*dabs*

While entirely missing the point of what Moore was saying

Moore is a pretentious pseudo intellectual and Snyder has authentic artistic vision and originality.

I don't have a bait image adequate enough for this post

>Moore: In reality violence is horrifying and if we're going to glorify it we should also also be willing to show the physical and psychological trauma that accompanies these actions.
>Snyder: Adding more violence makes it EXTRA mature! That'll show those bullies who told me Batman was for kids!

That's a pretty good one, man. Enjoy your (you), you've earned it.

Plan B and C are the same thing when X= King Arthur

>That'll show those bullies who told me Batman was for kids!
That describes Snyder, he said ages ago he had no interest in cape comics until he read Watchmen

It's me or critics just really really really dislike Zack Snyder?

>mfw based Chadzam dabbing on both MCUfags and Snydercucks

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If by "critics" you mean "everyone on the planet including the other half of DC's retard fanbase"

Yeah. It's probably because he's garbage

>every marvel movie this year will make at least a billion
>Shitztain will be DC's highest grossing movie this year and will probably STILL get less than HALF of Alita's box office
Yeah how will "MCUfags" ever recover

I haven't seen any review complain about Snyder yet but Snydercucks are still butthurt about reviews praising Shazam

The world isn't ready for Snyderkino

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I hate you

He's certainly never been particularly popular with them

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critics are made up of failed film students who couldn't make the cut as directors so of course they hate Snyder for being what what they're not.

>and will probably STILL get less than HALF of Alita's box office
Why are you doing this to yourself?

>everyone hates superman
>everyone hates batman
>everyone hates justice league
>everyone loves literally who
remember when Marvel built an empire on the foundations of a literally who?

the point is that like Marvel, DC had to lose their heavy hitters to actually try.

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The Snyder movies made people not care about characters they loved, while the MCU movies made people love characters they did not care about.

We're so proud of you, DC. Have a sticker.

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>couldn't make the cut as directors so of course they hate Snyder for being what what they're not
But user Snyder IS a failed director. By your logic critics should love him.

what the fuck even is the context of this?

Because I know I'm right and as much as you don't want to admit it deep down you know it too

t.assblasted Mousekek

t. schoolchild who still dabs

t.was dabbed on as a kid and dabbed on as an adult

Billy and his many otps

Harley was still fresh from losing Mr. J to Superman. It's the Injustice comic, if you were wondering.

No I really dont think this will make half of Alita. I think your outright hatred for anything DC is unhealthy

Say the word Yea Forums

You think it might make less than $200 million worldwide? Well I can't say I blame you with a $45 million dollar opening weekend even if the second weekend drop was 50% it still would be a bit of a struggle getting there

They hate him because he's just as talentless as they are but makes money because his wife find jobs for him, they don't hate good directors because they can think "oh well, is fair that this actually competent guy got this job"

A failed film student that somehow managed to make some movies?

This was one of the funniest exchanges I've seen on Yea Forums

Will Carolfags ever recover?

WE

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Which one of you is this?

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it was (you)

Box office, man! The same trump card of Snyderfags, although in the case of Marvel shills, they're actually right about it.

>fedora-tipper

Of course it would be.

My money's on one of those Yea Forums morons

>DC has to buy reviews to save some semblance of face for their embarassing bomb
>Meanwhile based Carol is making a billion without spending a dime on bribes

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>both CMs casually sipping from a fountain cup will be the next phase of company wars

I miss Laughing Evans.

Ladderbro screams in pain

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I think I'll schedule an ambulance for you..

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They dislike you both

>Snydercucks claim they want the directors to each follow their unique vision and have plurality of films
>Start screeching about Shazam being corny and try to "boycott" it

company wars threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/3
OP is a faggot.
Do your part to help purge this board of subhumans like him by reporting this thread.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
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>company wars threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/3
>OP is a faggot.
but OP just dabbed

>try to "boycott" it
Really? Haven't seen anybody trying to boycott Shazam, except for that retard that thinks it'll make half as much as Ailta.

It's exactly what it looks like. I'm serious.

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Alita opened smaller than that, had a 61% drop and still got to 400mil world wide. Can you actually explain why you hate DC to the point of stupidity?

I saw some releasethesnydercut losers on twitter calling for a boycott both because "it's childish trash" and to "force" WB to release the snyder cut

Marvel pays me.

>On twitter
How many likes or shared did it have?

Just when you think they can't get more retarded. At least, now that Snyder was kicked out we can just point and laugh.

Ok dumbfuck let me see if I can explain it so even a retard like you can get it

Alita's biggest Challenge was Captain Marvel which opened several months after Alita came out so it was able to leg it to $400 million and just barely

Now here's the part where you have to try and use your tiny as fuck brain. Where among Endgame, Detectice Pikachu, John Wick Wick 3, Aladdin, and Godzilla do you think Shazam is going to be able to get to more than $400 million.

Bitch Sit down, be humble
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He is a ladderbro. He lives a pathetic life

Dude..

>Alita's biggest Challenge was Captain Marvel which opened several months after Alita came out
>The next month is now several months
>Films not coming out until 5 or 6 weeks later like Detective Pikachu or Aladdin are competing with Shazam
Oh I get it now. This is all just an act

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>Alita release date: Februrary 14th
>Captain Marvel release date: March 8th
>Several months
I'd be careful about calling other people dumbfucks.

Isn't that MumkeyJones?

This can't be a real person

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>Sit down and be humble

Sure, I'll just sit down on this throne of fat stacks and BP Oscars first.

>Billy is such a Chad even Harley wants his bolt

you sit on oscars?

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Hate to break it to you, but all that stuff actually belongs to Disney.

She kinda does. She recognized his pureness/innocence in an apeshit Injustice World.

You do realize you have absolutely nothing to do with Marvel, right? It's pretty pathetic that you take their success as your own

How many oscars or money did you get from the MCU?

I loved 300 and am excited for Shazam. Why are you all so autistic?

I want a Harley to be my pretend mother.

I thought this had been out for a while, but it isn't even in theatres in my country yet.

It's not out anywhere until next week. It just had a few advance screenings

>a few
There's been one every single day since last Saturday

>drone literally had to beg mods and go full DELET THIS
lel

Brace for impact

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You can just go ahead and get rid of everything from "worry" on because it's not getting anywhere near there

Harley wanted to jump on Billy’s dick.
>No porn was made of this

I like Watchmen (fuck you) all else is trash.

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>10 out of 70 are people of color
Isn't that a larger percentage of the general population of POC?

Who here taking their grandpa to watch the superhero formerly known as Captain Marvel?

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Yeah of the 6 that gave it a rotten 5 were white men. This race baiting shit needs to stop

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Nah I'm going with My son

this has to be a goddamned Russian bot

What do they mean "About" 10. They had an exact count for omen. Can they not tell?

you can't know how many white critics identity as colored people

>somehow
Marrying a producer helps a lot.

What if a black woman identifies as a white male?

How dare that person ASSUME their ethnic identity. What gives him the right?

I never doubted you for a moment Billy boy.

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Yet Shazam has a more diverse cast than Captain Marvel

Why can't you guys just accept that Shazam is a good movie, instead of making it a war with another film? Like I figured you guys would be celebrating how good it is, but all I see is shitposting about Marvel and Synder.

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The DCfags want to wave their dicks in the Marvelfags faces because the Marvelfags were waving their dicks in the DCfags faces over Captain Marvel.

Faggotry begets faggotry, user.

>Shazam tracking to bomb

Love it.

Wow, they must've deleted a lot of reviews to get to that number

Oh wait

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Gonna see it next week with my uncle.

*does the floss on MCUcks*

Yikes. This post DID NOT age well.

Beautiful.

It's a good movie, shitposting aside. Best DC film so far.

tracking to bomb your ladderfag ass

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Most people are. It's just either the Disneyfag saying its gonna make less than 200 million or the alt-right cunts trying a new spin now that both the boycott and the "Disney is buying tickets" conspiracy theory failed They probably don't even know there's a fat asian and a little black girl that turn into superheroes on this one 'cause they don't even care about the movie.

But it isn't

Whatever you say it won't stop that Captain Marvel was the movie to delete thousand reviews and push for the "Do you want to see this movie" graph to be removed. Pathetic.

>Shazam
>kid friendly movie
>most importantly, looks FUN a la GotG & Ragnarok

>Captain Fungus
>US govt/alt right recruitment ad like bayformers movie
>hogs the "female heroine" glory from WW, Jessica Jones, Electra, & Black Widow

Yeah, Shazam has this in the bag.

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Yeah, it was Captain Marvel and not all those retards submitting the bullshit reviews. You're probably one of those guys who asks what was she wearing whenever a woman gets raped.

You forget

>Captain Based Marvel
>over a billion dollars at the box office

>Shitztain
>will be lucky to get as much as Geostorm or King Arthur

>still has low scores after deletion of reviews
What did the shitposting incel mean by this?

I often wonder how many Oscars have been inside people. There's no way it hasn't happened.

>ticket conspiracy
As opposed to the review bombing conspiracy?

"fuck me with your Oscar!" has probably been uttered thousands of times throughout the last many decades

She wants Billy to ride her Harley.

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COME ON DC, BRING PEEJ IN FOR SHAZAM 2

the sex scene is with billy in kid form

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My grampa is sadly no longer with us. I took my dad, mom, brother, and three sisters instead to the early screening. Gonna see it again when it comes out

Difference is retard that that one has actual evidence to support it and yours is a bunch of random fucking tweets from before the movie even started fucking playing

Hell a couple of them were from before the movie was even fucking out

Like clockwork. Goalposts in constant motion.

>actual evidence
>posts no evidence
>while what said still stands

>No porn was made of this

There was. Only 2 pics though.
boards.plus4chan.org/pco/t216762.html#p422325

Now, what didn't have porn made of, was Harley's daughter from Injustice 2. Especially after she was set up with Green Arrows kid.

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Jesus fuck that face

>PEEJ
who

superman with tits

and a personality

>PEEJ
>who

Did Yea Forums stop reading comics while I was away or what?

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Go to actual threads about the movie, not bait threads like this one. Ignore any thread about box office or reviews. This is not Yea Forums, this is Yea Forums. Anyone not talking about the content of the movie is a faggot on the wrong board.

>harley and daughter
so is mistah j a ginger?

>They probably don't even know there's a fat asian and a little black girl that turn into superheroes on this one 'cause they don't even care about the movie.
Pretty sure everyone on here knows it's influenced by John's take.

PEEJ DNARG EEKOREHC

She's an obscure character from the Fawcett era that doesn't get much use because of how problematic she would be by today's standards

>peej wouldve unironically made a better female empowerment film that captain marvel

You're in a Yea Forums thread

There's no Yea Forums here

Also Shazam is having the coolest premiere ever right now

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Power Girl has two good reasons to be better than most any other movies.

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Twitter is obsessed with the stupidest fucking nonsensical things daily. This doesn't even fit with what Brie was stupidly going on about because you can't even say this movie is heavily directed towards blacks or people of color. Sure it has them in it but that's pretty much every movie now. It's not it's aim.

I'm no expert on Power Girl, I knew she existed and that she was Superman's cousin, but I wasn't aware she was ever referred as Peej, Google didn't help me at all when I searched "Peej, so I searched Peej in DesuArchive and found out who you meant after asking.
>Did Yea Forums stop reading comics while I was away or what?
I have read some comics, but Power Girl never really caught my interest.
Besides, that's a trick question because we both know Yea Forums doesn't actually read comics.

I'm willing to bet good money that this is another Godfrey Elfwick type account and /pol/ is just too stupid to get it

why autists insist in make this a girls vs boy fight like in kinder garden.

Power Girl -> P.G. -> "peej".

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>Mfw Shazam is one of the highest rated cape films of 2019 and in the genre.

Honestly? Feels good.

It’s the alt-right white boy that got banned off YouTube for promoting the manifesto of a mass-shooter.

how can someone be so wrong in such a short sentence

Have sex.

I knew you were pathetic but now you're just straight delusional.

Okay now how will you feel when it becomes one of the if not the lowest grossing cape films of 2019

Shazam and Pikachu will be the surprise box-office hits of the year

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reminder that even people who liked BP acknowledge that it was given free awards in the oscars

Well if Yea Forums says it it must be wrong

I'll keep that in mind

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Man, I love generational shit like this. It always gets to me. It was sports teams with me and my gramps. His perspective on the past of something and the shared experience of in the moment stuff with him is something I miss dearly. Sadly, I don't know anyone into comics like that in my family. I wish.

She better take him to go see it opening weekend.

Billy looks kind of like Tintin there.

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And besides JL they didn't bomb despite some of them getting largely negative reviews. So even the big hitters are salvageable. Maybe not a JL movie or it's gonna need another title. If they keep their act together there's an audience there. But yeah, I wouldn't mind if they gave Bats (obviously not happening with another movie in the pipeline) and Supes a rest and really give the rest of the undervalued universe some of that spotlight.

No the point is people only gave a fuck about DC's shitty characters because they had never seen Marvel's

My dad's superhero when he was a kid was Captain Marvel. It was every kid's superhero back then actually, 'cause it was the ultimate self insert. I remember he was really surprised when he saw my nephew (his grandson) reading a recent Shazam comic, he didn't even know it still was around.
There's no way he's gonna watch a superhero movie though. He doesn't give a shit.

Yeah, nobody gave a shit about Aquaman and Wonder Woman because they already knew Marvel.

Since when is Harley that jacked?

TDK and Iron Man came out concurrently. People have cared about Bats and Supes longer than you've drawn breath and will care long after you're gone. And your argument doesn't explain why WW or Aquaman did well in era of the MCU and one being a solid b lister.

Wanted to impress Billy to initiate the love making

Aquaman had a $60 million dollar opening weekend and Wonder Woman barely got past $100 million in hers

Just because they got lucky and legged it to a slightly more successful box office doesn't mean anyone gives a fuck about those characters hell most people already acknowledge Wonder Woman was shit now that we have Captain Marvel

I can smell the sweat through my monitor, roastie.

DUDE. people love wonder woman she is iconic. her movie is more loved by critics and fans while carols movie is considers one of the weaker mcu movies and its only making money because of brand name.

She's a normal human with no enhancements who has regular rooftop-spanning fights with an Olympic tier athlete in a rubber bat suit, his teen wonder proteges, and an abusive clown of a boyfriend who has genocidal tendencies.

In the city with the highest rate of crime in the world.

It would make quite a lot of sense for Harley to be at least a little jacked.

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Not as good as Spider-Verse? Skipping.

He doesn't have an argument. He just makes a shitpost reply to any post and ignores everything else. I don't think anyone here would say Aquaman is a better movie then Winter Soldier despite it earning over 400mil more

>hurr only opening weekends count
You can't be this fucking retarded. You make what you make and if you make enough then you're a success. Aquaman even beat the MCU's recently revamped Spidey who had a better opening than it. You act like most MCU films perform like Avengers films their opening weekends when they just don't.

>hell most people already acknowledge Wonder Woman was shit now that we have Captain Marvel
Either they hate both or acknowledge CM was inferior.

>Moore is a pretentious pseudo intellectual
That's a funny way to spell Grant Morrison.

At that rate you're never going to see another super hero film again

Company wars making Marvelfags eternally butthurt even though their movies tend to receive better also helps. I tried to recommend Aquaman and Shazam to some people in the office and a few just shut me down with "those movies look like shit". Fuck Marvelfags, thoroughly in the ass.

Also Wonder Woman is more iconic than Carol Danvers

If that held true for everyone, we could be having decent comics again.

If his argument was about quality that'd be another story but saying no one gives a shit about DC characters just because Marvel is around is undeniably false.

Being leggy is actually the opposite of luck. They happen because people like the movie, go repeated times and recommend it to other people. Lucky were the Snyder films, that managed to do ok thanks to massive opening weekends because they completely tanked afterwards.

>most people already acknowledge Wonder Woman was shit now
It's outpacing Infinity War on Blu-Ray sales so I'm gonna need some source for that claim.

>making 4x-5x its opening is sheer luck

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Yeah I agree. He will change to arguing about quality or box office depending on the reply.

>most people already acknowledge Wonder Woman was shit now that we have Captain Marvel
>i'm just going to make up shit and present it as fact because nobody will ever call me out on my faggotry

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power creep spawned from increased popularity

I was with Snyder until his rant yesterday. The Martha being in witness protection might be the dumbest fucking idea I've ever heard of. He is so far up his own ass it's unreal and he's not even producing good work like Alan Moore so it just makes him look even worse.

>couldn't save us from neo-Carol by charley horsing her box office earnings

Why, Captain Shazam, why?!

You know what's luck? Getting your movie pushed back due to Spider-Man coming to the MCU, and the new release date being just a month away from the movie the entire cinematic universe has been building up to

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My grandpa introduced me to comics by buying me xtreme 90s X-Men comics. God bless his soul.

I hope they put that actress in the costume at some point. Not sure why they cast a 40 year old woman to play powered Mary.

Then Endgame is going to be a flop? Yea Forums says it's gonna be good and make dosh.

How dare she assume their gender.

You mean like Oscar winner Spiderverse?

>that pic
based brie

I'm listening to her talk now at the premiere and she seems like a complete bimbo
I think I love her

>Zach holding a Captain Marvel cup while dressed normally.
>Brie holding a Captain Marvel cup and popcorn bucket, making sure they show her likeness while wearing Captain Marvel clothes

This bitch is so far up her own ass.

She would need to have one though.

Damn she looks good

just like Mary

WEE WOO WEE WOO

Call the cops, they can't unrape Billy

It makes me wish there was a big Captain Marvel poster behind her, just to add to it.

The best part about the acclaim Shazam is getting from critics is that it spits in the face of the all the Billyfags who hate the Johns' version of the character and go out of their way to discredit it whenever it appears as "not the REAL Captain Marvel". A generation of fans are going to grow up calling him Shazam and there's nothing those billyfags can do about it. This movie is going to make the DCEU version of Shazam the defining one like the Donnor Superman.

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There was a tweet from an old white lady critic complaining in a Captain Marvel prescreen that all the other critics were white males. The fact that she posted a pic of a bunch of those white critics laughing and patting each other was what made the tweet funny.

How’re the Billyfags on Twitter taking it?

it got a "modernized" Billy right where the Johns version didn't.

Yeah, I was kinda burned by Curse of Shazam, so I was wary when it turned out they were adapting it pretty directly, but the movie is fucking great and fixed problems I had with the original story.

The one thing that bothers me about this movie is that the lightning bolt on the chest just looks like mid-grade cosplay work all the way through.

Yeah I hope if they get a higher budget in the sequel they can get a better costume.

It's still inherently Geoff Johns' interpretation of Billy Batson where he's prick kid who's had a shitty life but rises above that to become a hero in a character arc. Hell, Billy's arguably more dickish in the film than he was in Curse since he steals Freddy's prize possession for money.

Well, everything else about the costume seemed OK to me, though. Like, even it had just been a white lightning bolt with textured cloth it would have looked better than what was obviously an LED panel, you know? It just seemed like a really bizarre design choice rather than a budget limitation.

I don't like Geoff Johns' Shazam because he's a shitty writer and so are his comics. Hopefully the movie is good.

I fully support what Johns was doing with Billy I just think he went a bit far in places. The movie and his current run are a better take

It’s not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

>In the business of promoting your own movie and you still have to promote someone else's.
And people wonder why Brie is such a bitch.

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> A generation of fans are going to grow up calling him Shazam and there's nothing those billyfags can do about it.
Kids know he used to be called Captain Marvel, my little nephew knoews but he really doesn't care and will call him Shazam because it's his name now and he thinks it sounds cooler.

Two of my cousins know too, one jokingly calls him "The legitimate Captain Marvel" which pisses off my other cousin because she likes Carol and because one of her friends is pissy about the character being called Shazam instead of Captain Marvel. Her friend BTW doesn't read comics or had any attachment to the character beyond the movie so it's kind of ridiculous for him to be pissy about that.

you know, I see at this kind of post and I can't honestly tell if it's bait or a genuine one.
I can't help but laugh at what we've become.

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You are as bad as the "Captain Marvel is going to bomb" fags, you cannot see past your company wars shilling, and the saddest part is that you are doing it for free. The mouse will never love you.

>A generation of fans are going to grow up calling him Shazam and there's nothing those billyfags can do about it
You know he's been called Shazam for decades, right? Ever since he became a DC character.

*sweats profusely*

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They never actually used the footage of him dabbing in the movie, what's the deal with that

Do tell, what do I know?

Not the user you replied to but while the title has officially been called Shazam for decades, to my knowledge, the actual character only started officially being referred to as Shazam in the New 52.

Young Justice for example still called him Captain Marvel in an episode that aired in 2012.
youtube.com/watch?v=_0KYp8Inm5s

Snyder's vision was undermined after MoS, when executives got cold feet about giving him control over the DCEU and slowly but surely had a greater hand in the movies until you get to the mess that is JL and Snyder gets ousted entirely
I don't particularly love Snyder, but I do think he genuinely wanted to make some grand, multi-movie spectacle on par with something like LotR, and I would have been interested to see what the end product would have looked like. It's a shame that studio interference got in the way but it's not worth losing sleep over, his vision is dead and buried

See that one South Park episode with Phil Collins.

As someone who had reservations about adapting CoS, the movie totally got it right. It kind of feels like a composite between Golden Age whimsy and the modern version.
Curse of Shazam just felt like... "Ultimate" Shazam? Earth-One Shazam? It was certainly a bold direction to take the character, but it didn't feel as faithful as the movie or current ongoing does. It's weird, since Johns is writing the ongoing as well.

Yeah, sometimes he was called Captain Marvel within the book, but everybody would just call him Shazam for years. Only old fuckers actually called him Captain Marvel. The ones that actually read him before Marvel comics were even a thing, like my dad.

>Snyder's vision was undermined after MoS
MoS had heavy input from Goyer and Nolan. If anything, BvS was more Snyder than MoS.

>Both Martha's are the same person

I've been reading stuff with him since John's JSA when I was a kid, so I am far from an ancient oldfag and everyone in internet message boards to the people in my then LCS called him Captain Marvel. The only people who called him Shazam were the ones who weren't familiar with the character and only saw the title of his comic.

That said I really don't care what he's called right now, Shazam is fine but him not being able to say his name really sucks.

Did he have to do that, or just a show of good will?

He seems like a genuinely nice guy.

I guess that's cool but it grinds my gears. Marvelfags have enough to be smug about.

That was a joke.

>using the worst version of Sivana instead of classic mad scientist
>Cant see anything in the fight scenes other than Grant Morrison beating the fuck out of Shazaam because they couldn't afford the Rock

This is the biggest problem i have with this movie.

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Adam Brody going from Flash to CMjr is still crazy to me. Weird how things work out. I can dig this.

It isn't porn but take this, it's p cute.

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Darla makes me feel funny

>Harley flirting with and teasing Billy
Also makes me feel funny

DJ Cotrona was supposed to play Superman, too.

Ha! You're right! That's pretty cool. Wonder who else they'll cast out of that failed movie for a role down the line.

Armie Hammer for Batman

That would be like the case for Cavill, IIRC. I haven't seen him, Armie, in enough stuff to know if that's a good thing or not.

Nice

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I love SEN's art.

>Only old fuckers actually called him Captain Marvel.
But I've been calling him Captain Marvel my entire life. I didn't even know Marvel had a Captain Marvel until a year or so ago because I don't read their comics

He's about on par with Cavill as far as acting skills goes, so.

>>Cant see anything in the fight scenes other than Grant Morrison beating the fuck out of Shazaam
I don't see how that's a problem

Cavill is fine as Supes, IMO. He'd be even better with the right material.

I'm still surprised the role hasn't been cast yet with production supposedly beginning this year.

Batman is still a coveted role. So there isn't a rush

They aren't starting filming until December. You'll probably hear a casting announcement around Comic Con.

I call him Captain Marvel because like 99% of his comics call him that.

When will we get the score of WW 1984?

The problem is i'm going to have to sneak drugs to the movies so I can get high enough to BELIEVE it's Grant Morrison.

He has to play nice with Captain Marvel because he knows critics are just wanting to rip him a new one as it is for being a white male in the DC franchise where critics constantly sharpen their pitchforks. Best not to give them any incentive to rash his movie. Critics have panned movies for less.

>see rt % for captain marvel fall below 80
>nooo oh wait
I've always known him as captain marvel, and I didn't even read his stories much. It still confuses me for a second when I see "Captain Marvel" and it turns out to be discussion for Marvel's character.

>Darla makes me feel funny
Me too

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>sjws t-took muh capebooks!
A small gesture like that isn't going to hold back anyone if that's true. There will be some naysayers because everyone can publish their opinions these days, but the majority of critics already love Shazam and they even got a cute brown girl.

>Age Mary up so it's not creepy to lust after her
>make Darla
I don't get it

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Hey, what can I tell you. Most casual people that I know that were familiar with the character would call him Shazam.

>M-M-M-Muh stuttering strawman!
Brie Larson was going around saying she could beat Superman's ass. Understandably, she has to promote her movie, and what better than to use Superman as a frame of reference of a lead's power scale. Do you think it would pan out well for Chris Evans if he said he could beat Wonder Woman's ass?

>critics are just wanting to rip him a new one as it is
Have you seen how critics have received Shazam vs. how they've received Captain Marvel?

Because Zachary kept his head down and it's paid off. Also helped his movie wasn't soaked in military glorification that Captain Marvel supposedly had.

>DUDE COMPANY WARS LMAO
don't you faggots get tired of this shit?

No. 10/70 is about 86% and the non-hispanic whites population in the US is 60.7%

...You're the only one talking about sjw, you incel.

>dc finally getting a leg up, one having better reviews than another
>no guise company brand wars r bad, pls be nice!
Should have spread this message around all the way back during BvS.

>for being a white male
Sure thing, user.

I had no idea about that because I don't care about Marvel nor Brie Larson.

It's ironic

>Chad Skrull and Real Captain Marvel have actual money
>Meanwhile Larson is sitting on a stack of ones
kek

I swear, american artists ruin every "sexy" scene with those faces

This. If you wanted peace so badly maybe shouldn't have spent the year shitting on Shazam?

>oscar
Suicide Squad won an Oscar. They don't mean anything.

>Disney has to buy broadcasting rights just so they can give their pets an oscar.

Based

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ABC was even hosting this years Oscars for christsakes. Same funny shit gets pulled like that for whatever network hosts the Emmys, a lot of their shows get inexplicable noms or wins. They're called favors and thanks for paying for our self absorbent spectacles that less and less people tune into every year. All the awards shows are a joke that can be bought and paid for. Hell, ol' Harv used to do it all the time.

Uh, i watched most Marvel movies.
Id be happy, if DC puts out films, that are above the Snyder shitfest.

You do realize the picture on the right came out before the one on the left, right? And that Shazam isn't out in theaters so there's no chance she would pose with a Shazam popcorn tub because it doesn't exist yet?

youtube.com/watch?v=UJR8ZNAnRoM

HARLEY YES!

that black girl that goes giant and had a thing with Deathstroke

>Captain Marvel
>Based

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Look, I'm a single issue voter
DO THEY SHOW DARLA'S FEET OR NOT

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What a group of rapscallions!

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Imagine being this retarded

All they needed to do was copy Marvel.

Good to see they learned.

And what is the Marvel formula?

>what is the Marvel formula?
Ripping off Donner Superman

It only took 7 movies and 6 years

but you already said they copied the marvel formula with wonder woman, and aquaman
while ignoring that the one which really copied the marvel formula was justice league

She's also a gymnast, they regularly surprise people with how lean they are

ZOMG PAID REVIEWS DC SHILLS IN DAMAGE CONTROL

It's a good thing Marvel fags aren't on the same /pol/ bullshit that has infested DC fans.

This. It's almost like Synder wanted people to hate comic book characters.

Funny that you're trying to be high and mighty when faggots like
exist in the very same thread you're posting in.

If I had a quarter for every time I heard the same one person say "Based Captain Marvel" "Shitztain" which doesn't alliterate well, "DKek" Which also doesn't alliterate wellor "billion dollars" I'd be able to buy so many damn sandwiches. And the worst part is this same person, NEVER FUCKING LEAVES. He's in literally every single Shazam thread I have ever seen on Yea Forums since the movie's reveal trailer. Of course, to assume 100% of all shitpost come from the same person is a ridiculous claim, so I'm not going to use Ladderbro as some kind of scapegoat for faggotry. The point is, that everyone's being a faggot on both ends, and I just wanna enjoy a fucking movie I've been waiting nearly a decade for in FUCKING PEACE.

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Can't wait for it to being mediocre

>The point is, that everyone's being a faggot on both ends, and I just wanna enjoy a fucking movie I've been waiting nearly a decade for in FUCKING PEACE.
Have you tried leaving?
Just shutting down Yea Forums for a month?
Use your time for some other pursuit?
Yea Forums is where people come to shitpost about things (and fetishize them). This is like hanging out in a public bathroom and complaining that everyone is pissing and shitting.
Maybe you are just dumb.

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It doesn't look like Captain Marvel in quality

Congratulations you posted the literal opposite of reality. So what's the next step of your master plan?

Pikachu will not be a surprise hit. It'll be a massive hit. That yellow rodent has had over 20 years of build-up to make his first live-action him fail-safe.

If the film is average it has a change to hit a billion.

Gonna get dabbed on by an elephant.

>20 years of build-up for a live-action anime movie
Has there been a single good live-action anime movie yet?

>RT goes full retard and hastily retcons their and then proceeds to delete 50,000 legitimate reviews to save Captain Marvel's audience score
>Marvel movies receive no special attention from critics or companies
Have sex

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>Has there been a single good live-action anime movie yet?
Alita and Speed Racer.

More like they only needed to copy the vibe of the source material that was already there for ages, ya moron.

You wish

I tried to vote 3/5 for Captain Marvel on RT a couple of days ago, the comment section automatically filled with "I_am_Robbie_the_synthetic_comment" which is apparently what some "bot reviews" were posting. Then I deleted that and typed my own comment and it worked. I think the fuckers were automatically doing that so they could just claim it's just bots and then delete all the votes with that comment.

>Shazam grossed 3.3M on the Fandango pre-screenings in 1,200 theaters last saturday
>Dumbo grossed 2.6M in thursday previews on 4,200 theaters

JUST

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I'm not upset that there are people shitting in the public bathroom, I'm upset that I'm trying to enjoy my shit while some """"""""user"""""""" is loudly screaming to everyone "HEY LOOK AT HOW HARD I CAN PISS" every time I do it. If shitposting were enough to make me leave, I wouldn't be here to begin with, but there's a difference between shitposting and being a persistent, disruptive faggot that intentionally adds nothing and only makes the public restroom worse for anyone trying to shit normally. Besides, even when people are being assholes, I still LIKE talking with anons about dumb shit. It's not a crime to want to talk about Shazam in Yea Forums rather than some /pol/ infused drama thread about Captain Marvel starring the user that's too much of a faggot to go away.

pretty sure Ivy gave her some vegetable steroids or some shit
at least in some continuities

oh nonononononono

I'm going to watch and enjoy both Captain Marvel and Shazam and THERE IS NOTHING YOU PEOPLE CAN DO TO STOP ME
How does that make you feel, incelfaggots?

you don't have to enjoy captain marvel

Why do you think anyone, esp. anyone here, has any stake in your life? I honestly do not give a shit either way, user.

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>Based Mouse
>Based Marble
>Based Brie Cheese

It's so nice to see someone with actual taste

Do people still get this reference?

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>shill
>having any taste

>I got free tickets
One sentence in and you can tell he’s full of shit.

Is that the one about the guy imprisoned in another country?

>Gregg Clark

Nice try, OP.

>SS
>JL
They did. Wound up being the same quality as Avengers 1 and Deadpool - AKA bad.

Yes. Good movie.

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Maybe stop obsessing over /pol/?

Yes we've all seen The Cable Guy

these are the only reviews he ever made by the way

Imagine being this much of a corporate shill. Imagine being delusional enough to think your IMDb review will make any sort of difference

Hey Billy wanna /ss/?

>He said "/pol/" so I'm just gonna ignore everything else.

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>you aren't allowed to point out just one facet, it has to be the whole thing
Well, not my fault if you want to be upset at 100% of posts instead of just 80% of posts.

Though I do have suspicions that you might also shitpost with the very things you complain about in other threads. Just a feeling. Like how DC fans got defensive when MoS or BvS came out, or Marvel fans when CM came out.

Sucker Punch was so shit that he's blacklisted forever from getting good reviews

Why the fuck would Martha be in witness protection? What happened to his secret identity?

I don't keep up with Shazam comics. Out of curiosity, what's the oldest Billy's ever been? Does he ever age in the comics or is he like an eternal 14 year old?

I don't give a flying fuck about MoS and BvS is a terrible movie made by a hack who doesn't understand how to write Batman. I DO however care about Shazam, because this is a series I'm actually into, and as said, I've been waiting nearly a decade for this film to come out. I just wanna hop into a Yea Forums thread, talk about a movie I wanna see, call a few people a faggot, maybe post a cute anime girl or something, and go on with my day, but it's kinda difficult to talk about "Shazam" in these "Boneless Captain Marvel" threads without it getting irritating.

I don't ever want to see power girl adapted to a movie. You just know whoever does adapt it will cast some ugly fungus as power girl with none of the sex appeal of her character. Also, they'll probably ditch the boob window.

>DC makes a good movie
>Release it between two marvel movies, one of which being the most anticipated movie of the year.
Even when they succeed, they still fail. Is DC really trying to kill itself?

1 more week

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4 more days for me

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>We live in a world where 2 Captain marvel movies are released within a month of each other

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That's the same line they threw around with WW and Aquaman, and here we are. This is a low budget affair (by cape standards) that doesn't need to make huge bank to be profitable. WB placed it there probably because they have some other movies that do need the big BO take to make a profit, so they kept the better spots for those.
Just go and enjoy the movie and let the assholes at WB worry about the numbers.

In the main comics he's eternal 14 year old (when he came back in the 70s they even used the excuse that he somehow was lost in space and didn't age)

>the point is that like Marvel, DC had to lose their heavy hitters to actually try.

personally, I can't wait for billion dollar movies about Firestorm, Zatanna, Booster Gold, The Question, Lobo, Plastic Man, etc.

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Hey if Aquaman can make a billion anyone can

*if Carol Danvers can make a billion anyone can

Well anyone can if they get a tie into Endgame

>Is DC really trying to kill itself?
Wouldn't be surprised

They probably had this plan in place while they were riding high in the 90s and early 2000s

kek

>Live in slavshithole
>Prerelease started today
Feels good. Going to see it tommorrow.

Biggs they have three weeks to themselves

At lot of people don't understand how front loaded box office is unless it's Christmas

>A good Plas movie
>A good B-Gold movie
If that happened Shazam would complete my DC Trinity of camp. Do not tease me with such timelines.

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What is this

>I can't wait for billion dollar movies about Firestorm, Zatanna, Booster Gold, The Question, Lobo, Plastic Man, etc.
Well you're going to have to and it's going to be a long wait too

>If that happened
It won't

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Isn't a Plastic in production tho?0

Plastic Man is something too specific to expect a movie out of, hence me saying "Do not tease me". I still dig O'Brian though, which is why I'd be down for him getting a film.

I love Plastic Man, he's my no. 1 character but he'd suck in a movie if it's not animation. They would have to take away the best things about him and just make him a stretchy guy.

who cares, you will hate the movie anyways no matter what metashit scores

>Alt right
No he isn't libtard. Anyone who isn't an SJW is alt right aren't they faggot? Mumkey is based

>Two movies coming out within a month of each other with both about Super heroes being called Captain Marvel
Do you really wonder why there would be a fight?

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True. If they try and do a live action PMan, he'd be 3D for 70% of the film, and his transformations would look jarring and bad. And I don't think they're going to blow an animation budget on a film for him. Best we could hope for is that old cartoon pitch having something done with it.

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But the odds of it being good are literally impossible

And before you bring up shazam that was made before this new guy got hired

It doesn't change the situation, RT helped Captain Marvel censoring the fans and RT is garbage

>Changed their header to this the day after the want to see votes fuckery
>"Oh but it's probably because it's the movie that is gonna release sooner"
>Us came out
>Dumbo came out
>Still the same

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White Hispanics, user. Some self identify either way.

>a bunch of those white critics laughing and patting each other

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Is there ANYONE in DC that doesn't want to fug Billy?

I'm white hispanic and identify myself as white hispanic. I wish people like Brie Larson would stop talking shit about us just because of the color of our skin.

Billy was made for /ss/.

>That Santa who Darla told "I'm a good girl"

How much of an erection did he have at that moment?

He's doing the solo Black Adam movie. They can obviously afford him and he'll be in the Shazam sequel.

If Billy dabbed had enough would the sheer velocity of his arms cause massive damage?

Us totally craps on Captain Marvel anyways, they should have made Lupita front and center. Besides, Brie is white.

The question is, what the fuck Is Hellboy doing there?

Young Lady, flashing your delicate pits in public?!

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