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Detective Comics #1000 Storytime
Luis Lee
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Jacob Hernandez
Liam Hill
Adrian Thomas
Cameron Perez
Ethan Taylor
Thanks, Norrin!
Adam Young
Gabriel Collins
Hudson Jackson
Justin Kelly
Joshua Phillips
Nicholas Brown
Julian Myers
Jacob Murphy
Matthew Long
Julian Mitchell
Elijah Mitchell
Levi Miller
Not bad
Blake Howard
>the true game was when I slammed your fiance, ol' chum
Colton Murphy
Ayden Lee
Jace Ortiz
Brandon Hernandez
Juan Wright
Cooper Morgan
lol I bet Smith cried when he wrote this
Tyler Rivera
Jose Hughes
>Detective Comics
>1000 issues of Action
Superman/Batman gay ship officially canonized by DC
Luis Hill
Dominic Rogers
Fuck jannies!
Kayden Perez
Gabriel Carter
Lincoln Campbell
>features a tweet by Neil Gaiman
Levi White
Aaron Moore
Wyatt Bailey
>features a quote from a 30 year old interview by Neil Gaiman
Adrian Nelson
Doesn't this render year two non canon again?
Nicholas Bell
Nolan Campbell
Camden Morales
Levi Parker
Owen Anderson
Mason Martin
Yes.
It always fluctuates based upon Chill being the killer and if the gun was found.
Zachary Smith
James Baker
Caleb Miller
Ryan Bell
Is that the carpenter?
Caleb Ross
Isaiah Garcia
Sure is!
Isaac Cook
Daniel Perry
Aiden Jenkins
Kek
Lucas Ramirez
Jack Campbell
Isaac Sullivan
Christopher Hughes
So boring so far
Juan Martinez
Daniel Richardson
Jose Cooper
Ryder Johnson
That would be extremely chaffing don't you think?
Ryder Wilson
Blake Campbell
Andrew Rivera
Pretty artwork but this story seemed pointless honestly.
Hudson Adams
IF I TAKE OFF THE MASK WILL YOU DIE
Jaxson Sullivan
Sebastian Torres
Christopher Brown
Ryan Cooper
Andrew Collins
Jack Perry
Blake Garcia
Jason Diaz
Austin Murphy
Liam Rivera
Nicholas Brooks
Tyler Phillips
David Carter
Ian Johnson
Ha
Elijah Diaz
Isaiah Watson
Alexander Sanchez
Colton Allen
MY EYES!!
Luke Miller
Carter Scott
Tyler Ramirez
David Clark
Luke Hill
Caleb Jenkins
Great concept, It had to be Dini
Xavier Kelly
Zachary Ward
Robert Roberts
Jack Smith
Gabriel Allen
Asher Roberts
Lucas Powell
Good page.
Caleb Cruz
Ryan Green
Adrian Torres
Holy shit, King! Tone it down on the words!
Ayden Murphy
>Not using Joker's Daughter.
...and dropped.
Alexander Clark
Jonathan Gutierrez
Isaac Jones
Jeremiah White
Ryan Watson
This I like.
Austin Baker
Chase Peterson
Jeremiah Hernandez
William Reyes
Thomas Rivera
Ian Carter
James Morgan
Liam Smith
Austin Price
Zachary Lopez
Jeremiah Lewis
Michael Allen
Tim is closer than Damian
based
Kayden Morris
guaranteed Eisner
Jayden Robinson
Christopher Williams
My favorite at the moment, It would be better if Alfred were the only one but it's fine, the story was pretty good.
Isaiah Morgan
Daniel Hill
>random terrible tracer art
for what purpose
Nolan Green
Colton Price
Zachary Phillips
This took way longer to happen than I'd have expected.
Christian Price
>Tim is closer than Damian
>based
Tim is Dead.
Jose King
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Action Comics: Heroes in Crisis:
Jordan Gomez
>Isabella is such a hack he won't make Jefferson's daughters in-continuity and now lets a token boring black dude writer the story
lame
Luis Long
Snyder/Capullo
Smith/Lee
Dini/Nguyen
Ellis/Cloonan
O'Neil/Epting
Priest/Adams
Bendis/Maleev
Johns/Jones
Tynion IV/Martinez-Bueno
King/Daniel & Jones
Tomasi/Mahnke
John Sanders
Tim has never ever died, unlike that lame short gay loser Damian
Jason Sullivan
Man. This was absolutely terrible. And everyone body got a call out in this, even The Joker's son, but fucking Terry doesn't get a fucking nod anywhere?
Benjamin Cooper
>Still wanking over his one-shot OC character
Dylan Hernandez
Beyond is in a weird place. Especially since that other Beyond book is still going and no one wants to acknowledge it.
Caleb Miller
Best stories were Dini, Snyder, and shockingly Bendis.
Oliver Walker
I'm kinds amazed they didn't drop Batman 66 splash pages or use Terry.
Gavin Watson
Kinda bummed at the lack of splash pages that chronicle Bats over 80 years. Action Comics 1000 had a ton of great ones.
Jace Robinson
>Tim has never ever died, unlike that lame short gay loser Damian
... timfags >> Bendisfags.
Levi Walker
I don't even care (despite the first 16 issues of Rebirth being really good). Terry deserved the shout out. I mean, fucking Duke is there for Christ's sake.
Nolan Allen
. why are Timfags so keen for Tim to stealing from other characters?
Sebastian Wood
>Helena is there
>Blue Bird is NOT there.
WHY is Helena there? What interactions has she had with Batman direct during New52/Rebirth? I only know of SPIRAL, and her time with Rebirth Birds of Prey.
Henry Hughes
To be honest Year Two was awful
Tyler Wright
In this issue King sounds more like Bendis than Bendis himself
Ethan Smith
>Damien gets the most significant pose
BASED
Asher Ramirez
Tim Drake is boring.
Brayden Price
>no Alfred story
Xavier Wright
Now there's a character we haven't seen a looong time
Jonathan Cook
Man, I hate Helena
Levi Ross
Was the stolen looking glass in 'Tec 27 or is that new to this story?
Robert Ward
so rank them I guess?
Jaxon Cooper
I like Batman beating up kids
Christian Wright
>WITH Bill Finger
Come on, give it an AND after 80 years
Matthew Brown
That was pretty funny.
Hudson Perry
Barbara and Jason?
Leo Bennett
Fabok is a blessing
Sebastian Ortiz
Yeah I'm surprised. Bendis's is my favorite actually
Andrew Flores
>"wow, that's pretty gay"
>Kevin Smith
Of course
Jace Martinez
>No Alfred story.
>No Terry story.
>No Morrison story.
>No Dixon story.
>No Brubaker story.
>No Miller story.
>No Loeb story.
Luis Morales
John Campbell
Based Alfred
Agreed
Bentley Taylor
>Bruce, no!
>in front of a stranger who doesn't know that Batman is Bruce Wayne
hmm
Ian Hall
>These poor criminals who want to point a gun at an old lady!
Fucking god damn
Adrian James
Jason Bard?
David Wilson
Looks like George Bush
Kevin Baker
You don't pull guns at old ladies from good life
Lincoln Moore
So is this worse than AC1000?
Isaiah Gray
wat
Owen Thompson
>weyp
>weyp
>weyp
what?
Noah Roberts
This isn't so much a sequel as a retelling from a much more bitter perspective. Gorgeous art, but even though the last line lands, the rest of it is really hopeless.
Aaron King
I thought this was an interesting idea, but didn't land quite as hard as I hoped.
Owen Gray
Yes
Elijah Turner
Love how Penguin is obviously DeVito in this page
Oliver Flores
Because Tom King likes her from his Grayson days.
Ethan Baker
Neat.
Hope it has some actual detective/mystery actions in the story.
Christopher Cruz
God damn this might be more disappointing than Action 1000.
Kayden Cruz
Good story and good art
Michael Lewis
>wanting harper there
Daniel Rogers
Knew it was Smith the second his idiotic character Onomatopoeia showed up. Not his best work, but also not his worst.
Jonathan Hall
Wait does Batman not know Slam anymore?
Parker Mitchell
I cried when I read page after page after page of shitty puns. No one who has attended more than one actual year of writing classes would ever write like that. Maybe ONE single double meaning would be okay, but that was like thirty of them.
Jacob Gomez
People like to shit on Snyder, but this was actually great.
Carter Hughes
>Yeah I'm surprised. Bendis's is my favorite actually
Timfag.
Christian Wood
Hell yeah, Matches
Easton Hall
Someone should filter out the good writers from this, so that we don't have to tread through pages upon pages of trash. Ellis, Priest and O'Neil, and maybe that poem by Gaiman should be compiled separately.
Chase Robinson
>He's dead, Jim
CARL... I mean, JONES
Jace King
These puns are terrible
Wyatt Hernandez
Eh, pointless, but I'm a sucker for any Batman confrontation that ends with, "Do you really want to become like me?" My favorite being his staredown with Jane Doe in that one Arkham Asylum comic.
Mason Robinson
>Wait does Batman not know Slam anymore?
I guess not.
Carson Stewart
Couldn't care less about Tim but okay.
Leo Cooper
Reminder that just because it doesn't feature thousands of splashpages and mindless action like Scott Snyder, it doesn't make a story pointless.
Dylan Anderson
Helenas Dad.
Thomas Martin
God I love how Dini writes Riddler
Sebastian Sanchez
Congrats Bendis you’ve done your first good story since joining dc
Bentley Parker
>Helenas Dad.
No, Helena's grandpa.
Jose Wilson
Fucking love it
Caleb Cooper
That was... shockingly (heh) good for Bendis.
Josiah Gonzalez
First panel reminds me of this
Henry James
>fist fights and guns are for idiots
>smart people just use ninja blades shaped like bats
Jaxson Barnes
>I'm a spooky ghost
I'm actually surprised this is the first time Batman has tried to convince people that's who he is. It might get him shot at less
Henry Williams
dc restores Pre Flashpoint history.
Lincoln Rivera
>old man O'Neil decides to ignore retcons that made his character young
kek
Luis Rodriguez
It feels so lifeless without a Darwyn Cooke variant cover. He really was too good for this shitty industry.
Dominic Thomas
Selina did have a baby, right? Who was that with?
Luis Myers
>dc restores Pre Flashpoint history.
Erases Pre Flashpoint history. Helena doesn't exist and Batman doesn't know Slam.
Colton Martin
>Slam.
Selina know Slam.
Gavin Cox
Man I know that Neal Adams is a legend and all, but his art just doesn't look that good anymore
Gabriel Bailey
>Selina know Slam.
Proof?
Joseph Nguyen
Eh
Christopher Williams
Holy shit that’s bad. Did they ask Janin for a page five minutes before the book needed to go to the printers.
You stick Ross, Bollard, Gleason, Sale, Jock, Miller, Hughes and Cho among others on fucking variant covers. You don’t even get some of your newer talent like Shaner or Jimenez to contribute or republish artwork done by some of dcs famous artists from over the decades, yet for whatever fucking reason it was decided that this page by Janin was good enough to go in the 1000th issue.
Cooper Collins
I'm surprised at how much I liked this
Landon Ortiz
How do you make out just a little bit? Oh, Timmy.
Dylan Peterson
God, what the fuck is up with the ears on Echo's suit? The whole thing looks terrible
John Perez
King hates his letterer
Ryder Thomas
Action 1000 had straight up bad stories in it, this issue at its worst had one or two stories that didn’t having a satisfying climax.
Juan Richardson
>Cooke couldn’t live to contribute to either 1000 issues
It hurts.
Brandon Gomez
That was a very adult thing for a 12(?) year old to say.
Nolan Wood
Batman comes across like a 12 year old idealistic and sheltered child who watches too many ninja movies. Seriously this is insanely immature comming from a guy who shoots people in the face with grappling hooks and fractures skulls and somehow it’s hoborable because that’s not the way muh parents died. What an asshole.
Aiden Myers
Not a terrible issue but I would have liked a few more splash pages with different artstyles. Most included feel overly modern.
Dylan Allen
>Duke acknowledging no one gives a shit about him
lmao
Luke Watson
I miss the yellow bat emblem.
Samuel Wright
Denny O’Neil just Baneposted in Tec #1000, welcome to clown world everyone
Blake Richardson
AC had no decent writer on it. At least this has a few.
Leo Evans
These are some extremely Bendis pages for someone who isn't Bendis
Robert Barnes
Who's the hooded figure that wants to make out?
Jack Miller
>>Cooke couldn’t live to contribute to either 1000 issues
That's not Cooke, that's Cameron Stewart.
Ryder Ortiz
Spoiler!
Carter Harris
Sorry what I said was meant to be a reply to this post
Nathan Lewis
Thanks, user
Christian Garcia
God bless Amanda. What books is she on nowadays?
Levi Stewart
The art and color has a nice early '00s feel to it.
James Green
>Both AC 1000 and DC 1000 stories by King have main characters visit their parents' gaves
P O T T E R Y
AC story was much better
Brayden Rodriguez
She's on the next issue of Batman, #68. She also does a cover a month, but doesn't really want to do a monthly book right now.
Nathaniel Jones
Who's that?
Alexander Green
Batdad!
Luis Cooper
Character's name is "Nobody", the son of Henri Ducard, named "Morgan." Gleason created Morgan's daughter Maya Ducard, Nobody II. Maya is way more interesting than Morgan.
Xavier Morgan
>Batman is bad, actually
Oh good, we've never seen this take before.
Adrian Jackson
Spoiler is Cancer and Tim is gay.
Benjamin Price
is...Batman resurrecting Nobody?
Eli Evans
millernumber1 Nobody cares Stephanie Brown is still shit.
Aiden Wood
Does anyboy else really dislike Stephanie Brown? She ruins everything and is just too whiny and pointless to be liked. The most important moment in her life was being killed. Seriously, why is she even alive??!!
Aaron Price
Thanks. Hopefull, more Peejee one day
Joshua Allen
Because not everyone is a sad, bitter person like you, and enjoys a fun character.
Adrian Scott
That’s who I assumed the new Arkham knight would be but showing nobody in this issue and having his father appear in the last arc seems too on the nose if he wants to make the reveal a surprise.
Liam Nelson
Tomasi lucks out by writing something thats actually going to get followed upon.
Johns and Tynion have shown they clearly dont care about Batman so screw them.
Grayson Morgan
Whoa... that Batman is HUGE!
Chase Cooper
Don’t have time to read the whole thread but anyone notice that in all of the art while Tim is in his updated Bendis Young Justice outfit and Babs is in her Heroes in Crisis outfit yet we have early Rebirth versions of Dick (not Ric) and Jason (not in his Scorpion mask and hoodie)? That has to mean DC isn’t invested in that shit, right?
Luis Jackson
Sign me up. I cant stand her, never have.
Gabriel Thompson
Huh, that's a really interesting idea.
Brayden Cook
Stephanie has sucked since she was annoying Robin back in the day with Cluemaster running aroun
Charles Bennett
So Tomasi is doing an AMA on reddit. Nothing really revealatory so far but here's what caught my interest:
PETER: Unfortunately, no. I've just turned in the final script to Adventures of Super Sons #12. So it will be quite a while before I get back to the boys.
PETER: Appreciate the kind words! Right now I'll be focusing on Batman the most with Alfred, and of course Damian. But being that James Tynion did a lot with the Bat-Family, I wanted to go in the opposite direction and keep the cast a little smaller.
Asher Stewart
Since it’s an anniversary issue priority was to portray the characters in their iconic interpretations. The tim and babs costume changes are minor while the alterations to dick and Jason are more dramatic.
Brody Russell
Nice!
Adam Nelson
Based Ellis. Very Moon Knight like story.
Kayden Sullivan
>Batman the most with Alfred, and of course Damian.
Nice!
Joshua Wright
What the *#/@?
Nathaniel Davis
Dick and Damian were the only ones with decent dialogue in King's story. Everyone else just sounded stupid.
Levi Evans
>But being that James Tynion did a lot with the Bat-Family, I wanted to go in the opposite direction and keep the cast a little smaller.
Same here.
Oliver Green
Aww, I wanted him to be a real guy.
Jason Perez
Hey, this... actually wasn't half bad.
Jaxson Scott
Shame about the Supersons but good to hear Damian's coming back to the Batbooks and under a writer that writes him so well.
Ryder Bennett
Some high quality artwork here.
Zachary Bailey
I really would like to know what of DC Universe Rebirth is still in canon right now,
Dominic Morgan
Bat-tastic!
Jaxon Nguyen
Nice touch, Tomasi, nice touch...
Liam Rodriguez
Well, we now know what parties Joker and Harley are for.
Kevin Nelson
I think it's hilarious that in every issue, the whole "Ric Grayson" thing is just fucking dropped hard and ignored. Fucking hell, even King doesn't use Ric.
Levi Gomez
What issue/story arc is this page referencing?
Jacob Edwards
Behold, the greatest plot twist of all time.
I love you, Dini.
Caleb Thompson
>Let's be honest
>Duke doesn't need to be there
Nolan Reed
Batman #244 (I don't know why Talia is fighting too)
Leo Cruz
i just had the depressing realisation that comics probably will never be entertaining to you.
sjws and feminists just have changed the industry too much for that ever to happen again
James Murphy
Why are his eyes so close together?
Joseph Lewis
Probably because it's an angle that Capullo doesn't draw Batman from very often.
Adam Garcia
Bruce "one step ahead" Wayne indeed
Jonathan Smith
Jackson Roberts
>Hats off
>not Mad Hatter
8/10 missed opportunity
Nathaniel Howard
Rugal Zorzal or Arturo Knupp?
Blake Morgan
Well, Doomsday Clock also had Nightwing rather than "Ric".
Gabriel Carter
lol
Daniel Richardson
Brilliant story. Best one in this issue.
If she pulled it of would he die?
Wouldn't have pegged The Penguin as a Macfag. Also holy fuck Bendis made a good story for once. Kudos to the artist for using De Vito's Penguin. Always have a soft spot for stories that use De Vito's Penguin.
Luis Thomas
>Bendis wrote a better Batman than King
imagine telling this to Yea Forums in 2015
Tyler Gomez
The previous time that Leslie appeared she seemed really young compared with this
Chase Flores
>BRUCE, NO
well now he has to kill him good job there Ms. "I'll tell him the Spoiler is dead that'll serve him right"
John Long
that give it time joke was straight lifted from DBZ abridged.
Aaron Moore
Only Batman? I am surprised that this robin is Damian..
So, with Selina here this batgirl should be Helena..
Charles Hernandez
It felt silly
Andrew Ross
See O'Neil doesn't give a shit about what editorial says about characters he created
Brayden Bailey
or she can't since her art isn't good enough
Jeremiah Powell
So who Arkham Knight? I don't think it will be a new character but someone actually related to the Arkham family.
Aiden Ward
O'Neil probably asked Epting to copy this:
Easton Diaz
The last time we played that game it was disappointing so I don't care about it anymore, they want to push niggas so Arkahm Knight could be Duke, the last time they were pushing Jason
Carter Wood
>on top of the big guy who broke daddy's back, no less.
What an absolute Chad.
Isaac Cook
Better than Action #1000
>Damifag sperging out in the replies
Kek
Zachary Gray
Is Year Two even canon anymore?
Parker Garcia
fucking based worth everything
Jace Bailey
This reminds me that I saw fell him in love to Barbara once(maybe during rebirth?).. Then he tried to forget her..
Julian Mitchell
Just picked up the Frank Miller cover.
Eli Moore
Is posts like this serious? The story was crap. Literally worse than the worse Bendis has ever wrote. Just because it ends with a splash-page of all the character taking a pic the horrid writing is excused?
God, i hate comic book fans.
Grayson Wright
Why is Catwoman present for the picture? Didn't she leave Batman at the altar like a cunt?
Jason Reyes
>Does anyboy else really dislike Stephanie Brown
I can't STAND her. I've hated her ever since I first saw her in a comic. She's not 'cute' or 'clever' and- despite DC's attempts to convince us otherwise- she's not 'bad ass'. She's just an obnoxious character who should've stayed dead (or, rather should have been dead for real, instead of that 'fake dead' thing they pulled).
Ayden Sanders
I prefer Batwing
You are gay too if you say that he is gay and hate her
Damian is behind batman but he is really closely to him(more than Drake) like Alfred, his oldest ally..
Robert Davis
>1000get for this issue
amazing
Julian Sanders
This entire issue made me wish for Bendis to take the Batman comic from King's hands. What the fuck is going wrong with the world? I'm not even saying, like, slightly. But actually seriously desire for King to assume the book.
Jaxson Jackson
Tim Drake is still boring.
Matthew Garcia
Stephanie Brown is the Pootchie of the Bat-Family.
Dominic Richardson
Mary Sue until the end
Evan Watson
I just never liked Stephanie Brown as a character I agree with most that she should have stayed dead.
Luis Gutierrez
Someone explain to me why Batman would take a picture in some slum with everyone wearing their costumes, instead of having a painter make a portrait of them inside the Manor, outside of costumes, like a real "family".
Hunter Russell
fucking hell I can't even tell who's talking in 90% of that
Juan Rodriguez
I know that he is Morgan Ducard.. But I can´t remember this..
Yeah.. I miss Maya.
Some people convinced me about this too.. After I saw one interview about this with the images..
James Rodriguez
Because he's Batman KEK
Grayson Wilson
I don't care about Tim
I just think your asspain is funny
Kevin Lopez
Don´t insult her. Is Tynion Tim obsession fault.
She is a funny character.
Isaiah Long
I'm fucking tired of Catwoman being pushed in everything as some important character in the Bat-Family. If she had married Batman in King's run, that'd be something. Because it would have made some sense. But it's clear that DC didn't want that. So why keep pushing it? She doesn't even serve any purpose.
Christian Ortiz
Because this story takes place prior to that
Nolan Hill
Damian represents his hope and struggle to make things better. He is represents success and importance of the mission Bruce has dedicated his life to.Bruce saved Richard and Richard grew up to save Damian. Damian represents B&R coming full circle.
Logan Ortiz
Retire/limbo/Kill Tim off, his place as a relatable everyman(boy) character is no longer relevant nowadays and being a techie-nerd in the Bat family is massively redundant. Tim Drake's generation of heroes just doesn't seems as interesting anymore.
Luis Evans
Arguably yes but as others have said AC had kings garbage and Snyders & Bendis' disrespectful POS stories. So while the low note here is Bendis it's also the entire idea that they shit the bed so thoroughly with two landmark issues. Arguably the only landmarks that have mattered since 500.
Adam Bennett
>Snyder written J'onn, Kendra, Carter
The fuck is this cuckery?
Isaac Sullivan
Bendis is still Cancer.
Alexander Barnes
>So while the low note here is Bendis
Bendis was the highlights. The lows were definitely King and Johns.
Chase Sanders
I fucking hate Bendis with a passion, but somehow he managed to write a better story than the guy that has been writing the Batman comic for 60 issues now. Fuck, King himself managed to out-Bendis in his own game. It's like he wanted to mock Bendis style and Batman as a character in one swoop.
Evan Evans
Duke is the Arkham Knight...Isn't he?
Ryan Sanchez
They did the same thing with "Scooby Doo & Batman - The Brave and The Bold".
Also, probably a stupid question, but since when is Hawkman a detective?
Jacob Cooper
Stick around for 3 Jokers then.
Jack Perez
why do these clowns need to gatekeep muh super secret detective club
he's the goddamn batman, everybody in that room knows he's the best one of them
Colton Sullivan
Since Snyder became a Hawkman fanboy, he decided that Carter is a better detective than Batman.
Andrew Roberts
>Three Jokers
What the hell is happening with that anyway?
Jaxon Gutierrez
I agree as well bros.
Blake Gonzalez
Nobody knows.
Camden Cooper
Johns needs to finish Doomsday Clock first, but they did release the costumes that will be used in it.
Benjamin Sanders
epic 1000 get
Jordan White
based dini riddler without faggot sideburns too
Cameron Campbell
>none of this is lethal, of course
YOU'RE LIVING IN A FUCKING DREAM WORLD, BRUCE
Isaiah Bailey
that's true, his Riddler is elegant but amusing
Evan Anderson
King's story was the best one. I cant believe I'm saying that.
Ayden Nelson
What? No, it wasn't. It was easily the worst one. Just words and words and words that mean nothing, but a shitty attempt to write snarky dialogue between characters that all speak the same because they're all doing the same MTV teenager speak.
Christopher Diaz
If you think that everyone in King's story spek with the same voice, you don't know anything about voicing.
Dominic Gonzalez
Lord it was shit. Bendis and Dini were decent.
Sebastian Perry
They all speak with the same voice. Check this story. You can only tell which characters are speaking because he throws their names a few times and certain traits. Like Damian doing "tt" and Jason talking about his death. Otherwise they all speak like they came from a 90's teen slasher movie.
Hell, go check Heroes in Crisis that was dumped in another thread. Everyone there, speak, like, just, like, this way, you know, like.
Dominic Torres
Is this the world’s most famous swipe?
Josiah Butler
Well that’s a fucking odd concept.
Chase Hall
GEORGE BUSH GET DOWN.
Ian Thomas
I lost my father unexpectedly a couple of months ago and this one is getting me
Nicholas Baker
But we have a Bendis story and some Janin art!
Gavin Flores
Conner really hit it out of the part with this one.
Brody Smith
No, and that's a good thing
Blake Gutierrez
Cool to see Damian included in so many of the stories for the Anniversary.
Noah Butler
I got to say I like the new concept for the Arkham knight It really fits his name now. Though It's very unlikely that it is Michael Lane, I wouldn't fully discount Nobody because he could have brain trauma that made him forget who he was.
Dominic Thompson
did you not read the bit in the beginning where they're hopped up on super-human drugs?
Thomas Parker
Terry is not even mentioned. That's disappointing.
Jack Wilson
there should have been a panel with Az-bats going "WTF"
Luis Taylor
>The poor kids dindu noffin, it's not like they were going around with a gun in the middle of the night trying to rob old ladies
lmao fuck off
Ian Wood
>Batman losing the trunks again
For what purpose
Logan Perez
He's parodying something Zack Snyder said a day or two ago about his detractors.
Jordan King
Best #1000 variant coming through. Glad I picked it up. Only had one left at my comic spot.
Charles Kelly
Having a portrait in his house of all his associates exposing their real identities sounds really reckless.
James Sanchez
>The big thing that happens in the #1000 milestone is the introduction of a lame character from an already forgotten videogame
Juan Anderson
To gain them back
Justin Evans
Why can't we get Dini on Batman again after King? Why is it going to be Bendis instead?
Josiah Rogers
Dini is a master. But he can't do a monthly. When he was on Streets of Gotham, GCS, Zatanna, and Tec, he mostly did every other issue, or two on, one off.
Ian Turner
Did they switch the names for Bendis and King by mistake?
Jaxson Miller
Oh shit I can't believe they didn't get Morrison on here. Should've given him Kevin Smith's spot.
Owen Walker
they should give him time before the run, that would be enough for a decent run, it doesn't have to be great but at least decent
Dominic Nelson
I thought Leslie was young and hot now so she could be a relatable love interest for Bruce.
Colton Lee
What? It would be him, his fiancee, his sons, his sons' girlfriends and friends, and that's it.
THIS is much worse, because you've a bunch of costumed freaks taking a photo and then Bruce placing this photo in his parents grave. What if some paparazzi had been there?
Daniel Reed
Who is Kevin Smith?
Tyler Adams
>why is Snyder’s shit OC donut steel character not included
How disgusting.
Tyler Walker
Fabok is absolute trash and thinks the Keaton shit is anything but trash. that's why.
Bentley Reed
I wish they'd push him more to do OGN like Bloodspell instead. That's the good stuff.
Evan Reed
Oh please, villains and people just generally snooping around about Batman find their way into Wayne Manor all the fucking time.
Kayden Davis
Fat nerd director. Wrote this story.
Ethan Gutierrez
I like his Batman things a lot, the only thing I don't like about Dini sometimes is that he uses Santana too much but I really want to read a OGN by Dini. Something for Black Label would be perfect
Logan Bennett
action comics 1000 had higher highs but lower lows. I think this was better on average actually.
Nathaniel Anderson
*Zatanna
Benjamin Robinson
I mean, dude married a stage magician, so I can't blame him. And he writes Zee really well, so it's fun.
A Dini Black Label something - maybe a continuation of his Vertigo Zee series - would be great!
Isaac Green
I prefer his Batman things, those are my favorites. He has a taste for making us remember Gotham it's supposed to be a whole world where many things are happening so yep, I would like a Batman Black Label story by Dini
Blake Adams
What I REALLY want? Dini writing a Carpenter OGN for Black Label. It'd be so hilarious. But I doubt it would sell enough. Ah, well.
Easton Russell
Kek, didn't notice
Eli King
How does it feel to be this wrong? I'm curious.
Jose Young
Christ, one panel in and I had to check if it was Bendis. Of course it was. Can't wait to read more of this trash when King is done.
Caleb Torres
Man that was disappointing, Batman deserved better than this, all these trash artists jesus.
Also, not even 1 Supes/Bat story come on now
Hunter Smith
I liked the book, but I do think it's a bit off that the Action 1000 had a bunch of Superman Batman stories, but this one has zero Batman Superman stories.
Nathaniel Fisher
Does Bane not know who Batman is? Why is he even there?
Parker Gray
No Azrael or Batwing? What?
And don't give me the in space crap for Azrael if they're gonna ignore Ric.
Kayden Smith
Man, I thought I was the only person who loved Luke and Jean Paul.
Luke Gonzalez
HOLY FUCK! PUT BENDIS ON BATMAN NOW! THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST BATMAN STORY EVER WRITTEN! FUCK I LOVE BENDIS SO HARD! Weyp weyp! Yeah!
Asher Cruz
Can't take those precious Catwoman moments away.
Angel Howard
Especially in a book with some randos and worse art.
Benjamin Fisher
“Batman. Say it fast. Bad Man.”
That’s the stupidest fucking thing I’ve read in a while
Austin Sullivan
How the fuck do King and Bendis say so much while saying nothing at all?
Gabriel Brown
Shut up, Marvelshill. Peter Tomasi is a genius of the medium. He just came off from writing the definitive Superman run. You're too much of a brainlet to understand his writing style.
Xavier Lopez
You look me in the eye and tell me what this Arkham Knight is supposed to be except a fucking lunatic who’s hard to take seriously because of how the system of his logic for hating Batman is. I loved the Superman run, but a dumb sounding character rant is a dumb sounding character rant.
Julian Jackson
Eh, I'm not that big on her. Never fully read Batman Eternal... but, she started showing up in costume around the same time as Duke/Signal. Figured if Helena is there (who's only shown up in Grayson, Birds of Prey, and Nightwing), might as well.
They were playing her up as a new member of the Bat Family.
Luke Long
She's been retired for three years, though.
Luke Bell
Who's ready for Old Man Batman spin off books?
Grayson Bell
Although he wrote the horrible Arkham Knight comic.
Brody Smith
Dini should have written Arkham Knight in comics since he couldn't do it in the games and the comic Tomasi wrote for Arkham Knight war very bad
Lincoln Cox
Stick to something edgy Britbong writers like Morrison, Ellis or Alan Moore.
Daniel Ramirez
I don't know but from the dialogue is almost like they liked The White Knight and took the idea for this Arkham Knight from there
James Sanders
The Dini, Snyder, and Tynion ones were pretty good.
The O'Neil one was kind of pointless. I'm actually disappointed that it was so anti-Batman in an issue celebrating him.
The King one was a great concept with shit dialogue.
I'm bummed that Miller and Morrison didn't get stories, but at least I snagged the Cho cover. A worthy read.
Alexander Green
>The King one was a great concept with shit di
The concept was shit, though. Why bring all the vigilantes in their costumes for a photo? Why not invite them to the mansion and have a photo with them dressed normally? Why leave the photo of Batman and his costumed pals in Thomas and Martha's graved to be picked by any paparazi?
King wanted to write a feel good issue, but the concept was dumb.
Daniel Morales
Dixon could have been so good, I miss that guy
Grayson Foster
lol
Parker James
Overall I thought it was better than AC1000. Pretty pleased. I was expecting pure shit, but other than O'Neil's retarded story and Tomasi's crap at the end, it was solid. 8/10
Oliver Rodriguez
I agree, my least favorite is probably this
Luis Murphy
test
Zachary Parker
Checked and based
Justin Howard
Because it's a Batman story. Who cares, this stuff isn't canon, it's a celebration issue. He's showing his parents the life he's built, and to him his Batman life is his real life, not his Bruce Wayne stuff.
Jackson Sanchez
I prefer Luke Fox than Duke Thomas too.
Sebastian James
I always wonder how people like you enjoy any comic. It's a fun little story in an anniversary issue. If you're going to overthink it you may as well overthink everything in superhero comics and then enjoy nothing
Ayden Perry
My man. Luke has a whole set of stuff he does, and his connection to Lucius and Tam is a bonus. Duke has...the Streets (TM)?
Adam Gonzalez
>It's a fun little story
It's a terrible written one.
Xavier Murphy
Kys yourself kingfag.
Joshua Reed
>BENDIS BAD
Based retards
Austin Cook
Allright, pretty cool. I expected worse from Snyder.
The Rogue appearences were nice and so was the worldbuilding. Pretty decent.
Man, Dini really is the only guy who knows how to write The Mad Hatter.
Easily the best story of the bunch.
I don't give a crap if it's Bendis, I really liked this one.
It's nice to see Oswald get some dignity for a change and this was a quite interesting spin on their relation.
It's meh. A whole lotta worthless dialogue just to get a big picture of the Batfamily and for King to pretend he cares about any of them that aren't Selina.
And this was just fucking awful, jesus.
Man, don't you just love how Two-Face, Penguin and Clayface were all just shuttled off to their own “And the rest!” page with fucking Hush while Talon and Tomasi’s own original villain all get their own page?
I really like Tomasi, but man, what a shitty reveal with terrible dialogue and a waste of page count.
AC #1000 was way better
Austin White
aaaaand no miller
Leo Cooper
What were the highs of AC? I didn't find any good story in there?
Ryan Perry
Why are the giant ghosts of Superman and Starfire looking at Batman?
Tyler Lewis
>fat virtue signaling Irish cuck
>hole “””artist””” hired for diversity
Fuck you, Ennis.
Sebastian Foster
that's ellis, retard
Joshua Ortiz
OFFICIAL DC1000 STORIES RANKINGS
TOP TIER
>Dini
>Ellis
>Johns
>King
MIDDLE TIER
>Bendis
>Tynion
>Snyder
SHIT TIER
>Priest
>O'Neil
>Tomasi
I don't know about Kevin Smith's. Somewhere between MIDDLE and SHIT
Juan Mitchell
Holy fuck. I just want to know you've terrible taste and you're the reason comics are so awful right now.
TOP TIER
>Dini
>Ellis
>Snyder
MIDDLE TIER
>Tynion
>Bendis
>Priest
SHIT TIER
>O'Neil
>Tomasi
>Johns
>King
Nathaniel Roberts
Great:
None. Eh. It was really fun, and a good celebration, but I don't think any were great.
Good:
Dini
King
Tynion
Ambitious ideas, maybe some good moments, but ultimately kinda disappointing:
Ellis
Johns
Bendis
Priest
O'Neil
Absolutely mediocre:
Snyder
What the actual heck were you thinking:
Tomasi
Alexander Price
>King shitty imitation of Bendis this high
The fuck, Yea Forums?
Chase Collins
King pandered to autists by featuring all their favorite characters in the same story. That's all it takes.
Zachary Cox
it was fun. don't you like fun, user?
Luis Johnson
It had a stupid premise, it had terribly dialogue that takes all the page and shits all over the art, and terrible characterizations. It felt almost like a mock of the Batfamily with them all joking about how many Robins have died thus far - a shitty joke that King have puled twice already.
Fucking Bendis managed to shit out a story with less Bendism than King.
You fuckers are making me hate the word "fun".
Evan Long
well, deal with it nerd. we got 3 more years of king batman
Jose Richardson
I like how the costume changes from panel to panel, l ike Purple Gloves at first and all.
"lol you call yourself the Worlds greatest detective we did all this shit first!"
Wyatt Stewart
TOP TIER
>Dini
>Ellis
>Bendis
MIDDLE TIER
>Tynion
SHIT TIER
>Snyder
>Johns
>Priest
UNFILTERED GARBAGE
>King
>O'Neil
>Tomasi
Ian Green
Really hate the huge batfamily
Tyler Clark
Wow even Condiment King got himself some henchmen?
Sebastian Brown
BASED 1000 GET FOR #1000
Jason Phillips
Some top tier ruseing on Bruce's part.
Julian Campbell
What was disrespectful about Snyder's?
Aiden Hill
Dick/Kory shipping on a Batman comic? And on the number #1000 nonetheless? Quick! Everyone make a wish!
Carter Kelly
Gay as fuck
Jason Sanchez
>implying I’m an American who cannot pronounce the letter t.
Jonathan Reyes
>Signal is here
>Batwing isn't
They really are just ignoring Batwing and pushing Signal as the first black member of the bat family, huh
Camden Myers
Checked and perfect 1000 get
Logan Clark
This page is great. Unfortunately when you try to read it in the physical comic book, the gutter loss is so great that Batman's face is a squished mess in the middle. DC's 80 page giants are really something crappy. I have no idea why they don't just staple them. I've seen comics with that many pages stapled and it looked great.
Joseph Nguyen
very good page. if you notice, the only members of this big stupid bat family that matter are closest to and touching Batman
>Alfred
>Nightwing
>Robin
>Catwoman
literally everyone else could be deleted and it wouldn't matter
Owen Morgan
No, fuck King. His run is the worst Batman's been written in fucking decades. I'm just saying the concept isn't awful.
Jack Hall
"hmm I need to get a cool group shot, better just tell everyone to meet on a random roof top without telling them why"
Kevin Thomas
That's not how bullet-proofing works.
Nicholas Robinson
No one gonna say anything about those coked out dog eyes?
Carson Walker
Bumping to read with yall.
Ryan Jenkins
>The Batfamily moonlights as a bumbling henchman just to fuck with the villains
Fucking Dini
Gavin Scott
That was kind of a fun twist
Sebastian Thompson
Has Kelley ever drawn anything remotely decent?
Kevin Bennett
Did King have anything to do with this?
Oliver Anderson
Kelleys story had the best art of the whole comic you pleb
Gabriel Watson
>written
Jace Hughes
The only time I disliked her was in Tynion's 'Tec. She was a huge retardo in that book.
Aiden Martin
what?
Angel Gray
That's some sweet digits
Parker Cox
And here I thought DC canned this
David Perry
>Echo
>Bats use echolocation
BRAVO JOHNS
R
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V
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N
S
Owen Morris
I'm actually surprised we got this. When did it become a thing?
Dylan Diaz
I'm pretty sure Deathstroke knows too, or at the very least he knows Dick is Nightwing, it wouldn't be hard to deduce.
The Joker knows in current continuity, he just doesn't care.
Christopher Mitchell
>paying more than the asking price
Is this suppose to be cool or something?
Michael Turner
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
Listen to these while reading this issue
David Russell
I didn't think it was fun at all. I found it boring? Are you boring user? Do you hate fun?
Josiah James
Around 2016.
Nathaniel Torres
Joker II is a classic story for the Batman/Selina future, back from pre-Crisis.
Owen Scott
Gen basically did the same story as Neal Adams only it ended with Lex killing Superman rather than Neal's which ended with Superman beating Lex. Just like King shit on Superman by destroying earth to make his entire mission seem misguided the entire time, and then Bendis stabbing Superman in the chest after shitting on his costume and closing out the floppy with his name and face rather than Superman's (they ended with Batman in DC1000 so that's nice).
Fwiw I do like Snyders story in this. Kings is shit and so was bendis' but Snyders was a nice intro.
Asher Watson
>Dini
>Johns
>Snyder
>Tynion
>Bendis
>Kevin Smith (nice colors though)
>Ellis
>O'Neil
>Priest
Bentley Young
Interesting, I want to read that story
Jordan Reyes
meh. points for an actual detective story
pretty trash but >Onomatopoeia
fuck you, he's a great villain.
KEK! This was great!
this was pointless, why Ellis though? he seems like someone who doesn't give two shits about Batman.
I liked this one, but I like people calling out Batman.
doesn't work for me. I'm thinking it's the colouring that is throwing O'Neil off here. Or he could be just getting old
Wow, Bendis did my favorite story this issue.
*snore*
pretty good, one of the better ones
terrible, all just for a stupid cover space page. nice digits though
this was dumb too.
two best were Dini and Bendis, wow.
Evan Foster
The Kevin Smith story was actually good but wtf is up with the continuity because he has Batman fighting Onomotapoiea and Harley in the yellow oval suit...
Joshua Wright
Maybe I was too hard with Kevin Smith's story but the ending was strange in my opinion but maybe Tynion and Kevin Smith were in a draw
Jordan Ramirez
Kevin Smith?
THAT Kevin Smith?
Wow. Who knew he still had any talent left.
Jaxson Jackson
And this is why this was my favorite story.
Jason Gray
shut up Boco, you have shit taste
Kayden Collins
Yes sir...
William Robinson
You have good taste. Don't listen to user. :)
Jackson Morgan
Don't encourage him!
Thomas Hernandez
Well, according to you, I also have shit taste, so I will encourage him all I can.
Anthony Wilson
check'd and kek'd
Bentley Reyes
Yikes, I haven't see that one. Basic but it's Batman, I guess.
Brayden Ward
That was his son
Noah Lee
Kys
Jordan Gray
Yikes.
AC1000 had two bump limit storytimes on release day alone. Even DC1000s storytime shit the bed. Sell-through at my LCS looked terrible had each and every decade cover available in the late afternoon, AC1K I had to settle for Lee's trash.
Everything Didio, Lee and Harras have done since before AC1000 even released when they announced "Bendis was coming" has killed sales and hype. They may legitimately stack up with some of the worst businessmen ever. Diane Nelson ruined DC but it's clear now Didio and Lee only ever aided her effort to destroy warners from the inside and might even be worse.
Evan Howard
Can we please get this without the text bubble?
Cameron Harris
>sticking your retarded OC villain into AC1k for the chance at moviebux is fine
Please kill yourself Brian
Josiah Rogers
Connor Smith
>melting a gun to make it a steel plate
what? you just add weight and it can't stop a bullet
Isaac Thompson
>he's the best one of them
He hasn't done a whole lotta detecting in a long time.
Josiah Jenkins
Pete Woods shitty Red Hood costume is Dead!!!
Noah Cruz
...
Connor Russell
god I wish I was as hot as Bruce Wayne, I hate being a fucking manlet
Jayden White
This is a great page
Brandon Ramirez
It's a parody, mongoloids.
Ryan Stewart
That would be nice.
Jose Robinson
That hurt.
Dominic Turner
It’s what his three Jokers is all about Babs Jason Fanfic
Tyler Brooks
I don't get "Bag Man" when I say it fast repeatedly. It comes out "ba'mam".
Daniel Moore
> cast smaller
So basically same old run from Tomasi?
Joshua Hughes
Carter Roberts
Batwing and Blue Bird retired. Azreal is space Batmsn.
Thomas Lopez
My favorite of the bunch.
Logan Lee
Idk about you lads but I loved this issue. Yeah there were some stinkers (Priest, Oneil, Tomasi), but overall there was a lot to like here. When I finished all I wanted to do was read it again. AC1000 did not give me this feeling
Levi Perez
They couldn't even get Frank Miller to do a story for Detective 1000. Both this and AC 1000 were a fucking joke.
Ryder Ortiz
to be fair frank miller hasn't written anything good in a long time . same with o'neil. they included him and his story was among the worst of the lot . they included neil adams and his art was horrendous.
Lucas Garcia
it was better, but only by a bit. Surprisingly Bendis made the whole thing work
Leo Lee
I think Bendis is actually well suited for Batman. From what I saw of his Wal-Mart series was good too, which is getting collected later this year.
Liam Nelson
This is very much Denny making a jab at modern Batman stories by retelling one of his best
Dylan Miller
But his point was kind of the opposite of his original story.
Um. The Bendis Walmart Batman stories are mostly only good for Derington's art. The only Walmart stories that will really be remembered are King's. Because he killed Lois off!
Kidding. They'll be remembered because he actually worked at telling standalones that fit into a larger narrative, instead of tiny drips of content that feed into a larger but rather limp story.
Jason Rogers
King what the fuck are you doing
Colton Rodriguez
>But his point was kind of the opposite of his original story
Exactly the kind of dour and fatalistic resolution we've come to expect from Batman, who as we all know is a crazy person barely holding on by a thread
Ryder Watson
I like how the standard way to write Barbara is basically just being a cunt.