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incoming seething trannies to defend their captain cuntwhore

i never said anything bad about it

>32 reviews
I would if you had an up to dat picture

But I guess asking DC retards to do something slightly intelligent really is asking too much

If anything my only problem is that it isn't goofy enough

is it worth seeing would like honest opinions

Oh no OP looks like you're using an old score

No. It's DC trying to make a Marvel movie so it's just embarrassing cringe like Green Lantern.

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> "its cringe"
> guardians 2 had fucking memes
yeah bro, dc is so cringe.

Nah. It won't match Captain Marvel or Endgame. Never will.

Get
Fucked :)

You know his comics have always had a pretty heavy focus on comedy, along with the superhero shit, right?
What the fuck else kind of movie would they make?

>It won't match Captain Marvel or Endgame. Never will.
Won't even make as much as their opening weekends

Anyone who willingly takes part in company wars autism, kill yourself.

>What the fuck else kind of movie would they make?
A good one?

>TFW we live in a timeline where Shazam actually had a better movie than Superman.
You can hear Fawcett's editorial crew laughing in heaven.

>> guardians 2 had fucking memes
wut.

Go home Snyder, your drunk

Hello disneyreviewer! do you want a pillow fight between Shazam and Sivana?

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Yes most people make memes of movies they like. They also make fanart

I can understand how this is a foreign concept to a DKek like yourself since your shitty movies don't have fans

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I thoroughly enjoyed the movie, it wasn’t overbearingly funny but had great jokes peppered throughout the film, had A few scares in it, I’ve heard people refer to it as a movie that harkens back to the old Amblin movies of the late 80’s early 90’s and it really does feel like a fun Family adventure film

Is your reading comprehension that bad? He was saying that they put memes in the movie, not that things from the movie became memes.

>they put memes in the movie
But they didn't.

>needlessly violent
what did she expect? billy to jerk off criminals to get them to stop?

>rocket raccoon is called a "trash panda"

And?

that's a meme you goddamn fucktard.
>Disney shill detected

>SJW Marvel Cuck VS Zoomer DC retard

Get fucked by actual Detective Pikachu Redpilled kino

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Why? This is going exactly as I predicted,
Shazam with get better reviews, but not make as much money. Then End Game will come out an everything else will be forgotten.

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Holy shit....

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Apologize for people enjoying generic capeshit movies?

apologise for being a moron about shazam.

Based Chadzam

>The character DC named after Marvel sheepishly gave the name back and then followed the Marvel formula to make an actually good, quip-filled cinematic contender that's fit to stand near Based Marvel
Who would be mad? This is great, you've earned this, little buddy!

based

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thing is, my quips are hilarious and original.
your quips are cringey and dull, thus not making them quips at all.
evil quips.

A decade or so:
>marvel shit is just quips!
Now that DC also does quips:
>marvel doesn't even do quips, only DC does
Huh..

I never complained about marvel doing quips, I complained about them doing shitty quips.

I will pistol whip the next man that says "quips"

inb4 mcu normies spouting "ROTTEN TOMATOS SCORES DONT MATTER!!!!!"when they constantly and obsessively shitposted about RT for BvS, Justice League and Suicide Squad against Marvel movies

Back to Yea Forums Rajesh.

Still higher than Captain Fungus

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Quips

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For now but not for long

Kys marvelcuck

Sorry your movie was garbage and is going to bomb

Whatever you say. Ladderbro

nice full house, I guess I can overlook this.

NOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

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Wow a whole $3.3 million that will DEFINITELY soften the blow when the opening weekend comes in way below expectations because everyone who wanted to see this piece of shit just did

Most MCU fans are looking forward the Shazam movie.

>3.3 million with a lot of people unsure about it
>now everyone is saying it's great so the word is spreading and the tracking will go way up
COPE

Sure just like Aquaman which went from $65 million to $65 million

>not using top critics

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It's actually rising again

To once again function as a society we should start following people that large around playing the tuba.

Nah, even we thought it was shit.

it will make it even better when it breaks 1bil

>do you want a pillow fight between Shazam and Sivana?
Sounds to sexy

Finally, my Tax dollars being put to good use.

It will NEVER break a billion

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apologize threads should be banned

Why all the anger? It's just a fun movie.

There's only one Shazam movie that's making a billion

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Her movie will remain mediocre trash, while based Chadzam will be regarded as Capekino

Critics are admitting Captain Marvel is trash in comparison to Shazam

>47 reviews
>went up to 94
Based

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Her movie will also remain one of the highest grossing movies of the year while Shitztain will be regarded as that one time DC made a slightly mediocre Marvel movie

48 reviews now

I wouldn’t be surprised if Shazam ended up being the best reviewed superhero movie this year.

It's not gonna hit 78 lmao. That's just fucking sad.

It might if they get some instructions form the (((top)).

It wasn't a piece of shit. You haven't seen the fucking movie.

Keep believing that. Mouseshill

>check catalog
>6 Yea Forumseddit threads
Fuck mods

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>Dc made a better movie

Fix that for you, Carolfag

>slightly mediocre Marvel movie
It's better than anything Marvel's put out recently. You haven't fucking seen it.

based

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ITT: Marvelfags shitting on a movie they haven't even seen yet.

>fun, wholesome movie with no politics beats out the dumpy, anti-white GRRRPOWER movie

based billy

I'm saying Shazam won't hit that low, idiot. I saw it. It was great.

You faggots said that for Aquaman too and it was shit

Is it true Mr. Mind shows up?

Absolutely

shit > rancid shit

SEETHING

COPE

And that is how you know Dkeks are rabid dogs frothing from the mouth that will even turn on their own based on a misunderstanding

Yes. Mid-credits.

I'm guessing it's too much to hope for that we can just let the movie succeed in peace without comparisons?

You guys don't have to take the bait you know

Yes

Was there a second post-credits scene? I left after mr mind

Actually, you can see him in the first 5 minutes. There’s a small sequence that gets him to where he is at the end.

marvelfags have been shitting on us for months leading up to this, they deserve it

Company wars and general shitposting are to ingrained into Yea Forums

>months
It's been for years. dcfags kinda invite it at times though

shazam and freddy talk about aquaman felt like a deleted scene

Yeah. It was Freddy testing if Billy can talk to fish. Then he makes an Aquaman joke.

>a character from David F. Sandberg's film Lights Out will make a cameo appearance.[30][31]

Anyone know what it was? I can't remember.

Based tranny

Nope but did you see Annabelle?

I more happy about the fact that Zachary's movie did well.

It's at 94 now

Shazam will bolster Levi's career as a leading man like Guardians did for Pratt

The movie's not even out yet

then how did i see it last night user?

You got paid for it? And I'd recommend you wait until the release of the movie. Then we'll see

hey retard: shazam just had early showings all across the US, open to the public

no attack was made

For previews. Not full release. Which is in April. Your words alone isn't enough

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
I'M IN CHARGE HERE!!

Nigger, I had to pay for a ticket just like any other movie. This wasn't some media preview bullshit.

Even if Man Of Steel was good that woiuln't surprise me. Shazam is a much better character

we still had to pay for it

Probably forever if we're being honest. Did Captain Marvel even start in the 90's?

That would be nice.
I actually liked Chuck and he seems like a cool guy.

NOOOOOO but there were empty showings and seats everywhere!

Can confirm.
Shazam is the DC movie I have been looking the most forward to up untill now.
Besides a bit of healthy competition is good.

How the fuck was Marvel Anti-white?

You should visit the Carol threads. It's a nightmare with these marvelfags

I mean, has anyone tried? What if it works?

I mean, if someone like Wonder Woman did it would probably work.

>what did she expect?
She was reaching for reasons to hate it. Did you not see the publications she reviews for?

So if Hawkman just pulled out your dick and started jerking you off, you would still try to rob a bank after?

That still isn't enough until the full release

Fat people shouldn't be allowed to have an opinion on anything.

Meanwhile...
It goes both ways user. This is simply a fact.

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next you'll move the goalpost til it's out on home media

Man she must have hated infinity war, Thanos killed half the universe

I'm more of a wait-and-see guy since everything that has happened before Captain Marvel's release and a shit load of crap was brought up and I made the mistake of believing in it

So I would rather not give a damn on what you lot would say until it's out

>movie is literally a safe bet with meager budget, no expectations and feels like a parody of marvel movies.
>DC has to copy Marvel to make money and be liked
embarrassing

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Seriously kys. Most reviewers say that the humor is the exact opposite of Marvels. I.E. less stupid.

No. Because I had faith in the movie since the very beginning.

Only a retard would think that its humor is anywhere close to the MCU's wink at the audience and make fun of your own story humor.

Shazam's humor reminded me more of WB's old Looney Tunes cartoons with how witty, silly and appropriate its humor is. Its not placed randomly in the middle of an emotional or intense scene cause it doesnt want to break immersion. Can you say the same for marvel films?.

yet DC continues with their piss fetish jokes

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Something that I really liked about the movie was that it was diverse without batting you over the head and circlejerking about how progressive it is.

>"Eh it's not my thing".

I loved how matter of fact it was about that particular character being gay and not doing what Marvel is, possibly, doing with the eternals film.

I don't think he was gay, he was a kid in an awkward situation

Fuck off and grow up incel

This. Incels deserved to be punched like the Nazis they are

unlike Marvel, DC doesn't seem to understand the serious to silly threshold of comic book movies, like Tony talking about shawarma after coming back from sending a nuke through a space portal into a giant spaceship. judging from Shazam, DC seems to either go hard in one direction, not trying to find that middle ground.

meanwhile Shazam's sequel tease is a talking worm. Howard in GOTG wasn't meant to be serious, it was just a joke.

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>serious, it was just a joke.
This. Marvel doesn’t make baby movies for incels and retards. Fuck dc

Is this sarcasm?

Fuck off incel

hol' up, bitch sit down, be humble
hol' up, bitch sit down, be humble
hol' up, bitch sit down, be humble
hol' up, bitch sit down, be humble

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>Marvel doesn’t make baby movies for incels and retards.

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hot

>Incel cries bad post memes

People said the same about Captain Marvel

If Cap. Marvel ends up having too big of a role which she didn't earn in End Game, then you will be absolutely correct.

Considering Infinity War was 85% I think critics will also not rate Endgame too high
There's still Far From Home and Joker though

>DC makes edgy movies that suck
>Said movies tank and everyone hates them
>DC copies the Marvel formula where movies have to be funny
>Movies are successful
hmmmmmm

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What about Dark Phoenix, user? Surely that has a chance

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>>DC copies the Marvel formula where movies have to be funny
Shazam is more like Donner's Superman

>Carolfag

Just end your pathetic existence already

>trannies, roasties and söy drinkers don't realize they fell for marvel's vagina shilling, further emphasized by Brie Larson being a massive cunt
>because marvel shilled using the mighty uterus, they brainwashed them as the defense force for the movie

beyond pathetic

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Have you seen Carol threads and Reddit MCU threads. They’re the definition of retarded incels

Marvel invented fun.

It's back up to 95% now

It won't though, Endgame will cut its late legs off, specially overseas. No matter how well it does in China, it's gonna drop as a rock once Endgame opens.
Ant-Man & The Wasp numbers (both domestic and WW) would be brilliant for it, specially since its budget was about half of that one.

It's a film about family, and that's what's so powerful about it

You haven't seen it. Stop fucking lying.

This
One scene that jumped out at me was the bit near the end where he's in the dart-throwing booth and he hands the tiger to the little girl. I'd been so conditioned by the MCU that I just expected a joke to undercut that entire scene, like first he hugs the tiger before reluctantly giving it to the little girl or something, but instead it's just a simple scene where he owns up to the responsibility of stopping Sivana. It made me remember what it's like to see a movie that wasn't made on an assembly line

Saw both with my girlfriend. We both liked Shazam better. The humor was nothing like Marvel's, and was actually quite balanced. And even then, that's not unique to Marvel films. You can't trademark decent writing. No one copied jack shit. Come up with better insults, jesus.

That's a meme? I thought it was just irl slang.

Chapo is over there baby. ->
Anyway, I'm just hoping that the movie is fun, nothing else.

That better be Billy in there.

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Aaaaand saved

If you think review scores matter, you're a petulant child.

Captain Marvel actually meant something. It's a symbol for little girls everywhere, a message that says "You can also be a hero!". Grow up and realize that a movie being "good" doesn't make it important.

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based schizo Yea Forumsfaggot

No fighting.

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>It's a symbol for little girls everywhere
you can totally take that as a message of the movie but it's clear that the most pertinent theme of Captain Marvel is an anti-war message.

>Captain Marvel actually meant something. It's a symbol for little girls everywhere, a message that says "You can also be a hero!"
So it's Wonder Woman, got it

Yeah. To bad the main audience was white men in their 20's and little girls will be lining out of the door for Frozen 2

You raise a good point user. Who cares about quality as long as you can market it to little girls?

This is a great articulation of what separates a superhero movie with comedic elements like Shazam from quip-a-minute MCU shit

I seriously doubt many little girls went to see Captain Marvel, let alone enjoy it. Some people make the mistake of thinking that little girls will like something simply because the main character is a woman. Little girls actually love Spider-Man and Batman.

>memes
what are you talking about? honestly curious

There have been female superhero movies and TV shows long before Captain Marvel, shitbrain.

You’re making it really obvious that you’ve never read Shazam.

>”D-DC copied Marvel because it has jokes in it!”

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>implying Shazam was the first DCEU movie to try incorporate humor to salvage their dying franchise
Aquaman says hey

At least Aquaman wasn’t a total fucking quip machine like Iron Man. But Shazam’z entire point revolves around a silly gimmick, and what a kid would do if he suddenly got superpowers. A totally dark Shazam movie would’ve been fucking retarded.

>mfw Black Adam almost got his own movie before Shazam

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>DCKeks complaining about memes in GOTG2 while Shazam has dabbing and Fortnight dances

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I have nothing to apologize, I’m excited for this movie

Eat the disk

I shouldn't be reading this stuff. It's going to get my hopes up when I actually see it on the 4th. I'm really excited though.

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Lol her account is only 3 months old, and her first reviews are Aquaman, Mary Poppins, and Wreck it Ralph 2
Guess what she gave to them
She 'didn't like the ending'.
Still gave it a positive review for 54disneyreviews.com though

imagine coping this hard.

you don't 'make' a meme you fucking newfag

3 out of the 4 rotten reviews are fucking stupid

I wonder who's behind this post...

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>Marvel makes serious 90's action movies that suck
>said movies tank and everyone hates them
>Marvel tries to copy the Mel Brooks formula by having humor
>movies are successful
hmmmmmmm

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There aren't any companywars in that thread though

Wrong

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Well no because it was 95% when that was posted

nice Damage Control

no little girl cares for captain marvel so you can stop lying now. Frozen is still their central obsession.

The film doesn't need damage control

I just want him to beat Captain fungus in box office i know it's imposible ...

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Marvel could have released anything as a warm up for Endgame and it would have done huge numbers. You'll get some faggot saying "Buh Ant-Man and the Wasp didn't get a boost!" as if they're comparable

Yeah, that wasn't directly connected to Endgame in the same way CM did, and you could still argue it actually got a boost. I doubt that film would've done 400 million overseas if it wasn't for the Avengers/Marvel association.

Considering Billy is of an age where he would realistically play Fortnite, it actually makes sense.

hell no.
me and hawkman would have some more important business to take care of.

Well as long as you know

>antman 2 not connected to endgame
desperate

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Desperate how, exactly? And it wasn't, just like Homecoming wasn't connected to Infinity War, even though Spider-Man shows up.

>Turned from 95 to 93 'cause a review that was tagged as fresh suddenly got changed as rotten
lol

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I just listened to the review from everyone's favorite Numale, Chris Stuckmann . He liked the movie over all but his problem with Sivana just made me laugh. He says it's unbelievable that he would go from childhood to now with the same grudge. It's a wizard offering you magic powers and then snatching it away from you not a kid stealing your Charizard card. I would be bitter about that for the rest of my fucking life

Captain Marvel was teased in the ending of Infinity War and released just a month before Endgame. That said to people this is an important must see movie. It's an event tie-in in movie form and you're lying to yourself if you can't see that

I don't know what Stuckmann was thinking there, I guess he didn't grow up with Sivana enough

in all honesty, I wish iron man had bombed, and the mcu never started.

But Shazam is actually funny and doesn’t undercut any serious moments with jokes unlike the MCU.

I had the exact same thought during Aquaman when Arthur comes out of the waterfall with his classic outfit. Does Feige just think that audiences won’t take anything seriously so you have to undercut every serious moment?

Another dc flop another day

just watched aquaman
genuinely better than the typical marvel shlock

also, i genuinely unironically like pitbull's africa rendition

We understood your taste was questionable from the first post.
Aquaman is a mid-tier MCU movie, a bit heavy on the CGI, but gets away with it because of all the "water" camera filtering.
Mamoa was a decent Aquaman-adjacent character, I don't mind reimaginings. Mera was almost as dull as she was in JL. The villains and secondary characters were great.

>Aquaman is a mid-tier MCU movie
>The villains and secondary characters were great.
How was it like a MCU movie then?

Aquaman was officially the first DCEU movie with villains written in an interesting manner. Most of the DCEU villains are pure garbage.
The MCU has been producing better villains with every phase, Loki is no longer an outlier.

Winter Soldier>Aquaman>Ragnarok

You know, thinking on it, Winter Soldier>Aquaman = Ragnarok>Ant-Man and Wasp.

Ragnarok and Aquaman are basically the same level of movie.

living rent free since february

>villains written in an interesting manner
Again, how is that like the MCU then?

its not.
the mcu formula went rotten long ago.

lmao they fucking gave Captain Marvel certified fresh after like 4 reviews, but still haven't done it for Shazam even though it's pretty much guaranteed to stay above 80%. No bias though.

>Sam Raimi
>James Wan
>James Gunn
>David Sandberg

Why do horror directors make the best capeshit movies?

Reminder that Captain Marvel has almost the same RT score as Iron Man 2

Y'all don't remember Yondu's emotional speech about how Ego may have passed on his genes to Peter, but we can leave behind much more than DNA, and he wasn't the one to pass on his memes?

Don't be daft. They wait for 80 and a rating of 75 or over reviews before they give a certified fresh.

>implying Iron Man 2 is bad
Aquaman has an even lower RT score so that must mean Aquaman is a super shitty movie.

according to you, at least.

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Zod was pretty good

Aquaman is a shitty movie.

Will you ever fuck off?

Being an autistic faggot is all he has in life. If he fucks off, he'll probably be dead no more than 3 days later.

You say that like it's a bad thing

Because Cap Marvel made over 900 million and Shitzam can't?

avatar made a fuckload more than that, but was mediocre at best.
the gross is not an indicator of quality, fucktard.

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So by your logic, Minions is an animated masterpiece because is made over a billion dollars.

I am legitimately curious about the age of those who engage in company wars and actually have an emotional attachment to a movie franchise the same way people who watch fucking sports do with their favorite team.

>yasss captain marvel made x billions more than shazam, I'm so happy right now

You'll never see a penny of that money, why do you care?

I'm pretty weary of the whole "Rotten Tomatoes matters/doesn't matter, Box Office matters/doesn't matter" thing that you inevitably get with a discussion of the DCEU.
You play this game just like everyone else.

I hope your Shazam! movie is everything you hope for.

I can only speak for myself: but I never saw Shazam as a legit rival for Captain Marvel.
Ok, there's the name thing; blame DC for that.
Otherwise it's a low budget silly movie that isn't intended to do MCU money. It's a strangely violent film for kids.

I'm happy when either company meets its expectations because it means more movies.

im just glad is set to flop

It won't though

It has much of the same "fanbase" on Yea Forums as Alita.
Thus it is incapable of doing poorly, no matter the box office. But I expect it to do Ant-Man to Ant-Man & Wasp numbers, which will be a success for it. Maybe it will surprise.

Captain Marvel and Avatar's box office is fact your delusion is not

I also expect this to do Ant-Man numbers but that would eb a big success for such a cheap film. People (Not Yea Forums) are way more into this than they were for Alita

The release date screwed it. Endgame marketing is about to go into overdrive totally overshadowing Shazams release then a couple weeks later it will get any legs it might have had totaly cut out from under it. The special early release it just had was an attempt to gain some early WOM before it gets lost in the endgame hype. it will probably struggle to 400m ww like alita.

Manga adaptations are not the hot genre right now. I'll be surprised if Shazam makes less than Ant-Man or more than Ant-Man and Wasp. But not shocked. It's gotta have a strong 2 weekends, because Endgame is going to eat up the audience for practically everything.

>Manga adaptations are not the hot genre right now
Exactly and Alita still made 400mil. Shazam is getting great reviews, great word of mouth and DC does have a dedicated fanbase. It's going to make at least 400mil for sure even with Endgame looming. Also it's getting 3 weekends before Endgame

It really depends on whether audiences see it as a Spy Kids-esque kid's film or a lighter Ant-Man sorta movie. There's even a chance it will gain some unintended synergy with Captain Marvel/Endgame.
The best thing going for it is that there's nothing else but (weak) kiddie fare, horror movies and limited release stuff leading up to the 25th.

I personally plan to see it. But a lot of people I know/am related to who typically see the big cape movies have said they have no plans to.

The fucking lengths the internet has went through to protect Captain Marvel from deleting posts to altering searches on youtube. Yet mouseketeers have the stones to say there is no weird collusion with Disney going on.

I'm tired of marvel shills who conveniently forget all of the mcu failings but harp on the tiniest mistake dcu makes.

Being bombarded by triggered SJW(R)'s negative commentary isn't a "failing".
It was an effort intended to have an effect, and it did, just not the one intended. Instead of damaging the Marvel (Disney) brand, RT just took away the toy. Boo Hoo.

So they never bothered with taking away the toy until it made too much noise despite having ample time to do it before? gotcha!

>A successful DC movie? LOOKS LIKE MARVEL WINS AGAIN!
The drones are real.

its called trolling, dear, its a art

People just made it way, way too obvious.
The sheer number of reviews piling on got a bit silly.
It's funny that Yea Forums's SJWs came to take a poke at Disney, and got a hand-slap from WB (who own the aggregate).
>A successful DC movie?
Let's not get entirely ahead of ourselves.

What he's really tired of is that when he does this shit to Marvel movies, he gets laughed at, rather than the tears he's prepared to shed for Shazamwow.

>his comics have always had a pretty heavy focus on comedy
Ah, so you think Geoff Johns created him. Got it.

Hell, you're lucky to be talking with someone who is at least familiar with the Johns stuff.

He escaped Arkham again?

So besides Adam Brody who plays the rest of the Marvel family?

>Ignores WW, Aquaman, The countless Batman and Superman movies

Aight

>DC copies the Marvel formula where movies have to be funny
Is this like "Halo invented FPS" but with "Marvel invented levity?" Are you going to do this for every DC movie that isn't Batman?

I'm not ignoring the success of WW or Aquaman.
There aren't as many as 10 Batman or Superman movies, I'm sorry you can't count to 10. Oh, and a decent number of them were pretty dire, and a few of them objectively unsuccessful as Hell.
I'm just wary of proclaiming Shazam a success.
On the one hand, it's something of a triumph that it exists at all. On the other, it's been made into little more than a vehicle to feed Johns residuals.

He didn't say "Marvel invented levity". He said that WB/DC stopped trying to be the Dark Mirror of the MCU and just went full jokey lighthearted MCU.
The abrupt change in tone and the similarity between the substance of the NuDCEU and the MCU is objective fact.
But hey, you kick whatever Strawman's ass you gotta.

>The abrupt change in tone and the similarity between the substance of the NuDCEU and the MCU is objective fact.
MCU's aquaman would be more self-degrading. So not really.

Nah Avatar only made those big bucks due to the 3D gimmick being huge back then.

I'm glad Sivana is still wicked and obsessed. He has power but he still wants THE power he was denied.

DJ Cotrona: Pedro
Ross Butler: Eugene
Meagan Good: Darla
Michelle Borth: Mary
Basically the rumors were spot on for a year

You can hardly call it abrupt when Suicide Squad was already that

Itt: people who never read comics fighting over comic movies

Im just glad were getting a Capitan Marvel movie, only down side is Silvanas is not a goblin.

>03/24/19(Sun)07:19:50
you retards are STILL going at it?

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Wow, DC is actually saving their cinematic universe. I am happy for them. Still waiting for that 98% for Endgame though

Very true, Avatar offered an experience you couldn't get before. It was truly an anomaly.

I can only hope this leads to Him being more popular than superman.

>Warner Bros.’ Fandango preview screening yesterday at 1,200 struck lightning with a $3.3M gross besting the paid-preview figures of DreamWorks Animation-Fandango preview of How to Train Your Dragon 3 ($2.6M), Atom & Amazon’s WB preview of Aquaman ($2.9M), and Atom/Amazon’s previews of Sony’s Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle ($1.8M) and Hotel Transylvania 3 ($1.3M)

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PINGAS

snooPINGAS usual I see.

For literally telling everyone, including Disney shills, to wait to see the final result instead of whining like every other time a DCEU movie is announced? Nah
I'm genuinely happy people like it because so far, I have liked all the movies to some degree. They all feel unique and comicbook like. I also like the fact that every movie comes off as a different kind of genre and has a different scale to it, I dig that kind of shit

A $90 million movie making $400 is literal gangbusters, you nonce.

I was never against it. And seeing as its reviews are really, really positive (fuck the average score, read the actual reviews you tits), I'm glad the DCEU finally has a good movie. It's about damn time.

By the way, just saying, if you are unhappy about this or turning it into a chance to snipe at Marvel, you are demonstrating the dehumanizing power of capital to cultivate an identity for you that is dependent on consumerism. Your opinion is as a result worth less than nothing.

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imma just sliiiiide on in and bump this real quick like.

DENIED!

the only place where Endgame's release date will matter significantly is Japan, since Shazam is being released on the 19th there
Hopefully they enjoy it as much as they do Raimi's Spider-Man

Congrats, you bullied the poor girl into deleting her review

The Disney checks are clearing, folks!

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I saw an early screening Saturday. I was genuinely surprised by it. I was expecting lots of cringe and a lot of jokes to be really corny. To be fair there are tiny bits of corniness but that's almost unavoidable with make a movie based on the Original Captain Marvel. Overall its probably my favorite DC movie. The only thing I can complain about is a trope that was used in the film of "We're friends but now we're not because of broken promise or some shit but we'll be friends again by the end of the film". That shit. Other than that, I thought it was great. Fans of the comics will love the first post credit scene. 2nd post credit scene is pointless and not funny.

>jokes on you, its only at a 93%
kys

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Yikes. Mouseshills are getting desperate

The only one who is delusional is you, Laddercuck

It's not at 93% dipshit

In fact it won't even be in the 90s for much longer

>This faggot is smashing F5 desperate for the score to drop
Fucking obsessed

Okay 92%. still good

That review actual reads like author was stretching to find things he disliked about the movie because he went in wanting to hate it. Shazam is going end higher than CM on than both RT and Metacritic anyway

Company wars threads are a form trolling, and trolling is a very clear and distinct sign of a severe mental illness.
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Just dropping by to call you a faggot. Have a terrible day.

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