When you're so screwed that you start to beg the Almighty to have a quick death...

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Stardust Lesson #1: The universe doesn't make any damn sense.

Alan Moore's Stardust when?

and are the usual Fletcher Hanks weirdness.
But the Fantastic story is obviously some other artist.
GCD just says "Pencils:? [as Fletcher Hanks]"
It's possible the artist realized he couldn't draw Stardust on-model. Maybe that's why Stardust is invisible or an energy-burst most of the time.

>Nemus
>Neptune
>Pluton
Um, where is this supposed to be?
>Stardust's faces
Ew.
Also, why the fuck is the guy firing his planet buster weapon FROM the planet he's aiming at? That and him thinking he made Stardust makes it seem like he's a complete buffoon, so how did he even invent his doom ray in the first place?
>thru
>gangester
A mad scientist trying to blow up planets is not a gangster. And what the fuck is a sight beam?
Is it actually just meant to make stuff invisible, or did it not work properly? If that's what it's supposed to do, then these guys really are idiots for thinking that would save their leader, unless they were counting on Stardust being blinded by his invisible retinas, or they thought it actually destroyed things instead of just making the invisible, in which case they really dropped the ball assessing the thing.
And why are the bombs perambulating? I looked up what that means, and its meaning does not equate to anything those bombs are doing, and I doubt perambulating is what they cause, and their boss is RIGHT THERE, direct hit or not, if those bombs work like BOMBS then he's toast, and if they were somehow enough to kill Stardust, he wouldn't stand a chance being that close.

truly a delightful work , worthy of the finest connaisseurs's palates. well done my friend

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STOP UPDATING THE DAMN SIDE STORY, OTTO

And Moloka seriously has no way to get off that rock?
Where was he shown as being greedy? What could he gain by just blowing up planets, the first page says he wants to destroy the Solar System and then take over the Sun, which is already nonsensical, and doesn't really relate to money or other riches, or anything else that can be a motivation associated with greed.

gibs more stardust otto-senpai,I wanna see stardust dunk on god

But that already happened.

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Hope there's no gangsters in this thread.

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CHADDUST

>the virgin Clark Kent
>the CHAD STARDUST

I'm not a gangster, I'm a mobster.

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No, I'm on Mars.

No planet is safe.

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That sounds like an awfully villainous thing to say.

You doubt my power?

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I know your weakness.

No weaknesses.

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I seem to recall hearing the phrase "nothing can stop STARDUST"
Is that wrong?

But I got some good booze to share with.

>nothing

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God, it's like reading a Chick tract.

this is the punishment for rejecting stardust

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The crossover that no one even knew was a crossover

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How would Stardust fare against eldritch beings?

I remember when an user was drawing his own Stardust comic.
But I only ever saw the first page.

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Stardust is Nyarlathotep, playing with humans like tin soldiers and exposing them to horrific realities beyond the human comprehension, waiting for the day he will see every last of those curious apes go insane and howl at the cold stars his name.

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Stardust vs John Galt would be an interesting fight.

This guy got the lightest Stardust punishment of all time.

Who?

A very good question.
Who is John Galt?

Jokes aside, it's a character from a novel by Ayn Rand.

I know.
But other than that, I don’t know who he is.
Or when he’ll shut up.

A "heroic egotist" who manufactures supertech all by himself for various ass-pull purposes.

Galt might shut up. Ayn Rand didn't shut her face until she died.

the power of stardust
tapas.io/episode/1085420

>fletcher hanks entered in contact with a strange old book in brooklyn during the early 40s while plastering an old building's walll and the manuscript fell off a scantling
>even though he couldn't understand what was written he soon began to experience strange hallucinations, about flutes, whispering lights, and black pharaoh
>scared and enthralled at the same time he begins to draw his personal depiction of that strange being, a disturbingly alien and ruthless superhero filtered from the stars
>soon the visions overcame him as he descended into folly, growing bitter, violent and alcoholic in a desperate attempt to forget what he sees, claiming it is the booze. kirby and the others at fox started to worry about him.
>he's fired by the editor after he saw his next issue of stardust the super wizard put on his desk, looking shocked and terrified as he leaves his office.
>hanks falls into the rabbit hole, desperate, penniless and full of shame he abandons his family, trying to get away from people as much as he can, fearing that they might see what he sees
>one day the old man find the answers, his torturer, at the park.
>"you served me well"
>he will die the next morning, frozen alive on a bench in central park

Last Stardust thread someone discussed the idea of a Stardust movie.

>Seemingly normal Heist movie
>We meet the characters, they do the Heist, and they all get their shares
>Strangely early in the movie.
>Then Stardust the Super-Wizard shows up
>Uncanny Valley techniques (Actor moves incredibly slowly and it's sped up, his voice sounds like SiniStar, and CG makes him a bit too close to source material)
>The rest of the film is a tense slasher as the criminals are one-by-one picked off.

Don't know how many people know this, but there's an ongoing Webcomic on Stardust the Super Wizard which I think is kino. The "Superhero Setting" sorta feels like a mix of Wolfenstein and Empowered. There's a whole cosmology and shit still being built and it's wicked.
It's called "The Power of Stardust", and it's on tapas.
Nice to see someone mention it before I did.

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I don't think Rand would have liked Stardust, he's certainly very personally powerful and can do whatever he wants, but he's far too selfless. In fact he doesn't appear to do anything in his own rational self-interest at all. Everything he does is for the good of, well, mostly the US government. Which would make Rand dislike him even more.

Hence the conflict between him and Galt.

>YOU ARE NOW IN THE POWER OF STARDUST
kino

In what context are you suggesting we pit them against each other though? Because in a physical fight I don't think Galt stands much of a chance since he's not an extradimensional wizard who can bend matter to his will.

I suppose Stardust and Atlas Shrugged are similar in that Stardust seems to have been Fletcher Hanks' power fantasy, and Galt essentially Rand's fantasy husbando she could never find irl.

This shit is actually cool as fuck. It's like I'm reading a Morrison comic.

I imagine something like Galt getting pissy about Stardust intervening with the heroically selfish "racketeers" and invents some sort of thing that's supposed to stop Star Dust.

So basically it would be a contest over which author could come up with the best ass-pull.

>High-level cosmic wizard who regularly faces down cosmic horrors sees the progenitor of Stardust and all like him
>immediately breaks down from the raw horror of it all
This is going to end in pain and suffering isn't it?

>who manufactures supertech all by himself
That's practically his secondary and less useful power. His real power is making two-hour long speeches after being tortured to the brink of death, making his enemies simply give up and await death because the speech is so powerful that they give up entirely. It's how he convinced all those magnates to abandon society and come live with him in his hippie gulch as well.

Now we're talking!
Let's see how Stardust handles that!

>This is going to end in pain and suffering isn't it?
When did stardust not?

i like how the tapas comic has him come from another dimension where he is objectively a hero. as in the act of stretching someone into infinite iterations of them-self in a micro universe is a considered a good action in his home universe but sounds terrible here.

I mean, his home universe is literally a God and is his parent. To it, fates worse than death for things that stray from its will are all well and good.

yes, but the thing he did that to said "thank you" as in it enjoyed that.

>Stardust stands emotionless and unblinking throughout his entire speech
>JOHN GALT, MANY HAVE WONDERED WHO YOU ARE
>NOW FOR YOUR SELFISHNESS AND ARROGANCE NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW YOU EXISTED
All the impassioned speeches in the world can’t sway a machinelike autist like Stardust, user. Checkmate Galt.

Does it even sound terrible here? The guy's basically been handed the keys to his own universe filled with iterations with himself in order to contemplate and eventually achieve wisdom.
Seems like a pretty sweet deal.

And then some outlandish punishment, I assume.

That unironically sounds awful.

>those yaoi hands

It can't be any worse than alan moore's porn where both the art, story and erotica were unoriginal crap.

Oh god, this looks amazing.
Seconding this. If any user has the rest of the comic, post it now

Oh god, this looks amazing.
Seconding this. If any user has the rest of the comic, post it now
Also, this is now headcannon

Is this a Chick Tract?

Well StarDust pretty much is one

I love this book it plays Stardust pretty well and the fact that he essentially discovers the regular multiverses and realizes he doesn’t like it is hilarious

Stardust is a comic series known for being entirely nonsensical and stupid, but amusingly so. Your criticism is entirely pointless. You should try to take things less seriously.

But it's fun to complain about the nonsense in Stardust. Maybe you're the one who needs to take things less seriously.

Is that bottom panel a jojo reference?

I'm more interested in why Stardust decided to pretend to be a beam-created space man, suggested that the supervillian fire the beam directly at Earth, let him do so, then redirected the beam back at him just to whisk him away at the last second - which he could have done at any point. It was just to fuck with him, right? I can see no other logical explanation. It's not like he couldn't just destroy the secret base with his matter manipulation powers, and Stardust has no weaknesses and could not have been in danger of physical harm. It had to be a sick game for his personal amusement, right?

Isn't it already well established that Stardust is a sadist who enjoys his "job" way too much?

the punishment is that EVERYONE will forget everything about galt,even galt himself. every thought he has he will forget,ever word forgotten after it passes his lips, every grand monument to his ego and every frantic attempt to record how long he has wondered through a world without john galt is taken apart instantly by STARDUST, for his word is the unbreakable law of the godhead

stardust seems incapable of pleasure, I think STARDUST just IS, the Ray of pure LAW that pierces through everything that breaks his arcane system of morality

Shit's lookin fabulous

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StarDust is even still pretty terrifying since he’s essentially a cosmic anti body for his reality who is trapped in another multiverse and immediately thinks it’s a piece of shit and it’s filled with public domain heroes

The Eye of Light and Heart of Darkness need to get their shit together.

The Eye did literally nothing wrong

I really like how The Power of Stardust shows that Stardust and the other Super-Wizards aren't even evil. They're just utterly alien and don't really understand how other realities beyond their Mother function. To them, their brand of justice is how they deal with the Dark aberrations in their home, and how they allow the people to develop and grow.

It's just that for almost all other life, this counts as a fate worse than death.

It doesn’t seem like either of them do anything but exist which might explain why the multiverse is a shithole, StarDust is from the good multiverse that’s pretty perfect and this ones practically a ghetto to him

Fun fact apparently the eyes actually centaur comics the eye which is also a StarDust like being of justice but even more weird because it’s just a cosmic floating eyeball that’s on fire

>The strange being known as The Eye appeared as a speaking, flaming eyeball in the sky. It had the power to generate deadly rays of heat, expand and shrink, fly and hover, project a searchlight beam, and appear just about anywhere. It often teamed up with Jack Barrister to fight crime. Space and time meant nothing to the Eye, and could use this fact to help bring justice to the entire world.

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Judging by how the Heart's tendrils reach up from the bottom of the world, it's clearly malignant in some manner. And the only reason it seems to exist is because the Eye's light has a draw-distance. Unlike Mother, who was just infinite and perfect in its warmth and benevolence, excluding the aberrations.

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It might not have done anything wrong per se, but it's not really doing much beyond sitting on high whilst its children go to war against the spawn of the Heart and everything goes to shit. Which is exactly why Stardust is so disgusted by the multiverse as is. It's full of evil things doing whatever the fuck they want, whilst good is in a losing situation and occasionally fucks itself over in petty squabbles.

And instead of helping, or increasing how far its light can reach, the Eye just watches as everything collapses into Hell.

>Heart's tendrils reach up from the bottom of the world, it's clearly malignant in some manner.

You're just saying that because he's black. It's a heart, it has to connect to something to do heart pumping shit

It's tendrils seem less like they're "pumping", and more like they're "infesting." They don't seem to be keeping to themselves, and are kinda breaching into the deeper levels of existence. And given how its spawn don't seem to play well with life, I doubt it being benevolent.

It was a Dark Aberration whose only desire was to make everything like itself. Stardust and the other Super-Wizards granted its wish by turning it into a secluded universe of its own where only it existed or could exist, pretty much secluding it from everything else and preventing it from harming anyone else.

They basically granted its one desire.

Fuck Star Dust and fuck the super-wizards

Vile aberration. You are now in the power of Stardust.

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>guy has the capability to blot out suns, travel through space with no issues, and insane tech that can destroy a planet in a heartbeat
>could VERY EASILY terraform his own planet, and gain a following, thus ruling them honestly and creating a utopia
>instead is going to use this tech to try and rule the earth, which is a shithole by comparison to some of the alien planets he has destroyed on a whim

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Honestly, for all we joke about Stardust being horrifying and amoral, the people he fucks over genuinely have it coming to them.

>guy has the capability to blot out suns, travel through space with no issues, and insane tech that can destroy a planet in a heartbeat
>could VERY EASILY terraform his own planet, and gain a following, thus ruling them honestly and creating a utopia
>instead is going to use this tech to try and rule the earth, which is a shithole by comparison to some of the alien planets he has destroyed on a whim

Some of them.

In the stardust universe racketeers have the power to amass massive armies, fleets and airforces capable of conquering America, completely in secret from anyone but Stardust.

It's so mystifying unless Stardust himself enables the criminals in his universe to fill his life with meaning by punishing them when no one else can.

Then Stardust really is Nyarlathoptep as suggested

>The Power of Stardust
I’m reading this, but absolutely nothing is happening.

>It's so mystifying unless Stardust himself enables the criminals in his universe to fill his life with meaning by punishing them when no one else can.
Or maybe the world's governments are secretly funding racketeers and mobster in hope that one of them will be able to kill Stardust.

Everyone except socialist health care.

Most of it is just worldbuilding and setup right now. But the latest page basically has Stardust declaring his desire to fix everything, so we'll see shit hitting the fan soon.

>It's so mystifying unless Stardust himself enables the criminals in his universe to fill his life with meaning by punishing them when no one else can.
In the original comic, it's probably a result of the world and its governments being really fucking shitty, and allowing this to happen. And in the webcomic, blame it on all the eldritch abominations running about.

This entire bit of trickery is so completely unnecessary. Stardust could instantly turn this man into a pile of dust that feels nothing but pain, but he has to drag it out with this little bit of theater.

>knowledge of magic
Hrrmm

>depolarizes the goon's weapon with his magnetic eyes
Alright, you're good.

How would you add stardust into the marvel,DC universe and why hasn't he been added.I would have him as someone nobody speaks about at all.He would have been the first hero while also being the first villain. i would make him stronger then thanos or doomsday while having his only weakness being tricking him to leaving earth.

Stardust is such an asshole he went on a date with his girl and took her to a barren planet with a beautiful sunset but cold as hell at night and left her there because he went to fight crime and forgot about her. This is what heroes tell eachother to scare them but its real and the last page is a mummy with its hands on its face that looks like it was crying in a planet with a beautiful sunset

I really like the creation of this background against which Stardust's behavior makes sense, as opposed to just being a rather sadistic power fantasy.

But then the question is why doesn't Stardust do anything about them and instead helps them against criminal uprisings.

I'd use his webcomic backstory, which gives him a reason for appearing sadistic. He's a genuine hero where he comes from, and fights evil like any other. It's just that the Art of Transformation and the Rays don't play well in any other reality but his own, where they're a fact of life. Doesn't help that Stardust just doesn't really 'get' a cosmos that is composed out of multiple realities without a unifying force to help fight for them.

You on this shitty board. Trust me your endless torment has begun.

like DC did with dr. manhattan, implying but not showing. until he shows up, naturally. i want a mix of awe and terror growing in the hearts of the JL, asking themselves who could it be and how will he react. i want paranoia and surrealistic situations. and i don't want him to be the campy, yet cruel superhero of the original comics. i'd portray him as a bored god who likes to play cops and robbers with humans, creating childish and improbable networks of spies and racketeers, giving them tech and secrecy enough to pose as a threat to the world, just to be smote by him in ridiculous ways like a child when he creates a tower of lego.

>why hasn't he been added
Because he's a public domain character anyone can use. They have no control over rights, so if they made Stardust famous literally anyone could cash in on it with their own comics, movies or merch and there'd be nothing they could do to stop them.

Wouldn't whoever does anything later with Stardust have to make it legally distinct from Marvel/DC's version though? Like how there were two Peter Pan cartoons but non Disney Peter Pan looked totally different than the Disney version?

Peter Pan is a bit of a weird case with copyrights. When Disney made their film the original work was still in copyright, and they licensed it from the children's hospital Barrie had left the rights to (as presumably did Fox for Peter Pan & the Pirates). The novel is now out of copyright, but the play isn't, and there was some legal wrangling over whether that meant the characters were public domain or not. iirc it ended with the characters being made public domain but still requiring a licence to stage the play.

Everything original Disney created is copyrighted, so their unique likenesses of the Peter Pan characters and the specific script of their film. Just as the guy who's writing this Stardust webcomic still has the copyright to his artwork and script even though Stardust is public domain. But that does mean if anyone wanted to copyright their own take on Stardust, they'd have to make him noticeably visually distinct from the original, at which point is there any point it even being the same character? They'd probably rather make a totally new SPACEDUST THE SUPER-WARLOCK who they could control the rights to completely.

Here’s some of the eye

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The eyes actually a bro and oddly not a sadistic StarDust type

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So if no one owns Stardust, would it be possible for big companies to make movies about him or put the character into their own lineup?

Yes but corporations are greedy bastards and would be uncomfortable using characters from public Domain

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But would Stardust rape someone?

Yes, but people have mentioned the potential issues with that a few posts above. Also the only reason people tend to use public domain characters is if they're already popular enough that companies think they can make enough profits even if other people do the same (like all the multiple adaptations of the same 19th Century novels)

Fucking posted before I'd finished my point - Stardust is a very obscure character with zero recognition among normalfags, so there's really no incentive for big companies to want to use him.

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Maybe if they had committed rape. He seems to like fitting punishments.

what the fuck is the context of this

>when the cosmic Godhead is actually a being like Stardust, but nowhere near as needlessly cruel or overly retarded about its heroism

This artist sure liked his burly, shirtless men.

He was the HEAD of a crime syndicate. That's just the way Stardust rolls.

Stardust punishes a villain who had tried to take over the world. The bad guy's plan had involved destroying oxygen from key locations and suffocating all politicians, policemen, military, and other people of power. Stardust stopped his plan, and then punished the guy by enlarging his head and shrinking his body until he was only a big head. He explains this with
>You tried to destroy the heads of a great nation, so your own head shall be destroyed!

Don't ask what on earth was the deal with the headless giant whose body absorbs the villain. The story doesn't explain that.

Thanks for clarifying. I think adult swim could work with that.

Well the headless giant is just there

Stardust's universe evidently just has eldritch horrors sitting around in space

>Don't ask what on earth was the deal with the headless giant whose body absorbs the villain. The story doesn't explain that.
But that's the most important part!

That kinda looks like that artist who made the spicy keychain and other meme-tastic cartoons

Not the same guy who asked, but would that mean putting him in something without him being the headliner could popularize him if the product did well enough?

We don’t even know if the Eye and Heart can think, much less actively work to change the cosmos

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I guess it's possible, I mean it would probably at least bring the character to the attention of a wider audience. I'm struggling to think of an example of somebody using an obscure public domain character like that though. Besides Alan Moore of course, who's already done it. And it didn't really raise Stardust's profile I don't think.

Yeah they both seem to just be there of course it’s pretty clear that the Eye created the multiverse but and the hearts just a dark reflection of it but neither seem to do much besides exist

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>Stardust visits intergalactic Yea Forums

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If you had a way to move an entire planet, why did you spend years building a bomb? Why not just throw a regular Mars at Earth, or just move Earth itself so everyone freezes? Or why not just put the bomb on Earth if you were planning to destroy it anyway?

>Stardust leaves billions dead to mildly punish one man.

This could be useful

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That would make you a fiend. This is the Super Fiend.

>gives you enough power to make you believe you have an actual chance against him, only to shatter your delusions and make you realize how just a puppet you are in his hands, thus making your pain double
stardust is the kind of freak that makes you thank the lord for having him on your side, or at least not against you

he does this regularly, he doesn't care about people, what he wants is an excuse to punish the poor fool in whatever way he sees fit, without worrying about being a sadistic torturer that kidnaps people for his amusement

Stardust does describe the Eye as an "intellect" and says that the Heart is "watching it." So they seem to have SOME will.

Honestly, it seems more to me like it's the greatest Mexican standoff of all time.

>mildly
You call being left on a barren hellscape deprived of water, food and non polluted air a mild punishment? the poor sod will either die of starvation or dehydratation, witnessing hallucinations about the people he killed around him until his screams cease with his last breath

My Fukken side

Some claim that Weird Man from Uncle Grandpa is a parody of Plastic Man, but I think it's more related to Stardust instead. Both have strange, undefined powers, both are weirdos, and also the colors and the drawings are similar to the comic's

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You need hands big enough to grab a man's entire torso and squeeze.

It's mild by his standards.

well yes, granted, usually he tends to make them immortal and then throwing them in a black hole or something, but still it ain't a slap on the wrist

how the fuck do you build a secret base on a star

Does anyone publish Stardust anymore?

Space magic

not since 1941. but since it's of public domain you can move your lazy ass, publish some webfics and if you claim it's canon then nobody can tell you that it's not

>the entire population of Mars is already dead

boy Stardust sure takes his time

holy fuck Fletcher wasn't fucking around

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I wouldn't be surprised if Stardust could make his own dyson sphere if he wanted to and put his secret base on it.

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Based

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>Private star
What kind of paperwork do you need for that?
>destroy civilization
WHERE WILL YOU LIVE?
>anti-solar beam
Excuse me, but what the fuck does that do?
Also, I don't remember GREEN mountains being a thing on Mars.
Where is your lab? How close are you to Mars? AND WHAT POPULATION!?
>tubular spacials
Again, what does that mean? And what are "supersolar" light waves? And if he's traveling on light waves, he shouldn't be getting faster, he should be at a constant speed. And how close is Mars to the Earth in that panel?Okay, what is the Stardust Flash?
And what's going on with Super Fiend's silhouette?
Again, who the fuck was on Mars?
The positioning of those bones raises many questions. And no, you haven't given him a fighting chance, you know you'll win because you're STARDUST!
>SOCKO
What kind of noise is that? Did Fletcher Hanks watch iCarly before it was MADE?

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Rand is not opposed to selflessness and altruism, but the sort of sacrificial "altruism" that says that people are obligated to give of themselves to others, rather than doing it willingly and wholly of their free will. There's a very important distinction between the two.

>kurd mob dressed as stereotypical gangsters
>300 000 members in New York
>straight up war just to steal money and jewels

Fletcher sure had a violent imagination

>anti-solar beam
The most baffling thing in Stardust is that gravitu doesn't exist. Planets stay in orbit because they're under the control of the Sun, so an Anti-solar beam removes the Sun's control and allows you to stear the planet instead.

No wait, I must have dreamed that explanation. The page I thought explained it explained nothing.

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If I recall correctly, she hated that the red army took her family’s stuff for the greater good but she thinks taking the native american’s land was the greatest thing ever. Fuck her.

Her philosophy was basically to say that what she likes is objectively good and what she doesn’t like is objectively bad. She liked smoking, so to her, smoking was objectively a good thing. Openly cucking her husband was objectively good. Cucking her is objectively bad.

Your private star looks a bit different from last time, Mr. Stardust.
Wait, what do you mean by "Kurd Mob" are these guys Kurdish, or what? They don't look particularly Kurdish.
>individual machine guns
thank you for specifying.
>Super-Tommy Guns
What makes them so super?
And no shit New York doesn't have ANTI-AIRCRAFT GUNS!
>we must stop transportation completely
Who talk like that? Kurds?
>oooh! OOOH!!
I've chosen to hear that as an orgasmic moan.
>snipe them with machine guns
I don't think that's how those work. Unless their ability to snipe people is what makes these guns "super"
>they got me!
good to know
Why do the gangsters have tear gas and no gas masks? Why don't the cops have gas masks?!
>I'm just in time!
More than half the city's non-criminal population has quite likely died, you are unfashionably late. And I doubt being crushed by your plane is a comfortable way to die.
>safely out of gun-range
Bullets can go pretty far, and if their guns are super, I don't doubt they can go higher, those cops should be dying from the change in temperature and/or oxygen levels, or just the shock of stopping in midair after rising up that fast.
>I forbid you to fire
You couldn't have sent that message earlier?
Did he just mind rape him into obedience?
How are they standing if gravity is so high that they can't lift anything? Also, I don't think air is supposed to have vitamins, and if it has a bunch of vitamins, it isn't really pure, now is it? Also, they would freeze to death, so they won't have centuries.

>private asteroid
I thought it was a star, how many celestial bodies does this man own?
Also, I don't think stopping the earth will negate gravity, the momentum of the stuff on the surface might fuck stuff up like in Class of the Titans, but it won't just turn gravity off.
Also, is there more of this story? I can't wait to see what happens next.
Still doesn't tell me why it's an "anti-solar" ray.
Fucking "televisional"?

>tubular spacials
It's not an actual word as far as I know. It's literally just more Stardust magic-technobabble. Same for shit like the perambulating bombs.

For those who don't know, you can read all of Stardust online. It's only 144 pages for the entire comic.

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These guys have a great plan.

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Other than the ridiculous plan, it's not a great story. Not enough torture.

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They also got it at the digital comics museum along with Fawcett Captain Marvel.

Yeah its like a Specter story. You aren't here for the badguys, you're here for what happens to them.

Oh

>Skullface

Such a lust for jewels! WHOOOOOOOOOOO

Stardust is a gift to this world

>Retarding rays

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With nobody but yourselves, money won't be worth anything.
>gyp clipp gang
This raises more questions than the Kurd Mob.
Also, all those people are dead.
Little known fact, "Gyp" Clipp thinks in Stardust's voice, and still has no idea how money works.
They must have some pretty impressive lung capacities. And resistance to radiation. And all have been outside at the exact same time, all the criminals needed to do was to build their hideout with a low ceiling and they wouldn't have needed the chains!
Also, whatever state this is in supports the death penalty, and the method used to execute people guilty of, um, "attempted genocide" is hanging. Of course, Stardust will get to him before his fair trial in the court of law.
>you're going into space
If he was a small child, he would have been much more excited to hear that, but as a man who tried to send everyone else on the planet into space, he is rightfully horrified. But probably not horrofied of the fate STARDUST has in mind for him.
So he's trapped in another dimension? Stardust, quit immitating Vegeta.
So is the realm of constant twilight at eternal dawn/dusk, or is it just full of lovesick vampires?
Or both?
>Eventually, Gyp stopped thinking.
Wait a second, "LEPUS"?! Is he fighting a bunny man next time?

over 9000 hours on audacity
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I came

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That's actually a really fucking metal plan

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th-thanks

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So StarDust also has mental powers that would make Charles shit his pants and abuses this stop criminals who literally could not harm him anyways

How do you transmit Kaiju-sized vultures via fucking concentrated thoughtwaves?

>that time Plankton drove Spongeverse Stardust insane because he was too kinky to torture

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where is the one with the Rothechilds?

you know, the one with pearl harbor?

Am I losing my fucking mind?
I swear to god there was an issue of Stardust where one of the Rothschild's was a gangster who faked pearl harbor by painting the Japanese flag on the planes, in order to sell weapons.

Wasn't that the issue that ruined his career? Remember, the guy who wrote Stardust was an alcoholic who froze to death sleeping on a park bench?

Fuck, I must have been tripping balls that night. But I swear to god, that shit was real.

Why didn't he just kill the birds?

What kind of shit did you smoke and can I have some?

I swear to god dude, I know that shit was real.

I'm gonna read "kaos" as cows
And apparently Venus is highly civilized.
So the more the "detecting needle" vibrates, the worse the crime is?
Okay, so Kaos is a guy, he just LOOKS like an old woman.
>gigantic vulture birds of Venus
I don't remember those in my astronomy books.
>UNLIMITED POWAHHHHH
So he's Palpatine?
Also, BENDING the TOUGHEST metals isn't that impressive, since it's not like they're fracturing it.
Also, are those super-vitamins supposed to make them bulletproof? Or are they already immune to earth weapons? Because even if our eyes can't see them, we don't need to see something to aim at it, we have radars and computers for that.
So the already huge birds get even bigger? How the hell are they going to support themselves under Earth's gravity?
>Stardust follows the plot closely
Well, maybe we can have him explain Kingdom Hearts after all this.
Why doesn't Stardust just teleport or something?
I don't think that's how any bird flies. And how are they going to fly in the vacuum of space?
Also, same question as >friction fire
But there's no air for either the friction to come from, or to allow for combustion!
Wait, what war is going on right now? Why isn't Stardust doing anything about that?Kaos, was this conquest just because none of the women on Venus that met your standards of beauty wanted anything to do with you?
Also, how does he take Kaos out of the crumpled "dart"?
>not wanting to use rays
Why?
>the girl seems unharmed
How? Owls can crush fingers with their talons, what lets giant vultures carry a person without squishing them to paste?
And why did he punch it? Does he just really hate birds? There really wasn't a way to free the woman before punching the bird?
how is she not dead?
Also, is she actually the last human on Earth?I've said it before, I'll say it again, that is not a worm.

>I'm just in time!
But there are people dead in the streets

>it was all about getting pussy
Figures

First off - I'm fairly sure vultures don't eat worms.

Secondly that girl got over her parents dying pretty fucking quick

Stardust is a true Chad

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>But there are people dead in the streets
Thousands of people die every day. A street-full every minute.
Stardust deals with the fate of worlds, not small handfuls of fragile mortals.

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I'm pretty sure the tubular spacial is a fancy name for the space condom bubble he flies around in.

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I literally read that panel as "Some strange force is trolling me!"

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Fletcher Hanks conceived of time-space wormholes in the 1930's.
Let that blow your mind.

seriously? no one remembers this?

>He can give you valuable information
Dude looks like he's thinking 'The fuck I will; suck my enormous rat balls'

Why do they have thousands of motherfucking Bolos? When did they have time to set all this shit up?

Fiction has been toying with the idea of Space-Time since HG Wells, way back in the 1840s.

you make me chuckle

Were they boring tunnels through it?

1840s?
>H.G. Wells (1866-1946)

>Gigantic fifth column
>dim light of a basement
How big is that basement?
Also, he's only now upset by the war? Those vultures interrupted a war he didn't seem to give any fucks about.
>end civilization
I've been over this before, check the archive for my rant about that statement
>Yew Bee
Is that some sort of joke or a jab at somebody? Did someone with the initials U.B. piss Hanks off?
Nobody notices people planting explosives all over the base.
The fuck are these "super tanks"? Who designs a tank with several holes in it?
>especially built to ruin New York
How are they specifically made to destroy New York? Also, the whole state, or just the city of the same name?
>controlling me
So is he just moving the planes towards the tanks, or is he controlling the pilots and making them do it?
>lighted
I know that's not grammatically incorrect, but I'm still mad.
>leaders of less importance
How is their importance determined?
That is not a panther, and it is not stalking.
Oh, that literally wasn't a panther, he transformed.
My point still stands that it was fucking orange.
>g-men
Rise. And. Shine, Mis-ter Freeman.
>the most dangerous man in America
I don't think he's very dangerous like that, unless you gave him some highly contagious disease to plague the city. And can he even talk in that form?
>sneak to hiding
I'm not sure about that being grammatically correct though.
>BLITZ-
>KRIEG
A very informative headline, I'm sure.
And still no word on LUPUS! The fluffy menace! Or whatever.

Dude. Dude.
Chill.

If you haven't noticed, I'm looking at my role in this thread as an internet reviewer and/or MST3K commentator.
I'm having fun picking these stories apart.

>By keeping the sun shining, I will bankrupt the power companies.
Does he think the sun turns off when night occurs?

I THINK somehow he plans to keep the Sun shining at all times by making the Earth transparent with the disintegrator. Somehow. Or hold the sun's light hostage.

Somehow

Or he's just high on Stardust Science

>The positioning of those bones raises many questions.
They were going back to back so that the firestorm couldn't sneak up on them

I hope there aren't any rotten America-hating gangsters in this thread who would call into question the benevolence and allmighty power of Stardust!

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whaaaaat, nooooo

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>tfw i kinda want a script for a stardust or captain battle comic
>tfw i cant draw

hold me senpaitachi

Share it anyway.

>Captain Battle
Kino choice. There's a tie-in text story about the Black Terror that revealed Captain Battle became a weapons designer for the Allies.

>vocaroo.com/i/s10MFFSvxP2X
amazing

What do you intend to do when you unchain yourselves? Wouldn't you just float away?
How do you intend to make the Earth rotate again?

i was going to write a script about how battle doesnt want a world war 3 and stardust intervenes by doing some cosmic fuckery to world leaders or something

>also black terror would be a generic morally absolutist randian violent vigilante

im still thinking about a plot
thanks senpai

Bruh this guy was itching for a fight and then just lets his neck get rung by Stardust. Throw a punch or something! Use your planet blazing super science!

Holy shit they just fucking did it, like fucking immediately, magnetized every vehicle in moments.

Why does this strange old man from Venus want to destroy Earth?
In what fucking way does he benefit, it's not like Earth is more civilized than Venus or whatever, he's got his little mountainside town to live in.

because he is evil

Stardust comics are pretty good for storytiming partiality because it’s completely episodic with little real continuity between issues StarDust just deals with a wide array of evil shit

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Also his design is pretty great too

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The fourth panel perfectly displays the absolute terror one has when they are IN THE POWER OF STARDUST

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>turns invisible

BUT WHY

HE STILL TALKS TO THE POLICEMEN SO ITS NOT LIKE HE WANTS TO BE HIDDEN

AND APPARENTLY THE COPS ARE JUST SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE INVISIBLE STAR NIGGA’S WORD FOR IT THAT THEY COMMITTED TREASON

God I love how over the fucking top evil and gross the bad guys in stardust comics look. They're all these subhuman monsters.

I feel like it happened just because the radio said he could do it.

theyre like dick tracy villains

pure unfiltered, mustache twirling villains

The criminals are amazingly well equipped, plus the arts actually pretty great

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Fuck, I should try that.
If only I knew how to draw.

Would you really question a commanding invisible voice?
Has a ray that can make specific people’s Skelton’s materialize instantly and float however he wants them to, also like how the G-Mem react to StarDust teleporting them against their will

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The police know to never doubt the word of Stardust.

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>Doubting stardust

based

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>there are too many people in the world
Oh no, Stardust has to fight Thanos!

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Great job StarDust only 2,000 people died this time

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I wish people would stop using the term eldritch horror for everything when it doesn't apply.

Okay, so is there an issue where he actually confronts Lupin like that one panel said he would?
Maybe they would if they knew what it actually meant.

>eldritch
>"weird and sinister or ghostly"
I think it applies here.

Anyone have that Stardust "parody" where Stardust was not actually a complete Monster. I remember it had nice art and was part of a collection.

Look at the fucking head on Wotta Man there

should make an album. I rarely say anything positive to anyone on Yea Forums, but this was good. don't kill yourself

Stardust's shadow is terrifying.

So Stardust is like an even weirder Spacehawk?

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Never heard of that one, so it might be.

"As you violated others, you will be violated by freezing cold starfish for all eternity!"

Stardust isn't cruel to animals.

Bump

>Basil Wolverton
Well, I don't know about that character, but when it comes to names, that guy could probably give Fletcher Hanks a run for his money.

t. eldritch horror

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So this page confirms StarDust is basically a cosmic monstrosity right?

It takes his full power to turn an island upside-down?

>SUPER-TOMMY GUNS

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>over half a billion people

Was there really less than a billion people back in the 50s or 60s whenever this was made?

>the most remarkable man who ever lived
That's a bold claim, but I think Stardust lives up to the title.

I prefer to think of it as a skewer that's shaped like a lightning bolt, extending from his middle and ring fingers.
>the alert Stardust watches the indicators of his many instruments
Um, what?
>military reservation in Kentucky
Well, thank you for clarifying, didn't want to confuse it for the pizza parlor Fort Knox in Maine.
>swag of gold
Dayuuuuuuuum!
>Slant-Eye
So is he a racist caricature of an Asian, or is he actually a white guy with eyes that make him look Asian?
>tough babies
I'm not sure if that's him insulting them or if that unironically means they're hardcore criminal scum.
>stupefying gas
Eh?
I don't think Fort Knox is green. I don't know if the rest of that depiction is accurate either, but I'm pretty sure the color is wrong.
>soften the steel with acetylene
I'm not a chemist, can somebody who knows explain if that's actually something acetylene does?
>"soup"
what?
>nitroglycerine
Is that what they meant by "soup"?
Also, that's one E too many.
>I must save that gold
Priorities.
>secretly own an island
How?
>Slant-Eye isn't wearing a gas mask
Okay, THIS makes sense.
>acetylene torches
Oh, so they're warming the steel then drilling it.
>a fast-igniting fuse is touched off
Um, wouldn't a fast fuse be more dangerous for you guys, since it leaves less time to get away?
Also, "touched off"?
Yep, being impaled generally renders people helpless.
Unless they're a badass.
>Octopus of gold
What?
Also, the fuck just happened to your hand?
>flooded island begins to leave the agitated sea
Well, there's one less ecosystem to worry about.
How did a whirlpool form there?
Also, shouldn't he be falling to the "ceiling" and get impaled by stalactites (or are they stalagmites now?) since the island got flip turned upside down?

How does he get to the surface? How weak are those rocks?
>octopus of gold
There are several reasons I do not believe that is an accurate name for that monstrosity.
First, it has an actual face, octopuses don't have those.
Second, the narrator claims it has tentacles, they don't have those either, they have arms.
Third, while it may be yellow, I don't think it's actually made of gold, so both the name and "You craved gold, so here it is!" are false statements
>the U.S. deposit of gold remains safe
The hell it does, now that Stardust is gone, some other ne'er-do-wells can take it, since it's still right in the open.

>I'm not a chemist, can somebody who knows explain if that's actually something acetylene does?
If it's pure acetylene, then he'd sooner cause an explosion with risk of killing himself than he would do something to "soften" anything.

Stardust was published mostly in the year 1940, so I think there should be just about 2.2 to 2.3 billion people alive at that time.

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When Stardust speak you obey. Simple as that.

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>100% bewilderment

Stardust has a weird concept of justice, sometimes he subjects criminals to fates worse than death, other times he just turns them into midgets and fucks off.

This was one of the Stardust stories that wasn't done by Fletcher Hanks.

It wasn't done by Hanks, which might be why.

Being a manlet is kinda worse than death...

>that first panel
Wow, was this the first issue? That text is different than usual.
>invisible vacuum tubes
I can see them.
>violence of tornadoes
Is a group of tornadoes called a "violence"?
>"Wolf-Eye"
While he has a noticeable squint, I don't see how it's wolf-like at all.
>Henry Lord, the Motor King
Excuse me, what? Who? Why is he called that?
>John Rancab
What kind of last name is "Rancab"?
>G-Men
The right man in the wrong place, can make all the diff-erence in the world.
>destroy America
WHERE WILL YOU LIVE?
>crossed up
what does that mean?
>head them for New York
I thought you were IN New York!
>what is it?
This is like how in the movie Volcano the news anchors act like this is the first time anyone who isn't a scientist has heard of a volcano, but this time replace volcano with tornado.
>rarifying beam
Um, what does that do?
>gland-control magic
What?
Is the scale off? Because it looks like after being shrunk he's only a little shorter than he was before growing, so was he always a "mere midget" or what? And was he wearing that leotard or singlet or whatever it is under his fancy suit the whole time?
Also, "not yet" implies he eventually will kill you, you do realize that, right?
So that first panel lied to us?

>Henry Lord
Obviously Henry Ford, but
>John Rancab
this one I don't know. My knowledge of America's plutocrats has a decent gap in that area. But I bet I could have guessed "Hugh Howards..."

I was asking more about the title of "Motor King"
Makes him sound like a super hero/villain with an automobile theme.

>being this insecure

>Also, I don't remember GREEN mountains being a thing on Mars.
Well obviously not since the fire bombing

How would that change the color of a mountain made of rocks?

Maybe it was a chemical fire that reacted with the composition of the rock?

>"But I don't want to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs!"

Would it be even half as interesting if it was explained?

So does that mean The Heart is another public domain character too, or at least based on one?

>What kind of paperwork do you need for that?

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it could be.
A star isn't a gun, it's a place, you don't get permits to own places.

They're perambulating bombs because they walk over and slowly inspect outlines?

I know I'm going to catch shit for saying this but, Stardust versus Kirby.
Stardust doesn't like how lenient Kirby is.

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>Stardust doesn't like how lenient Kirby is.
Stardust clearly hasn't been seeing the little guy in action. The only thing Kirby doesn't do that Stardust does is inflict fates worse than death on his victims.

>it's a place, you don't get permits to own places.
>what is the deed to land ownership, the post
user, pls

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A deed is not a permit.
Still, how do you get a deed to your own private star? I don't doubt he could convince somebody to give him one, but still, that raises the precedent of owning a star, so they have to do something about that.

Looking at his wikipedia
>Joshua Burnett created a QAGS RPG game featuring Golden Age superheroes who come out of retirement to prevent the return of a vengeful Stardust the Super Wizard in The Return of Stardust.
Now i want to play that.

Thread Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=Vca48e6nCm8

I fucking love Stardust because it's like watching some karmic force of cosmic horror trying to be a hero

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>turned into a midget and haded over to the cops
Fairly merciful for Stardust.

why isn't this a banner

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That should be the intro of Stardust the animated series

I don't know if there were other pages.

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>we live in a timeline where this isn't a /pol/ banner
Why live?

Unbelievably based.

>So that first panel lied to us?

Yeah. It's not that different from how comic strips worked. one person gets their name on the comic and sometimes ghost artists and writers work on it.

So go submit it the next time they have a banner contest.

The guy was given planet wide solitary confinement. He's going to go insane in no time.

Anyone got a DL to Fantastic Comics 24? Stardust was in that issue.

>7 page comic
>3 of them showing off Stardust's very elaborate punishment scheme for "Slant-Eye"

Nah, that goes to the guys who just had to stare at some skeletons while he called the cops. Which was pretty early on.

Even Stardust isn't going to take chances with a guy who can bust planetary bodies.

The world as it is vs the world as you wish it could be.

They would never fight, they would be Super Best Friends. Kirby kills with complete joyful remorse and is also some kind of Eldritch horror pretending to be a superhero.

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>some kind of Eldritch horror pretending to be a superhero.
isnt Kirby a splinter of The Void that is physically incapable of evil thoughts due to one of the other splinters being pure evil?

you say that like it makes him less horrifying

>crime wizards

SHIT

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>¡mientras tanto, los MAGOOOOS DEL CRIIIIIMEN!

Stardust and Kirby buddy cops?

>if we ascribe to multiverse theory that in one of these universe stardust is an actual person
That’s not a pleasant thought to think about

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10/10

>I heard you slant-eyes like tentacle hentais
>how would you like to star in one, pervert!?

>those sound effects
Fuckin' phenomenal.

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If you're not familiar, check him out. Basil was Based and one of the funniest guys in original Mad

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I guess if it takes the guy 15 minutes to get from around Mars to land in the US it makes sense that he doesn't always arrive immediately to stop a bad guy from setting a planet on fire and throwing it at the Earth or whatever the fuck

Is there anyone who could beat Stardust?

Stardust might be able to stop Stardust.

Kirby.

its from this song
youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ-epzgRjzo

So, are those skeletons just holographic images or hallucinations or whatever, or did Stardust actually use his space magic to defile a bunch of corpses?

>brings in front of the spies the skeletons of the innocent people they have killed
No ambiguity there, that's grave desecration. But who's going to question Stardust?

I could see it.

The actual corpses. Do you really think Stardust gives a shit about his methods?

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If you're still here user, you should do it
It would give it a pretty cool vibe

I'd say that doesn't work, because Rand's philosophy required that all of her villains be self-defeating crazies. Galt wins not just because of his super-tech, but because all of his enemies are complete idiots and don't' even have plans that make sense.
Stardust's enemies usually have incredible sci-fi technology themselves. Stardust simply always beats them by being even more broken. It's not even anywhere near to a fair comparison.

Stardust appears in the DCU what happens?

Who the fuck is the guy who's killed a graveyards worth of annoying people?

Everett True from The Outbursts of Everett True.

i do believe it's time for

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>"Fuckin' Stardust, am I right?"

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nobody's safe

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You're damn right he is.

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>vocaroo.com/i/s10MFFSvxP2X

This is amazing and you should feel amazing

>Stardust stands emotionless and unblinking throughout his entire speech
>JOHN GALT, MANY HAVE WONDERED WHO YOU ARE
>NOW FOR YOUR SELFISHNESS AND ARROGANCE NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW YOU EXISTED
>All the impassioned speeches in the world can’t sway a machinelike autist like Stardust, user. Checkmate Galt.
This is perfection.

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thanks lad i wanna do some more stardust voiceover stuff in the next SD thread

Stardust in Freakazoid?

Traps him on a floppy disc, leaves it on a tiny planet of snakes, then tosses that planet into the sun.

I don't see it.

youtube.com/watch?v=VfVBq-pemDk

Stardust, the Chaddest of Chads!

>rotten America-hating gangsters in this thread

O-of course not!...we just buncha America lovers Mobs, Mister S!

I would like to see this posted. Cant seem to find it on my own.

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Every single problem is solved, in a suitably horrific fashion

I don't get it
Was this written by different people?

Stardust is the greatest comic book character of all time.

Spoiler that next time

That crafty Odysseus!

> Thought recorder

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> Stardust suddenly begins releasing his powerful retarding rays

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It's a wonder Everett isn't in jail. He can't stop himself from assaulting anyone in his path and doesn't seem to have any combat skills...

He is THE Chad

High iq joke.

coulld kiby eat stardust or would he escape

>civilization must be destroyed
fuck is stardust coming for me?

He already knows of your sin, just wait your turn for His judgement. Soon, we will all be in the power of STARDUST.

>Stardust lands on a guy at mach speed breaking him clean in half instead of materializing
not how he usually operates but still hilarious

You ought to read Moore's Swamp Thing. The Heart is the Original Darkness, the nothing that was the universe before God let the light in. It's effectively the total antithesis of creation, and all the monsters we're seeing in the comic are either uncreations of the Heart or Eye-created beings supporting the Heart out of raw spite.

>Stardust vs anybody or anything would be an interesting fight
especially against a normal human being, Stardust would just put him in a magic prison where the only way to temporarily relieve excruciating pain is to pay your taxes

how?