of a jackass they would have been more willing to help him.

Also this is a Dobson story so take it all with a grain of salt.

Still waiting for a source on cock hungry depressed rabbit

this is actually pretty good, kinda reminds me of king cat comics. dobby shoulda kept doing stuff like this

Well it's about rape, but in the antiquated sense.
So...kinda maybe but probably not really.

You might be onto something, I suggest making a clinic devoted to testing this treatment.

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>just LOL SEX!" one panel over

That is a format of porn comic.

I think Dobson had a girlfriend at the time based on the earlier comic posted

Dude had a wife.

Can a nigga borrow a fry?

it's like that most places, Once they get out the store you can't touch them.Learned that at hollywood video. Craziest thing I ever saw was this guy punch one of those walmart greeters in the mouth for trying to stop him from stealing, lil old lady too.

WHY SHOULD I TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR SHIT I DIDN’T DO?

>chubby
>obese

Alright, Dobson. I’m gonna give you this one.

Yeah, but at the time she was his girlfriend

You win this round, user...

It is fooling your body into thinking that you are having intercourse. It seems pretty unnatural.

Wy muslim woman working in the bank?

I doubt that Dobson has ever been a chad before, so I really doubt that some random girl would attempt to chat him up for sex.

You're insane and you can't even see it.

Being informed is great. Shame that I doubt you'll inform anyone of anything in your life.

If it's unnatural then why do wild animals do it?

Is one eating his own young natural for humans to do since some wild animals do it?

yes, it would solve both world hunger and overpopulation single-handedly