No girl will ever love you as much as Helga loved Arnold

I can confirm, I know it's mostly because I'm her son but my mum is the best woman I know.

The only logical conclusion is to make your mother your girlfriend.

or die.
or create a son with a decent enough girl that will love him as much as your mother loves you.

Nah i'll take the first one

Most people aren't attractive user.

>No girl will ever love you
I know

I have one who loves me as much as Helga. She's fucking crazy though, I legitimately would believe she has a shrine of me in her closet.

me too probably. haha
is she salvageable/attractive?

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*Cucks you* Get yourself a real man Helga.

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kek

helga had some LARGE developments in the movie

you would say that

Maybe one does and you just dont know about it yet.

unlikely, but I'd surely fucking hope so

Eh, it's an ebb and flow honestly. Some days she's pretty great looking, but others not so much. I've always had a thing for crazies though, so it doesn't matter much for me

good. It was an unhealthy obsession

the modern world is an unhealthy obsession. at least love is positive.

so close

Stalking isn't love.

not mutually exclusive, sperg

Fixed it.

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Arnold still ended up dating her though. Probably to get to her sister.

well done

>Crazy stalker bitch right down to the closet shrine
Yeah I wouldn't want that either.

What does that have anything to do with this?

coward
digits, homie. how new are you?

good. i was loved once and it was awful. I much prefer to be liked.

>trips
>2000 away from quads
>nothing else to it
What are you on about

>linking to oot trips when the only oot get you're only supposed to bother is octos/septs
I think you're the new one here derailing a thread to make everybody waste time on meaningless shit.

Not true. I had a female stalker at one point, it's not as sexy as you think to have someone literally obsess over you. Obsession is often a symptom of some kind of mental disorder and not only are crazys not hot, they can be dangerous to you, your family, and themselves.

You are a literal faggot for not marrying her and railing the pussy 3 times a day.

I'm OP, you niggling mendacious pieces of shit

there were two
one died and the other one might kill me

Wow that means you're new AND a faggot

neither, you dumb shithead

Incorrect, she was probably my first cartoon crush.

we need an edit where its stewie

I want a tsundere girlfriend

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you say that but they manage to suck all the fun out of sex and romance and it becomes just another chore you to do keep them happy.

>I want a tsundere girlfriend
>posts yandere
What did he mean by this.

>im-fucking-plying

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That last panel gets me everytime
But also

Yeah this is pretty much how it would go for me too.

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I don't know man. She was pretty obsessive and cruel to Arnold while believing she loved him. She might have been projecting her warped view of what love is onto him instead of actually caring about Arnold for who he was.

If she loved him, she wouldn't have been so ashamed to hide it.

That's what made her compelling to watch.

That's not true at all op. My gf keeps a shrine of me in her closet

Chicks like this are just insecure.

I know, OP. I know it too well.

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Yes she would "You beat the boy" how in the hell is Arnold going to love her back even she knows this and even when it slipped out in the 2001 movie
look at Arnold's reaction

youtube.com/watch?v=pbmHgLH4xyM

I've never seen such an interesting mix of yandere and tsundere

It hurts Yea Forumsmrades.

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>She might have been projecting her warped view of what love is onto him instead of actually caring about Arnold for who he was.

I think that's tackled in the episode where she goes to therapy to some extent. She loves him because of his purity and kindness, which she doesn't receive from her own family.

>If she loved him, she wouldn't have been so ashamed to hide it.

Again, in the therapy episode she is conditioned to not show affection towards him because all of the other kids laugh at her when she shows that she likes him. It sets her down her bully path.

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Will any girl ever hate me as much as Helga hated Arnold?

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So THESE are Stewie Griffin's real parents.

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>helga had some LARGE developments in the movie

What were they thinking?

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>tfw no gypsyfu to make you break your vows

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bump

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No shitposter will ever repost this as much as OP did this thread

That after the timeskip she would start to look like Olga and their mom.

Dude, love isn't real. No one will every love you, me or anyone.

I know

imagine being Brainy

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Watched this episode today, what the fuck was she thinking.

subtle

>what the fuck was she thinking.

That Arnold would be too dense to notice that she looks and sounds like Helga and doesn't know any French beyond what she gleaned from a cassette while getting changed.

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Why is Phoebe even there

Helga is only the surrogate.

If you would resign yourself to despair, remember, and take heart. You are not alone here. Though I have never met you I call you brother. When you hurt I hurt. When you laugh I laugh. I am with always. Go and let your mind be at ease, as a tree in the gentle wind of a summer evening. You are not alone.

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>Helga is only the surrogate.

The thought of that even happening is depressing as hell considering how much she goes through.

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jeez, no kidding

Best episode. Change my mind.

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Yeah, I know.

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we need an edit where the baby looks like Gerald

Christmas special is my favourite. Also Crabby Author is pretty touching.

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>that one (of several) episode(s) where Arnold gets cucked

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neither are you

Was it rape?

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>girls can't rape

This is the key.

A girl DID love you, user. Just as much as Helga loved Arnold. Possibly more, infinitely more.

But she was too ugly for you. And that's fine, we all have our standards. But you've made your choice.

What if it was a neanderthal girl?

>no unibrow

Disgraceful.

Came here to post this

You are correct

>But you've made your choice.

Don't call it a grave. It's the future he chose.

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Rude.

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>no one will ever love you period
ftfy

>helga isn't attractive

She grows up to be, canonically. If you like Slav girls that is.

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valid
fuck, if only she took those shoes off...

>wonder how many noticed she has by the end the Dead Anime mom hairstyle

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Aren't most of those portrayals of her as an adult simply her imagination? Tits aside, how do we know she's really going to be that attractive?

thank fuck for that

Good

hello gays
extrapolation from her mom and Olga

president helga was her dream
last shot was canon future