>Daily Peni Parker threads
Fuck that, let’s have a Spider-Ham thread
Daily Peni Parker threads
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I ship him with Kamala
nobody wants to stick their dick in that
Speak for yourself, normie.
I had a dream a week ago of Miles and Gwen shedding their suits and beginning sexual intercourse. But as they proceeded they began using their spider-strength and stickiness to rip each other's bodies. From their backs the corpses produced two enormous spiders. Gwen-spider was white, thin-legged and spindly with chromatic aberration outlining her. Miles-spider was black, hairy and muscular, his movements smeared to accentuate rhythmic movement. They continued to have sex in these forms as their previous bodies decayed into a primordial soup from which grew large webs. The spiders laid eggs in the webs and as Gwen-spider completed her task she bit off Miles-spiders head and swallowed it. The eggs hatched and little red and blue spiders swarmed over Gwen-spider, devouring her. They then grew and transformed into a million Peter Parker spider-men and began to dance the Raimi dance.
What I want to know is what do I do to find more of this fetish?
>I had a dream a week ago
I don't believe you
Why was he wet? Is this a masturbation joke? Like Shinji fuckin Ikari?
How do Spider-Ham's cartoon physics even work in the "real" setting? If he's like toons from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, then he's the most OP spider-hero of the team until someone invents the Dip.
I think there was a deleted scene where he tried to wash his hands and kept fucking up, they cut that and thought it was funny to leave the wet hands in.
Pork Grind > Spider-Ham
He's absolutely like the WFRR toons. There's a bit in Web Warriors where dimensions are colliding with one another. In his home dimension, the team encounters massive destructive robots (from a toy dimension). He spins really fast to punch them away. It works.
I'm so mad Doc Ock's a cat in this and not and octopus. Hell I'd have accepted a squid.
10/10 would fuck him
YOU DON'T DESERVE PORK!
imagine not wanting to pork the pork
One, why didn't they use his comic villains? They basically just gave Marvel an entire rogue's gallery for free.
Two, who the fuck did he lose, given hiw zany his adventures are? The whole "Sometimes you just can't save everyone " bit.
Spider-ham in peni’s anime world or peni in ham’s cartoon world? Which sounds better? Also what did you guys think of ham’s short film? It was pretty good.
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It'd be pretty gruesome for just the octopus core and grafted metal arms.
Hmm, May Porker maybe?
They removed a joke from the movie about how he lost his uncle who got barbecued.
Honestly, my biggest hope for SV2 is Porkgrind as a big, hulking, Bluto like villain that is horrifying and powerful in realistic dimensions.
The fact that someone like Spider Ham got to be in a big mainstream film fills me with glee.
I don’t think he was that obscure. Ultimate spider-man from a few years back used spider-ham a couple of times.
It's not about obscurity. I just love it when weird and silly stuff from comics makes it way onto the big screen.
I love him and I pray his own cartoon series becomes a reality. The short is a treasure
>None of your damn business, Noir, but if you want I'll write it on a little card and you can read it some time when you're sitting down
They’re thinking about it. Peni and noir should get some spinoff material as well.
>implying
We made it 11 posts before vore, well done everyone
based spiderposter
Really? I feel like he'd wear out his welcome.
I would rather have a TV series with a bunch of different Spiderfolk
WOOOOOOO VORE TIME
Cringe
I’d do that Turtle tho
>Really? I feel like he'd wear out his welcome.
He’s phenomenal if he has someone to bounce off of. He’s like bugs bunny. Give him a friend or foe and he works great. He’s just not so good solo.
I would let Peter Porker pork me.
vore time
yall motherfuckers need jesus
>tfw SV2 is going to be about Miles and Gwen's relationship and probably won't have much to do with penny, spider-ham, or spider noir
>spider-ham will never vore you
feelsbadman
THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG
Cartoon pig lewding beats young girl lewding
Wrong.
This very much pleases me
source?
Everyone, he couldn't save them.
What happened to the Hammer he gave Miles?
in a pocket
Angry Peni is adorable.
Is Miles gonna use it in the next movie?
Ummm this?
Cseed from Twitter
gayest man alive.
> Goose Cannon
> W-M-Bees
Hell, those were pretty good.
How come him and Noir Parker never took their mask off?
That's not vore.
Noir would just look like Peter
As for Ham...
>Normies
Who is Satina?
Mary Crane or Mary Jane Water Buffalo?
I mostly confuse by Peter parker thing. They should be little miles.
He’s not kosher
Sad kid.
I really loved John Mulaney as Spider-ham. Much more fun than his Big Mouth character.
THERE GO MY ALMONDS
>Peter Parker is half black but passes for white
>his dead parents were Miles and Gwen the entire time
Water Buffalo is funnier
Spider-Verse would have ended a lot quicker if Noir had managed to bring his guns with him to Miles' Universe. Just straight up mows down everyone who isn't Tombstone during the Aunt May house fight.
A shootout between him and Tombstone would've been good.
I loved the movie but pretty much my only complaint was Tombstone was just a lacky bitch to Kingpin. But it's a multiverse thing so it's whatever, at the very least it was really cool to see him in a movie. Never thought that would happen.
That animation went from 60s Spider-Man to this is nothing short of astounding.
Considering Tombstone gets punked twice by elderly women, one of them without any powers, I'm not sure he even has his super-strength and super-durability in this setting.
>little girly-pig
Is Pork Grind supposed to sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger? Because that's how I read this now.
Nice throwback. Mulaney was an inspired casting choice.
This guy gets it.
is the BR out, MEGA when ?
Doesn’t Miles have more hair?
Yep
that sequence was amazing. it was clearly an homage to motoko from ghost in the shell.
Comic book version, in case Gwen's hair didn't tip you off as well.
Would it work like a cartoon mallet for miles?
that, yes
Well, at least this person wants to fuck John Mulaney and is willing to settle for a pig with Mulaney's soul trapped inside, instead of being into it just for the pig aspect.
don't be so sure user
>Hated the intrduction of Miles in Ultimate SM
>Loved this movie
What happened?
Good writing
I guess that's true. Is USM-Miles worth trying to read again?
is SpiderHam in the same world as Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew?
Goddamnit why do door gags always get me
BRING BACK NOIR IN THE COMICS
>defined dark eyebrows
>added bangs
>heavily lidded eyes and eyelashes
I mean, they would fuck the pig, I'm not saying they wouldn't, but it's also clearly a John Mulaney.
You know what, being someone who wants to fuck the pig, I think you might be on to something.
How about he lost 4 arms and made himself 4 new ones, duh?
Heard good things about the current run. Had Rhino bro-ing it up with Miles, pretty nice.
Watch videos of spiders fucking and then project personalities on them.
Deerdevil?
>DC
>Marvel
What do you think?
>That bulge
>tumblr is kill so I have to use furaffinity to look at the sauce
>have to admit I'm some kind of a furvert
I get it
that's Mary Jane Oxen you dolt!
Would probably glitch out to non-existence.
>a buck as drawn by someone who wanted to draw an elk
I love it when cartoonists know nothing about the animals they draw.
Quiet, you.
>ringmouster
Mickey Mouse would later get his revenge on the conniving publisher.
>Super Squirrel the Amazing
I dunno, seems like a bit of a mouthful.
Shouldn't that be Captain Carrot?
He was a spider bitten by a radioactive pig though, so this has to be wrong.
Best character
Well that’s debatable. Peni is also adorable and noir who seriously needs more love, was awesome.
Nope.
Yes
In the comics, after he was bitten, the pig that bit him, May Porker, adopted him
I think that's exactly what they were going for.
When I first saw him I thought the concept was fucking stupid, But after watching the movie It was amazing.
By the way why Looney tunes style + Capeshit/action are not more common? I can only thought In Spider-Ham as an example.
It's rough tondo because generally cartoony style and superhero style sre very different disciplines
That said, Captain Carrot, Slapstick, and to some extent The Mask
There’s freakazoid
I need webm's STAT!!
I believe you’ve come across arachnophilia. It is a very noble fetish don’t let the others discourage you
Spider-Ham is really weird
It’s weird and proud of it