Zoomer ducks. You will never be so pure

Zoomer ducks. You will never be so pure.

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Today's zoomers are tomorrow's boomers, OP.
We will all return to the dredg heap.

>zoomers
>pure
pick one

What the fuck they were born in 2006. They are little fortnite assholes.

You're right, I can see all their butts.

no

What? It's true!

What does that make Donald and Scrooge? How about Lena? Is Magica a cool wine aunt? How deep does this duck maze go?

Lena is deffo zoomer too.

Scrooge is ancient. Donald is gen x. Magica is boomer.

>Pure
This isn’t Caballeros
Donald is simply best boy

HAHAHAHA ZOOMER DUCKS ARE SO KEKED. THEY GREW UP WITH THE INTERNET AND THEY ARE SMOL

I don't get it.

ASSHOLE. HAVENT YOU HEARD? OTGW SEASON 2 IS COMING OUT.

who has the best butt

Webby.

Lena followed by Magica.

Magica needs boobs. her shadow has them

She needs her accent.

>Donald is gen x. Magica is boomer.
Magica is in the same range as Donald in the comics, adjusted for being a witch.
Doesn't necessarily carry over to the show, though.

Molesting Aunt Magica while she's asleep on the couch!

Louie does not sound like a kid in any way. He's just some really short guy.

Dragon Ball style?

As opposed to the others?

What would be the best way to get Webby to sit onto a face

Let her hang out with Lena.

There should be scores of fanfics on this, in a perfect world...

There are some.

The one in the hood is the coolest

I'm partial to Dewey.

Bet they play fortnite

So who's the poor sod Beakley snu snu'd a child out of

Who is Webby mother? Like oh the boys' great mystery but whatever about her

Who's her father?

It'll probably turn out to be the same dad as the triplets.

Damn Donald really is having the kids

>implying she wouldn't have spells for protection
>implying the crow wouldn't snitch on you
Donald while he was undercover as a spy.

What if straight Webby
Cumming deep in face-down aunty booty!

> Zoomers
> Pure
Zoomers are a bunch of whinny little pricks
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There's only one set of triplets that are pure and they're from another show.

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I would plow them

thread needs Lena

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Those bill animations are asking for it

>Donald

Couldn't be, Donald is still alive. Coitus with Beakley is not an experience you walk away from

who cares bout that.. I just look at their asses and imagine them being my personal cock sleeves

They want Caballero dick

Do not.
Where's her cellphone?
Asking for a kiss.
Platonically of course.

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Have a reaction image while I'm messing about. Longer clip incoming.

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Too poor for cell phone, dirty hobo

>you will never stick your wand deep in Magica's unsuspecting maze and cast spell after spell
Donald can take it. He's tough.

Would you let Lena take a shower in your home? She might steal something

Oh yes, witch flavored magic puns or whatever cutesy lewd description I was not clever enough to make
I want a mature gf so bad

>turtlenecks
What is this impeccable fashion

Webby meets them and discovers the tactalneck

Are you sure she wouldn't lay stiff as a board telling you to do as you must?

>pink is Webby favorite color
>pink hair for bait
I mean Magica had this really planned out, to the point of counting on gayness or I'm sorry best friendship
Das evil

>squircle ducks
is squircle a zoomer shape

They even have a set of black turtlenecks and a grappling hook for their infiltration mission.

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They can grapple my fat one

So is May the middle one
>stealth stealth stealth dynamite
Oh yes

Have to rewatch that ep, but pretty sure it's June with the NVGs.

How does this bitch know Webby, did I miss that episode