Unironically the best waifu
Unironically the best waifu
Ayden Garcia
Jayden Walker
No.
Leo Bailey
I mean I'm not doubting you but those captions don't scream waifu material
Josiah Collins
This almost sounds like my character, what the hell.
Jaxon Ortiz
Yes, you are me.
Nathaniel Reyes
Well to each their own, but I would disagree with you.
Cooper Powell
Wrong
Ryder Reyes
Noah Bell
Daily Reminder that Shinzo Abe wants you to breed.
Bentley Allen
>mygrandfather'sfamily.jpg
Anthony Diaz
Except for the gaming thing and the implied long hair and healthy weight, that's pretty much my wife.
Even the glasses are similar.
David Nguyen
Holy shit lucky
Samuel Wright
No, no she's not. ;___;
Based
Juan Peterson
Reminder that she exists
Christian Adams
>Tfw no no-eyed gf from nowhere mankind can go
Easton Robinson
I don't think I'll ever understand the obsession some Anons have with this one
Dominic Jenkins
>No noodle limbs
>Eyes not beady dots
>clearly not a stick
Where's the CalArts?
Dominic Garcia
The waifu you should be Frenching user.
Kevin Ross
Why won't people fold her stock down?
Nathan Gutierrez
That's your mistake user. A versatile beauty like the spaz-12 doesn't need to.
Any gun can do her job, she just looks good doing it.
Cameron Perez
I'm commandeering this thread.
It's not officially a GF/BF thread!
Hudson Ross
Jaxon Stewart
Matthew Cox
Cooper Clark
David James
>No short shorts
Dropped
Anthony Reed
Chase Evans
What I do for the sake of a half-baked joke
Joseph Perry
>Do you want me to flex like "she'?
what?
Julian Long
I hope the jannies are sleeping
Leo Rogers
Grayson Bailey
>Inb4 spanish
Easton Gutierrez
Stop watching hentai you prick!
Isaiah Edwards
Is there a new wave emo gf? Just checking
Alexander Murphy
>Spanish
Jace Reyes
wow this is so relatable
Caleb White
>perfect
>ashma
Why? The person who did this had a disablled girl fetish?
John Lewis
that's really hot
Nolan Clark
>self deprecation
She's mine!
Michael Carter
Justin Peterson
>Greek LARPing as Roman
>best
Ethan Robinson
You can have psychologically damaged GF
Mason Lewis
Chase Turner
I hate these threads.
Thomas Walker
Lower your standards!
You don't deserve a Unicorn!
Henry Clark
She’s perfect shut your mouth
Mason Reyes
Well do I have the Perfect GF for you!
Jaxon Edwards
Eh, I'll take and protect it.
Henry Powell
That's the kind of girl that would drug you, drag you down to her basement and keep you chained there. Fucking hot.
Aiden Garcia
Bully me please!
Luis Hernandez
oh man, that actually sounds kinda nice
Jeremiah Bell
Cheeki Breeki!!
(Did I say that right?)
Andrew Rodriguez
Coughing fetish actually
Zachary Myers
*seductive honking*
Elijah King
R.I.P. sweetie :(
Nathaniel Myers
That's a new one. Is there any reasoning behind it?
William Hall
Absolutely Perfect.
Joshua Clark
>Encouraging Robbery
Top tier GF
Andrew Ward
Christ-Chan would be Proud.
Gabriel Bell
I am, I know, but I wish she played at least a bit.
Maybe I'm being selfish with that, though.
Zachary Miller
I wasted it on "Gentle Femdom GF"
Evan Stewart
Where do I find a guy like this? I'd love to shit talk our single parents and cuddle with him. My only problem is that while I can get more muscular, I can't get taller.
Aaron Cruz
Sounds gay, user. nice.
Blake Lewis
I'll see you in /r9k/
Aiden Anderson
Hunter Anderson
Mostly a thing since childhood. The sound of people coughing was always fascinating to me, and the scenarios that cause people to cough were too. At first it was a fascination then it evolved into a fetish
Zachary Long
INCEST
Charles Hill
>ywn have a Northern European BF
:(
Levi Murphy
But how do you get a bully gf in the first place? I want one.
Jordan Hernandez
Why do I relate so hard
Jaxson Brooks
Robert Thomas
Tick these boxes
_ Are you less than 5'4?
_ Do you have an adorable foreign accent?
_ Are you Surrounded by women who are taller and stronger than you?
_ Are you socially inept?
If you didn't check all of the boxes, I'm sorry fren.
Jace Gonzalez
This is for all the Yea Forumserates out there.
Juan Adams
Dam I'm 5'6"
Benjamin Baker
ITT: Pam is best GF
Henry Cruz
i love short boys too
Austin Martinez
Daniel Butler
Fool!
Doctor Doom will do as (s)he pleases!
Ethan Thomas
Brandon Russell
>I can't get taller
Try harder, please. I believe in you!
Brayden Russell
Lower your standards!
You don't deserve a Unicorn! (BF Edition)
Jace Watson
Levi Evans
>tfw no Bourgeoisie GF
:(
Levi Reyes
>Sukeban
>Sukeban studios is in Venezuela
Hope they escape.
Jace Richardson
>I hope im still growing.
>I want to be taller than you.
Step aside, little babby.
Brayden Murphy
Says you.
Jacob Cook
Asher Wilson
>ywn play cave explorer with your giantess gf
Matthew White
> triggering /fit/
Aaron Peterson
>actual anatomy
worst one
Thomas Garcia
Im gonna cum user
Jason Howard
Jayden Wright
Jacob Green
I just realized I said "not" instead of "now"
It's *now* officially a GF/BF Thread.
Charles Watson
aaand I'm a meme.
(Just need the HRT)
Carson Fisher
Anthony Ortiz
Masturbation or Incest?
Connor White
Best girls are here now
Wyatt Ross
I just wouldn't be able to live with myself.
Evan Jackson
>not posting best gf
Adam Lewis
Sugoi!!
Jonathan Watson
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jace Sullivan
If only.
Jackson Hughes
>you know you shouldn't fuck crazy
>you know what will happen if you fuck crazy
>you know that crazy will mess up everything in your life, no matter how much the sex she wants seems like the best thing ever it would never be worth the cost
...I want to fuck this crazy.
Ethan Bell
Moar food!
Jose Lopez
You must be know what i talking about
Luke Turner
Could somebody make a Mary Marvel GF image like this?
Xavier Hughes
Really it's the Brazen part that makes it work.
Nicholas Howard
God dam, Anne Frank was a cute little jewess. I wish I was Nazi guard at the camp she was shipped to. I would watch her from afar. I'd call her over and watch her walk up to me with her head down in fear. I'd tell her to close her eyes, she'd comply, tears falling down her cheeks as she waits for death, but it would never come. Instead I'd place my hand on her face, then tell her she can go. I'd watch her sigh with relief, and walk away, so caught up in her continued survival that she doesn't question my behavior. Over the next few times she would understand my motives. Each time I would touch her more, then in her most sensitive places. She would simply look down and endure it, maybe she'd cry, maybe she would just give in. One day I'd lose control, I'd push her down waiting for her little arms to push back, waiting for her to kick back with as much force as she could muster, but she wouldn't. The camp has already shattered her spirit. This poor girl, her suffering, her broken dreams, shattered soul, it would make me hard beyond belief. I would violate her, violently. I would watch her cry silently as I thrust into her. I'd hold her close, hug her tightly, and plead with her to not hate me; I cum. I fire my seed deep withing her, watching her shallow breathes gradually slow. She would look away and a pang of guilt would hit me. I'd try to comfort her, to apologize, but she'd push me away. With renewed effort she'd fight, fight like she'd wish she had before. Self-Ioathing would take hold of her and she'd walk away, ignoring me, expecting me to shoot her in the back but I would never do that.
it's a copypasta you dips
Hunter Butler
For all of you who want to make their own GF/BF posts.
Andrew Reyes
Brody Williams
How can she tell if it's tight?
Ian Jones
Carter Morgan
There's only room in my heart for 1 goblin.
Jackson Gonzalez
You don't just thrust it in out of nowhere, you gotta work it open with your fingers first.
Juan Thomas
I completely forgot about the process.
John Ortiz
I think we can all get behind this.
Thomas Bell
Nathaniel Taylor
>"weird fetishes"
What a fucking blank check.
Camden Kelly
If you imagine her without Bob Epic Team voices or the male voices, you're a weirdo!
Nathan Howard
>netorare
fuck off fagot
Gabriel Scott
Dylan Green
But what if you're Aquaman?
Jeremiah Williams
But would you love her for who she is?
William Flores
This still applies
Aaron Moore
This should answer your question.
Henry White
Poor /fit/...
Worse that/r9k/
Henry Turner
Well we must destroy you now!
Noah Thomas
It's also just a little bit of teasing.
Jason Bailey
hot
Adrian Reed
You'd be surprised that I actually don't read comics.
Blake Garcia
I can't do it, user. I'm almost 21 and still 5'2.
Adrian Hernandez
>long lost sister
Easton Green
I wonder if J.K. Rowling ever made that American Harry Potter book
Jordan Howard
>the closest we'll ever get to a Hyena GF
Parker Lopez
she's romantic as fuck
Blake Young
At least she don't need a strap-on to pegging you
Nathaniel Perry
Justin Myers
>not goblin bean-counter
you don't know how to stack meat and it fucking shows.
Parker Wright
Holy shit this has to be intentional cringe right?
Dominic Gray
Hey buddy, I got the "A fistful of Cutlets" achievement without help from the wiki!
Brody Robinson
that makes me want to beat my meat
David Diaz
Obviously.
Basically I joke and I do shit without seriousness because it's not worth showing superiority as a human being here.
Lincoln Roberts
>/bant/
>The last pocket of what Yea Forums was.
Ryder Morales
:>
This makes.me fuzzy
Eli Baker
>eat me user!
>drink me user!
Christian Lee
I can never eat shark fin soup again.
Not that I have.
Samuel Fisher
a MIGHTY NEED
Jason Hernandez
Brody Lewis
What every single one of you deserve!
Chase Scott
Mason Scott
Jonathan Stewart
No wonder you're all incels. This thread is a disaster.
Brody Thompson
So....
Does she get Minstrel cramps?
Ethan Rogers
Daniel Howard
Jayden Powell
>tfw no eldritch onee-san to mommydom you
literally what's the point in going on?
Julian Lee
Carson Cooper
Jace Diaz
Nathaniel Moore
This is just me as a woman.
>ywn exhibit the exact same Asperger's traits as this qt3.14
Why even live?
Dylan Wood
Nathaniel Rivera
Jason Jones
>Can't wait to divorce you in 20 years because I'm actually miserable, but I'm not currently allowed to express emotion around you
Henry Evans
I fucking love that series
James Martin
>tank obsesed gf
i just know that cant be real
James Roberts
youtube.com
LET'S ROCK
Wyatt Wilson
>nhentai link
huh, not bad
>netorare
Oh fuck off
Ayden Watson
does anyone have the pulp gf one saved?
Henry Cox
>not even a hint of "neither of us will be virgins"
ONE JOB
Nathaniel Wood
fucking cringe
Robert Robinson
Literally one guy posted like half of these.
That guy being me
Aiden White
Based
Josiah Bell
Bentley Nguyen
Jose Collins
>I love you for who you are.
Well, that alone is enough for me.
Bentley Richardson
Eli Turner
Nolan Miller
I never stop dancing like this
youtube.com
Julian Ortiz
Kayden Davis
Gavin Diaz
Oliver Reyes
hell yea
(anyone have this pic in higher res?)
Landon Bell
Mason Murphy
Your wife is a fucking gold mine. And you better take care of her, you lucky asshole.
Colton Edwards
Wyatt Smith
Is she blackpilled as hell?
Evan Young
Mason Smith
Whoever made this hasn't watched a single cartoon made after the turn of the millennium
Jayden Kelly
Matthew Gonzalez
Please! I can only get so erect!
Jacob Moore
>mfw written a pegging scene in a novel
Holy shit
Eli Green
Honk Honk
Camden Gonzalez
Anthony Wright
Basically Aela?
John Martin
We haven't had a BF in a while. I'm disappointed.
Andrew Myers
>Slimy gf
I'm not sure if that's kinda gross or really hot.
Jace Lewis
Jeremiah Nelson
It's Yea Forums
Of course it's hot!
Jack Jenkins
Eli Cooper
>needing a strapon
I can’t edit for shit. Is there a pre-existing chart that matches with this?
Or can somebody make one?
Oliver Lewis
Nathaniel Bennett
I hope there wasn't a pre-existing property for this GF meme to come out of.
Luis Reyes
Holy shit, this is a new level of animal fucking.
Stop
Evan Morris
Michael White
Anthony Bell
Mason Morris
Easton Wood
Zachary Kelly
Kayden Peterson
That's actually sad. Don't go away imaginary gf!
Levi Roberts
"Layers of White"
It's one of the most horrifying and hottest hentai out there. You should read it.
Jaxon Thompson
This is literally my ex.
It's all fun and games until they actually do go trans. Trust me, anons, it's not worth it.
Gabriel Ward
Lucas Murphy
Nice to know that my efforts on samefagging paid off.
Christopher Parker
Elijah Evans
Austin Fisher
Lies. Men hate karaoke
Leo Sanders
> Men hating Karaoke
Maybe with other people
Easton Murphy
is this vinesauce?
Noah Kelly
Chase Perry
Can anybody find me, somebody to loooooove ooh.
Isaac Evans
Angel Martinez
Zachary Ross
Ok, fuckers, we need depressing charts.
No, this isn't a fucking "dead by your hand" GF, this is PTSD-related.
Easton Martin
I used to be this type.
I stay at my parents house and don't go out. Ever.
I still don't. There's no way to meet me, I'm sorry.
Andrew Davis
Carson Anderson
How did she act? And were you gay for having a gf that was trans? Do you go out with guys now?
Zachary Sullivan
Brandon Kelly
Justin Ortiz
Grayson James
I CAN'T
Luke Bell
oc
Carter Sullivan
I need that gf in my life. Preferably better at drawing than I am so I can be envy of her skills and she can teach me how to draw like her.
Mason Powell
Ryan Gomez
Elijah Collins
Song for that shit.
youtube.com
GET FUNKY
Thomas Allen
Isaiah Gomez
NO GF, PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME! ITS MY FAULT, I MADE YOU SAD AND YOU DROVE AWAY AND A TRUCK HIT YOUR CAR!!! PLEASE STAY WITH ME.
Robert Rodriguez
Jayden Harris
But that's pink.
Thomas Jenkins
She acted exactly like that image describes. Loved the idea of domming but secretly wanted to be dominated 24/7. Loved the shit out of wrestle-sex.
I don't consider myself gay because as soon as she made the choice to commit to FtM I bounced. We still talk, and she hasn't gone through with any surgeries yet. Maybe some day she'll mature out of it and I'll get my perfect dream girl back, but until then I'll keep doubting whether or not I've actually gotten over her or not.
William Jones
>Starco image reaction
Your story is fine, but your taste is shit.
Get fucked
Ian Torres
Before that
Lincoln Reed
Thomas Price
Ryder Flores
I prefer a inducing coma GF in that case.
Right, Majima?
Aaron Cook
Oliver Taylor
Never seen the show and would likely hate from what I've seen/heard. I just love tomboy X trap stuff, there's so little of it.
Wyatt Wright
>Tfw
Andrew Bennett
Christopher Reed
That sounds amazing. You must save her body from the surgeries before it's too late. Convert her back to femininity.
Ryder Allen
Well... in that case.
Get blessed
David Adams
Joseph Edwards
Michael Campbell
Chase Stewart
>Time to get fucked, stud
i hate this quote
Angel Reed
Dominic Ward
Ethan Watson
Asher Wright
you forgot to add 300k in debt
Brandon Morales
I sing Karaoke with my friends almost all the time. Granted, I need to have a couple of beers inside first.
Zachary Cruz
>except she's fat
lmao
Michael Scott
Anthony Wright
>Inferior
FTFY
Leo Perry
Fuck. Too close to home.
Joshua Bailey
Nah, the last time i sang this with friends.
youtube.com
Easton Jackson
totally improved
Thomas Watson
>please stop playing hospice on repeat
Lost it.
Henry White
Oh boy. I like this one.
Daniel Jackson
I've literally jacked off to this stupid stick figure sequence.
David Miller
Luis Ortiz
How many of you guys have actually jerked off to these stick figure memes
Nolan Rivera
Not once.
Angel Allen
Brandon Hill
Fuck you, denial asshole.
David Smith
Jaxson Anderson
Pretty sure these are to help you fuel your mind so you can masturbate to your imagination.
Christian White
Levi Butler
It's hot. I want a growing giant gf.
Jason Jackson
Jaxon Carter
Y
Kevin Sanders
John Fisher
Basado y rojo pildereado, saco wea culiao
Isaiah Reed
Luis Wilson
Jeremiah Thomas
Tomboys are proof that God exists and He loves us and He wants us to be happy.
Ayden Jackson
>I vaporized your ex gf
Nice robot gf.
Hunter Jenkins
This is very close to my wife except for the having kids part
[Spoiler]soon[/spoiler]
Landon Lewis
William Lopez
You're just gay.
Landon Ortiz
Is she gonna be raped by the mc's best friend?
Christian Morales
FUGGG
Jonathan Hill
How tip user, you don't need the forward slash at all.
I learned that the hard way :/
Adrian Stewart
Shut the fuck up right now motherfucker
Landon Cook
>tfw this is exactly my type
>tfw likes older and taller women
>tfw I'm an eternal loli
Fuck it's unfair
Josiah Rivera
It's not the fact I dont have one that hurts it's the fact I'm a happy adult and the first question my family asks every time we contact each other is if I have any girlfriend as though there's some kind of problem with simply wanting to live peacefully alone I just want to be left alone and they won't stop asking the same question for the past five years
Nicholas Rivera
Stand your damn ground and stand up to your parents.
Your family doesn't have the rights to pry into your social life.
Angel Adams
>tfw a woman with aspergers
You don't want this you'd be an emotional mess
Leo Jackson
Fuck you.
Robert Morris
How can we all forget about best GF?
Brody Russell
Jesus, man what the fuck?
Jordan Murphy
Hello there fellow robot.
Carter Perez
Underrated
Kayden Nelson
Underrated and actually Yea Forums-related
Wyatt Nelson
Why is this actually warming my heart? Is there something wrong with me?
Henry Harris
Then why did you post a picture of one?
Gabriel Taylor
>is that a bowl of eggs?
Fucking lost
Cameron Barnes
I get all those references =(
Hudson Morales
To remind you to lower your standards.
Sebastian Bennett
This thread makes me feel pretty old as a married 28 year old guy.
Yea Forums's really on the younger side as far as boards go for, huh?
Isaac Hall
It's because normalfags have colonized this board
newfags like me
Robert Cox
me too several times
Lucas Thomas
We can't keep rebuilding the White House!
Jose Rogers
speaks the truth, though if we're being honest Yea Forums's average age was probably much younger in it's early days.
Isaiah Gonzalez
I work at a daycare in NM where the staff is 90% middle age Hispanic ladies, and holy shit is this acurate.
Brayden White
I should've left a long time ago, but old habits die hard.
Even though we're bound to get new blood, most people really do not leave so you have a ton of older people floating around.
What the fuck, this is literally my wife.
Change spaghetti for Ramen and make her a weeb and bam. She cooks a lot of chicken alfredo too, what the actual hell. Is this a new meme food or something.
Isaiah Thomas
If your wife can make ramen (not that store bought stuff) she realism a weeb.
Robert Powell
Benjamin Walker
ITS ALL IVE EVER WANTED IN A WOMAN. WHERES MY AUTISTIC BATTLE CRAVED GF REEEEEEEEEE.
Hunter Richardson
>tfw you couldn't take over the holy lands after 5 attempts
Robert Morales
I am the one that makes the Ramen, I make the broth at home and do my best, it's way better than store bought, but not restaurant quality
We're both weebs though, more like retired weebs we dont really watch much nowadays.
Christian Jackson
Fuck off, normalfag.
John Richardson
Getting married is nothing special, user.
I've been here forever and I've tried to leave, it does not work.
Mason Rodriguez
You better have posted a Makoto GF with all these posts.
Jackson Martinez
I find the homemade stuff to taste better since you put your passion into making it I hope the both of you are happy.
I wonder if I'll ever have that
Alexander Price
I doubt that you are actually married since a married person would spend his time having sex instead of going on 4channel. But if you are actually married, then please leave as this website is tailored to virgins (save for a few containment boards).
P.S.: There are a bunch of failed normalfags on /r9k/ who would say that getting married is very special
Thomas Gonzalez
>Show me that huge ass you have.
E.. excuse me?
Blake Gonzalez
Honestly what worked for me was to stop trying chasing women.
We were friends for a very long time before we ever dated.
YMMV and all that jazz, but you know.
>spend his time having sex instead of going on 4channel
Damn it really shows that you're young and not married. In the lives of your usual workaholic couple, you only ever do it like once a week. Do you think couples spend every waking moment having sex? HAHAHA maybe in the first few newlywed months.
>/r9k/
Well listing one of the worst boards here is like a pretty bad example isn't it? Why would anybody ever use /r9k/ willingly?
Sebastian Scott
I do. I'm a normies but I genuinely like /r9k/
Once you get past all the autists and angry virgins, there are genuinely interesting people there.
Kind of sad that a lot of posters just "vanished"
Brandon Price
>not married
Of course I'm not, faggot. That's the entire point. If you want to talk about comics/cartoons you should really stick to reddit, tumblr, or some other website. I do not know why you thought it was a good idea to discuss your interests on a website for socially inept weirdos. And I did not say that couples spend all their time having sex but it doesn't make much sense for a married person to waste his time talking about nerd stuff instead of having sex. The only reason I can think of is if that person has an estranged marriage.
Samuel White
>comics/cartoons
Huh, you're in an offtopic about SOs.
>waste his time talking about nerf stuff instead of having sex
No offense, but you're a virgin too aren't you?
Sex is not the ULTIMATE END ALL BE ALL ACTIVITY, people have other interests too.
Besides the wife is asleep, so I'm shitposting for a bit in a clearly offtopic thread.
Elijah Ross
So this then?
Yandere here means Yankee + Dere btw
Logan Phillips
Well, I'm officially out of GF's to post.
I want this thread to reach the image limit.
Henry Brooks
Amelia GF when
Alexander Peterson
This is the correct answer.
Angel Taylor
>my ex gf was latino
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FOR POSTING THAT AND FUCK ME FOR READING THAT
ITS ALL TRUE FUCK
THAT FUCKING FEEL WHEN NO GODDAMNED GIRLFRIEND
Benjamin Miller
Then you're in one spicy relationship.
Adrian Evans
Evan Smith
>Huh, you're in an offtopic about SOs.
About 2D girlfriends. None of these girls are 3D. You have a lot to learn if you think 2D and 3D girls are equal.
>you're a virgin too aren't you
I think you're finally understanding the type of people this website is actually for.
If sex is not your favorite activity then it seems as though that you are in a failure of a marriage. Too bad you can't get out of it without losing half of your stuff.
Christopher Bailey
FtM social programming is an attempt to eradicate tomboys.
Michael Hernandez
jesus. is you're only knowledge of the 50's from propaganda films like Pleasantville?
Chase Rivera
based on how much force is required to plunge it in, and how much force is required to pull it out.
Andrew Gonzalez
Except for the part about right leaning beliefs I kinda identify with that.
Evan Williams
ah wait I interpreted the image to mean mtf in denial, hence acting like they don't want to be girly
also how do I get a cute trap gf Yea Forums
Nathaniel Rivera
Good luck with that my dude.
Kevin Bennett
But seriously, is there a name for Trap X ReverseTrap/Tomboy? Because that shit turns me on like nothing else.
Justin Roberts
Yea Forums will defend this
Mason Turner
Wtf this is me, i'm 24 tho, nobody wants to date a 24 years old single guy
Thomas Torres
Wait until you are between 28 and 30.
Asher Ortiz
puta madre user. era odioso el puto shitposteo que se hacia con esa gata de mierda y traes tu mierda de imagen aquí.
Logan Lee
phew. 31. guess I'm OK then.
Thomas Hernandez
Your mind is really broken and you dont understand how sex works within a healthy marriage, or at all for that matter, so please dont talk about it.
Hope your life gets better.
Jack Anderson
based
Isaiah Hughes
>if sex is not your #1 activity you have a failing marriage
Are you actually an ince-
>you cant get out of it without losing half your stuff
Yep. mgtow too. And yet you probably wonder why you are a virgin.
Henry Rivera
Anyone got the BF that was based off an user's friend?
Angel Thompson
And I'm balding, I think. So what?
Chase Hughes
Can she be an air pirate?
Hunter Hughes
Not an argument.
>being unable to comprehend that some people are volcels instead of incels
I'm not really part of this MGTOW movement but I do have no desire to get married or lose my virginity.
Owen Hughes
Aaaaaaaand, here goes the thread.
Nice while it lasted, everyone. As always, supervillain GF takes the cake by a wide margin to nobody's surprise. See you all next thread.
Andrew Evans
oh fuck I'm this, does that mean I'm sexually repressed
Xavier King
Sauce?
Adrian Rogers
And then what?
Ethan Price
well you're certainly not comfortable with your sexuality
Benjamin Morgan
>Looks like my father
Got the lesson?
On an unrelated note the amount of onions ITT is skyrise.
Justin Stewart
Charles Cook
"Perfectly normal" baker gf (with cosplay)
Bentley Bailey
>haha that's me I'M the crazy gf
>(just need hrt)
Great.
Maybe that'll be the final push you need to do an 40%, dude.
Easton Myers
Christopher Clark
Deep down we all want to be loved by something that's better than us.
Chase Miller
Not really. Some people want to be adored by those who are inferior to them.
Christian Scott
Realtalk, I somehow ended up going on a couple dates with a girl like this back in college and she was a fucking nightmare.
She wanted to drive for some reason and so picked me up.
Her cars playing some weird shrill weeb music. Upon questioning she explained the it was a recorded version of herSELF singing anime theme songs in Japanese.
Well fuck, I think to myself.
As we head to the Japanese Steakhouse.
Food was decent, but I had to apologize to everyone at the table multiple times for how loud she had gotten.
Never date one of these
Robert Rogers
You should've countered by blasting Eurobeat even louder.
Jack Reyes
i want a ghost friend to hang out with
Liam Ross
I don’t speak Taco Bell
Nathaniel Smith
Post tfw gf
Brody Ross
Nolan Rodriguez
im scaaarrred
Andrew Bell
It's beautiful. It makes me want the gf to have Stockholm syndrome
Ryder Miller
I wonder what ever happened to them
Daniel Barnes
Congrats, you got me to fap
Michael Martin
I want to cuddle with my growing giantess gf.
Jose Cruz
What name? pinocho?
Joseph Fisher
You are all so, very, very wrong.
Jaxon Torres
This is a bad post.
Luis Rodriguez
I want a friend like this.
Kayden Mitchell
Weird noone's posted this one yet.
Blake Ortiz
It seems you misspelled "cuck princess"
Sebastian Lopez
That's not Marco.
Sebastian Clark
Wait. I just noticed that was wasn't Star.
Ignore me
Jeremiah Russell
...saved
Aaron Anderson
>This is a bad post.
That's an understatement
David Phillips
Sebastian Davis
Jesus user
Sebastian Baker
We don't hate Bolivians, do we?
Kevin Baker
Bottom left made me genuinely sad.
Anthony Roberts
>Best Friend.
Actually, he's dead
Leo Edwards
Too late.
I was planning to do a Majima BF but no.
Ayden Baker
Always my friends and close they bother me that I have a great butt.
Aaron Brooks
Jeremiah Hill
please tell me you're going to therapy user
Ryan Miller
hot
Xavier Williams
Everyone has a minor-but-not-debilitating-disease fetish. Not because it's a disease, but because it's a flaw that doesn't affect you. Disliking Mary Sues is still a thing even when the Mary Sue is real.
Nathan Gonzalez
You clicked on the wrong post and now everybody is cringing at you. Everybody.
Julian Adams
Fuck, why do I have a boner?
I dont like fats or fattening, but why is this bonerrific?
Luke Wood
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jacob Hughes
Why do you deny me the sweet taste of Majima's splendor!?
Adrian Richardson
>no *extends middle finger dramatically*
ONE. JOB!!!
Jace Sanders
>meat is murder
>abortion is wrong
You were so close.
Thomas Sanders
Is this me?
Samuel Davis
What? That is Star.
Leo Smith
Kek
Jack Anderson
Pal.
I work & i'm very tired today.
Leo Gutierrez
Then ignore me again.
Dominic Johnson
God, women are awful
Mason Miller
Fuck you. If I should have to get in shape AND have a job AND be sociable and charismatic AND constantly look after my appearance, fashion and surroundings just so a woman will give me the time of day, why do you get to lounge around like a subhuman and get treated like you're worthy of love?
Dominic Carter
I'm having a barbecue friday?
Well shit, guess I gotta have one now. Yall bring your own shit and I'll cook it up.
Hunter Hall
Angel Cruz
You better be making smash Burger King!
Isaiah Fisher
>dances in public
HOLY SHIT
Cameron Morris
I didn't highjack a thread for nothing!
Alright, I did, but I still want a Majima BF!
Oliver Powell
Based
Jason Hughes
The best i can do
Asher Allen
>picking on someone with already cripplingly low self esteem for essentially daydreaming
good think you don't have a gf, you'd make for an abusive boyfriend. what are you even trying to achieve?
Blake Gutierrez
Justin Sullivan
I'm sure all the people posting 'mommy gf' or whatever else fetish deserve them too. Jesus Christ, let someone have a daydream ideal gf/bf in a ideal gf/bf thread.
Jaxson Parker
>Had GFs like this
>Am like this myself
Holy fuck end my life please.
Evan James
>Doom will do you as she pleases.
but it would be prefered if you concented
William Brown
T.Peter Parker
Austin Anderson
I'd take Chubby GF
Evan Ortiz
That's Rad.
Needs more fighting euphemisms for sex
Parker White
Noah Murphy
Julian Ross
She wouldn't fuck you if you're aquaman.
HATRED DOESN'T SEE GENDER
Brandon Lewis
this could be me and i wouldn't even know
Jackson Harris
HOLY SHIT ASIANS DANCING WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Landon Cooper
Isaiah Foster
I unironically find this attractive.
There is just something appealing to someone who is do full of life.
Isaiah Smith
You keep flying like that and you'll die real soon!
Blake Flores
Ah Shinzo Abe prime minister of japan GF my favorite
Juan Nelson
No user she is a step beyond Clownpilled. When you except the clown world we live in the only way to move on is to become a clown yourself.
David Barnes
like a bubbly man butt? i mean, i get it, but a girl demanding to see a butt is still absurd
Xavier Morgan
But what if she's pegging GF?
David Wright
I had fun hijacking this thread and I thank all of you that contributed to my shitposting.
Parker Reed
No problem, my friend.
Camden Scott
Cute
Colton Gonzalez
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG YOU WERE THE KING OF CARROT FLOWERS
Jaxon Kelly
I don't wanna fuck her, I just wanna give her a hug.
Jose Brooks
More like tank girl lmao
Gabriel Collins
here's your (you)
Evan Powell
Christopher Hill
She's your GF user.
Henry James
All of these are ideal types, none of them exist. You'll spend your entire life searching for someone that is as real as real as a daydream.
Probability dictates that what lies beyond is naught more than perpetual disappointment. Curiously, you still venture out. Why?
Jaxon Roberts
Are you ok user?
Hunter Myers
Yeah lad I'm fine
Realistically my previous post was internal dialogue. It's just sobering to realize that the piece that completes the puzzle is one that has been excluded from the set
Connor Bennett
That is the funniest and most coincidental conclusion you will ever come to.
Connor Foster
I HAVE COME FROM Yea Forums TO DELIVER THIS ONTO YOU.
Mason Harris
How is this /r9k/ shit Yea Forums-related?
William Williams
oh sweetheart, she exists, you know she does. although she may have flaws, something rarely seen in these scenarios. but i promise you, it's almost impossible she doesn't exist
go to a place where your most ideal girl is likely to hang out a few times. or go to an app that lets you find people with similar interests or whatever and i promise you something like her exists. after that see if you can compromise. and don't give me that "no one will like me" shit because thats not true and you fucking know it
don't let probability dictate your life, go ahead and do what i said now. i mean it. what's stopping you from doing this right now?
go get her user
Zachary Gutierrez
I tried to make mine into a comic, but I can't seem to convince anyone else to do the same.
Cooper Myers
Xavier White
wasnt expecting such heartfelt advice here, shocked me a bit. you're right, thanks lad
Jeremiah Ross
This is almost my ideal bf, but my ideal bf would also be a failure like me and we would be enabling each other to continue to be assholes and hate other people together.
Aiden Lewis
Too wholesome for this site.
Nolan Ortiz
>a girl demanding to see a butt is still absur
You are a virgin, aren't you?
Jaxson Ortiz
thats better than mine
Jeremiah Bell
Some movies were made
They were bad.
Chase Morales
Henry Barnes
I was feeling fine up until this one
Jason Young
That's pretty much me.
Owen Sanders
You don't want this one, trust me bros
Liam Scott
Ayden Thompson
I am a big fan of that sort of character and my take on it is this: With all life on earth I without a doubt know it is flawed because of its primal instincts interfering with its potential ideals. Obviously I could only ever like people who are similar to me, because, me having ideals and living after them, I'm basically looking for myself - but I for sure know that I am still flawed, because like any other human being I am ruled over by my primal instincts, and so even the best possible person for a hypothetical relationship would be flawed as well.
With that in mind, the idea of "something" of an unknown species - a species that might work completely different than our life and which isn't a slave to any sort of hard-wired animalistic thinking, like we are - is EXTREMELY comforting and interesting to me.
The neutral way those characters are portrayed to talk like, the lack of emotions, only amplify that feeling.
I also really like human-uninspired robots for the very same reason. Human-uninspired in terms of mentality and behavior, not necessarily regarding their physical appearence.
Maybe I'm alone with this, though.
Jayden Miller
I knew a girl like this in high school.
>hit on every nerdy guy in school
>took two dates to homecoming
>Got clingy as fuck with every guy in school
>Would look up wedding dresses only after dating a guy for like a week
>dated two freshman guys her senior year
>started hitting on me while dating one of those freshmen
>Once carried around a giant Twilight Sparkle plush
Jaxon Lewis
Anons what's exactly a CalArt?
Ian Ortiz
fucking hell too much of this is accurate
Henry Rogers
Too idealistic thus completely fake, this bitch is going to do something dangerous to you user.
Leo Gomez
This dude is 100% a good husband... wait a minute... ARE YOU THE NOSTALGIC CRITIC?
Luke Jones
>Would look up wedding dresses only after dating a guy for like a week
CUTE!
Josiah Taylor
Uncircumcised dicks are best dicks, you silly americans!
Blake Ramirez
Hey there, apandah.
Chase Murphy
>don't let probability dictate your life
Fuck. This is actually good.
Jacob Richardson
Really?
Wyatt Nelson
S-so... what are your interests?
Charles Foster
Wtf stop it
Ryan Hill
>if you hate yourself you dont deserve to be loved
>i know this because somebody made a fancy quote about it on the internet
this line of thinking makes people only makes heads go further in the noose you fucking faggots. oh gee ill just stop hating myself why didnt i think of that before lmao
how the fuck is this considered valid advice? i keep seeing this self-deprecative bullshit and it pisses me off
Nolan Watson
And that sounds almost like my ideal relationship except instead of just enabling each other we'd encourage each other to accomplish our dreams and become self sufficient with an understanding of each other that non of our normalfag families or friends can know.
Ian Butler
>Misses the point this hard
Julian Walker
what, that the gf is a fucking retard?
Adrian Scott
Sorry but life is hard enough to want to carry around a depressed fuck. No thanks.
Mason Morgan
i can understand not wanting to be around a depressed fucktard. the part thats retarded is where gf claims that you just dont deserve love if you cant love yourself. how the fuck does that even work beyond just sounding a bit catchy?
Alexander Miller
Oh wow this one is perfect!
Aaron Lewis
Why do all of the autistic retard GFs in this thread are only male from what I've seen? Maybe their social awkwardness from my classmates would actually appear to be cute rather than just making me want to my dislocate my head in-between my shoulders while I suppress my violent urges.
Austin Reed
>"my dislocate my"
FUCK
Thomas Rogers
Sounds harsh but you really don't deserve Romantic love. You deserve all the Paternal/Fraternal/Friendship love you can though.
Juan Allen
but how in the abSOLUTE GOD DAMN FUCK DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE. YOURE JUST BRINGING UP RANDOM BULLSHIT WITHOUT SUPPLYING ANY ACTUAL REASONING FOR SAID BULLSHIT. THIS IS THE EXACT SAME REASON WHY I HATE THE ORIGINAL FUCKING MESSAGE. IT SUPPLIES NO ACTUAL REASONING BEHIND JUST SOUNDING FANCY. ANSWER ME WITH VALID REASONING BEFORE I CRAWL THROUGH YOUR MONITOR AND RIP YOU A BRAND NEW ASSHOLE YOU IGNORANT FUCKINOID
Gavin Scott
I have one of these and I love her.
Thomas Cox
Jesus Christ user.
We get it, you're a depressed piece of shit, but you gotta curb that autism there. You'll probably end up hurting someone with that raw energy.
Julian Morgan
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife
Juan Morgan
This is why you can only have an autistic gf.
Julian Cruz
Kevin Jones
I prefer gun obsessed GF.
Nathaniel Murphy
underrated
Leo Scott
Get rid of the giant part and she's perfect. That's just making it silly.
Gavin Sullivan
I'm not him, and that's not an argument.
James Hernandez
Welcome to Yea Forums
I hope it's to your liking /k/
Kevin Nelson
The image is literally made because of the reasons you said, to play on the insecurities of self-loathing anons that their self hatred is yet another wall disconnecting them from others. It's not supposed to be advice, it's just meant to target that little sore spot a lot of anons have.
Like "Just B Urself"
Jonathan Bell
Adrian Jenkins
Okay, I was with you until the Be yourself part, user.
You change constantly. What you consider "yourself" has little to no relevance whatsoever. But that doesn't mean it has no meaning. Do what you always feel in your heart, and that's yourself. It can, and it will, constantly fluctuate, but that's okay.
I'm still with you about "love yourself before others love you, though". Sometimes people need others to show them the good inside themselves. The trick is finding the kind of person that can RECOGNIZE that good through all the depressed shit that you layer on top.
It's hard, but it's not impossible. I wish you luck.
Connor Ward
It's an oldish meme.
A boy asks another for advice with girls. The 2nd says 'just be yourself'
It is revealed that the 1st boy is unattractive and the 2nd boy is attractive
Oliver Ross
>implying she wouldnt use you as a saftey blanket
Christian Jones
Fuck, I literally uploaded that image as a joke.
I quoted queen for fuck sake!
Ryan Thompson
Part of that was a queen quote? Fuck yeah dude, I didn't even try.
Samuel Nelson
"Somebody to love" by Queen
Now let this thread die in peace
Isaac Campbell
>hurr hurr stop fetishizing rape this is what it ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE YOU GUISE
fuck off, even if it wasnt my fetish youre still a faggot
Christian Taylor
please sauce i neeed it.
Charles Rivera
>not editing the line about it being black
cuck
AAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU FOR POSTING THAT
legit thought she was moving really fast
Actually tomboys are perfectly straight, women are 50% gay just like fucking men
David Bailey
WTF