Is she technically the biggest cock slut in the universe?

Is she technically the biggest cock slut in the universe?

She's been around since the dawn of humanity and all the way to 70s-80s - all the time taking human male mates for sex.

Just mathematically speaking, by the time she turned herself/gave birth to Steven, she had more human male cocks inside her than any other creature in history of the universe.

Rose Quartz/Pink Dimond and by extension, Steven himself, is quite literally the most prominent cock slut in the human history!

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>a thread died for this

>women dating makes them sluts
Have sex incel

She probably only has a unique dick in her every 10 years or so, your Mom can take 20 in a single night, so I find this dubious.

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Get out of your house sometimes, user. This can't be healthy for you.

Okay, okay but guys listen, I do not bring this up out of some sort of sex/gender driven malice - it's just an interesting thought when you put it against the idea of just how long they spend living on earth

Getting together with a man, seeing him die and moving on to another one again and again. Just what kind of mentality did she had? We are not talking about hundreds of years, we are talking about thousands.

Don't know why your picking on her when she's the same as most women of today.

Well she's not human so just probably saw them as her sex toys breaking or run out of batteries over the years. Now think about this. Out of all the dicks she had over hundreds of years, Greg's cock was the one to calm her down.

Rose is a big tittied big lipped canonically curious to try new things cock slut, there's criminally little lewds of her and about half of what exists is fatshit.

>character is fat
>Lewds of her are fatshit

Woah

That's a meme and it's porn, artists can draw her whatever way they like, no matter what asshurt tumblrfaggots say

I love how Rose's status as the biggest cockslut in the universe also makes Pearl the biggest cuck in the universe. That's thousands of years of having to watch Rose get freaky with horny neanderthals, participating in Roman orgies, sucking off sexually repressed puritans, and getting plowed by rock stars while hoping that she'll have a turn.

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Imagine if Pearl walked in on Rose doing it with some guy, and she just walked right out and started cleaning to try and distract herself, but still hearing all the noises and desperately wishing that were her pounding Rose. I could even see her shapeshifting a dong to try and get Rose's approval, and Rose still ignoring her.

Trips of Truth

Tell me you remember everyone you had sex with

> 66
> 44
> 777
Can't get any more right than this.

She outright says so in her song

"I was fine with the men who would come into her
life now and again"

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Rainbow Quartz doesn't count?

and she literally takes care of her son

>why fatfags like this fat character?
m8

even if she got a new partner every 10 years she's 5000+

5, 6, 7, 8, no number of dicks makes an American a slut. Only incels falsely believe they can question anything about a human who has a vagina.

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Doesn't she dies when she has sex? I never watched past season 1, but wasn't the fat dude her first love and the reason she accepted death was to have his killer dick in her vagina?

>trips with double dubs

your mom is a slut OP

giving birth is what killed her, she can get dicked by all the men she likes as long as she doesn't get inseminated and she'd need to purposefully manipulate her body to allow that. she's been with many men before Greg but he was the first she genuinely loved and chose to have a child with him.

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The better question is how often did Rose try to get Pearl to join in and experience how great cock was.

I wonder why Pearl didn't just try to poof Rose to basically abort Steven to keep Rose around. She is crazy enough to do that.

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Shit I gotta move to Montana

You're thinking of this wrong. You may be right about the quantitative number of dicks in total, but it was over a period of time far longer than any human woman could hope to live. What matter is average cock density: number of cocks / period of time

I was gonna disagree with you but those numbers do not lie.

Don't forget animals, in her mind every life is an experience.

There is absolutely no way shi didn't explore that side of the world.

Imagine being some puritan kid who'd been sheltered from sex, then some giant pink woman with huge tits and literally thousands of years of experience comes out of nowhere and uses you like a sex toy

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s-stop user...

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I can imagine her just tearing through crows of men, grabbing them, ripping off their pants and sucking their balls drying in seconds flat.

Just imagine her in the heat of combat, finishing off her last foe, turning around and thinking you were an enemy, then noticing your male form and jumping on you, having crazy post-combat sex to relieve her stress

no it makes them worth less to anybody with any sense

Steven Universe's answer to the Zootopia abortion comic?

I think she was more fascinated by human orgasm rather than receiving sexual pleasure from appendages smaller than a finger of hers.

This is kind of making me wish that we had a dedicated Rose drawfag, because damn

WEW!

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Based and hyper-experienced milfpilled

Gentlemen, Gentlemen Rose isn't a savage.
Rose is the woman who catches you staring at her cleavage from across the room and sits next to you and asks you about your day. Then as you stumble over your words she laughs and asks if you want to come with her. She takes you somewhere new as she utters a soliloquy about how beautiful and amazing the earth is. Then she'd ask if you want to play with her a bit before wrestling you to the ground, rolling around before towering over you and asking if you want to continue, her position making her cleavage very prominent.
Rose sees fucking like she sees humans and earth in general. It's all a game. Meaning she's incredibly easy but also won't ever take you seriously.

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You're not wrong but that scenario isn't any less hot

My goal wasn't to not be hot. My goal was to portray rose as less of an insatiable cockslut. I'm one of those guys that finds stuff more sexy if I can see it in-character.

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The fucks' with Louisiana?

That's extremely based and honestly now that I'm thinking about it, more in character than most of this thread by a long shot. She still probably enjoys the hell out of it though, and I could see her more or less jumping a sexually repressed person out of seeing the clearly conflicting thoughts in their head as cute.

make it stop, gems struggling with the concept of consent makes me so goddamn hard

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It's not exactly a long list for him...

Louisiana what the fuck are you doing?
Is it cause of the big interconnected families they have?

>"What's wrong? You started acting all bashful when I touched you here. Isn't this just another part of your body? I mean you're fine if I touch you here. Or here. But when I touch you here you- Oh my are you ok!? I didn't expect you to jolt like. Is it really sensitive? I won't lie to you, we gems don't have these organs so they're a mystery to me."

>"You mean it feels good when I...? Really? Well then what if I did it more? You think it'd feel even better if I...? Well, that sounds silly, but if it makes you feel good I don't see the problem! You humans have such short lifespans after all, you should enjoy it as much as possible! Well yes I can shapeshift, why do you- Oh like your females have? Of course, tah-dah! And you just slide it in like OH MY STARS"

All of it, apparently

based and redpilled. and lewdpilled. and nice. and oh my god i just love this as a whole thank you

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>abandons her husband for selfish endeavors
>forced pearl to lie to the rest of the gems for thousands of years
Yeah, she was an utter cunt

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