This poor bastard got cucked by a bee

You like making a deal to the devil?

>got cucked by a drone
>drone bees have an average lifespan of 90 days
>play by her rules and let her have a shallow, sexless, embarassing relationship with the insect
>watch the lunatic in delight as she mourns the bee after 3 months
>laugh at her when she'll beg to return to you, your cock and your economic security

If your girl is willing to listen to a bee and help him in court to get people to stop taking their honey only for the environment to go to shit and then get huffy and blame the bee then he should be fine

Has this board gone a day without complaining about women

Not any bee, it was Jerry Seinfeld has a bee...

I know right. It's UnBEElievable.

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I guess his prick didn't measure up.

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Bees die after they sting. Once Barry pricks the chick, he's a goner.

I'm glad he won.

Based.

Male bees exist with no other purpose in life than to fuck.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drone_(bee)#Mating_and_the_drone_reproductive_organ

Was he right to list using chopsticks as a skill?

>Colony insect movie
>Male protagonist who lives in the colony and has a job
This is offensive to every gender

have you undergone a day without taking offense to absolutely everything

Depends on the job. Also, if he's in a finance job, they'd probably use forks anyway.

Oh come off it incel. Funny this topic is about the bee movie because incels are insects.
Go have sex and maybe you wont complain about male representation anymore

lol you're angry on the internet. good achievement

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I love Legal Eagle.

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it's tough to be on the rebound. the dating game is brutal. the secret is, just Bee yourself.

see

That's every animal. It's why you're seen as a failure for being a virgin, and why females tend to hold a lot of functional power over men

Eh, didn't go into nearly enough detail about the explosive ejaculation that rips off his bellend.

Also friendly reminder you can improve your Yea Forums experience by filtering i n c e l.

Zambur is great bee. Strong for clan. Will die after exploding penis and father many offspring.

>implying

To be fair, he was a loon himself when attacking Barry.

what a shit comeback lol

I hadn't heard of him before the Bee Movie one, it was pretty good. His Charlie and the Chocolate Factory one was shite though, applying modern US law to 1960s England. Is it true kids really can't get a fucking paper round in the US because of child labour laws?

nice mantra.

>noooo, not the bees!!!

You'll get your revenge in the sequel, which will be a Netflix exclusive.

DreamWorks, if you're reading this, fucking do it already.

Is there more?

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black...oohh, black and yellow... ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror. BARRY (CONT’D) Yeah, let’s shake it up a little. He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, yells up at Barry. JANET BENSON Barry, breakfast is ready! CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 1. INT. BARRY’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS BARRY Coming! SFX: Phone RINGING. Barry’s antennae vibrate as they RING like a phone. Barry’s hands are wet. He looks around for a towel. BARRY (CONT’D) Hang on a second! He wipes his hands on his sweater, and pulls his antennae down to his ear and mouth. BARRY (CONT'D) Hello? His best friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, is on the other end. ADAM Barry? BARRY Adam? ADAM Can you believe this is happening? BARRY Can’t believe it. I’ll pick you up. Barry sticks his stinger in a sharpener. SFX: BUZZING AS HIS STINGER IS SHARPENED. He tests the sharpness with his finger. SFX: Bing. BARRY (CONT’D) Looking sharp. ANGLE ON: Barry hovering down the hall, sliding down the staircase bannister. Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, is in the kitchen. JANET BENSON Barry, why don’t you use the stairs? Your father paid good money for

youtube.com/watch?v=j3S6T91_4E4

people are so talented these days