What is going through Darth Vader's mind at this EXACT moment?

What is going through Darth Vader's mind at this EXACT moment?

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why isn't he burnt?

A layer of synthetic skin, unless Disney retconned that too.

It's more what Orange Buttcheek's sees. With the Force or whatever...

"fuckin' bitch doesn't know when to quit"
probably

"Why am I in this show?"

i'm hungry, my feet hurt, the music is too loud, i wish i was playing videogames

Tight orange ass

Nice

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Ahsoka is not for sex

We can all admit that Ahsoka is a mary sue, right?

>spends the first season of TCW being hated by everyone and constantly being a fuckup
>mary sue
Learn what words mean

RAGE RAGE FUCKING RAGE

pic real

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>spends the first season of TCW being hated by everyone
>telling blatant lies

why would you do this?
She earns anakin's respect in the fucking movie for chrissake after being with him for like 1 day

410,757,864,530 DEAD YOUNGLINGS

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Probably a constant stream of “what have I become” that he’s keeping at bay with the other constant thought of “I AM VADER DESTROYER OF WORLDS”.

>Vader: Anakin Skywalker was WEAK! I destroyed him!
>Kylo Ren: Ben Solo is dead. He was weak and foolish like his father... so I destroyed him!
Who said it better?

There's this thing in Star Wars called Bacta.

Imagine how fucking confused he was when she suddenly fucking disappeared when Ezra pulled her from time.

His retinas were damaged, so they regulated the light to help him see normally. Plus the lenses had an HUD and UV/infrared filters.

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Didn't the place explode right after? I figure afterwards he was just assumed he hallucinated it.

What? She died in that fight, Vader killed her.

>Info on the suit.
Hearing some of the EU on his suit is some of the funniest shit ever.
youtube.com/watch?v=FVzc20Bm8Xo

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This is probably one of their best videos ever.

...because it's been almost 2 decades since he was burned? And he's been healed with bacta? His burns have long since healed, though the skin is clearly damaged since in RO/Rebels/TESB/ROTJ it's almost ghostly pale and in ROTJ it's clearly sagged quite a lot already

>why does he have eyebrows in the Rebels image
because it helped make his expression more easily visible in the medium of animation

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Burnt skin is hard to convey properly in the cartoony, low poly art style of the show. They probably thought it would stick out.

That and the TV ratings, probably. I'm not too familiar with burger ratings.

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That crazy onenight stand.

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Where is the 2nd from the left image from?

But Padme

Rogue One concept art

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She is for nothing BUT sex.

Concept art for Rogue One. The actual prop they used for the scene looks the same as it so I thought I'd put it in since we saw so little of it in the film.

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He's a large fellow

>he thinks it wasn't retconned

For my collection

It wasn't retconned, she never died there. We literally see her walking into the temple, alive and well.

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That's really stupid, her death was super kino

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Force-based time travel was far more kino

>time travel
>kino
Choose exactly one.

Fuck Padme.

EU writers overthought everything.

Why do I smell like feet wrapped in leathery, burnt bacon?

At the same time as Ahsoka? Aren't MFF threesomes against the Jedi code?

call for papa palpatine

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Yeah. That last half of Rebels Season 4 was especially great, though I think the season as a whole started off good too. It's just that it got into such an amazing streak of great episodes.

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She’s literally the reason Anakin goes dark and slaughters his former comrades and does a death battle with his former father figure. Anakin just wanted to keep his Khazar milkers safe and away from other men.

Post more Star Thots.

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even you do not have the power to make it so, disney

For EU

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Count Dooku did nothing wrong. The clone wars is republic propaganda.
Imperial Batman ending is based. Nightshrike man.

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He did.

Big mistake.

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*republic/imperial propaganda. The freakin leader of ISB does the newsreels in the intro of each episode

I haven't been following SW in a while, is it still canon that Vader was basically dead inside and went through the motions without any drive or ambition of anything until he found Luke?

I think fear of palpatine and further use of the dark side made him take his role very seriously. I’m sure he enjoys causing fear, pain, and suffering

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In the Vader comics they make a point of showing that he was apathetic about everything and that Sheev was actually really disappointed in him because he never bothered hatching secret plots against him and shit. And in Lords of the Sith he kind of treats being a Sith like an extremely angry 9-5 job that he got stuck with because his loser past self (who is completely dissociated in his head as an entirely separate person) was a shitter, but has no higher commitment to it than that.

These guys are annoying

Yeah Filoni went balls to the wall on the kind of Cosmic Force craziness of stuff like the Mortis Arc in those last episodes, and Sheev as always stole every damn scene he was in.

That episode is the craziest by far though, you have Time Travel and a bunch of other Force Craziness, literal space magic on the part of Sheev's Sith Alchemey and all that shit.

The Time Travel already happened, Ezra doing what he did there, saving Ahsoka and all that is a fixed point in the timeline it seems. a sort of stable time loop. Which is why it was even encouraged by the Daughter. It's not entirely clear if he would of actually been able to since the rules of how the World Between Worlds works aren't fully defined but Sheev wanted to use it to rewrite time to his liking regardless of t he consequences.

Time travel is stupid, it's just the writer being lazy and asspulling a way out of a fuckup that they couldn't fix any other way.

You're right, and trust me, there's no point in watching anything that haoppens after that in SW animation.

He can still see without it but not particularly well. Also there's a bunch of cool stuff in the interface of his lenses to help him do shit better.

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Maybe he’s like a company war shitposter. He’s on the D.C. side because Marvel/Disney/the Jedi took the EU/his mother and wife away from him.

Ahsoka dying by Vader's hand was peak Star Wars and having her actually live through it completely ruined it.

You're being too nice user
You fucking cunt go take your lies elsewhere

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and gave him an mutilated body with no dick that couldnt get with sexy humanoid cat women, queens, senators, and orange space antelopes. A body that has had its potential severely diminished an apt description of the sequel trilogy.
Jek kek tar

>Mortis Arc
I love me some cosmic Force shenanigans, but GODDAMN I hated that arc when it first aired. I still can't stand it.

Submit, do what I want, or be destroyed. He wants Ahsoka to be part of his life again, badly, but he's one with the dark side now. She'd have to follow him, it's the only way.

I remember Filoni saying that Ahsoka reminded Vader too much of all of Anakin's failures so he just wanted her dead so he wouldn't be forced to confront it. Whereas Luke represented hope for the future. So Vader never wanted Ahsoka back because she was Anakin's apprentice and Anakin was weak and a failure and why he was stuck in that suit.

>has his expensive temple rebuilt multiple times to conduct the ritual on a cost prohibitive planet
>doesn’t get a better suit and a cyborg dick
Anis a fucking retard.

while true he DOES Still give Ahsoka a moment to cooperate and submit at the start of their encounter so there's still SOME part of him that doesn't want to kill her.

Sheev is actually a really fun character, he's one of the few if only sith that loves what he doing and no brooding

It used to be canon that Vader never upgraded his suit because that would mean leaving the suit for long enough to change it and he was convinced that Sheev would have him killed somehow in that window of opportunity for the crime of trying to circumvent his handicaps and thus become a threat. Dont know if that's still canon.

That was just business, the same offer is given to all potential inquisitors.

Attachment is against the Jedi code.
Finishing up a mission and hitting up the local whorehouse for some technicolor strange is not forbidden.

Yeah he's the most entertaining character in the franchise IMO, He's just having SO MUCH FUN being a giant evil dick and chewing every piece of scenery around him.

Maul seemingly also enjoyed being evil but he was a more stoic dude until developing Kenobi related autism though I guess with him it's all he knew.

He did upgrade his suit a bit, adding some rubber insulation so he wouldn't completely fry his systems if he had to use Force Lightning, but he never did utilize all the fucking technology that Sheev intentionally left out.

That is something I'd like to see, what Vader could do with a properly built suit.

>eyebrows

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This scene isn't as good to rewatch when you know that she gets pulled forward in time and is alive in the sequel era.

Hey man, he was proud of those goddamn eyebrows. Then his horrible boss vaporized them with skeleton cooking hatetricity. It just wasn't fair, man. That was the only damn hair he'd manage to grow back after, you know, 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th degree burns. Man, he invented all new levels of trauma that day. Don't underestimate his new powers.

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At least his force ghost got them back

>implying

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The Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center bit is hilarious regardless of what you think about them.

I wonder if Vader ever just misses the little things in life feeling the wind in your face, smelling a post rain showers air, regulars food or having any form of sexual pleasure whatsoever

We need more crazy force shit but let it have some real repercussions

Why could he just use Kanino tech to replace his fucked up organs? He’ll gove it a few years and he could r been back to normal

>why he was stuck in that suit.
Yeah, if he hadn't suddenly been distracted by thinking about her orange backside his jump would have totally worked.

Oh lord no. That's the last thing Sidious wants him thinking about because he doesn't want Vader's DNA on any official records or really anyplace for fear someone might clone him.

At least that's what Leia suspected in the novel Bloodline when she considered there was no trace of Vader's true identity anywhere in seized Imperial records.

They make a point of stuff like that whenever a book shifts to Vader when he's not busy killing someone or running shit.
Every sound is muffled, every sight is tinted a god awful red, all he smells and tastes is the medicine laced air, he can't really feel anything since all his limbs are gone and his skin is mostly nerveless scar tissue, and all he can feel through it is his suit.
The only reprieve he gets is in his meditation chambers where he can at least take off the helmet.

Should have fucked her when I had the chance.

*deep breath*

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Reminder that Obi-wan criticized Anakin for Liking Padme while he fucked Obi fucked Ventress and Satine because Obi-Wan is a CHAD

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>and Sheev as always stole every damn scene he was in.
His hologram/projection/whatever flipping between kindly Palpatine and his true form was pretty fun.

>orders the Empire to self destruct if he ever dies

Palps was the absolute mad lad

"Attachment" was forbidden. They're allowed to have as much casual sex as they like.

Probably reused model and textures from the previous cartoon.

>>Vader specifically has no reflective surfaces in his meditation chambers to avoid looking at himself
>>Palpatine fucks with him and puts a window in it

how am i not dying, as my sealed life support system is now broken

And a wolf fetish

He's not Bubble Boy

He's a Sith. As long as he hates somebody enough, he's pretty tough to kill. And he hates everybody. Especially himself.

Everyone is in agreement that Padme was as fucked up mentally as Anakin, right? She was mentored by fucking Palpatine and completely dismisses Anakin murdering literal women and children and she almost certainly knows that Anakin slaughtered the Jedi younglings considering she watched the Temple burn down and Anakin directly told her that the Jedi were traitors and that he was working with Palpatine.

This bitch is internally every bit as screwed up in the head as Anakin. Fuck, I'd bet she is as much of a yandere as Anakin too.

>BUT MUH DEMOCRACY

If I remember correctly she didn't know about the younglings until Obi-Wan told her, and she'd thought Anakin was the only Jedi spared because he was cooperating with Palpatine.

Remember at this point public opinion of Jedi was at an all time low. In a decade they'd gone from being neutral warrior-monks and traveling do-gooders to commanding a vast army of mutated child-soldiers to enforce the will of the Senate. Anakin and Obi-Wan were the only ones with good press.

youtu.be/_dkhJmClMVc?t=44

Remind me again why we haven't yet seen Anakin's force ghost trying to talk some sense into Kylo Ren?

>>Assuming Anakin isn't charbroiling in Force Hell

I thought it was that it's too hard for a Force ghost to exist for that long. Obi-wan stuck around for a few years, but Yoda came back to bitch out Luke and burn a tree down 30 years after his death, so... maybe it was that Anakin didn't see a reason to stick around that long, and rejoined the Force completely?

I think you need a genuine heart-to-heart bond with someone for their force ghost to be able to appear before you, and Kylo Ren was incapable of seeing the man Anakin was behind the mask
that and Kylo is just not that talented a force user, which is why Snopes wanted to toss him out and give Rey the job. its possible Anakin has been calling him a dumb bitch to his face for the past eight years and his third eye just isn't open enough to perceive him

>I think you need a genuine heart-to-heart bond with someone for their force ghost to be able to appear before you, and Kylo Ren was incapable of seeing the man Anakin was behind the mask
I've never heard about that, where was this stated?

>Its possible Anakin has been calling him a dumb bitch to his face for the past eight years and his third eye just isn't open enough to perceive him

So in IX, are we gonna get Luke pranking him to get him to mess something up? Even if Kylo can't actually see him, it doesn't stop Luke from thowing a sheet on and going, "booga booga", now does it?

I remember one of the comics being about that imperial scientists have constructed a better more superior suit. But vader didnt go through with it because he was afraid he would not survive the transfer as he would be off his life support for an extended time

Because Hayden Christiansen became a hermit after he fucked his career up playing Anakin and getting him back to play Anakin again is going to take more work/money than Disney cares to invest.

He's not that hesitant, he still goes to every one of their stupid promo events

And now he gets a ton of love for it too from prequel kids who have grown up

I don't think Luke has anywhere near enough fucks left to give to bother
Yoda, on the other hand,

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Why would Vader be hunting Tarkin?

they were playing a hunting game as training

Vader and Tarking playing Hide-and-seek

Come to think of it, maybe Palpatine was mind-influencing her too?

It was really only a matter of time. Unofficial policy is that you "retire" after so many years as admiral.

Probably. I guarantee Anakin wasn't his only iron in the fire. He probably fed her little dreams of democracy, aimed her idealism at his goals, hyped up the war, spiked her tea with fertility drugs. He knew about their relationship and took great pains to keep it a secret, because he knew it would benefit him.

The Vader comics has him resolve his anger once he discover Palpatine has been lying to him. But he knew that before, its just reinforced. Once he knows he has a son, he goes full Sith to overthrow Palpatine.

my question is wouldnt palatine suspect he had an apprentice? a powerful one at that?

In one pre-Disney novel, a character from Naboo is attempting to get revenge for Padme's death. He recognises the marks on her throat in the autopsy reports being from the Force, and he also knew that she and Anakin were close and/or banging (it was apparently an open secret in the temple that Anakin was giving the dick to a senator, they just didn't realise how far it went). So because he noticed in Imperial records that Anakin was listed as deceased but with no record of where, and that "Darth Vader" had appeared, he concluded that Vader had choked out Padme and, as a Sith Lord, would be one of the few capable of taking out Anakin Skywalker (who it was common knowledge would run protection details for Padme). And Anakin wouldn't go down without a fight, so it would explain why Vader needed a suit: Anakin fucked him up.

He fails at getting payback, Vader kills him. But it's an interesting conclusion based on the data he had.

Yeah really

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Yes, really. It's the first or second book in the Coruscant Nights trilogy.

Because Rian Johnson doesn't actually know shit about Star Wars.

Because they're trying to distance themselves from the prequels as much as possible, while working them into the live action movies slowly, one fucking Darth Maul appearance at the time.

Because it would make too much sense.

>Sexy aliens
>With Gisnep at the helm
Good luck with that

Reading all of this EU lore that Disney deleted is depressing.

In retrospect, the canon tiers were the better system. It provided an avenue for writers to go crazy into detail in their books, providing original stories that were filled with soul. It created a shit ton of inconsistencies, but every big story arc felt unique.

Now most of the star wars books, with the exception of a few like Thrawn, are completely inoffensive and bland. they just sort of blur together and don't break new ground. Not allowing the writers any wiggle room is suffocating the creativity that star wars used to have.

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>my feet hurt

that's just guys being dudes, pranking each other,

I'm glad that, not matter how much we hate the new star wars movies and how it destroyed the fanaticism of a lot of people, it didn't stopped our love for darth matt

>Hey Lord Vader, I've got the perfect idea for the location of your new house

A very tiny voice saying
>Maybe, just maybe, I was wrong
Immediately overidden by a much louder one
>Nope, bitch abandoned me, she dies like the rest

I prefer Hayden desu

If you say so.

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>encouraged by the Daughter

I'm 90 percent sure the entire force family exists only to fuck Anakin/Vader over at this point. Kreia, the insane hag who wanted 99 percent of the galaxy to die to kill the force, was arguably proven right by the Mortis episodes.

pic related

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>hey crispy sausage, ehh? why you helmet looks like the tip of a penis? I don't know, I never noticed the similarity to be honest

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:(

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Did Ki Adi Mundi fuck her?

>What? That you lost your peripheral vision with that bucket your head? why don't you try spinning? that's a good trick

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>get handed most powerful position in galaxy, with the exception of the emperor himself
>treat it like a 9 - 5 while simultaneously being so effective you can't get fired
>do this so effectively your boss gets pissed off on your apathy, but can't say anything as you're not technically doing anything wrong

Vader is based in everything he does.

We like Mara Jade?

>Kylo is not that talented a force user

The light side supposedly disagrees, it keeps trying to drag him back. He's got technique, he just keeps overexerting himself on stupid stuff, like freezing blaster shots in time.

I do, yes.

Oh Lord kek
Please do more

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>What is going through Darth Vader's mind at this EXACT moment?
jee i just don't know user

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>He's got technique, he just keeps overexerting himself on stupid stuff
>edgy as fuck
He's literally Megumin

>Luke did I ever tell you about the time when your father and I convinced his young apprentice that there was no underwear in space? Your father really was a good friend.

>get handed most powerful position in galaxy, with the exception of the emperor himself
Vader got degraded multiple times on his career to the point that a couple of members of the empire were on a higher position than him. Sounds hard but that was the emperor treating him nice since the emperor would just kill anyone that fail him.

>how you doing you literal force-bastard, eh? why your armor it's worse than the one from the cyborg that was serving me 20 years ago? To feed your anger my crusty lord sith of bacon.
>and why does it need those little lights on your chest that can literally turn-off your life support? They look pretty neat huh

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>Luke, together we will be able to overthrow the Emperor! Together we will rule the galaxy as father and son!
How would Skywalker's empire have differed from Sheev's?

>Oh! I get it know master, my helmet looks like a dick so the empire knows I'm your apprentice
>you know, with my head looking like a cock
>and your face looking like a scrotum

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A poorly-designed character who's entire shtick was ruthlessly cribbed from a better story by somebody who never understood what made the character that he was clumsily trying to imitate special in the first place?

Yeah, sounds about right.

MAN

Depends, if we supposed that luke was giving himself entirely to the dark side? Then, entirely worse. Palpatine was a evil wizard, but he was THE evil wizard. That ballsack head knew his game and how to control his empire. In fact, he controlled his empire so well that most of the time he would just chill on his crib, writting books about how awesome he was.
The Simple fact that the empire collapsed after his death was a live statment of it. And it wasn't that palpatine didn't planned the empire life after his death, he simply didn't gave a shit after what would happen to the galaxy after his death.
Vader for other had was a fucking autistic idiot. He didn't knew how to treat other people, much less how to dominate a galactic empire.

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Luke would have Han and chewy chemically castrated so Leia would be his, father son sand people hunting trips, a harem of black girls to promote race mixing (under Disney and maybe Lucas), fix up the old pod racer together,

sand planets destroyed

sheev was the man with the plan
the motherfucker won

>In fact, he controlled his empire so well that most of the time he would just chill on his crib, writting books about how awesome he was.
Palpatine purposefully ran the Empire like garbage, making it as corrupt and inefficient as he possibly could without causing total collapse because the more miserable the galaxy was the stronger the Dark Side was. Vader didnt give a fuck about any of that and suffered no incompetency or corruption in his presence under pain of death.

>Father, we are now emperors of the galaxy
>Alright, so, first order of business, fuck Tatooine
>Yeah, fuck that place

What about Geonosis?

the bugs are already genocided long before the DS finishes construction.

I just like the idea for head canon. The actor who plays Palpatine is underrated too, he really sold the "concerned father figure" side. He seemed genuine about Padme being dead when he knew damn well that's what he wanted.

It's my head canon he manipulated her too. The fuck was going on Naboo?

See I like this story because it shows how people didn't know Anakin and Vader were the same. The audience knows and shitty writers seem to always act like the characters know what the audience knows. It's better if they played up the in-universe lies and propaganda.

Revenge of the Sith really needed more scenes of the Palpatine giving his narrative to the public, Jedi's on trial and shit like that.

Bane?

Palpatine was the one right all along anyway. Jedi cockfags running the Republic into the dirt and wanting to keep it that way to stay in power.

But then the audience might start agreeing with Palpatine, and George didn't want the goyim to know.

Wouldn't a bacta-tank repair the damage?

there are some things magic cure-alls can't even fix.
the ability for bacta to regrow broken/damaged/missing limbs or bones doesn't happen until around TFA, and even then it takes multiple weeks of injections of bacta right into the bones/area for it to possibly work.

What would have changed if Padme survived Mustafar?

It'd look approximately 90x better without the eyebrow

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I've seen a lot of fanfics with that premise. Most of them assume that she would've kept the twins and gone into hiding, possibly aided by Obi-Wan. These kinds of stories go with the idea that she wouldn't be sure how Vader or the emperor would react if they discovered she and her kids were alive, so she would've tried very hard to keep her survival a secret.
Also, another theme I've seen popping up is that she would've sooner or later joined the rebellion under a pseudonym or something.

How many of the Jedi fucked the clones?

>Also, another theme I've seen popping up is that she would've sooner or later joined the rebellion under a pseudonym or something.
it's basically confirmed through her associations in the senate that she would become a Rebellion leader and maybe co-founder. She instantly hated the Empire forming and was friends with two of the three top dogs in the Rebellion long before they created it.

God, I hate what happened afrer Mouse took over.
I am sorry, George. Come back to us.
Make Star Wars enjoyable again.

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Aayla definitely fucked Bly. Shaak Ti probably took care of the personal needs of every Clone cadet.

There only needs to be one

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I agree.
To think she would've been in if not for the shift...

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I always thought the most interesting "what if?" in Star Wars would be Anakin aiding with Mace Windu during his fight with Palpatine.
Like, what would happen? I feel like Sheev is still too strong to be killed by the both of them there, especially if he realized the game was up and there was no point in sandbagging.

>(you're) a young Jedi padawan
>on a mission to the Outer Rim with your master
>gathering intel at the local cantina, (your) master has (you) sitting in a booth while he butters up the bartender
>pic related takes the opportunity to plant herself directly across from (you), pull (you) to her by (your) shirt before (you) can react and whisper "peace is a lie, there is only PASSION" into (your) ear
What do?

Gas the jedis, order war now.

Maybe. But do you think sheev will allow that?

>Instead of aiding either of them, he blocks Mace's strike
>Tries to convince him not to give into fear
>And to just arrest Palpatine

There's literally half a dozen scenarios that branch off of that.

>Still no twi'leks in the sequel films
>Or many aliens at all

Maybe I'm just used to the games and prequels where they were a dime a dozen.

>my feet hurt

>There's literally half a dozen scenarios that branch off of that.
There is actually only one: Sheev kills everyone in the room including Anakin.

Vader of course. Filoni took trash and turned it into gold.
Kylo's psychology, unlike Anakin's, makes no sense.

Is it still canon that Leia never learned the Force because she inherited too much of Anakin's anger?

She never had time to train in the force because she basically had to rebuild the galactic government. She could never be a Jedi anyway because after the torture she endured under Vader, if you gave her a lightsaber, she'd cut down every stormtrooper in the galaxy and fall to the dark side like a meteor hitting a planet.
None of this is to insult Leia. It's very rare for anyone to be a Jedi material.

>that's a good trick

my sides

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Obviously not, but when was that ever the case?

Even in EU, she spent years not being adept primarily because she was too consumed with building and leading the New Republic, and they eventually had her training up to at least competent level in her later years after she stepped down from government roles

How would Vader feel if he ever found out that the lady he tortured for info on the death star was actually his long-lost daughter that he thought was dead?

Basically how he was in the comics, livid that Palpatine never told him and would be hellbent on turning her to the Dark Side. She probably would fall, but she'd never join Vader.

Etain is the top example I can think of. Bardan Jusik would probably bonk a clone as well

He likely didn't feel very good because about 30 seconds after he found out Luke damn near hacked him to pieces for it

I want to see awkward father-daughter moments between Sith Lord Vader and his apprentice Leia where they go around and do wholesome father-daughter activities like exterminating political dissidents and interrogating captives.

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I think it's pretty fucking bullshit that they're running with the idea that she never learned in the new trilogy

It'd be the slightest bit easier to swallow the absolute KRIFFING STANG that was her Mary Poppins'ing out of the void of space like that if it was shown she spent a decent amount of time learning and USING her power

>I think it's pretty fucking bullshit that they're running with the idea that she never learned in the new trilogy

...they're not doing that????

If they explained that Force Pull is easier to do in zero gravity and that a light pull was all she needed, I would fine with it.

She should have been the one to hyperspace bomb the Supremacy. They should have established that this was something normally impossible to do, like shooting a photon torpedo down the Death Star's exhaust, something that not even a computer could do. Leia should have reached out with the Force to make it happen, staying behind because it was something only she could do. It would have been the most kino death ever.

I don't think we've ever seen her pilot anything before. Luke did the impossible shot as well, but he at least had years of experience piloting SOMETHING. Give the honor of hyperspace bombing the Supremacy to Akbar.

>I don't think we've ever seen her pilot anything before.
First there were like 20 years of offscreen bullshit between VI and VIII and second that's what the Force is for.

He showed up to one recently after a ten year hiatus.

that would explain a lot. George never run out of imagination, he just stopped copying

I remember reading somewhere the idea that if Windu just up and killed Palpatine he'd risk turning to the dark side himself. Given that the latter is a decrepit pile of space shit who masterminded a trade dispute that turned into a decade long galactic killing countless people, I personally don't quite see that beyond Mace killing a technically helpless opponent.

Who was *only* helpless because he didn't have an opening to force fry his opponent until Anakin made his biggest screw up.

But let's just hand wave it and pretend that yes, this starts the *real* baddest mother fucker of the Clone Wars down a path he can't return from. Worst case scenario is he assumed control of the Order, the Order maintains control of the clone army and they end up bringing a very enforced sort of order to the galaxy that is blunt, overbearing and oppressive. They would become the next Sith and--assuming that they just integrate and assimilate any and all Force Sensitives they can get their hands on rather than kill them all and maintain a totalitarian but non force using army and a big ass Death Ray as the emperor did-- be much, MUCH harder to oust without massive chaotic resistance or a whole fucking posse of Yoda- level peaceniks who talk the Order down.

No, that's not canon. Force Ghosts are not some temporary thing. It's a technique you learn so that you preserve your consciousness forever, being able to reform it from the great Cosmic Force as a whole at will.

its also not permanent its very hard for you to separate yourself from the force because its peaceful.

it's permanent, and it's only hard because only few know the way to learn it.

Was it kino?

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who gives a shit, Star Wars is dead

What am I looking at

no. go read From a Certain Point of View.
would you like me to put a video that sums it up or would you like to look it up

True story, apparently Christopher Lee is actually distantly related to Robert E. Lee.

Vader has a Force vision about Padme. He wants to reunite, but she pulls the "Anakin is dead, I don't know you" card and kills herself

Did Anakin fail Ahsoka or did she fail him? Who failed?

the butcheeks, the tits and the pussy lips too!

Everyone

Arguably until Luke comes along, the only nigga that consistently knew what the fuck they were actually doing was Palpatine

You are correct but also wrong.Being in the force is pure bliss any they don't want to leave it. The training they do was to help them pull their ego back together since being one with the force is like a hivemind. The problem is they don't want to do most of the time because they would rather stay with it and the training is just used to force them to do it. Its like waking up in the morning because you know you have school tomorrow but don't really want too

for anybody wanting to know how force ghost works.
>the force exist outside time and space
>to manifest a force ghost has to separate themselves from the force, insert himself into the timeline and remember who they were before.
>this experience is painful but they always try to return to the force as soon as possible

the reason i say you are correct is that Yes they have the power to come back at any time, but No they won't come most of the time because they don't want to and its worse if everyone they know is dead. jin won't talk to mary sue because he doesn't know her so he will never be seen as a force ghost again thus making his stay in the force permanent

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At this point he's had 15 or so years of bacta healing treatment. And we don't see his entire face exposed. There's probably still plenty of disfigurement unexposed

What feet?

Maybe the scarring on his face there was AFTER Vader faced Ahsoka. There's still several years between that point and RotJ.

"This will be GREAT for a throne after I Feng Shuei the place..."

Tarkin was hunting Vader.

Can't fix what ain't there.

orange buttcheeks

Well the world needs alien fuckers too

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"I hope they still make that shampoo I like."

We miss you CaddyshackAnon.

I miss you too! Don’t worry user, we’re all gonna make it!

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If only we could go back in time and tell all the Lucas haters just how bad it would get. Nobody would believe us.

250+ replies and no one's posted it yet? What the fuck?

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Nice Dubs.

"I really need to stop buying my helmets from china. Cheap fucking pvc."

There's another component here: we don't know exactly why, but Obi-Wan in the OT and Qui-Gon in TCW have both mentioned that they "can't get involved" and can only say so much. It's not clear if there's some kind of actual rule that limits how much they can influence the "living" world or if there's a genuine limit to how much they can do, but for whatever reason they can't really just show up whenever they want and say/do whatever they feel like it.

>Don’t worry user, we’re all gonna make it!
But we're not getting laid, are we?

It's a moot point- that's a mirror he's looking into. None of those scars would be visible in OP's pic.

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It wouldn't make a difference. 20 years ago people were throwing a fit about how Star Wars is dead. Now people are doing the same thing and wishing for the thing they bitched about to come back. 20 years from now some new development will happen that will once again have people screaming that Star Wars is dead and wishing for a return to the early Disney era. This is never going to end.

Good thing it was polished with whoodoo hide.

No he criticized him letting his personal attachments get the better of him fucks sake he knew they were banging every time they could, Anakin never got the fuckinh message about not letting emotions and attachments cloud his judgment he’ll the entire reason he fell to the darkside was because he wanting to keep his personal attachments or his wife Padme and would literally do anything to save her because he never could learn to let go or better yet not become an emotional tool

Hey from her perspective sand people aren’t people there animals who kidnapped and tortured a women and murder/enslaved every one they could

I would probably think with my dick and become her slave hoping she fucks me to death

Does the force even punish people? It seems like it’s pretty forgiving about monsters like Anakin and everyone more or less gets the same treatment

Eh I just ignore the new stuff and recognize the Disney stuff for what it is, a really expensive fan fiction pushed by mostly soulless hacks

Nope, everyone gets the same thing when they die. They return to the Force, none of them retain their consciousness so it's basically a big nothing. This is why the Sith are obsessed with immortality, they know there's nothing for them after death so they hold onto the material world as for as long as they can, and why the training Qui-Gon, Yoda and Obi-Wan went through was so significant. They get to keep their consciousness after death, which is something pretty much nobody gets to do.

Did he really lose his dick and balls? We’re they burnt of like an over cooked Sasuage?

Yeah them actually expanding the force and showing the crazy shit it could do was Kino, but the best part was that it could have worked he could have brought her back if maybe he learned his damn lesson, would be funny if he just spammed it and brought everybody back and abused the reincarnation thing to get his old body back like the sith helmet guy did, tfw imagine sheev face when Anakin crashes with an army of resurrected Jedi

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Well, the penis is pretty much just sponge-like hollow tissue, and if you've noticed, the skin around it isn't particularly thick. Ballsack is really fragile as well. I'm not an expert, but they seem to be among the first things that would be absolutely obliterated if aomeone caught fire.

Plus, how angrier would Anaking get by not having a dick? Forget about no nut november, can you imagine the effect of 20 years of bottled up rage and sexual frustration on a sith? It wouldn't surprise me if Sheev specifically asked the medic droids to eother castrate Anakin or have the armor block all nervous endings there.

I don't think it works that way. Momin wasn't truly resurrecting himself so much as crossing a bridge he'd already set up, so Vader wouldn't be able to just bring back anyone. The Padme he saw in there wasn't real, just another vision reminding him of his failure and why he lost her in the first place.

>
>So because he noticed in Imperial records that Anakin was listed as deceased but with no record of where, and that "Darth Vader" had appeared, he concluded that Vader had choked out Padme and, as a Sith Lord, would be one of the few capable of taking out Anakin Skywalker (who it was common knowledge would run protection details for Padme). And Anakin wouldn't go down without a fight, so it would explain why Vader needed a suit: Anakin fucked him up.
The sad part is that he was right. Darth Vader killed Anakin, even if Obi-Wan cut him down.

>Count Dooku did nothing wrong
I wish they'd explore more of this. They've shown former Separatist worlds turning against the Empire and some Separatists even joining the rebellion, but I'd like to see them explore a "Dooku was right, he knew what he was doing, it was your precious Jedi that fucked everything up" mentality. Even if the Empire is stomping out pro-Separatist ideas and spreading propaganda against it, there's bound to be groups out there that still think the CIS was glorious and Dooku was a wise and benevolent leader.

What the fuck is this asspull? The biochips in canon are lazy bullshit that only exists because TCW made basic grunt clones have the same amount of individuality as an arc trooper from legends. But apparently order 66 is a magic spell that anyone can use at any time.

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Well yeah, that's how the whole Manchurian Candidate trope that it's based on works, dude.

BAD

>But apparently order 66 is a magic spell that anyone can use at any time.
How exactly did you think Sheev was activating it?

Because he was the supreme chancellor, so they would register his authority.

I'm curious. Do people who wore that helmet just regain their conscious once it got taken off?
I'm just imagining that communication officer waking up after the whole thing happened, seeing all the death and destruction and being extremely confused.

I think they die.

>The biochips in canon are lazy bullshit that only exists because TCW made basic grunt clones have the same amount of individuality as an arc trooper from legends.
So basically you're mad that Karen Traviss's fanfiction isn't canon?

Biochips only make sense, it's covering all your bases. Basically nullifies any chance that the clones would not carry out the order.

> But apparently order 66 is a magic spell that anyone can use at any time.
No, it's an order programmed into all clones that is activated by the words "Execute Order 66".

>TCW made basic grunt clones have the same amount of individuality as an arc trooper from legends
AOTC did that. For some bizarre reason, Legends initially treated the clones as basically human droids and had the ARCs being designed for independent thinking. This never made any sense because Lama Su specifically says that independent thinking is one of the benefits clones have over droids.

He's more expressive with proper eyebrows.

>Biochips only make sense, it's covering all your bases. Basically nullifies any chance that the clones would not carry out the order.
This. There's no point in creating an army expressly that has "kill Jedi" as one of its primary objectives and then leave open the possibility that some of them may just choose not to do the thing you created them for.

It's not like they didn't leave an out anyway, we know some clones didn't go through with it because they removed their chips. Even then that only happened because they were among the few who decided to listen to the ramblings of the one clone that got too close to figuring out the truth.

I think you missed the part in the previous issue where they show he's doing something with the Force in addition to saying the phrase. So apparently it's not as simple as anyone just saying it out of the blue.

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