Tom Preston/Andrew Dobson roast

>Johnny Depp

Woof. That hot take aged like milk.

So did Johnny Depp.

He's missing out. Mel may be crazy, but he can make a good movie.

I mean, the premise itself isn't bad. It very much does come across as trying to get feminist kudos, but I don't think "character is so badass they un-snap" is a bad idea for a simple gag.

He actually thought he looked like this even when he had hair.

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I have a Dracula story where Vlad Tepes first encountered vampirism as a hostage in the Ottoman Empire and that's the reason he practices impalement.

>hating on mel gibson

Mel is always be one of those most based actors of all time and /our/ guy.

Fucking dobson.

Is he single? Didn’t he have a wife?

Girlfriend.

Broke up a long time ago.

Lives with his parents now.

If you want the quintessential example of what a SJW is, people like Moviebob and Dobson are prime examples.

I wouldn't call Bob a SJW. He's just insane. The 2016 presidential election broke his brain.

I see a lot of people like Dobson agreeing with him though.

He had a hambeast girlfriend at one point, but in typical Dobson fashion it fell apart due to his childish mentality. He was bitchy he couldn't celebrate Christmas and had to deal with her and her family's Hanuka celebration even though they went out of their way to have a little Christmas thing done up for him and acted like a baby the whole time. He posts all of this on his Deviant Art account without ever talking to his girlfriend about this, she comes on and calls him all his bullshit from that night and tells him to talk to her first about their problems before ranting online behind her back. She left him shortly afterwards.

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What?

Dobson's recount of 9/11

Dobson is out of touch with time and reality.

imagine waking up one day and your computer says "welcome to AOL"

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how is it possible for one man to be so thoroughly unlikable

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>Please m'am, may I have some coochie? Just a little bit...please...please

Reminder that Dobson hates anime is because people like it

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I can sort of relate because I had a much higher tolerance for low-effort otaku pandering anime in my youth than I do now, but I won't go as far as hate the entire genre because of it. Hell, 90% of ANY genre is trash.

>my once favorite shows were now popular
REEEEE MUH GATEKEEPING

>went to college
>spelled it as collage
its fun how easy it is to laugh of this fucker

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Dobson is like Captain Janeway. He'll say one thing and do the opposite. Guys are bad for sexualizing women but Dobson is okay shipping lesbian relationships whenever he can because he clearly has a fetish for lesbians. The slightest hint of one female showing some amount of caring towards another female instantly means they wanna bang each other.

Calvin is a Kid of course he’s gonna think girls stink.

God damnit, Dobson.

S P A R E C O O C H I E ?

>I N F L A T I O N P O R N
may he never escape his crimes

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I love how he brags about being an ally but clearly only cares about lesbians, and only because they get his dick hard.

If this comic had Batman instead of Captain Marvel you wouldn't be bitching.

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That's impossible. Dobson hates batman. Also that would be just as shitty of a comic. HURR HURR MY FAV CHARACTER IS AWESOME, THEY CAN STOP BEING KILLED BE THANOS. That's about as child minded as you can get.

In case some of you don't know he's working on a big project right now, a comic that's supposedly over 160 pages long, can't wait for that shitshow

Dobson's problem wasn't his fetish. He could be info feet, diapers and scat for all I care. It's the hypocritical and asshole-ish attitude that he constantly puts on display, the height of virtue signaling just for good boy points, while failing to practice what he preaches. For example, this is a classic Dobson-ism.

>I won't watch any movies where women are portrayed as weak or submissive to men
Also Dobson
>I love Metroid: other M, where a strong woman character is beaten and treated like a child, and she willingly submits to male figures

See how that can make you look like an idiot?

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AOL used to have a friendly computerized "WELCOME" announcement when you started it.

>we noticed that you're a bad artist
>here are some videos related to that

10bux says he's never going to finish it

He's a talentless, sanctimonious prick, what's not to like? He's always good for a laugh

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You talking 'bout Linkara, I know.

How dare he diss on Bugs Life that shit was decent

Didn't he endorse genocide or a removal of rights from submental inferiors (with Bob being an intellectual ubermensch, of course).

He's done 140 pages already, but i don't doubt that he would stop publishing the pages if too many people talked shit about it, since he's going to try and release 3 pages per week of an already complete comic

Linkara owned up to it, which I think helped defend against the potential trolling. Once he admitted he was a dirty cockslut, the discussion around that topic died out or at least became a relatively obscure meme.

Besides, even if Linkara weren't into futa, he'd have still had "Lightbringer" to be shamed for.

>literally cucking himself out of movies

What's the point of the comic then?
Also isn't this the guy who compared having to go to his grandma's funeral instead of staying home and playing mario bros 3 for the hundredth time to the holocaust?

No, that was Bob Chipman. And he didn't compare anything to the Holocaust; he compared the reveal of SMB3 in "The Wizard" to the JFK assassination and 9/11.

He owned up to the porn, and we all like weird things, but he is a hypocrite because he has openly chastised erotic and sexual depictions of established female characters.
Because when someone draws established female characters in erotic ways in a comic, that's patriarchy, but when he enjoys that shit it's okay.