Whoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor

>Whoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.
Honestly I think I could lift it.

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Nobody on this Mongolian basket weaving forum would EVER be able to lift it.

I could

They make a compelling argument

Lets be honest the damn things rules of what counts as “worthy” are broader line personality disorder level.

Was there ever a Thor origin where instead of merging with Donald Blake Thor is discovered by him and initially treats Blake like shit until gradually he learns to like him and ultimately is humbled when all hell breaks loose and Donald Blake is able to help save the day by lifting the hammer

No you couldn’t

you know what i believe in ya

Oh yeh. How worthy are you?

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I don't think I could. I'm not a warrior, don't have the heart for battle and have never held a weapon in my life, much less use one. However, if I had no other choice and had to defend myself or other and it was there? I'd certainly try.

Look, if that dumb bitch who was Whor can do it, user, so can you.

You are on this degenerate website. No way are you worthy enough for non-retconned Mjolnir.

I could, wanna know why? I've lifted it before.

Get fucked.

>I think
I know I could. But that's time I could spend gripping Gungnir, AKA muh dick.

*unzips penis*

Yeah, I'm thinking I could lift it.

If you put the hammer in a basket were able to lift the basket, could you then throw the basket for full Thor hammer level damage?

this
to wield the hammer you have to be a willing combatant. thor actively enjoys a good brawl/sparring session
meanwhile I've noticed a shocking amount of anons are against physical violence

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If I don't believe in Santa Claus, does that mean I can lift it and not get any power from it?

The true worthiness are the friends we made along the way.

Zyzz could but hes not form this board

Maybe someone from /k/ could

Zyzz is dead

> You're noble enough to be worthy
> It's just too heavy for you
Still not worthy.

could you lift the hammer if your intent was to give it to Thor?

Nogunz libtard faggots cant hold aryan power weapon, film at eleven

>Bringing up politics out of nowhere
I don't understand.

if you're not worthy? nope
its stubborn like that

but only your penis would wield the power.

What if it was a moment of need. Like in the middle of a fight something prevents Thor from summoning it and you need to throw it for him.

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Most people probably could; it only weighs, what, 20-25 lbs at the most?

I bet it would be easy.

>vision can pick it up
>vision is weapons grade autism
alone, user cant do it
but with the combined power of Yea Forums autism, anything is achievable
autism found a flag in the middle of nowhere
it even got a president elected

Why not? It's full of fascists, which is basically what qualifies someone to be worthy in the marvel universe.

in a emergency yes, but not casually. Superman in Avengers/JLA was able to use Thor's hammer to fight the villain but he wasn't able to lift the hammer to return it to Thor.

Seems more like the power of THOR is more like the power of self belief and thinking completely that you are doing what is right.

Thus, autists like Hydra Cap can also lift it.

I once did no fap
>yeah so?
For three days

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He lives on in our hearts.

>tfw you can lift it but it's still heavy as shit so the encumbrance is just a hassle to deal with