reposting the song becuase i noticed in the last thread an user wanted it
dies finale
The day of wrath, that day
will degrade us to shitposting,
with Yea Forums being witness along with Tumblr.
How great will be the Reeeing,
when the Endgame is to come,
laying waste to all ships and theories.
The megas, carrying new episodes
through the depths of the forums,
will summon all to watch the show.
tripfag and user will marvel,
when the theory will rise again,
to respond to the lore.
The screencaps will be brought forth,
in which all is contained,
from which the theory shall be judged.
When therefore we Judge and sit,
whatever lies hidden will be shown:
nothing will remain undisscussed.
What then will I, poor wretch [that I am], watch?
Which show will I revere,
when [even] the newcommers may [only] hardly be good?
Queen of fearsome rusing,
Who freely teases those that are on ships,
save me, oh grant me mercy.
Remember, merciful nefcy,
that I am the cause of Thy ratings:
lest Thou lose my interest.
Seeking me, Thou sattest tired:
Thou redeemedst [me], having suffered the hiatus:
let not so much waiting be in vain.
Just Judge of quality,
make a gift of Starco
before the day of reckoning.
I sigh, like the guilty one:
my face reddens in guilt:
Spare the shitposting one, O God.
Thou who curses nefcy,
and denounces the show,
gavest rage to me, too.
My praises are not worthy:
but do Thou, [whos content], graciously grant
that I not be burned up by the everlasting ships.
Grant me a place among the fans,
and take me out from among the hate,
setting me on the right side.
Once the shitposters have been silenced,
sentenced to the bans:
Call Thou me with the blessed.
[Humbly] kneeling and bowed I pray,
[my] heart crushed as ashes:
take care of my favorite characters.
Tearful [will be] that day,
on which from the ashes starco will arise
the guilty tom who is to be cucked.
Then spare him, O God.
Merciful Lord nefcy,
grant them rest. Amen.
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