ALRIGHT FELLOW AMERICAN DUDES, LET'S KICK SOME LIMEY BUTT! OOOWWW!!!

ALRIGHT FELLOW AMERICAN DUDES, LET'S KICK SOME LIMEY BUTT! OOOWWW!!!

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REPORTING FOR DUTY FOR AMERICA

America being the best because we're not everyone else since the dawn of time

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Brits [spoilers]STILL SEETHING[/spoilers]

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Ya gotta leave the s out at the end when you do that, bro.

Pretty sure the War for Independence is just a farcical propaganda piece along with the Civil War and the Holocaust. The Jews separated the American colonies from the British Empire so they could better control them and Benjamin Disraeli erased all records on the UK side.
It was a lie so fool proof even Mel Gibson fell for it.

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Go back to pol, tea addict

>Whataburger themed weaponry

This makes my southerner the big southerner.

On the bright side, we get to look at porn on the internet without having to pay the government for a license.

i wonder if someone out there unironically believes this

[Poilers]Thanks![/poilers]

Don't worry, The Hillwood Irregulars have got your back against those pig-napping Nigels.

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The Revolutionary War was Britain's Vietnam War

If Yea Forums taught you anything, it's that Voltaire was right

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that's people today user

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>Americans ACTUALLY BELIEVE this is how the revolutionary war went down.

WOW just fucking WOW

He didn't actually say that. It's just a meme.

>Sailing across the atlantic with one ship and a rowdy crew, raiding the coasts of Britain

Who dat?

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you bet it did limey boy, how's brexit going for ya?

Look at his smug fucking grin, what a madman.

>American Continental Army.
>No guns

Like if it were citizens or Minutemen MAYBE.

I mean, you could go into the details of how the Americas got it's but kicked for the first 2 years of the revolution, but that only makes the victory a bit better.

>highly trained army
didnt know Prussia was in the revolution

knowing him he probably did. Dude kept it 100 percent real.

youtu.be/9s58mlY1R6k

>didnt know Prussia was in the revolution
Stop this fucking meme, right now. Prussia was not the best military in Europe at the time (Austria, France, and the Swedes were). In fact Prussia wouldn't become the military powerhouse it is until the Napoleonic Wars where mass-reforms were issued under pic related and Clausewitz and mass-industrialization started to take place in the 1800s even then they were behind until the rise of Bismarck, Roon, and Moltke who completed the domination of the Prussian military and their successors until the collapse of the German Empire.

I'm fucking triggered.

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>Stinky is wearing a Confederate Uniform
You know, I never noticed.

I’m in. Name some shit after me when we’re done.

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This really is a litmus test for lurking

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Who gets to write history user?

UNITED WE STAND!

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You should be giving less of a shit, cuntface

>American white nationalists on their way to commit terrorism against the peaceful inclusive nation of britain. Circa 1773, colorized.

>implying the founding fathers were lolbertardians
>implying the Pennsylvania Rifle wasn't the best weapon wielded on any battlefield ever
Kys

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What's going on in this thread?

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okay user, someone just resurrected the founding fathers.

you gotta catch them up on whats happening to your country in one sentence.

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HE FOUGHT IN THE RAIN
AND HE FOUGHT IN THE SUN
AND HE FOUGHT IN THE MOONLIGHT TOO

FREE WILL IS A MYTH
RELIGION IS A JOKE
WE ARE ALL PAWNS, CONTROLLED BY SOMETHING GREATER

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Strip the citizenship of top hat wearing monkey faces because they will emancipate the niggers.

MEMES

People fell for the political parties, but the country isn't a backwards retarded agriculture shithole like others wanted.

>tfw some jackass yells this out right before his battalion descends upon the enemy in WW3

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N

THE DNA OF THE SOUL

Why would people from colonial America care about Eastern Europe?

Check out this thing called the internet.

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americans eat babies

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Okay, so after fighting another war with Britain, we expanded across the continent, took land from a newly independent Mexican republic, had a 4-year civil war over the issue of slavery’s expansion (the anti slavery side won, and emancipated all slaves afterward), became an industrial power spanning the breadth of North America, joined in two different planet-spanning wars against Germany, the second of which led directly to a 50ish-year period where we fought endless proxy wars against basically-Russia but imagine they had an even worse version of the French Revolution, and after we beat them we’re now the global hegemon although China’s on the verge of contesting that, and we’re also conducting foreign wars in the Middle East because one of the countries over there attacked us a couple decades ago.

You never said how long of a sentence.

If jews are capable of planning that far ahead they deserve to rule the world.

Shit's fucked, Mr. Presidents, but we're technically still winning, also here's some porn, Mr. Franklin.

Basically the country is divided and headed to collapse because some people can't stop interpreting your written words to suit their own needs and seeing you as basically holy men with no flaws.

We've discovered that you don't need to annex an entire country to take their resources. You just have to place puppet politicians in the name of freedom and democracy, as an added bonus they will allow you to take their wealth without giving nearly anything to the population, effectively creating a form of modern slavery that sees no race or gender discrimination!
This has made our nation the most powerful on earth, but somehow we also became one of the dumbest in the world. In fact, we successfully created a vehicle capable of sending a man to the surface of the moon, possibly the greatest achievement in the history of mankind, and yet a good segment of our population believes it didn't happen...

were the hell is this from man? jesus its fucking brutal and disturbing.

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I think it's "The Boys"

John Paul Jones my dude

You call that a revolution?

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>good segment of our population believes it didn't happen.
When was a literal 6% of a population a good segment?

The war was between the limeys and the frogs. The us was just one of their theaters of combat

Not really comparable, we actually went on to win several important wars after losing the Revolutionary War.

And Harold is dressed like Rambo. They are Irregulars, you know. (Although Pheebs as a Revolutionary warrior might be a bit of a stretch.)

You're thinking about the French-Indian War which unironically was started by George Washington killing some French people when he was supposed to be doing scouting.

>I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO FIGHT

is it a satirical or horror comic or something?

It's another edgy deconstruction of cape comic.

Baby shoes for sale, never used.

its funny its brutal and its serious

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>what's happening to your country
Ok. Good job chaps, if you'd stuck with us we could have ruled the world together by now but no, your lofty but unachievable ideals have splintered it to pieces as people started to believe even uneducated savages deserved self-governance.

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That's kinda the flaw with these theories, isn't it?

If there really was a shadow government or NWO or whatever the fuck that could do this much for this long, they wouldn't need to hide. We'd accept them as clearly the best choice considering how disorganized and unreliable actual government is. cause people who could pull this shit off regularly would be doing a better fucking job. I fucking wish there was somebody outthere who could control the world's economy however they wanted. They'd just give us all reasonable prosperity and better TV because Juvenal wasn't wrong about bread and circuses.

Pretty much. The idea is that Superhuman's really are as fucked up as the rest of us and given that much power, some of them are going to lose their shit and really fall down the rabbit hole. It doesn't help that the main source of power is chemical abuse. The Titular boys are the black ops that deal with these idiots when they do go too far.

I fucking love America

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lmao

It's kind of funny, Americas have this big boistrious opinion of themselves but they grew into a superpower by being a mousey little storeowner selling goods for cheap.

It's poetic how American jingoism seems to hide their greatest strengths.

America Rules, Other places drools. The End

America services. That is how American grew strong, by being a fair and honest shopkeeper.

America became a superpower by getting Britain into massive debt to them during WWII and then using that leverage to dismantle their major competitor.

Unfortunately they never bothered to rebuild the world afterwards and just let it go to shit, like someone who's inherited a mansion but leaves it standing empty, allows it to become a crack den and eventually burn down.

I can't tell if you /pol/tard fucks actually believe your own bullshit or are just shitposting

>Dismantle their major competitor.

Mate, America did everything in it's power to prop up British interests across the world because without the large buyers market of the British Empire, most of the American economy should shrink dramatically.

WW2 was not done as a power play by the Americans to cut out the already failing British Empire, it was a power play by Americans to save important remnants of it so they can still keep the economic heart beating.

And America did try world rebuilding, it went around trying to reestablish lost French and Spanish colonies, they simply resisted.

>was hoping for a fun Billy and Mandy thread
>it's just another /pol/cuck/int/ shitpost thread

I fucking hate modern Yea Forums

Britain was not the major competitor to America, it was their biggest partner.

what WW2 allowed was America to take the role of world custodian. Something Britain was declining in way before WW1 and WW2.

>Has a revolution
>Immediately installs another monarch

Get good

>Has revolution
>Immediately goes back to the Monarch you revolted against and becomes an economic slave to for about 100 years.

Monroe doctrine was America letting Britain police them again.

There's also they got a large and resource rich continent almost to themselves with little to no serious competition.

America had been playing on easy/god mode this whole time.

The bassist for Greta Van Fleet?

The victor

China has been on “the brink” of presentin a challenge to the US since the 1980’s. It’s been going to happen ‘any day now’ since the 80’s.

Public schools?

Even in a best-case scenario, America's post war behaviour was incredibly naive. They were in favour of the dismantling of colonial empires in barely developing parts of the world because "muh liberty and freedom". But surely they must have known those places would go to shit without British/French rule, and sure enough, they did. Most still haven't recovered.

America wasn't in favour of dismantling colonial territories though, most of the war in Asia was trying to prop up territories France peaced out of.

how did they get away with this show?
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America literally wasn't in favor or wanton decolonization though, it was actually attempting to preserve the colonial order to some degree because it saw the British and French as reliable business partners and allies. The problem was that the British and French were royally fucked after WWII in terms of finances, and couldn't really hold onto their holdings for any more than a few decades. The US was only against France and Britain going full retard in their colonies, which lo and behold they actually did after WWII because they could barely keep a hold on them, and often resorted to extremely harsh methods to try and suppress rebellion.

Shit, that's starting to happen to Yea Forums.

Except for the fact that Voltaire wasn't his real name and he was from a peasant background of course

You mean the French, the British just let them declare independence.

Jesus, why does this post come off as reddit-tier?

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Oh shit I meant to state the French specifically there, whoops. Yeah the Brits were actually pretty civil about it, the French and Portuguese were the ones that actually went nuts.

>the Old Glory only has 6 stars and stripes
Boy, I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.

I think this was Billy and Mandy, Billy’s Homework episode

>written by Garth Ennis
>Ennis said in an interview that the series would "out-Preacher Preacher"

>*ngloids ACTUALLY BELIEVE they are human
WOW just fucking WOW

The political parties ruined everything, no one listened to Washington’s opinions on it

Politics is basically now a team sport and if you don’t choose a team you can’t succeed

honestly this. jews are clearly too smart for everyone, all their plans work out perfectly so they deserve to rule us all.

Washington they didn't listen to your warning about political parties.

You might as well just go back to being dead because the country is controlled by the financial markets, democracy can be bought, liberty is dead in the name of security and the people don't even care.

But you CAN legally fuck niggers now Mr. Jefferson, so you might want to stay a while.

>lose Muh Empire because you start two destructive wars that annihilate the white race
>most of your subjects who fought in your autism wars decide they've had enough and split
>????
>this is America's fault!!!

what game is that
blacks and women can vote, get out now and take me with you

>blaming Britain for starting either World War
I know you probably think Hitler did nothing wrong, but that's all on Germany. They didn't have to attack Belgium in 1914 or Poland in 1939 and they knew exactly what would happen if they did, but they did it anyway.

Based. America should've allied with their kindred spirits and aryan ancestors, Nazi Germany. But the Jews obviously put a stop to that, those rascals.

>Appeasement

> libertarians happen to leave out the presence of the French and Spanish armies and navies

What did they mean by this?

We've turned into England and we're indebted to Hebrews and Bedouins.

Britain's first "conservative" Prime Minister was a Jew, you have to be a truly SJW libcuck faggot to think they would do anything other than try to murder the white race at every opportunity.

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Niggers won.

Yes, what about it? We were more than fair to Germany about their grievances with the Treaty of Versailles before they decided Anschluss and the Sudetenland still weren't enough for them. You don't get to attack a country that has a defensive alliance with two world powers without consequences. If Hitler had stopped right there and said
>You know what? This is fine. This is a nice little German Empire I've got here, it's like the HRE and I've united the German speaking people (except the Swiss) I'll make do with this
Then all of that unpleasantness could have been avoided. But he didn't. And he fucked all of Europe for the foreseeable future. Well done Adolf.

Is there any country you think the Jews don't control?

>We were more than fair to Germany about their grievances with the Treaty of Versailles before they decided Anschluss and the Sudetenland
Versailles was a shit job made by the French, Mutts sad to be more linient. It was also why Hitler went mad.
AUSTRIANS STARTED THE WORLD WARS. Yes, Hitler wasnt born in Germany.

Wheres the French general? Wheres the gay Prussian general?

and it very well did

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>Brits
>Largest Army
Brits never, and I mean ever, had even moderately sizable army by euro standards. Since forever they were dudes on ships that required surface allies to win or even operate in any serious war.

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I think it's a bit disingenuous to play the
>Hitler wasn't technically German, so technically Germany didn't start the war
card. He was ethnically and culturally German, and that's how he saw himself. He made no distinction between Germans of different nations, because he saw them all as the same people. His government was comprised of Germans who played a part in his decisions and carrying them out. He was voted for and supported by the German people. Those tanks that rolled into Poland were made in Germany and manned by German soldiers, Hitler didn't fight the war alone.

You'll get no argument from me that Versailles was indeed a shitshow though, and there's little doubt it played a large part in creating the conditions that led to WWII. Most of the post WWI decisions were fucking terrible, we're still living with the mess created by the stupid borders we drew on the former Ottoman Empire today. Iraq? Syria? Israel and Palestine? So many conflicts are the result of drawing stupid borders that in no way accounted for ethnic or religious divides (it's mind-blowing they thought nothing would come of that, in Europe or the ME). But the world has to live with stupid decisions made by powerful people in the past, that's just how it is.

Look at what your gay little secret club created.

REPORTING FOR DUTY

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Hmmm... lets see... What is Ebony?

>We've discovered that you don't need to annex an entire country to take their resources. You just have to place puppet politicians in the name of freedom and democracy, as an added bonus they will allow you to take their wealth without giving nearly anything to the population, effectively creating a form of modern slavery that sees no race or gender discrimination!
Imagine thinking that this is the source of American power. Empire is folly, we didn't fall for it. The Cold War is over and we officially do not give a fuck about this world anymore.