How did Donald Duck do in the army?
How did Donald Duck do in the army?
Alexander Bailey
Owen Lewis
He got PTSD
Jose Morales
I just wonder how he hid his pussy during shower time.
Josiah Powell
Wasn't he actually a merchant mariner and just basically pretended to be a Navy gunboat vet?
Grayson Edwards
Brandon Hughes
He took out the Japs like it was nothing
Logan Evans
Slightly better than when he was working for Hitler.
Landon Baker
Donald Duck? ....yeah! i remember that motherfucker. He was a guy who took himshelf a bit too seriously at first, mellowed out a bit after his third week. he would fly off the handle for the smallest thing. like if his ration was a litte wet or if anything was late. like incoherently mad. ...but that pure ANGER was in the rarest of cases usefull, i would often think, "the only reason those gooks havent tried to bajonet charge our lines yet is because , abot 5 meters up the line. ...there sat pvt.Donald Duck. begining yet another LOUD tirade abot how the japanese surely where the most misrable pissant nation in THE world. He had been going strong for three hours straigth! ...god bless that angry little duck.
Jackson Miller
I thought Donald was navy?
Jose Powell
He got drafted and was interested in the air corps. The original DuckTales had him in the navy.
dailymotion.com
Ethan Mitchell
in a special story of Marco Rota, is said that Donald just does spot for army as actor.
Zachary Rivera
Blown apart in a heavy artillery strike, reports of roast-duck scent lingering the battlefield are documented by squadmates.
Jack Gray
This one?
Jordan Rodriguez
flatfoot
Luis Jenkins
I like how the duckverse can't decide if humans exist or not.
Austin Hughes
headstuff.org
Donald Duck was promoted to sergeant and honourably discharged.
James Long
I like this. We need more recollections of Donald in the Pacific.
Lincoln Bell
Donald was a wild card. He fought for both sides, was loyal to neither and raised hell wherever he went, usually in response to (imagined) slights. The real cause of Pearl Harbor was the Japanese telling Donald the Americans talked shit about his mother. Hiroshima and Nagasaki happened when Donald found out he'd been played by the Japanese. He didn't stop killing japs until two months after end of the war. Although he never stopped hating them, and the last time he visited Japan was right before the Fukushima incident...
Jonathan Powell
On the plus side, the company enjoyed a very fine dinner that night.
Carter Rivera
Fpbp
Adam Reed
He was a combat medic who never healed his dying comrades.
Lincoln Sullivan
Bentley Fisher
Well, that specific comic was based of the shorts where humans do exist.
Dominic Mitchell
So a battle medic?
Jaxson Moore
Adrian Morris
Murdered hundreds of Japanese soldiers, and about thrice that amount of civilians
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Japan's revenge was brutal though
Austin Collins
You don't fight on Saipan and go home a sane man after what happened there.
John Flores
Economic Miracle.
Angel Collins
Carter Carter
Would Donald approve of his nephews serving when they were of age?
Jordan Martin
He came back twisted and cruel, ready to kill for the slightest infraction.
After all, what's one more death on a conscience burdened by so many?
Connor Mitchell
He tucked it between his legs, I assume.
Caleb Brown
Of course not, doctors heal people, medics just make you more comfortable as you die.
Christian Sullivan
Donald's the Johnny Cage of his world, eh?
Christian Nelson
The better question is WHO did Donald Duck do in the army?
Brody Sullivan
Wouldn't he be in the Marines since his DD214 says he was in the Navy?
Justin Carter
that's great and all but what about the rapes?
Leo King
Donald's not the only duck family member that got a tattoo once.
Nolan Parker
Mostly fought the Japs. Even after hearing about the war crimes, his mind still paints the Germans as a goofy bureaucracy while he and his squad were fighting the REAL War
John Perry
He did fine, but he was no Daffy
Andrew Collins
Commando Duck might be the most badass Donald ever got on screen. Check that one out if you haven't yet.
Colton Foster
Which episode was this?
James Anderson
looks like modern warfare 2
Christopher Gutierrez
Semper Lie
Jason Morris
America's real militar victory was against the japs, a third rate army that was falling apart since the oil blockade. Germany was defeated by the commies. As usual, Donald is right.
Christian Stewart
youtube.com
You’ve all heard the story about how Donald Duck singlehandedly wiped out an entire Japanese airfield and killed everyone who worked there. That much is true. I should know, I was the pilot who flew him in for that mission. What the papers won’t tell you is that Colonel Donald was only tasked with SCOUTING the place out before reporting back to HQ. When he was being grilled (not literally) by the brass for mass-murdering all them Japs, they asked him WHY. And he quacked, and I will never forget these words, “They looked thirsty.”
Parker Foster
>313
>that's what they called him
>when Japan attacked Donald was the first one at the recruitment office
>so mad he could barely speak and nothing but the clothes on his back the duck wanted to fight
>had a lot of issues with scuffles during training but you'd be crazy to think he'd give worse than he got
>all that rage was exactly what you wanted in your foxhole during a battle
>it was after a skirmish that you'd think twice
>Donald had no luck when bullets weren't flying
>snakes, spiders, monsoons, every jutting root
>"ah phooey" he'd say, mud on his beak
>Donald attracted them like a magnet
>but when his tour was up he would immediately put in his papers in to reenlist
>a 313
>"I was born to fight" he'd joke
>but that war took its toll
>he'd explode over anything, stutter got worse, and his eyes would be a million miles away at times
>I heard after the war those problems never went away and anytime friends would try to help he'd push em away
>they stopped trying after a while but the scars linger
>heard he got himself a car and a girl and I think some kids and he cruises around
>hopefully he's happier
>the plate matches his birthday and I think he chose it for that mostly
>maybe some part of him never stopped fighting a war against the world
Andrew Gomez
Imagine if he was in the Battle of Verdun
Oliver Robinson
That's just normal duck sex though.
Blake Perry
That was actually to him by his sister
Jacob Rogers
>it was just a prank, Donald, lighten up
Zachary Cox
>Imagine if he was in the Battle of Belleau Wood, Château-Thierry or was in the Lost Battalion in Argonne.
Chase Miller
Also Tarawa and Guadalcanal
Caleb Murphy
What would Donald think of Tezuka?
Mason Butler
Jonathan Fisher
If you're relying on Donald to heal you and not just use him as drive fodder or a limit, you're doing it wrong.
Julian Russell
He probably did a fine job considering that he took out the Japs in a snappy fashion in Commando Duck.
You just got to get used to life in the Army.
Henry Roberts
Did he get used to hiding his duck pussy?
Camden Robinson
what the fuck was this show
Benjamin Gonzalez
>You're not a liar
Daffy how the fuck long have you known Bugs?
Isaiah Watson
Cotton Hill couldn't kill half as many men as Donald could.
Dominic Young
Absolute kino people that didn’t realize it was because of it changing LT characters until it was too late
Eli Morales
In the show, Bugs was more the Straight Man with Daffy having more quirks
Levi Roberts
I mean, I guess I get that, but the irony is still pretty sharp. Not that Daffy was ever any better - if anything he's always been more of a liar than Bugs. Bugs has just been better at it.
Dylan Mitchell
Jordan Jackson
>Character who never wears a shirt meets character who never wears pants
>Only one can walk away whole
Lincoln White
Battle mage.
Christian Ramirez
He killed an entire Japanese base by accident with a rifle and a rubber raft.
Aiden Hughes
I more imagine Donald getting together with the other boys at night, throwing a bunch of grenades into the trenches, and raiding them, club in hand snuffing out every poor soul ahead of him.
Ryan White
Fiddy men!
Jaxon Ortiz
Donald, you wear a sailor suit. You were in the Navy, you stolen valor fuck.
Asher Walker
Depending on the short, Daffy was dodging the draft or fighting against the Nazis.
Adrian Hall
In that story the sailor suit is an outfit that Grandma Duck made him.
Jonathan Edwards
What the fuck is with that hollowed out gimp in the middle there? Get that man some humanity already.
Luis Stewart
He kill more japs than the little boy and the fatman together, he was based AF...now his greatdauguer will be blacked, riced, or even beaned
Kayden Garcia
Don't forget IWOJIMA
Camden Robinson
What about Pearl Harbor?
Charles Stewart
Evan Adams
Honorably discharged as a Sergeant, though after the war he got angrier at everything.
Sebastian Gutierrez
Ducks are badass AF
Ethan Wood
>Joined the Marines
>Doing prison raids in ex-soviet countries during (presumably) peacetime
If I'm not mistaken and correct me if I am, this means he made MARSOC with combat readiness in less than a year, which usually takes years of training before your first mission.
Also on a side note, Bugs Bunny is an honorary Marine IRL.
Brandon Bennett
Hell yeah.
Remember this motherfucker also fought and pulverized the possesed Gizmo Duck armor.
Charles Price
>Bugs Bunny is an honorary Marine IRL
Requesting Virgin Bugs VS Chad Donald
Christian Rodriguez
Nathan Perez
>43 years of service
Damn, when they say indefinite contract they really aren't kidding
Xavier Evans
Back then, it was known as going quackers.
Andrew Roberts
Daffy has and will always be my favorite duck. How could you NOT love this duck? He's a marine AND has c u c k e d Donald Duck. He's Chad as fuck!
Juan Allen
Based
Logan Baker
The dingey filling with water is a good gag
Liam Long
He did well after storming Normandy
Hunter Jackson
>managing to steal an mp40 BEFORE landing
...now thats just god damn impressive.
Mason Allen
>not manually changing Donald's AI to prioritize healing you over all else
Its your own fault if Donald doesn't heal you
Matthew Garcia
>Donald, your mother saw you do that she's be very upset
>you have no idea
Nathaniel Jones
I don't think they've brought up Donald's actual branch of discharge since the '70's, keeping him in his Sailor outfit ever since.
As a Sailor, this shouldn't bother me (we use Popeye for just about everything anyway) but it does.