GET DABBED ON, BILLY HATERS

Just like Aquaman, right? AAAHAHAAHAHAAH

no one gives a shit about Rotten Tomatoes anymore

Poor Ladderbro.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ko1qb1TXfb8
>BASED Grace in love with Shazam
Billy's big dick swagger will steam roll the competition.

No fucking way this is real. It would be great if it was

Won't be long until he offs himself.

BILLY DABSON IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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Yeah but Shazam will win in the long run because it's also a Christmas movie

>1 rotten review
>look at guys other reviews
>gave Alita: Battle Angel rotten
>gave Lego Movie 2 rotten
>gave Transformers Last Knight positive
>gave Geostorm positive
>gave Fifty Shades Freed positive
>gave Aquaman negative
Apparently anyone is allowed on RT.

This is legit fucking impressive. I've gotta see it.
>we're living in a timeline where Shazam absolutely dabbed on Superman
Wew.

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Shazam is a hero who can't fly. Boom, he's "different".

>Seething this hard

How's that feminism doing for you, sistah?

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>400 less reviews
It's going to drop HARD

68% at best

This is the only negative review so far.

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Hey now you leave Geostorm out of this

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How can you have only 78% and be certified fresh? It's like 7/10.

FUCKING SJWS RUIN EVERYTHING

>flyover state film journal
This is why we need to get rid of the electoral college

>32 reviews
>T-this is final MCUfag. W-w-we win!

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HOLY SHIT A 97%! I would've been happy with a high 80% but even I didn't expect something that high!

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shazamaholic.blogspot.com/2019/03/the-final-shazam-trailer.html
Billyfags who hate Johns' Shazam are going to be seething at all the praise this movie is getting from critics and audiences

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It's still early

Wait until there's at least 100 reviews before celebrating

Good to see DCkino is back on the menu.

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Neat. Still will never see it on principle.

It's working quite well, incel.

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He flies idiot

I can't trust critics when the worst sequel on par with dark world has a rating this high

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most are positive you know

OP didn't mention Marvel

Marvel friends and Snyderfags on Suicide watch

Havr you eaten the Aquaman blu ray yet?

Friendly reminder that any score that can be influenced by the public, wether it be via votes or threats of witch hunting for wrongthink, is worthless.

You are living in an age where 1000 likes on [any website with that function] can be acquired for the low low price of ~5$.

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Was really good, easily the best DC movie. There’s a lot of heartwarming potential with foster kids and they did a solid job of tapping that vein.

Why?

Laddercuck is just trying to earn his Disney buck.

Because, all super hero movies are trash.

This

How dare they shit on Captain Marvel with this juvenile garbage

Fuck, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS FUCKING MOVIE

>cannot make a single reply without insulting for no reason

kill yourself

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Iron Man 3 is a good 3 out of 5 movie, the only argument people has against it is the Mandarin plot twist, nobody comes with any other reasons to dislike it.

Thanks for the reminder Yea Forums you fucking dumbass but these are from ACTUAL CRITICS not the public

>wether it be via votes or threats of witch hunting for wrongthink
>or threats of witch hunting for wrongthink
Was my sentence too long for you, or do you have trouble with words that have more than 5 letters in them?

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I guess it didn't have enough "lightening" for your shitty taste huh?

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Fucking yes.

Why are you fags so obsessed with shilling Shazam vs. Superman when Shazam and Carol are the ones competing?

the minimum is 70%
I think it's ridiculous too, I thought it was 75% for the longest time

who i've given up going to the movies

It's doing as well as if not better than Wonder Woman, should keep above 90

Because a) the chances of Shazam catching Carol are basically 0
b) DC sued Fawcett out of business for Shazam's supposed ripping off of Superman

>not using superior version

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Wonder Woman had a "cultural movement" thing going for it, so I'm expecting it to be a little bit below that.

ah bloo bloo

Because Carol kicked his ass day 1

Your tears are delicious.

I'm not surprised.

We live in a world where Superman's name gets maligned because of Snyder's bullshit, so Captain Marvel gets more praise by being himself.

Also, Captain Marvel was more popular than Superman before they got bought out..

>meanwhile, at Ladderbro's house

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>himself
Captain Marvel is a woman moron

It flop like all dc shit. No one cares about this bullshit

You wish

Ladderbro if he existed which he doesn't is probably laughing his ass off at the fact that DC can only win by copying Based Marvel

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>Ladderbro if he existed which he doesn't

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Eat the bluray already, Ladderbro.

It´s getting incredible praise on YT. Grace, Collider, IGN and Screenjunkies liked it so far, among others.

DC and Marvel are both producing good content.
people still need to company wars.
This place is a cancer.

>Ladderbro if he existed which he doesn't

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DC's is only temporary though

We haven't gotten to Hamada's DC yet

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How much of that money is from Disney? Like 500 million?

Good job Billy!

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>We haven't gotten to Hamada's DC yet

Weren't Aquaman and Shazam both Hamada's choices?

>He still believes this meme

No, those were during Johns and Berg's short time in charge which is why they're so heavily influenced by Johns work. Birds of Prey will be Hamada's first DC in universe movie

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are these the same people that doomsay the marvel movies, not really playing the company wars game but rather just spreading general negativity out of boredom? wouldn't surprise me

Dab on Snyderfags

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faggot

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youtu.be/xxiS042Lvxs

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nice try caroltranny

Weird considering both characters share the same name

I saw an early showing of it and there was a lot of Philly stuff in it. Was Billy always from Philly?

Johns is still heavily involved in a creative capacity like he is for Doom Patrol

Things Brie would never say

I love Billy, I just hate Geoff Johns' version of him.

what'd he give disney movies?

He was from Philly in the 70s comics by DC, I think
And in the New 52

he's not so much of a prick in the movie, just a doomer

Oh so it’s just seething Marvelfags

Shazam being better than Superman is how DC came to own the character in the first place

>This is the guy that liked Tranformers Last Night and hated Alita: BA
checks out

Why did Warner took so much to realize that people want fun and wholesome stories from DC heroes, Section 8 movie fucking when

>Not liking Iron Man 3

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Well shit, I thought this was all Hamada's doing. So a twist in DCEU will happen again, and I hope it's not for bad.

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>Billy haters
I don't think those people exist.
There are probably some people that think Zachary Levi was a poor casting choice, but it looks like he does a decent enough job.
Would work better as Plastic Man.

>He thinks it's a meme

he's lying just to claim the DC movies "will get bad again"
Hamada wasn't "responsible" for Aquaman but he came into the scene during production and had a hand in it (and he's also pals with Wan)
and the director and producer of Shazam said he was the one to let them do what they want, so he had even more influence over Shazam

So can he say Shazam without transforming in the movie?

Keep crying Ladderbro.

Oh fuck off. Iron Man 3 is solid as fuck and Mandarin is a retarded character anyway so the twist didnt even hurt.

Wow, Captain Meme couldn't pull Supreme Intelligence off but Chadzam has the madness to put Mr. Mind in all his tiny glory.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=VwEPMyl3Etk

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We won't know for sure until next February but I wouldn't get my hopes up

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I just went on his website. He has pretty bad movie opinions.

boards.fireden.net/co/search/image/uV0a4Jx-ZKTiPN41sYBa-g/
Ladderbro, your unheathly obsession with Birds of Prey is strange.

>DC fans are the ones holding on to the RT scores as unquestionable proof of quality.
>Marvel fans are the ones holding on box office receipts as proof of quality.

How the world turns indeed...

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Hmmnn, I wonder if this is Ladderbro?

Nice dubs bro :)

Sometimes it's Philadelphia somtimes Fawcett City. I think he was in some small town in New York for one continuity.

This just confirms we are in the best timeline

Aquaman is proud

youtube.com/watch?v=yE8C1WWixgc

If you watched Captain Marvel you'd know the Supreme Intelligence was in it and was awesome

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Fucking this. Movie looks good. Doesn't have Snyder's stink on it. I'll see it AND Endgame, because I can afford to watch two cape films in one year.

They showed one clip where Billy goes to help a woman in distress who's being mugged(by a white male of course!) and she tells him she doesn't need his help, she was about to pepper spray him and had everything under control.

>Disney literally caught redhanded buying mass tickets

DC with the New 52 tried to copy Marvel, so that meant real cities instead of fictitious ones. Shazam went from Fawcett City to Philadelphia. Green Arrow went from Star City to Seattle. And so on.

Yeah but that scene was more for comedic effect than being woke

That scene is hilarious though
Billy unleashes some accidental police brutality on the already disabled mugger since he doesn't know his strength. The woman, realizing this is some crazy shit literally hands Billy money to fuck off and then runs away.

>captain marvel gets reviewbombed
>shazam doesn't
makes you think

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Fucking based.

>Billy goes to help a woman in distress who's being mugged(by a white male of course!) and she tells him she doesn't need his help
gotta love modern day feminism's message of don't help or protect women because we're all equally identical.

>Shit film gets shit reviews
>Good film doesn't
This shouldn't require thought user.

Billy's mom is shown as the worst type of person though. It's not all 'rah go women.'
Victory also clearly heads the household though he and Rosa love each other very much.

You do know DC and Marvel don't hate each other at all right

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Remind me is Shazam DC or Marvel? Oh right, DC. So then yeah, it could be decent, but I'll wait a little while for the dust to settle.

You know you can fraud tickets in china.

I think he was making fun of ladderbro

Everything that upsets you is fake.
Which raises the question, why do you let it upset you?

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Bluray. Eat it.

Because they are ashamed of the sour e material

PROOF

*source

archive.is/zPM8i

>billy haters
Who the fuck hates Billy?

Marvel already pulled off a talking raccoon, sentient tree, a talking pile of rocks and a tentacle vore cat so...?

>a talking worm

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When Captain Toe Fungus the Sure Flop outgrosses the top film in the DCEU, our shitposts will blot out the sun.

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Comparing this to Captain Marvel is literally Soul vs. Soulless

Yes, it sure is an excitingly retarded metric you keep pushing.
I'm SURE it will catch on any day now, keep at it.

It will get better reviews, not make as much money and then be forgotten once End Game drops.

This is all fact.

Replying to yourself is pretty fucking sad user.

>he and Patty saved Wonder Woman
>he and Wan saved Aquaman
>he and Sandberg saved Shazam
>he gets the blame and fire for JL
Why would WB do this to the guy that's actually helping save the film universe?

Eh, true enough. A big win would be 600 mil considering its budget and it being made to build a fanbase to spike the next movie's earnings like how Batman Begins worked. Anything over 600 million is just gravy.

>Calling a movie a flop while also saying its going to outgross the top film in the DCEU
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

The projections are currently predicting that Shazam will make less domestically over it's entire run than Captain Marvel did in weekend #1.
So I look forward to Billyfag explaining how that's super great for a film that cost twice as much as Deadpool.

Shazam doesn't look good but that's pretty harsh, it's nowhere near as hackish as Suicide Squad or F4ntastic

Who voices him?

They're saving him for the sequel

They actually make it funny somehow. See and

he even says "get woke bro" to the mugger lmao

I bet Cavill is kicking himself now for not signing on. Now WB will offer him even less since they basically have another Superman only everyone actually already likes this one.

Then we will meme in the shade.

I wonder who could be behind this post.

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His plan really backfired

WB isn't the smartest studio around

But maybe things will get better now that Tsujihara is gone

There is no motive to review bomb Shazam because people actually like Levi

Also, there's no audience review system anymore.

How do you not know the real world history between Billy and Supes?

huh? That makes no sense

EAT THE BLUE RAY

>Shazam
>Batman Returns
When will Marvel make a Christmas movie?

He played chicken and lost.

Billy was WAY more popular than Supreman for a while in the mid 20th century, when Fawcett Comics was its own thing. DC didn't like that so bought Fawcett so they wouldn't be competition.

I've never read a single issue of Shazam and I know this. It's really common knowledge, user.

Wasn't this the main comparison for Captain Marvel?

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Made something for the occasion

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They look like they're having fun

It's very cute user!

I'm sorry what?

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It's just so true

Can't wait for it to be over $900 million tomorrow

Something DC retards could never dream of their movies getting

not a fair comparison.
Captain Marvel was successful

Green Lantern and Captain Marvel bear more resemblance thematically than any DCEU movie other than maybe Wonder Woman's mash-together of Thor and First Avenger.

CM was never review-bombed though, because the "I (don't) want to see this movie" feature wasn't a review, it was just a way to measure pre-release excitement

If that's the criteria then you can't compare it to ANY DC movie

user, I…

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Wrong, I hate Marveldrones for being blind carolfags.

>CM was never review-bombed though
Yes it was the audience score was down in the 20s because of those morons

Fucking revisionist history

If it makes you feel any better, one of those tickets contributing to its 45 million weekend will be mine.
I'm just a sucker for the genre.
And I'm sure Alita-mathematics will make it a success regardless.

In a vacuum they're of the same quality. CM wouldn't have been even nearly as successful if it wasn't sold as being key to the MCU between the penultimate and ultimate film of the story.

Iron Man 3

It's funny how BO matters now to MCUdrones.

Also Aquaman made a billion dollars, idiot

It's been trending on twitter for hours since the embargo lift

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Revisionist history is blaming trolls.

The question was if you wanted to see the film. Many people didn't and said so. That's not review bombing user.

>Alita-mathematics
The only thing more ridiculous than Terryology

yes, because Ant Man and the Wasp also made money on endgame hype.

Or, you know, if WB/DC hadn't spent the 3 years after Dark Knight releasing pure garbage...

>heavily
In the same way that Cereal Lord got to push his fanfic tier canon onto Aquaman and this movie, he still had authority so that some of his stupidity was push onto Titans and Doom Patrol.

Save for all the dairy infused with sugary cereal in his diet, there's nothing heavy in any influence he has in any creative capacity in anything live action; Creepy Puppet probably would take his calls and listen to his bullshit and Ponysmasher probably feels he owes him something for helping to land the Shazam! directing gig, but there's no indication that Sandberg is going to get to direct the Rock sequel or a versus film (if that happens and isn't the actual sequel) and by the date he might get to come back for a Billy mostly movie, he won't feel any obligation to Cereal Lord.

I miss the day when she was Ms. Marvel with her leotard and sash. That was a distinctive costume. The sash really helped.
But Captain Marvel is just a boring character. And of course, I still remember Carol's cuntish actions during Civil War all those years ago Turned me off her character forever even if I can appreciate the looks.

...

When will Marvel make a Christmas movie?

>Doesn't read post
>Still replies to post

>so...

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One day there will be a chance to nuke all of social media playground niggertry. I hope I can make that happen. None of you deserve this kind of outlet.

>It's funny how Rotten Tomatoes now matters to DCucks.
MCU fanboys have always looked at critical scores and box office.
It's the DC fanboys who constantly change the metrics. Now "soul" is being pushed because I guess it's vague enough that a movie can't objectively fail at it?

>One day the interwebz will stop being a thing

Yep, we're half way there right now.

>Now "soul" is being pushed because I guess it's vague enough that a movie can't objectively fail at it?
It's being pushed solely by you so you can argue against it. Please stop.

I can't wait for "it felt just like my comicbooks!" to die like Snyder-edge over Marvel quips.

>it was just a way to measure pre-release excitement

Why did Captain Marvel make $800million at the box office if the 'pre-release excitement' was low then?

>CM wouldn't have been even nearly as successful if it wasn't sold as being key to the MCU between the penultimate and ultimate film of the story.

>Shazam isn't being sold as an apology for Justice League and BVS and Suicide Squad
yeah whatever stay jealous of Brie Larson

>Also Aquaman made a billion dollars, idiot

I'm sure that makes up for Justice League only making $600million on a $300million budget lol

>The question was if you wanted to see the film. Many people didn't and said so. That's not review bombing user.

you know a large percentage of the pre-release excitement votes were bots right

>you know a large percentage of the pre-release excitement votes were bots right
I don't think anyone knows that user.

There's billions and billions of dollars being spent on a reliable way to kill Anonymity on the internet.
People like Trump's pet Poo will make that happen in our lifetime. Everyone's identity will be open and available, and VPN's will be outlawed. It will be the start of the era of Internet Politeness.

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He meant intelligent people. He's being discriminatory towards "Dumbz" and I'd like to apologize to you on his behalf.

What site? Doesn't look like BoxOfficeMojo.

>a large percentage of the pre-release excitement votes were intelligent people

That makes a lot more sense user. Thanks.

Sure, let's go with that. Its easier than trying to translate it into grayon for you.

TIMBERRRRRRR!!!!

it'll be in the 60s by tomorrow

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WB doesn't make cape movies to impress critics any more than Sony or Disney does.
We'll see how impressed anyone is with Shazam next month.

If it were so easy for it to hit 60, it would've started somewhere near 60 FAGGOT

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You ait the bate

I'm interested in this movie on its own, I just wish it wasn't attached to that dc cinematic universe shitshow

Does anyone else think the consolewars are kinda...boring now? I think it peaked in 2016-17, but now it's still the same shit over and over again but now with comicgators and SJWS.

>superhero movie that never forgets the genre's real power
>DC

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the check from disney clears tomorrow?

dkeks need a real victory because deep down they know Wonder Woman and Aquaman were Marvel movie copycats

Man of Steel started in the 90s too and look what happened

It's number one on Twitter

Fucking hell same, I've been wondering whats turning me off it and its the fact that it's attached to the failed universe around it

I really wish we had gotten Superman Lives instead of a crappy Zack Snyder boring grimdark origin movie

Shazam is a marvel movie copycat, WW sucked though and was a Cap 1 rip off, SS was a GotG rip off, the kind of dc movie dkeks want to win will never win at least. Shazam looks funner than what they've put out so far

I don't believe you, but I don't care enough to check for shitposting this low-effort. I DO however, care just enough to call an user a faggot.

Spoken like a true jew

Ladderbro seething

>totally not mad that Brie Larson is swimming in a vat full of cash like Scrooge McDuck

>MCU fanboys have always looked at critical scores and box office.
Have you ever looked at - I don't know - the actual film itself and decided if its good or bad with your own opinions?

Company wars threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/3
OP is a faggot.
Do your part to help purge this board of subhumans like him by reporting this thread.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
sys.4channel.org/co/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=106595965

The newest run makes Billy way more like his old character compared to the backup stories Johns did in JLA.

This is the first time I've been called that, anyways what does it mean?

Once this happens. Open online rebellion will be sought after. The boot lickers and paid aggravates to who paint the removal of anonymity are doing that right now. Fake outrage over a glorified fake progressive Disney flick shown us this can happen.

Because no one cares about Carol.

The Numbers.

Is that why she's getting a billion? More than every DC hero lmao

>$800 million box office record
>no one cares about Carol

lol

I have many times but the mods wont do shit unless it's box office or twitter outrage shilling.

>Because no one cares about Carol.
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Yeah, the Captain Marvel film is so generically cringe that it's justification of the amount of coverage and defense for it is scary.

International bugmen are not people.

>DKeks bitch about aquaman RT critic score
>same DKeks brag about the shazam RT critic score

dkeks are such an embarassment.

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Funny how the foreign market is the one making the cash on a mediocre film.

the REAL Captain Marvel does it again

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>totally not mad at Brie Larson rolling around in $800 million laughing at Zachary Levi's tiny paycheck

Well you heard the man folks. Aquaman is a better movie than Winter Soldier, GOTG, Ragnarok, Doctor Strange and many other MCU movies

The only people who are seeing this movie are try hard feminists and MCU drones. No one actually cares about the character. It's Iron Man 2 tier.

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What is your obsession with Brie Larson incel? She is not going to sleep with you.

It means you know what a good movie is and don't just worship everything with a DC logo on it

Aquaman is better than Ragnarok and Doctor Strange for sure. IMO Winter Soldier is the best Marvel film and still edges out Aquaman. GOTG is pretty comparable but I personally like Aquaman better.

I'm not a cancerous company wars faggot though.

It was packed with regular people when I went, like the usual marvel movie

Just like Aquaman

The obsession with box office numbers and RT scores has ruined these movies. No one who likes the movie can come up with a reason why it's good; they just point to numbers as their argument and call you a DCuck. They just need some sort of validation fro liking these awful movies. It's been like this since Avengers 1 came out. That movie was Syfy tier garbage, but since it made a billion dollars that's all the validation they needed.

She's always been a boring flying brick, nothing more

See the pattern here?

based

I feel like they did a really good job with the split between Billy and Shazam, acting-wise
It wasn't like that Jumanji movie where the main kid got 10 minutes to act before The Rock took over for 95% of the movie, in this they both got their moments to shine and both turned in rock solid performances

she's more fuckable than Zachary Levi at least

unless you're a fag

>Shazam is good
Awesome. Now I want Zatanna, MMH and Atom movies

>they just point to numbers as their argument and call you a DCuck
DCuck makes too much sense as an insult. All the hip faggotsuse DKek

It's barely attached
There are references to Superman and Batman and that's about it, it's not like Steppenwolf shows up and the entire thing is a prelude for Justice League 2

Zachary Levi is a qt straightfag

You know they only say Dkek because cuck is filtered, right?

>it'll literally be impossible to objectively discuss Shazam without some retards going GET REKT MOUSEFAGS

all this console war faggotry is souring me on this movie.

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You're more likely toi get those films now than ever before. Maybe Snyder fucking up Batman and Superman will be for the best in the long run. It's given the smaller characters room to breath and the other 2 can always be fixed later. Especially Batman

>all this console war faggotry is souring me on this movie.
Don't let it. The films legitimately good and company wars fags have been like this for years. Just ignore it

just watch the movie and don't care about these faggots
i'm the one who enjoy dc and marvel movies without any problem
and it's not like i consider all of them good but the thing is i don't pay to watch them

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it was

the OG Godzilla was 71% and it still wasn't fresh

60% is a "tomato". 70%+ with a lot is reviews is "certified fresh". Under 60 is a "splat".

and by og i mean 2014

>Now I want Zatanna
The most bland character in possibly the entirety of comics and you want her to have to carry a film? It'll be Captain Marvel 2.0 just without the story relevance to attract money.

>disliking best DC girl & best Marvel girl
just say you hate women user.

That's a relief to hear. Most of the promos feature only Zachary Levi so I was expecting a very uneven split.

Zatanna is based. The whole sorcery and showmanship combo would make for great visuals and story potential

She has zero personality beyond being a powerful magician. Much like Captain Marvel is nothing but a flying brick.

You could have some really cool effects but it would be a boring film.

So a movie that had no identity politics in it's advertisements is currently doing better than one that did, makes you think.

She has plenty. You don't see many heroes blowing up burgers

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>shazam ended up being better than captain marvel

the absolute state of roasties

>believing the incel reviews of based Carol

seething

>Joanna Robinson

LMAOOOOOO USING HER BITTER ASS

well if she's that bland in comics then all they have to do is to give her some personality and make her interesting character

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Worked for Miles

Or they could make a film about any other character that's not as bland. I love DC Magic and I don't want the general public's first experience to be a Harry Potter reject.

I really want a Zatanna movie but after I get to write my definitive Zee run that the movie can take from. Alternatively, just give me a JLD movie. I'd take a MMH movie too.

>t. has never actually read a comic with Zee in it

>and I don't want the general public's first experience to be a Harry Potter reject.
So, did you only ever read that bland Mystik U book? Because Zee is otherwise NOTHING like Harry Potter. Hell, it's telling that you compare her to HP and not even Timothy Hunter.

come again

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t. Raven
Zatanna will be DC premiere magic user and you can't do anything about it

And Harley will be the main Batman character and the entire DC movie universe will die before Aquaman and Shazam can do anything to save it. I know, doesn't make me any more pissed off that it's going to be another two decades of Mousecucks jerking off while DC pumps out shit film after shit film.

This. Fuck dc. People spamming dc shit should be ban.

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Where's Mary!

Fuck off shillWaa

still a shitty movie

Waaaaah. Fuck off dc shill

best girl

>Zatanna will be DC premiere magic user and you can't do anything about it
As she really should be. When you really think about it, who the fuck else could it be? Everyone else is too tied to other teams or doesn't have the same mainstream appeal that Zee does.

Ladderbro is mindbroken. Kek.

>It's number one on Twitter
Dc cucks are this stupid

seething

Grow the fuck up incel

John Constantine? The guy who already had a pretty fucking good film and is far more interesting in both character and in the way he interacts with the magical world?

Saw it earlier, I liked it, but I didn't particularly like the fact every time Billy was on screen it was all gloom and doom and misery, Marvel's energy and glee felt like an entirely different person from normal Billy.

>2019
>Being a incel Cry baby

cope

(((Rotten Tomatoes)))

John Constantine is great and all but he's not mainstream enough. He can't fight with the Justice League in one book, then deal with all the creepy, fucked up dark magic shit in another.

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yeah i was disappointed too

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Only in your head. Beyond the stupid naming issue, they're absolutely nothing alike. Superman is the closest analogue.

>I love DC Magic and I don't want the general public's first experience to be a Harry Potter reject.
Well it wont be since the first experience will be Shazam

He doesn't work as the face of magic. Zatanna, Shazam, Fate or Raven would work better

there was a 78% chance you weren't

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>Don't trust your feelings and decision making skills
>Trust my numbers to TELL you that you liked it.

Shazam has more in common with HP than Zatanna tho

Huh? The cut I saw in my country had the floating green head in the background while the projection talked for it. Did I miss something?

From what I can glean without seeing the film saying Shazam is magic is like saying Superman is a film about the sun, it's just where he gets his brick powers from.

Fate would be great. Raven works better with the titans and Shazam is just a brick with magic as his source as far as I can tell from reviews of this film.

Shazam isn't anything like HP. Zatanna says the reality cheat code and whatever she wanted to happen happens.

>aquaman gets a low RT score
lol implying RT matters amirite?

>shazam gets a high RT score
LOL GET REKT MARVEL

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theme of the thread

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Why does Captain Marvel have 2 and a half times as many audience reviews as Aquaman?
Can Bugmen not access Rotten Tomatoes?

>low
It was fresh.

It's a DC movie with a white male lead
Considering the 20 points taken away for that, it's actually at 115%

Because it's been out for 3 weeks while Shazam is actually 2 weeks away from being released

Not him, but I want it for a chance at a better version of Constantine to pop up. And fishnets, though I imagine they'd cast another sticc chick like they did with WW

>Zatanna says the reality cheat code and whatever she wanted to happen happens.
So...that makes her like Potter?

Billy's still closer to Harry by virtue of having dead parents, and only child, who gains magical power in his adolescence.

Wut? I was asking about Captain Marvel and Aquaman.

>Orphan boy gains magical powers
Also Fate is several times more powerful than Zatanna. She needs to speak and backwards, he literally just thinks and wiggles his fingers

DCEU movies have been shit for years.
Marvel movies have been, for the most part, okay to good movies for years.

Captain Marvel is complete and utter shit, making Black Panther by comparison look golden.

Shazam looks to be fun, heartfelt, and self aware of its ridiculousness, as well as refraining from insulting its core audience. It will probably be the best DC movie period since TDK (Wonder Woman was okay though)

Even worse; they'll cast some mutt.

Aquaman was awesome mang.

Fate is a dorky Golden Age throwback who fights "Who?" villains and who's powers never work in any Events worth naming.
Zatanna is at least sexy looking.
Fate is worthless, right there with the Spectre.

>not trusting professional critics on their consensus of film pieces

Fishnets and cleavage is the only reason anyone else wants her too, don't worry. She fails the "Describe a super without mentioning their powers or costume" test pretty hard for a reason.

sorry, I'm sleepy
yeah, Captain Marvel has an unusual high number of reviews
Black Panther did too

Aquaman was shit.

Pretty shit, but shit nonetheless.

In fairness, they haven't really done anything like that so far, other than a gay kike Flash and brown-ish Aquaman. Gal is Mediterranean enough as an Israeli, just she has zero muscle definition

aquaman was legitimately better than than thor 1 and 2

>yeah, Captain Marvel has an unusual high number of reviews
Nah, it's a fraction of Wonder Woman or Winter Soldier.

What's odd is how FEW reviews Aquaman has. I've never seen a billion dollar flick with that few audience reviews.

Charming
Stylish
Confident
;^)

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Aquaman's plot, characters, and setting are so meandering and pointless that even The Neverending Story has more internal consistency.

It's pretty. That's it.

>Sucking this much corporate dick

cope

>It was fresh
See

>they haven't really done anything like that so far
I'm sorry, what?

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>W-Who cares about how good something is, only sales matter?
Carol cucks are no better than Sony niggers.

Jesus fuck, I forgot about that. And honestly I'd say Wiig as Cheetah is a stupid choice, despite being racially accurate

Stop being a faggot. I'm defending Shazam for most likely being good and attacking Captain Marvel for being shit. There's no brand loyalty in this fat fucker's heart.

you know every living human now is a mutt right

nobody's blood is pure, except for maybe Seth Green that guy has the rawest genes

cope

Except Captain Marvel was great, incel.

0/10 for unoriginality
1/10, made me reply.

Stupid retard, Aquaman was the best capefilm since TDK

>There's no brand loyalty in this fat fucker's heart
The rest of your post contradicts that, and it's funny that you take these reviews at face value while you were "skeptical" of the ones calling Captain Marvel good because according to you they were "on the (((Mouse)))'s paycheck", even though these same reviewers are giving positive reviews to Shazam.
It's all too curious and interesting if you ask me.

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Yet big green head is TOO HARD!

be humble, sit down

>Nah, it's a fraction of Wonder Woman or Winter Soldier.
he was talking about the number of reviews from critics
Aquaman had 351, Wonder Woman had 422 (also higher than usual)
Captain Marvel has 432 and Black Panther 460

In general it used to be around 350
But Rotten Tomatoes is now more open to any shitty blog, that's why these identity politics movies get more reviews

There are undeniably people on this Earth that are 100% European, 100% Asian, 100% Arab, or 100% African. A mutt implies crossmixing. An Anglo having a child with a German isn't a mutt as they're still 100% European.

>posting photo of the one actor who was willing to tell the MCU to fuck itself over James Gunn and expressed a desire to go to DC with Gunn if he didn't come back.

Not even the Bautist is loyal to the mouse.

>he defends a movie that blatantly mixes up, forgets, and invents new character motivations to fit whatever scene or emotion they want
wheh lads
99% of critic reviews are absolute ass anyway to begin with, so I don't even pay attention to them even if they align with my views. I'm purely going off the trailers and the film creators' actions around the movie. That's why you could tell The Last Jedi was shit before seeing it- the dead look in Mark Hamill's eyes said more than enough.

Based

Idk, amnesia kisses and turning back time via spinning are pretty comic book

Have all the, “Let’s talk Captain Marvel” accounts offed themselves yet?

Yeah, he totally was "soulless", that's how you "knew" the movie was shit. Interesting.

you know the ancient Roman empire was mixed race as fuck

and Arab is part of Asian
and Africa was constantly invaded by European countries

you're a fucking idiot, this is why liberals are winning the culture war

You seriously like that shitpost? You fucking cucked libtard lol!

You're really defending The Last Jedi? Before release, all Mark Hamill could say regarding the movie was that 'it was certainly the longest' and 'wait and see'

The guy fucking hated everything about it and it was obvious.

>you know the ancient Roman empire was mixed race as fuck
No it fucking wasn't.

>and Arab is part of Asian
Arabs are Semites, not Asian.

>and Africa was constantly invaded by European countries
And? There's still millions upon millions of full blooded Africans living in Africa.

Tony’s PTSD magically going away in the last third of the movie is a valid complaint.

Very good post. We should set aside our differences and enjoy both movies, because this is a triumph for the fans. We live in the best era for comic book nerds, and I can't wait to tell my grandchildren about it.

>No it fucking wasn't.
yeah it was you fucking idiots

>Arabs are Semites, not Asian.
the middle-east is literally in Asian
shut the fuck up

>And? There's still millions upon millions of full blooded Africans living in Africa.
yeah full blooded Africans who've descended from the fertile crescent AKA asia lol

Jesus fucking Christ, how stupid can you possibly be?

I have a higher IQ than you

Says the guy who thinks two Europeans having a child creates a mutt.

biggest idiot imaginable

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and the world population used to be ~10k at one point

nobody is pure, no such thing as that
except Seth Green

You do fucking realize how close Europe is to Africa and how Spain was literally a Islamic region for a good while of its history?

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You realize that this was considered a laughing stock when it was revealed, right? It's impossible to know what skin and eye color someone had based on nothing but a skeleton. This was purely political to try and 'stick it' to Europeans.

Just saw it. I thought it was pretty good.

So like the majority of MCU films? That's fine. It doesn't need to make a bill to be a success.

More importantly, is there any homolust between the two main boys?

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>3 negative reviews now
Shit guys, it's dropping.

I hope to god this film does well, I was talking to my mom on the phone and even she said it looks good and she was thinking about taking my little sister to see it

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Why though? Humanity started in Africa. There had to be dark ones before they adapted to be lighter.

>Humanity started in Africa
Not it didn't. The Out of Africa theory has been debunked numerous times.

Wtf what a bitch! She just appears out of nowhere and disappears this mans burger. Cunt.

Of course. Oh fucking babies and idiots like dc shit. Fuck dc fuck Shazam

So do they call Billy Captain Marvel or not?

>Only fags and femanons use the word incel

Is not that kind of movie user.

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What's with the butthurt?

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A fucking master of disguise right here

>Dunce cap ghost
Oh noes!

No, but his name changes throughout the movie. He's never referred to as "Shazam" outside of the credits.

Man, that's my biggest concern. They seem like two different characters.

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NOOOOOOO SHAZAMBROS
WE GET DABBED ON BY A WHALE

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Aquaman made as much as Civil War so..

It made more than The Dark Knight.

Saw it tonight.

It's honestly one of the best cape movies ever. Levi's character is just slightly grating but in a way that makes complete sense and is endearing in the end. They don't go overboard with the humor either.

Also, Darla is the best.
Also, the end credits are fantastic.

>Like all movies
>Sounds like fun

I'm down.

>People trying to shit on it

Why? I genuinely want to know why you want to hate on this movie. Just don't see it if you aren't interested.

The Dark Knight was only the second movie ever to make a billion dollars. Times were much different back then.

I'm just happy one of the most underrated characters in comics has a good movie.

Same, it's a good feel when you've been waiting over a decade for this movie.

and the first one was more than a decade earlier

Well, if I don't remember wrong, TDK was before 3D and 4D kinda gimmicks helped raise the amount of money a movie would gross, even if the amount of tickets sold were lower.
It'd be interesting to compare those amounts rather than just how much money they grossed.

they created a fucking charity for little girls to go watch their fucking movie.

It wasn't until Hollywood started pandering to China that a movie making a billion dollars became standard. TDK made $600M domestic, which is still impressive. If it had the China box office back then it would have made a ridiculous amount of money.

Dark Knight was the 4th
>Titanic (1997) 2.1b
>The Return of the King (2003)1.1b
> Dead Man's Chest (2006) 1.06b
> The Dark Knight (2008) 1b

>Why? I genuinely want to know why you want to hate on this movie.
DC BAD

But still, I'd like to see how many tickets it sold vs. how many tickets a movie like Black Panther sold, for instance.

You can do that by changing the adjuster on Box office mojo but only for domestic.
>Dark Knight 74,269,000
>Black Panther 76,272,300

You do know most of that occurred before the New 52 and had nothing to do with copying? Of course not.

Why have we allowed stalkerfags to fester? "Muh sales" isn't and has never been a valid argument. You are statistically much more likely to have seen Despacito than Citizen Kane.

Probably scoured the web to include every PoC with a blog they could find to appease Brie.

So, Black Panther did 150 million more than TDK but sold only 2 million tickets more.

>A head in a jar that only shows an old lady

Clearly the worm is more supreme in not just design, but intelligence as well.

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Why have we allowed shit that should be on Yea Forums on a comics and cartoon board?

Because it was hit by incel trolls, and in return, Marvel drones and SJWs hit it to balance things out.
I would've thought that the whole "boycott" of Captain Marvel was actually a Disney strategy for people to give a shit about a movie that will be forgotten in a few months, but then I remember that incels are retarded enough to give Disney free publicity on their own.

Some of them are still up like Shazamaholic who shit on anything Johns' Shazam related including this film. This movie breaking out as a hit is going to piss the Billyfags off hard.

>comics and cartoon board
>comics
there is your answer

Is it true that Shazam is closer to the Sam Raimi Spider-Man movies than anything else?

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Live action movies are not comic books. There you go.

Better than an old lady attempting to dance to a Nirvana song, yikes!

Wasn't that just an anticipation score though?

Have sex

Minority characters don't matter as long as they aren't being used to look "oh so progressive." Also Freddy is crippled in the comics so fuck off.

There's a huge difference in ten years when it comes to inflation

I know, I'm being facetious.

Well, charities for Disney are just that healthy

I saw a bunch of negative audience "reviews" that didn't even talk about the movie but about how Brie Larson hated white men.

>Can't spell "lightning"

Of course, that's why I think ticket sales are a more interest comparison than box office, specially for movies released so many years apart from each other.

I think those "charities" were complete bullshit but they weren't 2 million tickets and they certainly didn't make any difference at the final gross. My problem with those kind of charities is that they're basically advertising to little children and disguising it as charity, and they also completely trivialize real issues by framing their movies as relevant in any way in the search for a solution to such issues.

Pretty suspect on both sides honestly.

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Sure looks like it.

Yeah, it's just to retards slap fighting in the playground while Disney picks up all the spare change that falls from their pockets.

*two

Mary was cute in her costume, and shit man seeing Mr.Mind

This is pathetic.

Why did someone paint a meme on their ball python

Wait, Mary's in this?
Did they actually do the Marvel family in the first film?

Fpbp

>gave Alita: Battle Angel rotten
Broken clocks, etc

is that way

>Dc movie flopping hard
>Dc incel crying harder
Waaaaaaaah

>Is it true that Shazam is closer to the Sam Raimi Spider-Man movies than anything else?
Needed more N words

Grow the fuck up dc shill

Imagine fanatically defending the nightmare coporation you were taught about in cartoons

Yeah they put it in no man's land to die. Sucks for DC.

Cry incel cry waaaaaaah

sounds like armond

>dc producing good content.
Dc shills are this stupid

Fuck off laddercuck

>Only marbel movies can be fun

This Ladderbros brain

>Captain Marvel
>Good

Ladderbro is havig a breakdown

Eat

The

Disc

Laddercuck, Laddercuck
Trying to earn his Disney buck
Can he shill on a thread?
He sucks the mouse's dick, on it's head!
Look out! There goes Laddercuck

Because the president of WB was the biggest dumbass

You could maybe argue that before, but days after the release the audience reviews shows.

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No giant green head = no Supreme Intelligence.

You forgot youtubers, RT has now included some of them to the scoring.

Because the TDK trilogy made bank and GL flopped critically and commercially, so they took that as a sign. That's pretty much it. They never understood why grimness and realism work so well for Batman but not so much for others and you can't just force it. Thankfully with WW and Aquaman being hits (and perhaps Shazam! as well) and them really being their own thing WB finally see the light.

>successful
riiiiiight

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a us billion as 10x1million oir a rest of the world billion as 1000x1million?

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I hope you realize that the RT score is dependent on various critics from other sites and not actually RT themselves scoring right?

Besides the point we were talking about was the number of audience rating, not the critic rating.

I get that we hate the mouse but BvS is a shit movie and it 100% deserved that score.

Explain why "A Wrinkle in Time" and "The Nutcracker" had shit scores then?

Superman cameo.
youtube.com/watch?v=parwkdkI_tA

Probably upset that there is a chance that Shazam will do better than Captain Marvel.

Nazi incels fuck off. You are not welcome here

Is it doing well? Have not been stalking it

How the hell there's a chance at all? It took three weekends for Captain Marvel to get close to $900MM, while Endgame comes out 3 weeks after Shazam. It's not gonna happen.
We're talking explicitly about box office here anyway, because there's no point in comparing two vastly different movies no matter what.

no

shut up marvelfag

ut up marvelfag

absolute state of Carol worshiping trannies

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objeectively wrong

Subjectively wrong.
especially not Ultimate Edition. But I may agree on theatrical version okay
But it's kinda kino that first appearance DCEU Batlfleck was in and it's 27% on RT. So meta

Disney doesn't care about non-cashcows.

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Of course they are allowing a generation that grew up with Phase 1 MCU movies to submit their reviews

He’s all over the billy threads. Shazam living rent free in these douchebags minds

Another great MCU movie.

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It features children transforming into their "potential" of course she would hate it!

i want to go see it but i'm afraid ladderbro is going to shot up a theater or something

i hope this movie bombs so hard

I must say I was really impressed with the 7 Sins. They were legitimately frightening. We don’t get imagery like that in these movies anymore. Maybe not since Batman Returns. Small children will most likely cry.

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Jesus Christ, Yea Forumstards are so retarded they can't even form actual words.

Like I said when this was brought up, if a Billyfag didn't shoot up a theater screaming about the "real" Captain Marvel, I doubt this mythical Ladderbro is gonna care about Shazam.

>Freddy got flight
>Eugene got lightning
>Pedro got strength
>Darla got speed
What did Mary get?

funk

Something about the smoke effects and the way they came out reminded me of Ihmotep from The Mummy with Brendan Fraser, I thought they were pretty well done from an effects standpoint

The scene where Billy unleashes a thunderstorm at a gay pride parade was clearly an homage to Raimi's work on Spider-Man

love

more like Evan Cocksey

>Birds of Prey will be Hamada's first DC in universe movie
Yikes

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I understand wanting to rain on their parade, but the part where he started hurling lightning seemed a little excessive.

Redditiest post i've ever read.

Solomon is turning over in his temple

They deleted over 80% of the reviews at one point (which were all probably troll reviews) and it only went up 2%. Then they just said every negative review was a troll and deleted them until it had a positive score.

>ladderbro is using this gif again now that Gunn was rehired
Huh