Why are children's books and children's shows full of hot adult women?

I want to be Amelias Butler

Don't you mean Amelia's employer?

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He's made of stone because he asked Amelia to make him rock hard.

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Life is full of hot adult women, user

No, I want to work for Amelia, I'd do it for free.

Fuck you OP.

I'm doing a nofap run, and your shitty thread is pushing me to the edge.

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Because kids should be taught to recognize beauty and sexual maturity so they actually breed and preserve the species. Misanthropic psychos hate humanity, hate sexuality and hate life, so they act outraged at sights that arouse the body and the spirit. They worship death and ugliness.

>Why are children's books and children's shows full of hot adult women?

nobody cared until this decade

it's so dads have something to look at while reading boring ass stories to their kids

Exactly, then they kill 50 peoples at a mosque and celebrate by making memes. No one hate life more than incels and channers. Im assuming that was the point you were trying to make

stop doing dumb bullshit

>they
nice try, mossad

you kids go play Fortcraft on youtube or something

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There are more efficient ways of killing yourself than by getting prostate cancer from not masturbating

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Why is Bkub's art so great?

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Source

user must REALLY like birds, I guess.

Because a lot of the time the parents are forced to sit there and watch the show with the kid, and they need something to enjoy too.

pretty much. we just remove clothes and add a few sexy bits (curves, butts, boobs, bedroom eyes, etc to varying degrees)

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Why is it dumb? I’m going to attempt it myself next month, see if I can go thirty days without masturbating. I may die I know but at least it’s my choice

I’m just glad that nobody cares about the “tumblr nose/shading”

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Nice echo chamber you got goin fag.

What the hell is a 'tumblr'?

She's a redhead wearing summer clothes outside with freckles around where the red is. Anybody that complained about that would be a retard, because that's clearly meant to be light sunburn. You can even see it a little on her shoulders.

More likely it's just meant to be a way of stylizing freckles.

What about the anime adaptation?

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>Let's put hambeasts with punk hair styles that look like fucking monsters.
Get fucked OP, you gay mongrel

We need to promote high birth rates.

It’s to subtly instill quality taste in young boys. Get them to associate attractive but modest women with motherly roles so they grow up to not give thots and fatties the time of day

To prevent them of being future faggots?

user was always green.

autism

iknowexactlywhyihavethisboner.mp3

Are we doing this again already?

All righty then.

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oh my

These pictures don't have a tumblr nose though.
Simple blushed, red face/nose isn't the same thing as tumblr nose, tumblr artists don't draw characters with red noses when it would make sense or on characters that have skin tones where that would make sense, the problem people have is when they draw a character with super dark or even inhuman skintones that has a perpetual glowing red nose which is incredibly distracting, and that's just when they limit it to noses, often they will do the same for all the characters joints (elbows,knees, knuckles,etc) as well as cheeks and orifices and it's just too much.

ayy, I knew someone was going to make another thread soon, I didnt cos jannies has been too aggro, still grateful of you fucks keeping up the last one up to week, perhaps the only present I got lol
even my parents forgot my birthday until noon of the same day

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Happy Birthday, user

And you take a lesson on colour theory

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>tfw my random edit actually got saved by someone
Thanks LS, sorry to hear about the birthday thing but I hope the thread made up for it, love you brah (no homo)

The girl version of the hover shoulder

Is this an Amelia-only thread, or can any children's book waifu join in?

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exactly.

Kids dont notice sexiness at all, I had no clue how many milfs were in my childhood cartoons.

We just a had a dedicated Amelia thread, so I don't see why we shouldn't let this be more open.

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Was the new series with her sister good?

All I have is this shit.

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Could Amelia get the Carmen SanDiego treatment ?

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Y'know, I still haven't seen it.
Was it on Netflix, or something else?

I wouldn't mind riding the back of THIS bus.

HONK HONK

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So... do we have any other examples of sexy children's lit characters? I can think of a couple, but they'd piss off the mods.

fucking do it

>Dorkly

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Don't give them ideas

>Why are children's books and children's shows full of hot adult women?
yikes

inside of the mind of an incel everybody

Well, the Geronimo Stilton girls come to mind.

Netflix

No, not really.

I honestly want that. I never read an Amelia Bedilia book before.

Your thread was my first introduction to her. sadly

Happy birthday, user. Hope things even out.

youtu.be/aoWZMr9EJhg

I do these threads at least yearly the last one again on my birthday if you look up the archives
I may do another one on /aco/ too like last year unless is one there already
hard to find them since it wasnt until I start making that put some actual naming on the thread to make it easier to search for and my trip which makes search stuff way easier on the archives despite how assblasted people get about it

desuarchive.org/co/thread/91138955/
desuarchive.org/co/thread/96651764/
desuarchive.org/co/thread/98097132
desuarchive.org/co/thread/99160605/
desuarchive.org/co/thread/99760069/
desuarchive.org/co/thread/100605799

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Well here's to next year.

I will not see you on /aco/

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"Amelia, I want to nut in your mouth"

it still confuses me where the hell we draw the line at furry shit here. looney tunes seems fine, but anything else seems to be hit-or-miss
agreed tho on the stilton girls

any others? Mary Poppins, Miss Frizzle, and of course Amelia, but i'm drawing a blank on any more that wouldnt result in anons in prison

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That game was so fucking good.

I like that shade of green for the user design. Bright green looks bad.

How about Mrs. Jewls from Sideways Stories from Wayside School?

I always liked the mom from Little Monster. I wonder if that counts as furry or not?

She needs the eren esurance look badly

cough

the what?

This chick was the face of Esurance on TV for a while. The internet produced prodigious amounts of lewds. The company discontinued her character.

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fuck off, attention-whore
you love taking all the credit for content, when you don't do shit

When I ever took credit for any art or anything like that on the thread aside from being OP? like literally? on any thread ever? my trip is there so you can fact check me

will even throw you my old one ( !yw7hh/H2.6 ) so show me where Im taking credit for anything

not letting you die

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Bless you for this

leaving, try to keep the thread alive guys

It's called a glove you stupid cunt.

tiddies

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Zeta is hot as fuck too

>any year
>not filtering attentionwhores on sight
I mean, people that go to one of the few anonymous forums on the internet, and then insist on not being anonymous are obviously retarded. You don't listen to retarded people, do you?

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Nice thumbnail.

AKA the Carmen Sandiego look, what Eren Esurance was supposed to be

cringe

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Did you plan on showing this to a tiny fetus? They won't appreciate it as much, let me tell ya.

Only teenagers use "cringe". If you aren't under 18 then why speak like you are.

Not that guy, but I'm over 30 and use the word cringe so...

Maybe fuck off?

>but I'm over 30 and use the word cringe
Gross, act your age user.

I'm 38 and I don't, because I've been here longer than some of the underage b& has been alive.
Your wording and postformatting outs you as one of the 2016 election babbies, so kind fuck off back to whatever subreddït you came from. This place is not for you.

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what a shit thread, other one was better

>this is her only recent animated apperance

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I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with you. You cunt.

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>and then they discovered that Amelia bats for the other team

agreed

Trying to be hip I see

Get this shit out of my face!

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>Not letting you die

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>he doesn't know

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>not posting the expanded version where he talks about how he's expanding the basement by digging

inb4
>not posting it yourself
I can't remember if I have it saved and I honestly can't be assed to dig through several thousand pics on the offchance that I have it.

Do it faggot!

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my sides

hmbreview.com/news/students-board-magic-school-bus-to-literacy/article_c1c9569a-45c6-11e9-8d17-0b69e13a9fb4.html

My local newspaper reported on a local schoolteacher doing this for national literacy day

Cute

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i didn't know ray romano had a video game.

the fuck.

I don't get it

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pedophilia + sexual orientation

Wait why did my wojak get deleted?

Because they're cancer

kek'd

I wish I had teachers that were willing to put in that much effort.

Whats more Fun user?

Amelia Bedlia that takes everything innocently.
Or
Amelia Bedlia that takes everything way too lewdly.

Happy Birthday user!

This is far too much effort for a shitpost

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cringe gramps

2nd t b h

It’s a kind of “lewd innocence”. Yeah, she’s flashing her cleavage accidentally, but she’s doing it while holding your hand an excitedly showing you something, and just being happy to be with you. I dunno, Ameilia Bedilia puns aside, it’s almost beautiful in idea if not in execution.

>user
>a shit trip
the absolute state of Yea Forums

You actually increase your risk if you do it constantly though. Like, 4 or more times a week. Obviously you don't do that right user?

>lewd innocence
>it’s almost beautiful in idea if not in execution
Terminate yourself, my man.

well theres multiple Amelia styles.
one could be lewd, the other oblivious, and another if you want to go to jail

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What's the one one the left for? The Gorillaz?

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That's homely Amelia

Why is there so little art of loli Amelia?

Fuck, is this why my ass has been hurting? Jesus, this is horrifying to think about.

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Because you need to get laid LOL

your ass hurting has far more likely to do with your diet
avoid diuretics (alcohol, caffeine etc) and eat more fiber (all-bran, thick fruits, beans), and drink a cup of water every hour
also shill out for either some 4-ply toilet paper or a bidet
if your ass is still hurting after five days, see a doctor

Hope I dont get ban for this continuation. No naughty bits are in sight.

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So they didn't actually forget your birthday, then.

Tragic

they remembered because outside reasons, my mother was like, oh sorry yeah your birthday is today congratulations...... ehm how old are you again? And my father called me to my phone after He remember and no, neither of them work anymore, my father is retired already

instead of doubling down to continue using her, esurance could've been drowning in money. they lost the opportunity of a life time.

sounds like theyre old and maybe not as with it as they used to be user, be thankful you have parents at all

My father is so that is ok, Im not complaning about him really, my mother though is like near 20 years younger than him though

your mother is probably deranged from emotional abuse goose

it doesn't exist anymore ... especially in murika where they get less then a waitress or pretty close at least.

Kids gotta grow up somehow, I guess.

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There are nearly 8 billion of our species, I don’t think we’re having any trouble reproducing.

Frankly I think directing people’s mating instincts towards cartoons leads to more stunted and unreproductive adults than the opposite. And those adults get into making cartoons and continue the cycle

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Unions are only concerned with admin salaries and pensions.

At a certain point this stops being funny.

Shut the fuck up, faggot.