Dumbing of Age

When do their husbands stone them for having an opinion?

Thanks for the heads up

>today I will remind them

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>Barfy and poopy and pee-y
You're in your mid 30s, dude.

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More than talking like a child, he boarded a plane and then shit himself furiously until the plane landed.

He's a profoundly sane and wholesome adult.

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At least airline seats aren't on an incline. Imagine going to see the new Marvel movie on opening night and midway through, the screening is interrupted by a nerd pissing and puking on your neck. I would be permanently traumatized.

That's either a funny joke, or-

Wasn't there a toonami show about evil jewelry conquering the galaxy?

I've been to big movie openings and not to be an asshole, but there are a lot of retards/freaks there so I kind of expect horrible things like that at 1-5 percent of them.
There are locations where you do expect the profoundly disabled or otherwise fucked to shit themselves in public, it's why I don't want to do laps while the elderly are in the pool doing waterobics.
But in a plane they have to land the fucker in some random shithole while they lead the shitter off and then they hose the plane down for two hours.
Your day's gone and all you have to show for it is 10$ worth of food vouchers and the fear that you now have ebola and will turn inside-out spewing blood, shit, and piss inside a decontamination tent.

Well, in the airline's defense, they seem to have landed Willis and those suffering from him in their intended destination in this case. But I do take your point, even though I can honestly say that I've never seen a freak piss on the back of somebody's else's head at a movie theater.

Joke? Willis doesn't know how to make a joke, we all know that.

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So if I sent Willis costume jewelry in the mail he'd shit himself and pass out?

kek

If you really think about it, isn't all clothing a form of accessorized adornment?

is this a grand mal seizure or what?

And why is it always pissing, shitting and vomiting? That seems chronic.

so (((she))) bought progamming socks?

And you assume it wasn't. Says a lot about your trust issues as a person.

> Assuming an intelligent capitalist willingly VOLUNTEERS to increase costs of production
Says a lot about your brain issues as a person

You don't know that.

There has been considerable speculation about what exactly is the fucking matter with the guy, and also why he apparently hasn't ever had it medicated. There's certainly a strong case that he's an epileptic and just too fucking dumb to realize.

I feel obliged to tell you that no matter how hilarious this would be, it cannot be endorsed, even though most likely mailing someone costume jewelry is not a crime anywhere in the world. Don't order Willis costume jewelry from Amazon. Even though you can get a 52-piece pack for $13 with free shipping. It may be cheap, and funny as hell, but you still definitely shouldn't do it.

You don't know they're dirty. You don't even know how they came from her. So again, you fucks are nothing but negative Nacies in every part of your lives I see.

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I probably would jewelry-bomb Willis if I was still a mean teen.
I'm too old to bully people anymore, I have a mortgage.

hijinksposting when

There's probably fifteen years difference. But, it says alot when David admits to not having the best understanding of College life.

Based Shive

In my experience most of the foreign exchange students hang out with other foreign exchange students.

Post the one about how his favorite part of Frozen is when the parents die. It's Willis' entire career in one tweet.

you mean this?

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shortly after the forced genital mutilation.

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No, it's an actual tweet which that comic is based off of. I can't find it but it goes something like "my favorite part of Frozen is when the wave drags the parents into the ocean". Even years later he still obsesses over it.

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Like I said, it so perfectly sums up everything about Willis because he's been living in a better mind hell of "fuck you mom and dad" because he'll never get over being raised a fundie.

>dee-na
>not dye-na

Fuck you too, Willis