ITT: Hypothetical Simpsons episodes

it fucking ends. please.

Only if the form an actual relationship that lasts beyond the episode and is the new status quo

Homer bickers with a couple antagonistic farmers who accuse him of being an upper class white collar city man; Bart falls in love with a classmate that's clearly voiced by an adult who makes no effort to sound 10.

Martin and Milhouse shoot up the school

Lisa converts to Islam after befriending a Muslim refugee boy

Lovejoy is ousted as a pedophile, Flanders denounces his Christian beliefs

Fearing he might lose the next election due to a recent influx of immigrants from neighbouring states, Mayor Quimby builds a fence around the town

Bart, Lisa and even Maggie are addicted to watching Fortnite streamers (special guest Ninja), Homer decides to start his own livestreaming channel.

Bart wins at something, Lisa loses and has to ACCEPT her loss.

Homer's starts a convenience store called: Homer's feed and seed

Formerly Bart
Get it cause it would be Fart instead of feed
Lol

Bart becomes a furry, any sexual aspect is side stepped outside a very mild joke of Homer finding one attractive

Lisa goes to jail

When Sneed's Feed and Seed goes out of business, Sneed and Chuck have to stay with The Simpsons. When they become too much to bare Homer takes over the store to become Homer's Womer and Pomer (Formerly Sneed's (Formerly Chuck's))

Homer buys a roomba, comes home drunk one night and has sex with it

And their character design is eerily more detailed than the rest of the cast

bart plays the fortnitne

Write your own spec script, I'm not giving you my ideas.

Based

Homer get iPad

Has Marge become a robot yet? I think that's the only one left.

>Lisa brags about being so smart and talented after being chosen in a new prestegious University program that lets talented elementary schoolers study for a month at their University
>Before she leaves she gets in an argument with bartand tells him he's useless and won't amount to anything
>Lisa leaves,gets a roommate that at the beginning is similar to her,she loves studying,plays the piano and is very witty...they get along great
>meanwhile at home Bart gets sad because what Lisa said cut him too deep
>To cheer him up marge brings gets him his drums from the attic and tells him he should play them a bit since Lisa isn't around
>He plays them and decides to join a band of other talented kids that also feel worthless but know they at least have musical talents
>Meanwhile Lisa is studying like crazy at the University but is getting avarage grades,her friend studies less and gets better grades
>She gets passive agressive with her when she tries to help her study and is convinced she's cheating,she starts a plan to expose her
>At home,bart opens up to his band members about how he feels like garbage compared to his sister.
>Tells him about his stories,his band mates are convinced not as dumb as he thinks
>Bart dumbfounded
>They tell him if he's fluent in Spanish and french and smart enough to outsmart sideshow Bob over and over again that he isn't dumb,Bart finally sees the light
>Meanwhile Lisa finds out her friend wasn't cheating and gets caught red handed ruffling through the tests in the teachers lounge
>Ex friend gets pissed and tells her that some people are just naturally smarter than her and that she has to deal with it
>Goes home,can't cope
>Marge tries to calm her down at home but is interrupted by Bart practicing
>Lisa is furious,tells Bart he said he would stop drumming but Bart says this is what he loves and he won't stop

>For the rest of the episode his family tries to guilt him into quiting the drums again and the episode ends with him thinking about it and then saying I refuse

After this episode the status quo would change and Bart would have episodes about him overcoming musical obstacles and Making a name for himself

>Character has idea
>Idea backfires
>Family member gives unhelpful advice
>Followed by annoying singing, dancing, chanting
>Commercial break

>Famous comedian and celebrity norm McDonald???
>No kid you must have confused me with someone else
>O..ohh

Guy that looks like norm McDonald goes away and doesn't appear for the rest of the episode

Voiced by norm mcdonald

SCP article based on Simpsons

Seeing how there is one based on Garfield and Minecraft. Why the hell not

It could be about how people who match Simpson characters and tone of the show appear all over the world in all times and how no one finds it strange or unusual for some reason

I'd probably write an edgy mope-fest about what would happen if a family actually choked out their son on the regular to the point of him being brain-damaged, and then blamed him for being retarded and performing poorly in school and turned around and pampered, supported, and praised the younger daughter.
Give it the full sad playwright treatment.

Bart posts a racist tweet and becomes a pariah in Springfield, the family kicks him out and he has to live in a crappy apartment for the next few episodes.

>Lisa is sad because the writers have way too much experience being sad pathetic annoying pretentious nerds with no friends.
>She meets a new girl in town with an overly complex character design and voiced by Nikki Minaj or whatever
>Something something there's things Lisa doesn't like about her something something fidget spinner joke thrown in for good measure
>In the B plot, Homer and Marge are having PG-13 sex for an uncomfortable amount of time.
>They get marital problems
>They resolve it
>They have PG-13 sex again
>Also Bart sticks a nail in Homer's eye and then laughs at his own epic prank

this needs to be made into an episode. Bart NEEDS a victory. Lisa NEEDS to fail.

/thread

^This.

>Special guest: The Dire Straits

Homer, the largest of the Simpsons, simply eats all the others.

homer has a heart attack and is on his death bed. bart tries to steal a heart from the black market but fails and gets killed. lisa gets addicted to heroin and ODs and dies. marge kills herself and sets fire to her and homer's body, the last shot is maggie passing out in a gutter covered with mud and rain.

Homer snaps and runs into the White House, trying to kill Donald Trump with his bare hands for all the atrocities he's committed against the great people of America. Trump kills him instead and orders the rest of the family to be shot. They are, but dying Lisa manages to shoot Trump. The credits roll without any music. It's the final episode.

Moe gets a cellphone.

I wrote two fanscripts once, they were pretty funny but I never finished them.

Moe gets a cellphone. Seriously they haven’t done that. They could easily get an episode of him using tinder, either catfoshing or getting catfished.

The final episode will be an hour long, and it'll be full of outrageous shit. Marge will be cuckolding Homer with every single celebrity guest that's ever been on the show (even the dead ones), with the entire episode just being Marge getting fucked one by one while Homer just sits in the corner, crying as he jerks off and eats a sandwich.

The B-plot will be Lisa becoming transgender, then kicking Bart in the balls nonstop. No cutaways or anything, it's literally just Lester (FtM Lisa) kicking Bart in the balls while screaming about he needs to check his cis white male privilege. Every single person in Springfield will take her side, especially the celebrity guests who are fucking Marge.

It ends with the Simpsons insulting the viewers for being such fucking idiots for continuing to keep them on the air, then they all have an incestuous orgy right in the middle of the living room before vomiting all over each other and slicing their throats. Dr Nick pokes his head in and says "BYE EVERYBODY!", because "LOL REMEMBER WHEN THAT JOKE WAS RELEVANT? XD". Also, he's getting raped by Moe right outside the Simpsons house. Then Selma's Chinese kid walks on screen, waves her hands, and says "That's all, folks!"

The next 40 minutes are just the writers giving up: videos of them shitting on each other, having a huge orgy while covered in shit, footage of people getting shot in the head, footage of babies being skinned alive and fucked, etc. You name it, they have it all. The final 10 minutes are just Matt Groening high as balls on every drug imaginable, screaming into the camera about how much he hates his life before pulling out a shotgun and blowing his fucking brains out all over the wall.

It'll end up being so viewed and talked about, that it renews the Simpsons for another 10 seasons.

Bart and Lisa enter a incestuous relationship ship and it tears the family apart for good. Also the series finale.

You're both wrong.
It'd be Homer's mowers and growers and Bart's farts and sharts. because that's obviously how businesses work when they get new owners. obviously.

>The intro plays but we no characters are seen
>Locations and different angles keep changing as if theres supposed to be something happening in the comepletely empty town of Springfield
>No music at all even during the intro, just ambient sounds fitting to the location
>The credits roll

I would watch the shit out of this!

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I think a future episode would be a great avenue to explore regarding this.

I'm sick of seeing futures where Bart is the failure and Lisa is the successful one.

Homer gets Ipad

Heart of Dorkness
>Skinner is charged for warcrimes, hilarity ensues when he's sent back to the Glorious republic of Vietnam to stand trial (oh and the Simpsons go too for a stupid fucking reason that doesn't matter)
>Special guest star: A Vietnamese-American (or East Asian) celebrity as Skinner's new love interest

A episode where Lisa´s wrong.

Some THOH segments

Universal Skinner
>The Real Seymour Skinner (who is now a cyborg) returns to Springfield to get his revenge

Sideshow Mob
>Springfield Penitentiary is taking a field trip to professor Frink's lab
>Sideshow Bob drinks a potion that gives him the ability to create clones of himself
>They perform a literal one man play and try and kill Bart
>When they have Bart cornered Bart asks who's going to kill him
>The Bobs all fight each other for the glory of killing Bart
>After all the clone Bobs kills each other, the real Bob strikes and kills Bart
>Turns out that Bart was a clone and it ends with Bob being swarmed by Barts

Bars Attacks
>Jon Taffer (playing himself) redesigns Moe's Tavern, turning it into a swinging hotspot
>Turns out Jon and the new patrons are actually Rigellians and they are using Moe's as a meeting place to plan their Earth Invasion
>It's up to Moe and his old patrons to stop them

>A parody of the Twilight zone ep two (starring Homer and Marge) lots of Last Man on Earth references
>It ends with them both killing each other, then two squirrels appear
>"Want to rebuild from the wastes?"
>"Nah, let's throw acorns at those stupid groundhogs!"

>Rabbi Krustofsky's ghosts haunts the Simpson house
>Turns out he wants to spend some quality time with his son
>A montage ensues of Krusty and his ghostly father doing some generic father-son bonding (like playing catch)
>Krusty's father goes off to heaven ("or whatever we jews have")
>It ends with The Simpson house being haunted by the ghost of the father of another secondary character (like Captain McAllister or Duffman)

>The Simpsons go bigfoot hunting (with the Finding Bigfoot team as themselves)
>They find a Bigfoot and run away
>The Bigfoot is a disguised Kang and Kodos who are trick or treating
>Kang asks Kodos why they needed "puny earth confections" in the first place

Marge dies from throat cancer