Keep denying that Garfield is not funny

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Is this a rape joke?

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God I wish that was me

>Jon getting captured by an 11 foot tall blonde giantess
stop, i can only get so erect.

Anyone have the one where Jon eats the dog semen?

kek!

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Ok, this one is funny

Garfield's a cat. He can chew his toes and lick his balls. I don't think touching his toes would pose a challenge for him.

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Where's garbageape?

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Now, where could my p--
Wait

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wtf

That is pretty good.

yeah it's not about the difficulty, it's about him missing the point of why jon is happy about this activity.

We've all been there...

The fuck?

Ok this is a good one

just downloaded all ~15000 Garfield cartoons, about 1 GB
Python script:
nopaste.xyz/?bd7d6cf27b584d42#vYSHOQ9HabzeThRGl148FMZExj/fsYkPIxV04LEnaEI=

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>denying it’s not funny
I agree OP, I don’t deny that Garfield is not funny.

A true classic. How can one man's work be so genius bros?

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The ones where Garfield actually acts like a cat like this are some of the best.

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Jackpot!

>Am I im your ch-MMMGGH *SLURP* MMM MMFFFF *GAG*

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>tfw can't touch my toes
Am I a loser

I mean... you're here, so yes.

The toe thing is unrelated.

I've never been able to touch my toes. My back just refuses to bend that far forward.

Yes, but thats not the reason why

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Yeah, this made me laugh.

Hell, these actually aren't half bad

I don't get it. Please explain it to me.

>Ain't nobody got time for that
Why not sharing a MEGA link instead?

Well there's two possibilities here.
1. Odie puts up a facade around Garfield and Jon of being a dumb dog, and once they leave he pursues his real interests.
2. He is pretending to be a human, and simply guessing what typical human activities are

80s garf was best garf

>Mozart and Tolstoy
Pseud.

It never ceases to amaze me how often the first thought I have is the first response to something. Either that or I've been on this site way too long.

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This one is very good

In general, it's teased that Odie isn't as dumb as he looks.
>They go on a picnic and Odie locks himself in the car. Garfield and Jon try to open the car up only to get rained on while Odie kicks back, turns on the radio, and enjoys all the food
>Garfield gets stuck in a tree and Odie throws him a bowling ball so the added weight breaks the branch and sends him falling. Garfield groans in pain and Odie grins in victory

>"I couldn't resist." ~Jim Davis

the ones written by davis (up to the mid to late 90s) are great.

the ones that aren't... aren't.

incidentally, his potato head strip feels like classic garfield.

>go pound sand

I miss when he did surreal stuff like this.

That's a real saying, like "Go soak your head."

Actually not that bad.

Actually great.

Except you posted a funny Garfield.

Garfield is actually funny sometimes unlike Heathcliff which is the cow tools of comics.

I thought cow tools was the cow tools of comics.

fucking kek

You need some Garfield minus Garfield.

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Realfield is better

Wow, Jon has a nasty streak to him.

this is now a /G-G/ general

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if it weren't for Garfield, we wouldn't have garfieldeats.com, the greatest website and app of and food delivery service of all time.

Love Me, Feed Me, Don't Leave Me!™

i only wish i lived in the delivery area.

It pretty consistently gets chuckles out of me as embarrassing as that is

It's a small sensible chuckle at most

This is the Sneed of Garfield

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I’d assume it’s about her getting an epidural

Can't believe this one hasn't been posted yet

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>the way his arms stretch out
hee hee

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Garfield = feminism
Odie = me

This one is odd but funny

I chew my toes all the time

>having to go back to the 80's to find an strip that's not horrible

Yea Forums GANG

Sinks are modern?

No, but single-handle faucets have only been a thing since the 1940s.

Yeah, all it takes is three writers and sifting through a whole year of comics to find a funny Garfield comic,

nice fake

Jon is a farm boy. His parents still have a well and (apparently) non pressurized water. So they have to crank the handle on their sink a few times to pump up water. The dad just snapped the faucet off because he didnt realize he needed to turn the handles.

user, I...

Quality thread

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kek

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Apparently he can understand Garfield in Garfield and Friends. There was a Quickie where Jon told him to shut up.

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>level one
>journalist
Good try, but they're still stuck on the tutorial.

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>tomato guppy
>not goldfish crackers

well thats just sad

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Jesus Christ, Jon, who's the hot pink titty monster and how do you know her?

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It's not that Garfield was never funny, it's just that it isn't anymore.

That was back when Jon was still portrayed as a relatively social guy, before they doubled down hard on him being a dateless loser.

>Disliking Tolstoy
Pleb.

This is actually disgusting when you think about it

Was this one supposed to be funny or sad?

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Why is this so perfect?

You have to have an iq of at least 10 to post here

Garfield understands he's just being a sarcastic ass. That's Garfield's entire character you brainlet.

>tfw the Lasagna Cat music video writes itself

Role Reversal
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>laugh track
>video of Jon and Garfield acting out the old Charles Atlas 'Hero of the Beach' Ad set to Belinda Carlisle's 'Circle in the Sand"
>Fatal Farm logo

Why does Garfield's house have magic walls that change color?

We should make this accepted canon that his last name is Aaarrrgghh

Jon is so boring that they hallucinate the walls changing color just to keep their brain cells from dying of inactivity.

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I'm not denying anything.

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A lot of Arlene stuff seems kind of tinged.

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Jon is always incredibly rude if he thinks he can get away with it

It's a perfectly good layup.

>tinged.
?

He didn't mind when I bought 200 hookers with his credit card.
youtube.com/watch?v=NiZDgewUFl0

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>tfw no autistic gf

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>boomer tries to capture some Pokemon creatures

Reminds me of all those years I spent depressed

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The only Garfield strip I remember really finding funny.

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>Jon plays Bloodborne

there's only a couple of them but I really like those Garfield Minus Garfield Plus Liz comics that a couple guys made last year

>before they doubled down hard on him being a dateless loser.
which was also around the time the comic started being kinda bad, it got better once Liz started dating him though, as that allowed them to fully embrace his goofy dork tendencies without it feeling as depressing as it was before then(especially since Liz works really well as a straight woman to those kind of shenanigans)

There’s John’s pipe

How the fuck did he mistake semen for coffee?

Based

there were several of these that were pretty good

Fucking kek

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Crummy Pokémon creatures? He should be gettting pails of water!

Was this man the Kelly of his era?

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Lost

A furry's dream

What an enigma

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I

can't believe no one's posted any of the real classics

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The fact that anyone went at all is surprising

You both deserve to get run over by bulls

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>Machinima

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for you

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Wait. I don't get the joke.

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Garfield's having a nice snooze on the table, Jon wakes him up so he can go sleep in his bed. Garfield goes to his bed and can't fall back asleep, returning to jon to smack him for ruining his sleep.

Not quite, Jon wakes him up so he can go sleep when he was ALREADY asleep, panel 5 is where he realises this.

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I'm surprised Jon's doesn't already knows these people

Wins the thread

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Davis was going to originally, but apparently another comic at the time had a dog named Spot and his bosses didn't want confusion. He went with Odie after a commercial he wrote for involving "Odie the Village Idiot".

Can't resist at this point

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Thanks doc

I think the last time any strip referenced Jon being a cartoonist, Liz had to convince her parents to not kill themselves.

>Not BaneCat

For shame.

No. In his sleepy stupor Garfield just goes along with what he as and goes to his bed. Then it dawns on him what Jon just did because it's retarded. Parents do this to their kids sometimes but to do it to an animal is just silly.

Realfield is even funnier than G-G

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When i read these...I hear his voice...;_;

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As you should.
>Mentally hears "So Long, Old Friend"

Because it's been done to death. Just like your masturbatory habits.

No other voice should be heard.

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>Wake up, time for bed

>Wake up
>Time for bed

i like how all of jons acquaintances are dorks too.

>Nobody posted the wideload picture yet

>They both did it purpose

11/10

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cat rage room

>Garfield minus Garfield
>not the superior one where Garfield is in frame but mute

John is an alternate universe Jerry

I shouldn't have laughed that hard.

Holy shit, is this an edit?!

of course it's an edit.

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Duh.

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I guess I've just spent too much time among you degenerates.

So what we can get from this lore is that Odie is as, if not more intelligent than Garfield, he's just better at hiding his power level.

That he is.

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She's actually kind of cute.

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I hated it when my mom used to do this just so I would go to my bed but I couldn't sleep anymore when I got there.

The good thing about owning your own place is that you can sleep wherever you want.

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It took me an embarrassingly long time to work out what the joke is in this one.

Well?

Not an edit by the way.

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>the feline is too obese to observe his own appendages from above, due to the concealment of his gut
>the creature's ostensible master is in reality servile and produces an imago of the appendages by employing a photochemical apparatus
>the animal examines the reproductions critically, while the purulent slave swears future independence, a futile performance. His destiny is long fixed

I still can't believe that was a thing and lose my shit every time

What am I missing?

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kek

Garfield is DEAD NOOOOO

Jesus Christ, it actually is the comic. I can vaguely see "fucking" in the last panel. What's the original for the comic?

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>Mozart
>Not Bach
I agree

the punchline is the date

i was gonna say i love you 5ever

What the fuck is this?

The first six panels are the original.

why are cats cashing cars and howling at the moon

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Double joke. Not being able to see your own feet is a fat people trope... and his actual feet have grown remarkably over the course of the strip's existence.

>imago
>photochemical apparatus
>the animal examines the reproductions critically
>his destiny is long fixed
I was drinking coffee when I started reading this, and I almost did a spit take

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>Garfeld
"Ya gotta try the lasagna, Jerry! Stupendous!"
"What's the deal with the word stupendous, anyway? Fantastic wasn't good enough for ya? Ya had to invent another step up?"

>Hubert, I'm very afraid

the last panel in this one always made me lose my shit

NO DABBING IN THE SOUP GARFIELD

>tfw you learned about the outtake panel for Sunday strips and now you can't stop identifying it in every strip

holy shit my sides

These are too good

Unironically should be the final strip.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y-ooCnZviZ8

The JAV actress impression is too real.

I apparently had NOT seen all lasagna cat has to offer. Also hot

It's come up a few times over the strip's existence.

That D is backwards.

And now I can't unsee that.

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I have... questions.

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S M A S H E D
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I'm pretty sure the whole point of the exercise is to try to, but if you actually can that's means you are very flexible

JONS ABOUT TO HAVE A HEATED GAMING MOMENT! WATCH OUT EVERYONE!

I'm obsessed with the Netflix Garfield show.

TAKE A SHOWER
HIT THE WEIGHTS
GET A CLUE

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>no reading comprehension
user, it is you who is retarded. Read OP again.

>not showing every line on the way up
retard

>cat's
please tell me this is fake

Then what are you doing here you illiterate retard?

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treasure planet is such an underrated movie

Is that you Silver user?

I used to have a Garfield magazine subscription when I was younger, but we stopped getting them when we didn't have the money for it.
In high school I started reading a newspaper (mostly because they were handing them out for free) and I found the Garfield strips on them boring, thinking that I grew out of it or something.
Reading through this thread, I wonder whether they intentionally put the worst strips into the newspaper for some reason.

FTFY

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funny cat.