POST YOUR WAIFU

Whoa. Probably, the first movie I ever watched in theaters.
What the name again?

Fern Gully

Fern Gully. Great movie. Tim Curry is amazing as usual.

fairies shouldn't be drawn with lipstick

it's very anti-nature

it was pure propaganda

Let's be honest, the whole point of that movie was for Tim Curry to seduce millions of people through the power of song.

>where you would take her on a date
Candlemass concert

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true, it was awesome

>Tim Curry to seduce millions of people through the power of song
That's a bad thing?

It's the blood of mortals who have insulted them. Fae beings are chaotic neutral after all.

We go to my place and watch black pilled videos.

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i want to grab that pussy

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Considering my taste, probably a skating rink or a nice picnic on a sunny day. Something where we're out active in a place where we can just talk a lot to each other and enjoy each other's company

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>Pearl
Some place exotic. Like a city in Italy or Japan
>Peridot
Anywhere really. She's not too hard to impress. A walk in the park at night would be nice.

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First we get pedicures

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Thanks.
And yes, Tim Curry voice acting is very memorable.

Well, that and Robin Williams rapping about animal cruelty

Shit, I forgot I'm terrible at finding cool places.

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How would your parents react to meeting your waifu?

GET THAT NIGGER

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I don’t think my parents would think BW is a good choice for me, sadly. She is a very arrogant, they might see her as a bad influence on me

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Not sure where I'd ask her on a date, but she'd probably look at me like this best case scenario.

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wherever it is, it would have to be somewhere foreign

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My father is white with blue eyes.
My mother is brown with brown eyes.
They would feel proud.

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She seems like the kind of person to want to stay at home and play video games.

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I'm a little concerned of where you live. I assume The South

Day Trip to local Wineries

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mobile alabama

Probably something simple like Denny's is always good

Hope your days are filled with joy Yea Forums

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There's a Greek restaurant near my home that I really like. Probably take her there or one of the Thai places.

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My waifu is best waifu

Disney world

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Yours murdered a kid

Good.

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Just saw thread description, would probably go to a theme park n then the dark rescesses of my mind

Confused
Proud
And more confusion

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But it's the best girl from Chrono Trigger...
Fuck Marle & Fuck Lucca, Ayla is the answer for everything

Mother would be glad I had found someone. Father would say nothing, because he's dead.

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Oh no!

Neat, thanks!

Meant for

>Not dancing to Miracle Johnson

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...

Come on dude, I didn't come here for these feels.

Then to the plastic surgeon

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Maybe later
youtube.com/watch?v=9Vbg8xh0MH8

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They would probably be concerned that I was so emotionally invested in a fictional character to cope with loneliness and going as far as to act like she was real and introduce them.

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Well, you got them. Though... I'm wondering just what the age gap is between Johanna and myself. Early thirties? I'm close enough that it wouldn't seem weird.

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O I N K
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My parents would not approve.

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what is the origin of this meme?

to a con, maybe

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some guy wasted money on porn of her getting raped by pigs

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Based Ryoko poster

I can't lie anymore my waifu is better than yours! She's the BEST!

No she is not, whoever she is

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She's even better than your

who is it then?

This I won't tell for how will my Waifu remain better if she is judge by your degradable eyes?

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Oh no!

A museum then dinner.

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I will not show my waifu for others to oggle, and she will be sitting in my living room with me reading books.

You don't have one don't you?

Why does Yea Forums insists on ruining former waifuism?

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waifus aren't limited to anime you idiot

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>foreign
For you or for her?

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Indeed I do, it's just she's ashamed of me and will not allow me to let others know of us.

Petting zoo
They would be just happy I had someone

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>Those trips
>Posts Circe

Oh dear lord....

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Teach her to ice skate

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They just want me to be happy, and they would love her green thumb.

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Maybe some kind of 1930s film festival?

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>and where you would take her on a date

Stay in and try to cook for her. Probably end up having to order a pizza.

Probably disbelief at first, then happy for me.
>How would your parents react to meeting your waifu?

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I get that

Death metal concert.

I don't know if they've been dead long enough to be skeletons, so they'd continue decaying, probably.

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Tommorowland

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>and where you would take her on a date
I'll admit I've never given this much thought. Truth be told, I'm not a very romantic person. However, she doesn't strike me as a type of person who would appreciate some elaborate display of affection, like say, a date at a fancy restaurant that would eat up a lot of my income. I'm sure she'd like something simpler. A concert, maybe. Or a sporting event. Meri's spontaneous, though. She'd want to go all over the place, rather than limit herself to one venue. From a rock concert to a walk in the park, an archery range to a movie theatre, et cetera.

>How would your parents react to meeting your waifu?
Assuming she's a real person, I take it? Well, they'd probably wonder why I'm into some white girl with a funny accent, and would most likely give me a hard time about it in private, despite seeming outwardly happy for me. Not that I would care though.

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Dragon ride. If you know what I mean.

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the local book store.

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A circus.

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I don't think she's have much fun going to a circus to watch others perform

My other idea was sex.

>we didn't get the first movie's outfit with the 2nd movies design

feels bad man.

I tell them she's pretty much a fallen goddess and I wouldn't settle for anything less. My Parents would be concern about her looks but would soften up quickly when they start talking.

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>stealing as great of a waifu as these
y'all niggas be lucky I have a backup plan
eat a dick.

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Fuck, wrong pic.

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true, they are also from video games.

FACT: anime sucks

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I once dreamt we spent an evening at the boardwalk. Maybe that.

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And comic books, cartoons, and historical figures.

>historical figures.
DON'T

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cute feet
cute not juri han

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Ugly and dumb cartoon scum.

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at least cartoon girls don't look the same.

>Your Waifu

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I think she's just really neat.

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Your opinion and your waifu should be here
Pregnant Anne Frank

I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY IT

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Agreed!

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who?

She's not my waifu mate, I already have one. But the weeaboo had call my taste in waifu's shit, so I had to pull the big shit out. I would never cheat on Poison Ivy for fucking Anne Frank. That's just fucked up

ye

then have this pic of your waifu.

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Based

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Nice, thanks man. Always loved her since I was a child. My first and only waifu.

Nigga are you seriously calling Iris ugly?

From the movie 'Tad, The Lost Explorer.' (2012). The sequel, 'Tad the Lost Explorer and the Secret of King Midas' (2017) has greatly improved graphics.

she is

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>has greatly improved graphics
What?
Comparing with it's only a graphical upgrade, like every PS3 game converted to PS4.
Fuck you

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I will take her to the beach

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still good taste

Mm-mmm. Just look at those scrumptious titties.

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Well, because I want to post another image of my waifu. This time made by a wonderful artist from the recent draw thread. If you're in here, thank you so much again.

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I am not the artist but the one who gave you the reference. Glad you got your delivery

Very happy I got it, surprisingly quick too. I see the artist's name is Resting Knight, so I'm going to singing praise of them for a very, very long time. Thank you again user, the poseyou referenced was perfect and it's another wonderful addition to my waifu folder. I love Yea Forums. So happy I'm making this my home board now.

Movie theater or a picnic or a nice restaurant.

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Aang with a wig and dress.

Got'cha!

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>FACT: dubbed anime sucks
Fixed that for you, especially considering what's going on with Funimation.

they do have the better theme songs though
youtube.com/watch?v=MLTlH7KB0Xk

BEST GIRL

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kys

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Puta que es fea Demencia por la chucha

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fuck off spic

I'm actually living in USA

then you definitely need to fuck off back to mexico you mestizo mutt

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>FOTM garbage waifu
>telling anyone to kill themselves

Holy shit, your /pol/ levels are insane, you don't deserve a waifu if you treat others like that.
This.

t.butthurt illegal spic. go back where you came from paco.
fuck off niggerfaggot

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Well... at least i make your country "great" again.

i mow my own lawn shitskin. you need to go back along with your jew masters

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that is some cringe shit god damn

eat a dick

Not the same user but...
Holy fuck.
You're serious with that?
That's really low-baiting here

>posting that response to Cowboy Bebop gif
You could have at least picked a shitty series to respond to

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All of them? At the same time?
Good luck with that.

Tulip is my kind of girl.

Good luck with that Avatar State

I imagine she's enjoy a musical play. Though, any sort of show or movie is always a good fallback date idea.
My city has a decent theme-park that would also make a good day out.

I think they'd get along. Though, they'd probably just be happy I found anyone, let alone got to the point where they're meeting.

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problem is over-use of the word, i.e., as a synonym of cute girl/female chracter

Look I know that all Waifus are best but I have to say it I can not deny it anymore even if my waifu is too modest to admit it. My waifu is the best!

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All waifus are the best.

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I'm trying to instigate conflict stop being so darn nice!

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literally any Shakespeare play

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Wasn't misery the ugly one

Violence doesn't help and it's something your waifu and mine both dislike

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What about angry words? I'm sure I can get away with that.

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sure but apologize afterwards

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Based and wholesomepilled

Italian restaurant run by family friends

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Damn I don't want to fight anymore!

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taking mabel to greasy's diner and ordering her a giant stack of pancakes

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This chart is an enigma and I don't think I'll ever understand you.

Deathklok concert.

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To a comic book store, obviously

Probably disapointed

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Eh, some are good

UGLY

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>edit

I would want to take a night walk with her through a spooky but beautiful forest and I'm sitting behind her back while wrapping my arms around her to feel warm and safe and we both enjoy all the sights.

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what's so enigmatic about it user?

I wish I could hold her hand.

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There are several parks nearby we could wander through. Getting a good meal would take a little more work.
Well she's a few years older than me but I think they would be happy.

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Shut up Boco

Underage?

To the local graveyard, of course
Although, an antique shop would be nice too

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a trip to a garden filled with bug repellant

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She was 14 in 1992 so she turns 41 this year.

Fuck this pedophile logic.
youtu.be/xO4wHiQ7QYg?t=153

based

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The fuck is a boco

Namefag who waifu's Morrigan.
He's pretty fucking pathetic.

Wow, I didn't know that. No, I'm not that guy. This is my first time posting on a Yea Forums waifu thread. I just really wanted to show my love a d talk about Morrigan.

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>no spider gf to protect you from people who would do you harm
why even live

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Indeed

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Is it really valid to say that waifus are created to cope with loneliness? I don't believe that to be the case. I'm a pretty well adjusted guy: lots of friends, past gfs, not a virgin, fit, etc... Yet for some unknown reason I still view a waifu as an ideal type; an unachievable, unattainable form that acts as alight shining in darkness. The more people I meet and the more intimate relationships I have, though, the less they're desirable to me. I can't even really stand to be intimately around someone for more than a month anymore

What the fuck is wrong with me and why am i posting this here

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reasons are different for everyone

yall niggas gay

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With me, it's a mix of coping with loneliness, and the fact that no woman can compete to ideal type of my waifu to me. I know it's stupid, but I've tried the dating game many times, and each time I'm disappointed with the outcome. I know at times I'm to blame, but I also know it's a two way street. Honestly, it's hard for someone to compete with Poison Ivy. She's been my waifu since I was a child, and that's too high of a pedestal for any woman to overcome. I accept that.

>spoiler
I think it's time to tell you a story about my waifu so you don't think you're alone in this world.
Like you, I have a positive life, not the best body but I have self-esteem, I adjust what is necessary visually and I maintain a positive attitude, including the concept of idealization, since I have created characters in novels and I use them as examples.
What I don't share with you is your estrangement for that reason.
I always say:
Korra isn't 100% my waifu, because i idealize a better & natural personality as inspiration in a novel, taking near the physical aspect of her.
>inb4 "headcannon"
No, it's basically a "glorified version" in a different context. If Bryke is a fucking writer hack, why can't take that excelent base TLOK had? Fuck him.
That's all.
Unleash your imagination

If you can empathize then I suppose so

Nah, i actually respond you with my example.
See the comment before yours.

>Is it really valid to say that waifus are created to cope with loneliness?
Not in my case. I've never cared for real girls, and I've always been inside my own head. To me, loneliness is a state of mind.

Nothing wrong with that. If I met a woman who could at least hit some things I love about my waifu, I'd actually be happy. However, I swear every woman I dated has been too fun loving, not driven enough, and stupid for my taste. In the end, I would be very happy with a no nonsense woman that's both highly intelligent and driven. I want a woman I can have a lengthy discussion about botany and biology, not about the newest movies or Death Grips However, you do have a point with you're spoiler and that fact that I shouldn't put her on such high pedestal, and change the way I perceive her. I will love her to the day I die, because she's, in my eyes, the true ideal woman for me, but you have a point.

Pal.
A perfect relationship doesn't exist, you need build that with work & effort.
The most lasting relationships are by far the most opposite in terms of personality because their weaknesses are filled.
And not only because someone resembles you is 100% true that they will live to death; It's a very basic generalization and that has very serious consequences in the long run, including murder for love.
Here the main thing is that both have self-esteem, regardless of what type of personality they have; A woman who sports with a nerd is possible while there is mental attraction and here the aforementioned takes a lot of force.
This I do not say because yes, if for some reason I write novels using realistic logic, is what I have seen for years of romantic relationships between friends and acquaintances, revealing the real answer after a long time.
DR; TL: Have self-esteem.
>spoiler
You should keep trying in other areas that are not normal; Generally, these types of people go to a reading club or have university titles.
I think that would be my recommendation, take it or leave it; but my work is ready.
Take a stoic Korra as a gift.

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It then logically follows that you don't have a waifu. The additional attributes that you give to produce the glorified version of the ideal type create a separate, but similar, entity. Does what you're saying then apply to an entity that exists naturally at the highest point of idealization? I hazard to say no.

I agree with the imagination bit, but I've fucking ruined mine. I considered it an unessential and infantile trait and somehow it just left me over time. Pragmatism, and only pragmatism, filled the void. I suppose more self introspection must take place to remove myself from this dilemma

I agree. My lament is literally just why are the women in my life so vapid. I know it will change, but it's necessary to complain about it once in awhile

also
>youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM

Oh shit I'm sorry It's just Boco been here for so long he's like the lame uncle everyone loves to hate.

Morrigan is pretty great!

>Not spoiler
That's a fair point, i'm really worried when this novel came out someday & both fandoms (ATLA & TLOK) get angry because a spic piece of shit made a better version of the Avatar world (seriously, with 95k words & 2 stories it's very deep in many aspects).
>Spoiler
Do that self introspection, it's not too late yet.

Post music you think your waifu would listen to.

>95k words & 2 stories it's very deep in many aspects
Impressive lad, good on ya. That takes an exceptional about of self discipline and passion. I think I understand what you're saying now

>Wonder Woman
I'd take her out to get ice cream and then just walk around the town showing her what man's world has to offer. Keeping it loose and just taking her where her curiosity leads us would probably get the best results.

She's like 6'0" and built like the Amazon that she is, so I'm guessing they'd be pretty taken aback. But she's also charismatic, warm and cultured so they'd warm up quickly.

Probably orchestral stuff

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Ah I see. No worries, I understand. He sounds pretty awful. I hope to not be a nuisance. I know a thing or two about lame uncles.

Thanks, I love Morrigan. We haven't officially married, but I think the time will come soon. I've been in love with her for more than two years. I hope I can be a good husband to her.

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guess who
youtube.com/watch?v=9E6b3swbnWg

sharing a wasabi ice cream

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Take him to Anime Expo

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actually op.9 No.1 would be a better fit

The best part of this is...
The novel has no spiritualism as the main focus (perhaps for the deuteragonist who is basically my tribute to the Avatar concept), has lineage & follows a logic based on the elemental board of Final Fantasy (8 elements, including the elemental espers that are basically the main spirits that all "country") Has several subarcs, obviously having one of base, but branching into several others.
Thanks for appreciating the work, I broke my head so that in the second story was as original as I could using TLOK main characters.
80's > 1920 steampunk/dieselpunk
If you want a imaginative comparation; take the example of Phantom Blood & Battle Tendency. We all know Phantom Blood is very inspired by Hokuto No Ken, but Battle Tendency shines on his own. The same shit applies to my both stories.

How sweet! Make sure you a have lots of kids with her!

not glad about the potential of grandchildren.

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If Korra likes Yakuza saga (mainly for the hybrid fighting/rpg system), i really think she's listen this everyday when she trains: youtube.com/watch?v=gmDlqKX_Fic
>ywn see a poor Speedwagon again.

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sh-shit I posted an old chart

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I appreciate the autistic work that this entails but:
You know perfectly well that you would not endure even 3 days being a human dildo...
So why?

I love thinking about stuff like that. Here's a list. Lots of punk/hardcore, grunge and general rock.
youtube.com/watch?v=bucVwI0RfEg
youtube.com/watch?v=rGgZ3vRgiyE
youtube.com/watch?v=Ga5ZbMMZ6Hk
youtube.com/watch?v=cuwT000iMWo
youtube.com/watch?v=QS0O4g1ogqY
youtube.com/watch?v=kuq9vGBXgD0
youtube.com/watch?v=FqYuytKSPJs
youtube.com/watch?v=9cKcwwEZ9Kw
youtube.com/watch?v=U3VXiyS6zl0
youtube.com/watch?v=hWRveQ09zw8
youtube.com/watch?v=WEe-3BmfXF0
youtube.com/watch?v=-R7gr3GhV50
youtube.com/watch?v=R8hO66_t2jw
youtube.com/watch?v=QjkcW7WCkQE
youtube.com/watch?v=wJfFU-S3jz4
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I might have overdone it, but whatever.

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Dreams are not beautiful because they are realistic or even attainable. They're beautiful because they are the truest manifestation of the feelings that reside within a man's heart.

You're inspiration to make 4 consecutive comments about why you love this girl...
Based

Love makes you do strange things.

Truer words literally have not been said on this site

What would pic listen to Yea Forums?

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Coldwave/darkwave, witch house, goth rock.

Emo shit

Doesn't she have to keep her emotions under control? That music would amplify rather than pacify

Good luck with your story, and I hope you succeed user with both your story and your life. I'm going to get off of Yea Forums for a couple of days and work on making my greenhouse larger for the summer. I know perfect relationships don't exist, but you're right. It's childish and it's time to stop. Time to rip apart the pedestal and walk away. I'm not happy with what I feel, but it's a feel I needed to feel. I should call the Deathgrip's girl, she wasn't too bad in the end run.

Maybe our destinations cross again, mate.
Stay safe.

I'd take her treasure hunting!

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I don't wanna start a discussion with this "webcomic" (oh god, i'm gonna puke) but these threads are sacred... so:
Nice?

All right, then. How about Devil Trigger? That tune always calms me down.

In that case... i have the perfect song for her:
youtube.com/watch?v=S8QeQaIWUQ8

Fuck I didn't know it this was a you groove you lose thread, nice one. post more

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user, are you okay?

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I never was okay with the entire world... except by myself
Homeshit makes me angry & I become a kind of enraged bull everytime i see fanart for that shit.
Nothing more.

Cartoon version is better, nigga.

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Taco bell

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Fuck, I forgot about RATM. She'd definitely listen to them.

>I know perfect relationships don't exist, but you're right. It's childish and it's time to stop. Time to rip apart the pedestal and walk away. I'm not happy with what I feel, but it's a feel I needed to feel. I should call the Deathgrip's girl, she wasn't too bad in the end run.

Settling for someone you don't really love can be just as unhealthy as holding out for an impossible dream, perhaps worse because it's unhealthy for two people, not just for one.

waifus for this feel?

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Association football game.

hopefully Chelsea beating Spurs

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yeah in my experience this is too fuckin true. if you actually get into a relationship with someone who you dont actually like a lot and you have a conscience, the very thought of them getting addicted to you whilst the relationship isnt reciprocal will drive you insnan ( and will eventually crush them)

unless youre into that i guess

chelshit vs spuds

lel

You do know, when I first came into this thread I was happy. I could post about my waifu without judgement, yet here we are with me being judged and not happy anymore. You've won, stop beating a dead horse, user. I don't have a waifu anymore because it was childish of me, and I'm going to give a real girl a shot, even if I'm not the biggest fan of her. Maybe there's something in there I can love, if not then whatever we go are separate ways. Go back to posting your waifu, because I'm not going to judge you or your waifu.

not hi, but i dont think that was his point

t. dirty Gunner

No, really wasn't intending to judge anyone, more just advice/warning. Honestly hope it works out for you, user.

jem?

It's fine user. I'm just angry that I'm told what wanting to have a woman be somewhat like my waifu is a bad thing, and you saying settling with a girl I didn't give a chance because I didn't like first impression was a bad thing. Like I said, I'll go on another date with her and if it doesn't work so be it. Honestly, I'm more mad that the fact other user's here sing praise about their waifu, to the point of obsession, yet I'm the one single out. Waifu threads are suppose to be sacred things, where everyone can sing praise of the waifu's they love. I came in here happy, hell I was sixth poster in this thread, and yet here we are at the end and I'm miserable. Honestly, this is was the first, and last time I'll post in a waifu thread. 8 years of lurking and waiting to tell others how I felt about my waifu, and it's the worse feeling. Should of never typed anything and just lurked.

I'm the same who used Korra fanart to respond you...
It's me?

I don't think you should go, everyone has their bad days but if you feel that you don't want to stay, then do so, that's your decision and I can respect that.

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That's a nice black up plan user

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Good god, what's happened to you Yea Forums. What has this thread become.

Unironically would listen to things like Barbie Girl, Sunshine, and Happy (Tiny Tim)

no this version

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Bye.

Honestly, it doesn't sound like you'd enjoy posting here if this is all it takes to illicit such a negative reaction from you. If you've lurked as long as you said you have, then you probably knew this already.

Nothing good comes from staying here anyway, so good on you.

>two years

How cute.

What a little fucking faggot. Do the world a favor and kill yourself. It'll make your parents proud.

welcome to Yea Forums faggot. dont worry nigger, your skin will thicken soon enough newfag.

They are all cute

Nah she'd just listen to the Proclaimers

Do you like you waifu when she’s lewd?

Be more descriptive

Like, when an artist does a nude drawing of her

I like or don't really mind as long no weird shit is involved. Though I prefer cute drawings more to be honest

What the fuck happen in this thread?

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it's best to not pay attention

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Oh god shit's been paid yo!

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Wherever I took her it probably wouldn't be up to her standard.

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How are you even be noteworthy to her like not be another drone ready to mindlessly follow the RRRRRRules

>inque
10/10 taste. imagine the sex.

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Holy shit what a fag

bro, i feel you.

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kill yourself

shit taste

Bump.

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Only The Proclaimers? I don't think so. But I suppose I could have put them on the list.

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Picnic in the park, or a concert for that band she likes
They'd both be grateful that I'm actually dating someone, but Dad would probably be kinda snobby about her being a pro wrestler. He's a bit old-fashioned when it comes to female athletes actually looking athletic. Mom would also be weirded out by it, but probably wouldn't say anything to my face.
Got your countries mixed up there, champ
youtube.com/watch?v=g_5y5KrBoO8

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They'd be dancing in the street that I'm with another living thing.

Probably be surprised with the hair color considering I often have said "I don't get why girls dye their hair" but otherwise absolutely elated

I would like to apologize for my behavior last night. Just had a really bad day and I had a meltdown. Consider this post as a bump. Thank you for dealing with my shit, Yea Forums.

kys newfag

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Never apologize on Yea Forums asshole, never apologize

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It’s alright, dude

For what it's worth, I appreciate your willingness to make amends

Now roll on this dumb chart, already

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rolling

>Choose
One waifu per laifu. Rollin'.

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She's strong and tough, but deep down she is sensitive and empathic. She would inspire me to new heights because I wouldn't be able to keep up with her otherwise.

>he has more than one waifu

My real actual girlfriend. To our favorite sketchy Hispanic park were ahe give me the suck

Rolling
Nice waifu, but a bit too young for my taste
Source on that?
Thanks
>Laser eyes
Let me show you real laser eyes, user

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>Describe how they feel.
That's a bit vague.

being a vampire, she might dress as a human

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Well... rolling.

Well... this:

Race cars aren't run on gasoline, they're ran on ethanol because it allows higher compression ratios.

Why is she so cute lads?

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Rolling!

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>Road trip with Milly?
She strikes me as the kind of lady who'd try and backpack across Europe

(You)
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>Why would they break up with you?
Oh noes I'm It would be because of two things, me being too much of a coward at times of need and me being pointlessly mean to others for the shits and giggles.

Can you stop for a while for Soraka to heal your autist brain?

>Thought's on Volcana's original work?
I've only read Secret Wars I, and it's... okay. Some of the conflicts make no sense, and knowing it was made to sell toys makes far too much sense. Volcana and Titania were pretty much the only stand-out characters for me, as their origin was really interesting and their interactions after they got their powers was neat.

>thoughts on original work
Fuck Bryke

God no! What is this? Me doing what you want day? That's next's week.

Nah.
I prefer Sona to cure me

No surprise why the chose purple

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Fool, all you prefer is her huge honkers

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The songs, telepaty shit & aura's, my friend.
I can't jack off with 2d drawings anymore.

>Christmas present for Vixen?
Tasteful jewellery, African art or a vinyl record for the soundtrack of that movie she likes.

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Drop some Molly then go to a rave

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Drugs are bad user, I don't think you're parents would approve of this bad girl.

but she is a freak in bed

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No user, you're the freak in bed.

you gotta be to keep up with Her sex drive

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>What do you have in common with Zarya?
Deep down, we're both a pair of softies who like to be social but have some barriers

>Christmas present for Vixen?
Already answered, rerolling

recommend me some essential /ravencore/ songs lads

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Five Iron Frenzy concert

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I'll help you, you help me. Give me /ivycore/ and I'll give you /ravencore/.
Here you go.
>Swans - Soundtracks For The Blind
>Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Raise Your Skinny Fists...
>Type O Negative - World Coming Down

Godspeed is pretty spot on lad, nice one. Your effort is noted and appreciated.

/ivycore/ of the poison variety? if so i'll get on it

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Yep, the one and only.

>How to celebrate Vixen's birthday?
Probably something low-key; if we go out, I'd be freaked out by the prospect of any festivities being interrupted by... I dunno, Alien-Ator or some other douchcanoe

>Why would Pantha break up with you?
I'unno, strain of her being on the road with her wrestling promotion all the time? Sexy vampire chicas macking on me, and she gets jealous? My many personal flaws?

Ivy is a bit difficult because one must capture both her class/seductiveness AND her interconnections with nature/the environment. Her powers are primordial yet she herself is modern.

To capture her essence, it seems, is more difficult than I presumed. As a result I'm abstaining until I can formulate something on par with what you provided me (which was quite literally perfect for Raven). Idk how you did it lad but my recommendations wouldn't compare to yours

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It's ok, user. She's a complicated woman and that's why I love her. You tried, and that's what counts.

It's difficult to capture the essence in music form. How would you go about doing so?

who knows, I could have a strokeof geniusand surprise you with some nice tracks

Listen to a lot of music, while doing research in said character. For example, with Raven I knew that I could strike out, but there was a feeling that she would be a lover of post-rock and ambient music and Godspeed is perfect for that. It truly becomes that stroke of genius, like a lightning bolt striking you and you just know. It'll come to you. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow. Hell, if could happen in the next ten years where it just clicks, and BAM! You've found it.

I hazard to say that her taste in music would be limited by the necessity to keep her emotions in check. If that's the case, then you could run into a little trouble with the latter. Irrespective of her personal taste, you captured her essence flawlessly which is not something I can instantly do without contemplation for you.

Thanks la

>100 second sketch of Marvel Adventures Tigra
Eh... basic sketch took about 100 seconds, but I had to tidy some things up.

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Lots of Opeth and Tool, maybe some Queens of the Stone Age.

What's a lewd fantasy you have involving your waifu?

well if you must know devil, it's her hypnotizing me

I see Satan's back.
Having passionate sex and hand holding in a botanical garden with her, while Harley is getting roughly fucked by vines in the background.

fuck her in the back of my pickup truck under the stars

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Letting her ride my face like a horse underneath the shade of a tree near a river, giving me all of her musky firecrotch. And all the while she's saying the dirtiest shit in Gaelic that she can think of. After that she lets me get inside her, but she wants me to make bear noises. The sex is the messiest thing you can imagine, but I wouldn't have it any other way. And after I've drained my balls we have a long rest in each other's arms under the shade of that tree. The song that's playing in my head the entire time is "I Want it I need it" by Death Grips.

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Holding her hand, hugging her, falling asleep next to her, and waking up next to her.

>What kind of food would Pantha like?
She seems like the kinda lady who would do one of those eating challenges you see in Man v. Food... probably not as a date, but just to see if she could. I would, of course, serve as color commentator for her "match"
Well o Lord of Flies, for Pantha it'd be having her put me in a variety of wrestling holds - not to hurt, just to show that she is so much stronger than me but wants to use her strength to make me want her even more. It'd be femdom, but loving femdom instead of the CRAWL WORM shit you see everywhere.

>Merida
>Shaved pits
No

Not many artists appreciate ginger girl body hair, which is a shame.

Rate my waifus.

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napalm death show
specifically dis
youtube.com/watch?v=2SlcVSeN57I

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THATS MY WAIFU U BITCH.

now she's mine

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My Lord, it may not please you, but my fantasy is thus: Hilda's at school, and beautiful Johanna is attending to something in the kitchen, cooking, cleaning, etc. I approach softly from behind, embracing her in a standing spoon, nestling my face in her neck, taking in her scent and warmth. She smiles but continues her chore, but I continue, and up the ante, kissing her neck and let my hands wander under the sweater; Johanna gets the hint, but let's me continue, not acquiescing so soon. Feeling her belly, her breasts, pressing my hips and erection forward as she grows flushed. Finally, she returns my affections, turning around for a kiss and letting by hands get a feel of her backside.

Then penis goes in vagina or pooper.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NICOOOOOLE

Have a lot of kids and worst girls, so your fucking list is totally fine, because we can be attracted to different things without expressing bile.

Ten out of ten just because Meri is there. Link to the artwork you used, by the way?

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Not sure about the link, but you could do a reverse image search.

i just like girls

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Thanks. I found it in a larger size but I couldn't get the artist.

Hmmm, lets see...

'Poison' by Alice Cooper.

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Good thing she's not gonna see it...

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>What would Tomoko-chan wear for Halloween?
She'd probably say that she's too old to dress up (she's 51 this year) but I'd like to think that after a little persuasion and a few purchases on eBay she'd make a damn sexy oni

A lot better than what most of us can do in such a short time

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This is the understatement of the year.

thx

Not bad for the time you were given.

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>Best Christmas present for Asuka-chan?
Christmas cake and a CD by that band she likes

Show us your waifus then

probably the arcade

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bump

Best costume coming through beep beep motherfuckers

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>First date with Volcana?
Comedy of errors as the date is crashed by Titania, Molecule Man and She-Hulk all assuming that one of us is up to no good/could do better. Volcana and I stand up for ourselves, and tell all three to piss off and let us enjoy our date in peace and let us decide if we want to have another one or not. They do, and we do.

>What kind of food does Felicia like?
Seafood

harley quinn looks pretty cute without the costume

also i'd probably take her to the circus or something like that

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>/aikocore/?
youtube.com/watch?v=nTIZASTsE5o

>What do you have in common with Zarya?
Already answered, rerolling

>Why would Felicia break up with you?
Probably to protect me from the other Darkstalkers and the general bullshit in her life. Just to rub salt in the wound I'll end up killed off-screen for added angst by... let's say Q-Bee.

>Celtic Frost
Fucking based

>121 posters
>thread almost dies every 10 mins

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Waifu thread activity usuallly slows down at this point

Once all the regulars post their waifu charts there's really not much else to do

We could always let it die with dignity and create another one when it dies.

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If you make it, they will cum.

How can we make these threads more interesting?
It best to wait a bit before creating another one

>It best to wait a bit before creating another one
What's the fun in that? You're right though. Weekly waifu threads are the best. Enough time in between them, but not too long apart.

I don't know why these threads are so comfy but they really are

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>/millycore/?
youtube.com/watch?v=arCa3_vwDBo

Some of these music reccs are spot on

Which ones do you like?

Have more questions, more specifically in the op or the first post so it is more noticeable

Actually let's brainstorm a bit: how would we go about creating a better thread? More questions is obvious but helpful nonetheless

Have everyone try to draw their waifu.
Yea Forums has these kinds of threads.
boards.fireden.net/a/thread/174220575/#174220575

Many an user has put time and effort in attempts to spice up these threads by putting forth different questions, putting a new spin on making charts, or any number of other stipulations. They all just devolve into people posting their waifus and asking people to rate, because that's what people want to do.

This. I like the music thing though. Asking others to choose music gives you some interesting interpretations bereft of your possibly contrived conceptions of your waifu. For example, on always wants them to like the same shit you do, but they might not.

Talking about drawings I was just cleaning out my work desk and I found a very old drawing of my waifu, it's a nice surprise.

>For example, on always wants them to like the same shit you do, but they might not.
True, but in my case I think she and I would have very similar tastes in music. Music is also a great way to bond with someone.

Yeah, I agree. I always keep a little room open for the possibility that I'm imposing tastes as a result of my desire for mutual interests though which is always a danger.

>Music is also a great way to bond with someone
One of the best. It's an empathy generating device and, in this sense, there's few things like it.

Alwways makes me think she's a long lost Thundercat...

>I always keep a little room open for the possibility that I'm imposing tastes as a result of my desire for mutual interests though which is always a danger.
That just means you want them to share in something like that. There's nothing too wrong with that.
>It's an empathy generating device and, in this sense, there's few things like it.
Yep. I'm not much of a talker, so I usually let the music I listen to speak for me. It's much better.

There's usually very little drama, just honest discussion. Some charts may raise a few eyebrows, but that just leads to more discussion
>Cass' favorite position?
She seems like the kind to switch things up every now and then

>Why would Volcana break up with you?
Oh, this one's easy - some writer decides she should be a supervillain again (already happened in Soule's run), and I get killed off-panel for cheap drama by some new supervillain nobody gives a shit about... and not necessarily in that order

This raises an interesting question. Often, these worlds in which our waifus inhabit are dangerous and their lifes are often fast paced. How would you keep up and how would you stay useful if you were suddenly transported there?

Depends.

Darkstalkers' version of Earth or Makai?

>Lily's favourite position?
>implying she has one
theverge.com/2016/6/14/11895612/frog-mating-positions-study-dorsal-straddle
Cultivate a support network with my waifu's friends/colleagues/non-wimpy people in that universe. Take self-defense lessons and first aid courses

So do we just let this thread die and wait for like two days or so?

THE THREAD IS SO SAD. PLEASE LET IT DIE ALREADY. IT'S IN PURE AGONY.

< This thread right now

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Yea Forums posters: Are you ok, thread?
Thread: KILL ME PLEASE.
Yea Forums posters: nah

Thread: OW IT HURTS! NO MORE WAIFUS, NO MORE WAIFUS. I'D RATHER BE DEAD THAN TO HAVE ANOTHER PICTURE OF A WAIFU POSTED ON ME! PLEASE.... KILLLLL MEEEEEEEE..........

Fucking shitposters...
>Thoughts on Darkstalkers?
I've never played the games, but I find the setting downright fascinating

Thread: "I have cancer"

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At least they are going to get us closer to bump limit.

Thread: "If one more autsitic Yea Forums nigga posts their waifu on me, I'll take a gun and blow my head off"

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Circus then fuck in mirror room

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Thread: huuuhhhhhuh! i-it huuuurrrttsss.....

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Hot but where’s her sister?

Thread: *BANG*

Remember, don't reply - just report for spamming then hide
>Song that fits Lily
youtube.com/watch?v=XwQI2jBXfgs

>This

>Average day with Twintelle
Probably either on-set, on a press tour or doing some celebrity shit, probably for charity. There'd be chill-out time for us, but it'd be after all of that.

Just look at this photograph, every time it makes me laugh.

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>How does Cass smell?
Of coffee and cinnamon

>What do you and DCAU Vixen have in common?
We both have a similar sense of humour

In basement bloody and cummy due to confusion

This thread is some of the saddest shit I've ever seen you guys seriously need to go outside and talk to living breathing women

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>/tigracore/?
Probably lots of bubblegum pop, but she'd pretend to be into stuff that's cooler.

Ew, why?

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>mfw I will never give my waifu the bloody bum-cummies from raping her rumper

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>you guys seriously need to go outside and talk to living breathing women

Only someone who's never actually done that could suggest it as a viable plan.

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Who the fuck would prefer a pig-disgusting 3d woman, especially when the vast majority have the exact attitude you have? Volcel is preferable to that malarkey.

i cant because i have autism

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I’d have picked a day at the beach

>Where would you and Lily go on a road trip?
Probably some out-of-town con. She'd have some big character arc over whether or not she should cosplay, and Camille would show up and be... well, Camille, but I think overall we'd probably have a nice time.

There's an all-you-can-eat sushi restaurant near my place. I want to binge on eel and salmon nigiri why this purple shortstack makes them regret their decision.

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Probably to a metal concert or a fancy lunch at a nice garden.
A man of culture I see! She is neat!

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Nice.

What sort of place? I mean, she'd know nothing of Earth's cuisine; with that in mind, something with a good atmosphere and ambiance might take priority over quality a little.

Even when it's an impossible love for someone you'll never meet, even if nobody else understands why you love her, we're always at our best as anons in love.

Eh, its not about the food so much as it is about hanging out and enjoying a garden and flowers together, cause I know the girl loves flowers and she spends a lot of time in the castle's garden.
I will spring for chocolate fondue though.

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>no one posted her yet

Anyway I'd probably just take her for a walk in the park. Something simple and calming.

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How old is she, user? And how old are you?

Fictional characters don't age because they don't exist, user. You can't be a pedo a fictional character, let alone take them on a date, so calm down and finish your homework.

Ok, I'm calling the FBI.

Does anyone have that "Animators guide to appealing to Yea Forums/the Internet"? The one with the sharkteeth, bags under the eyes, straight black hair, hoodie with fingerless gloves, etc?
I can find the Tumblr one, but not the based one.

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Anyone know where I could take a Yearl?
would Yearl be allowed to wear her leotard?

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I want her to have my children and fight alongside me against mega corporations

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>Lewd greentext for Pantha
Now we're talking!
>be me in an Earth not yet covered by Multiversity
>Get a text from mi gatito
>she's training, and wants me there
>It's almost 10 at night, but whatever
>I walk into the gym, and it's empty except for us
>She's sranding in the middle of the practice ring, with a weird look on her eye
>She doesn't say anything, just beckons me over
>I start to ask her what's up, but as soon as I'm within arm's reach she grabs me
>She starts talking about how she needs to work on her submission holds, and she needs somebody she can trust
>I point out somebody might come in, but she says nobody uses the gym this late
>She checked
>She's got that tone that drives me wild, so what the hell
>We start off with some sleeper holds and armbars, but she's holding me even closer than usual
>She starts whispering in my ear, asking me how it feels
>I manage to grunt out something I hope sounds positive
>She says she's not done
>Suddenly I'm in the mother of all bear hugs... and I know she's not even trying
>Seriously, there's no pressure, I'm just completely in her power, my mouth inches away from her massive boobs
>She's really into it now, daring me to break free
>I ask her why I would ever want to do that
>She's dumbfounded, so now I go on the offensive
>My kisses conquer her chest, her neck, her arms...
>... but when my lips and tongue square off against hers, she gives as good as she gets
>the rest of the training session goes very well indeed

Not my fault she looks like her sister

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