Would your waifu love you irl?

no

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God no. At best, she would find me mildly amusing, but completely beneath her standards.

calling someone your wife who doesn't even know you and even not exists is a rape
RAPE

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kys

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She doesnt know any better so by the time she realized what a bad catch I am shed be too emotionally invested. Check and mate

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Yes because Leni is canonically a chubby chaser

No one, let alone my waifu, could ever love me.

That depends: do they see you as yourself or as their designated love interest?

And I'm chubby.

He would. I love him.

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I would give her the BBC, but if she didn't have any plans once she graduates from HS I would dump her.

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I would hope I would be able to impress her with my resolve, but this is kind of dark souls difficulty.

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The doll's brand is called Metoo? What a hilariously wrong choice of a name in hindsight.

You can anyone love you if you can't even love yourself?

I like to think so.

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FAT

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imagine you buy those dolls and fuck em all and then you wiping pulsating phallus over this #metoo label

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Leni is so goddamn dumb that you can trick her into loving you and fucking you.

How would you win her over Yea Forums?

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So telling off people you don't know is rape too

That's 90% of men anyway, most women don't find men that much to look at (according to research) just make sure your lose weight and keep your self clean and well groomed. Amd listen to her!!! You should be okay.

yes, leni is they type of girl who'd like some some chocolate

Ahahaha no.

Even if she didn't, I would trudge through the coldest most uninhabitable wasteland imaginable to see her. She would know I love her.

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Im not good with kids

Of course, peridot and Leni are both very loving individuals
Why not

Most likely no

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They would cherish me

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She could have any good looking guy she wants and a few of the girls, too.

She's not gonna waste time on a repulsive freak like me, and that's assuming my face doesn't just make her recoil in horror.

Yes because I deliberately dated a girl who looks a lot like her

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I think I have a pretty decent chance, actually.

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i really relate to her

I doubt it. She's way out of my league, and I don't share her confidence. I don't think I deserve her.

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Probably.
Starfire's great and loyal enough that if you get her first you're set for life but she's also pretty easy.
Only downside would be loads of competition but honestly if I was able to convince her to live together then worst case scenario I could probably trick her into dating and marrying me by making up some secret Earth customs that you're not allowed to talk about with anybody but your lover.

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Mmmmmmaybe? I'm not a complete NEET, so there's a chance if I don't spill my spaghetti that any of them might at least find me charming enough for a second date

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