Who’s got the biggest dick; Wolverine or Cyclops? Who fucks better? Did Jean flirt with Logan because he was packing a sausage and Scott was too monotone?
Who’s got the biggest dick; Wolverine or Cyclops? Who fucks better...
Mason Evans
Caleb Cruz
Jean flirted with Logan because he wasn't constantly telling her what to do like most of the other men in her life, and wasn't intimidate by her powers.
their genitals are absurdly irrelevant to her interests because psychic sex is way more pleasurable and intimate than physical sex
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Dominic Ramirez
Cyclops;they didn't name him after a one-eye monster for nothing
Probably Wolverine since he has hundreds of years of experience.
Jean is a fucking psycho slut who convert str8 men into fags.
Carter Hughes
Imagine reading comic books and only thinking about which character has the biggest dick
Hudson Garcia
Bishop
Matthew Torres
Logan is an bipolar alcoholic rage machine who can't die, can't sustain a meaningful relationship and can't teach. He can only get close to weak figures he can't be hurt by and idealizes Jean from a distance.
Cyclops quotes websters when he gives speeches, can't get over himself and constantly checks out his own hair.
They're both terrible in bed.
Christopher Nguyen
Logan has the bigger dick and is better in bed but is awful for any sort of long term relationship
Scott has a smaller dick and not as good at raw fucking but has more flexable kinks and is better for a stable long term relationship.
William Hernandez
Cyclops is named that way for the visor/beam user.
Owen Foster
>Who’s got the biggest dick; Wolverine or Cyclops?
Wolverine. He's got a really big hog in his pants. Cykes' is okay, I guess. An average dick. Maybe it's got a curve or something. But Wolverine's is so big that, coupled with his height, reaches almost to his knees.
>Who fucks better?
Logan's got way too much experience to not know about all the tricks and shit. But Scott's taller, and has a lot of repressed anger and anxiety, so he can go full-on beast mode and fuck her braisn out, or be extremelly passionate. Cyke's highs are higher than Wolvie's highs, but Logan's more consistent.
>Did Jean flirt with Logan because he was packing a sausage and Scott was too monotone?
Jean just wanted to make Scott jealous so that he could manhandle her and give her the rawfuck of her life.
>reads X-Stuff
>doesn't ship and have HC about lewd details
user, come on.
Lincoln Gomez
There’s gotta be a reason why every woman in the Marvel universe wants to fuck Logan. He’s got a reputation.
Justin Bennett
This desu. Women fuck Stark because he's rich and good looking, but I doubt a chronic alcoholic with heart issues and an inferiority complex is Don Juan with an 8" coke can. And yet, women fuck an ugly manlet even more, so he MUST be packing and doing something good.
Landon Bennett
Parker Price
Sauce? I think it's some Deadpool parody issue with lots of AUs, but I'm not certain.
Christian Robinson
Wolverine definitely isn't ugly, at least not since like the 80s. He looks like a short Clint Eastwood.
Easton Carter
Still a supreme manlet and it's canon he smells like shit. He dresses like a redneck too. Scott definitely mogs him in the handsomeness area. But that's what I'm saying. For him to be fucking so many women, he must have some secret talents.
Levi Parker
Nigga be hung like a donkey or some shit.
Alexander Harris
Cyclops got the biggest dick obviously
Jack Torres
Cyclops is a tactician and his second mutation is perfect geometry. He knows where a woman's g-spot is and hits it perfectly with every thrust. He also makes every telepath wet by being around him.
Wolverine has that alpha male mentality and is overflowing with testosterone. He's a bad boy with a heart of gold and he's great with kids.
Nolan Hill
>Cykefags believe that
WEW!
Elijah Thomas
>great with kids
All but two of his biological children are dead and one of them hates him.
Charles Torres
Seriously, X-shit has been about shippy soap opera shit for longer than has been alive. Probably the only fanbase that rivals it is LOSH back in its heyday with all the protofujos.
Jack Powell
Wolverine probably has the bigger dick but Cyclops fucks better.
William Martinez
Who got the better butt
Connor Sanders
>armor
>jubilee
>kitty pryde
>x-23
Go read First Class Wolverine.
Isaac Powell
I think it's Secret Wars Too.
Jason Edwards
Yup, good call. Mini storytime.
>inb4 muh RCO
Fuck off, I'm not going to libgen.
John Perry
Logan Garcia
Wyatt Ortiz
Luis Perez
The end.
Nicholas James
Only one of them is his biological daughter.
Matthew Davis
I don’t see how that means anything. Wolverine has spent a lot of his time as a father figure of some kind to younger girls.
Jose Bennett
Look at that arched back, he’s just asking for it.
Adam Moore
>Logan has the bigger dick and is better in bed
Dudes who act like Wolverine are usually 100% selfish in bed. Angry short dudes aren't usually packing much meat either.
Henry Harris
Logan's not "angry" in the overcompensation sense though. He's just gone through a lot of shit and has issues. It's mostly a facade. He's pretty chill in most books. The guy's already short, not rich or stylish, and usually not beautiful; at besst he's ruggedly handsome. Yet he's banged the most chicks out of anyone. Storm dumped T'Challa and went back to the guy.
If we are to talk overcompensating Yea Forums characters, then Doom would fit the bill. That guy IS constantly angry. Although you could read it as him having a yuge dong and thus supreme confidence. Stark's the prime example of overcompensation. Flashy clothes, flashy cars, a fake persona to hide the self-loathing.
Then there's this
I think it's fair to say that Logan's got the "Big Dick Energy" thing.
>short dudes aren't usually packing much meat either
After all my /gif/ visits and whatnot, I'd say dick size is absolute fucking luck at this point. More or less anyhow. That Amazing Atheist guy was 6'7" and yet had a 5" dick that, when covered by his fat rolls looked like a micropeen. Shit's weird.
As for the Sex Moves, I don't think Logan would be bad, and throughout the years he'd have certainly picked up a lot of stuff to use, but I think Scott has the edge her purely due to height. With his constant fixed posture and worries and supression, he can really manhandle a woman. But then again, Logan can do some really kinky shit due to his powers... That's more difficult to reach a consensus on.
Dylan Evans
Cyclops would have the bigger dick but lacks stamina. Wolverine's is likely proportionately the same as Scott but is significantly smaller due to Logan being a midget. Wolverine has far more stamina/experience though and never stays flaccid for long due to the healing factor.
Anthony Ortiz
Give up Cykefag, Logan's got all the canon evidence he needs.
Elijah Gonzalez
>Dick
Logan.
>Moves
50/50. Logan knows more, Scott’s a better lover.
Ayden Fisher
Cyclops.
Captain America has the biggest dick in the Marvel Universe.
Juan Phillips
Wolverine is a fucker with healing factor, Scott doesn't need that to be brave.
Brayden Martinez
When you're 5'3", having an above average dick looks more impressive.
Wolverine's dick is probably thicker and chicks dig the animalistic energy, but Cyclops has a 9 inch dong and he's the kind of guy who practices so much that he knows how to make girls cum in seconds.
Cooper Nguyen
>Cyclops
>9 inch dong
Lel.
Blake Hughes
Someone in this thread really needs Cyclops to be hung, huh?
Henry Myers
Yup. It's honestly embarassing. We have canon evidence of Logan sleeping with so many women, which wouldn't be possible unless he knew how to fuck. And yet all the Cykefags infesting the board need to have their Power Fantasy of "muh Big Dicked Rightclops". It's sad.
Jacob Wilson
Wolverine has a lot of one-night stands, but Cyclops has gotten three women completely obsessed with his dick. He even converted one of Marvel's sluttiest women into his personal, monogamous cocksleeve. From this we can deduce that while Wolverine is more immediately attractive, and likely has a bigger dick, Scott is leaps and bounds the better lover.
Hunter Scott
That I can agree with. Which is what I've been saying. But there is no way that Scott's dick is a gigadong. He's not the "shy dork that hides an annaconda" trope. He's the competent, no-fun-and-games workaholic with doubts. He's the character who ends up being good at bed, but isn't equipped with a python. I can believe Cap has a big ass dick. Angel most probably does. Beast could have a real fat chode. But Cyke ain't that type.
Mason Thomas
>He even converted one of Marvel's sluttiest women into his personal, monogamous cocksleeve.
Ryder Ross
Wolverine probably has a monster dong. There's got to be a reason so many women go for the hairy, angry manlet and come back for seconds.
Cyclops I imagine is probably above average.
Josiah Brooks
Probably Grayson.
Jose Cruz
Cyclops was my first husbando so him
Sebastian Ross
>Who’s got the biggest dick
Mystique.
or Rogue .
Maybe both.