Good evening owls,
back to the past
JSA Storytime: Chronos
Blake Martinez
Gavin Williams
wew the movie shitposting is bad today
Jacob Ortiz
Cameron Jackson
It’s the beginning of movie season.
Ayden Brown
Hello, Storyteller.
One should expect nothing less.
Jaxson Wilson
ugh, noooo
Hunter Taylor
this is such a stylish book
Kevin Foster
how are you all
Liam Walker
Nolan Murphy
Pretty good.
You OP?
Jackson Brown
I survived the thousand mile road trip!!!
Cameron Ramirez
Awesome!
God bless.
Kevin King
movies were a mistake
Adam Parker
did N52 undo the damage done to Jean Loring?
Kayden Johnson
oh shit surprise cameo!
Tyler Richardson
Okay. A bit disheartened that Article 13 passed. Because that's exactly what we needed, corps having even more power over us, to straight up Orwellian levels.
William Bailey
Juan Ortiz
Jose Ward
so what's good today?
Jack Phillips
Go-Bots had a surprisingly somber finale.
I'm kinda affected by it.
Dial H for Hero was a whole lot of fun.
And LOEG was just...weird.
Good Week.
Isaac Ward
Hey OP.
How goes?
Kevin Baker
Fantastic Four, Spider-Man/Deadpool, Umbrella Academy, LoEG,
Michael White
I'm alive!
Ryan Adams
ralph and sue are alive so I think so, but DC canon has had less consistency than year old milk lately
Ryan Sanchez
nice chaperon, dude
Brody Lewis
Well, we still Snapper.
We ALL still have Snapper!
Jacob Rodriguez
Tex I finally got Sylvando Chivalry
that fucking fight is annoying
Jace Sanders
Is that the one you had to finish with a pep power? Those suck
Angel Bell
yeah, and you had to do it to each of them, and kill them with it, and the crowning offense one time was I did it, it didn't kill him, then Rab hit him next round with his staff and he died
Carter Walker
after putting out the most underwhelming 1000th issue in history, Chris Conroy is promoted to oversee the Vertigo/Black Label imprints and presumably Khouri is on his way out after fucking up the penis in Damned, Border Town dude being a sexual predator and the rest of the relaunch selling less than the previous one after three issues
Jonathan Adams
lol
Jayden Reed
It's never not movie season.
The shitposting is easy enough to avoid by not going online. *taps forehead*
Daniel Myers
Jason Kelly
Did this time gyppo pre-steal Jules Leotard's fashion?
James Walker
Julian Richardson
Ryder Williams
Austin Cruz
I'd assume not.
And even if it had, I'm sure somehow she's back to using tiny flamethrowers to cover up her brainmurders.
Jacob Ross
as the Magic 8-Ball says, SIGNS POINT TO YES
(sadly no letters pages in the scans here)
Kevin Walker
Cyberpunk is real. And it's boring as shit.
I remember climbing that in Assassin's Creed!
Carter Sullivan
I don't think I ever actually a book with Khouri's name in the editor slot.
I guess I pretty much stuck with the Mahan/SU stuff.
By the way, Lucifer finished it's first arc with fantastic consistent art, but the story might upset anyone who liked Carey's stuff a bit (not a direct continuation and murks a bit of the lore)
James Watson
Charles Richardson
so this past weekend went to Carlsbad Caverns. Highly recommend as a trip, but man it's in the middle of fucking nowhere
Angel Myers
Josiah Watson
now there's a lot going on on that jacket!
Matthew Richardson
Aaron Parker
We don't even have sapient robots, holograms, or advanced cybernetics. The tradeoff of corps effectively owning our lives is that we were supposed to have cool technology! Instead, we have fuckin Instagram.
Liam Morris
kinda want that jacket ngl, patches included
Joshua Perez
and twitter, which even people who like call "this hellsite"
Adam Wood
oh hey it's not a time story without Rip Hunter
Thomas Reed
Camden Brown
And Facebook. Don't forget that shithole.
Plus, most cyberpunk dystopias don't have nazis running around doing whatever they want.
Jackson Murphy
Jack Perry
Benjamin Torres
ooh, diss on Parallax Hal
Chase Nelson
Vyronis as Time Trapper when?
David Butler
Only the ones brought forward by your super dupers ilk.
Jason Howard
Did you grab a souvenir bat?
David Garcia
didn't see any bats! did see the cave swallows going into the Natural Entrance, which is fucking amazing. But we have several million bats where I live, so I'm good
Cameron Jones
It is a cool jacket. Are the Galaxy Knights and the Knights of the Galaxy seperate groups?
Joshua Peterson
Carter Mitchell
cool stuff OP
Jack Bailey
I don't even know
Christian Wood
I hope this Dial H continues to be fun. The last two series were bleak (with H-E-R-O being relentessly dark/and fetishy). The New52 was good at least, and HERO had some good parts.
Hey OP, have you ever run them?
Andrew Roberts
I don't think I have, myself
Carson Hall
that's a great WTF face on Walker
David Harris
Yeah, and while New 52 Dial H was bleak...it was also very emboldening.
Fuck yeah Rescue Jack!
Evan Hernandez
Speaking of which, did Doomsday Clock get delayed yet again? Johns, just end this already so Bendis can ruin the Legion like we all know he will. It's like ripping off a band aid, just do it quickly so it hurts less. Goddamn.
Juan Flores
Levi Adams
Ah. I don't have links because I have shit internet upload power right now (I couldn't even post the first page from H-E-R-O in that thread), but the first 15 or so issues of H-E-R-O were put up on cmx and ripped. I'm sure someone else has then handy if need be.
The first arc has very nice art by Kano
Wyatt Jackson
One thing I learned on my roadtrip was that I thought I knew how much Texas there was, but fuck, there's a lot of Texas.
Jordan Kelly
Joshua Anderson
And it can't get nuked soon enough.
Noah Smith
delete this
Jaxon Lewis
lol there's a chardonnay joke three pages into the latest man-eaters
Brandon Diaz
254 counties!
Many of which really have no business existing (looking at you, Loving) but that's another story.
Leo King
the neat thing was going east to west then west to east, seeing where the bluebonnet line is
Cooper Stewart
Gavin Reed
Ooh pretty!
'Tis the season, isn't it.
Jordan Stewart
The first arc of HERO was pretty emboldening I loved Supes' appearance but then there was the whole Shocking Suzie debacle, and then the serial killer...
That caveman issue was good though.
I think I first saw the series when Texas was running the Suzie arc
Brody Thomas
mine are really good this year, too
William Gonzalez
Meanwhile here in California some idiot decided to land a helicopter on top of a poppy bloom. Stay on the trails, you fools!
Tyler Brooks
the oil patch north of Fort Stockton is extremely depressing, tho, recommend avoiding if possible
Nolan Fisher
James Perry
What am amiable bunch of lionmen.
Chase Long
Gabe's interior decorating is a bit like a Gen X version of David's. Little trinkets and posters all over the place.
Logan Garcia
Hey, Storyteller. On your twitter, you mentioned that you found Nu52 Stormwatch to be an insane mess. Care to elaborate?
Although, I think pretty much everyone knows about the Father Time thing. Also, we should read Battle for Bludhaven one of these days. It's a glorious trashfire.
Nicholas Campbell
Anthony Lee
Man the only problem with a consistent night schedule is missing all these storytimes! Hi thead!
Still team DCKomics here
Robert Hernandez
>Also, we should read Battle for Bludhaven one of these days. It's a glorious trashfire.
That is such a bloody miniseries. As in, so much violence.
At least it launched the first of those FF minis.
Zachary Cox
Well, Cornell was just plain boring, Milligan was absolutely trolling everyone who was intent on Apollo/Midnighter, Starlin mashed the reset button and gave us rapist alien snowy owls...
ugh, noooo
Lincoln Nguyen
100% on board with BfB
Hi user!
Hunter Cooper
Nu52 "Wildstorm" was a hot mess....
Aiden Sullivan
I still have fever dreams about the underground society of neanderthals issue
Michael Sanders
Cornell being that boring given a fresh start and all that material is the most inexcusable thing
Jaxson Taylor
It also isn't a time travel story without an onscreen death to reverse with time travel.
Sebastian Watson
can't disagree with that
Jaxon Bailey
Jackson Torres
>ugh, noooo
And Captain Atom blows up again!
And I think that's when he goes and kills the Wildstorm Universe
Unrelated, but how has that Freedom Fighters series been?
Thomas Rodriguez
Lucky, apparently most Canadian bats are dying of white nose.
Tyler White
>Unrelated, but how has that Freedom Fighters series been?
Hitler Jr. gets the absolute shit trolled out of him when the gang blows up Mt. Reichmore.
Parker Cox
No, he blows up the Wildstorm Universe after that B/S arc, BfB is where he turns into Monarch again
Henry Jackson
white nose is hurting here too, it's awful :(
Brody Jenkins
Boring and kinda bland.
It's only claim is being gory.
Brayden Ward
Nolan Morris
Cool, MM and WW got ripped
Ian Hughes
Sebastian Russell
>boring
>keeping a power couple apart for no reason
>pointless
Yep, that sure does look like a recipe for trash. Also, I assumed the rape owls were older than that. Guess not.
Seriously, it's total dreck, and I love it.
Thomas Scott
I think Milligan had to be doing it out of sheer spite but it gave us 1) Zealot's dickcycle 2) that Valentine's Day story which was a masterpiece of passive-aggression
Ayden Lopez
Ah. I just glanced at the thread, and if the reply times are right, it looks like it got autosaged again.
Unless it managed to hit page 10 in fifteen minutes or so
Kevin Reed
Adrian Perez
Adrian Reed
>Seriously, it's total dreck, and I love it.
>Ravager straight up runs one of the govt FF through with a sword, blood everywhere, and Tim doesn't even blink.
And what was the fucking deal with the secret bunker under the city? Did that ever come up again?
Levi Wilson
Andrew Edwards
This part always bothered me so much, especially since the major conflict between Ravager and the rest of the Titans in the actual TT ongoing was her more murderous tendencies, but I guess she gets a freebie once? What the fuck?
Ryan Evans
Caleb Sanchez
I don't think P&G were really thinking much of that through. All they seemed keen on was launching their Freedom Fighters series of minis, and delivering lots of brutality (and somehow getting a creator owned character in it)
Ryder Bell
Oliver Myers
Bentley Perry
Yeah, long road trips are a tiring experience. I have to travel like 7 hours to Toronto to see medical specialists, so I know that feel.
Leo Price
>Zealot's dickcycle
Okay, yeah, can't really hate on that.
>passive-aggressive Valentine's issue
???
I THINK it may have come up somewhere in Infinite Crisis? Either way, it commits the heinous crime of utterly wasting the Atomic Knights.
And then Hal shows up out of nowhere and attacks Major Force with a refrigerator construct... It's a spectacle.
Brandon Turner
Cain is just a self indulgent parody of herself.
Michael Peterson
also who was in the back seat with the nieces? \o_
Isaac Garcia
the New 52 Young Romance special, and the Midnighter/Apollo story in it is, uhhh...hard to describe how completely inappropriate it is for that issue
the surrealism throughout the latest issue is also deeply fucking lazy
Matthew Green
Cooper Price
Connor Green
F
Ian Cruz
How's JMD's Defenders? His original run, not the Giffen/Maguire one.
Joseph Rivera
>Aztec time travel Empire
I would read that series.
Isaac Ortiz
Isn't that part of Tom Strong?
Tyler Lewis
letters!
Jacob Richardson
thanks for reading
aiming for either late show Friday, or Sunday, provisionally
Austin Gomez
>garishly costumed
I mean, who isn't in this book?
Noah Morris
Well, for one, Apollo and Midnighter are in their late 20s/early 30s, so it ain't exactly "young" romance to begin with.
>hard to describe
It has been a while since we've had a Storytime of Pain...
Julian Gutierrez
Thanks for posting as always, Storyteller.
Gotta say, this book has been pretty solid so far. Legit interested in where it's going.
Oliver Morris
Calling it now: Gabriel tampers with the brakes of the car that kills his mom, because casaulity.
Samuel Lewis
>deeply lazy
That sounds on brand for her.
Ayden James
Thanks for running, OP.
Congrats on surviving Road Trip Kiddy Table.
Lincoln Powell
Can we do NYS too? Texas sucks, but first things first.