Seriously...a fucking spork?

That's kind of the fucking point
It's a weird thing that stands out, and is just about the furthest thing from a toy you could imagine

We're actually getting into the deep lore of Toys and you're complaining about the choice of plastic cutlery?

Wouldn't be surprised if one of their kids had to make a toy like this for class once. I feel like I did similar shit when I was in kindergarten.

This.

This. Woody is about to drop some Toy deep magic

Was the spork alive before becoming a "toy". How does he have enough self-awareness to know what his actual purpose was (salads, soups, trash, etc.)? How did he become sentient; was it the act of being constructed, or was it the act of being played with? Will he die if you take him apart? Will be alive again if you put him back together? If you take the googley eyes off of him and put them on another toy, does he become that toy? What about another piece of cutlery? Can you animate large mecha-sized objects and wage wars with them? What if you consider your car a toy, or a sex doll? WHERE ARE THEY GOING WITH THIS MOVIE.

What is Gravity Falls?
What is Star vs.?

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the taxes?

>How does he have enough self-awareness to know what his actual purpose was (salads, soups, trash, etc.)?
I'm not sure if he did
In the trailer when Woody introduces him to the other toys, one says "a spork??" so maybe they explained his true purpose to him

will they do it Yea Forums? will they actually make toy for this character?

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>Gravity Falls
>Star Vs.
>Using TV shows, something that Disney generally doesn't give a shit about in the long run, as an example when most people here are talking about their ANIMATED FILMS.
You're a goddamned idiot.

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those are made for american audiences and make a lot less money. Disney doesn't put gays in their feature films because then they won't be able to sell them to China

transgender propaganda
>you're a boy
>no, dad! I'm a girl

>you're a toy
>no, bitch! I'm a utensil

Did you actually doubt them?

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but he was turned into a toy.

>toy story has always been about identity and existence
>something that was made from random objects to be a toy is having an existential crisis
>people actually don't see the same theme that has been running through this entire series

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Boogers?

I think it’s to contrast with Bo Peep.
She’s also strictly speaking not supposed to be a toy and has had toy life forced upon her by a kid playing with her

i used to play with blu-tac, made lizard snake things out of it. is my blu-tac alive in toy story lore? as a unanimous blob or the separated things?

Star Vs. had a controversy two years ago, where an episode showing a fuckton of homosexual and lesbian kissing was aired only once and never again. They have to yet rerun It.

Yeah, no, your argument does not hold up

I'm gonna say unanimous blob, since Mr and Mrs Potato Head are treated as a single entity each rather than all their seperate parts having their own self

Well, Sid's abominations were seemingly alive as a whole, so...

Not sure yet if they'll just shrug it off quickly or if they end up providing more detail about how their universe functions, but either way, those questions aren't new. People have been asking all that stuff for years in fan discussions. And now Pixar apparently want to address those questions for some reason.

Some anons have been suggesting it might have something to do with Bo Peep's subplot, and how lamps aren't supposed to be toys either.

>sex toy
toy story x, starring 'sheet of paper with badly drawn anime girl face and awkwardly placed cutout where mouth should be'

This, AIDS don’t exist.

WHO WOULD BUY THIS!?

You can get a Real Plastic Spork and googly eyes and ribbons to make this at a fraction of the price!

if you got have your penis removed and get tits implants, you still won't be a girl. you'll still be a boy, they only difference being that you're now heavily mutilated

You're missing the point.
This is an example of forced trans, like that guy who had his penis accientally cut off at birth and everyone just decided to raise him as a girl.

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Yeah but it wouldn’t talk

bold words for a puddle of chemicals

Shes like 5 user cut her some slack.

Heck s he has better creativyt than you from the way she made Sporky.

but if something is "supposed" to be a toy, it comes to life before being played with, like everything in the toy store

I can already see the soiboys lining up to buy these en masse for "irony"

So does that mean Andy's Mom's toys in that one drawer are alive before she even got a hold of em?

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I thought it was about emotional attachment to material objects

Different user
>toy story has always been about identity and existence
>something that was made from random objects to be a toy is having an existential crisis
>Except we already watched this three times before in the last few movies with Toy Story 3 being the perfect farewell. 4 is more than likely a fucking cash grab with none of the magic and that by merely existing will taint the series forever, similar to Cars, Shrek, Matrix, Call of Duty, Mass Effect, and Star Wars

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>Cars
That was always a cash grab.

user the purpose of all movies is to be cash grabs
I know you say this in am effort to lower the quality of the movie but if that were true no mainstream movie could be considered good or of value
>they are taking desitions that compromise the artistic integrity of movies in favor of monetary gain
And what’s wrong with that? Jealous?

>like the guy who had his penis cut off at birth, and everyone just decided to raise him as a girl
had to google that. poor guy.

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Spicy meatballs?

youtube.com/watch?v=WCG3WgYxPkI

Robot Chicken kinda knew this was coming

>better idea for a Toy Story movie than 3
>NOOOOOO MUH TRILOGY ENDED!!!! NOOOO
Toy Story 3 was fucking garbage in every remotely was besides the last ten minutes

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They never put gays in their feature films

Words are filtered for a reason

Killing half the universe?

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What sort of mayo-guzzling motherfucker snaps with their index finger? The sound comes from the impact of the finger against your palm, not the fingers rubbing together. You can't get a good enough angle to snap satisfyingly with the index.

I actually enjoy Robot Chicken when it's adult humor isn't just "CARTOON CHARACTERS FUCKING WHILE HAVING DIARRHEA".

Italians?

makes sense

Wasn't there a lesbian couple in Finding Dory?

literally the opposite though

>person is biologically something and wants to be perceived as something else

vs.

>object wants to be seen as what it actually is but is considered something else by what it appears to be

>against your palm
>not against your ring finger
well shit, I've been doing it wrong.

Why bother changing Andy's appearance so drastically if he's not going to be in the movie?

So Elsa's not getting a girlfriend in Frozen 2?

>Not using pipe-cleaners for the arms
ONE JOB

why the fuck would you even buy a toy you can easily build yourself, the instructions are literally in the movie

it doesn't have to do with lgbt stuff; they needed a replacement for mr potato head to be in many scenes for comic relief because the voice actor died