What will go wrong?

What will go wrong?

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extended universe by bad writers, shelby in charge

Nothing will happen. No epilogue
No arg
No newspost

I missed it, did something happen?

What can go right?
BTW I noticed the old url doesn't redirect anymore.

They uploaded a quasi-ARG in January. It gave backstory for Skaianet and HIC's presence on Earth.

We already got that with Friendsim except it was actually good
I wanna know where the hell Hussie goes with this. He said the epilogue will feel more like a sequel in the last interview he did. But where the hell do you go, Skaianet being front and centre suggests other early Sburb shenanigans with a potential new cast. Unless it's talking about Skaianet which Jake sets up on earth-C, but Sburb mechanics should no longer apply to earth C surely.

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Do you think Hussie will finally move on and make something new post-epilogue?

i highly doubt it, he will keep milking homestuck until someone slaps him or dies.

what's even the point of SkaiaNet on earth C?

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It actually stands for "shooting niggers" enterprises

>Bec Noir, the most evil incarnation of Jack, lives
>Spades Slick, the best-developed and most sympathetic incarnation, dies
It's not fair spadesbros

Shelby was fired.

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I was so pissed when I found out the locations have no relevance, what's the point of giving us coordinates in an ARG if we aren't expected to actually go and find anything at them?

What's that? Homestuck's management team has no idea how to do things?

I miss Homestuck so god damn much.

aim better then, faggot

I have no idea what this is

ye

it sucks being a fan in this shitshow =_=

Fuck you
I miss actual real life Hussie that gave a shit

How do we fix Hussie?

ask your vet

travel back in time and destroy tumblr

But all the porn...

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Nepelogue 2019 better be legit

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They were one of my biggest otps back in the day. And with the whole connection to the ancestors, I swore that they were going to get together. Guess not, lmao!

v is doing a countdown to April 13 on twitter, looks like something's happening on the meme date this year boys

twitter.com/vfromhomestuck

Which friendsims are the best? I don't want to play them all.

Thank god for small miracles. Who is even left?

probably just some hiveswap shit

v, who i think is piggy

skylla, polypa, tyzias, daraya
isn't v a guy though

Building expectations and then subverting them for no reason other than to be subversive is clever writing.

Never was a huge fan of NepKat, but these two were kino and the best ship in the whole comic.

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>v
>a guy
Not a chance

>skylla, polypa, tyzias, daraya
Are these your waifus, or does something actually interesting happen in their paths?

>skylla
lower-caste life
>polypa
assassin who does cool shit
>tyzias
explores tealblood stuff
>daraya
gets into the jadeblood stuff that gets kind of alluded to with kanaya but never developed in homestuck proper

i stopped reading at cascade, feelsgoodman

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look i dont know if all of you know about this, but op definitely does. idk whats going on, and it honestly might not even be hussie, but there's morse code here. Im trying to decipher it but its really messy.

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also wanted to add theres code on all of the image posts as of late, this one is just easier cause its lord english colors

Why hasn't Hussie just moved on to something new?

no motivation, probably

>get to act 6
>"ok this is actually pretty good-"
>get to jane/jake's middle school tier "d-d-do u like meeeeeeeeeeee?" conversation
jesus christ i cant believe it turned to shit so fast

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Because he botched the ending and will now no longer escape Homestuck's shadow, just as he deserves.

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Probably legit burnt out. Like his old schedule was insane and he kept it up for a good 5 years

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Its not hussie I think this is the prophet

Don't you like funnny faces

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it already did. the devolved fanbase complained about 'antisemitism' of making WWII/Nazi jokes and cuck-hussie cancelled everything with a simpering crying apology. hussie is OVER, as a comedian, he will never do anything good again.

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i want terezi to be real so fucking bad bros

t.

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But user! You need to get excited for the tenth-annual t-shirt sale day!

kill me

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Hussie wrote Ardata and Diemen so youll want to check those out
Boldir and Karako have some mysterious shit going on you'll wanna check out
Fozzer, Marvus, Lanque and the Soleil twins have some canonbending mindfuckery you'll wanna check out.

Basically just avoid Cirava and Elwurd at all costs. Also Vikare is pretty boring.

Everything

So is this going to be an actual thing, or are they guing to pussy out?

me too user, me too

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We don't know
What we do know is that v (who wrote a couple episodes of Friendsim) is doing a countdown to 4/13 on Twitter

what does Jake taste like?

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>Hussie wrote something for Homestuck
Pull the other one.

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Jane and Jake are the worst

Grimbark Jade was so much more interesting than the original flavor. Nearly tricked me into believing she was a character and not just a plot device.

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Clammy hands.

The Eridemption will happen on 4/13, screencap this

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Absolutely delicious

suffer through, it'll be worth it. you don't have to actually read them all, but do play them all. guide if youy need to, each one only has like 2-3 options tops so if you know the right answers it'll go fast

eri nevver did anythin wrong

What will it take for you to stop caring about Homestuck? The ending was god awful, the last 2 years of subpar content have had little to no influence from Hussie, and the shambling remains of the fandom are cancerous enough to put Tetsuo's death to shame.

There's no chance of things getting better, so why do you wait for things to get worse?

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I weep for the in depth Ancestors storyline we never got.

who dat

Justified

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Holy shit why?
Why do you want more pointless exposition?
they're all dead who the fuck cares?

nothing. its been carved into my DNA. I'm incapable of not getting excited over Homestuck. whenever I'm bored I can just start overthinking Homestuck and suddenly I'm having the time of my life.

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What if nothing happens?

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Some big things are happening, I only wish all of them were good.

I legitimately hope nothing happens
I would like to be able to forget about homestuck and for everyone involved to move on to new things

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Remember

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these are all unfunny

remember that shitty drawfag who spammed homestuck threads for years?

Reminder that Karkat is a FUCKING WEENIE

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I don't want to forget because I want to fuck a Roxy cosplayer before I die.

weenies rise up

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Reminder that Jade did literally nothing

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Jade!

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She doomed humanity's gene pool to forever be tainted with furry parts.

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Hey, Dave might be a useless dillweed but he's not nothing! You're thinking of Karkat. Karkat is basically nothing.

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Shouldn't have eaten all those cakes from Nanna

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>5972x7015

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Was a wasted character!

You're right, but then again, who wasn't?

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That's a weird way to spell Feferi.

Talking a8out jade, not karkat.

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There were a lot of wasted characters

Hussie is a wasteful man. And a waste of a man.

Waste of Space

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>both witches
>both wasted characters
>both upbeat
How many other similarities are there

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Remembering Hussie compared Eridan and Dave in the book commentary, lead to amusing stuff of Eridan saying some of Dave's logs.

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Post more

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All troll girls are just echoes of Jade and Rose

hussie wrote precisely 2 female characters (rose and jade) and all the other female characters in homestuck are just some combination of the two

why?

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And the comic made mention of how similar rose and dirk's speaking patterns are.

Hence why Rose and Jade are the best waifus in the comic

I don't think anything will happen.

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I like how Hussie has officially acknowledged this, when people have been pointing this out, at least on Yea Forums, for a while.

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It’s like they’re related or something

I hate Vriska but like Vriska x John. Am I brain damaged?

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Yes

Spider8reath is good.

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Im reading through Homestuck for the first time RIGHT NOW and im on act 6 intermission 3. I finally got the see the new characters do some actual shit that might make me actually start to like them, but wait, lets switch back to the trolls so we can introduce 12 more I guess. Great...

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Want to know something even worse? 10/12 are irrelevant past that part. (Unless you're into classpects or something.

they have done nothing to make me care about classes and shit, they just spend way too long simultaneously over-explaining and being cryptic about it.

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I still don't understand the ending. Help me please. How could they have possibly beaten Lord English?

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Shenanigans
Honestly I really don't fucking know

meu tho

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They bullied him until he killed himself.
Wait, wrong story.

They (i.e. Vriska) locked him away insine the juju. You can't fight LE and you can't kill him. So they put him in the timeout chamber, kinda like the Lich in Prismo's room.

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Hope is dead, dude

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THE GAMES, WILL, NEVER STOP

THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP

youtube.com/watch?v=k_-LPPdHEyA

I wish Hussie would finish Whistles, it was great

All the beta kids had an orgy in front of him and he died.

Is this the Marceline/Finn of HS?

Yeah, they even wear similar colors

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>I legitimately hope nothing happens
same, it's gonna be shit anyways

I got stuff planned for it at least.

I stopped completely caring the exact moment I discovered Hollow Knight. That's enough to let you guess why I got interested in this comic in the first place.

You wanna fug the bug

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It sounds cool wwhen he says it

No. I just wish the worldbuilding had been better.

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CG: I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING USELESS WEENIE I AM.

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Imagine if you were in a situation where you could literally control the destiny of the entire universe.
All I'm saying is that this is a really great chance to solve the lowwblood problem

being run by people more interesting in inserting their beliefs than trying to build the lore

AC: :33 < youre my w33nie!

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Nepeta has a weinier?

Was there honestly anything good past the retcon?

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>Read the comic for the first time a few months ago
>Didn't have to put up with year-long hiatuses
>Didn't mind Act 6 and the ending so much because I hadn't been waiting for them for years
>Hype for the epilogue/Hiveswap Act 2 is still fresh

I only regret having to read it on the soulless Viz site instead of mspa.

cock vore

Jake bullying

Confirming that the platonic ideal of Dave wants to stick his peepee in Jade's axewound

More like Jape haha

Vriska mindgamesing Tavrosprite into calling him that as well made me laugh like old HS used to.

The Collide Flash was pretty solid, but thats all I can think of

Dead Vriska getting dabbed on

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I had the same experience and agree
HSG is full of drama fags and crybabies

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>Vriska gives literally no reason to kill Spades other than "idk we don't know anything"

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No

I forgive jade

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For what? What did Jade do?

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Well the two Jack Noirs she knew about were massive pain in the asses. Not a stretch to assume the third one would be.

Also, legit question for Spadesfags or others because I genuinely don't know the answer. Why did he murder snowman and end the Trolls' universe, bringing Lord English into existence in the process? Doc Scratch gave him the gun, but afterwards it did seem like he actually had any reason to go along with it, especially since he was in (hate)love with Snowman.

her crime is being shit in all of act 6
but shes too cute to go to jail

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There was nothing left to live for

>her crime is being shit in all of act 6
So? Everyone was shit in Act 6. Least she didn't get random new flaws that she had to overcome, like sudden alcoholism.

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hello I am the new UTG drawfag

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Draw Grimdark Rose being awesome

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Draw Grimdark Rose being pregnant

She didn't do anything after Cascade but unlike most characters her personality was still intact and appealing throughout Act 6, ironically even after she got mind-controlled into being evil.

Draw Grimdark rose being a cheeky cunt

>Everyone was shit in Act 6
yeah but unlike the other three kids jade never got to do any cool shit before cascade ( you could count jade enter but that was mostly bec doing cool shit)
then the other three kids still get to have cool fights in collide while jade does ?????? instead of just 2v1 jack and kill him in 2 seconds

Collide was shit though. If that's your standard for judging characters you need better standards.

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Reminder that Scratch is the best villain.

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theres not much else to judge the act 6 beta kids on though
everything else was way worse

When either Hussie's dead or someone (me) makes an adaptation in a decade or so

she knew he was bad shit from when they worked with him

mother
FUCKING
shenanigans

I'll do my best :)

That's why you don't judge them.

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Vriska never got to meet with this Jack.

Absolutely. How is this still a question?

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Threadly reminder that Spades Slick did literally nothing wrong.

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Is it bad that I want to rawdog Angel in her Jade cosplay

Pretty sure it was hers and Terezi's job to exile him from their session before he could backstab them.

discord.gg/Dmn8Eg6

Only Terezi's job, and because she had to be convinced by Snowman.

Excellent taste, user. I'm glad we could agree on this.

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No it was a task given to and carried out by both of them. Reread 2552 to 2555.

And you're right that Snowman told them, but point is they were both correctly informed that he's a slimy fuck would've backstabbed them at the opportune moment.

3 more weeks and we might finally be free

it isnt gonna happen user
even if hussie dies viz is going to desperate attempt to puppet this corpse in an attempt to regain some of there money
you will never be free
none of us will

>spades slick
>backstabbing
Snowman is a royal bitch, user. Are you really gonna take her word over the leader of the Midnight Crew?
Remember, Spades Slick did nothing wrong.

If Hussie dies I think I'd be thoroughly done with Homestuck. Vs. Star Wars there has never been a truly worthwhile Homestuck project that Hussie hasn't done, the brand really cannot exist without Hussie's input. The only reason why people even care is the possibility of Hussie writing literally anything, Homestuck or not, ever again. We kind of got that with the Cursed Histories, but it's clear those were written in the 2012 era, which puts the last confirmed Hussie writings at 2014-2015.

Nice try Spades

christ, has it really been that long since hussie has done something? i know he passed off hs in its entirety after the retcon but goddamn, that is just pain.
why can't he just make a new webcomic instead of wallowing in this shitshow. like, he HAS to hate it at this point, he actively goes out of his way to distance himself from it save for the Cursed Histories and maybe the books. i refuse to believe old huss isnt still in there somewhere

Got there on my reread recently
I completely forgot that scene existed and yet it’s completely in character for both of them at that point in the comic
100% pure unadulterated nostalgia

Question for a newbie: where do people get the idea that post-retcon was ghostwritten other than it just being low-quality?

As soon as I moved onto the snapchats I got extreme whiplash and instantly knew they were written by somebody else(worse), and lo and behold they were. But A6A6I5 still felt like Hussie to me, just a Hussie who was tired, rushing to a conclusion, not sure what to do with a lot of characters, and desperately trying to win woke-points from his SJW friends.

This. I wanna bully Jake and make him cry.

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Fuck, that's a lotta nepetas.

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Threw him into a black hole.
He’s a Lord of Time. Naturally, you’d throw him into a place where time doesn’t matter.

Is it bad that I can relate to Jake's horrible social skills and relationship troubles?

Is there any demographic for this shit and the Steam games? It's worth even trying for them?

The fanbase of Homestuck seems to be pretty much dead so I don't get it

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Yes probably. But I feel the same way.

Was not a nice epiphany that one of my least favorite characters is also the one I relate the most to.

Because it doesn't read like Hussie. It reads like someone who didn't care or know anything about the characters. Tired Hussie is after Openbound: shit, but still recognizable in tone and style, at least to a degree. But the post-Retcon kids might as well be cosplayers dicking around in a Homestuck sim. Whoever wrote it had no idea what the fuck they were doing. No one acts like they should. Everything is fucked.
The art is also entirely made by fans after that point, leading many to believe that, along with the (even more egregious) decline in writing quality, Hussie had just divested himself from the comic entirely.

The thing that got me was that I also ended up swearing off relationships after the realization that I'm a horrible person

being in character isn't all that amazing if the character sucks though
hell in act 4 and 5 there was some romance and drama with karakt getting mad at dave and john for talking with vriska and terezi. the difference there is that they are already neck deep in the game and the dialogue is actually really good

The friendsim writers are trying very hard to make it the new "woke thing" on twitter, which always fails the moment they get to the first r word.

Friendsim sucked in my opinion
It doesn't feel like the Alternia from the Comic
It reads like some SJW social commentary with too many 4th wall jokes

Who’s been drawing dicks scene reminded me of old friends

nah late act 6 does read like hussie. but like a hussie who has made an ending years ago that no longer fits but the assits are already starting to get made

Is Homestuck fixable at this point?

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No

Yes
Just rewrite everything after cascade

dis-a-fucking-greed my man. i think hussie had input, but whoever wrote that shit was not hussie

You'd have to rewrite from Cascade. Keep the Trolls and Kids in one place; don't spend three years and meandering stupid bullshit. No retcon. Minimal cherubs, though it pains me to limit /ourguy/. No dancestors. And even that is only the major stuff, there are tons of little fixes that'd have to be made.

>Minimal cherubs, though it pains me to limit /ourguy/
Better yet, just remove dream bubbles entirely. That way you don't have dancestors, and once Calliope is dead she stays dead, and we don't have to limit /ourguy/

>Minimal cherubs, though it pains me to limit /ourguy/.
no.

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Sink davekat

Start rewriting from Act 3. It baffles me how people here only find faults in the latter acts when the whole thing has always been a huge confusing mess full of wasted characters and conveniences since the begining.

Fuck no, the endless mistakes of Act 6 are the results of dominoes that began to fall all the way back in Act 5. The only way to "fix" Homestuck would be to choose a point in the story and just deflect off into a totally different direction. Fixing Homestuck would mean rewriting most of Homestuck, and just being a better writer than Hussie has shown himself to be..

you do understand that calliope comes with that package, right? i'd rather keep caliborn on semi-lock and never deal with that stupid bitch again. he had a few great scenes, but ultimately made the story worse. which was kind of the point, but still
eridan was a better mascot anyway

not liking something popular doesn't make you interesting

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>you do understand that calliope comes with that package.

just kill her off almost instantly and permanently problem solved

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I'm still drawing Jade killing Vriska btw

Abortion bucket

Nepilogue.

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Good, chestlets need to learn their place

Hussie stopped writing Nepeta because he didn't like coming up with cat puns

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Vriska is a weenie!

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>Page
>Blood
this is like, megaweenie tier

I'm drawing both of them as chestlets

reminder that Hiveswap exists

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>Page of Blood
she should just off herself then and there

Only half of it.

>tfw page of blood
ITS NOT FAIR BROS

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>implying I care about whatever reception I adquire by posting on an anonymous board in the slightest

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AR still deserved better

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you evidently care enough to respond, you attention slut. anyway your mediocre opinion is still shit

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What happened to him was so terribly illegal, Jack should've been sent to the slammer.

He was best exile.

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>Tavros becomes Thief of Breath
>Chokes Vriska to death on her quest bed.
>Karkat becomes Knight of Light
>Despite having a competent power set, still gets shit on because he's a nightlight. This is further compounded by the fact that Knights work with Space players to stoke the forge, and then Kanaya ends up becoming an actual walking nightlight.

Wait, that doesn't make sense since trolls are nocturnal, fuck.

Does anyone have that classpect test website or whatever?

andrew.cmu.edu/user/rvalle/hsquiz/hsquiz.html
This one? There are multiple.

which one? also, post classpects

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being nocturnal doesn't mean you have night vision

sup

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carapacians are unironicaly the best part of homestuck

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TIME BROS WHERE WE AT

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But Jade is BIG

Yeah, but nightlights are meant for kids who are afraid of the dark due to being diurnal. Trolls wouldn't need those, they'd just be normal lights.

I weep as I look over him. Not only out of grief, but knowing what could have been. I take off my mask, which is simply my skin, feeling my cold metal exoskeleton with my artificial hand.

The pitiful form of Andrew Hussie lays still. In repose, the cruel image of his figure did not stir to address his onlookers, which were only me. He had no friends in the darkness, they were cast off as a kind of natural judgment. Only the clanking of my metal feet, come onward and onward, buoyed by that sense of being drawn further and further to reckonings to come.

I reach out to him, and that was when he began to move, shaking his limbs to stand and walk in this dark place that resembled Limbo. He deserved an abrupt death, but I could not give it to him. Perhaps the spirits of those he failed could coalesce one day, over his suspended path, that walkway over the pitch black, unknown cavern, with mere inches on either side. Coalesce, to bring down an axe, sword, or another weapon upon him, so they may all know peace. And others as well. Perhaps myself.

a6i3 is the worst part of homestuck pre-retcon

Carapacians should have been the main focus of the comic

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He really was. I love that smug asshole.
No. I think Hussie himself is though and I want to see him do something new.

midnight crew/exile-centric adventure when?

>we will never get the midnight crew adventure
it’s not fucking FAIR

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the real alpha timeline is the one where hussie did the mc adventure and not homestuck

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Roguetard reporting in

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Why are the harley/englishs so fuckable?

John and Jake are the most unfuckable characters in the comic, the fuck you on

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WTF this is shitty and not as badass as I expected

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But a lot of the stuff is obviously hussie. Hastily written through a woke filter to appeal to Tumblr but still the huss. But the problem was trying to reroute a runaway train so it gets to the end. Sure it still got there but the characters inside got hurt getting it back on track

Jade is the only fuckable one desu. Jake's a literal retard, Jane is a rapist, John is... John.
Jade is wife material out of all of them. She and Roxy only really.

You the guy who was looking for a classpect test, right? Yeah, Seer's are kinda the short end of the stick after Page and Mage, and Hope is only decent if you have certain class combos.
Sorry, dude.

Imagine being name Hussie

skaianet.tumblr.com/

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absolutely based

a seer of hope is pretty badass retard
>Doc Scratch also states that Seers will keep their party from making grave mistakes, as if they had a strategy guide for Sburb imprinted deep in their mind.
you're the shinning light to keep everyone from dying

Does hussie actually use MS paint?
I want to make my drawings look like the comic

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He uses photoshop

Hussie hasn't used MS Paint since the very first panel of Jailbreak.

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nothing. as much as i absolutely fucking despise how it turned out, i still have a lot of attachment for it. the comic still means a lot to me, mainly for nostalgia, but i do genuinely love all the sburb fuckery and earlier acts and i do like some of the alternia fuckery as well i'll admit. PS and early homestuck were two huge inspirations to me as an artist as well, so there's that too

>Homestuck is 10 years old in a few weeks

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some of the friendsims are okay, i honestly a lot of them to hiveswap itself but that's not exactly a high bar to pass

>Not wanting to fuck Jake

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How does he make it look all shitty?

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i've been re-reading recently and it made me realise how utterly fucking pointless the dream bubbles really are and how much the comic would be better off if they didn't fucking exist at all

Fast and loose artstyle

It's kinda sad that Karkat Terezi and kanaya will all die while there friends live forever as immortal gods

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>Shared with Homestuck General
shit test

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right here brother

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Is this real, or just a fan thing?

Please tell me it isn't real. I was done with Homestuck. I had put it from my mind and killed the last hope I had for the Epilogue being anything other than awful, but I'm sitting here with a dumb grin on my face back. I'm looking at this stupid bullshit and it's like zero time has passed, I feel like I still care about Homestuck, and I know that's not a smart feeling to have.

its real

I have no fucking idea if this is real or not, it might be an epic prank for all I know

Fuck.

I have severe anger problems

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we're pretty sure its real, or at least run by someone close to homestuck
godly trips of proof

It's not the kind of property where you can "fix" previously done damages, just expand the convoluted directionless universe in other places and de-emphasize the awful parts.

neat it rhymes

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PRINCE GANG.

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>The stupid joke edits I made on tumblr in 2014 very commonly got thousands of notes
>Official blog posts in 2019 hover around 35-110
STILL MY GUITAR GENTLY WEEEEEEEEEPS

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The fandom has no definite confirmation of future content that isn't Friendsim shit, it's to be expected

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But John is canonically filled with mangrit.

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friendsim ended, user

it hasn't been promoted at all. most people don't even realize what it is

Sorry, meant Hiveswap

Yeah right

>tfw actual trash
Well, at least Hussie is fucking worse.

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So here is what I have so far
not feeling very motivated to continue because it sucks

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The fandom itself right now its shit anyways, barely people who actually care about story itself and more about just the characters designs and the very basic and vague idea of their personality

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When was the last time any new Homestuck-related content ever got "promoted" anywhere?

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ya

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Reminder that everyone who didn't God tier will die

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RIP Karkles

Because I think the characters are cool? You are really pressed about this.

i would've much preferred more actual ancestor lore as opposed to the dancestors fucking existing

I still genuinely love all homestuck

that's still too many people not dead for my tastes.

>andrew.cmu.edu/user/rvalle/hsquiz/hsquiz.html
Eh I'm fine.

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Still a better finale than adventure time and korra. Im glad hussie at least cut the bullcrap and show how much of a vriska sucker he has always been.

>boyfriend material

I don't love all of it but I still fucking miss it. I want it to be good again.

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This general deserved to be deleted not gonna lie
It's pure fucking cancer

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you don't say?

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Honestly?

What happens if we legit kidnap him and force him to write an ending? Like, collect 10k, drive to his house, grab him at gunpoint, and make him finish it

>they're a determent to the board as a whole
but this is the only good thread on Yea Forums right now

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Remember when hsg loved Joey?

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They didn't.

The fight hasn't actually happened. They just fucked off and threw him into a black hole. Problem is, black holes evaporate. Sure it takes a long time, but guess what he has a lot of?

Also, an interesting thing to consider is that you can say "Caliborn" to what's-her-face and she'll turn into Best Boy.

The threads are usually flooded with namefags shilling and that fucking nepetakat poster.
Also this shit is too coordinated and i have seen a discord getting posted here. Just fuck off you are the reason the threads got banned to begin with.

Yes. I still love her.

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if Homestuck ever returns, the only Sensible thing to do is to take a Stake, and grow musculature as I have matured into a mighty vampire Hunter, and stake the beast as the earth dies from "global warming," which may be real

you can thank me later

it's hurting again lads

was she asking for it

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I'm convinced that this thread is full of mental 15 year olds
you never grew up...

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You're the one typing like a 15 year old girl, so idk man you do you.

Be glad that it happened.
youtu.be/vH0KWW-PvVY

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Caliborn is the only well written character in homestuck

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I just want John to be happy.

I just want John to fuck all the Lalondes.

He shall have all the hot mom harems. None for Dave.

Why would Dave get a harem? He's already in Jade's

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Kill me

false, but only slightly

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gimme your address and i'll be right over

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What do you think lads, is he bullshitting this time?

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there's also the hiveswap one that gives you an aspect, a moon alignment, and a sign, but no class
hs.hiveswap.com/ezodiac/

>Makin
I'm gonna doubt.

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who cares anymore

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I'm honestly tempted to be honest
Not like I have anything to live for

the shitty one is way better IMO
way more accurate

hi, classpect analaysis friend here to say that the EZ sucks balls, not the least of which because its test is biased as shit (if you have a tie you automatically swing in a certain direction, which is dumb as fuck)

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Davenport is awesome!

>Ask Nepeta
>The memories flood back
I found some old recordings of friends voicing HS characters I had stored away recently.
I miss interacting with them every day.

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>I found some old recordings of friends voicing HS characters I had stored away recently.
Pls upload.

Give me your address so I can come hang out and play video games with you

Go find the reddit tindeck archive with all the fanmusic and you can have more than that.

Thoroughly convinced that blood bois are meant to suffer in some capacity.

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Trogg's Grand March was always my favorite there.

lOOK MAN I KNOW THINGS SEEM ROUGH
BUT IT'S YOU'RE SUFFERING THAT MADE YOU WHO YOU ARE. yOU UNDERSTAND?
tHAT'S kARKATS WHOLE THING!!!!

>I’ve gotten into a few dozen different things since homestuck
>none of them fill homestucks void
Why does this happen bros...

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>tfw you've lost contact with all your internet friends
>tfw you've lost contact with all your real friends
>tfw you have no friends
it 8urts

Karakt's suffering turned him into a FUCKING WEENIE

fuck a jade cosplayer and it'll burn the pain away

Homestuck, for all its faults, was truly unique.

Karkat didn't suffer lol
He should have but he didn't

mages are meant to suffer

How do you fuck a Jade cosplayer? How do you fuck anyone? How do you interact with anyone and form any sort of positive relationship without them thinking you're a weird sperg?

are senpais still around? like classpect-kun and glub-user.
anyways post shit anons did for you, be it descriptions or art

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Do Any Of You Have Any Ongoing Creative Projects

Would The Revival Of Homestuck Make You Consider Creating A Homestuck Fan Project

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classpectanon is still on the discord

The death of /hsg/ was a good thing.

Mages rise up

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I'm making Mitunaquest, it'll save fanventures

I know man, it's just hard and nobody understands.
Yes but blood bois suffer too, so a mage of blood would be like double suffering.

i'm still here but i dont remember my fucking tripcode at all

apologies for tumblr screenshot but i dont know how else to verify except by showing dashboard lmao

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Why not just make a new tripcode when you make a verification post?

i dont come off user frequently enough to feel like tripping, since i dont want to stir shit, but if people want me to i will

I will once I git gud, Kanaya.

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Hey man, it's awesome that you still hang around. I think you did a land for me at some point. You're a cool guy.

One ending in the untimely death of one Andrew Hussie

To think, that once, I found him agreeable, in some areas

I've got a fanventure on MSPFA, Twofold.

It's supposed to be like Homestuck but shorter and less of a clusterfuck and more lighthearted with less of the heavy emotional shit.

It's kind of on hiatus right now? I hope to have something in the upcoming week for its anniversary but its kind of out of my hands if I can't. It still has just about 1000 pages though so if you wanna read it here you go.

mspfa.com/?s=25184&p=1

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mspfa is still pretty full of (preddy good) adventures, and new ones get created pretty frequently, though i cant vouch for quality on that front

i have been making one for a little over a year now called wake up you should definitely read it though

i still have all the lands saved in pastebins

i even tried drawing some for my campaign although obviously im no paradoxlands or glub-senpai

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i have a fanventure that's basically trolls shitposting on troll Yea Forums while playing sgrub
trollchan.mspfa.com/

and other than that i still do classpect analyses, although obviously if homestuck Revived i'd be doing them more

i read this filth, and then i went on a fuck-spree. if you want to pound ass like i do, give these a read.

>skaianet.tumblr.com/post/183564617102/interview-ben-stiller-and-owen-wilson-2?is_related_post=1
>bar code
>youtube.com/watch?v=6BT8Fq23Mhc
>51°06'29.3"N
>123°44'23.4"W
>Discord 4th Peak, Cariboo J, BC, Canada
What does it mean??

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What are you, gay?

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I don't have one, but I actually do kind of have an idea. Basically it's post-Sburb. We're in some new universe. The gods have long fucked off. It's about regular people searching for artifacts of the gods and piecing together what happened.

I'm kind of trying to think of a way to make it not Homestuck, though, both because I don't want to suffer the indignity of having created Homestuck fanfiction and so I can potentially make money off it

I find it funny how we've seen multiple mages in the comic but the fandom still uses that shitty fan design in 2019. It's an incredibly bad design yet the fandom still constantly uses it. If it was a good design it'd be fine, but nope, super shitty.

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Nice! They still look pretty good, certainly capture the spirit that lands are supposed to have I think. If you still have the paste bin I'd love to peruse it.

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only around other gays

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pastebin.com/ASHDdYA0
pastebin.com/BjSBdeAD

have fun
i have a couple of new ones from my tumblr that i need to throw in eventually but not today

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the fuck is friendsim? I have kept up since the ending and around some time when there were those snap chat photos of the gang but I heard those became non-canon.

I'm making a homestuck porn comic.

VNs taking place in the hiveswap alternia.

Radical, absolutely fantastic. You're doing a great service man.

let's fart and let's shit

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What's worse is that there's still no exact answer as to what they do
Are they active Seers? Are they passive? What makes a Mage a Mage?

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cool and new webcomic is unironicaly better than homestuck but ya mspfa is bretty good

huh your mspa is ranked 12th

I'll never forgive Hussie for deciding to play this as abuse instead of just fun anime-esque training from hell.

I've ignored it in headcanon and actively skip the logs on reread.

b-but then you won't get to hear dave's kawaii coming out tale!

general consensus is that seers are passive in that they share the information with others, while mages are active because they use the information to make informed decisions, not sharing it

Are they canon and where do I get them?

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I'd have taken Dave just straight up raping Karkat over the fucking overlong coming out and "abuse" drama.

steam
also no clue

They're canon and on Steam

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Did anyone else think the "bro abuse" thing came out of nowhere?

Especially when it didn't go anywhere and he just screwed the pooch

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All the new Homestuck flashes are going to be animated like Johnny Test

Considering John hits his dad with a hammer and Rose attempts suicide in front of her mother and nobody gives a fuck, yes.

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We don't have any official Hero modes for mages

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anti sea dwweller propaganda

>we'll never see Jake kick Caliborn's ass

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>KINGPOSTING literally met with immediate execution
>even in alternia mods still can't handle the bantz

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>we'll never see Jake fuck Jane's ass

Ah, i see

I actually managed to find the one you made me, so much has changed for me, but I still find it fitting. You're quite insightful.
Posting for reference, maybe to motivate other anons to look and get inspired for their own lands and stuff.
>Land of Guilds and Pulse
>Your Land is a large, planet-sized medieval fortress, with four different Quarterspheres of the planet manned by the four guilds of Lobster - the Dungeonmaster’s Guild, Burglar’s Guild, Hunter’s Guild, and Lawmaker’s Guild. Your Denizen, Vesta, has intentionally disrupted the balance of the guilds, causing the Burglar’s Guild to rise to dominating power, thus causing their signature color, red, to fill the planet. You need to perform quests for each guild, carefully balancing your reputation in order to receive each Guildmaster’s Key and unlock the door to Vesta.

hussie is officially handing homestuck over to ryan north

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ffffffffffffffffffffff

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she's honestly my second favorite of the bunch

BIZARRE HUMAN ANATHEMA OF INCEST

Fiddlesti%!

jake and jane aren't related

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Remember when Karkat wasn't shit?

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They're not related you stupid motherfucker

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the "bro was abusive!" shit was legitimately the worse part of homestuck
made 0 sense to just retroactively assassinate his character so long after he's dead

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How many secrets did you find while reading?

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nope

Reminder:
>mspaf daoots
>hsg dead, transformed into hst
>deviantart lost interest
would 2018 metastuck be hsg/mspaf/tumblr/discord?

>this will never be you
Why live?

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hst/reddit/tumblr/discord*
i'm stupid

>mspaf
Dead and out of the story.

It's 2019, user.

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*worst

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2019* jesus christ

probably, I know there's a rather big (albeit shitty) following on Twitter though

Post-scratch Metastuck is
>Reddit
>MSPFA
>Twitter
>Discord

Tumblr gets mindbroken, Yea Forums dies but hits LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE TIER and finishes the journey to the new session with Tumblr, which is naturally floundering as all of its players suck dick.

Wonder which troll caste has the best flavor.

mspaf gets replaced with mspfa

I really like Nepeta, guys.

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But twitter is just tumblr with more tweens bitching about davejade

Meant to say /hsg/ where I wrote Yea Forums, forgot Yea Forumsnrad exists in this AU.

No

red is the best flavor for stuff, it's always cherry or fruit punch (or once in a while apple)

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you don't say

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Name a worse outfit
Protip: You can't

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Mages are cool, wish they were explored more in the comic itself though

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#Justice4Nepeta #Nepilogue

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Gay cuckold Karkat was the best part of the ending I wish I had saved some of the breakdowns hardcore DaveKat shippers had.

I did.

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At least nobody will notice when he pisses his pants.

>Jade "I love her but if she even looks at Dave she needs to die" Harley.

i wish we had more on sylphs, desu, or at the very least, like, one more verb (how thief/rogue is "steal" and bard/prince are "destroy"). just one more clarification would make life so much easier for analysis purposes

Jade needs some proper character interaction whenever we get new content, she did nothing post Cascade except interact with the most boring character in Homestuck (Calliope)

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Twitter is a way different sort of cancer from Tumblr. Tumblr is preteen girls and adult women with the mentality of preteen girls autistically spazzing over their favorite fanworks while trying to keep up with the cool kid progressives. Silly and autistic but mostly harmless. Twitter is grown ass men and women acting like bitchy teenagers posturing for attention with manufactured contrarianism and neverending internal callout politics. If Tumblr is Kankri meets Meulin, Twitter is Vriska wearing Calliope's skin.

Based thanks.

she's gonna amazon position Dave

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hey im a cretin read my fanventure too
mspfa.com/?s=21746&p=1

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>surreptitiously taping a child you are the guardian of for your puppet snuff fetish site
Can't say I expected Dave to get super serious at the end and rebuke Bro but I can't say I'm surprised either. This was Hussie going "Hey I'm 35+ years old now, this sounds hella sketchy whatever the context."

Is John or Jade more homophobic?

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Can Hussie go back to writing non Homestuck stuff?

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Jade is dating a gay man

but user, how would he sell t-shirts?

I recommend the title "My Efforts to Atone in the Extended Morass of My Failure"

you decide

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His fans will buy anything at this point

SCHOOL
FED
UP
THE
BONE
BULGE

it's clear now he was always just prison gay

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and here we are at the bump limit yet again without the thread being deleted

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>john just kills homosexuals
>jade alters their very being so they stop being themselves and become straight
there's a lot to consider here

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Jade's racist, not homophobic.

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She's not altering them, just bringing out their ultimate selves.

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Reminder that the Homestuck art team agreed that black Dave was stupid

Hey, we got to the bump limit
see you next month

/r/ing that comic where jade turns black dave white

discord.gg/Dmn8Eg6

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He can try but he will forever be known as the homestuck guy.

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>tfw no psycho rapist gf
why even live

Another great thread lads
Hope you all have a nice week

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4/13 is a Saturday

hey don't ask me, why would I know

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reminder that it was Yea Forums that figured out that dave's hair is a bird
how can other homestuck boards even compete

Here's to 10 years

Reminder that after figuring that out now fanartists draw him with that weird shitty haircut like Shelby did, and it's a good thing she got fired.

I wanna boop Jade's nose

i don't fucking get the ramen hair
real black people don't look like that dumbshits
nobody looks like that

A little more than 2 weeks remain, are you ready?

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Another embarrassing shit show of a thread
Please take a moment to consider the possibility of suicide

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If you didn't put it there don't touch it.

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welp see ya later /hst/
i will love you always and furrever
:33< good night!

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We're going down in history. The thread that finally solved all of the problems.
... Wait, that didn't happen? Must have been my imagination.

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I wanna pet Jade's head

I wanna fuck jade's massive titties.

We're not done yet, we'll post to the very end.

A shitposter goes down with their thread!

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doesn't everyone

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idiot vriska
idiot vriska
idiot vriska

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it was an honor to shitpost with you all once more

remember, hope and rage are OP, mages suffer eternally, and breath is always, always about freedom

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sauce on this?

I wanna rub Jade's fuzzy belly
youtube.com/watch?v=tKjCjr0njHw

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That's a bit redundant don't you think? To commemorate the redundancy let's have a little story time.

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steelcorridor

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whoops, forgot spoiler

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...

NO HORNS
NO HAIR
NO HAPPINESS

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What The Hecky
Give Me A Smecky

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I can't stop messing up

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Aang lookin' ass

Jade's belly isn't fuzzy though.

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Uh oh...

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what went wrong

And you wonder why the neighbors hate us.

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She's got a treasure trail

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What happened?

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fuck those guys, its rape time in this thread

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Karkat read Act 6 and decided he needed to take the agony out on himself

Troll chemo. He's getting his cancer treated.

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just imagine raping and impregnating vriska
what could be better than that

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The panel before that was was a gif, watch it.

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he was always here, user

wat

uh oh........

doing the same thing to jade

literally anything. vriska is for warm hugs and occasional hardcore bdsm

...

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Trolls are very durable.

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aaaand image limit reached

we did it bros

And we hit the image limit, right before the ending. Isn't that sad, anons?

>image limit
fuck post sauce where do I find the rest

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But what if I just

*snop*

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discord.gg/Dmn8Eg6

THE LAST REFUGE OF /hsg/

>burts
>eighturts
>erts????
it's been a while since i've been in a thread that hit image limit

wow, we did it
love you, hst

fuck off discord tranny

that would be /homosuck/ since discord is for fags

no

see, this is why you have no friends, user

I'd rather have no friends than discord friends

you'll never catch me dead in a discord channel

in short
FUCK VRISKA
AND FUCK SPIDERTROLLS

jesus, anons, do need a fucking hug or something?

Please don't advertise my server as "THE LAST REFUGE OF /hsg/" that sounds incredibly faggoty

Where does the discord tranny meme come from anyways

Def would fuck spidertrolls

Yea Forums, probably

I'd let spidertrolls fuck me desu. With their big long 8 inch spidercocks.

skaianet.tumblr.com/
just a reminder before the thread dies that this is a possible happening
spread this aroun

there's an ARG but you're probably too brainlet to figure it out i know i am

you gotta flip it turnways

youtube.com/watch?v=_gux5ecFUzo

>big hips
>small chest
>that slight hint of doggypaw panties
Noice

As owner of the server that's been posted I'd like to issue a formal apology because whoever's been trying to shill my server does not know how to fucking link a discord whatsoever.

I mean first of all, linking the same goddamn discord 3 fucking times is unnacceptable. That along with declaring it "THE LAST REFUGE OF /hst/" makes the server look like a bunch of self important douchelords who think they own the homestuck fandom. It makes us look like Makin. And really, nobody wants to look like Makin.

So sorry about that and I'll tell them to knock it off.

ONLY 7 MONTHS UNTIL 10/25

gay

I FUCKING HATE VRISKA
HUSSIE CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF WITH HIS STUPID FEMDOM MIND CONTROL FETISH

can we make it to 600 posts before the thread dies

no.

yes

bich

The beacon is lit! Katnep calls for aid!

cmon, only a few more

love you hst

i love you too

10 years

600th for Clubs Deuce

600/last for HUSSIE IS ON DECLINE AND I AM ON THE RISE. GONNA WORK HARD ON MY PROJECTS, GET A GOOD PAYING JOB THIS SUMMER AND GET MY SHIT TOGETHER.

10 years of disappointment

Fuck yeah

god bless

My disappointment is immeasurable

>Neither 600th nor last
getttttttttt dunked on

4 SECONDS

S
E
C
O
N
D
S

you're doing gods work, user

IT'S HAPPENING EITHER WAY MOFOS

I'M MAKING MAJOR INROADS.

hey threads's still alive!
im so glad Yea Forums is slow as fuck.

alright im headed out
see you all in next weeks thread, if it doesnt get deleted before i get there

612 for Karkat

I honestly wish you the best user, even if you did get beat out for my man Clubs Deuce.

612, for the number of times he was cucked

>88
S8CK MY B8LGE, KARKRAP!!!!!!!!

based quads

>Tensei replied to this and said he agreed with it

Based Tensei

why do some threads get deleted 2 minutes in but some reach the limit?
is it just one janny that deletes threads?

maybe

who knows

found it funny a mod on irc quoted something from homestuck awhile ago

Any thread that has a homestuck character in the OP image immediately gets deleted, and ones that are subtler usually have like a 30% survival rate depending on, I don't know how happy the jannies felt about their last shit.

based and redpilled

wtf, sauce?

I can't post it, image limit.

sup

Yeah, so post a link to it, either the original post or the image.

homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-2

i.imgur.com/6CZQ3wU.png

>discord
Yeah, I'm sure that was really him.

It was. Belief is independent of facts. You could believe Davekat is a good ship for example, but the fact is it's shit.

>Belief is independent of facts.
I agree with you there, but in this case you believe it's him, you can't prove it. Just like you can't prove Jade doesn't have a doggy dick.

>he missed the flash where grimbark Jade sat on Dave's face and grinded her sweaty crotch all over his head while Sunsetter played
Not my fault you don't read things.

He can if he uses a pseudonym. Who's to say he hasn't already?

>Sunsetter
>not Sunslammer

Sunslammer was already used in the Terezi/MechaNepeta gangbang sequence

Fuck jannies, fuck davekat, and FUCK Hussie!

and FUCK vriska!

:33

this thread is like gamzee it just wont fucking DIE