Time to revisit this: Peter should never have a dad-bod. It should be physically impossible.
Time to revisit this: Peter should never have a dad-bod. It should be physically impossible
Jayden Morales
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Ryan Walker
It should be possible but extremely difficult to achieve.like he’d have to eat chat someone 400lbs eats in a day.
James Lee
I dunno man maybe he was also drinking heavily plus he doesn't have all the test flowing in his body like a young man would
Elijah Ross
It'd be possible if he slacks off considerably. Which is what he was doing in spiderverse.
Robert Garcia
Peter should have a nerd body
Nicholas Barnes
Peter is living the dream: cut and nerdy.
Ryder Davis
>It should be physically impossible
Why would it be physically impossible? Does the spider bite magically give him six pack abs?
Fucking organic webs would be more believable than your bullshit
Nathan Russell
>Does the spider bite magically give him six pack abs?
Well, yes, actually.
Adrian Wilson
>dad-bod
Incel-bod is more like it. .
Jacob Foster
I hate that the character models in this game were all so ugly that even the underwear costume wasn't hot
Michael Myers
Spider dick is small
Ayden Butler
Yes, an immediate side effect of the spider bite is impossibly improved muscle tone over night
Luis Phillips
>Movie secondaries.
Cooper Hernandez
Pete doesn’t drink and I don’t know if it can even be implied due to the contract
Joseph Garcia
Ultimate Spider-Man Comics
Justin Davis
>tfw fit and nerdy
>still suck at socializing
rip
Michael Wilson
>Using Benis as your basis
Oof.
Robert Kelly
>Moving the goalposts: the argument
Kevin Moore
>>Trashtalking the comic that singlehandedly saved the company and kept Michael Jackson from buying Marvel Comics
Oof
Zachary Edwards
Which apes off of the movies success. It's not even mainline canon
Jace Gonzalez
>not wanting based MJ to own marvel which would have lead to a new golden age of comics.
>praising Bendis who's helped kill the industry almost single handedly
Eli Garcia
>It sold well so it's good!
Yikes.
Wyatt Russell
>it made money so it's good
I'm glad our favorite movies are Avatar and Transformers
John Wright
Yes since he's got magical/mutated biology from the spider bite.
Matthew Myers
>Implying MJ Marvel wouldn't have been 100x better than Disney Marvel.
Are you stupid?
Anthony Carter
>Ultimate
Oh fucking just kill yourself.
Christian Kelly
His metabolism is through the fucking roof. He would need to consume an ungodly amount of food to get even pudgy.
Anthony Rivera
Only because he works out all the time. If he decided to just lounge around feeling sad he could get fat. It's not like the comics ever established that Peter has to constantly eat tons of food to maintain weight.
Jason Butler
I like to think about the amount of pizza that B. Parker had to eat to get that fat
Being Spider-Man probably burns as many calories as being a professional athlete during their active season.
He probably had to eat like 4 pizzas a day to get into that shape.
That sounds like heaven. Well worth the price of the depression.
Tyler Watson
Henry Allen
Awful lot of samefaggotry in this thread
Asher Jenkins
cowabunga
Jackson Long
>Too much of a coward to quote the supposed samefags.
Imagine being this upset that people disagree with you.
Thomas Long
>That sounds like heaven.
Have you ever eaten pizza for dinner more than like 3 nights in a row? It's terrible.
Easton Barnes
Faggots get off my Cartoon Board!!!!!!!!
Dylan Stewart
What did it say?